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* Yahtzee gets a lot of mileage out of the downright {{exaggerated| Trope}} ShouldersOfDoom on the PlayerCharacter's mentor (aka the guy depicted on the cover art).
-->I mean, look at this fucking dude again. Why does he have [[Franchise/MastersOfTheUniverse Castle Greyskull]] playsets glued to his shoulder-pads? Does he keeps up his troops' morale with his variety act, "The Human Pick-in-Mix Dispenser"? What happens when he needs to scratch his arse? Do they need to erect scaffolding?
* The explanation of the PlayerCharacter's background story:
-->You're an orphan, who's raised to be a part of puritan army dedicated to fight demons and witchcraft, but during a battle with a demon, you suddenly turn into a giant, glowing man with huge glowing wings, and a halo, and holy armour who proceeds to kick the shit out of the demon. And your puritan friends immediately draw the obvious conclusion that you must also be a demon. Not the sharpest claymores in the armoury, these lads.
* Yahtzee notices that the game is a PC-centric game through and through, which he realized when he tried testing out playing with a gamepad controller:
-->'''Yahtzee:''' All it did was make the cursor move around and none of the buttons worked, as if the game was saying:\\
'''Wolcen: Lords of Mayhem:''' Oooh, look at that shiny, whiny cursor you're moving around ''all by yourself'' with your magic lump of colourful Fisher Price plastic! Do let us know when your daddy gets home, so he can play the ''real'' game with all the other grown-ups.
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-->If Call of Duty jumped off a bridge, then... Well, firstly ''VideoGame/{{Battlefield}}'' would jump too, and then Creator/{{Rebellion}} would follow after about five years of staring vacantly into space.
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-->If Call ''Call of Duty Duty'' jumped off a bridge, then... Well, firstly ''VideoGame/{{Battlefield}}'' would jump too, and then Creator/{{Rebellion}} would follow after about five years of staring vacantly into space.
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* Yahtzee discussing ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty''[='s=] status as [[FollowTheLeader a trendsetter]] in the FirstPersonShooter genre.
-->If Call of Duty jumped off a bridge, then... Well, firstly ''VideoGame/{{Battlefield}}'' would jump too, and then Creator/{{Rebellion}} would follow after about five years of staring vacantly into space.
* Yahtzee lists the Top 3 contenders of the "Least Sympathetic Villain" competition with Zombies taking the first place, [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazis]] coming in second... and finally UsefulNotes/RupertMurdoch [[TakeThat on the third place]].
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-->Yahtzee is sitting on the couch wearing a VR headset, and in the game he's playing he's supposed to be hitting a punching bag. He throws a punch, but while it connects with something, his fist is several inches away from the bag. He looks confused, then takes the headset off, only to find an imp passed out on the floor.
-->Yahtzee is sitting on the couch wearing a VR headset, and in the game he's playing he's supposed to be hitting a punching bag. He throws a punch, but while it connects with something, his fist is several inches away from the bag. He looks confused, then takes the headset off, only to find an imp passed out on the floor.
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-->Yahtzeegag: Yahtzee is sitting on the couch wearing a VR headset, and in the game he's playing he's supposed to be hitting a punching bag. He throws a punch, but while it connects with something, his fist is several inches away from the bag. He looks confused, then takes the headset off, only to find an imp passed out on the floor.
-->Yahtzee
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** Even funnier is that the last scene has the message "This week's credits gag is based on a true story".
-->Yahtzee is sitting on the couch wearing a VR headset, and in the game he's playing he's supposed to be hitting a punching bag. He throws a punch, but while it connects with something, his fist is several inches away from the bag. He looks confused, then takes the headset off, only to find an imp passed out on the floor.
** Even funnier is that the last scene has the message "This week's credits gag is based on a true story".
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* [[TheStinger During the credits,]] the top and bottom games of the past 10 years are ranked, with {{VideoGame/Undertale}} taking the top spot and [[VideoGame/HuntDownTheFreeman Hunt Down The Freeman]] taking the bottom - and [[VideoGame/RideToHellRetribution Ride to Hell]] [[CallBack in its own category,]] drinking heavily.
