History Main / TalkingPoo

* It doesn't say anything but a turd with eyes has become a surprisingly popular "Emoji. With the "Emoji Movie" in development it may get a speaking role soon.

* PlayedForLaughs in ''Film/MenInBlack 2'': "You look like crap. [alien laughs] I take that back, ''he'' looks like crap."

* creator/BillyConnolly got a whole routine about going to a public toilet, sometiomes on a train or on an aircraft, with a queue of impatient would-be users building up outside, to have a piss - and then looking down and discovering ''somebody else's turd'' floating in the bowl. And worse, it ''refuses to flush''. Connolly vividly described the horror and the embarrassment of the Superturd sitting in the bowl, leering up at you and laughing, and every time you flush it refuses to go and taunts you with "Hey, Jimmy, is that the best ye can do?" and "Aren't you going to be embarrassed, Jimmy? Having to go out of here with me still in the bowl, and having to say ''honest, it's not mine, it was there when I came in?'' "

* Brazilian kids show ''Cocoricó'' (literally "Cock-A-Doodle-Doo"), set in a farm, had [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh0BEFa3GvU&NR=1 one]].

* ''Animation/DoggyPoo''. It's a Korean movie and is actually sort of [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/41WTB84H8ML._SL500.jpg cute]]. And it's not even PlayedForLaughs.

* Franchise/{{Digimon}} has this in the form of Sukamon. Also Platinum Sukamon and King Sukamon. Of course Digimon are more sentient programs whose forms and abilities are based on various concepts and ideas.
* The first enemy in Anime/PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt is a giant shit monster that can only say things related to crap, shit, bowels, and fecal matter.

* The Dingle boss and poop-based enemies in [[VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac The Binding of isaac: Rebirth]].

* Franchise/{{Digimon}} has this in the form of Sukamon. Also Platinum Sukamon and King Sukamon.

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* During the FreakyFridayFlip arc in ''{{Manga/Gintama}}'', Hasegawa ends up becoming this when his soul is inexplicably transferred from Sadaharu into the pile of poop he had just left behind, though the talking is the only thing setting him apart from normal poop initially. Gintoki decides to give him back his glasses (Which have Yamazaki's soul in them), which somehow leads to him transforming into a fully anthropomorphic pile of poop towards the end of the arc, allowing him to help resolve the body-swapping issue once and for all. [[spoiler: In the end, everyone but Gintoki and Hijikata end up being transformed into anthropomorphic poop courtesy of Genzai's faulty invention...]]

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* Shithead from ''Comicbook/{{Wanted}}''.
* ''ComicBook/{{Cazador}}'' has [[CaptainSuperhero Captain Cuete]], a superhero with [[{{Fartillery}} explosive farts]]; he experiences a PowerDegeneration which slowly turns him into a being made entirely of faeces. He can also create tiny [[{{Mooks}} mooks]] out of his excrements, and he later comes under the wing of a literal ''[[OddJobGods turd god]]'' which looks like a gigantic pile of excrement with multiple eyes and a halo.

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* PlayedForLaughs in ''Film/MenInBlack 2'': "You look like crap. [alien laughs] I take that back, ''he'' looks like crap."
* The AttackOfTheKillerWhatever movie ''[=MonsTurd=]''.
* The turd people from ''Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders''.
* ''{{Dogma}}'' has the Golgothan Excremental, a.k.a. the Shit Demon. Supposedly made of the voided bowels of crucifixion victims.

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* Dr. Puri Puri from the Japanese children's show ''Ugo Ugo Ruga''.
* Brazilian kids show ''Cocoricó'' (literally "Cock-A-Doodle-Doo"), set in a farm, had [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh0BEFa3GvU&NR=1 one]].

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* In a parody of ''Film/{{Dogma}}'', the PHB from ''{{Dilbert}}'' [[http://dilbert.com/strip/2015-02-02 turns into a Shit Demon]] after experiencing the corruption from being promoted to CEO.

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* Crap Golems from ''{{Webcomic/Erfworld}}'' would probably count. Though being golems, they might only qualify as crap-based automata.
* In ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', Schlock is often mistaken for this. Readers are advised to remember that he consists of a proteinaceous gel woven together by fullerene nerves; while from a distance this resembles the excretions of a very healthy horse, you, by the same token, are a structural bag of no-longer-potable water.
** Indeed, he has a cameo as one of the Erfworld Crap Golems.

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* The ''WebAnimation/NapsterBad'' series features [=Nutty McShithead=], a human-shaped pile of excrement who is the spokesman of the recording industry, and is also one hell of a {{Gasshole}}.

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* The obscure [[RenAndStimpy John Kricfalusi]] character Nutty the Friendly Dump, best remembered for Kricfalusi's threat to sue the ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' creators for allegedly stealing the idea as inspiration for Mr. Hankey.

** Also, the "star" of the ''TheRenAndStimpyShow Adult Party Cartoon'' episode "Stimpy's Pregnant". More like crying poo, but still portrayed as an animate object.

[[CouldThisHappenToYou ... But what if it could?]]

** There's also the Bullshit Man, as seen in ''YouKnowWhatsBullshit''.

* One of the minor recurring characters in ''DoctorSlump''.

* There's a brief moment with talking poo in ''{{Twilight of the Cockroaches}}''.

* Crap Golems from ''{{Erfworld}}'' would probably count. Though being golems, they might only qualify as crap-based automata.

* Brownie from SuperMeatBoy is made from Doctor Fetus's feces.

* Mr. Hankey in ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''.

* Dr. Doo Doo from ''Webcomic/AxeCop''.

* The Dingle boss and poop-based enemies in [[VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac ''The Binding of isaac: Rebirth'']].

* The Dingle boss and poop-based enemies in [[VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac ''The Binding of isaac: Rebirth''}]].

* The Dingle boss and poop-based enemies in ''VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac The Binding of isaac: Rebirth''.