History Main / ComicSutra

* In ''Literature/ABrothersPrice'', Jerin and Cullen look at some erotic pictures that are not described. At one point, Cullen asks "Why would anyone want to put his mouth ''there''?". Jerin is trained in the "Paths of Pleasure" and knows a lot more about such things than Cullen. (As the setting averts STDImmunity, men are required to be chaste until marriage, but Jerin apparently got a very detailed [[TheTalk talk]] from his father and grandfather.) It does lead to a moment when one of his younger wives (as in, child; a man marries ''every'' in a family, even if they're not born yet) mentions him doing a magic trick, and a different wife gets a bit worried about which specific "magic" he demonstrated...

->'''Wendy Ward:''' Adam, do you know what I used to do?\\
'''Adam Rafkin:''' You were a prostitute.\\
'''Wendy Ward:''' Adam, do you know what a two-fingered Mexican oil job is?\\

%%* ''Series/{{Action}}'': Later in the episode, she admits to another character that she made them up.

* ''Series/{{Torchwood}}'''s Jack and Ianto [[JustForFun/TropersDoItWithoutNotability do it with a]] [[NoodleImplements stopwatch]]. Naturally, in and out of SlashFic, the fans have puzzled over how that one works. [[spoiler:To measure how long they can last without cumming]]. Not unheard of, in Britain at least.

-->'''Interviwer:''' The, uh, "Land Bridge."\\

* Elliot of ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'' renown at one point gained a reputation for [[BuffySpeak trampitude]]. When asked her 10 favorite positions, after the two she knew, she just started naming insects. Apparently "the stinkbug" is quite popular.

** This sounds remarkably like a schoolyard joke that was doing the rounds almost 50 years ago (early '70s), only instead of the orange position, the McGuffin was something called "Purple Passion". The gimmick/plot was very much the same: guy wants to know what Purple Passion is (more out of curiosity than anything else), asks several people and gets beaten up by them for daring to sully their ears with the idea, eventually finding someone who is prepared to tell him... but he gets run over by a car while crossing the road in front of her flat. End of story.

* Just short of stated outright in ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim'' with Haelga, a somewhat...enthusiastic supporter of Dibella, a LoveGoddess. She has a letter from a mysterious lover complimenting her on her flexibility while wearing Daedric boots and suggesting that next time the note-writer should bring the trout. Her bedroom tells much the same story--a bed with handcuffs, leather strips, [[NoodleImplements flowers, a horker tusk, a giant jar of honey,]] a shelf full of stamina potions, both volumes of ''The Lusty Argonian Maid,'' and Falmer blood elixir, a bottle of pure snake oil sold by Brynjolf that supposedly encourages amorousness and improves stamina in bed.

* Two of Creator/DoriSeda's works feature a foursome which looks... difficult.
* A variation in ''ComicBook/GoldDigger'': In during a dogfight, the appropriately named {{Ace|Pilot}} pulls off an "Inverted Full-Throttle Power Plunge", causing his girlfriend to blush intensely. The Author's Note explains that while said move is actually her favorite maneuver of his, this is the first time she's seen him pull it off in an ''aircraft''.
* Creator/EdwardGorey's ''The Curious Sofa: A Pornographic Tale by Ogdred Weary'' is a NoodleIncident porno, so to speak. "That evening in the library Scylla, one of the guests who had certain anatomical peculiarities, demonstrated the Lithuanian Typewriter." If her anatomical peculiarities are anything like those of her mythological namesake, that would be [[StrangelyArousing quite a thing to see]]...[[BrainBleach or not]]. Don't try it at home, unless you have those peculiarities too.

* In [[BannedEpisode one of the banned]] ''ComicStrip/BeetleBailey'' strips, Miss Buxley's [[ModestyBedsheet laying in her bed naked]] wondering what she would be doing if the man of her dreams was in bed with her at that very moment, [[DreamSue falls asleep and wakes up]] when a sex act that she thinks is too kinky enters her mind a little bit later on:
-->'''Miss Buxley:''' If the man of my dreams was here right now, what would I do? I wouldn't do '''THAT'''!

