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* The NurseryRhyme "A was an apple pie" dates to around 1670, and is especially notable because it demonstrates how [[MagicAmpersand the ampersand]] was considered a 27th letter of the Latin alphabet for quite a while. Also, the line "E ate it" is severely AccentDepundent, only barely working phonetically if you pronounce it "et".
--> A was an apple pie; B bit it; C cut it; D dealt it; E ate it; F fought for it; G got it; H had it; J joined it; K kept it; L longed for it; M mourned for it; N nodded at it; O opened it; P peeped in it; Q quartered it; R ran for it; S stole it; T took it; V viewed it; W wanted it; X, Y, Z, and ampersand, All hoped for a piece in hand.



* The TropeCodifier is probably a song called "The A.B.C.", which was first copyrighted in 1895 by music publisher Charles Bradlee:

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* The TropeCodifier is probably a song called "The A.B.C.", which was first copyrighted in 1895 by music publisher Charles Bradlee:Bradlee. All together now:



* A playground song is titled "A, My Name Is Alice". An improvised ball-bouncing or jump-rope jingle, the first verse might go, "A, my name is Alice, and my husband's name is Albert. We come from Alabama, and we sell apples." Repeat with every letter of the alphabet for the husband's and wife's names, their place of origin, and their sales wares. Can get tricky for Q and X, if you make it that far. [[https://www.discogs.com/release/1651190-Rocking-Horse-Orchestra-Chorus-Sesame-Street-Rubber-Duckie. A second, completely different version]] of "A My Name Is Alice" was recorded on an early, unofficial ''Sesame Street'' record (info is hard to find, but the writing credit might belong to Jeffrey Moss). The first verse goes:

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* A playground song is titled "A, My Name Is Alice". An improvised ball-bouncing or jump-rope jingle, the first verse might go, "A, my name is Alice, and my husband's name is Albert. We come from Alabama, and we sell apples." Repeat with every letter of the alphabet for the husband's and wife's names, their place of origin, and their sales wares. Can get tricky for Q and X, if you make it that far. [[https://www.discogs.com/release/1651190-Rocking-Horse-Orchestra-Chorus-Sesame-Street-Rubber-Duckie. com/release/1651190-Rocking-Horse-Orchestra-Chorus-Sesame-Street-Rubber-Duckie A second, completely different version]] of "A My Name Is Alice" was recorded on an early, unofficial ''Sesame Street'' record (info is hard to find, but the writing credit might belong to Jeffrey Moss). The first verse goes:

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** in the DirectToVideo release, "Do the Alphabet", Big Bird sings "Do the Alphabet" to help Baby Bear say the alphabet by himself so Goldilocks doesn't have to do it for him. Here is a sample of its lyrics:
--->'''Big Bird:''' ''A-B-C,''
--->'''Baby Bear and Children:''' ''A-B-C,''
--->'''Big Bird:''' ''D-E-F-G,''
--->'''Baby Bear and Children:''' ''D-E-F-G,''
--->'''Big Bird:''' ''A-B-C,''
--->'''Baby Bear and Children:''' ''A-B-C,''
--->'''Big Bird:''' ''D-E-F-G,''
--->'''Baby Bear and Children''' ''D-E-F-G,''
--->'''Big Bird:''' ''You can say the alphabet back to me.''

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** in the DirectToVideo release, "Do the Alphabet", Big Bird sings "Do the Alphabet" to help Baby Bear say the alphabet by himself so Goldilocks doesn't have to do it for him. Here is a sample of its lyrics:
--->'''Big Bird:''' ''A-B-C,''
--->'''Baby Bear and Children:''' ''A-B-C,''
--->'''Big Bird:''' ''D-E-F-G,''
--->'''Baby Bear and Children:''' ''D-E-F-G,''
--->'''Big Bird:''' ''A-B-C,''
--->'''Baby Bear and Children:''' ''A-B-C,''
--->'''Big Bird:''' ''D-E-F-G,''
--->'''Baby Bear and Children''' ''D-E-F-G,''
--->'''Big Bird:''' ''You can say the alphabet back to me.''



* A playground song is titled "A, My Name Is Alice". An improvised ball-bouncing or jump-rope jingle, the first verse might go, "A, my name is Alice, and my husband's name is Albert. We come from Alabama, and we sell apples." Repeat with every letter of the alphabet for the husband's and wife's names, their place of origin, and their sales wares. Can get tricky for Q and X, if you make it that far. A second, completely different version of "A My Name Is Alice" was recorded on an early, unofficial ''Sesame Street'' record (info is hard to find, but the writing credit might belong to Jeffrey Moss) https://www.discogs.com/release/1651190-Rocking-Horse-Orchestra-Chorus-Sesame-Street-Rubber-Duckie. The first verse goes:

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* A playground song is titled "A, My Name Is Alice". An improvised ball-bouncing or jump-rope jingle, the first verse might go, "A, my name is Alice, and my husband's name is Albert. We come from Alabama, and we sell apples." Repeat with every letter of the alphabet for the husband's and wife's names, their place of origin, and their sales wares. Can get tricky for Q and X, if you make it that far. A second, completely different version of "A My Name Is Alice" was recorded on an early, unofficial ''Sesame Street'' record (info is hard to find, but the writing credit might belong to Jeffrey Moss) https://www.[[https://www.discogs.com/release/1651190-Rocking-Horse-Orchestra-Chorus-Sesame-Street-Rubber-Duckie. A second, completely different version]] of "A My Name Is Alice" was recorded on an early, unofficial ''Sesame Street'' record (info is hard to find, but the writing credit might belong to Jeffrey Moss). The first verse goes:



