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* Give [[Characters/WWEDivas Mickie]] [[Characters/{{TNA}} James]] [[SquashMatch some 35 seconds or so]] and she'll take [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/wwe/wwf-wm.html your]] [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/us/tna/tna-wm.html title]].
* [[Wrestling/{{CHIKARA}} "The Last of a Dying Breed"/"The War King" Eddie Kingston]].
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* Wrestling/KurtAngle, naturally. The man won a gold medal with a ''broken freaking neck''.

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* Wrestling/KurtAngle, naturally. The man won a an Olympic gold medal with a ''broken freaking neck''.
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* [[Characters/{{ECW}} "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer]]. [[Awesome/{{ECW}} "Thank you sir, may I have another!"]]
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* When the end of the world happens, all that will remain will be Wrestling/MickFoley. He ate the cockroaches.

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* When the end of the world happens, arrives, all that will remain remains will be Wrestling/MickFoley. He ate the cockroaches.
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* Wrestling/{{Sabu}} will get cut up in barbed-wire, seal it up with Krazy Glue and cover it with athletic tape and keep going like it was nothing special.
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* Perry Saturn was a US Army Ranger and [[BadassBystander got shot in the neck saving a woman from being raped and was still able to beat the shit out of all three guys.]]
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* [[Wrestling/ExoticAdrianStreet "Exotic" Adrian Street"]] can take an ugly wrestler and beat him till he's beautiful, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bhLK6XPKCs so imagine what he could do to you.]]

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* [[Wrestling/ExoticAdrianStreet "Exotic" Adrian Street"]] Street]] can take an ugly wrestler and beat him till he's beautiful, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bhLK6XPKCs so imagine what he could do to you.]]

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* Before the tragedy, Wrestling/ChrisBenoit was commonly known for being 4REAL and Gamefaqs users would even refer to him as "real life [[Franchise/MetalGear Solid Snake]]" or [[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer]].

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* Before the tragedy, Wrestling/ChrisBenoit was commonly known for being 4REAL and Gamefaqs Website/{{GameFAQs}} users would even refer to him as "real life [[Franchise/MetalGear Solid Snake]]" or [[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer]].



* [[Wrestling/AntonioCesaro Claudio Castagnoli]] will give you a 100-rotation Giant Swing, a huge pop-uppercut and [[{{Omniglot}} be able to tell you how much you suck in several different languages]].

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* [[Wrestling/AntonioCesaro Claudio Castagnoli]] deadlifted the Great Khali TWICE in the same match. He will give you a 100-rotation Giant Swing, a huge pop-uppercut pop-up uppercut and [[{{Omniglot}} [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech be able to tell you how much you suck suck]] [[{{Omniglot}} in several different five languages]].



* [[RedBaron "The Queen of Wrestling"]] [[Wrestling/{{CHIKARA}} Sara]] [[Wrestling/{{SHIMMER}} Del Rey]] was '''trained''' by Bryan Danielson, '''[[BreakTheHaughty defeated]]''' Claudio Castagnoli, and beat the crap out of Jakob Hammermeier. Oh yeah, and read [[http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/mystakin/blog/fighting-to-survive-how-lara-croft-can-learn-from-/94581/ this.]]



* Wrestling/{{Goldberg}} will squash you like a bug in 30 seconds and demand more. '''[[{{CatchPhrase}} WHO'S NEXT?]]'''

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* Wrestling/{{Goldberg}} will squash you like a bug in 30 seconds and demand more. '''[[{{CatchPhrase}} '''[[CatchPhrase WHO'S NEXT?]]'''



* [[Characters/WWEDivas Jacqueline]] once finished a match after ''separating her shoulder'' and has proven time and again that she can make any man[[note]]Disco Inferno, Harvey Wippleman, Chavo Guerrero Jr.[[/note]] her bitch.



* Michael Tarver, soul eater. Seriously. He can do whatever the fuck he wants in 1.9 seconds.

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* [[Wrestling/TheNexus Michael Tarver, Tarver]], soul eater. Seriously. He can do whatever the fuck he wants in 1.9 seconds.

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* Wrestling/TheUndertaker.