* In the ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'' ParodyFic "Farce Contact", while giving doing Vulcan neuropressure on Trip Tucker, [[MsFanservice Vulcan hottie T'Pol]] makes reference to the ''kummthukme'' posture, the ''fans'jercoth'' technique, and the [[MarshmallowHell Vulcan Cleavage Meld]].

* In ''Outsourced'', a fictional position from the Kama Sutra is featured called "Monkey Pulls The Turnip" which is promptly dubbed impossible by the female lead.

* In ''Shanghai Surprise'', when Sean Penn visits a famous courtesan, a servant offers him a plate of candies that will "assist him." When Sean argues that he needs no assistance, the servant girl sails into a hilarious rundown of the courtesan's expert maneuvers -- immediately upon which Sean starts wolfing down the candies.
-->'''Servant Girl:''' My mistress is well-schooled in such ceremonial acts as the West Wind, the Wounded Tiger, the Willow Path, the Chair, the Obedient Wife. She has also mastered the Six Long Breath Stimulants, the Eight Shallow Penetrations, the Nine Minor and Eleven Major Positions, as well as the Technique of Passive Acceptance, Forceful Dominance, Contortion, and Mobile Union.

* Although forgettable in every other way, ''[[Film/DeuceBigalow Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo]]'' knew what it was and really went to town with this trope, giving us such intrigues as the Mud Pretzel, Turkish Snow Cone, Irish Facial, Filthy Lopez, and Cambodian Creamsicle. The Portuguese Breakfast even became a RunningGag, [[{{Pun}} climaxing]] with some ComicSutra ''almost'' being [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_TxQEE7Z44 demonstrated on-screen!]]

* In ''[[Literature/TheHollows Dead Witch Walking]]'', Ivy gives Rachel a copy of a vampire dating guide so she won't accidentally set off Ivy's bloodlust. Rachel makes the mistake of reading it on the bus and being asked about various acts by other bus riders.
** "Oh--my--God. Ivy's book was illustrated. ... Was there a third person in there? And what the hell was that bolted to the wall? ... There were two people. Three if you count the one with the...whatever it was."
* In ''Literature/BridgeOfBirds'', Number Ten Ox describes a sexual encounter in very abstract terms by explaining that the best way for two young people to "become acquainted" is through activities such as Fluttering Butterflies, Hounds by the Ninth Day of Autumn, and Six Doves Beneath the Eaves on a Rainy Day.
** Partially subverted; the last game mentioned is Phoenix Sporting in the Cinnabar Crevice, which is perfectly evocative of what they are doing if you think about it.
* ''Literature/FearAndLoathingInLasVegas'' features a scene in a diner where the [[GeniusBruiser 325-pound Samoan lawyer]] "Dr. Gonzo" writes something on a napkin and surreptitiously hands it to a waitress at a [[GreasySpoon diner]]. Upon seeing that it says "Backdoor Beauty?", the waitress (apparently a former prostitute) throws a fit.
* ''Fortune's Stroke'', in the ''[[Literature/BelisariusSeries Belisarius]]'' series has an un-named book whose contents are never described. Various people, upon glancing at the contents, make remarks along the lines of "maybe ''you're'' flexible enough to do that, but me? Not a chance."

* ''Literature/TheIronDragonsDaughter'': Jane gets a man to give her [[IKnowYourTrueName his true name]] in order to perform a technique that's better than "that thing with the scarf." [[spoiler:She actually uses the name to [[DeathBySex turn him into fuel]] for Melanthon. And ends up shoving his clothes into a cabinet full of men's clothing, suggesting [[MoralEventHorizon she's killed many men this way]].]]

* Creator/RobertRankin uses these in [[RunningGag running gags]], a notable example being "taking tea with the parson".
* In ''Literature/TheWiseMansFear,'' the fae lust spirit Felurian teaches Kvoth such acts as Thousand Hands, Playing Ivy, and Waves Upon Lillies.

* Invented on the spot by the dojo master chiding his pupil in ''{{Literature/Angelmaker}}'' by Nick Harkaway: "Is that O-soto-gari? No! It is not! It is a yak making love with a tractor!"
* ''Literature/FromRussiaWithLove''. Literature/JamesBond has a female Soviet agent pinned up against the wall with a chair (to stay out of arm's length of the poisoned needle she's wielding). A French agent enters the room and feigns patriotic outrage that an [[StuffyBrit Englishman]] has invented "the 70th position".

