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* Rigby telling Mordecai to think of something and he ends up conjuring Derpy Hooves.
* When Mordecai, Rigby, and Skips get into the cart [[VideoGame/MarioKart a Lakitu signals them to take off, then they get a Spiny Shell from an item box]] and shoot it at Naked Pops (he's unfazed, of course).
* When Mordecai, Rigby, and Skips get into the cart [[VideoGame/MarioKart a Lakitu signals them to take off, then they get a Spiny Shell from an item box]] and shoot it at Naked Pops (he's unfazed, of course).
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** Twilight [[BlackComedyRape raping] Spike ([[UpToEleven twice!]])[[spoiler: [[DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnFemale and Scootaloo]]]].
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** Twilight [[BlackComedyRape raping]] [[RefugeInAudacity Spike]] ([[UpToEleven twice!]])[[spoiler: [[DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnFemale and Scootaloo]]]].
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** Twilight [[BlackComedyRape raping]] [[RefugeInAudacity Spike]] raping] Spike ([[UpToEleven twice!]])[[spoiler: [[DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnFemale and Scootaloo]]]].
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** The world isn't black and white; [[NoExceptYes it's black and white]].
** I have no control over my lol.
** We're all just rocks.
** Rarely Rarity.
** I pledge to make [=YouTube=] Poop leel
** Congressman Paul, you're Texas.
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-->'''Squidward:''' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction This is the final straw.straw]].
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* King Harkinian vs. GLaDOS, a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJgnpnI2mdg two]][[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-_PO915ums part]] battle between two [[EnsembleDarkhorse of the most beloved characters]] of the YTP community.
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* King Harkinian vs. GLaDOS, SelfDemonstrating/GLaDOS, a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJgnpnI2mdg two]][[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-_PO915ums part]] battle between two [[EnsembleDarkhorse of the most beloved characters]] of the YTP community.
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* This parody of NonInteractivity in ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MhTpLlaYIE Mario's Crazy Pipe Ride]]'':
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** Skeletor raising his arms, revealing mushrooms growing in his armpits... and Mario snagging an One-Up in the process.
*** Followed by the Cosby Comet destroying a probe Skeletor sent. The look of disbelief and his cry of frustration just add to it.
*** Followed by the Cosby Comet destroying a probe Skeletor sent. The look of disbelief and his cry of frustration just add to it.
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[[AC:WalrusGuy (Retired)]]
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pkhygu3TeY The FCC Shuts Down Rock TV]]'', particularly the end. [[spoiler:Don't bother turning off annotations.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63_RrDi-lXc Ratatouille Could Have Been Worse]], a {{Ratatoing}} YTP.
--> ''"[[ClusterBleepBomb Fu** shi* sh** ta** **** meals...]]"'''
* Pretty much the entirety of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MQjFJdAa50 The Second Coming of Doctor Rabbit]]. These are just some parts that translate well to the written word:
--> '''Kid:''' What's the matter? Lose your smile at the dentist's chair?\\
'''Dr. Brushwell:''' No! He's just ''going to die.''\\
'''Kid:''' Cool! ''*shits his pants*''\\
'''Kids:''' Blecchhh!\\
'''Dr. Brushwell:''' That's why you should limit the number of times you eat snacks between meals!
**
--> '''Doctor Rabbit:''' ...which reminds me of a story!\\
'''Kid:''' A story? Does it have [[VideoGame/HotelMario LOTSA SPAGHETTI]]?\\
'''Doctor Rabbit:''' Well, no...but it does have nudity.\\
'''Kids:''' Cool!\\
'''Dr. Brushwell:''' Once upon a time[[spoiler:STORY OMITTED FROM TRIAL VERSION. PLEASE REGISTER WITH COLGATE UNLIMITED ACCESS TO UNLOCK ALL FEATURES.]]
* [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji's]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyRykJc4VS4 Crappy Lunch]]. The part at the end where he's pooping out batteries and screams at the top of his lungs ''[[OverlyLongGag for several minutes straight]]'' will have you in stitches.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOzCS2JLDak Arhur's Massive Throbbing Hit]] is a rollercoaster of CrossesTheLineTwice from beginning to end.
--->'''D.W.:''' Dad, why won't Arthur wake up?\\
'''Dad:''' ...I think he's dead, honey.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NZ0CCEd4UI Eureka Tomorrow at 9|8C on SciFi]].
--->'''Simon:''' When the village chief is happy, we're all gonna die.
** Not to mention the end, where Simon ''thinks'' he's just landed on Yoko's breasts...[[spoiler:only for it to turn out to be Morshu.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROZFm-XI04w Dr. Rabbit singing]] [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls song.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2rJiKh5Wx8 An Unimportant Announcement]]. ALL of it, especially the ''VideoGame/HotelMario'' scene. Only after you watch it will you realize that [[spoiler:it was an apparent [[AprilFoolsDay April Fools joke.]]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsRV6mBL84M Ninja Ninja Ninja Koopas, Believe It!]]
** "He's nude!" "Ha ha, and I love it!"
** Prince Hugo's parrot singing [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion "Komm, Susser Todd"]].
** Walrus Guy providing his own, incredibly bored rendition of the line [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames "Squadalah, we are off!"]]
** The ending, where [[spoiler: Luigi accidentally blows up the Earth trying to turn Prince Hugo back to normal.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b5V3EFfPi0 Frustrated Sonic Insults the Kids]]
--> Kids, [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech you're not important! You're not cool! You're dumb! No one likes you! You have a problem learning how to read!]] If that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's too bad!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--1AP3xuB8I Mama Luigi Misinterprets the Koran]]
** "Hola, Dr. Rabbit!" [[MindScrew "I'm not here!"]]
** Dr. Rabbit Rick-rolling one of the kids.
-->'''Michael:''' Hey, what's going on?\\
'''Dr. Rabbit:''' This is Rick Astley!
** "I am not your friend, Alejandro!"
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OVCpD-7nI4 One More Final: I Need You(tube Poop)]]''
--> '''Spongebob:''' Let me spell it out for you. ''(Singing)'' F-U-C-'''''K'''''!
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pkhygu3TeY The FCC Shuts Down Rock TV]]'', particularly the end. [[spoiler:Don't bother turning off annotations.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63_RrDi-lXc Ratatouille Could Have Been Worse]], a {{Ratatoing}} YTP.
--> ''"[[ClusterBleepBomb Fu** shi* sh** ta** **** meals...]]"'''
* Pretty much the entirety of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MQjFJdAa50 The Second Coming of Doctor Rabbit]]. These are just some parts that translate well to the written word:
--> '''Kid:''' What's the matter? Lose your smile at the dentist's chair?\\
'''Dr. Brushwell:''' No! He's just ''going to die.''\\
'''Kid:''' Cool! ''*shits his pants*''\\
'''Kids:''' Blecchhh!\\
'''Dr. Brushwell:''' That's why you should limit the number of times you eat snacks between meals!
**
--> '''Doctor Rabbit:''' ...which reminds me of a story!\\
'''Kid:''' A story? Does it have [[VideoGame/HotelMario LOTSA SPAGHETTI]]?\\
'''Doctor Rabbit:''' Well, no...but it does have nudity.\\
'''Kids:''' Cool!\\
'''Dr. Brushwell:''' Once upon a time[[spoiler:STORY OMITTED FROM TRIAL VERSION. PLEASE REGISTER WITH COLGATE UNLIMITED ACCESS TO UNLOCK ALL FEATURES.]]
* [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji's]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyRykJc4VS4 Crappy Lunch]]. The part at the end where he's pooping out batteries and screams at the top of his lungs ''[[OverlyLongGag for several minutes straight]]'' will have you in stitches.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOzCS2JLDak Arhur's Massive Throbbing Hit]] is a rollercoaster of CrossesTheLineTwice from beginning to end.
--->'''D.W.:''' Dad, why won't Arthur wake up?\\
'''Dad:''' ...I think he's dead, honey.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NZ0CCEd4UI Eureka Tomorrow at 9|8C on SciFi]].
--->'''Simon:''' When the village chief is happy, we're all gonna die.
** Not to mention the end, where Simon ''thinks'' he's just landed on Yoko's breasts...[[spoiler:only for it to turn out to be Morshu.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROZFm-XI04w Dr. Rabbit singing]] [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls song.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2rJiKh5Wx8 An Unimportant Announcement]]. ALL of it, especially the ''VideoGame/HotelMario'' scene. Only after you watch it will you realize that [[spoiler:it was an apparent [[AprilFoolsDay April Fools joke.]]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsRV6mBL84M Ninja Ninja Ninja Koopas, Believe It!]]
** "He's nude!" "Ha ha, and I love it!"
** Prince Hugo's parrot singing [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion "Komm, Susser Todd"]].
** Walrus Guy providing his own, incredibly bored rendition of the line [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames "Squadalah, we are off!"]]
** The ending, where [[spoiler: Luigi accidentally blows up the Earth trying to turn Prince Hugo back to normal.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b5V3EFfPi0 Frustrated Sonic Insults the Kids]]
--> Kids, [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech you're not important! You're not cool! You're dumb! No one likes you! You have a problem learning how to read!]] If that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's too bad!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--1AP3xuB8I Mama Luigi Misinterprets the Koran]]
** "Hola, Dr. Rabbit!" [[MindScrew "I'm not here!"]]
** Dr. Rabbit Rick-rolling one of the kids.
-->'''Michael:''' Hey, what's going on?\\
'''Dr. Rabbit:''' This is Rick Astley!
** "I am not your friend, Alejandro!"
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OVCpD-7nI4 One More Final: I Need You(tube Poop)]]''
--> '''Spongebob:''' Let me spell it out for you. ''(Singing)'' F-U-C-'''''K'''''!
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'''Baljeet:''' I want to be laid!\\
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** I do so like [[ButYouScrewOneGoat fucking goats in the ass]].
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** I do so like [[ButYouScrewOneGoat [[BestialityIsDepraved fucking goats in the ass]].
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** Can't discount [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv2Gf7AWudY its sequel]] and its TwistEnding!
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fFcQDm_owg Dilabort Reaches for the Stars;]] especially the [=YTPMVs=].
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** I am SO Customer Focused, customer focused, you are SO Customer Focused, customer focused, I am NOT Customer Focused.customer focused.
** We're we're we're we're happy days are happy days are '''HAPPY DAYS ARE'''
** Not running with a sax, you're Hulk Hogan!
** We're we're we're we're happy days are happy days are '''HAPPY DAYS ARE'''
** Not running with a sax, you're Hulk Hogan!
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wDlakUf-TM Parade of Failed Old Shit]] has more fun with old ads for chains that went bust (in this case, Burger Chef restaurants, Korvette's department stores, and Delchamp's grocery stores)
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wDlakUf-TM Parade of Failed Old Shit]] has more fun with old ads for chains businesses that went bust (in this case, Burger Chef restaurants, Korvette's department stores, and Delchamp's grocery stores)
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RixHDo7s9A The Horrible 1800s]], based on a promo for the failed amusement park Freedomland.
--> You could be anywhere in the Bronx, [[TakeThat but why]]? The Bronx [[PlaceWorseThanDeath is a big shit-stain on the face of American history.]]\\
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The bow of the boat is a great place to stand, [[BlackComedy if you wanna drown. Ha ha ha ha!]]\\
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Just like the days when there was only one whore from coast to coast...[[YourMom your mother!]] So let's go ashore and take a big dump on your mother there! Hahahaha! K, so, you'll follow Manga/{{Naruto}}, just like white men. You'll [[EatThat swallow BULL SEMEN]]--numnum--just like Lewis and Clark ''and Clark '''AND CLARK''''' and Lewis!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wDlakUf-TM Parade of Failed Old Shit]] has more fun with old ads for chains that went bust (in this case, Burger Chef restaurants, Korvette's department stores, and Delchamp's grocery stores)
-->At Korvette's, you'll find more than just a couple of fucking stereos. We've got fish pie in your pants, we've got saag paneer!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDg3vKqFi0M Fastest Murder Mystery in the West]], probably one of the only Series/{{Bonanza}} poops out there.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RixHDo7s9A The Horrible 1800s]], based on a promo for the failed amusement park Freedomland.
--> You could be anywhere in the Bronx, [[TakeThat but why]]? The Bronx [[PlaceWorseThanDeath is a big shit-stain on the face of American history.]]\\
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The bow of the boat is a great place to stand, [[BlackComedy if you wanna drown. Ha ha ha ha!]]\\
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Just like the days when there was only one whore from coast to coast...[[YourMom your mother!]] So let's go ashore and take a big dump on your mother there! Hahahaha! K, so, you'll follow Manga/{{Naruto}}, just like white men. You'll [[EatThat swallow BULL SEMEN]]--numnum--just like Lewis and Clark ''and Clark '''AND CLARK''''' and Lewis!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wDlakUf-TM Parade of Failed Old Shit]] has more fun with old ads for chains that went bust (in this case, Burger Chef restaurants, Korvette's department stores, and Delchamp's grocery stores)
-->At Korvette's, you'll find more than just a couple of fucking stereos. We've got fish pie in your pants, we've got saag paneer!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDg3vKqFi0M Fastest Murder Mystery in the West]], probably one of the only Series/{{Bonanza}} poops out there.
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fFcQDm_owg Dilabort Reaches for the Stars;]] especially the YTPMVs.
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fFcQDm_owg Dilabort Reaches for the Stars;]] especially the YTPMVs.[=YTPMVs=].
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** This is a scientist, I'm preposterous!
** I am SO Customer Focused, you are SO Customer Focused, I am NOT Customer Focused.
** This is a scientist, I'm preposterous!
** I am SO Customer Focused, you are SO Customer Focused, I am NOT Customer Focused.
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'''Phineas:''' We're directing a por[[HotelMario no]].\\
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'''Phineas:''' We're directing a por[[HotelMario por[[VideoGame/HotelMario no]].\\
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* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OVCpD-7nI4 One More Final: I Need You(tube Poop)]]''
--> '''Spongebob:''' Let me spell it out for you. ''(Singing)'' F-U-C-'''''K'''''!