* '''A' You're Adorable'' was popularized by Perry Como back in 1949. A song to one's sweetie using every letter of the alphabet, e.g., "A you're adorable, B you're so beautiful, C you're a cutie full of charm." Not all letters have a corresponding term of endearment, though, since in a few places a sequence of letters is recited, such as "Q, R, S, T, alphabetically speaking you're OK". (A playground parody seems to have caught on as well. https://www.girlscoutshh.org/content/dam/girlscouts-girlscoutshh/documents/Song%20Book.pdf )

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* '''A' You're Adorable'' was popularized by Perry Como back in 1949. A song to one's sweetie using every letter of the alphabet, e.g., "A you're adorable, B you're so beautiful, C you're a cutie full of charm." Not all letters have a corresponding term of endearment, though, since in a few places a sequence of letters is recited, such as "Q, R, S, T, alphabetically speaking you're OK". (A playground parody seems to have caught on as well. https://www.[[https://www.girlscoutshh.org/content/dam/girlscouts-girlscoutshh/documents/Song%20Book.pdf playground parody]] seems to have caught on as well. )



* ''Music/TheWiggles'' have their own version of the song:
-->A, B, C, D, E, F, G
-->H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P
-->Q, R, S, T, U, V
-->W, X, Y Zed or Zee
-->Now I know my ABC's
-->Next time won't you come and sing with me
-->I said the A, the A and the B, the ABC's, thank you, thank you very much, you're a beautiful alphabet
* The pop singer GAYLE was once dared to write a song that incorporated the letters of the [=ABCs=]. The result was her hit "ABCDEFU," with a chorus that starts out sounding like an alphabet song [[SubvertedTrope before going]] in [[ClusterFBomb a very different direction]] with the letter F.

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* ''Music/TheWiggles'' have their own version of the song:
-->A, B, C, D, E, F, G
-->H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P
-->Q, R, S, T, U, V
-->W, X, Y Zed or Zee
-->Now I know my ABC's
-->Next time won't you come and sing
song, which notably concludes with me
-->I said the A, the A and the B, the ABC's, thank you, thank you very much, you're a beautiful alphabet
"Zed or Zee," since with an international audience it could go either way.
* The pop singer GAYLE was once dared to write a song that incorporated the letters of the [=ABCs=]. The result was her hit "ABCDEFU," with a chorus that starts out sounding like an alphabet song [[SubvertedTrope before going]] going in [[ClusterFBomb a very different direction]] with [[ClusterFBomb the letter F.F]].
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So you need to teach the alphabet and want to make it easy? Why not go for the Alphabet Song! The Alphabet Song is a song designed to teach others about the alphabet, typically by reciting the names of all of the letters of the alphabet. It is popular in two different flavors (although other variants exist):

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So you need to teach the alphabet and want to make it easy? Why not go for the Alphabet Song! The Alphabet Song is a song designed to teach others about the alphabet, typically by reciting the names of all of the letters of the alphabet. It is popular in two different flavors (although other variants exist):
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* An episode of ''Series/BabyTalk'' centered around an alphabet song created by the male lead, which a kid show host stole for his own show. The song is never sung in its entirety during the episode, being always interrupted by plot before 'G'.
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* On their second album, Music/SoftMachine bookend the track "Hibou, Anemone and Bear" with the two-part "A Concise British Alphabet". Both parts are roughly ten-second songs melodically reciting the alphabet, with the second part going backwards from Z in the same melody as the first.[[note]]And yes, because this is a British alphabet, it ends (and starts) with "zed".[[/note]]

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* The pop singer GAYLE was once dared to write a song that incorporated the letters of the [=ABCs=]. The result was her hit "ABCDEFU," with a chorus that starts out sounding like an alphabet song before going in [[ClusterFBomb a very different direction]] from the letter F.

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* The pop singer GAYLE was once dared to write a song that incorporated the letters of the [=ABCs=]. The result was her hit "ABCDEFU," with a chorus that starts out sounding like an alphabet song [[SubvertedTrope before going going]] in [[ClusterFBomb a very different direction]] from with the letter F.


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* Music/TheyMightBeGiants recorded [[UpToEleven an entire album]] of alphabet songs, entitled ''Here Come The [=ABCs=]''. Several of the songs focus on individual letters or letter pairs, but quite a few of them manage to include a quirky spin on the entire alphabet.

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* Creator/NeilCicierega has "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcv0LkOEqWY The Alphabet]]", a video of the tune with the letters replaced by brand names:
--> Music/{{ACDC}}, [[UsefulNotes/KentuckyFriedChicken KFC]], [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HGTV HGTV]], Creator/{{MSNBC}}...



* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'': In "Quagmire's Mom", a flashback of Quagmire as a kid shows him singing the classic alphabet tune - using the names of the men his [[ReallyGetsAround mother]] slept with for each letter.

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In "Quagmire's Mom", a flashback of Quagmire as a kid shows him singing the classic alphabet tune - using the names of the men his [[ReallyGetsAround mother]] slept with for each letter.
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** In "Yug Ylimaf", Stewie has a flashback to the time where he forgot what came after G and had to fake it. The cutaway shows him make it through the first verse, only to completely make the rest up on the spot.
-->A, B, C, D, E, F, G,
-->Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
-->Standing here, with these kids,
-->Waiting for the song to end,
-->[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Yankee Doodle went to town]],
-->Now I know my [=ABCs=]
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* In the ''Franchise/SesameStreet'' film ''Film/TheAdventuresOfElmoInGrouchland'', when the rest of the ''Sesame Street'' cast are [[GoodIsBadAndBadIsGood thrown in jail for asking for help in Grouchland]], Big Bird begins singing the second version to his fellow Grouch prisoners, much to their displeasure.

