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* In ''Discworld/{{Jingo}}'', Carrot goes to fight some Klatchians (though Angua convinces him not to), and says "My strength is as the strength of ten, because my heart is pure!" Angua responds with "Well, there's eleven of them."

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* ** In ''Discworld/{{Jingo}}'', Carrot goes to fight some Klatchians (though Angua convinces him not to), and says "My strength is as the strength of ten, because my heart is pure!" Angua responds with "Well, there's eleven of them."" (This isn't the only thing that convinces him; sending Angua on board their ship [[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent in wolf shape]] is a better plan anyway.)
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* In ''Discworld/{{Jingo}}'', Carrot goes to fight some Klatchians (though Angua convinces him not to), and says "My strength is as the strength of ten, because my heart is pure!" Angua responds with "Well, there's eleven of them."

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* In Creator/JohnMoore's FracturedFairyTale, ''Bad Prince Charlie'', Charlie is being taken to see a priestess who is reputed to be have the power of prophecy. Charlie is a bit skeptical, but his friend tells him not to underestimate her until he's heard what she has to say.
-->"Fine. I'll hear what she has to say and then I'll underestimate her."
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** Perhaps she just DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm.
*** [[CloudCuckooLander Definitely.]]
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"You are right,� said Holmes demurely; �you do find it very hard to tackle the facts."

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"You are right,� right," said Holmes demurely; �you "you do find it very hard to tackle the facts."

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* Leon S. Kennedy, from Franchise/ResidentEvil, sometimes likes to respond to villains' dramatic statements by pretending to take them literally.

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* ''ASongOfIceAndFire'': [[spoiler:Jaime]] combines this with some grisly BlackHumor when he gets a fancy new necklace with [[AnArmAndALeg his own hand]] as the pendant.

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* ''ASongOfIceAndFire'': ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'': [[spoiler:Jaime]] combines this with some grisly BlackHumor when he gets a fancy new necklace with [[AnArmAndALeg his own hand]] as the pendant.
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* In ''Series/TheNanny'', Niles will occasionally use this as a way to torment C.C., for instance: when Maxwell goes to tell Fran she can't have her boyfriend in her room, Niles tells C.C. that he is "Upstairs with Miss Fine. Discussing the possibility of having sex in her room"; or telling her that "Miss Fine" is pregnant and "Mr Sheffield" is the father, neglecting to mention that those are the names of Grace's hamsters.

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* In ''Series/TheNanny'', Niles will occasionally use this as a way to torment mess with C.C., for instance: when Maxwell goes to tell Fran she can't have her boyfriend in her room, Niles tells C.C. that he is "Upstairs with Miss Fine. Discussing the possibility of having sex in her room"; or telling her that "Miss Fine" is pregnant and "Mr Sheffield" is the father, neglecting to mention that those are the names of Grace's hamsters.
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* In ''Series/TheNanny'', Niles will occasionally use this as a way to torment C.C., for instance: when Maxwell goes to tell Fran she can't have her boyfriend in her room, Niles tells C.C. that he is "Upstairs with Miss Fine. Discussing the possibility of having sex in her room"; or telling her that "Miss Fine" is pregnant and "Mr Sheffield" is the father, neglecting to mention that those are the names of Grace's hamsters.
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* ''Literature/LePacteDesMarchombres'' presents an unusual example, as the two main characters make fun of a crook by being Literal Snarkers about their ''own'' threat.
--> '''Crook:''' Piss off!
--> '''Ellana:''' Here's my counter offer. You leave this inn now, without a sound, and promise never to step back in here, and I won't break you into a thousand pieces.
--> '''Jilano:''' ''(from a table afar)'' It's a fool's bargain!
--> '''Ellana:''' ''(pretending to get mad)'' And why's that?
--> '''Jilano:''' Because even if you hit hard, you'll break twelve bones at best. Let's say twenty because it's you. It's a far cry from the thousand pieces you claim.
--> '''Ellana:''' It's an expression. You shouldn't take it literally.
--> '''Jilano:''' Surely, but this good sir could feel cheated.
--> '''Ellana:''' Fine. ''(turns back to the crook)'' Here's my new counter offer. You leave this inn now, without a sound, and promise never to step back in here, and I won't break you into twelve pieces. Maybe twenty because it's me.
** And then she ''actually'' starts [[ExactWords breaking his bones, while counting to twelve]]. She gets to five, then goes back to three because there aren't actually any bones in the nose and ear. The crook, understandably, flees way before she gets to twelve (or twenty because it's her).
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* WesternAnimation/BugsBunny falls on the receiving end of this trope in the WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes cartoon "Knighty Knight Bugs", where he plays a jester in King Arthur's court:
-->'''Bugs''': Only a fool would go after the Singing Sword.\\