--> '''Spongebob:''' Let me spell it out for you. ''(Singing)'' F-U-C-'''''K'''''!
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--> '''Mario:''' No.
'''Leo:''' You will?
'''Mario:''' No.
'''Leo:''' Great!
'''[[WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends Wilt]]:''' [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO, NO, NO! NO, NO! NOOOOOO!]]
'''Bloo:''' Sheesh, calm down.
'''Leo:''' You will?
'''Mario:''' No.
'''Leo:''' Great!
'''[[WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends Wilt]]:''' [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO, NO, NO! NO, NO! NOOOOOO!]]
'''Bloo:''' Sheesh, calm down.
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'''Leo:''' You
'''Mario:'''
'''Leo:'''
'''[[WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends Wilt]]:''' [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO, NO, NO! NO, NO!
'''Bloo:''' Sheesh, calm down.\\
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-->'''Mario:''' I am the spirit of VideoGame/HarvestMoon. ''(box art for ''HarvestMoonAWonderfulLife'' appears)''
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-->'''Mario:''' I am the spirit of VideoGame/HarvestMoon. ''(box art for ''HarvestMoonAWonderfulLife'' ''VideoGame/HarvestMoonAWonderfulLife'' appears)''
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkb3LdMybPE&playnext=1&list=PLFADBB0CDA25D7A1E&feature=results_video Wilford Brimley Keeps His Pimp Hand Strong.]] Highly NSFW, of course. A sample:
-->'''Wilford:''' Well, lemme warn ya: as a result of your financial dilemma, you're gonna ''fuckin' die'', '''bitch.''' ''No one'' is more serious, understand? C'mon, get my fuckin' cheddar!
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ishry_UmmQc& Mad Eye Moodie Gets Mad]].
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlKWkQZijNg Robotnik Tries to Make an Original Joke]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlKWkQZijNg Robotnik Tries to Make an Original Joke]]
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WqPUiIBhtw JOSH TRANSCENDS MORTALITY]]
** LOVIN' THAT LIIL
** I win [[VideoGame/JakIIRenegade JAK]]!
** [[TheStinger 5:22 AM]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WqPUiIBhtw JOSH TRANSCENDS MORTALITY]]
** LOVIN' THAT LIIL
** I win [[VideoGame/JakIIRenegade JAK]]!
** [[TheStinger 5:22 AM]]
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** Isabella's video of [[SpongebobSquarepants Squidward]] [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs having a bad drug trip]].
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''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pln341tEumg Super Mario Assity 2]]'':
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--> {two (two of his minions start licking his feet, then "Bought to you by DeviantArt" appears at the bottom of the screen}
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** "[[{{Avatar}} You're like a baby!]] [[ToiletHumor Making doo-doo!]]"
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoiZscjLuf8 Stu succumbs to Alzhiemer's]]:
** It's the kids!
** Hey pull my finger!
[[AC:[=MadPilot86=]]]
* '''ALL''' of ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZropTHJnno Pikachu is trying to say something]]'', really, but theses scenes take the cake:
-->'''[[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Pokédex]]:''' An effective AIDS antidote can be made by smoking weed.\\
'''Misty:''' [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames You've got to be kidding.]]\\
'''Pokédex:''' '''''[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog NO!!!]]'''''\\
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'''[[Memes/{{Advertising}} George the Volcano]]:''' No!\\
'''Misty:''' [[{{Counterattack}} Yeah!]]\\
'''George:''' No!\\
'''Misty:''' Yeah!\\
'''George:''' No!\\
'''Misty:''' Yeah!\\
'''George:''' No!\\
'''Misty:''' [[OverlyLongGag Yeah!]]\\
'''George:''' No! [[DirtyOldMan I'll do you!]]\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Misty:''' [[SoundEffectBleep Fuck]] you!\\
'''George:''' [[VideoGame/HotelMario No]], fuck ''you!''\\
'''Misty:''' [[TakeThat Go]] [[CountryMatters cunt]] [[TakeThat yourself!]] [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Your parents are dead, and you got no friends!]] ''([[FlippingTheBird flips him off]])''
* ''Misty Has a Seizure'' (original video unavailable):
-->'''Old man:''' First you stole my boat, and then you destroyed my boat, and then you stole my [[VideoGame/HotelMario TOASTERS]], [[RuleOfThree and then you]] smoked my [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames illegal]] toast, and then you destroyed my bucket of chicken, and then you stole my SUPER SUCKING VACUUM TRAP, [[OverlyLongGag and then you]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking fucked my granddaughter.]] You'll pay for this!\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
[[spoiler:'''Misty:''' What the ''([[SoundEffectBleep bleep]])'' are you smoking?]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWf-Z5UJdlc It has a hint of:]]
-->'''Max:''' ''[[ManipulativeEditing SAUWS...!]]'' Sauce-sauce-sauce-sauce--\\
'''May:''' --Barbecue--\\
'''Max:''' '''[[OverlyLongGag --Sauce!]]'''\\
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'''Max:''' ''([[EvilLaugh demented laugh]])'' [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-bAH0O-Uf8 May doesn't have any cheese]]:
-->'''[[ButtMonkey May]]:''' You can make fun of my Pokémon all you want, but don't you ''dare'' make fun of my [[WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife CHEESE!]]\\
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'''Max [[spoiler:(actually Harley)]]:''' You won't believe what my mom did next.\\
'''May:''' '''[[IronWoobie NO DON'T SAY IT!!]]'''\\
'''Max:''' She thought my sister was [[VideoGame/HotelMario gay]] and actually tried to [[DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnFemale fuck]] her!
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdcUR0oh4MQ Beauty and the Bestiality]]
-->'''Gaston:''' Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man! No one says Gaston to Gaston!
-->'''Lefou:''' Gaston! * ''Gets punched''*
-->'''Gaston:''' I'm especially good at factoring! '''X[[AC:2]] + 5X + 6 = (X + 2)(X + 3)'''
** From the same user, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AolPIFszYM& Crazy Gaston]], specifically Gaston's rockin' guitar solo, and evolving a Kakuna ([[Film/TheWickerMan NOT THE BEES!!!]]).
--> '''Beast''': Show me the girl.
--> '''Gaston''': No one spoons like Gaston!
--> '''Beast''': ''(enraged)'' [[BigWhat WHAT!?!?]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf_zWjSJWJ4 Billy Mays - Green Away]].
-->'''Billy Mays:''' I hate the environment. Don't you?\\
And:\\
'''Billy Mays:''' But I'm not done yet! Billy Mays has the strength to eliminate Germany's military.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xKWtaA1NFM Billy Mays iCant insurance]]
--> '''Billy Mays:''' Making your money my money is something I'm really passionate about!
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* King Harkinian vs. GLaDOS, a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJgnpnI2mdg two]][[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-_PO915ums part]] battle between two [[EnsembleDarkhorse of the most beloved characters]] of the YTP community.
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY7ND0DM4nE Friendship is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Hasbro, Inc.]]
--> '''Twilight Sparkle:''' She's a bitch.
--> '''Crowd:''' A ''what?!''
--> '''Twilight Sparkle:''' A bitch, and she was born a bitch.
--> '''Applejack:''' Born where?! I've never seen a bitch like that in these parts!
** Something HilariousInHindsight that happened with this video is that at one point it really ''was'' no longer available due to a copyright claim by Hasbro Inc.
** Pinkie Pie eating a bird.
** "If you slowed down and looked where you were going, you'd see that you tripped over Barack Obama!"
** "Don't ever let me catch you [[IBangedYourMom doing my mother]] again!"
** This scene:
-->'''Twilight:''' "I don't want anyone thinking [[ADateWithRosiePalms I jack off to]] [[FurryFandom ponies,]] like Trixie!
-->'''Trixie:''' ''Neigh!''
** Twilight [[BlackComedyRape raping]] [[RefugeInAudacity Spike]] ([[UpToEleven twice!]])[[spoiler: [[DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnFemale and Scootaloo]]]].
** VideoGame/DukeNukem pumping Rarity full of lead.
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWxpziYGDRI The Irregular Show: Episode 1]]:
** Muscle Man [[BlackComedyRape raping a food cart]].
** The revelation that Rigby's Rig Juice came out of him.
** The warped version of the ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'' theme playing at the end.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgqGb8fclDA The Irregular Show: Episode 2]]:
** Mordecai and Rigby go into a [=GameStop=] and Mordecai sees the games all have a naked Pops on them. In particular there's ''[[VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld Super Pops World]]'', ''[[VisualNovel/AceAttorney Pops Ace Attorney]]'', ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto'' with shots from the show on the background, and ''[[VideoGame/ChronoTrigger Pops Trigger]]''.
** The cashier being a devoted brony.
** Rigby putting on ''VideoGame/HaloReach'', followed by [[WebAnimation/AwesomeSeries Awesome Reach]] playing on the TV in G major.
* Rigby telling Mordecai to think of something and he ends up conjuring Derpy Hooves.
* When Mordecai, Rigby, and Skips get into the cart [[VideoGame/MarioKart a Lakitu signals them to take off, then they get a Spiny Shell from an item box]] and shoot it at Naked Pops (he's unfazed, of course).
**
--> '''Benson''': I can't even take a shower without you guys screwing--
--> ''(Benson's towel falls off, [[CampGay Rigby tries to lick his exposed junk]])''
--> '''Benson''': Fuck no!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOB1D3bQ29c The Irregular Show: Episode 3]]:
** If you pause at the beginning you can see that rule 114 is "no giving head".
**
--> '''Mordecai''': Rule number 115: No food on the floor.
--> ''(they proceed to knock their snacks off of the table and onto the floor, while Benson quells in horror)''
--> '''Rigby''': Fuck that!
--> '''Mordecai''': Rule number 116: No shit on the floor.
--> '''Rigby''': What?! (electronic voice) That's going way too far!
*** Then Rigby's bout of explosive diarrhea afterward.
** When they question Benson's "no unicorns" rule the scene flashes back a week earlier to Twilight Sparkle kicking a tied-up Benson and taking his gumballs.
** Benson shows them RuleThirtyFour, followed by Rigby stating "I actually kind of like that one".
**
--> '''Benson''': Life without rules is chaos.
--> '''Discord''': [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Blasphemy. You're lucky I don't cast you out or smite you or something]].
**
--> '''Benson''': Now get off your lazy asses and go get me another Grilled Cheese DELUXE!
--> '''Mordecai''': You know what? We're sick of all your shit.
--> '''Benson''': What?
--> '''Rigby''': Yeah.
--> '''Benson''': YOU'RE FIRED!
--> ''(serene music)''
--> '''Benson''': GET OUT!
** Rule 118: Fired employees will be hunted down until Benson gets a Grilled Cheese Deluxe.
** Benson gets mad over his Grilled Cheese Deluxe being charred, so he [[DisproportionateRetribution dismembers Rigby]] [[BlackComedy with a]] [[ChainsawGood chainsaw]]. In the epilogue Rigby gets sewn back together and Benson gets arrested.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QACtmolTNYs Twilight Wreaks Havoc Onto Bronyville]] has several ridiculously hilarious moments to count:
** [[WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball Gumball]] being offended by Robotnik's implied pedophilia, leading to the latter killing the former with a [[Manga/{{Naruto}} Rasengan]].
** This bit:
--> '''Scratch''': I can't believe Dr. Robotnik is Dr. Robotnik!
--> '''Prof. Oak''': Shocking, isn't it?
** Robotnik attempting to kill the Cutie Mark Crusaders them promptly getting [[ExitPursuedByABear chased offscreen by Applejack]].
** Twilight going mad while incarcerated:
--> '''Twilight''': Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that fucking fillies can be so much fun.
--> '''Celestia''': O:
--> '''Pops''': Oh I agree.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYfW1fgy50Y Dan Vursiz Da' Whirld]], a bizarre tale of a revenge plot on a dentist spiraling into madness.
** Chris hitting Dan in the face with a sledgehammer.
** Dr. Rabbit preparing to molest Dan.
** Dan [=KOing=] Chris ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros'' style.
** Chris punching Dan in the face in response to him calling him stupid.
** Dan reavealing a secret entrance then Chris getting crushed by a stone fist.
*** [[Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove WRONG LEVAH!]]
** He's getting away! GET HIM!
** Gaston punching himself off a cliff.
** When I was a lad, I ate four dozen viagras to help my dick get large!
*** Gaston's dick then gave out due to the viagra pills he swallowed.
** IT'S NOT CHILI DOGS, IT'S COCAINE!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckCgj36Ry4o Robotnik Debuts On Eggman X]]
** [[DoubleStandardRapeMaleOnMale I'm penetrating Sonic's ass!]]
** Robotnik is forcing our villagers to commit incest!
** Don't be shy, [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic look 'em in the eye]]!
** Robotnik being confronted by Chris Hansen.
** My clothes are [[GoldMakesEverythingShiny covered with gold paint]]!
*** [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy Being rich really stinks.]]
** I'll write [[FanFic/{{Cupcakes}} my own fanfiction]]!
** Robotnik singing "Like A Boss".
** In the Sonic Says segment, a drunken Scratch envisions Tails as a muscular adonis and [[DoubleStandardRapeMaleOnMale violates him]]. Sonic puts it best: "Stay away from liquor, kids!"
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* Are you fed up with trying to shit in a dark room? Tired of getting up every night just to shit? I looooove shittin', don't you? Well, let me show you how you can shit any time, any place. Hi, Billy Mays here to share with you the most important product I have ever endorsed: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6jpHxQ2QcE THE BIG CITY TOILET!]] THE NEW WIRELESS TOILET THAT LETS YOU SHIT ANYWHERE!
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyJeOCz9lPg Harlequin Tries to Hit On Lupay]], a short poop which teaches viewers how ''not'' to hit on someone you like:
-->'''Lupay:''' ''You're someone who must die!''
-->'''Harlequin:''' Don't say no to me! Let's see your tits.
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* In ''[[http://www.youtube.com/user/MechaWeegee91 Link and the Hyrule Gang]]'' series:
** In Episode 4:
--> '''Gwonam:''' Ganon and his minions are throwing a party at my house!
