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* After the [[UsefulNotes/MLBTeams Chicago Cubs]] won the World Series in 2016, [[http://www.theonion.com/article/millions-drunk-cubs-fans-rioting-heaven-following--54580 this article]] emerged. Once the win happened, millions of deceased Cubs fan began a celebratory riot in Heaven. Though it's funny at the same time ([[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments especially at the end where it's announced that hundreds of fans have been sent to Hell as a result of the riot]]), it also warms the heart because all these dedicated fans can still celebrate the fact that their team finally won it all, even from beyond the land of the living.
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* After the [[UsefulNotes/MLBTeams [[UsefulNotes/MajorLeagueBaseball Chicago Cubs]] won the World Series in 2016, [[http://www.theonion.com/article/millions-drunk-cubs-fans-rioting-heaven-following--54580 this article]] emerged. Once the win happened, millions of deceased Cubs fan began a celebratory riot in Heaven. Though it's funny at the same time ([[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments especially at the end where it's announced that hundreds of fans have been sent to Hell as a result of the riot]]), it also warms the heart because all these dedicated fans can still celebrate the fact that their team finally won it all, even from beyond the land of the living.
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Heartwarming moments in Website/TheOnion.
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* [[https://local.theonion.com/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten-out-1819574958 "Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out"]], published on Mother's Day 2018. Yes, the joke is that the article is {{NSFW}}, but it's obvious that this is a loving, happy family.
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* [[https://local.theonion.com/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten-out-1819574958 "Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out"]], published on Mother's Day 2018.2013. Yes, the joke is that the article is {{NSFW}}, but it's obvious that this is a loving, happy family.
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* [[https://www.theonion.com/national-grandpa-council-allocates-300-million-to-prov-1843414828 "National Grandpa Council Allocates $300 Million To Provide Each American Some Walkin’ Around Money"]]
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* [[https://local.theonion.com/unambitious-loser-with-happy-fulfilling-life-still-liv-1819575312 "Unambitious Loser With Happy, Fulfilling Life Still Lives in Hometown"]]
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* "[[https://politics.theonion.com/deciding-vote-on-wetlands-preservation-bill-rests-with-1819565213/ Deciding Vote On Wetlands Preservation Bill Rests With The Littlest Senator]]".
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* "[[https://politics.theonion.com/deciding-vote-on-wetlands-preservation-bill-rests-with-1819565213/ Deciding Vote On Wetlands Preservation Bill Rests With The Littlest Senator]]". This isn't funny, it's just absolutely smile-making. Read this for a guaranteed warm fuzzy feeling.
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* [[https://entertainment.theonion.com/bugs-bunny-explains-how-lebron-helped-him-get-sober-for-1834816124 "Bugs Bunny Explains How LeBron Helped Him Get Sober For Role In ‘Space Jam’ Sequel"]]
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* [[https://ogn.theonion.com/a-well-deserved-break-this-er-nurse-just-finished-a-15-1843108765 A Well-Deserved Break: This ER Nurse Just Finished A 15-Hour Shift And Is About To Get Destroyed in ‘Call Of Duty: Warzone’]]
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*[[https://ogn.theonion.com/a-well-deserved-break-this-er-nurse-just-finished-a-15-1843108765 A Well-Deserved Break: This ER Nurse Just Finished A 15-Hour Shift And Is About To Get Destroyed in ‘Call Of Duty: Warzone’]]
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I don't see anything Heartwarming about it, it's clearly a Take That to overzealous Bernie Sanders supporters
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* [[https://politics.theonion.com/sanders-supporter-urges-importance-of-listening-to-mino-1842094286 "Sanders Supporter Urges Importance of listening to Minority Voices Not Just The Specifically The Ones Who Handed Victory To Biden"]]
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* [[https://politics.theonion.com/romney-drops-by-to-see-how-down-and-out-family-he-met-o-1819574882 "Romney Drops By To See How Down-And-Out Family He Met On Campaign Trail Doing"]]
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* [[https://local.theonion.com/female-friends-spend-raucous-night-validating-the-livin-1819573315 "Female Friends Spend Raucous Night Validating The Living Shit Out Of Each Other"]]
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* [[https://local.theonion.com/report-you-may-not-remember-mom-s-friend-but-mom-s-fr-1839035835 "Report: You May Not Remember Mom’s Friend, But Mom’s Friend Sure Remembers You"]]
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* From ''Literature/OurDumbWorld'': On the map of Australia, Steve Irwin's mates vow to capture the manta ray who killed him and [[BaitAndSwitch transport it to more ecologically friendly waters]]. They get what he would have wanted.
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* [[https://local.theonion.com/grandma-wants-to-know-if-you-re-still-drawing-1834560903 "Grandma Wants To Know If You’re Still Drawing"]]
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*[[https://www.theonion.com/literary-historians-uncover-collection-of-breezy-upbea-1833436860 "Literary Historians Uncover Collection Of Breezy, Upbeat Edgar Allan Poe Writings Penned After Author Took Up Jogging"]].
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* [[https://www.theonion.com/spacecraft-travel-from-all-over-galaxy-to-honor-end-of-1832602862 "Spacecraft Travel From All Over Galaxy To Honor End Of Opportunity Rover's Life"]]
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* "[[http://www.theonion.com/article/sunny-saves-bo-mountain-lion-during-cross-country--54180 Sunny Saves Bo From Mountain Lion During Cross-Country Journey To Reunite With Obamas]]"
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* "[[http://www.theonion.com/article/sunny-saves-bo-mountain-lion-during-cross-country--54180 Sunny Saves Bo From Mountain Lion During Cross-Country Journey To Reunite With Obamas]]"Obamas]]" is heartwarming and hilarious
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* After the [[UsefulNotes/MLBTeams Chicago Cubs]] won the World Series in 2016, [[http://www.theonion.com/article/millions-drunk-cubs-fans-rioting-heaven-following--54580 this article]] emerged. Once the win happened, millions of deceased Cubs fan began a celebratory riot in Heaven. Though it's funny at the same time ([[CrowningMomentOfFunny especially at the end where it's announced that hundreds of fans have been sent to Hell as a result of the riot]]), it also warms the heart because all these dedicated fans can still celebrate the fact that their team finally won it all, even from beyond the land of the living.
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* After the [[UsefulNotes/MLBTeams Chicago Cubs]] won the World Series in 2016, [[http://www.theonion.com/article/millions-drunk-cubs-fans-rioting-heaven-following--54580 this article]] emerged. Once the win happened, millions of deceased Cubs fan began a celebratory riot in Heaven. Though it's funny at the same time ([[CrowningMomentOfFunny ([[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments especially at the end where it's announced that hundreds of fans have been sent to Hell as a result of the riot]]), it also warms the heart because all these dedicated fans can still celebrate the fact that their team finally won it all, even from beyond the land of the living.
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* "[[https://politics.theonion.com/deciding-vote-on-wetlands-preservation-bill-rests-with-1819565213/ Deciding Vote On Wetlands Preservation Bill Rests With The Littlest Senator]]" [[SincerityMode Click this. Trust me.]]Senator]]".
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* "[[https://politics.theonion.com/deciding-vote-on-wetlands-preservation-bill-rests-with-1819565213/ Deciding Vote On Wetlands Preservation Bill Rests With The Littlest Senator]]"Senator]]" [[SincerityMode Click this. Trust me.]]
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* [[https://local.theonion.com/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten-out-1819574958 "Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out"]], published on Mother's Day 2018. Yes, the joke is that the article is {{NSFW}}, but it's obvious that this is a loving, happy family.
