History Funny / YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries

* Let's not forget that Episode 10 is TheOneWith NewRulesAsThePlotDemands.

** TheStinger; explaining any further would kill the joke.

** Jaden creates a TimeCrash at the end of the movie when he tells Yugi [[spoiler: what happens to the Pharaoh at the end of his series.]]

-->Yusei... I see dead people

-->'''Yusei:''' I'm the serious one with the voice that makes the fangirls swoon.
--->'''Jaden:''' I'm the hyperactive, cute one that people want to choke in his sleep~

-->'''Yusei:''' Who's Yubel?
--->'''Jaden:''' The demon that lives inside my head~!
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----->'''Yusei:''' Wonderful...

--> '''Jack''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint WALDO STOLE YOUR CARD?]]

--> "Aw, desu desu, bitches!"

* There's also this line from Jaden:

* And then there's:

--->'''Jaden:''' I'm the hyperactive, cute one people want to choke in his sleep.
* Jaden explains who Yubel is:

* Jaden's pre-battle cry:

** Jaden's pre-battle cry:

--> Yusei: [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]]

--> Kaiba [thinking]: Hmm. Perhaps I should consider keeping him on a leash.

--->'''Announcer''': ''(on television)'' And now, ladies and gentlemen, I give you the man who ruined all other men for you...JACK ATLAS!\\

--> '''Jack Atlas''': [[{{NoIndoorVoice}} OKAY!]] TESTING TESTING ONE TWO ''(Massive [[{{PillarOfLight}} Pillar Of Light]] destroys city)'' [[{{StuffBlowingUp}} THREEEEEEEEEEEE]] ''(PillarOfLight is now shooting off into space)''

'''Jack Atlas''': ''(on television)'' TESTING TESTING ONE TWO THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--''([[RefugeInAudacity TV explodes]])''\\

--> '''Jack Atlas''': [[{{NoIndoorVoice}} OKAY!]] TESTING TESTING ONE TWO ''(Massive [[{{PillarOfLight}} Pillar Of Light]] destroys city)'' [[{{StuffBlowingUp}} THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]] ''(PillarOfLight is now shooting off into space)''

--> '''Yusei:''' ''(Two Years Ago, A Cityscape is seen)'' [[{{IsThisThingOn}} Okay! Mic Check!]] TestingTestingOneTwoThree! Jack, you wanna check your mic?

'''Wayne Grayson''': [=~That's what she said~=]!

'''Dartz:''' And each of you will take one piece of his d[[spoiler:?]]ck and twavel to a different part of the planet. And then his dik will belong to us!\\

'''Steve Luna''': Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care, Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care, Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care~\\

'''Rafael:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Of course there is.\\

-->'''Dartz''': Mah fwiends, dere is only one way to defeat that dooshbag...we will du[[spoiler:??]] him!\\

'''Alister''': No sir!\\

-->'''Dartz:''' Here's what we're gunnah do, mayn. We're gonna find Yuu-gay Mowtoe, and we're gunnah take his d[[spoiler:?]]ck.\\

'''Rafael:''' No, no, no, please don't, I'll just trust that it's there.\\

'''Valon:''' Eh, sometimes it's best not to ask.
** Zorc singing 'Destroy the World' to the tune of ''A Whole New World'' from ''{{Aladdin}}''.

-->'''Valon:''' Eh, sometimes it's best not to ask.

-->''([[{{Beat}} Uncomfortable silence ensues.]])''\\
-->'''Rafael:''' [[FlatWhat What.]]
-->'''Dartz:''' His d[[spoiler:?]]ck! You know mayn, his d[[spoiler:?]]ck. We awl got d[[spoiler:?]]cks. You got a d[[spoiler:?]]ck, I got a d[[spoiler:?]]ck, Hell, I could whip out my d[[spoiler:?]]ck right now and show you!
-->'''Rafael:''' No, no, no, please don't, I'll just trust that it's there.
-->'''Zombie Boy:''' Uh... is he saying deck or -bleep-?

-->'''Dartz:''' Here's what we're gunnah do, mayn. We're gonna find Yuu-gay Mowtoe, and we're gunnah take his d[[spoiler:?]]ck.

--> '''Kaiba:''' (about to jump off a castle battlement) Card games are serious business!

** The theme music battle between Robot Nesbit and Duke, as well as Serenity's theme music being the ''[[MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]'' intro music.

---> '''Yami''': By the way, have you ever seen ''{{Labyrinth}}''?

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPDQgDs7Mww This]] clip.

--> '''Marik:''' You tell him, honey!

** This gem of an IfYouKnowWhatIMean conversation after Yugi's Beaver Warrior is destroyed:

* Episode 37 is dedicated to [[strike: Yami Bakura]] Florence. From the opening segment of ''Zorc & Pals'' to the end, it was hilarious. But the clincher was at the end (Florence had summoned Pyramid Head and Zombie Boy had summoned Nemesis. [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean The two monsters didn't exactly "duel"]].

** "Okay Marik, though I have to say [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean I had no idea you were this keen to get into the Pharaoh's pants.]]"