* The above quote from ''Series/{{Action}}''. Later in the episode, she admits to another character that she made them up.
* Russell from ''Series/RulesOfEngagement'' seems to have an extensive list of these. And Adam, to his horror, discovers that Jen knows what several of these are. And, according to her, Russell is doing the Cincinnati Hat Trick wrong.

* Of the "not named" variety ''Series/{{Bones}}'': discussing a sex scene in her latest novel, people talk about "page 186", Apparently Hodgins invented it (but even he apparently has no name for it; instead, he simply refers to it as "that thing I do"), did it to Angela, and Angela "suggested" to Brennan that the latter put it in her book. It's apparently quite alluring given how enthused Booth is at Bones' suggestion they try it for themselves and quite satisfying given Daisy's delighted tone as she describes how performing it with Sweets made the neighbors complain.
* In the ''Series/RedDwarf'' episode "Marooned", Lister asks if he can burn ''Literature/{{Lolita}}'', and Rimmer tells him to "save page 61". Lister looks at it and says, "That's disgusting." -- Then he rips it out, puts it in his coat pocket, and chucks the rest of the book in the fire. Though ''Lolita'' is a real book, so anyone can read it and find out what's so disgusting (except you'd have to know which edition he had to find the specific page).
* ''Series/{{Torchwood}}'''s Jack and Ianto [[JustForFun/TropersDoItWithoutNotability do it with a]] [[NoodleImplements stopwatch]]. Naturally, in and out of SlashFic, the fans have puzzled over how that one works.
** To measure how long they can last without cumming. Not unheard of, in Britain at least.
* Elliot of ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'' renown at one point gained a reputation for [[BuffySpeak trampitude]]. When asked her 10 favorite positions, after the two she knew, she just started naming insects. Apparently "the stinkbug" is quite popular.

** The Venus Butterfly [[ShoutOut also showed up]] in ''Series/MyOwnWorstEnemy''.
* ''Series/TheDailyShow'' likes to make references to these (the "Dirty Sanchez", which exists, being a particular favorite).
* Jerri Blank on ''Series/StrangersWithCandy'', in keeping with her [[PhraseCatcher "stupid junkie whore"]] background.

* On one skit on ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'', Colin Mochrie mimes doing a slide-show (presumably) depicting sexual positions; the first example is something called "Pruning the Hibiscus."

* On one of the first episodes of ''[[Creator/ConanOBrien Conan]]'', Conan asks TBS' Standards and Practices which terms for sex he can use on the air. Among them were the "Tokyo Sandblaster" and "taking grandma to Applebee's."
* On the sitcom ''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen'', "Japanese Rain Goggles" is mentioned.

* ''Series/TheJeffersons'': Louise and Helen find themselves in an extremely rough bar, and start reading the graffiti on their table:
-->'''Louise:''' "Roses are red, violets are blue, take off your clothes and I'll..." --Isn't that impossible?\\
'''Helen:''' Not according to that diagram.