--> '''Ganon:''' ''(while wearing a party hat)'' GRRRRREAT!
*** Also:
--> '''The King:''' 'Scuse me while I take a shit! (farting noises)
--> '''Gwonam:''' You! What in the holy mother of fuck is wrong with you?! [[BreakingTheFourthWall And can we stop with the zoom?]]
-->''*camera zooms out*''
-->'''The King:''' Uh...next scene!
** In Episode 5, the Gang acts out the original opening cinematic of ''Link: The Faces Of Evil'', only this time Link plays the King's role and vice versa. Zelda reluctantly joins in, acting as Gwonam, but [[HilarityEnsues The King points out that she forgot the carpet,]] [[RantInducingSlight causing her to snap and attack the camera.]]
*** Ganon does poetry. That is all.
*** Gwonam teaching the King how to say Koridai.
** Episode 6 has the King consulting Gwonam in order to find out if he's going to hell.
-->'''Gwonam:''' Are you...''what''?
-->'''The King:''' Am I going to hell?
-->'''Gwonam:''' ''Are you serious?''
-->'''The King:''' I'm cereal.
-->'''Gwonam:''' Now, what made you think about this?
-->'''The King:''' I watched a [=YouTube=] Poop of me dying and going to hell.
*** Gwonam and the King decide to play horse, but not before Gwonam [[BreakingTheFourthWall addresses the viewers]] and the hilarity that ensues after it:
-->'''Gwonam:''' You don't wanna see how we play horse. It's so boring. You won't like it. Trust me. Hurry up, King!
-->'''The King:''' I've gotta get the ball! Coming!
-->'''Gwonam:''' That is no ball! That's Mario Head!
-->'''Mario Head:''' Oh, nice arm you got here! *holds up knife* [[PsychopathicManchild Can I have it?]]
-->'''Annotation:''' Is that a threat?
** The entirety of Episode 8. Especially the ending.
** Episode 10 has these gems:
-->'''The King:''' Link, we're having a [[PoorCommunicationKills cereal]] conversation here.
-->'''Link:''' Great, I'll grab the [=LinkyO's=]!
*** Link talking to himself after he's left to watch the house.
--> "No rules, no fights, no [[TakeThat generic]] [[SelfDeprecation sex jokes]]...just me enjoying a peaceful day."
*** Zelda having to put up with Gwonam and The King's antics.
--> "This is the last time I go anywhere with you dipshits."
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ksva6eujrs Mrs. Bucket sexually harrases anthropomorphic animals]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRVUkqrFIcY Christmas SURE IS POLITICALLY INCORRECT]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3OvxjJ9iCY Toy Story 3]]
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5Y9424_0WI King Koopa is Sued for Copyright Infringement]], namely the cameo of the MLP theme tune at the beginning, King Koopa's [[VisualNovel/AceAttorney objection]], Big Mouth claiming Prince Hugo is a rapist, the "miniature poodle" RunningGag, and some other choice sentence mixing.
--> '''King Koopa''': Bully, suck Big Mouth's cock!
--> '''Bully''': Pinkie Pie.
**
--> '''Prince Hugo''': My royal army has just been defeated by [[NWordPrivileges niggas]].
**
--> [[spoiler: [[TheStinger eldoop erutainim A]]]]
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg11n6b_Mag Frollo Opens a Catholic School]]. There are simply too many gut-busting quotes in here to list.
---> '''Clopin:''' Frollo gave the child a cruel name, a name that means "half-formed"...MAMA LUIGI!\\
\\
'''Frollo:''' Let's review your alphabet. A?\\
'''Quasimodo:''' Blasphemy?\\
'''Frollo:''' ({{Beat}}) WRONG! [[DisproportionateRetribution Now all of Paris is burning because you don't know your alphabet!]]\\
'''Quasimodo:''' I'm sorry, sir.\\
'''Frollo:''' YOU, Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU IDIOT! [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech I hate you! This whole city hates you! The world hates you! God hates your face, you motherless piece of shit!]] (evil glare with ScareChord)\\
\\
'''Mario:''' Oh! Nice fire you've got here. Can I have it?\\
'''Frollo:''' THE DEVIL'S IN MY FIREPLACE!\\
\\
'''Frollo:''' Beata Maria, ''[[KillItWithFire burn]]'' this idiot!\\
\\
'''Phoebus:''' I'm Phoebus. It means "sexy man."\\
\\
'''Guard:''' Judge, hey, judge? [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Is this the part where we start kicking?]]\\
\\
'''Frollo:''' Look, captain. [[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld CAVE PEOPLE.]] The CAVE PEOPLE live outside the normal order. Their heathen ways inflame the people's lowest instincts, and they must DIE!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G8POU6NOPA Doofenshmirtz Eats a Kitten]]:
** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Gwonam]] crashing into Phineas and Ferb's rollercoaster.
** The remix of Blue Sky Athletics from VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy.
** [[RunningGag "Trash cans!"]]
** Candace getting attacked by a giant scorpion.
** This take on a scene from "Out of Toon":
--->'''Baljeet:''' I will become Hanuman-Man, a flying blue monkey that can [[GagPenis grow his penis as massive as he desires]], to give the hottest dickings ever!\\
''(stunned silence)''\\
'''Phineas:''' ...Cool story, bro.
** And one from "One Good Scare Oughta Do It":
--->'''Candace:''' These little creeps have destroyed our backyard, leaving this ugly mess in its place! ''(gestures to what is actually Baljeet)''\\
'''Linda:''' ...You are a racist whore, Candace.
** This scene:
--->'''Candace:''' What are you doing here?\\
'''Phineas:''' We're directing a por[[HotelMario no]].\\
'''Candace:''' What?!\\
'''Phineas:''' We're gonna need [[NoodleImplements a blowtorch, some peanut butter, a glass of limeade, and a giant platypus butt.]]\\
'''Candace:''' ''({{beat}})'' [[ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels That's so wrong, in so many ways...]] ''(spazzes out)''
** Phineas getting turned into a bagel by Mitch's security robots.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm0GLFE6VWw Eustace Loses a Political Debate]]:
** Eustace [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext getting punched out by a giant box of Lean Pockets]].
** "You can take your breakfast, and eat it in HELL!"
** The disembodied head from "The House of Discontent" being replaced by the Mario head from ''Mario Teaches Typing 2'': "Begin typing now, or suffer!" And just when it's about to kill Eustace for his impertinence:
-->'''Muriel:''' Please have mercy on us.\\
(''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames King Harkinian]] pops up'')\\
'''Mario:''' '''DON'T SAY IT!'''\\
(''King Harkinian goes away'')
** Earlier in that same scene:
-->'''Mario:''' I am the spirit of VideoGame/HarvestMoon. ''(box art for ''HarvestMoonAWonderfulLife'' appears)''
*** "At least I've got arms and legs! You don't even got a DICK!"
** "Tonight, you will be visited by three spirits." [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic "That's Christmas, you moron!"]]
** King Ramses torturing Eustace and Muriel with Music/RebeccaBlack's "Friday". It literally requires divine intervention to destroy the phonograph.
-->'''Courage:''' Thanks, God!\\
'''[[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail God]]:''' No prob!
** [[TheStinger "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR"]] [[CatapultNightmare "Socks!"]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RinpSqnjsDo Squidward Gets Possessed By A Bad Lemon]]:
-->'''Squidward:''' Put my windows back!
-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Sure, Squidward.
-->([=SpongeBob=] and Patrick put their reef blowers in reverse and shoot the pieces of Squidward's house back at it. The pieces freeze in midair then fly back at them blowing up Bikini Bottom)
-->'''Squidward:''' This is the final straw.
** Mr. Krabs being chased by [[MemeticMutation Nyan Cat]].
** Spongebob being dragged through [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames "Ye Olde Bomb Shoppe,"]] [[SturgeonsLaw "Lo Quality Poops,"]] and finally, [[SeasonalRot Season 6 of]] [[TakeThat his own show.]]
** "Does this look unsure to you?" (silly face) "Yes!"
** Towards the end, [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask the moon]] falls on Mr. Krabs.
** Spongebob performing an exorcism on Squidward. "The power of Christ compels you!" And immediately after...
--> '''Squidward:''' [[UngratefulBastard Where's my lemonade?!]]\\
''(Spongebob shoves him along a conveyor belt and into a set of steel jaws)''
** Spongebob stating that a grill is not a stove, followed by [[Series/EverybodyHatesChris Chris Rock]] claiming it is. Spongebob responds by throwing him out the window, which is made funnier if you've seen the ''Everybody Hates Chris'' episode where Chris' dad does this to him in an ImagineSpot.
** [[WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack "I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!"]]
** "Folks, it seems we have a minor orgy going on in the kitchen."
* His [=YouTube=] Poop [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1v6gLMAKek tutorial]] is worth watching.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-k6w-ckyms Candace Opens an Interdimensional Portal]]
--> '''Isabella:''' Another strike!
--> '''Phineas:''' That makes four in a row! Up yours, Buford!
** "You could have killed me!" "Me, too!" "You could have killed millions!" "''Me, too!''" "Millions, [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 dead]]!" '''"Me, too!"''' "[[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy EXTREME CLOSE UPPPPPP!!!!]]"
** "Come visit delightful Danville! We have ass, milk, and smiles! Come to Danville, [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames or else!]]"
** "So, what do you think of our shelter?" ''[[WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends "I LIKE CEREAL!!"]]''
** Isabella's video of [[SpongebobSquarepants Squidward]] [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs having a bad drug trip]].
-->'''Candace:''' What the [[SoundEffectBleep f***]] was that?\\
'''Isabella:''' The magic of digital editing.
** Candace's reaction to Buford and Baljeet randomly showing up.
-->'''Candace:''' Buford! [[CallBack Ugly Mess!]] What do you two want?\\
'''Baljeet:''' I want to be laid!\\
'''Buford:''' [[NerdsAreVirgins That's not gonna happen]].
** "Bootis!"
** "Our top story tonight: memes are attacking around the world!"
** "Eddy, it's the apocalypse!" [[OhNoNotAgain "What, again?"]]
-->'''Edd:''' Don't look now...
-->'''Mario:'''Hello! Remember Me?
** The fight between RED Team and [[spoiler:Ciardha]] has some amusing moments, like Scout running around in a Ducky Momo costume, and RED Spy saving Isabella from being [[VisualPun "photo-bombed"]] by BLU Spy.
-->'''RED Spy:''' Go to hell, and take your cheap jokes with you!
* [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Meet the]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEXPwuR6_kw Mario Head.]] Three minutes of pure genius.
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* All of [[http://www.youtube.com/user/MountainDewMaNN MountainDewMaNN's]] videos can be considered this if you can withstand the massive amounts of SensoryAbuse. The unexpected Music/{{Megadeth}} segment in his [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jjoOgY_ArE Dr. Rabbit video]] always leaves this troper in stitches.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2LufgJCciQ GRANDMA LUIGIS TALES FROM THE BAD MEDICINE RAFT]]
** Luigi's Weed Face © 2011
** [[RunningGag Tell Yoshi bedtime story now!]]
** [[ManipulativeEditing I'm not gonna tell you a bedtime story, Yoshi]].
*** [[SarcasmMode GUD SENTINSE MICKSING 9/10]]
** [[StupidStatementDanceMix The place was deserted! The place was deserted! The place was--the place was--the place was deserted! The place was deserted! The place was deserted! The place was--the place was--the place was deserted!]]
** Mario was attacked by a FOOTBALL!
** [[Music/DaftPunk It's amazing what you'll find face to face]] '''''[[JumpScare WITH A FIRE SUMO!]]'''''
** I fell for [[Music/MichaelJackson 40,000 years]].
** [[ManipulativeEditing It's a stove, Luigi. You didn't bake it]].
** The placement of the ''WesternAnimation/GeorgeOfTheJungle'' theme.
** We'll call it Cake. It's a day when moms get lots of kids.
** You're dealing with a licensed [[ManipulativeEditing MEATBAAAAAAAAAAAAA]]'''''[[ManipulativeEditing AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL!]]'''''
** So, anyway- [[JumpScare RRRAAAGGHH!]] '''''[[MemeticMutation DDDDDEEEEUUUUUUUAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!]]'''''
** And those cave kids gonna whimper when they find I've MASHED all their toys into POTATOES
** And so, we died.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdfuRIBL8to THE ROBOTNIK CENTIPEDE]]
** I want that hedge!
** I'm engulfed in a Soundcloud!
** Money back guarantee eetnaraug kcab yenoM
** Oversized calculator! You already said that. What? I don't remember saying that!
** Download my soup.
** [[Series/ItsAboutTime It's about time, it's about space, about strange people in the strangest place]]
** Turn off that like! (like button crumbles) That's better.
** Pay the price, pay the price, pay the prirp eht yaP
** [[FreezeFrameBonus ohai 2007]]
[[AC:[=MrJLBrown=]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toDtgbJcC-w Ripto's Roid Rage]], particularly the end where [[spoiler:Rainbow Dash tries to get Ripto to yell louder, leading to him taking a long inhale then exploding with the force of a hydrogen bomb.]]
** Try to listen to Ripto saying "I'll deal drugs to Avalar" with a straight face.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw5AVYGEJLM Equestrian Holida--SCOOTALOO IS BEST LITTLE HOAERSEDC]], notably one of the few pre-G4 ''Franchise/MyLittlePony'' poops.
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Luc9xt351l8 I.M. Meen Vs. Mr. Roboto]]. It's even better with the second alternate title: "Mr. Roboto gets into a legitimate argument with a fictional game villain." Either way, though, it is hilarious. [[Tropers/AMereServantOfGod This troper]] lost it somewhere around the 2:51 part, and is genuinely surprised he made it all the way there.
[[AC:[=MrTennek=]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz_K1Gjrx8c The Posh Mothershuckling Dangle Dongler Hour]]:
-->'''Mario:''' [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness How very charitable of her majesty to summon us to a social gathering of prepared foods and open-handed cordiality, regardless of the immense difference in our societal statuses!]]