* Wrestling/{{Goldberg}} will squash you like a bug in 30 seconds and demand more. '''[[{{CatchPhrase}} WHO'S NEXT?]]'''
* Michael Tarver, soul eater. Seriously. He can do whatever the fuck he wants in 1.9 seconds.
* Wrestling/BryanDanielson who is too manly for ''tans.'' Not even meat can handle his badass!
* Wrestling/KentaKobashi whose Burning Hammer finisher beat ''cancer''.
** Wrestling/HacksawJimDuggan's Three-Point-Stance cut through his cancer and his Old Glory kneedrop crushed it dead.
* Meng/King Haku will punch through any amount of steel chairs to kill bitches dead.

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* Wrestling/{{Goldberg}} will squash you like a bug in 30 seconds and demand more. '''[[{{CatchPhrase}} WHO'S NEXT?]]'''
* Michael Tarver, soul eater. Seriously. He can do whatever the fuck he wants in 1.9 seconds.
* Wrestling/BryanDanielson who is too manly for ''tans.'' Not even meat can handle his badass!
* Wrestling/KentaKobashi whose Burning Hammer finisher beat ''cancer''.
** Wrestling/HacksawJimDuggan's Three-Point-Stance cut through his cancer and his Old Glory kneedrop crushed it dead.
* Meng/King Haku will punch through any amount of steel chairs
At this time, I am contractually obligated to kill point out that [[Wrestling/KiaStevens Awesome Kong]] kills bitches dead.



* [[{{Wrestling/Tazz}} Taz]] is gonna kill you.
** So will Wrestling/SamoaJoe.
* At this time, I am contractually obligated to point out that [[Wrestling/KiaStevens Awesome Kong]] kills bitches dead.
* Wrestling/RandySavage prevented the Rapture by elbow-dropping onto Jesus.



* When the end of the world happens, all that will remain will be Wrestling/MickFoley. He ate the cockroaches.

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* When the end of the world happens, all that '''[[Wrestling/BruiserBrody BRUISER F'N BRODY]]''' and '''[[Wrestling/StanHansen STAN F'N HANSEN]]'''
* [[Wrestling/AntonioCesaro Claudio Castagnoli]]
will remain will give you a 100-rotation Giant Swing, a huge pop-uppercut and [[{{Omniglot}} be Wrestling/MickFoley. He ate the cockroaches.able to tell you how much you suck in several different languages]].



* Wrestling/BrockLesnar, here comes the pain.

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* Wrestling/BrockLesnar, here comes Wrestling/BryanDanielson who is too manly for ''tans.'' Not even meat can handle his badass!
* When
the pain.end of the world happens, all that will remain will be Wrestling/MickFoley. He ate the cockroaches.
* Wrestling/TerryFunk. BadassGrandpa all the way.
* Wrestling/{{Goldberg}} will squash you like a bug in 30 seconds and demand more. '''[[{{CatchPhrase}} WHO'S NEXT?]]'''



* [[{{Wrestling/Vader}} Big Van Vader]] fears no man and feels no pain! WHO'S THE MAN! IT'S TIME! IT'S TIME! IT'S VADER TIME!!!

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* [[{{Wrestling/Vader}} Big Van Vader]] fears no man Wrestling/KentaKobashi whose Burning Hammer finisher beat ''cancer''.
** Wrestling/HacksawJimDuggan's Three-Point-Stance running clothesline cut through his cancer
and feels no pain! WHO'S THE MAN! IT'S TIME! IT'S TIME! IT'S VADER TIME!!!his Old Glory kneedrop crushed it dead.
* Wrestling/BrockLesnar, here comes the pain.
* Meng/King Haku will punch through any amount of steel chairs to kill bitches dead.
* Lives are gonna be in [[Wrestling/DanSpivey Waylon Mercy's]] hands. Know what he means?
* [[RedBaron "The Loose Cannon"]] Brian '''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]]''' Pillman kicked throat cancer's ass, had to leave the [[UsefulNotes/AmericanFootball Cincinnati Bengals]] because he scared his own teammates, beat Sid Vicious in a bar fight, with Sid making himself look even worse when the only thing he could find for a weapon was a [[Narm/ProfessionalWrestling squeegee]], and , at ''Wrestling/{{ECW}} [=Cyberslam=] 96'', threatened to "piss on this hellhole (the Wrestling/{{ECW}} Arena)", and the fans chanted "Let him piss!"
* Wrestling/RandySavage prevented the Rapture by elbow-dropping onto Jesus.