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* [[TheStinger During the credits,]] the top and bottom games of the past 10 years are ranked, with {{VideoGame/Undertale}} ''{{VideoGame/Undertale}}'' taking the top spot and [[VideoGame/HuntDownTheFreeman ''[[VideoGame/HuntDownTheFreeman Hunt Down The Freeman]] Freeman]]'' taking the bottom - and [[VideoGame/RideToHellRetribution ''[[VideoGame/RideToHellRetribution Ride to Hell]] Hell]]'' [[CallBack in its own category,]] drinking heavily.
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* The premise of the game: leaving the already fucked up earth to go and fuck up a new planet.
* Yahtzee picks a dog face for his nameless, faceless protagonist and is surprised it make the sounds and grunts a dog would for every action. Journey to the Savage Planet managed to out "devil-may-care" Yahtzee's sense of humor and anticipated it.
-->'''Yahtzee''': Well only one of us gets the last word, bitch, and my last word is "cuntburlap".
* Yahtzee tells an example of how convoluted the mash-up of different game elements are, with an example of finding the "pig viagra" upgrade. You need to craft the upgrade necessary for it, and get the necessary crafting materials from starter enemies... and for some reason they drop more if you feed them and search their droppings.
** Also, there is no pig viagra; Yahtzee made that up and apologized to anyone who was sold on the idea to fluff a bunch of pigs.
*** There is no swimming horse vagina either.
* "And just to raise one final point, [[BrickJoke cuntburlap.]]"
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* [[TheStinger During the credits,]] the top and bottom games of the past 10 years are ranked, with {{VideoGame/Undertale}} taking the top spot and [[VideoGame/HuntDownTheFreeman Hunt Down The Freeman]] taking the bottom - and [[VideoGame/RideToHellRetribution Ride to Hell]] [[CallBack in its own category,]] drinking heavily.
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* Yahtzee's description of [[ArtificialStupidity the AI]] in MechWarrior 5.
-->One time dumb twat wouldn't even move until I lasered him in the face to wake him up. And that's not going to look good on the employee review, is it? How I had to mess up my nice clean laser with his face, and now its caught a bad case of stupid.
-->One time dumb twat wouldn't even move until I lasered him in the face to wake him up. And that's not going to look good on the employee review, is it? How I had to mess up my nice clean laser with his face, and now its caught a bad case of stupid.
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-->'''Yahtzee:''' ''(to a tupperware box)'' I am not getting defensive, ''do you wanna fight?''
-->'''Yahtzee:''' Now, video games have been mistreating the word "puzzle" for many years, ever since ''Quake'' called it a puzzle whenever there was a door that had two buttons to open it instead of one. And the puzzles in ''Wattam'' mostly run thusly: character A wants to meet character B, game literally points you to character B, bring character B over, giggles and cake ensue. If that's a puzzle then taking fists up the arse from men in truckstop bathrooms is being happily married!\\
-->'''Yahtzee:''' Now, video games have been mistreating the word "puzzle" for many years, ever since ''Quake'' called it a puzzle whenever there was a door that had two buttons to open it instead of one. And the puzzles in ''Wattam'' mostly run thusly: character A wants to meet character B, game literally points you to character B, bring character B over, giggles and cake ensue. If that's a puzzle then taking fists up the arse from men in truckstop bathrooms is being happily married!\\
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-->'''Yahtzee:'''fight?''\\\
'''Yahtzee:''' Now, video games have been mistreating the word "puzzle" for many years, ever since ''Quake'' called it a puzzle whenever there was a door that had two buttons to open it instead of one. And the puzzles in ''Wattam'' mostly run thusly: character A wants to meet character B, game literally points you to character B, bring character B over, giggles and cake ensue. If that's a puzzle then taking fists up the arse from men in truckstop bathrooms is being happily married!\\
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'''Yahtzee:''' Now, video games have been mistreating the word "puzzle" for many years, ever since ''Quake'' called it a puzzle whenever there was a door that had two buttons to open it instead of one. And the puzzles in ''Wattam'' mostly run thusly: character A wants to meet character B, game literally points you to character B, bring character B over, giggles and cake ensue. If that's a puzzle then taking fists up the arse from men in truckstop bathrooms is being happily married!\\
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-->Wattam's blurb states that it's a game about friendship, but I don't agree that it is. What this game is really saying is that the only way to be accepted by society and your peers is to blindly follow instructions, and that if someone chews you up and shits you out you should just be grateful for the attention. So apparently it's a metaphor for your first job after leaving college.