* In ''Series/{{Friends}}'', Monica gives Chandler tips on how to get his girlfriend Kathy (Joey's ex-girlfriend) to "[[TheImmodestOrgasm agree]]" with him. She draws a diagram of a body and gives every erotic zone a number. The diagram is unseen, but the dialogue makes it obvious what some of the numbers are.
* ''Series/GameOfThrones''
** Used for a MythologyGag when Tyrion introduces one of Littlefinger's whores (played by contortionist Pixie Le Knot) as "...one of four women in the world who can perform a proper [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Song_of_Ice_and_Fire#Bridging_the_timeline_gap_.282000.E2.80.932011.29 Meereenese Knot]]" -- a term Creator/GeorgeRRMartin gave to his problems sorting out the chronology of Dany's plot thread in ''A Dance with Dragons''.
** The trope is an ObligatoryJoke in the porn parody ''[[ParallelPornTitles Game of Bones]]''.
--->'''Whore:''' What do you call this position?\\
'''[[SexGod Podrick Payne]]:''' This one's called [[VillainousIncest "The Queen Finds Her Big Brother"]].
* In an episode of ''Series/TheGoldenGirls,'' Blanche visits her boyfriend in the hospital. Merely mentioning something called a "Savannah Twister" nearly caused him to flatline.
** An earlier season episode featured Sophia accidentally renting a porno and playing it on their new [=VCR=]. When Dorothy accidentally hits reverse, Blanche looks at the screen and comments on having done ''something'' for someone's birthday.
** When the girls have a nurse living with them to help Sophia recover from a surgery, Blanche comments on how she burst into Blanche's room at 2 in the morning while she was with someone.
--->'''Blanche''': I could've lost my balance and chipped a tooth.
--->'''Rose''': You think ''that's'' annoying? She came into my room last night when I was reenacting the gangplank scene from ''Peter Pan''!
--->'''Dorothy''': ...''What the hell goes ON at night in this house?!''
* On ''Series/NewGirl'', Schmidt suggests to Jess that she do "The Captain" with Nick as part of a revenge plan to break them up. The details are [[TheUnreveal drowned out by Schmidt making a smoothie]], but Jess is clearly horrified by what she hears. When she tries it out, she and (especially) Nick are traumatized by the experience.
* ''Series/{{Farscape}}''. In "Won't Get Fooled Again", our hero John Crichton is undergoing a MindProbe, leading to all kinds of bizarre events in his head. At one point John is StrappedToAnOperatingTable, whereupon the three main female characters appear and offer to fulfill his sexual fantasies.
-->'''Zhann:''' ''[dressed as a {{Dominatrix}}]'' I can wear a Freudian slip.\\
'''Aeryn:''' ''[dressed in a NaughtyNurseOutfit]'' I'll find new places to take your temperature.\\
'''Chiana:''' ''[dressed as a SexySchoolwoman]'' I can teach you... the left-handed Latvian Rodeo Torture!
* In the opening scene of one episode of ''Series/{{NCIS}}'' Bishop looks over the shoulder of her male coworkers and casually states that she had once performed one of the positions depicted in the magazine they're looking at. [=DiNozzo=] immediately asks if she's double-jointed.
* The hedonistic Julian from ''Series/GhostsUK'' regularly baffles his fellow ghosts with descriptions of sexual positions such as the "Himalayan Campsite" and the "Norwegian Picnic".
* One of the ''Series/SmackThePony'' dating video sketches features a couple who claim to be familiar with sex acts such as "Upstairs Downstairs", the "Half-Eaten Samosa" and "making the puffin fly".
* ''Series/AlloAllo'': "Ooooh! [[NoodleImplements Shall I bring ze wet celery?]]"
* On ''Series/AmericanHousewife'', Katie (who is from Florida) uses the term "third base" instead of "home run" to refer to sexual intercourse because a ''Florida'' home run is something else entirely. We never learn what that something is, other than that at least one of the participants has to lean forward at one point.
* ''Series/Lucifer2016'': In "Stewardess Interruptus" all of Lucifer's former lovers are brought in for questioning after two of them turn up dead. While being interviewed they give abstract descriptions involing several NoodleImplements that Lucifer made creative use of during what each lover describes as "the best night of my life".
-->'''Woman:''' He even did this thing with a pan flute and a butternut squash.\\
'''Lucifer:''' ''(in the viewing room)'' Well I didn't have any zucchinis.\\
'''Woman 2:''' He did this thing with my Tibetan singing pot and artisanal honey.\\
'''Lucifer:''' It's a game I play called "Do I make you horny, honey?"\\
'''Man:''' ...with some Vaseline and a car battery.\\
'''Lucifer:''' That was a move I call, "Gentlemen, start your engines." It's bloody brilliant.