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* In the ''Franchise/SesameStreet'' film ''Film/TheAdventuresOfElmoInGrouchland'', when the rest of the ''Sesame Street'' cast are [[GoodIsBadAndBadIsGood [[BadIsGoodAndGoodIsBad thrown in jail for asking for help in Grouchland]], Big Bird begins singing the second version to his fellow Grouch prisoners, [[AnythingButThat much to their displeasure.displeasure]].
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* In the ''Franchise/SesameStreet'' film ''Film/TheAdventuresOfElmoInGrouchland'', when the rest of the ''Sesame Street'' cast are [[GoodIsBadAndBadIsGood thrown in jail for asking for help in Grouchland]], Big Bird begins singing the second version to his fellow Grouch prisoners, much to their displeasure.
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* ''Webcomic/SomethingHappens'' has a 13-strip parody variation on this that starts[[http://somethinghappens.keenspot.com/d/20110302.html here]], in that each letter gets a four-line poem, many of them full of BlatantLies and other sillyness. It also gets the letter order wrong at the end. And as the strips go on, the accompanying pictures of children (which have nothing to do with the letters being discussed) change, and not for the better...
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* ''Literature/TheGashlycrumbTinies'': The book goes over 24 children, one for each letter of the alphabet, which each die in different ways.
-->A is for Amy who fell down the stairs
-->B is Basil assaulted by bears
-->C is for Clara who wasted away
-->D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh



* "Game Over Tinies" by ''Music/{{Brentalfloss}}'' is a song that associates the letters with the fates of characters in video games.

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* "Game Over Tinies" by ''Music/{{Brentalfloss}}'' is a song parody of Literature/TheGashlycrumbTinies that associates the letters with the fates of characters in video games.
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* The ''VideoGame/TaikoNoTatsujin'' series often features The Alphabet Song as a playable level. Despite the simplicity of the tune on higher difficulties it can be surprisingly challenging.

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* ''Spell Binders'', an unsold game show pilot from 1978, used "The A.B.C" (see the Music folder) as the basis for its [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5BTasa9Onc theme tune]].

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* ''Spell Binders'', an unsold game show pilot from 1978, used "The A.B.C" C." (see the Music folder) as the basis for its [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5BTasa9Onc theme tune]].



* The TropeCodifier is probably a song called "The A.B.C", which was first copyrighted in 1895 by music publisher Charles Bradlee:

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* The TropeCodifier is probably a song called "The A.B.C", C.", which was first copyrighted in 1895 by music publisher Charles Bradlee:



-->Q, R, S, T,U, V

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-->Q, R, S, T,U, T, U, V



-->Now I know my [=ABC=]s

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-->Now I know my [=ABC=]s[=ABCs=]


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* In the UK, children learn a variant of the above song. The first two lines are the same, but Q to Z are sung to a different melody, and it doesn't have the last two lines.
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* The Music/BarenakedLadies's "Crazy ABC's" plays with the idea. Ed uses words start with the correct letter, but the starting letters are silent or don't make their usual sounds. So, for example, the beginning is "A is for aisle, B is for bdellium, C is for czar..." The two exceptions are "L is for llama" because Ed thinks its strange there are two L's, and "R is for argyle" because Ed couldn't find a good R word.

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* The Music/BarenakedLadies's "Crazy ABC's" plays with the idea. Ed uses words start with the correct letter, but the starting letters are silent or don't make their usual sounds. So, for example, the beginning is "A is for aisle, B is for bdellium, C is for czar..." The two exceptions are "L is for llama" because Ed thinks its it's strange there are two L's, and "R is for argyle" because Ed he couldn't find a good R word.
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* The Music/BarenakedLadies's "Crazy ABC's" plays with the idea. Ed uses words start with the correct letter, but the starting letters are silent or don't make their usual sounds. So, for example, the beginning is "A is for aisle, B is for bdellium, C is for czar..." The two exceptions are "L is for llama" because Ed thinks its strange there are two L's, and "R is for argyle" because Ed couldn't find a good R word.
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* The pop singer GAYLE was once dared to write a song that incorporated the letters of the [=ABCs=]. The result was her hit "ABCDEFU," with a chorus that starts out sounding like an alphabet song before going in [[ClusterFBomb a very different direction]] from the letter F.

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* The kid's book ''Literature/ChickaChickaBoomBoom'' is a poem book about a bunch of sentient letters racing each-other up a tree. Each letter is introduced in order and in a lyrical manner as they scale the tree, fall out, and suffer AmusingInjuries.

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* The kid's kids' book ''Literature/ChickaChickaBoomBoom'' is a poem book about a bunch of sentient letters racing each-other up a tree. Each letter is introduced in order and in a lyrical manner as they scale the tree, fall out, and suffer AmusingInjuries.



* ''K is for Knifeball'' is a [[SubvertedKidsShow parody of children's alphabet books]], where every page is a different bad idea. The bad ideas vary from the mundane (wearing the same underwear for several days running) to the incredibly dangerous (playing with a ball with a knife taped to it).
* The children's book ''P is for Poop'' is a poem about the antics of a married couple, their two kids, their cat, and their dog, and it has lines like "L is for laughing [[PottyFailure 'til your pants are wet]]" and "U is for underwear, Dad's only PJ's."

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* ''K is Is for Knifeball'' is a [[SubvertedKidsShow parody of children's alphabet books]], where every page is a different bad idea. The bad ideas vary from the mundane (wearing the same underwear for several days running) to the incredibly dangerous (playing with a ball with a knife taped to it).
* The children's book ''P is Is for Poop'' is a poem about the antics of a married couple, their two kids, their cat, and their dog, and it has lines like "L is for laughing [[PottyFailure 'til your pants are wet]]" and "U is for underwear, Dad's only PJ's."



->De A van aap en B van bal
->C van club en D van dal
->E van eend en F van Fred
->Dat zijn de eerste letters van 't alfabet

->ABCDEFG
->Zing dit liedje met mij mee
->De letters gaan van A tot Z
->De 26 letters van het alfabet

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->De -->De 26 letters van het alfabet



-->ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
-->It's the most remarkable word I've ever seen
-->ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
-->I wish I knew exactly what I mean
-->It starts out like an "A" word as anyone can see
-->But somewhere in the middle it gets awful "QR" to me
-->ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
-->If I ever find out just what this word can mean
-->I'll be the smartest bird the world has ever seen!