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* WesternAnimation/BugsBunny falls on the receiving end of this trope in the WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes cartoon "Knighty Knight Bugs", WesternAnimation/KnightyKnightBugs, where he plays a jester in King Arthur's court:
-->'''Bugs''': Only a fool would go after the Singing Sword.\\Sword! Yuk-yuk-yuk-yuk!\\
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''Leela:''' Okay. (''stabs Bender in the butt with her harpoon'')

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* From the ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' episode "The Deep South", when the Planet Express gang goes fishing.
-->'''Leela:''' I'm afraid you're both out of your league, boys, 'cause you're looking at a woman who owns her own harpoon!\\
'''Bender:''' (''laughs'') Harpoon, my ass!\\
''Leela:''' Okay. (''stabs Bender in the butt with her harpoon'')
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** Similarly, when a record label supervisor frustrated with Creator/MichaelNesmith's NonAppearingTitle habit told him write songs that were just "good clean fun", Nez wrote a song called "Good Clean Fun" that still had a NonAppearingTitle.
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'''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker:''' ...[[UnhandThemVillain Very poor choice of words. ''(proceeds to let go of Rachel so she falls out the window he has been dangling her out of)'']]

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* Strong Bad from ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'' shows signs of this, such as in [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail2.html the 2nd sbemail]], where a typo from a sender's email results in him trying to kill "Homsar":
-->''"Keep sending me your questions, and I will keep making fun of your punctuation and spelling. I mean, answer them."''




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* [[TheComicallySerious Sten]] of ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins'' uses this constantly, either to avoid talking about uncomfortable subjects or to [[DeadpanSnarker dryly insult his teammates]]. An example:
-->'''[[PlayerCharacter Warden]]:''' What were you doing in that cage?\\
'''Sten:''' Sitting, as you observed.\\
'''Warden:''' That's not what I meant.\\
'''Sten:''' It's what you asked.

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-->''"Keep sending me your questions, and I will keep making fun of your punctuation and spelling. I mean, answer them."''
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-->'''Moist''': If you shove a broom up my arse, I could probably sweep the floor too!
-->'''Vetinari''': An excellent idea. Drumknott, do we have a broom closet on this floor?

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-->'''Moist''': --->'''Moist''': If you shove a broom up my arse, I could probably sweep the floor too!
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too!\\
'''Vetinari''':
An excellent idea. Drumknott, do we have a broom closet on this floor?



-->'''Thief 1''': Oh -- me, a --ing wizard. I ''hate'' --ing wizards.
-->'''Thief 2''': You shouldn't -- them then.

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-->'''Guard:''' There's a knocking without.
-->'''Fool:''' Without? Without what?
-->'''Guard:''' Without the door, idiot!
-->'''Fool:''' A knocking without a door? This isn't [[IceCreamKoan some kind of Zen]], is it?

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without.\\
'''Fool:'''
Without? Without what?
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what?\\
'''Guard:'''
Without the door, idiot!
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idiot!\\
'''Fool:'''
A knocking without a door? This isn't [[IceCreamKoan some kind of Zen]], is it?