-->Wattam's blurb states that it's a game about friendship, but I don't agree that it is. What this game is really saying is that the only way to be accepted by society and your peers is to blindly follow instructions, and that if someone chews you up and shits you out you should just be grateful for the attention. So apparently it's a metaphor for your first job after leaving college.
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-->'''Yahtzee:''' Now, video games have been mistreating the word "puzzle" for many years, ever since ''Quake'' called it a puzzle whenever there was a door that had two buttons to open it instead of one. And the puzzles in ''Wattam'' mostly run thusly: character A wants to meet character B, game literally points you to character B, bring character B over, giggles and cake ensue. If that's a puzzle then taking fists up the arse from men in truckstop bathrooms is being happily married!\\
'''Viewer:''' Yahtzee, are you playing a baby game for ickle kiddies and complaining it's too easy? Blimey, ''Pathologic 2'' brought out all your insecurities, didn't it?\\
'''Yahtzee:''' [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]
-->'''Yahtzee:''' Now, video games have been mistreating the word "puzzle" for many years, ever since ''Quake'' called it a puzzle whenever there was a door that had two buttons to open it instead of one. And the puzzles in ''Wattam'' mostly run thusly: character A wants to meet character B, game literally points you to character B, bring character B over, giggles and cake ensue. If that's a puzzle then taking fists up the arse from men in truckstop bathrooms is being happily married!\\
'''Viewer:''' Yahtzee, are you playing a baby game for ickle kiddies and complaining it's too easy? Blimey, ''Pathologic 2'' brought out all your insecurities, didn't it?\\
'''Yahtzee:''' [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]
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* Yahtzee describing the PlayerCharacter of ''VideoGame/{{Wattam}}'' as "a dude [[OurLawyersAdvisedThisTrope similar to but assuredly legally distinct from]] a [[Literature/MrMen Mr. Man]] character".
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* Yahtzee opens the video by declaring that after all his recent retrospective videos, it is time to focus on current releases again:
-->"A wise man once told me, he who dwell on the past have eyeballs glued to his bum cheeks." ''(a staff-totting imp with a wizard beard appears behind Yahtzee's avatar)'' Actually he wasn't ''that'' wise. ''(said imp starts chugging a bottle of Jack Daniel's)''
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* Yahtzee starts the video with a poem about how boring the games released throughout the year have been.been, highly reminiscent of his [[WebSite/TheEscapist Rhymedown Spectaculars]] with Creator/JimSterling.
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** Each category is preceded by a drum roll followed by a cymbal for the best games, a cough for the blandest games, and a belch for the worst games.
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** Each category is preceded by a drum roll followed by a cymbal for the best games, a dry cough for the blandest games, and a belch for the worst games.
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* Yahtzee starts the video with a poem about how boring the games released throughout the year have been.
* The games are pulled out of things like rabbits; the best games from a magician's hat, the blandest games from a cardboard box, and the worst games from a rusty soup can.
** Each category is preceded by a drum roll followed by a cymbal for the best games, a cough for the bland games, and a belch for the worst games.
* [[spoiler:Yahtzee still refuses to say anything about ''VideoGames/Borderlands3'', refusing to put it on any of the lists or even give it a mock award.]]
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* Yahtzee starts the video with a poem about how boring the games released throughout the year have been.
* The games are pulled out of things like rabbits; the best games from a magician's hat, the blandest games from a cardboard box, and the worst games from a rusty soup can.
** Each category is preceded by a drum roll followed by a cymbal for the best games, a cough for the bland games, and a belch for the worst games.
* [[spoiler:Yahtzee still refuses to say anything about ''VideoGames/Borderlands3'', refusing to put it on any of the lists or even give it a mock award.]]
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