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-->I'll --->I'll be the smartest bird the world has ever seen!



-->'''Big Bird''': ''A-B-C,''
-->'''Baby Bear and Children''': ''A-B-C,''
-->'''Big Bird''': ''D-E-F-G,''
-->'''Baby Bear and Children''': ''D-E-F-G,''
-->'''Big Bird''': ''A-B-C,''
-->'''Baby Bear and Children''': ''A-B-C,''
-->'''Big Bird''': ''D-E-F-G,''
-->'''Baby Bear and Children''': ''D-E-F-G,''
-->'''Big Bird''': ''You can say the alphabet back to me.''
** The "Alphabet Chat" theme is the alphabet sung to the tune of one of Bach's songs.

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-->'''Big Bird''': --->'''Big Bird:''' ''A-B-C,''
-->'''Baby --->'''Baby Bear and Children''': Children:''' ''A-B-C,''
-->'''Big Bird''': --->'''Big Bird:''' ''D-E-F-G,''
-->'''Baby --->'''Baby Bear and Children''': Children:''' ''D-E-F-G,''
-->'''Big Bird''': --->'''Big Bird:''' ''A-B-C,''
-->'''Baby --->'''Baby Bear and Children''': Children:''' ''A-B-C,''
-->'''Big Bird''': --->'''Big Bird:''' ''D-E-F-G,''
-->'''Baby --->'''Baby Bear and Children''': Children''' ''D-E-F-G,''
-->'''Big Bird''': --->'''Big Bird:''' ''You can say the alphabet back to me.''
** The "Alphabet Chat" theme is the alphabet sung to the tune of one of Bach's songs.Music/JohannSebastianBach's songs.
* ''Spell Binders'', an unsold game show pilot from 1978, used "The A.B.C" (see the Music folder) as the basis for its [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5BTasa9Onc theme tune]].



->A, B, C, D, E, F, G
->H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P
->Q, R, S, T,U, V
->W, X, Y, and Z.
->Now I know my [=ABC=]s
->Next time, won't you sing with me?
* A playground song is titled "A My Name is Alice". An improvised ball-bouncing or jump-rope jingle, the first verse might go "A my name is Alice, and my husband's name is Albert. We come from Alabama, and we sell apples." Repeat with every letter of the alphabet for the husband's and wife's names, their place of origin, and their sales wares. Can get tricky for Q and X, if you make it that far. A second, completely different version of "A My Name is Alice" was recorded on an early, unofficial Sesame Street record (info is hard to find, but the writing credit might belong to Jeffrey Moss) https://www.discogs.com/release/1651190-Rocking-Horse-Orchestra-Chorus-Sesame-Street-Rubber-Duckie. The first verse goes
->A my name is Alice,
->I live in a palace,
->And every afternoon at three,
->a footman serves me tea
->Yeah, yeah, a footman serves me tea
->Yeah, yeah, a footman serves me tea.
->(backup vocalists) Yeah, yeah, a footman serves her tea.
* '''A' You're Adorable'' was popularized by Perry Como back in 1949. A song to one's sweetie using every letter of the alphabet, e.g., "A you're adorable, B you're so beautiful, C you're a cutie full of charm". Not all letters have a corresponding term of endearment, though, since in a few places a sequence of letters is recited, such as "Q, R, S, T, alphabetically speaking you're OK" (A playground parody seems to have caught on as well. https://www.girlscoutshh.org/content/dam/girlscouts-girlscoutshh/documents/Song%20Book.pdf )
* Possibly the earliest known phonemic alphabet song in English is "Ba-Be-Bi-Bo-Bu," which was sung at the initiation ceremonies for new apprentices in London printing houses at least as far back as 1740. The lyrics repeat the following pattern through all of the consonants, starting with the letter B:
-> B-a, Ba, B-e, Be, B-i, Bi, Ba-Be-Bi, B-o, Bo, Ba-be-bi-bo, B-u, Bu, Ba-be-bi-bo-bu.
* "Game Over Tinies" by ''Music/{{Brentalfloss}}'' is a song that associates the letters with the fates of characters in video games.
->A is for [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Aerith]], stabbed right through the tummy
->B is for [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bowser]], whose bridgework was crumby
->C is for [[VideoGame/ChronoTrigger Crono]], or was that his double?
->D is for [[VideoGame/StreetFighterII Dhalsim]], who had yoga trouble
->E is for [[VideoGame/EccoTheDolphin Ecco]], and he was delicious
* "A Gorey Demise" by ''Music/CreatureFeature'' features a dark version of this, associating the letters with the names of people who suffered gruesome deaths.
->A is for Amber who drowned in a pool
->B is for Billy who was eaten by ghouls
->C is for Curt with disease in the brain
->D is for Daniel derailed on a train
->E is for Eric who is buried alive
* ''Music/{{Leadbelly}}''s "Rock Island Line" features a verse which begins: "A, B, C, double X, Y, Z / The cat's in the corner but he can't catch me.
* Septimus Winner published "The Spelling Bee" in 1875, a phonemic alphabet song inspired by "Ba-Be-Bi-Bo-Bu" but with the vocal pattern changed slightly to make the lyrics fit an eight bar format. Like its predecessor, the lyrics start with B and repeat the same pattern for every consonant.
-> B, A, Ba, B, E, Be, B-I-bicki-bi, B, O, Bo, Bicki-bi-bo, B, U, Bu, Bicki-bi-bo-bu.
* ''Music/{{Songdrops}}'' has the "CBA Song", which is the alphabet backwards.
* ''Music/TheWiggles'' have their own version of the song:



-->Q, R, S, T,U, V
-->W, X, Y, and Z.
-->Now I know my [=ABC=]s
-->Next time, won't you sing with me?
* A playground song is titled "A, My Name Is Alice". An improvised ball-bouncing or jump-rope jingle, the first verse might go, "A, my name is Alice, and my husband's name is Albert. We come from Alabama, and we sell apples." Repeat with every letter of the alphabet for the husband's and wife's names, their place of origin, and their sales wares. Can get tricky for Q and X, if you make it that far. A second, completely different version of "A My Name Is Alice" was recorded on an early, unofficial ''Sesame Street'' record (info is hard to find, but the writing credit might belong to Jeffrey Moss) https://www.discogs.com/release/1651190-Rocking-Horse-Orchestra-Chorus-Sesame-Street-Rubber-Duckie. The first verse goes:
-->A my name is Alice,
-->I live in a palace,
-->And every afternoon at three,
-->A footman serves me tea
-->Yeah, yeah, a footman serves me tea
-->Yeah, yeah, a footman serves me tea.
-->(backup vocalists) Yeah, yeah, a footman serves her tea.
* '''A' You're Adorable'' was popularized by Perry Como back in 1949. A song to one's sweetie using every letter of the alphabet, e.g., "A you're adorable, B you're so beautiful, C you're a cutie full of charm." Not all letters have a corresponding term of endearment, though, since in a few places a sequence of letters is recited, such as "Q, R, S, T, alphabetically speaking you're OK". (A playground parody seems to have caught on as well. https://www.girlscoutshh.org/content/dam/girlscouts-girlscoutshh/documents/Song%20Book.pdf )
* Possibly the earliest known phonemic alphabet song in English is "Ba-Be-Bi-Bo-Bu". which was sung at the initiation ceremonies for new apprentices in London printing houses at least as far back as 1740. The lyrics repeat the following pattern through all of the consonants, starting with the letter B:
--> B-a, Ba, B-e, Be, B-i, Bi, Ba-Be-Bi, B-o, Bo, Ba-be-bi-bo, B-u, Bu, Ba-be-bi-bo-bu.
* "Game Over Tinies" by ''Music/{{Brentalfloss}}'' is a song that associates the letters with the fates of characters in video games.
-->A is for [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Aerith]], stabbed right through the tummy
-->B is for [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bowser]], whose bridgework was crumby
-->C is for [[VideoGame/ChronoTrigger Crono]], or was that his double?
-->D is for [[VideoGame/StreetFighterII Dhalsim]], who had yoga trouble
-->E is for [[VideoGame/EccoTheDolphin Ecco]], and he was delicious
* "A Gorey Demise" by ''Music/CreatureFeature'' features a dark version of this, associating the letters with the names of people who suffered gruesome deaths.
-->A is for Amber who drowned in a pool
-->B is for Billy who was eaten by ghouls
-->C is for Curt with disease in the brain
-->D is for Daniel derailed on a train
-->E is for Eric who is buried alive
* Music/{{Leadbelly}}'s "Rock Island Line" features a verse which begins: "A, B, C, double X, Y, Z / The cat's in the corner but he can't catch me.
* Septimus Winner published "The Spelling Bee" in 1875, a phonemic alphabet song inspired by "Ba-Be-Bi-Bo-Bu" but with the vocal pattern changed slightly to make the lyrics fit an eight bar format. Like its predecessor, the lyrics start with B and repeat the same pattern for every consonant.
-> B, A, Ba, B, E, Be, B-I-bicki-bi, B, O, Bo, Bicki-bi-bo, B, U, Bu, Bicki-bi-bo-bu.
* ''Music/{{Songdrops}}'' has the "CBA Song", which is the alphabet backwards.
* ''Music/TheWiggles'' have their own version of the song:
-->A, B, C, D, E, F, G
-->H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P



* Edward Lear wrote many alphabetical poems, the X usually being "King Xerxes".

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* Edward Lear Creator/EdwardLear wrote many alphabetical poems, the X usually being "King Xerxes".



--> Great A was alarmed at B?s bad behaviour,

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--> Great A was alarmed at B?s B's bad behaviour,



* One of the EnemyChatter in ''VideoGame/{{Dishonored}}'' is the guard singing the alphabets, and he flubs the order only a few letters in.

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* One of the EnemyChatter in ''VideoGame/{{Dishonored}}'' is the guard singing the alphabets, alphabet, and he flubs the order only a few letters in.



-->'''Girl 1''': "A, B, and C, makes me happy."
-->'''Boy 1''': "D, E, and G. We're so gloomy."
-->'''Boy 2 and Girl 2''': "H, I, and J. Things never go our way."
-->'''Girl 1''': "K, L, and M. I agree with them."
-->'''Boy 1''': "N, O, and P. I have to pee."
-->'''Boy 2, Boy 3, and Girl 3''': "Q, R, and S. We're in distress."
-->'''Boy 1''': "T, U, and V. I still have to pee."
-->'''Boy 2, Boy 3, Girl 1, and Girl 3''': "W, X, Z, please set us free!"
-->'''Andy''' ''(spoken)'': "You forgot the letters Y and F. Why? Because you get an F!"

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-->'''Girl 1''': 1:''' "A, B, and C, makes me happy."
-->'''Boy 1''': 1:''' "D, E, and G. We're so gloomy."
-->'''Boy 2 and Girl 2''': 2:''' "H, I, and J. Things never go our way."
-->'''Girl 1''': 1:''' "K, L, and M. I agree with them."
-->'''Boy 1''': 1:''' "N, O, and P. I have to pee."
-->'''Boy 2, Boy 3, and Girl 3''': 3:''' "Q, R, and S. We're in distress."
-->'''Boy 1''': 1:''' "T, U, and V. I still have to pee."
-->'''Boy 2, Boy 3, Girl 1, and Girl 3''': 3:''' "W, X, Z, please set us free!"
-->'''Andy''' ''(spoken)'': -->'''Andy:''' ''(spoken)'' "You forgot the letters Y and F. Why? Because you get an F!"
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This [[https://youtu.be/sHlXzni8XC4 catchy commercial]] for Post Alpha-Bits cereal features Music/TheJacksonFive covering the Alphabet song while playing in a park -- one that happens to be outfitted with oversized cereal letters.