-->'''Luigi:''' I aspire that her royal highness prepared a plentiful amount of authentic Italian noodles smothered in tomato paste and garnished with onions and balls of concentrated hamburger meat!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xTW5bFRS3k Doctor Robotnik's Breakfast Fiasco]]
[[AC:[=MultiTrip7=]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Juz_4X24Ihs Stu erects a dispenser at 4 in the morning]].
--> '''The Spy:''' "Engineer, what are you doing?" \\
'''The Engineer:''' "Erectin' a dispenser!" \\
'''The Spy:''' "It's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on earth are you placin' a dispenser here?"
[[AC:nirorinify]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlLDDknCMfc My Little Sauce: Friendship is Nope]], subtitled for extra lulz.
** Maybe the ponies in Ponyville have PORN
** Good a~~~~~~. My name is [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess Twilight Princess]].
** *clears throat* [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog PINGAS]]. And you're in charge of the SUS?
** At 5:12 there is some extremely small text at the bottom of the screen. [[SchmuckBait It's probably not a good idea to be able to read it.]]
** Aren't you gonna stay for brunch?... ... ...[[VideoGame/HotelMario NO]]
[[AC:The_None]]
* Apparently [[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheNoooo The_None's]] concept of [=YouTube=] Poop is along the lines of "[[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs acid trip on acid]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment with a side of acid]]". But that doesn't make his poops any less funny.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oenbAYNjsk IS THIS THE END OF OUR HEROES? "You bet your ass!"]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgb4gNbG8TA Critic critic critic critic]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy9Rue1yMTg Full of]] Country goodness and green '''HORSE DICK.'''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4bcGk_jkeM I'M DYIN IN THIS COUNTRY ASS]]
[[AC:Orpheusftw]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lPDefYHE-Q Hank Hill needs a Winch Block]], along with the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFddVuYzB4k redone version]].
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIhLn4dsD4s& Harry Potter clogs a public toilet]].
** "Master has given Dobby a COCK! Dobby is GAY!"
*** "[[FoeYay You shall not]] [[ThisTropeIsBleep *BEEP*]] [[FoeYay Harry Potter!]]"
** [[LeaveItToBeaver "Leave it to Weasley"]]
** This exchange:
-->'''Harry:''' What's that you've got, Hagrid?
-->'''Hagrid:''' It's Professor Sprout repellant. Then we'll get those people down at the hospital. [[ImAHumanitarian We'll be able to chop 'em up and stew 'em.]]
** yep that's right...[[ToiletHumor Harry just shat a brick...it's the smell that drove the basilisk away]]
[AC:Pikawil64]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zaybWlXVdI This one]] (''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'' spoilers). BlackComedy at its finest, particularly Kyubey as GIR. ''"She's gettin' [[spoiler:eaten by a shark!]]'' Also, the ending:
--->'''[[spoiler:Mami:]]''' AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!\\
'''Charlotte as Heavy Weapons Guy''': THAT WAS DELICIOUS!\\
'''Madoka and Sayaka:''' *gasp*
[[AC:pilli10]]
* From [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7sJCxZN0SU "Robotnik sees what he has become"]]: "Scratch! Get your dick out of my toaster!"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-oqZEi0hWk Robotnik vs. Guptil89]], the former disagreeing with the latter's questionable tastes in women. And men.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz0qynavWhE TOOTHPASTE WHAT'S THAT SORRY I'M BRITISH!]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM3-DO15A-c Eggs of questionable sell by date & potentially expired ham ]]
** [[Music/LinkinPark CRAAAAAWLING IIIIIN MY SKIIIIIN]]
** [[AtomicFBomb Sam you fucking dumbass, go fuck a goat]]!
** I do so like [[ButYouScrewOneGoat fucking goats in the ass]].
[[AC:[=PoePoeFilms=]]]
* Both the [[WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}} Stu]] [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Pierces the Heavens]] [[MemeticMutation at Four in the Morning]] videos. ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV2vfWUFtJ8 "That is the path that leads to extinction! Why can't you see the pathetic limitation of the Spiral race?!" "Because I've lost control of my life."]]'' ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90WznJlh3Ew "GIGA...BITCH...BREAKER!"]]''
[[AC:[=QuibbyJibby=]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTU3ioAAC8o Link's Sexual Frustation]]:
--> Link:I'm going to fuck Glutko!
--> Gwonam: Glutko is evil.
--> L: Huh?
--> G: Glutko is Ganon's minion.
--> L: Huh?
--> G: Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai.
--> L: Huh?
--> G: Ganon and his minions are evil.
--> L: [[TooDumbToLive I'm going to fuck Glutko anyway]].
--> [[spoiler: G: ...[[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Rick Astley]]. *cue RickRoll*]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSuJ-3dBXGA King Harkinian is Attacked by an Army of Angry Black Men]]. Notable for using two pieces of AwesomeMusic.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GZjrwFsNiU Link forgets how his arms work]]
--> Zelda: Father! Stop! Don't hurt him!
--> King Harkinian: Fuck you! -slap-
* The beginning of the video "King Harkinian Uses All His Wit and Cunning to Escape From Ganon".
-->'''Gwonam:''' "Here I come! Your majesty, Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon!
-->''Shot of Impa''
-->'''Gwonam:''' "Impa! You are a slut!"
-->'''Impa:''' "You smell like shit!"
-->'''Gwonam:''' "Enough! Where is your majesty?!"
-->'''Impa:''' "Ganon captured the king!"
-->'''Gwonam:''' "Ganon is a prick!"
* "King Harkinian Breaks the Mold":
-->'''Link:''' "Gee, it sure is boring around here!"
-->'''King Harkinian:''' "Link, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!"
-->'''Link:''' "What the fuck did you just say?!"
-->'''King Harkinian:''' "I said "Link, this peace is what all true warriors!""
-->'''Link:''' "Say "Mah boi!" you fucking king!"
-->'''King Harkinian:''' "Go away, I won't say it!"
-->'''Gwonam:''' "Your majesty, it is time to eat dinner!"
-->'''King Harkinian:''' "I don't want dinner!"
-->''Gwonam shows a poker face''
-->'''Zelda:''' "You're not my father!"
-->'''King Harkinian:''' "Oh!"
-->''One month later''
-->'''Zelda:''' "Link, we're going to Gamelon!"
-->'''Link:''' "Great!"
-->'''King Harkinian:''' "Can I go to Gamelon, too?!"
-->'''Gwonam:''' "Fuck off, your majesty! You're unwelcome!"
-->'''King Harkinian:''' "Hmm... shit!"
[[AC:randyslicker]]
* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89ojb78ikeA The Mental Health System Fails Again]]." THE BIRDS are EVIL. THE BIRDS! EVIL, EVIL THE BIRDS! EVIL, EVIL!
[[AC:[=RasrapSmurf=]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJbXhdZOMaQ The Magical Land of Equestria]], which combines WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants, MLP, and some impressive sentence mixing to weave a mock-epic tale involving [[ComedicSociopathy Spike's funeral and anticlimactic death]], [[MadeOfExplodium exploding pies]], and Series/{{Doctor Who}}oves. Then there's this take on the roll call from the end of "The Elements of Harmony":
-->"Rainbow Dash, who [[OldShame always dresses]] [[MythologyGag in style]], represents the spirit of..."\\
"Rarity, who [[ImAHumanitarian turned the sorrowful serpent into a cupcake]], represents the spirit of..."\\
"Pinkie Pie, [[MythologyGag who's a silly pony]], represents the spirit of..."\\
"Applejack, who [[MundaneMadeAwesome tamed the cows]], represents the spirit of..."\\
"[[BrickJoke Fluttershy]], who [[StuffBlowingUp exploded, and then... and then exploded again!]]"
[[AC:[=RevSecond=]]]
''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pln341tEumg Super Mario Assity 2]]'':
--> '''King Koopa''': I want my feet licked!
--> {two of his minions start licking his feet, then "Bought to you by DeviantArt" appears at the bottom of the screen}
[[AC:[=SayYesToGiygas=]]]
* His take [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K3wwx5jtG8 on TorNis's blooper reel below]]
--> '''I.M. Meen:''' Oh look, what gay fuckers!
--> '''I.M. Meen:''' How I hate those [[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers Power Rangers]]! (Power Rangers appear, Meen yells)
--> '''I.M. Meen:''' How I hate those...those...shit!
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IccLonzpSL8 The sequel]]:
--> '''I.M. Meen:''' Oh look, [[VideoGame/{{Earthbound}} Giygas!]]
--> '''I.M. Meen:''' How I hate twilight! (screen is covered in a different [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess twilight]] than [[Literature/{{Twilight}} you would]] [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic normally expect]]) What the fuck?!
[[AC:seano12]]
* I have plan for you: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR5D5K97LSU More pain]]. '''HERE I COOOOME!!''' KISS ME!
** '''SO...MUCH...BLOOD!'''
[[AC:sketchek]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpc1d__Sfy0 How I Met Your Medic]]. The part with the [[spoiler: Pain Mode on the medigun, with which the medic starts teamkilling his own teammates.]]
** Also the part where the spy is overly excited at his promised MercyKill.
--> '''Spy:''' Yippee!
[[AC:[=SomePkmnLovingDude=]]]
* This parody of NonInteractivity in ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MhTpLlaYIE Mario's Crazy Pipe Ride]]'':
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/LittleEinsteins Leo]]:''' This is my photo album, where I keep all my pictures, even my baby pictures. Do you wanna see my baby pictures?\\
--> '''Mario:''' No.
'''Leo:''' You will?
'''Mario:''' No.
'''Leo:''' Great!
'''[[WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends Wilt]]:''' [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO, NO, NO! NO, NO! NOOOOOO!]]
'''Bloo:''' Sheesh, calm down.
'''Wilt:''' NOOOOOO!
[[AC:[=SooshieBoy=]]]
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXmReMt0IlE HANK HILL GOES TO AN ANIME CONVENTION]]'':
** I love 2 things, building doll house furniture and being constipated.
[[AC:[=SporeDotCam=]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbgTXE2I3LM MARIO'S HEAD FAILS YOUTUBE POOP CLASS AT DOGGY 24-HOUR SCHOOL]]
** Here's my impression of TV: (turns into TV static)
[[AC:Spiritanium]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W93BsoJDKk Hotel Mario Bloopers 2]]. The best part is the credits, which take up half the running time and are well worth it to read.
---> This quite impressive video was originally posted on Spiritanium's Youtube channel. If you're watching this and you don't see "Spiritanium" on the page you're on right now, something's up. Alert me so I can sue the thief or thieves, therefore getting them placed in a dirty jail cell where they will thereafter be raped by an aged man named Jessica. Yup, any idiot that would repost this video anywhere has either not even watched the credits or is just an idiot with no friends and a mother who doesn't love him/her. But most likely "him". I just don't imagine a female stealing a video filled with blood and explosions. It violates the laws of physics.
[[AC:Squirrelous (Suspended/Retired)]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwxQSUtNXKM Tails Rapes His Airplane]]"
--> '''Scratch''': Only thirteen more seconds and Dr. Robotnik's gonna be here and tell us how we can [[spoiler:[[UnusualEuphemism Nesquik]]]] ya!
--> '''Grounder''': Yeah, huh huh! I bet we get to [[spoiler:[[KaiketsuZorori Zorori]]]] you in the [[spoiler:[[ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} OH SHIT]]]]!
[[AC:Stegblob]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23pXoyKBHd4 Robotnik Has a Viagra Overdose.]] [[UrExample The first poop to use Pingas]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL5nBkQbuwI Robotnik and His Penis Invite Everyone Over For Tea]]:
** Come to the snack bar, Run to the snack bar
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vlG0iaJQAk Robotnik wonders how many lights are on his Christmas Tree]]
[[AC:[=SwishFilmsinc=]]]
* '''ALL''' of ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZL6YHLwn9M The King's Secret]]'', once said to be the ''There Will Be Blood'' of [=YouTube=] Poops. (Don't quote it here please, let everyone enjoy the NSFW hilarity for themselves.)
** Pretty much every poop by [=SwishFilmsinc=] is one long CMOF. This comment on the ''The King's Secret'' says it all.
---> '''WalrusGuy:''' You're the best. That's all there is to it.
*** When you get such a comment ''from none other than [=WalrusGuy=] himself'', you know it must be true.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmIAM-hnEjQ The King's Unreasonable Demands]]
[[AC:[=TerrorKommix=]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYZPwZW_8TM FLAHRARARALRH]].
--> '''The King''': EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
--> '''Duke Onkled''': OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
--> '''Link''': EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
--> '''The King''': EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE take him away.
--> '''Fari''': Yes, my liege. ...
--> '''The King:''' ...
--> '''Fari''': ... [[spoiler: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]]
[[AC:tkwtube01]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vucq-j6CcXA Mama Luigi Inflates Beyond His Capacity And Leaves You Clueless]]. Every last bit.
[[AC:[=tomservo3=]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6aSuTWXEBs Rick Astley Doesn't Love You Anymore]]. The whole thing.
* [[ClassicDisneyShorts Tomorrow]] [[{{Goofy}} We]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpio2xUzVQg Die]]
-->'''Goofy:''' You are racist, evil and...''FAT AS A FAG?!?!?''
** The Dr. Rabbit joke
-->'''Dr. Rabbit''' [[EvilLaugh Ha ha ha.]] You are now a gay rabbit. All rabbits are queers. Oh...wait! [[HypocriticalHumor I'm a rabbit.]] [[OhCrap Crap.]]
* The ''TooSmartForStrangers'' poops. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMk6GYjcq3I All]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7H6oiETKBQ fucking]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6v_WsgW3VI five]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQAOOP1qJXY of]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6D3OxRlGp8 them]]!
[[AC:[=TorNis7=]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC5iAG9-I1g I.M. Meen Reviews The Dark Knight Strikes Again]].
