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* The movie features a possibly drunk Erik Estrada, [[{{Sampling}} and his lines "That kid kicked sand in Cool Cat's face!" and "Dere he is!" get remixed.]]

** "Where did you get your start Derek? Was it [[BleachedUnderpants weird softcore Porn?]]"

'''WARNING! Unmarked spoilers for the films Adam reviews follow.'''

---> '''Scott''': That's not an accent, that's a problem.

---> "This is like a fucking child's birthday party or something."

---> '''Adum''': [[ARareSentence 420 is not about cocaine, sir!]]

---> '''Scott''': The first Cuban-Italian mob boss.

---> '''Scott''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice Ching chong ping pong!]]\\

* During one scene, [[ItMakesSenseInContext the Pals end up doing impressions of Mickey Mouse]], which inevitably results in Adum doing a…[[ParentalIncest rather inappropriate]]…impression of Goofy. You know it's bad when even Scott [[EveryoneHasStandards seems mildly bothered by it]].
---> '''Scott''': Hey guys, it's me, Adam. I can do a flawless impression of Goofy but only when he's about to [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] his son.

---> '''Adam''': "''[[Film/DriveMyCar Drive My Car?]]'' How fast, one mile per hour? [[DontExplainTheJoke ...cause it was slow.]]"
---> '''Scott''': "...You fucking nailed them, Adam."

---> '''Adam''': "Try to silence me now, assholes!"

---> '''Gäell''': Wait, that's the Quran.
--->[The girl opens the book, revealing it to be hollow.]
---> '''Gäell''': No wait, it's a fake Quran.
---> '''Scott''': Is ''that'' what's in the Quran?!
---> '''Gäell''': The secret's out.

---> '''Scott''': ''[[RealityWarper He heard what you called him, and changed his name!]]''

---> '''Adam''': You could find the place easier if you looked it up online...
---> '''Scott''': Nonono, you go to Mapquest and you print that shit out.

---> '''Gäell''': Let me see your nipples.

---> '''Scott''': [[ARareSentence I am siding with the heroin addicts.]]

--->'''Durant''': Pauly, we've been very concerned about you.
--->'''Scott''': BE RUSSIAN!

--->'''Scott''': (In a news article tone) "Fake Russian Man Goes On Chinatown Rampage".

---> '''Scott''': He heard what you called him, and changed his name!

--> I'm just about sick and [[IncrediblyLamePun Lars Von]] ''[[IncrediblyLamePun Tired]]''…

* Adum and Pals' reaction to the infamous [[AccidentalInnuendo "I'm coming"]] scene, particularly Scott's.
---> '''Bella''': I'm coming!
''(The trio laugh)''\\
---> '''Edward''': I don't want you to come!
---> '''Scott''': Ah, he sounds like me!
* Shortly after, [[ItMakesSenseInContext the Pals end up doing impressions of Mickey Mouse]], which inevitably results in Adum doing a…[[ParentalIncest rather inappropriate]]…impression of Goofy. You know it's bad when even Scott [[EveryoneHasStandards seems mildly bothered by it]].

''(The trio laugh)''

* Shortly after, [[ItMakesSenseInContext the Pals ends up doing impressions of Mickey Mouse]], which inevitably results in Adum doing his…[[ParentalIncest rather creepy]]…impression of Goofy.
---> '''Scott''': Hey guys, it's me, Adam. I can do a flawless impression of Goofy but only when he's about to fuck his son.

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* Adam being baffled at "This is Me" from Film/TheGreatestShow being nominated for Best Original Song, comparing it to the song at the end of Film/{{Bruno}}.

*** In the film's climax, the character gets slammed into a wall then awkwardly left dangling over a bar with eyes open, leading a moment of confusion for the trio to realize that it actually ''killed him'', then questioning [[ArtisticLicensePhysics what even happened physics-wise.]]

** The trio's reaction to the infamous basketball scene, helped by them pointing out how shots not featuring Creator/HalleBerry's face are actually of a stunt''man'' in a wig, making the weirdly [[MaleGaze sexual shots]] [[FetishRetardant all the more hilarious.]]

* Adum and Pals saying [[Creator/JamesCromwell James Cromwell]]? whenever Detective Cromwell's name is mentioned.

* Adum and Pals pointing out how [[OnlySixFaces everyone has the same face]] in the movie, along with how they [[PerpetualFrowner always seem to be frowning]], which they call the "resting bean face". Gael even refers to it as "the sequel to WesternAnimation/{{Anomalisa}}".

* Gael asking what [[YellowPeril Jet Bean'''s name was, resulting in [[ComedicSociopathy Scott]] desperately trying to hold back his words…to no avail.