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* The song Sweet Song ABC from ''Anime/OjamajoDoremi'' lists a dessert or snack item associated with each letter of the English alphabet.
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* ''Film/ForbiddenZone'': One of the film?s musical numbers is "Alphabet Song," a politically incorrect parody of the Three Stooges song "Swingin' the Alphabet."
* In Film/TheThreeStooges 1938 short film ''Violent is the Word for Curley'' the Stooges become teachers at Mildew Academy and lead a class of coeds through the song "Swingin' the Alphabet," which is basically a jazzed-up version of the song "The Spelling Bee" by Septimus Winner.

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* ''Film/ForbiddenZone'': One of the film?s film's musical numbers is "Alphabet Song," a politically incorrect parody of the Three Stooges song "Swingin' the Alphabet."
* In Film/TheThreeStooges ''Film/TheThreeStooges'' 1938 short film ''Violent is the Word for Curley'' the Stooges become teachers at Mildew Academy and lead a class of coeds through the song "Swingin' the Alphabet," which is basically a jazzed-up version of the song "The Spelling Bee" by Septimus Winner.
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** Another ''Sesame Street'' example: The "Alphabet Chat" theme is the alphabet sung to the tune of one of Bach's songs.

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->So you think you're A-ble [able]
->To survive this mess by B-ing [being]
->A prince or a princess, you will soon C [see],
->There's no escaping trage-D [tragedy].
-> And E-ven [even]

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->So -->So you think you're A-ble [able]
->To -->To survive this mess by B-ing [being]
->A -->A prince or a princess, you will soon C [see],
->There's -->There's no escaping trage-D [tragedy].
-> --> And E-ven [even]
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So you need to teach the alphabet and want to make it easy? Why not go for the Alphabet Song! The Alphabet Song is a song designed to teach others about the alphabet, typically by reciting the names of all of the letters of the alphabet. It is popular in two different flavors (although other variants exist):

* A song that associates the letter with an object or action e.g "A is for Apple, B for Bus..." .
* Just singing the letters in alphabetical order e.g "A, B, C, D...."

This particularly shows up in media designed for younger children, usually as a simple and catchy way of teaching them the alphabet. However, it may show up in media aimed at an older audience, usually as a {{Parody}} or as part of a SubvertedKidsShow. Alternative versions also exist which do the song but go from Z to A instead, as well as those which emphasize the need to teach the phonemes associated with each letter instead.

It should be noted that words beginning with X and Z are scarce, which may lead to words with the X or Z sound sometimes being used instead like "axe", "extra" and so on. Also in British English, the letter Z is pronounced "zed" rather than "zee", which can mean that some versions do not rhyme.


Usually takes the form of a ListSong. A SubTrope of EducationalSong. Compare AnthropomorphicTypography and SpellingSong.

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[[folder:Advertising]]
This [[https://youtu.be/sHlXzni8XC4 catchy commercial]] for Post Alpha-Bits cereal features TheJacksonFive covering the Alphabet song while playing in a park -- one that happens to be outfitted with oversized cereal letters.
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[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
* ''Sweets Parade'', sung by Creator/KanaHanazawa for ''Anime/InuxBokuSS'', does a variation of this with the Japanese hiragana alphabet. Each line of the chorus starts with a recitation of the next line of the alphabet (e.g., ''a i u e o, ka ki ku ke ko'' etc.), but recontextualises those syllables into actual words, creating (rather silly and sometimes nonsensical) sentences. This is, of course, pretty much impossible to translate faithfully into English.
--> ''Ai, ue, okashi, shita / Kaki kuu kke? Konna ni mo'' (Love, up, sweets, down / Wanna eat a persimmon? There's plenty to go around.)
--> ''Sashi su se sofuto kuriimu / Gozou?roppu?de ikou'' (Let's say that soft serve ice cream looks like innards.)
* ''Manga/{{Mitsudomoe}}'': Grade schooler Futaba has an ImageSong titled "ABC, Then DEF!" which is a parody of a grade school Alphabet Song. Since Futaba is a little pervert, it's about [[BustChart bust sizes]]. In episode 8 of the anime, it plays during her HardWorkMontage searching for a lost child's mother.
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[[folder:Comic Books]]
* In one licensed comic based on ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'', Lucy writes an alphabet poem to cheer up her crying baby sister. It involves lines like "S is for staircase where [[TheKlutz Leni]] pratfalls".
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[[folder:Film - Live Action]]
* ''Film/ForbiddenZone'': One of the film?s musical numbers is "Alphabet Song," a politically incorrect parody of the Three Stooges song "Swingin' the Alphabet."
* In Film/TheThreeStooges 1938 short film ''Violent is the Word for Curley'' the Stooges become teachers at Mildew Academy and lead a class of coeds through the song "Swingin' the Alphabet," which is basically a jazzed-up version of the song "The Spelling Bee" by Septimus Winner.
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[[folder:Literature]]
* The kid's book ''Literature/ChickaChickaBoomBoom'' is a poem book about a bunch of sentient letters racing each-other up a tree. Each letter is introduced in order and in a lyrical manner as they scale the tree, fall out, and suffer AmusingInjuries.
* ''Literature/SamPig'': When Sam learns the alphabet, he learns it via a poem ("A is for Anne, B is for Brock, C is for cabbage, D is for dock", etc.")
* ''Literature/FungusTheBogeyman'': One [[ShowWithinAShow book-within-a-book]] features a gross alphabet with things like "T is for tadpole tart".
* ''K is for Knifeball'' is a [[SubvertedKidsShow parody of children's alphabet books]], where every page is a different bad idea. The bad ideas vary from the mundane (wearing the same underwear for several days running) to the incredibly dangerous (playing with a ball with a knife taped to it).
* The children's book ''P is for Poop'' is a poem about the antics of a married couple, their two kids, their cat, and their dog, and it has lines like "L is for laughing [[PottyFailure 'til your pants are wet]]" and "U is for underwear, Dad's only PJ's."
* ''Literature/{{Treehouse}}'': In one book, a psychic named Madame Know-it-All [[AmnesiaEpisode drains the memories]] of Andy and Terry, so Jill gets their memories back by reading a poem to them, which has lines like "J is for Jill, she lives next door" and "V is for vegetables [[DoesNotLikeSpam which you both hate]]".
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
*''Series/BassieEnAdriaan'' made one of the associating letters with words variety for their first series.
->De A van aap en B van bal
->C van club en D van dal
->E van eend en F van Fred
->Dat zijn de eerste letters van 't alfabet

