History Main / IWouldSayIfICouldSay

** '''Clover''': Hey, IKnowAGuy! Well, technically, a fox.
** '''Glacia''': Don't let the door hit you on the way out. Oh, that's right, I had the door removed.

* Used from time to time in ''WesternAnimation/{{Mysticons}} in regards to [[DemBones General Dreadbane]].

* In ''WesternAnimation{{Mysticons}}, this comes up from time to time in regards to [[DemBones General Dreadbane]].

** In "Worst Episode Ever", Comic Book Guy has a stress-induced cardiac episode. When he tells Dr. Hibbert he runs a comic book shop, the doctor says they ''would'' call said job "the widowmaker"
[[NerdsAreVirgins if any of the people who had it had wives]].

** Once, a gay character said to Lisa, "If I was a straight 8-year-old boy, I'd be so holding your hand right now."
** Lindsay Nagael: "This is where the tears would be if I could cry. But I can't. Botched facelift."

* In ''Disney/BigHero6'', Wasabi's reaction to seeing some of the bizarre items in Fred's room: "If we weren't just chased by a guy in a kabuki mask, I think this would be the weirdest thing I've seen all day."

* In ''Disney/BigHeroSix'', Wasabi's reaction to seeing some of the bizarre items in Fred's room: "If we weren't just chased by a guy in a kabuki mask, I think this would be the weirdest thing I've seen all day."

* Aunt Em said to Almira Gulch in Film/TheWizardOfOz, "For twenty-three years, I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you, and now--well--being a Christian woman, I can't say it!"

* ''Franchise/{{BIONICLE}}'': [[BigBad Makuta]] to [[GiantEnemyCrab Carapar]]:

* Aunt Em said to Almira Gulch in TheWizardOfOz, "For twenty-three years, I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you, and now--well--being a Christian woman, I can't say it!"

-->[[AC: It gets under your skin, life. Speaking metaphorically, of course.]]

** In the ''MetalMen'' backup strip, Doc Magnus says, "My God (Metaphorically speaking. I don't actually believe in the existence of a supreme being)! What happened here?"

* ''Videogame/KingdomHearts'' has Saix, a being without a heart and therefore no emotions.

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* And, on ThisVeryWiki, mod @/{{Madrugada}}'s forum signature sometimes is, "If I had a piece of chalk, I'd work it out on a wall, if I had a wall." She took it from the third book n P.C.Hodgell's ''Literature/ChroniclesOfTheKencyrath'' series, ''Seeker's Mask''. The context is Jame, the heroine trying to sort out how she's related to another character, in a culture that places a great deal of importance on blood relationships.
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* A RunningGag in ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids'' sees Jabba the Hutt always use expressions like "stick my neck out", "up my sleeve", "I'm all ears", and "take it lying down" before correcting them because they don't apply to them.

* ''Franchise/{{BIONICLE}}'': [[BigBad Makuta Teridax]] to [[GiantEnemyCrab Carapar]]:

* [[RobotBuddy 7-Zark-7]] on ''BattleOfThePlanets'' was often given lines referencing his being a robot, such as 'My heart would be in my mouth -- if I had a mouth' (perhaps with a line about his non-existent heart added for variety).

* In ''HaloCombatEvolved'':

* Going with a bit of dark humor: "This is an outrage; I won't stand for this! [[{{Beat}} ...]]And not just [[SorryBillyButYouJustDontHaveLegs because I'm in a wheelchair."]]

* Used in [[http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030502 this]] ''[[ScaryGoRound Scary-Go-Round]]'' strip.

* There is this exchange between a disembodied character and an animated skeleton in ''AModestDestiny'':

* In [[http://blip.rampagenetwork.com/64/ this]] ''{{Blip}}'' comic, the first insult which comes to mind for Maggie the talking cat is 'pussy'.

** ''Clover''': Hey, IKnowAGuy! Well, technically, a fox.

-->'''Clover''': Hey, IKnowAGuy! Well, technically, a fox.