* [[RedBaron "The Loose Cannon"]] Brian '''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]]''' Pillman kicked throat cancer's ass, had to leave the [[UsefulNotes/AmericanFootball Cincinnati Bengals]] because he scared his own teammates, beat Sid Vicious in a bar fight, with Sid making himself look even worse when the only thing he could find for a weapon was a [[Narm/ProfessionalWrestling squeegee]], and , at ''Wrestling/{{ECW}} [=Cyberslam=] 96'', threatened to "piss on this hellhole (the Wrestling/{{ECW}} Arena), and the fans chanted "Let him piss!"
* Wrestling/TerryFunk. BadassGrandpa all the way.
* Lives are gonna be in [[Wrestling/DanSpivey Waylon Mercy's]] hands. Know what he means?

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* [[RedBaron "The Loose Cannon"]] Brian '''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]]''' Pillman kicked throat cancer's ass, had to leave Michael Tarver, soul eater. Seriously. He can do whatever the [[UsefulNotes/AmericanFootball Cincinnati Bengals]] because fuck he scared his own teammates, beat Sid Vicious wants in a bar fight, with Sid making himself look even worse when the only thing he could find for a weapon was a [[Narm/ProfessionalWrestling squeegee]], and , at ''Wrestling/{{ECW}} [=Cyberslam=] 96'', threatened to "piss on this hellhole (the Wrestling/{{ECW}} Arena), and the fans chanted "Let him piss!"
1.9 seconds.
* Wrestling/TerryFunk. BadassGrandpa all the way.
* Lives are
[[{{Wrestling/Tazz}} Taz]] is gonna be in [[Wrestling/DanSpivey Waylon Mercy's]] hands. Know what he means?kill you.
** So will Wrestling/SamoaJoe.
* Wrestling/TheUndertaker.
* [[{{Wrestling/Vader}} Big Van Vader]] fears no man and feels no pain! WHO'S THE MAN! IT'S TIME! IT'S TIME! IT'S VADER TIME!!!
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* [[http://www.bizarebazzar.com/index.htm "Exotic" Adrian Street"]] can take an ugly wrestler and beat him till he's beautiful, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bhLK6XPKCs so imagine what he could do to you.]]

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* [[http://www.bizarebazzar.com/index.htm [[Wrestling/ExoticAdrianStreet "Exotic" Adrian Street"]] can take an ugly wrestler and beat him till he's beautiful, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bhLK6XPKCs so imagine what he could do to you.]]
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* Wrestling/TerryFunk. BadassGrandpa all the way.

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* Wrestling/TerryFunk. BadassGrandpa all the way.way.
* Lives are gonna be in [[Wrestling/DanSpivey Waylon Mercy's]] hands. Know what he means?
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* At this time, I am contractually obligated to point out that Awesome Kong kills bitches dead.

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* At this time, I am contractually obligated to point out that [[Wrestling/KiaStevens Awesome Kong Kong]] kills bitches dead.

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* TheUndertaker.
* KurtAngle, naturally. The man won a gold medal with a ''broken freaking neck''.

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* TheUndertaker.
Wrestling/TheUndertaker.
* KurtAngle, Wrestling/KurtAngle, naturally. The man won a gold medal with a ''broken freaking neck''.



* SteveAustin, TheNineties incarnate

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* SteveAustin, Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin, TheNineties incarnate



* BryanDanielson who is too manly for ''tans.'' Not even meat can handle his badass!
* KentaKobashi whose Burning Hammer finisher beat ''cancer''.
** HacksawJimDuggan's Three-Point-Stance cut through his cancer and his Old Glory kneedrop crushed it dead.

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* BryanDanielson Wrestling/BryanDanielson who is too manly for ''tans.'' Not even meat can handle his badass!
* KentaKobashi Wrestling/KentaKobashi whose Burning Hammer finisher beat ''cancer''.
** HacksawJimDuggan's Wrestling/HacksawJimDuggan's Three-Point-Stance cut through his cancer and his Old Glory kneedrop crushed it dead.



* Before the tragedy, ChrisBenoit was commonly known for being 4REAL and Gamefaqs users would even refer to him as "real life [[Franchise/MetalGear Solid Snake]]" or [[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer]].

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* Before the tragedy, ChrisBenoit Wrestling/ChrisBenoit was commonly known for being 4REAL and Gamefaqs users would even refer to him as "real life [[Franchise/MetalGear Solid Snake]]" or [[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer]].



* When the end of the world happens, all that will remain will be MickFoley. He ate the cockroaches.