--->'''I.M. Meen:''' This book was made by FrankMiller, but [[TakeThat it isn't good!]] [[CausticCritic It's horrible! It sucks monkey balls! It's the most confusing book I've ever read! The story makes no sense!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNhZXXKq2dw&u I. M. Meen outtakes]]
--> '''I. M. Meen:''' How I hate- [=*slips and falls*=]
--> '''I. M. Meen:''' How I hate those- [=*detonated by sticky bombs*=]
--> '''I. M. Meen:''' How I h- [=*cracking sound, being unable to get up*=]
--> '''I. M. Meen:''' How I hate those Heavy Heavies!-
--> '''Heavy:''' What was that, I. M. Meen? [=*cuts to Gnorris while Heavy fires his minigun at Meen*=]
--> '''I. M. Meen:''' How I- [=*pauses*=] Fuck this!
** And earlier...
--> '''I. M. Meen:''' ... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!?
** And even later...
--> '''I. M. Meen:''' I got a little crack that'll really make me high.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR2XSSmSdHA I.M. Vampire]]. ''All of it'', but especially the GroinAttack and this part:
---> '''I.M. Meen:''' Ass! Ass!
---> '''Gnorris:''' What?
---> '''[[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd AVGN]]:''' '''''AAASSSSSS!'''''
[[AC:thechairman45 (Hiatus)]]
* Really, his entire channel is a waterfall of comedic gold, though his most famous poop is [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdRy3TulziY Robotnik Dances on the Sidewalk]].
** It's time to [[BlackComedyRape touch Grounder]]!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpAnLq8e9s0 Never again will you interfere with my PROMOTION!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd8XahCrbXc Coconuts, I want you to bone me!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn5FO0gLgZY Yes, I think I'll have sex with a fish.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epkMnRq5Ie4 This is not incest.]]
** Sonic will never be able to penetrate my ass!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TkS7faFnMs Something has invaded my cock!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyryxXeHOCE I'm Dr. Robotnik, I touch cunt!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CPq2ue3RAs Fuck you Weasley, I'll rape your ass!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWCHDekUIr0 It's not safe to cum in Robotnik's ass, you could get AIDS.]]
** METAL FAGGOTS!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2gzpAPUZRA I want you to fuck Sonic and cut his dick down to size!]]
** [[SpoofAesop You could get hurt playing Russian roulette. Take your time and ask a teacher for help.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox1W6JlpQqQ Sonic the Hedgehog is not delicious.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_V5MRXYHeo That door is stupid!]]
** It's your job to read. [[spoiler:[[FreezeFrameBonus Okay, really? Did you actually go through this part about 6 thousand times to find this hidden message? Just because Sonic told you to? Honestly, that's kinda sad. Just think of all the different ways you could've spent that time. You could have gone to the park, spent some time with your family, read a book, or, hell, even a Wikipedia page! But no. You thought it would be a good idea to spend a ridiculous amount of time finding what subliminal text says in some video made by a guy with way too much time on his hands. I hope you're proud of yourself.]]]] If you have a problem reading that, [[TakeThatAudience you suck at life]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEzIANc2MJo Deliver my baby!]]
** GOTT IST TOTT!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2oL7c6C66M Why am I my rocket ship?!]] (The fact that the first few seconds are him reciting [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare Shakespeare]] alone makes it worth watching)
** "Fried eggs." "Phew! For a minute there, I thought you were going to say [[WesternAnimation/RegularShow MY MOM!]]"
** "I'm Grounder's mama!" "I don't care!"
** "[[GeniusBonus This is not a pipe!]]"
** [[spoiler: "[[TheStinger Sentence mixing with Robotnik is so fucking EASY!]] [[TakeThatAudience Why are you people so impressed by it?!]]" "[[RunningGag Beetle beetle beetle...]]"]]
[[AC:[=TheRumChum=]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLtyJEXbTUw Shrek Wants His Swaws Back]].
** "I live in a sign! I put up swamps! Im A [=TiT=]!" O_o
** "People of Dulock! I suck your cock!"
** "Maybe I could have fluids! An entire head put the villagers on a plate, got their spleen cut open with a knife and drink their ogre! Does that sound good to you?" '''DRZZZ''ZZZZZZZZZZ''ZZZZZZZZ''ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ'''''
*** "Uh... [[ShapedLikeItself Ogres are like ogres!]]" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whooooooooooa! Lil! Lil! Lil! Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil!"
** "It's time for you to meet today's eligible [=BITCHelorettes=]!"
*** "Bachelorette #2 is a cape-wearing girl from the land of FUCK ASS! Although she lives with seven other men, she's notty! Just kiss [[{{Hermaphrodite}} her DICK]]! She is [[ILoveTheDead DEAD]]!"
** "Shine your shoes, wipe your...ASS!"
** [[ClusterFBomb "You FUCK ASS!" "I'm a FAGGOT!" "You DICK!" "My ASS! "Your ASS?!"]]
** "Two things, OK? Shit! Shit!"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH589JyA_pE Harry Potter And The Sauce Curse]].
** "Yer a wiziziw a reY." "I'm a... what?" "A wiwiw!" "I'm... just... [[PrecisionFStrike BULL COCK!]]"
** "They are Gryffin'''''[[JumpScare DOR]]''''', Hufflepufflehuff, Ravencock, and Slils."
*** "Any rule breaking, and you will EARN points." '''''DZ''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''' '''Z''''''''Z'''''
** "Anything off the trolley, dears?" "No thanks." '''''[[HellIsThatNoise DZZZZZZZZZ]]''''' "[[ClusterFBomb Ass ass ass ass!]]"
** [[RunningGag Harry]] [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbating.]]
** Ron's comments on Every Flavor Beans.
--> '''Ron:''' There's Cock And [=PeNis=], and there's also... spinips, lil, and trirt. George swears he got a bo-o-o-o-'''''[[HellIsThatNoise DZZZZZZZZZZZZZ]]'''''-flavored one once.
** "Give it here, Malfoy, or I'll knock you off your COCK!"
** "Each team has 3 players: 7 chasers, 1 beaters, 2 keeper, 7 [[HehHehYouSaidX balls]]."
** [[FreezeFrameBonus You Must Have 7 Balls To Play Quiditch]]
** The mountain troll is WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}.
** Harry and Snape's loud battle, the mother of all [[SensoryAbuse ear rapes]]:
*** '''''[=DDIUD84545-_))__P_:````EEPOIOJUH*DIS9DW0E0R-=-R45--==++_))(*&&?%$?&*=]'''''
** "It's SUS, not SAS!"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHKUdMwXFDI&feature=relmfu The Blue Monkeys Want our Sauce]].
-->[[RunningGag "Hey, that's what I'm talking about,]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!"]]
** "[[{{Avatar}} You're like a baby!]] [[ToiletHumor Making doo-doo!]]"
** [[{{Robosexual}} Jack Off Robot]] [[FreezeFrameBonus WTF!!??]]
** "Lemurs! They're not aggressive!" *Jake opens fire anyway* TAKE 2...
** Jake getting lasered by a lemur.
** "I was a Marine. A woow... of the [[{{Cs188}} JOJ]] clan!"
** JAKE SULLY BANGS AYWA
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ishry_UmmQc& Mad Eye Moodie Gets Mad]].
** "Waaw! Waaw! Bzzzzz! Waaw! Waaw! Bzzzzz!" '''''[[SensoryAbuse BBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ]]'''''
[[AC:[=TimAJH=] (Retired)]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa170i2493c A Serious Cultural Moment]]. Everything after 2:37 is golden, but the crowner is this:
-->'''Jon''': Eat each pie and roll and tart and roll and tart and pie and pie and tart and pie ''([[VisualPun the Pi symbol appears]])'' and roll ''(An image of [[VideoGame/MegaManBattleNetwork Roll.EXE]] appears)'' and tart! ''(the word tart appears)''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4tQ950CXHs Robotnik You Are Too Fat To Be President]]
** The ''Series/{{Frasier}}''-style opening.
** I've (long chain of nonsense) at the home.
** Forget about the past, Wes, let's talk about your mama DISGUSTING
** A dozen cans of hair spray, a gross of tooth spray, a little mascara, and for public speaking [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment a little mascara]], and for public paste, a broken tooth (breaks a record in reverse) drocer '''THE VOTERS EXPECT IT'''
** A heart of gold, a tail of gold, a heart that never stops, a toilet of gold, a couple of buckets full of [[OverlyLongGag gold]], and he's gotta love [[StonersAreFunny pot]], and a couple buckets full of toilet so he's gay.
*** Alright I'll try him. Heel! (dog bites his leg, [[HellIsThatNoise loud, grainy noise]] plays)
** I found an old cigar butt, this used coffee [[HehHehYouSaidX butt]], a piece of blown butt, and this old bunch of fish heads.
** Are you nuts? [[BluntYes Yes]].
** Music/DeepPurple.
** You refortrated my decotress?!
** You men in power are so HAAA
** Have you been kissing another woman?! [[BluntYes Oh yes]].
** My opponent tries to tell you I am the best, but if you vote for me [[BrutalHonesty you'll get a scoundrel]].
** Mr. President, let me tell you two words: ice dispenser!
** I HATE THAT duck.
* [[WesternAnimation/MegaMan Dr. Wily]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDx1_HdftGw is a Filthy]] [[DirtyOldMan Old Man]]
** Once Mega Man is out of the Mega way, the whole Mega world will bow Mega down to Mega Mega Mega MEGA
** Destroy Mega Ma-aM ageM
** Nobody destroys me but Mega Man!
** '''GARBAGE COLLECTORS!'''
** Submit to me. If you don't, [[BlackComedyRape I'll fuck you to the ground]], one by one!
** Stupid goody goody goody, stupid shoes, goody two-shoes, goody two stupid, cozy little, cozy goody goody goody, little two cozy stupid shoes raar.
** Time to give Mr. Mayor a little [[HavingAGayOldTime butt sex]].
** You've never seen a cock like what I have in store for youuuuu-uuuuu-uuuuu. *monitor goes off, then on again* Uuuuu-uuuuu.
** Heee buuusteeed mmmyyy blaaasteeerrr!
[[AC:[=TimoteiLSD=]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC2yjm1sU-E Bowser gets nominated for the "Father of the Year" award and travels around the world in 80 days]]
** The Koopa cock will cum *does so* and I love it! *EvilLaugh*
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owAxzedYlMI Hardcore Toothbrush on Dr. Rabbit Action]]
** Hello there! I am Dr. Duck!
** I am Dr. Rabbit, the world's only rabbit cock!
** Good to see you again, my friend. [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark I'm not your friend, guy!]]
** Brush, brush, brush your [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd ASS]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEDaEwdW50s Bowser fails at managing a fast food restaurant]]
** That's not a rat you smell, that's my penis.
** Bowser went bankrupt and died of schizophrenia.
** Dad, look! *Robotnik's ass* Who cares?
** Bully jumping into a hammock and getting launched into space, where he collides with King Boo and explodes.
** Mario grabbing a Starman and it then revealing he's on a drug trip.
** '''[[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER]]'''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdzIqfOEXws Morton's sexy semen circus]]
** At last, my dad has cum!
[[AC:[=TweedProductions=]]]]]
* In "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAsQyW1APto Robotnik's Evil Adventure]]", he invents [[TakeThat the most inescapable prison ever]]: ''[[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft World of Warcraft: Cataclysm]]''. Later on he tells Scratch to put up posters of his "robo-junk" around town and predictably Scratch gets arrested.
* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Egu4u8DLMk Robotnik's Facetious Adventure]]", with Robotnik getting mad over receiving "[[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Jew gold]]", getting interrupted during his presentation by a sheet of crude doodles (done by [=deviantART=] user Ramsely) appearing on his screen, singing in Spanish, deciding to go to the Mushroom Kingdom and changing his mind at the last second, and [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment building an escape-proof synagogue and filling it with]] [[PokeThePoodle pork rinds]].
** [[StupidStatementDanceMix Jew gold! Jew-jew-jew gold! Jew gold! Jew-jew-jew-jew gold!]]
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xqf2J0WyXC0 A little something for Bemani fans.]]
--> "I'm talkin' 'bout that Be-MONEY."
--> "I'm tryin' to say, is that, the Fiddy-Cent game can suck fat hairy dick."
--> "You've got [[{{Beatmania}} Beat-ma-ni-a TWO dee-ecks]], [[VideoGame/DanceDanceRevolution D-D-R]], Pah-pin-mu-sic."
--> "I need to play some [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome Chi-bi-kko I-dol]]."
[[AC:WalrusGuy (Retired)]]
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pkhygu3TeY The FCC Shuts Down Rock TV]]'', particularly the end. [[spoiler:Don't bother turning off annotations.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63_RrDi-lXc Ratatouille Could Have Been Worse]], a {{Ratatoing}} YTP.
--> ''"[[ClusterBleepBomb Fu** shi* sh** ta** **** meals...]]"'''
* Pretty much the entirety of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MQjFJdAa50 The Second Coming of Doctor Rabbit]]. These are just some parts that translate well to the written word:
--> '''Kid:''' What's the matter? Lose your smile at the dentist's chair?\\
'''Dr. Brushwell:''' No! He's just ''going to die.''\\
'''Kid:''' Cool! ''*shits his pants*''\\
'''Kids:''' Blecchhh!\\
'''Dr. Brushwell:''' That's why you should limit the number of times you eat snacks between meals!
**
--> '''Doctor Rabbit:''' ...which reminds me of a story!\\
'''Kid:''' A story? Does it have [[VideoGame/HotelMario LOTSA SPAGHETTI]]?\\
'''Doctor Rabbit:''' Well, no...but it does have nudity.\\
'''Kids:''' Cool!\\
'''Dr. Brushwell:''' Once upon a time[[spoiler:STORY OMITTED FROM TRIAL VERSION. PLEASE REGISTER WITH COLGATE UNLIMITED ACCESS TO UNLOCK ALL FEATURES.]]
* [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji's]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyRykJc4VS4 Crappy Lunch]]. The part at the end where he's pooping out batteries and screams at the top of his lungs ''[[OverlyLongGag for several minutes straight]]'' will have you in stitches.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOzCS2JLDak Arhur's Massive Throbbing Hit]] is a rollercoaster of CrossesTheLineTwice from beginning to end.
--->'''D.W.:''' Dad, why won't Arthur wake up?\\
'''Dad:''' ...I think he's dead, honey.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NZ0CCEd4UI Eureka Tomorrow at 9|8C on SciFi]].