* During the Ho-ing diversions in ''VideoGame/SaintsRow2'', you're given one of these for each segment of each level. They're randomly generated from lists that aren't terribly long.
* In ''VideoGame/SaintsRowIV'' [[spoiler: one of the audio logs of the PosthumousCharacter BigBad Cyrus Temple has him telling the story of his first encounter with Kia. He told about an unforgettable movement called "The Helicopter"]]
* In ''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing'', during an encounter with a sleazy ghost in [[BonusDungeon Dreadsylvania]], your adventurer might stumble upon an abandoned bordello advertising a "Dreadsylvania Apricot Twist". The ghost explains "that's like the Apricot Surprise, only [[TheUnreveal the twist is...]]" before the PC interrupts.
* In ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOriginsAwakening'', Sigrun, a female dwarf warrior, examines the books in a bookshelf:
-->"This one is a Nevarran romance--pretty spicy, too, from the looks of it. What's an ''Antivan milk sandwich''? Oh. Oh, I see. I'll just... put that back."
* Just short of stated outright in ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim'' with Haelga, a somewhat...enthusiastic supporter of Dibella, a LoveGoddess. She has a letter from a mysterious lover complimenting her on her flexibility while wearing Daedric boots and suggesting that next time the note-writer should bring the trout. Her bedroom tells much the same story--a bed with handcuffs, leather strips, [[NoodleImplements flowers, a horker tusk, a giant jar of honey,]] a shelf full of stamina potions, both volumes of ''The Lusty Argonian Maid,'' and Falmer blood elixir, a bottle of pure snake oil sold by Brynjolf that supposedly encourages amorousness and improves stamina in bed.

* In ''Webcomic/SabrinaOnline'', when Sabrina and [=ZigZag=] (her porn-star boss) are out on a bar together, and a drunk dude starts hassling Sabrina, [=ZigZag=] pulls him aside and basically goes "Hey, why don't you and I slip away and *whisper whisper whisper* " resulting in the guy turning beet-red in the head, and escaping in a cloud of embarrassment. When Sabrina (foolishly) asks [=ZigZag=] what she was saying to the guy, she merely replies that she suggested some things that were illegal in 37 states and several entire nations.
* Some of Richard and Anne's bedroom antics in ''Webcomic/{{SSDD}}'', as some things their descendant Tessa and her [[SexBot robot boyfriend]] [[http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20010312.html are into.]] Though they really don't leave much to the imagination.

* [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2408#comic This strip]] from ''WebComic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'' refers to "reverse triple-sodomy" and "electro-sporking". If the name is anything to go by, it's presumably the latter of those that requires [[NoodleImplements two condoms, a certified induction coil, and a three-inch-thick layer of styrofoam insulation]]. [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2545 This strip]] mostly implies it, though in such copious amounts the practitioners have SeenItAll and grown weary of anything approaching normal, but the red button's joke offers an actual example.
-->'''Professor:''' Honey, I'm feeling amorous.\\
'''Wife:''' I'll get the waffle iron.
* ''Webcomic/MenageA3'' approaches this, although there's little attempt to disguise the general nature of what's being discussed or offered. The chief example is the "Swirly-Go-Round", a kissing technique taught to Gary by his gay friend, Dillon, that Gary [[ItMakesSenseInContext accidentally discovers]] translates into spectacularly orgasmic cunnilingus. (Gary's unique mastery of said technique has turned him into a SexGod.) Also, ex-porn star Amber offers Gary the "Amberlux Vacuum", a fellatio technique "never used on camera".
* ''Webcomic/{{Oglaf}}'' has Ivan's adventure in the magical all-virgin city of Vanorva. Due to his history of "having sex things done to me" which has left him a TechnicalVirgin, the people of Vanorva declare him a "slut" and order his arrest. His wanted poster states that he is capable of "combat ejaculation", "self-saucing (7 flavors!)" and "flang". The first print volume included, as a bonus, "Ivan and Navaan's '[[TechnicalVirgin Doesn't Count]]' Kama Sutra".
* ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'' [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3462 #3462]]: Pintsize attempts to claim that Canadian Tire (in reality a Canadian auto-parts and sundries retail chain) is a sex move involving snow chains.

** The Transmission Awesome webcast also makes frequent and cryptic references to [[NoodleIncident "The Mexican Car Wash"]]
** "He used a pineapple. ''A pineapple.''"
** And of course, "The Shocker". (And the lesser-known variant, "[[Franchise/StarTrek The Spocker]]".)

* ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'':
** In the pilot, the Venture boys meet a prostitute in her bedroom. She rattles off a list of services to them before they freak out and run for the hills. WordOfGod says they were going to be real acts until MoralGuardians told them to change 'em.
** In the fourth season finale, nearly every character has an idea for what exactly a "Rusty Venture" is, offering a variety of conflicting descriptions, each longer and more detailed than the last, but no consensus is reached as to what it really is. [[RatedMForManly Brock Samson]] says it's just when you fap so hard your hands turn red, which not only takes care of the Rusty part but also references how long it's been since Rusty's had -ahem- relations.
* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', the family is driving along when they see Peter standing on the curb whoring himself out (literally, as he's dressed as a ''female'' prostitute). Lois goes to chew him out, but Peter acts like she's a client, rattling off a list of sex acts he's willing to perform. The one that confuses Lois is "Cleveland Steamer", which Brian starts to helpfully explain, but Peter interrupts because he sees a policeman and pretends to be giving them directions. This one's actually a subversion because the Cleveland Steamer is a real sex act ([[SchmuckBait DO NOT look it up]]), but in the DVD's audio commentary, the writers assume that the censors ''thought'' it was made-up (or had something to do with Cleveland) because they can't imagine how they got away with it otherwise.

* In the ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' episode "Proper Condom Use", the school has decided to teach Sex Ed at all grade levels, and Mr. Garrison is tasked with teaching it in Kindergarten. He goes around the room asking for names of bizarre sexual positions and writing them down on the chalkboard, to ensure that the kindergarteners are all paying attention.

Someone with [[ReallyGetsAround a lot of sexual experience]] knows a lot of maneuvers, but doesn't want to go into detail about them, [[MoralGuardians for various reasons]], so they refer to them by some name that isn't even remotely descriptive, and [[TruthInTelevision often has the name of a place in it,]] for some reason. Any innocent viewer will remain blissfully ignorant of the meaning of the phrase until [[TooMuchInformation someone tells them]]. [[{{Squick}} Then they tend to wish they hadn't asked.]] One variation is where an unseen work describes or depicts a particularly bizarre, but nameless act. Another is where an act isn't named, only implied. Whatever the variation, it most likely involves one or two NoodleImplements.

** This surrounds remarkably like a schoolyard joke that was doing the rounds almost 50 years ago (early '70s), only instead of the orange position, the McGuffin was something called "Purple Passion". The gimmick/plot was very much the same: guy wants to know what Purple Passion is (more out of curiosity than anything else), asks several people and gets beaten up by them for daring to sully their ears with the idea, eventually finding someone who is prepared to tell him... but he gets run over by a car while crossing the road in front of her flat. End of story.

* The hedonistic Julian from ''Series/{{Ghosts}}'' regularly baffles his fellow ghosts with descriptions of sexual positions such as the "Himalayan Campsite" and the "Norwegian Picnic".

* Although forgettable in every other way, ''[[Film/DeuceBigalow Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo]]'' knew what it was and really went to town with this trope, giving us such intrigues as the Mud Pretzel, Turkish Snow Cone, Irish Facial, Filthy Lopez, and Cambodian Creamsicle. The Portuguese Breakfast even became a RunningGag, [[IncrediblyLamePun climaxing]] with some ComicSutra ''almost'' being [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_TxQEE7Z44 demonstrated on-screen!]]

* In ''Literature/ABrothersPrice'', Jerin and Cullen look at some erotic pictures that are not described. At one point, Cullen asks "Why would anyone want to put his mouth ''there''?". Jerin is trained in the "Paths of Pleasure" and knows a lot more about such things than Cullen. (As the setting averts STDImmunity, men are required to be chaste until marriage, but Jerin apparently got a very detailed TheTalk from his father and grandfather.)

** [[http://xkcd.com/487/ Numerical Sex Positions.]]

* Used for a MythologyGag in ''Series/GameOfThrones''. Tyrion introduces one of Littlefinger's whores (played by contortionist Pixie Le Knot) as "one of four women in the world who can perform a proper [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Song_of_Ice_and_Fire#Bridging_the_timeline_gap_.282000.E2.80.932011.29 Meereenese Knot]]" -- a term Creator/GeorgeRRMartin gave to his problems sorting out the chronology of Dany's plot thread in ''A Dance with Dragons''.
** Naturally this trope becomes an ObligatoryJoke in the porn parody ''[[ParallelPornTitles Game of Bones]]''.
-->'''Whore:''' What do you call this position?\\
'''[[SexGod Podrick Payne]]:''' This one's called "[[VillainousIncest The Queen Finds Her Big Brother]]".