->ABCDEFG
->Zing dit liedje met mij mee
->De letters gaan van A tot Z
->De 26 letters van het alfabet

* ''Series/LetterKenny'': Wayne once sang the alphabet in French.

* ''Series/SesameStreet'':
** In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYIRO97dhII one skit]], a little girl sings the original ABC song, but substitutes random letters with "[[NonSequitur Cookie Monster]]".
** One of the many songs of the show is the "ABC-DEF-GHI" song, which is sung by Big Bird in one sketch:
-->ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
-->It's the most remarkable word I've ever seen
-->ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
-->I wish I knew exactly what I mean
-->It starts out like an "A" word as anyone can see
-->But somewhere in the middle it gets awful "QR" to me
-->ABC-DEF-GHI-JKL-MNOP-QRSTUV-WXYZ
-->If I ever find out just what this word can mean
-->I'll be the smartest bird the world has ever seen!
** in the DirectToVideo release, "Do the Alphabet", Big Bird sings "Do the Alphabet" to help Baby Bear say the alphabet by himself so Goldilocks doesn't have to do it for him. Here is a sample of its lyrics:
-->'''Big Bird''': ''A-B-C,''
-->'''Baby Bear and Children''': ''A-B-C,''
-->'''Big Bird''': ''D-E-F-G,''
-->'''Baby Bear and Children''': ''D-E-F-G,''
-->'''Big Bird''': ''A-B-C,''
-->'''Baby Bear and Children''': ''A-B-C,''
-->'''Big Bird''': ''D-E-F-G,''
-->'''Baby Bear and Children''': ''D-E-F-G,''
-->'''Big Bird''': ''You can say the alphabet back to me.''
** Another ''Sesame Street'' example: The "Alphabet Chat" theme is the alphabet sung to the tune of one of Bach's songs.
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[[folder:Music]]
* The TropeCodifier is probably a song called "The A.B.C", which was first copyrighted in 1895 by music publisher Charles Bradlee:
->A, B, C, D, E, F, G
->H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P
->Q, R, S, T,U, V
->W, X, Y, and Z.
->Now I know my [=ABC=]s
->Next time, won't you sing with me?
* A playground song is titled "A My Name is Alice". An improvised ball-bouncing or jump-rope jingle, the first verse might go "A my name is Alice, and my husband's name is Albert. We come from Alabama, and we sell apples." Repeat with every letter of the alphabet for the husband's and wife's names, their place of origin, and their sales wares. Can get tricky for Q and X, if you make it that far. A second, completely different version of "A My Name is Alice" was recorded on an early, unofficial Sesame Street record (info is hard to find, but the writing credit might belong to Jeffrey Moss) https://www.discogs.com/release/1651190-Rocking-Horse-Orchestra-Chorus-Sesame-Street-Rubber-Duckie. The first verse goes
->A my name is Alice,
->I live in a palace,
->And every afternoon at three,
->a footman serves me tea
->Yeah, yeah, a footman serves me tea
->Yeah, yeah, a footman serves me tea.
->(backup vocalists) Yeah, yeah, a footman serves her tea.
* '''A' You're Adorable'' was popularized by Perry Como back in 1949. A song to one's sweetie using every letter of the alphabet, e.g., "A you're adorable, B you're so beautiful, C you're a cutie full of charm". Not all letters have a corresponding term of endearment, though, since in a few places a sequence of letters is recited, such as "Q, R, S, T, alphabetically speaking you're OK" (A playground parody seems to have caught on as well. https://www.girlscoutshh.org/content/dam/girlscouts-girlscoutshh/documents/Song%20Book.pdf )
* Possibly the earliest known phonemic alphabet song in English is "Ba-Be-Bi-Bo-Bu," which was sung at the initiation ceremonies for new apprentices in London printing houses at least as far back as 1740. The lyrics repeat the following pattern through all of the consonants, starting with the letter B:
-> B-a, Ba, B-e, Be, B-i, Bi, Ba-Be-Bi, B-o, Bo, Ba-be-bi-bo, B-u, Bu, Ba-be-bi-bo-bu.
* "Game Over Tinies" by ''Music/{{Brentalfloss}}'' is a song that associates the letters with the fates of characters in video games.
->A is for [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Aerith]], stabbed right through the tummy
->B is for [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Bowser]], whose bridgework was crumby
->C is for [[VideoGame/ChronoTrigger Crono]], or was that his double?
->D is for [[VideoGame/StreetFighterII Dhalsim]], who had yoga trouble
->E is for [[VideoGame/EccoTheDolphin Ecco]], and he was delicious
* "A Gorey Demise" by ''Music/CreatureFeature'' features a dark version of this, associating the letters with the names of people who suffered gruesome deaths.
->A is for Amber who drowned in a pool
->B is for Billy who was eaten by ghouls
->C is for Curt with disease in the brain
->D is for Daniel derailed on a train
->E is for Eric who is buried alive
* ''Music/{{Leadbelly}}''s "Rock Island Line" features a verse which begins: "A, B, C, double X, Y, Z / The cat's in the corner but he can't catch me.
* Septimus Winner published "The Spelling Bee" in 1875, a phonemic alphabet song inspired by "Ba-Be-Bi-Bo-Bu" but with the vocal pattern changed slightly to make the lyrics fit an eight bar format. Like its predecessor, the lyrics start with B and repeat the same pattern for every consonant.
-> B, A, Ba, B, E, Be, B-I-bicki-bi, B, O, Bo, Bicki-bi-bo, B, U, Bu, Bicki-bi-bo-bu.
* ''Music/{{Songdrops}}'' has the "CBA Song", which is the alphabet backwards.
* ''Music/TheWiggles'' have their own version of the song:
-->A, B, C, D, E, F, G
-->H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P
-->Q, R, S, T, U, V
-->W, X, Y Zed or Zee
-->Now I know my ABC's
-->Next time won't you come and sing with me
-->I said the A, the A and the B, the ABC's, thank you, thank you very much, you're a beautiful alphabet
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[[folder:Poetry]]
* Edward Lear wrote many alphabetical poems, the X usually being "King Xerxes".
* This poem by Kate Greenaway:
--> A was an apple pie. B bit it, C cut it, D dealt it, E eat it, F fought for it,
--> G got it, H had it, I inspected it, J joined for it, K kept it, L longed for it,
--> M mourned for it, N nodded at it, O opened it, P peeped in it, Q quartered it,
--> R ran for it, S stole it, T took it, U upset it, V viewed it, W wanted it.
--> XYZ all wished for a piece in hand.
* The Quarrel of the Alphabet:
--> Great A was alarmed at B?s bad behaviour,
--> Because C, D, E, and F denied G a favour.
--> H got a husband, with I, J, K, and L,
--> M married Mary, and taught scholars how to spell.