--->'''Simon:''' When the village chief is happy, we're all gonna die.
** Not to mention the end, where Simon ''thinks'' he's just landed on Yoko's breasts...[[spoiler:only for it to turn out to be Morshu.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROZFm-XI04w Dr. Rabbit singing]] [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls song.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2rJiKh5Wx8 An Unimportant Announcement]]. ALL of it, especially the ''VideoGame/HotelMario'' scene. Only after you watch it will you realize that [[spoiler:it was an apparent [[AprilFoolsDay April Fools joke.]]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsRV6mBL84M Ninja Ninja Ninja Koopas, Believe It!]]
** "He's nude!" "Ha ha, and I love it!"
** Prince Hugo's parrot singing [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion "Komm, Susser Todd"]].
** Walrus Guy providing his own, incredibly bored rendition of the line [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames "Squadalah, we are off!"]]
** The ending, where [[spoiler: Luigi accidentally blows up the Earth trying to turn Prince Hugo back to normal.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b5V3EFfPi0 Frustrated Sonic Insults the Kids]]
--> Kids, [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech you're not important! You're not cool! You're dumb! No one likes you! You have a problem learning how to read!]] If that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's too bad!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--1AP3xuB8I Mama Luigi Misinterprets the Koran]]
** "Hola, Dr. Rabbit!" [[MindScrew "I'm not here!"]]
** Dr. Rabbit Rick-rolling one of the kids.
-->'''Michael:''' Hey, what's going on?\\
'''Dr. Rabbit:''' This is Rick Astley!
** "I am not your friend, Alejandro!"
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6tsVb4WbSE Gaston plays "Lefou's Quest IV"]]: Just all the point and Click Gags.
** And its sequel, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlIttRmS0Yc Gaston's Ultimate Mission to Obtain Some Taco Bell]].
** "Yeah! Even marry him!" ''*shows Music/JustinBieber*''
** Gaston throws a torch at some exploding barrels, gets blown into space, and collects [[MythologyGag lard, donuts, and Babar]] before crashing into the Beast's castle.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3cg9cnntVQ Robotnik Picks the Wrong Religion]]: *gasp* "SONIC! Are you telling me [[spoiler:the hedgehog is a Hindu?]] '''WHY?! WHY?! WHYYYY?!'''"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W--XyFBr83Y Mowgli Can't Enjoy His Banana]]:
-->'''King Louie:''' Give me the power of man's red flower so I can be like you!\\
'''Bagheera:''' Fire?!\\
'''Death Star operative:''' Commence primary ignition. ''[begins to fire the Death Star's laser]''\\
'''Bagheera:''' NOT YET!!\\
'''[[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]]:''' Crap. ''[the Death Star explodes]''
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_9IYLUwaGI MDOM Deleted Scene: Bronies]]''.
-->(Kaa with a trollface on his head sees Mowgli, slithers down and [[NoFourthWall reads from 'The Script']], then slithers up to Mowgli)
-->'''[[SmugSnake Kaa]]:''' Sssay, now...[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy what brings your muscle-y arms out this way]]?
* Gentlemen; [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Me-07dUSog Emperor Cosby]]
-->'''Mowgli:''' I'm not afraid...
-->''[[[Franchise/StarWars Yoda]] pops up from nowhere]''
-->'''Yoda:''' You will be... '''You will be...''' ''[[NightmareRetardant [slips and falls out of the tree]]]'' WAGH!!
* Ganon saying the Frosted Flakes slogan "They're Gr-r-reat!" at the end of ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RZGXwt5kq0 The Grand Spankin' New Adventures of He-Man]]''.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1HStmvtkwE Simba and Nala Go To White Castle]]
--> '''Zazu:''' Your parents will be ''killed.''
--> '''Simba:''' What?
--> '''Zazu:''' [[MrBean Magic. *snort snort*]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Me-07dUSog&list=UUs4UjdYsx3QojwKuh_ul6jQ Mowgli Learns Not To Yodel In the Jungle]], the cameo of ChuckNorris right at the start is just the beginning.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgyfBRXKcEY "Mama Luigi Leaves The Stove On"]]...'''''FOR REAL THIS TIME.'''''
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* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0Kb1iy2LR8 It's time to let Elton John beat up dinosaurs]]'':
** I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwsG45Qew1E Granny Jafar learns to live with menopause]]'':
** GRANNY'S GONNA GRAB YA!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8FMQbRcYRI Stu makes a mix-up with the mixes at 4 am]]:
--> '''Stu:''' Here's your AAAAAAHHHH, Angelica.
--> '''Angelica:''' Where's the chocolate pudding?
--> '''Stu:''' Chocolate pudding.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbKB1XccrsE DR. RABBIT, AFRICAN CRIME LORD]]
** Hello there, I am shaggy and worn, especially after [[ExtremeOmnivore eating toothbrushes]]!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwEN8fqcNYU GENIE HAS ALLERGIES]]
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* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yzuc788CMMk Squarebob and the Fountain of Everlasting Love and Success]]'':
** Remember what Mr. Krabs says.... [[spoiler:"PENIS BIG FUCKING ERECT PENIS MOM!"]]
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5FgWz25X10 EPIC YTP - Harry Potter and Ron Zombie in the Greatest YTP Ever Created! pt 1]].
** Harry Potter is renamed Harry [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog PINGAS]], and his scar is replaced with Weegee.
** "They are Mama Luigi, [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Squadalah,]] [[VideoGame/HotelMario Pesky Plumbers, and Bowser!]]"
** [[GagSub I'm not writing]] [[WhoWritesThisCrap this crap. :P]]
** The Sorting ceremony.
-->'''Professor [=McGonagall=]:''' I shall place the Sorting Hat on your head... ''(hat catches fire)'' ...and you will be sorted into your houses. Hermione Granger!
-->'''Hermione:''' O_o
-->'''Professor [=McGonagall=]:''' >_<
-->'''Hermione:''' O_o
-->'''Professor [=McGonagall=]:''' ''(turns into the [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Wicked Witch of the West]])''
-->'''Hermione:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Oh, fuck.]]
** "Oh, and keep an eye on the staircases. They like to '''''[[TourettesGuy RAPE YOU!!!!!]]'''''"
** The scene with the Fat Lady.
-->'''Fat Lady:''' ''(as BillyMays)'' Password?
-->'''Percy:''' [[StupidStatementDanceMix I'll put 'em both in the rinse cycle! I'll put 'em both, I'll put 'em both, I'll put 'em both in the rinse cycle!]]
** "Boys' dormitories upstairs and down to the left, girls' dormitories upstairs and down to the left, and all your belongings have already been stolen." '''''[[LeeroyJenkins LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]'''''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQpgywixkpA EPIC YTP - Harry Potter and Ron Zombie in the Greatest YTP Ever Created! pt. 2]].
----
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoiZscjLuf8 Stu succumbs to Alzhiemer's]]:
** It's the kids!
** Hey pull my finger!
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* '''ALL''' of ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZropTHJnno Pikachu is trying to say something]]'', really, but theses scenes take the cake:
-->'''[[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Pokédex]]:''' An effective AIDS antidote can be made by smoking weed.\\
'''Misty:''' [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames You've got to be kidding.]]\\
'''Pokédex:''' '''''[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog NO!!!]]'''''\\
\\
'''[[Memes/{{Advertising}} George the Volcano]]:''' No!\\
'''Misty:''' [[{{Counterattack}} Yeah!]]\\
'''George:''' No!\\
'''Misty:''' Yeah!\\
'''George:''' No!\\
'''Misty:''' Yeah!\\
'''George:''' No!\\
'''Misty:''' [[OverlyLongGag Yeah!]]\\
'''George:''' No! [[DirtyOldMan I'll do you!]]\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Misty:''' [[SoundEffectBleep Fuck]] you!\\
'''George:''' [[VideoGame/HotelMario No]], fuck ''you!''\\
'''Misty:''' [[TakeThat Go]] [[CountryMatters cunt]] [[TakeThat yourself!]] [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Your parents are dead, and you got no friends!]] ''([[FlippingTheBird flips him off]])''
* ''Misty Has a Seizure'' (original video unavailable):
-->'''Old man:''' First you stole my boat, and then you destroyed my boat, and then you stole my [[VideoGame/HotelMario TOASTERS]], [[RuleOfThree and then you]] smoked my [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames illegal]] toast, and then you destroyed my bucket of chicken, and then you stole my SUPER SUCKING VACUUM TRAP, [[OverlyLongGag and then you]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking fucked my granddaughter.]] You'll pay for this!\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
[[spoiler:'''Misty:''' What the ''([[SoundEffectBleep bleep]])'' are you smoking?]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWf-Z5UJdlc It has a hint of:]]
-->'''Max:''' ''[[ManipulativeEditing SAUWS...!]]'' Sauce-sauce-sauce-sauce--\\
'''May:''' --Barbecue--\\
'''Max:''' '''[[OverlyLongGag --Sauce!]]'''\\
\\
'''Max:''' ''([[EvilLaugh demented laugh]])'' [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-bAH0O-Uf8 May doesn't have any cheese]]:
-->'''[[ButtMonkey May]]:''' You can make fun of my Pokémon all you want, but don't you ''dare'' make fun of my [[WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife CHEESE!]]\\
\\
'''Max [[spoiler:(actually Harley)]]:''' You won't believe what my mom did next.\\
'''May:''' '''[[IronWoobie NO DON'T SAY IT!!]]'''\\
'''Max:''' She thought my sister was [[VideoGame/HotelMario gay]] and actually tried to [[DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnFemale fuck]] her!
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdcUR0oh4MQ Beauty and the Bestiality]]
-->'''Gaston:''' Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man! No one says Gaston to Gaston!
-->'''Lefou:''' Gaston! * ''Gets punched''*
-->'''Gaston:''' I'm especially good at factoring! '''X[[AC:2]] + 5X + 6 = (X + 2)(X + 3)'''
** From the same user, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AolPIFszYM& Crazy Gaston]], specifically Gaston's rockin' guitar solo, and evolving a Kakuna ([[Film/TheWickerMan NOT THE BEES!!!]]).
--> '''Beast''': Show me the girl.
--> '''Gaston''': No one spoons like Gaston!
--> '''Beast''': ''(enraged)'' [[BigWhat WHAT!?!?]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf_zWjSJWJ4 Billy Mays - Green Away]].
-->'''Billy Mays:''' I hate the environment. Don't you?\\
And:\\
'''Billy Mays:''' But I'm not done yet! Billy Mays has the strength to eliminate Germany's military.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xKWtaA1NFM Billy Mays iCant insurance]]
--> '''Billy Mays:''' Making your money my money is something I'm really passionate about!
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* King Harkinian vs. GLaDOS, a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJgnpnI2mdg two]][[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-_PO915ums part]] battle between two [[EnsembleDarkhorse of the most beloved characters]] of the YTP community.
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY7ND0DM4nE Friendship is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Hasbro, Inc.]]
--> '''Twilight Sparkle:''' She's a bitch.
--> '''Crowd:''' A ''what?!''
--> '''Twilight Sparkle:''' A bitch, and she was born a bitch.
--> '''Applejack:''' Born where?! I've never seen a bitch like that in these parts!
** Something HilariousInHindsight that happened with this video is that at one point it really ''was'' no longer available due to a copyright claim by Hasbro Inc.
** Pinkie Pie eating a bird.
** "If you slowed down and looked where you were going, you'd see that you tripped over Barack Obama!"
** "Don't ever let me catch you [[IBangedYourMom doing my mother]] again!"
** This scene:
-->'''Twilight:''' "I don't want anyone thinking [[ADateWithRosiePalms I jack off to]] [[FurryFandom ponies,]] like Trixie!
-->'''Trixie:''' ''Neigh!''
** Twilight [[BlackComedyRape raping]] [[RefugeInAudacity Spike]] ([[UpToEleven twice!]])[[spoiler: [[DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnFemale and Scootaloo]]]].
** VideoGame/DukeNukem pumping Rarity full of lead.
[[AC:[=MasterOfZoroark=]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWxpziYGDRI The Irregular Show: Episode 1]]:
** Muscle Man [[BlackComedyRape raping a food cart]].
** The revelation that Rigby's Rig Juice came out of him.
** The warped version of the ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'' theme playing at the end.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgqGb8fclDA The Irregular Show: Episode 2]]:
** Mordecai and Rigby go into a [=GameStop=] and Mordecai sees the games all have a naked Pops on them. In particular there's ''[[VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld Super Pops World]]'', ''[[VisualNovel/AceAttorney Pops Ace Attorney]]'', ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto'' with shots from the show on the background, and ''[[VideoGame/ChronoTrigger Pops Trigger]]''.
** The cashier being a devoted brony.
** Rigby putting on ''VideoGame/HaloReach'', followed by [[WebAnimation/AwesomeSeries Awesome Reach]] playing on the TV in G major.
* Rigby telling Mordecai to think of something and he ends up conjuring Derpy Hooves.
* When Mordecai, Rigby, and Skips get into the cart [[VideoGame/MarioKart a Lakitu signals them to take off, then they get a Spiny Shell from an item box]] and shoot it at Naked Pops (he's unfazed, of course).
**
--> '''Benson''': I can't even take a shower without you guys screwing--
--> ''(Benson's towel falls off, [[CampGay Rigby tries to lick his exposed junk]])''
--> '''Benson''': Fuck no!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOB1D3bQ29c The Irregular Show: Episode 3]]:
** If you pause at the beginning you can see that rule 114 is "no giving head".
**
--> '''Mordecai''': Rule number 115: No food on the floor.
--> ''(they proceed to knock their snacks off of the table and onto the floor, while Benson quells in horror)''
--> '''Rigby''': Fuck that!
--> '''Mordecai''': Rule number 116: No shit on the floor.
--> '''Rigby''': What?! (electronic voice) That's going way too far!
*** Then Rigby's bout of explosive diarrhea afterward.
** When they question Benson's "no unicorns" rule the scene flashes back a week earlier to Twilight Sparkle kicking a tied-up Benson and taking his gumballs.
** Benson shows them RuleThirtyFour, followed by Rigby stating "I actually kind of like that one".
**
--> '''Benson''': Life without rules is chaos.
