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* In ''GirlGenius'', one cook was [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100528 threatened]] by his own granddaugh''Aaah!'' Not with the schlogwurst! It's ''expensive!''
** BillingualBonus too: "schlogn" is yiddish for "hit".
** On the Jager's next try, the old man uses a flagon of wine and the daughter uses a bottle of pickles.

* In [[RoaldDahl Roald Dahl's]] ''Lamb to the Slaughter'', a frozen leg of lamb was used.

* In the beginning of ''XMenEvolution's'' third season, Wolverine and Rogue evade capture by authorities but using a small convenience store's grocery items to blind and disorient, but not hurt them...too much...before making their getaway.

* In ''DiscWorld'', Dwarven Bread is well known to be a backup weapon.

* The dwarf bread of ''DiscWorld'' may or may not qualify. Whether or not it counts as edible is open for debate. The bludgeon part is indisputable.

->Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him.

* The Scout in ''TeamFortress2'' will be receiving a fish wrapped in a newspaper as a melee weapon replacement in a future update.

* In the {{Discworld}} novels Dwarf Bread is often used, and sometimes baked specifically, to be used as a weapon. It's edibility, however, is debatable.

* One of the meele-weapons available in ''NaughtyBear'' is a whole ham. It packs a mean whallop...

* An episode from the 90's cartoon adaptation of TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles involves a battle between the heroes and the Shredder in the kitchen of a pizza parlor. HilarityEnsues.

BaguetteBeatdown is a SubTrope. See also EdibleAmmunition, ProducePelting, ShamuFu, and ForkFencing.

* In ''GirlGenius'', one cook was [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100528 threatened]] by his own granddaugh''Aaah!'' Not with the schlongwurst! It's ''expensive!''

BaguetteBeatdown is a SubTrope. See also EdibleAmmunition, ProducePelting, and ForkFencing.

* ''BatmanMaskOfThePhantasm'': During his fight with the Phantasm, the Joker reaches a cutting board behind him. He ignores the knife laying there, and instead grabs the giant hunk of salami.

* In ''GirlGenius'' one cook was [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20100528 threatened]] by his own granddaugh''Aaah!'' Not with the schlongwurst! It's ''expensive!''

-->'''Mrs. Doubtfire:''' "Oh, sir! The vandal ran that way - it was a run-by fruiting!"

* Not sure if this goes better under ProducePelting, but in ''MrsDoubtfire'' there is a scene at the pool where Daniel, in full Doubtfire costume, wings an orange at the back of his rival Stuart's head. Stuart turns and sees this little old lady standing there. Daniel thinks fast:

* Technically it was a murder and not a melee weapon, but in [[RoaldDahl Roald Dahl's]] ''Lamb to the Slaughter'', a frozen leg of lamb was used.

* Classic example is the leg o' lamb from ''AlfredHitchcockPresents''.

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