* In Zero Punctuation's ''VideoGame/MortalShell'' reviews when Yahtzee is told by [[AnthropomorphicPersonification the Games Industry]] there's a surprise for him, he hopes the surprise is that all the EA executives contracted cholera from giving each other Rusty Trombones.

* ''Erotique'' (1994). In the short film ''Wonton Soup'' by director Clara Law, the protagonist is worried that his girlfriend is going to leave him, so consults a Chinese version of the Karma Sutra with such positions as "Man Facing The Tiger". Despite trying them all out on his girlfriend (causing her to break down giggling at one point) she [[RealityEnsues breaks up with him anyway]].

* In Terry Pratchett's ''Literature/{{Pyramids}}'', the sweet-natured and possibly even virginal handmaiden Ptraci manages to embarrass hardened pirates with her theoretical knowledge:
-->Ptraci defused the situation by grabbing Alfonz's arm as he was serving the pheasant.
-->"The Congress of the Friendly Dog and the Two Small Biscuits!" she exclaimed, examining the intricate tattoo. "You hardly ever see that these days. Isn't it well done? You can even make out the yoghurt."
** Likewise, in ''Maskerade'', the details of Nanny Ogg's cookbook are tactfully avoided, although we know that ''Bananana Soup Surprise'' causes men to look thoughtfully at rulers and ''Strawberry Wobbler'' "Always gets a laugh" except from Granny Weatherwax.

* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', the family is driving along when they see Peter standing on the curb whoring himself out (literally, as he's dressed as a ''female'' prostitute). Lois goes to chew him out, but Peter acts like she's a client, rattling off a list of sex acts he's willing to perform. The one that confuses Lois is "Cleveland Steamer", which Brian starts to helpfully explain, but Peter interrupts because he sees a policeman and pretends to be giving them directions. This one's actually a subversion because the Cleveland Steamer is a real sex act ([[SchmuckBait DO NOT look it up]]), but in the DVD's audio commentary, the writers assume that the censors ''thought'' it was made-up (or had something to do with Cleveland) because they can't imagine how they [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar got away with it]] otherwise.

* In one episode of ''VisualNovel/MajiDeWatashiNiKoiShinasai'', the girls get their hands on and watch some of Yamato's porn. One girl mentions a move in the movie called the "Sailboat Tea-Grinding Mill", which gets most of the others hot and bothered at the thought of doing this with Yamato.

* ''FanFic/ChildOfTheStorm'' has a NoodleIncident wherein Steve Rogers, still trying to get the hang of laptop computers, accidentally stumbles onto a porn site (he's using one that belongs to Tony Stark, after all). Unable to figure out how to turn it off, he resorts to punching the screen. While complaining that girls should not do such things with cups.
* In Fanfic/DCdt0 (in [[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/250967/43/dc-dt-0/meeting-the-town-twilight-part-4 Meeting the Town part 4]]), Prince Morpheus, while reassuring journalists about his relationship with Princess Twilight, mentions that the changelings have detailed knowledge of sex; Princess Celestia messages the latter to ask if they still number their sex positions and to "suggest position number eighty-seven".

* Some of Richard and Anne's bedroom antics in ''WebComic/{{SSDD}}'', as some things their descendant Tessa and her [[SexBot robot boyfriend]] [[http://www.poisonedminds.com/d/20010312.html are into.]] Though they really don't leave much to the imagination.

* Creator/EdwardGorey's ''The Curious Sofa: A Pornographic Tale by Ogdred Weary''. A NoodleIncident Porno, so to say. "That evening in the library Scylla, one of the guests who had certain anatomical peculiarities, demonstrated the Lithuanian Typewriter." Don't try at home unless you got anatomical peculiarities either. If her anatomical peculiarities are anything like those of her mythological namesake (or, for that matter, if they're the same person) that might be [[StrangelyArousing quite a thing to see]]... [[BrainBleach or not]].