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* When the end of the world happens, all that will remain will be MickFoley.Wrestling/MickFoley. He ate the cockroaches.



* [[http://www.bizarebazzar.com/index.htm "Exotic" Adrian Street"]] can take an ugly wrestler and beat him till he's beautiful, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bhLK6XPKCs so imagine what he could do to you.]]

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* [[http://www.bizarebazzar.com/index.htm "Exotic" Adrian Street"]] can take an ugly wrestler and beat him till he's beautiful, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bhLK6XPKCs so imagine what he could do to you.]]]]
* [[RedBaron "The Loose Cannon"]] Brian '''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]]''' Pillman kicked throat cancer's ass, had to leave the [[UsefulNotes/AmericanFootball Cincinnati Bengals]] because he scared his own teammates, beat Sid Vicious in a bar fight, with Sid making himself look even worse when the only thing he could find for a weapon was a [[Narm/ProfessionalWrestling squeegee]], and , at ''Wrestling/{{ECW}} [=Cyberslam=] 96'', threatened to "piss on this hellhole (the Wrestling/{{ECW}} Arena), and the fans chanted "Let him piss!"
* Wrestling/TerryFunk. BadassGrandpa all the way.

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* Wrestling/SamoaJoe's gonna kill you.

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* Wrestling/SamoaJoe's [[{{Wrestling/Tazz}} Taz]] is gonna kill you.you.
** So will Wrestling/SamoaJoe.

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* Wrestling/{{Goldberg}} will squash you like a bug in 30 seconds and demand more. '''[[{{CatchPhrase}} WHO'S NEXT?]]'''



* Kenta Kobashi whose Burning Hammer finisher beat ''cancer''.

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* Kenta Kobashi KentaKobashi whose Burning Hammer finisher beat ''cancer''.''cancer''.
** HacksawJimDuggan's Three-Point-Stance cut through his cancer and his Old Glory kneedrop crushed it dead.



* Wrestling/JohnCena, it doesn't matter what you do to him. He will get up and give you, your father and your uncle and Attitude Adjustment all at the same time.

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* Wrestling/JohnCena, it doesn't matter what you do to him. He will get up and give you, your father and your uncle and an Attitude Adjustment all at the same time.



* [[http://www.bizarebazzar.com/index.htm "Exotic" Adrian Street"]] can take an ugly wrestler and beat him till he's beautiful, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bhLK6XPKCs so imagine what he could do to you.]]

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* [[http://www.bizarebazzar.com/index.htm "Exotic" Adrian Street"]] can take an ugly wrestler and beat him till he's beautiful, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bhLK6XPKCs so imagine what he could do to you.]]]]

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* SamoaJoe's gonna kill you.

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* SamoaJoe's Wrestling/SamoaJoe's gonna kill you.



* RandySavage prevented the Rapture by elbow-dropping onto Jesus.

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* RandySavage Wrestling/RandySavage prevented the Rapture by elbow-dropping onto Jesus.



* JohnCena, it doesn't matter what you do to him. He will get up and give you, your father and your uncle and Attitude Adjustment all at the same time.
* BrockLesnar, here comes the pain.
* TheIronSheik will put you in the camel clutch, break your back, fuck your ass, and make you humble.

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* JohnCena, Wrestling/JohnCena, it doesn't matter what you do to him. He will get up and give you, your father and your uncle and Attitude Adjustment all at the same time.
* BrockLesnar, Wrestling/BrockLesnar, here comes the pain.
* TheIronSheik Wrestling/TheIronSheik will put you in the camel clutch, break your back, fuck your ass, and make you humble.humble.
* [[{{Wrestling/Vader}} Big Van Vader]] fears no man and feels no pain! WHO'S THE MAN! IT'S TIME! IT'S TIME! IT'S VADER TIME!!!
* [[http://www.bizarebazzar.com/index.htm "Exotic" Adrian Street"]] can take an ugly wrestler and beat him till he's beautiful, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bhLK6XPKCs so imagine what he could do to you.]]
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** He tore his quad THIS MORNING and he's fine! He's jumpin' around!
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* Before the tragedy, ChrisBenoit was commonly known for being 4REAL and Gamefaqs users would even refer to him as "real life [[MetalGear Solid Snake]]" or [[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer]].

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* Before the tragedy, ChrisBenoit was commonly known for being 4REAL and Gamefaqs users would even refer to him as "real life [[MetalGear [[Franchise/MetalGear Solid Snake]]" or [[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer]].
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* BrockLesnar, here comes the pain.