* Strong Bad from ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'' shows signs of this, such as in [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail2.html the 2nd sbemail]]:

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* In ''VideoGame/TheCurseOfMonkeyIsland'', you can have Guybrush do this to Wally/Bloodnose. When he warns you "I don't wanna hear another peep out of you!", one of the dialogue options is a deadpan "Peep". Guybrush can follow it up by responding to Wally's threat of "One more word, and I'll fill you full of lead!" with "Word".
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* From the first episode of TheCosbyShow:

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* From the first episode of TheCosbyShow: ''Series/TheCosbyShow'':
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* Brennan from ''Series/{{Bones}}''
* Sheldon from ''TheBigBangTheory''

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* %%* Brennan from ''Series/{{Bones}}''
* %%* Sheldon from ''TheBigBangTheory''''Series/TheBigBangTheory''
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'''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker:''' ...Very poor choice of words. ''(proceeds to let go of Rachel so she falls out the window he has been dangling her out of)''

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* ''LiteratureSherlockHolmes'': Lestrade complaining that Holmes is making a big deal of some slightly contradictory evidence:

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* ''LiteratureSherlockHolmes'': Lestrade complaining that Holmes is making a big deal of some slightly contradictory evidence:
--> "I find it hard enough to tackle facts, Holmes, without flying away after theories and fancies."\\
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* ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40K'': Captain Cortez, the single toughest Space Marine in the Imperium, who's had every bone in his body broken at least once, tends to react to minor things like getting entire limbs lopped off somewhat differently than normal people.
--> I haven't lost an arm, brother. It's over there.
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-->[[OneGenderSpecies We don't even]] ''[[NonHumansLackAttributes have]]'' [[OneGenderRace those]]!


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* In ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', Nail tells Freeza to call "1-800-EAT-A-D*CK". Lord Guru responds thusly...
-->[[OneGenderSpecies We don't even]] ''[[NonHumansLackAttributes have]]'' [[OneGenderRace those]]!

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-->'''Shooter:''' (beat) No.
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* When the founders of Megabots Inc. unveiled the Megabot Mk-II (and challenged Suidobashi Heavy Industries to a duel), they did so in a manner that played up {{Eagleland}} stereotypes, such as boasting about the robot being born in the fires of American innovation [[FunnyBackgroundEvent while a lab technician got signed by a gout of flame]]. Suidobashi Heavy Industries' agreed in their response video that the robot was "Super American."

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* When the founders of Megabots Inc. unveiled the Megabot Mk-II (and challenged Suidobashi Heavy Industries to a duel), they did so in a manner that played up {{Eagleland}} stereotypes, such as boasting about the robot being born in the fires of American innovation [[FunnyBackgroundEvent while a lab technician got signed singed by a gout of flame]]. Suidobashi Heavy Industries' agreed in their response video that the robot was "Super American."
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* When the founders of Megabots Inc. unveiled the Megabot Mk-II (and challenged Suidobashi Heavy Industries to a duel), they did so in a manner that played up {{Eagleland}} stereotypes, such as boasting about the robot being born in the fires of American innovation [[FunnyBackgroundEvent while a lab technician got signed by a gout of flame]]. Suidobashi Heavy Industries' response video was agreed that the robot was "Super American."

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* When the founders of Megabots Inc. unveiled the Megabot Mk-II (and challenged Suidobashi Heavy Industries to a duel), they did so in a manner that played up {{Eagleland}} stereotypes, such as boasting about the robot being born in the fires of American innovation [[FunnyBackgroundEvent while a lab technician got signed by a gout of flame]]. Suidobashi Heavy Industries' agreed in their response video was agreed that the robot was "Super American."
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'''Don Lockwood''': I don't - - Hey Joe, get me a tarantula.

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'''Don Lockwood''': I don't - - Hey don't--hey Joe, get me a tarantula.



* When the founders of Megabots Inc. unveiled the Megabot Mk-II (and challenged Suidobashi Heavy Industries to a duel), they did so in a [[SelfDepreciation Self-Depreciating]] manner that played up {{Eagleland}} stereotypes, such as boasting about the robot being born in the fires of American innovation [[FunnyBackgroundEvent while a lab technician got signed by a gout of flame]]. Suidobashi Heavy Industries' response video was agreed that the robot was "Super American."

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* When the founders of Megabots Inc. unveiled the Megabot Mk-II (and challenged Suidobashi Heavy Industries to a duel), they did so in a [[SelfDepreciation Self-Depreciating]] manner that played up {{Eagleland}} stereotypes, such as boasting about the robot being born in the fires of American innovation [[FunnyBackgroundEvent while a lab technician got signed by a gout of flame]]. Suidobashi Heavy Industries' response video was agreed that the robot was "Super American."

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