--> '''Discord''': [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Blasphemy. You're lucky I don't cast you out or smite you or something]].
**
--> '''Benson''': Now get off your lazy asses and go get me another Grilled Cheese DELUXE!
--> '''Mordecai''': You know what? We're sick of all your shit.
--> '''Benson''': What?
--> '''Rigby''': Yeah.
--> '''Benson''': YOU'RE FIRED!
--> ''(serene music)''
--> '''Benson''': GET OUT!
** Rule 118: Fired employees will be hunted down until Benson gets a Grilled Cheese Deluxe.
** Benson gets mad over his Grilled Cheese Deluxe being charred, so he [[DisproportionateRetribution dismembers Rigby]] [[BlackComedy with a]] [[ChainsawGood chainsaw]]. In the epilogue Rigby gets sewn back together and Benson gets arrested.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QACtmolTNYs Twilight Wreaks Havoc Onto Bronyville]] has several ridiculously hilarious moments to count:
** [[WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball Gumball]] being offended by Robotnik's implied pedophilia, leading to the latter killing the former with a [[Manga/{{Naruto}} Rasengan]].
** This bit:
--> '''Scratch''': I can't believe Dr. Robotnik is Dr. Robotnik!
--> '''Prof. Oak''': Shocking, isn't it?
** Robotnik attempting to kill the Cutie Mark Crusaders them promptly getting [[ExitPursuedByABear chased offscreen by Applejack]].
** Twilight going mad while incarcerated:
--> '''Twilight''': Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that fucking fillies can be so much fun.
--> '''Celestia''': O:
--> '''Pops''': Oh I agree.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYfW1fgy50Y Dan Vursiz Da' Whirld]], a bizarre tale of a revenge plot on a dentist spiraling into madness.
** Chris hitting Dan in the face with a sledgehammer.
** Dr. Rabbit preparing to molest Dan.
** Dan [=KOing=] Chris ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros'' style.
** Chris punching Dan in the face in response to him calling him stupid.
** Dan reavealing a secret entrance then Chris getting crushed by a stone fist.
*** [[Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove WRONG LEVAH!]]
** He's getting away! GET HIM!
** Gaston punching himself off a cliff.
** When I was a lad, I ate four dozen viagras to help my dick get large!
*** Gaston's dick then gave out due to the viagra pills he swallowed.
** IT'S NOT CHILI DOGS, IT'S COCAINE!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckCgj36Ry4o Robotnik Debuts On Eggman X]]
** [[DoubleStandardRapeMaleOnMale I'm penetrating Sonic's ass!]]
** Robotnik is forcing our villagers to commit incest!
** Don't be shy, [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic look 'em in the eye]]!
** Robotnik being confronted by Chris Hansen.
** My clothes are [[GoldMakesEverythingShiny covered with gold paint]]!
*** [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy Being rich really stinks.]]
** I'll write [[FanFic/{{Cupcakes}} my own fanfiction]]!
** Robotnik singing "Like A Boss".
** In the Sonic Says segment, a drunken Scratch envisions Tails as a muscular adonis and [[DoubleStandardRapeMaleOnMale violates him]]. Sonic puts it best: "Stay away from liquor, kids!"
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* Are you fed up with trying to shit in a dark room? Tired of getting up every night just to shit? I looooove shittin', don't you? Well, let me show you how you can shit any time, any place. Hi, Billy Mays here to share with you the most important product I have ever endorsed: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6jpHxQ2QcE THE BIG CITY TOILET!]] THE NEW WIRELESS TOILET THAT LETS YOU SHIT ANYWHERE!
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyJeOCz9lPg Harlequin Tries to Hit On Lupay]], a short poop which teaches viewers how ''not'' to hit on someone you like:
-->'''Lupay:''' ''You're someone who must die!''
-->'''Harlequin:''' Don't say no to me! Let's see your tits.
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* In ''[[http://www.youtube.com/user/MechaWeegee91 Link and the Hyrule Gang]]'' series:
** In Episode 4:
--> '''Gwonam:''' Ganon and his minions are throwing a party at my house!
--> '''Ganon:''' ''(while wearing a party hat)'' GRRRRREAT!
*** Also:
--> '''The King:''' 'Scuse me while I take a shit! (farting noises)
--> '''Gwonam:''' You! What in the holy mother of fuck is wrong with you?! [[BreakingTheFourthWall And can we stop with the zoom?]]
-->''*camera zooms out*''
-->'''The King:''' Uh...next scene!
** In Episode 5, the Gang acts out the original opening cinematic of ''Link: The Faces Of Evil'', only this time Link plays the King's role and vice versa. Zelda reluctantly joins in, acting as Gwonam, but [[HilarityEnsues The King points out that she forgot the carpet,]] [[RantInducingSlight causing her to snap and attack the camera.]]
*** Ganon does poetry. That is all.
*** Gwonam teaching the King how to say Koridai.
** Episode 6 has the King consulting Gwonam in order to find out if he's going to hell.
-->'''Gwonam:''' Are you...''what''?
-->'''The King:''' Am I going to hell?
-->'''Gwonam:''' ''Are you serious?''
-->'''The King:''' I'm cereal.
-->'''Gwonam:''' Now, what made you think about this?
-->'''The King:''' I watched a [=YouTube=] Poop of me dying and going to hell.
*** Gwonam and the King decide to play horse, but not before Gwonam [[BreakingTheFourthWall addresses the viewers]] and the hilarity that ensues after it:
-->'''Gwonam:''' You don't wanna see how we play horse. It's so boring. You won't like it. Trust me. Hurry up, King!
-->'''The King:''' I've gotta get the ball! Coming!
-->'''Gwonam:''' That is no ball! That's Mario Head!
-->'''Mario Head:''' Oh, nice arm you got here! *holds up knife* [[PsychopathicManchild Can I have it?]]
-->'''Annotation:''' Is that a threat?
** The entirety of Episode 8. Especially the ending.
** Episode 10 has these gems:
-->'''The King:''' Link, we're having a [[PoorCommunicationKills cereal]] conversation here.
-->'''Link:''' Great, I'll grab the [=LinkyO's=]!
*** Link talking to himself after he's left to watch the house.
--> "No rules, no fights, no [[TakeThat generic]] [[SelfDeprecation sex jokes]]...just me enjoying a peaceful day."
*** Zelda having to put up with Gwonam and The King's antics.
--> "This is the last time I go anywhere with you dipshits."
[[AC:[=MeiAIDS=] (Retired)]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ksva6eujrs Mrs. Bucket sexually harrases anthropomorphic animals]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRVUkqrFIcY Christmas SURE IS POLITICALLY INCORRECT]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3OvxjJ9iCY Toy Story 3]]
[[AC:[=MidnightMidna=]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5Y9424_0WI King Koopa is Sued for Copyright Infringement]], namely the cameo of the MLP theme tune at the beginning, King Koopa's [[VisualNovel/AceAttorney objection]], Big Mouth claiming Prince Hugo is a rapist, the "miniature poodle" RunningGag, and some other choice sentence mixing.
--> '''King Koopa''': Bully, suck Big Mouth's cock!
--> '''Bully''': Pinkie Pie.
**
--> '''Prince Hugo''': My royal army has just been defeated by [[NWordPrivileges niggas]].
**
--> [[spoiler: [[TheStinger eldoop erutainim A]]]]
[[AC:[=MoBrosStudios=]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg11n6b_Mag Frollo Opens a Catholic School]]. There are simply too many gut-busting quotes in here to list.
---> '''Clopin:''' Frollo gave the child a cruel name, a name that means "half-formed"...MAMA LUIGI!\\
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'''Frollo:''' Let's review your alphabet. A?\\
'''Quasimodo:''' Blasphemy?\\
'''Frollo:''' ({{Beat}}) WRONG! [[DisproportionateRetribution Now all of Paris is burning because you don't know your alphabet!]]\\
'''Quasimodo:''' I'm sorry, sir.\\
'''Frollo:''' YOU, Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU IDIOT! [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech I hate you! This whole city hates you! The world hates you! God hates your face, you motherless piece of shit!]] (evil glare with ScareChord)\\
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'''Mario:''' Oh! Nice fire you've got here. Can I have it?\\
'''Frollo:''' THE DEVIL'S IN MY FIREPLACE!\\
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'''Frollo:''' Beata Maria, ''[[KillItWithFire burn]]'' this idiot!\\
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'''Phoebus:''' I'm Phoebus. It means "sexy man."\\
\\
'''Guard:''' Judge, hey, judge? [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Is this the part where we start kicking?]]\\
\\
'''Frollo:''' Look, captain. [[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld CAVE PEOPLE.]] The CAVE PEOPLE live outside the normal order. Their heathen ways inflame the people's lowest instincts, and they must DIE!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G8POU6NOPA Doofenshmirtz Eats a Kitten]]:
** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Gwonam]] crashing into Phineas and Ferb's rollercoaster.
** The remix of Blue Sky Athletics from VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy.
** [[RunningGag "Trash cans!"]]
** Candace getting attacked by a giant scorpion.
** This take on a scene from "Out of Toon":
--->'''Baljeet:''' I will become Hanuman-Man, a flying blue monkey that can [[GagPenis grow his penis as massive as he desires]], to give the hottest dickings ever!\\
''(stunned silence)''\\
'''Phineas:''' ...Cool story, bro.
** And one from "One Good Scare Oughta Do It":
--->'''Candace:''' These little creeps have destroyed our backyard, leaving this ugly mess in its place! ''(gestures to what is actually Baljeet)''\\
'''Linda:''' ...You are a racist whore, Candace.
** This scene:
--->'''Candace:''' What are you doing here?\\
'''Phineas:''' We're directing a por[[HotelMario no]].\\
'''Candace:''' What?!\\
'''Phineas:''' We're gonna need [[NoodleImplements a blowtorch, some peanut butter, a glass of limeade, and a giant platypus butt.]]\\
'''Candace:''' ''({{beat}})'' [[ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels That's so wrong, in so many ways...]] ''(spazzes out)''
** Phineas getting turned into a bagel by Mitch's security robots.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm0GLFE6VWw Eustace Loses a Political Debate]]:
** Eustace [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext getting punched out by a giant box of Lean Pockets]].
** "You can take your breakfast, and eat it in HELL!"
** The disembodied head from "The House of Discontent" being replaced by the Mario head from ''Mario Teaches Typing 2'': "Begin typing now, or suffer!" And just when it's about to kill Eustace for his impertinence:
-->'''Muriel:''' Please have mercy on us.\\
(''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames King Harkinian]] pops up'')\\
'''Mario:''' '''DON'T SAY IT!'''\\
(''King Harkinian goes away'')
** Earlier in that same scene:
-->'''Mario:''' I am the spirit of VideoGame/HarvestMoon. ''(box art for ''HarvestMoonAWonderfulLife'' appears)''
*** "At least I've got arms and legs! You don't even got a DICK!"
** "Tonight, you will be visited by three spirits." [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic "That's Christmas, you moron!"]]
** King Ramses torturing Eustace and Muriel with Music/RebeccaBlack's "Friday". It literally requires divine intervention to destroy the phonograph.
-->'''Courage:''' Thanks, God!\\
'''[[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail God]]:''' No prob!
** [[TheStinger "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR"]] [[CatapultNightmare "Socks!"]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RinpSqnjsDo Squidward Gets Possessed By A Bad Lemon]]:
-->'''Squidward:''' Put my windows back!
-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Sure, Squidward.
-->([=SpongeBob=] and Patrick put their reef blowers in reverse and shoot the pieces of Squidward's house back at it. The pieces freeze in midair then fly back at them blowing up Bikini Bottom)
-->'''Squidward:''' This is the final straw.
** Mr. Krabs being chased by [[MemeticMutation Nyan Cat]].
** Spongebob being dragged through [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames "Ye Olde Bomb Shoppe,"]] [[SturgeonsLaw "Lo Quality Poops,"]] and finally, [[SeasonalRot Season 6 of]] [[TakeThat his own show.]]
** "Does this look unsure to you?" (silly face) "Yes!"
** Towards the end, [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask the moon]] falls on Mr. Krabs.
** Spongebob performing an exorcism on Squidward. "The power of Christ compels you!" And immediately after...
--> '''Squidward:''' [[UngratefulBastard Where's my lemonade?!]]\\
''(Spongebob shoves him along a conveyor belt and into a set of steel jaws)''
** Spongebob stating that a grill is not a stove, followed by [[Series/EverybodyHatesChris Chris Rock]] claiming it is. Spongebob responds by throwing him out the window, which is made funnier if you've seen the ''Everybody Hates Chris'' episode where Chris' dad does this to him in an ImagineSpot.
** [[WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack "I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!"]]
** "Folks, it seems we have a minor orgy going on in the kitchen."
* His [=YouTube=] Poop [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1v6gLMAKek tutorial]] is worth watching.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-k6w-ckyms Candace Opens an Interdimensional Portal]]
--> '''Isabella:''' Another strike!
--> '''Phineas:''' That makes four in a row! Up yours, Buford!
** "You could have killed me!" "Me, too!" "You could have killed millions!" "''Me, too!''" "Millions, [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 dead]]!" '''"Me, too!"''' "[[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy EXTREME CLOSE UPPPPPP!!!!]]"
** "Come visit delightful Danville! We have ass, milk, and smiles! Come to Danville, [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames or else!]]"
** "So, what do you think of our shelter?" ''[[WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends "I LIKE CEREAL!!"]]''
** Isabella's video of [[SpongebobSquarepants Squidward]] [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs having a bad drug trip]].
-->'''Candace:''' What the [[SoundEffectBleep f***]] was that?\\
'''Isabella:''' The magic of digital editing.
** Candace's reaction to Buford and Baljeet randomly showing up.
-->'''Candace:''' Buford! [[CallBack Ugly Mess!]] What do you two want?\\
'''Baljeet:''' I want to be laid!\\
'''Buford:''' [[NerdsAreVirgins That's not gonna happen]].