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* BrockLesnar, here comes the pain.pain.
* TheIronSheik will put you in the camel clutch, break your back, fuck your ass, and make you humble.
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* {{Kurt Angle}}, naturally. The man won a gold medal with a ''broken freaking neck''.

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* {{Kurt Angle}}, KurtAngle, naturally. The man won a gold medal with a ''broken freaking neck''.



* Before the tragedy, ChrisBenoit was commonly known for being 4REAL and Gamefaqs users would even refer to him as "real life [[MetalGear Solid Snake]]" or [[TwentyFour Jack Bauer]].

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* Before the tragedy, ChrisBenoit was commonly known for being 4REAL and Gamefaqs users would even refer to him as "real life [[MetalGear Solid Snake]]" or [[TwentyFour [[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer]].
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* JohnCena doesn't what you do to him, he will get up and give you, your father and your uncle and Attitude Adjustment all at the same time.

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* JohnCena JohnCena, it doesn't matter what you do to him, he him. He will get up and give you, your father and your uncle and Attitude Adjustment all at the same time.
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* When the end of the world happens, all that will remain will be MickFoley. He ate the cockroaches.

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* When the end of the world happens, all that will remain will be MickFoley. He ate the cockroaches.cockroaches.
* JohnCena doesn't what you do to him, he will get up and give you, your father and your uncle and Attitude Adjustment all at the same time.
* BrockLesnar, here comes the pain.
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* Steve F'n' Blackman [[http://shiningwizado.bandcamp.com/track/steve-f-king-blackman He knows Karate and he sees that you've been slackin' ]]

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* Steve F'n' Blackman [[http://shiningwizado.bandcamp.com/track/steve-f-king-blackman He knows Karate and he sees that you've been slackin' ]]]]
* When the end of the world happens, all that will remain will be MickFoley. He ate the cockroaches.
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* RandySavage prevented the Rapture by elbow-dropping onto Jesus.

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* RandySavage prevented the Rapture by elbow-dropping onto Jesus.Jesus.
* Steve F'n' Blackman [[http://shiningwizado.bandcamp.com/track/steve-f-king-blackman He knows Karate and he sees that you've been slackin' ]]
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* At this time, I am contractually obligated to point out that Awesome Kong kills bitches dead.

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* At this time, I am contractually obligated to point out that Awesome Kong kills bitches dead.dead.
* RandySavage prevented the Rapture by elbow-dropping onto Jesus.
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* SteveAustin, TheNineties incarnate

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* The Undertaker.

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* The Undertaker.TheUndertaker.



* Before the tragedy, ChrisBenoit was commonly known for being 4REAL and Gamefaqs users would even refer to him as "real life [[MetalGear Solid Snake]]" or [[TwentyFour Jack Bauer]].

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* Before the tragedy, ChrisBenoit was commonly known for being 4REAL and Gamefaqs users would even refer to him as "real life [[MetalGear Solid Snake]]" or [[TwentyFour Jack Bauer]].Bauer]].
* SamoaJoe's gonna kill you.
* At this time, I am contractually obligated to point out that Awesome Kong kills bitches dead.
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* Before the tragedy, ChrisBenoit was commonly known for being 4REAL and Gamefaqs users would even refer to him as "real life [[MetalGear Solid Snake]]" or Jack Bauer.

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* Before the tragedy, ChrisBenoit was commonly known for being 4REAL and Gamefaqs users would even refer to him as "real life [[MetalGear Solid Snake]]" or [[TwentyFour Jack Bauer.Bauer]].
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* Before the tragedy, Chris Benoit was commonly known for being 4REAL and Gamefaqs users would even refer to him as "real life [[MetalGear Solid Snake]]" or Jack Bauer.

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* Before the tragedy, Chris Benoit ChrisBenoit was commonly known for being 4REAL and Gamefaqs users would even refer to him as "real life [[MetalGear Solid Snake]]" or Jack Bauer.
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* Meng/King Haku will punch through any amount of steel chairs to kill bitches dead.

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* Meng/King Haku will punch through any amount of steel chairs to kill bitches dead.dead.
* Before the tragedy, Chris Benoit was commonly known for being 4REAL and Gamefaqs users would even refer to him as "real life [[MetalGear Solid Snake]]" or Jack Bauer.

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