--> It went hard at first with N, O, P, and Q,
--> With R, S, T, with single and double U,
--> The X and the Y it stuck in their gizzards,
--> Till they were made friends by the two crooked izzards.

--> This A, B, C, so little is it thought about,
--> Although by its aid great knowledge is brought about;
--> ?Tis the groundwork of science, of wisdom the key, sir,
--> For what does a man know that knows not A, B, C, sir?
--> He is a blockhead, take it from me, sir,
--> That does not know his A, B, C, sir,
--> A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N,
--> O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z.
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[[folder:Theatre]]
* ''Theatre/{{Matilda}}'' has the "School Song", which teaches the letters during the song by emphasizing them in a sentence (Notably, the letters are mostly emphasized in words that don't start with the letter in question).
->So you think you're A-ble [able]
->To survive this mess by B-ing [being]
->A prince or a princess, you will soon C [see],
->There's no escaping trage-D [tragedy].
-> And E-ven [even]
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* One of the EnemyChatter in ''VideoGame/{{Dishonored}}'' is the guard singing the alphabets, and he flubs the order only a few letters in.
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[[folder:Web Video]]
* WebVideo/BillWurtz had his own take with "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g02WKrWjUgA alphabet shuffle]]", which mixes in his own brand of humor.
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/BigMouth'': [[CloudCuckooLander Coach Steve]], who can't read and doesn't truly understand letters, has his own version of the traditional alphabet song in which the letters are replaced by what Coach Steve thinks they are.
-->"Teepee, fat guy, sideways moon, other fat guy, sideways comb."
* ''WesternAnimation/DinosaurTrain'' has a unique take on the alphabet song with "Dinosaurs A-Z", which lists [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin dinosaurs in alphabetical order]].
-->"A! Apatosaurus! B! Brachiosaurus! C! Corythosaurus! D! Deinonychus! E! Einiosaurus! F! Fabrosaurus! G! Gal-Limimus! H! Hadrosaurus! I! Iguanodon! J! Jaxartosaurus! Everybody, it's time for the chorus! Hey hey hey, come along with me (Choo Choo, Choo Choo), this is how we memorize dinosaurs A to Z!"
* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'': In "Quagmire's Mom", a flashback of Quagmire as a kid shows him singing the classic alphabet tune - using the names of the men his [[ReallyGetsAround mother]] slept with for each letter.
* ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'': One episode has Plankton listening to a kids' song about the alphabet. However, it only goes from A (for apple) to F (for fish).
* ''WesternAnimation/SuperWhy'' features a version of the alphabet song sung by Alpha Pig with a different melody than the traditional version. It merely goes through the alphabet before ending with the lyric "Sing with me."
* ''WesternAnimation/WhatsWithAndy'': In one episode, Andy is sent back to kindergarten for the day as punishment and he and the kindergarteners take part in the school talent show and diss the school faculty. Andy plays the teacher and asks the kindergarteners to sing the ABC, and the kindergarteners sing a song about how they start off happy but gradually get sadder:
-->'''Girl 1''': "A, B, and C, makes me happy."
-->'''Boy 1''': "D, E, and G. We're so gloomy."
-->'''Boy 2 and Girl 2''': "H, I, and J. Things never go our way."
-->'''Girl 1''': "K, L, and M. I agree with them."
-->'''Boy 1''': "N, O, and P. I have to pee."
-->'''Boy 2, Boy 3, and Girl 3''': "Q, R, and S. We're in distress."
-->'''Boy 1''': "T, U, and V. I still have to pee."
-->'''Boy 2, Boy 3, Girl 1, and Girl 3''': "W, X, Z, please set us free!"
-->'''Andy''' ''(spoken)'': "You forgot the letters Y and F. Why? Because you get an F!"
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