** "Bootis!"
** "Our top story tonight: memes are attacking around the world!"
** "Eddy, it's the apocalypse!" [[OhNoNotAgain "What, again?"]]
-->'''Edd:''' Don't look now...
-->'''Mario:'''Hello! Remember Me?
** The fight between RED Team and [[spoiler:Ciardha]] has some amusing moments, like Scout running around in a Ducky Momo costume, and RED Spy saving Isabella from being [[VisualPun "photo-bombed"]] by BLU Spy.
-->'''RED Spy:''' Go to hell, and take your cheap jokes with you!
* [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Meet the]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEXPwuR6_kw Mario Head.]] Three minutes of pure genius.
[[AC:[=MountainDewMaNN=]]]
* All of [[http://www.youtube.com/user/MountainDewMaNN MountainDewMaNN's]] videos can be considered this if you can withstand the massive amounts of SensoryAbuse. The unexpected Music/{{Megadeth}} segment in his [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jjoOgY_ArE Dr. Rabbit video]] always leaves this troper in stitches.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2LufgJCciQ GRANDMA LUIGIS TALES FROM THE BAD MEDICINE RAFT]]
** Luigi's Weed Face © 2011
** [[RunningGag Tell Yoshi bedtime story now!]]
** [[ManipulativeEditing I'm not gonna tell you a bedtime story, Yoshi]].
*** [[SarcasmMode GUD SENTINSE MICKSING 9/10]]
** [[StupidStatementDanceMix The place was deserted! The place was deserted! The place was--the place was--the place was deserted! The place was deserted! The place was deserted! The place was--the place was--the place was deserted!]]
** Mario was attacked by a FOOTBALL!
** [[Music/DaftPunk It's amazing what you'll find face to face]] '''''[[JumpScare WITH A FIRE SUMO!]]'''''
** I fell for [[Music/MichaelJackson 40,000 years]].
** [[ManipulativeEditing It's a stove, Luigi. You didn't bake it]].
** The placement of the ''WesternAnimation/GeorgeOfTheJungle'' theme.
** We'll call it Cake. It's a day when moms get lots of kids.
** You're dealing with a licensed [[ManipulativeEditing MEATBAAAAAAAAAAAAA]]'''''[[ManipulativeEditing AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL!]]'''''
** So, anyway- [[JumpScare RRRAAAGGHH!]] '''''[[MemeticMutation DDDDDEEEEUUUUUUUAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!]]'''''
** And those cave kids gonna whimper when they find I've MASHED all their toys into POTATOES
** And so, we died.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdfuRIBL8to THE ROBOTNIK CENTIPEDE]]
** I want that hedge!
** I'm engulfed in a Soundcloud!
** Money back guarantee eetnaraug kcab yenoM
** Oversized calculator! You already said that. What? I don't remember saying that!
** Download my soup.
** [[Series/ItsAboutTime It's about time, it's about space, about strange people in the strangest place]]
** Turn off that like! (like button crumbles) That's better.
** Pay the price, pay the price, pay the prirp eht yaP
** [[FreezeFrameBonus ohai 2007]]
[[AC:[=MrJLBrown=]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toDtgbJcC-w Ripto's Roid Rage]], particularly the end where [[spoiler:Rainbow Dash tries to get Ripto to yell louder, leading to him taking a long inhale then exploding with the force of a hydrogen bomb.]]
** Try to listen to Ripto saying "I'll deal drugs to Avalar" with a straight face.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw5AVYGEJLM Equestrian Holida--SCOOTALOO IS BEST LITTLE HOAERSEDC]], notably one of the few pre-G4 ''Franchise/MyLittlePony'' poops.
[[AC:[=MrRoboto113=]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Luc9xt351l8 I.M. Meen Vs. Mr. Roboto]]. It's even better with the second alternate title: "Mr. Roboto gets into a legitimate argument with a fictional game villain." Either way, though, it is hilarious. [[Tropers/AMereServantOfGod This troper]] lost it somewhere around the 2:51 part, and is genuinely surprised he made it all the way there.
[[AC:[=MrTennek=]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz_K1Gjrx8c The Posh Mothershuckling Dangle Dongler Hour]]:
-->'''Mario:''' [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness How very charitable of her majesty to summon us to a social gathering of prepared foods and open-handed cordiality, regardless of the immense difference in our societal statuses!]]
-->'''Luigi:''' I aspire that her royal highness prepared a plentiful amount of authentic Italian noodles smothered in tomato paste and garnished with onions and balls of concentrated hamburger meat!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xTW5bFRS3k Doctor Robotnik's Breakfast Fiasco]]
[[AC:[=MultiTrip7=]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Juz_4X24Ihs Stu erects a dispenser at 4 in the morning]].
--> '''The Spy:''' "Engineer, what are you doing?" \\
'''The Engineer:''' "Erectin' a dispenser!" \\
'''The Spy:''' "It's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on earth are you placin' a dispenser here?"
[[AC:nirorinify]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlLDDknCMfc My Little Sauce: Friendship is Nope]], subtitled for extra lulz.
** Maybe the ponies in Ponyville have PORN
** Good a~~~~~~. My name is [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess Twilight Princess]].
** *clears throat* [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog PINGAS]]. And you're in charge of the SUS?
** At 5:12 there is some extremely small text at the bottom of the screen. [[SchmuckBait It's probably not a good idea to be able to read it.]]
** Aren't you gonna stay for brunch?... ... ...[[VideoGame/HotelMario NO]]
[[AC:The_None]]
* Apparently [[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheNoooo The_None's]] concept of [=YouTube=] Poop is along the lines of "[[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs acid trip on acid]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment with a side of acid]]". But that doesn't make his poops any less funny.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oenbAYNjsk IS THIS THE END OF OUR HEROES? "You bet your ass!"]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgb4gNbG8TA Critic critic critic critic]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy9Rue1yMTg Full of]] Country goodness and green '''HORSE DICK.'''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4bcGk_jkeM I'M DYIN IN THIS COUNTRY ASS]]
[[AC:Orpheusftw]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lPDefYHE-Q Hank Hill needs a Winch Block]], along with the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFddVuYzB4k redone version]].
[[AC:phookka]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIhLn4dsD4s& Harry Potter clogs a public toilet]].
** "Master has given Dobby a COCK! Dobby is GAY!"
*** "[[FoeYay You shall not]] [[ThisTropeIsBleep *BEEP*]] [[FoeYay Harry Potter!]]"
** [[LeaveItToBeaver "Leave it to Weasley"]]
** This exchange:
-->'''Harry:''' What's that you've got, Hagrid?
-->'''Hagrid:''' It's Professor Sprout repellant. Then we'll get those people down at the hospital. [[ImAHumanitarian We'll be able to chop 'em up and stew 'em.]]
** yep that's right...[[ToiletHumor Harry just shat a brick...it's the smell that drove the basilisk away]]
[AC:Pikawil64]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zaybWlXVdI This one]] (''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'' spoilers). BlackComedy at its finest, particularly Kyubey as GIR. ''"She's gettin' [[spoiler:eaten by a shark!]]'' Also, the ending:
--->'''[[spoiler:Mami:]]''' AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!\\
'''Charlotte as Heavy Weapons Guy''': THAT WAS DELICIOUS!\\
'''Madoka and Sayaka:''' *gasp*
[[AC:pilli10]]
* From [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7sJCxZN0SU "Robotnik sees what he has become"]]: "Scratch! Get your dick out of my toaster!"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-oqZEi0hWk Robotnik vs. Guptil89]], the former disagreeing with the latter's questionable tastes in women. And men.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz0qynavWhE TOOTHPASTE WHAT'S THAT SORRY I'M BRITISH!]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM3-DO15A-c Eggs of questionable sell by date & potentially expired ham ]]
** [[Music/LinkinPark CRAAAAAWLING IIIIIN MY SKIIIIIN]]
** [[AtomicFBomb Sam you fucking dumbass, go fuck a goat]]!
** I do so like [[ButYouScrewOneGoat fucking goats in the ass]].
[[AC:[=PoePoeFilms=]]]
* Both the [[WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}} Stu]] [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Pierces the Heavens]] [[MemeticMutation at Four in the Morning]] videos. ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV2vfWUFtJ8 "That is the path that leads to extinction! Why can't you see the pathetic limitation of the Spiral race?!" "Because I've lost control of my life."]]'' ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90WznJlh3Ew "GIGA...BITCH...BREAKER!"]]''
[[AC:[=QuibbyJibby=]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTU3ioAAC8o Link's Sexual Frustation]]:
--> Link:I'm going to fuck Glutko!
--> Gwonam: Glutko is evil.
--> L: Huh?
--> G: Glutko is Ganon's minion.
--> L: Huh?
--> G: Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai.
--> L: Huh?
--> G: Ganon and his minions are evil.
--> L: [[TooDumbToLive I'm going to fuck Glutko anyway]].
--> [[spoiler: G: ...[[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Rick Astley]]. *cue RickRoll*]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSuJ-3dBXGA King Harkinian is Attacked by an Army of Angry Black Men]]. Notable for using two pieces of AwesomeMusic.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GZjrwFsNiU Link forgets how his arms work]]
--> Zelda: Father! Stop! Don't hurt him!
--> King Harkinian: Fuck you! -slap-
* The beginning of the video "King Harkinian Uses All His Wit and Cunning to Escape From Ganon".
-->'''Gwonam:''' "Here I come! Your majesty, Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon!
-->''Shot of Impa''
-->'''Gwonam:''' "Impa! You are a slut!"
-->'''Impa:''' "You smell like shit!"
-->'''Gwonam:''' "Enough! Where is your majesty?!"
-->'''Impa:''' "Ganon captured the king!"
-->'''Gwonam:''' "Ganon is a prick!"
* "King Harkinian Breaks the Mold":
-->'''Link:''' "Gee, it sure is boring around here!"
-->'''King Harkinian:''' "Link, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!"
-->'''Link:''' "What the fuck did you just say?!"
-->'''King Harkinian:''' "I said "Link, this peace is what all true warriors!""
-->'''Link:''' "Say "Mah boi!" you fucking king!"
-->'''King Harkinian:''' "Go away, I won't say it!"
-->'''Gwonam:''' "Your majesty, it is time to eat dinner!"
-->'''King Harkinian:''' "I don't want dinner!"
-->''Gwonam shows a poker face''
-->'''Zelda:''' "You're not my father!"
-->'''King Harkinian:''' "Oh!"
-->''One month later''
-->'''Zelda:''' "Link, we're going to Gamelon!"
-->'''Link:''' "Great!"
-->'''King Harkinian:''' "Can I go to Gamelon, too?!"
-->'''Gwonam:''' "Fuck off, your majesty! You're unwelcome!"
-->'''King Harkinian:''' "Hmm... shit!"
[[AC:randyslicker]]
* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89ojb78ikeA The Mental Health System Fails Again]]." THE BIRDS are EVIL. THE BIRDS! EVIL, EVIL THE BIRDS! EVIL, EVIL!
[[AC:[=RasrapSmurf=]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJbXhdZOMaQ The Magical Land of Equestria]], which combines WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants, MLP, and some impressive sentence mixing to weave a mock-epic tale involving [[ComedicSociopathy Spike's funeral and anticlimactic death]], [[MadeOfExplodium exploding pies]], and Series/{{Doctor Who}}oves. Then there's this take on the roll call from the end of "The Elements of Harmony":
-->"Rainbow Dash, who [[OldShame always dresses]] [[MythologyGag in style]], represents the spirit of..."\\
"Rarity, who [[ImAHumanitarian turned the sorrowful serpent into a cupcake]], represents the spirit of..."\\
"Pinkie Pie, [[MythologyGag who's a silly pony]], represents the spirit of..."\\
"Applejack, who [[MundaneMadeAwesome tamed the cows]], represents the spirit of..."\\
"[[BrickJoke Fluttershy]], who [[StuffBlowingUp exploded, and then... and then exploded again!]]"
[[AC:[=RevSecond=]]]
''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pln341tEumg Super Mario Assity 2]]'':
--> '''King Koopa''': I want my feet licked!
--> {two of his minions start licking his feet, then "Bought to you by DeviantArt" appears at the bottom of the screen}
[[AC:[=SayYesToGiygas=]]]
* His take [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K3wwx5jtG8 on TorNis's blooper reel below]]
--> '''I.M. Meen:''' Oh look, what gay fuckers!
--> '''I.M. Meen:''' How I hate those [[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers Power Rangers]]! (Power Rangers appear, Meen yells)
--> '''I.M. Meen:''' How I hate those...those...shit!
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IccLonzpSL8 The sequel]]:
--> '''I.M. Meen:''' Oh look, [[VideoGame/{{Earthbound}} Giygas!]]
--> '''I.M. Meen:''' How I hate twilight! (screen is covered in a different [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess twilight]] than [[Literature/{{Twilight}} you would]] [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic normally expect]]) What the fuck?!
[[AC:seano12]]
* I have plan for you: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR5D5K97LSU More pain]]. '''HERE I COOOOME!!''' KISS ME!
** '''SO...MUCH...BLOOD!'''
[[AC:sketchek]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpc1d__Sfy0 How I Met Your Medic]]. The part with the [[spoiler: Pain Mode on the medigun, with which the medic starts teamkilling his own teammates.]]
** Also the part where the spy is overly excited at his promised MercyKill.
--> '''Spy:''' Yippee!
[[AC:[=SomePkmnLovingDude=]]]
* This parody of NonInteractivity in ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MhTpLlaYIE Mario's Crazy Pipe Ride]]'':
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/LittleEinsteins Leo]]:''' This is my photo album, where I keep all my pictures, even my baby pictures. Do you wanna see my baby pictures?\\
--> '''Mario:''' No.
'''Leo:''' You will?
'''Mario:''' No.
'''Leo:''' Great!
'''[[WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends Wilt]]:''' [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO, NO, NO! NO, NO! NOOOOOO!]]
'''Bloo:''' Sheesh, calm down.
'''Wilt:''' NOOOOOO!
[[AC:[=SooshieBoy=]]]
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXmReMt0IlE HANK HILL GOES TO AN ANIME CONVENTION]]'':
** I love 2 things, building doll house furniture and being constipated.
[[AC:[=SporeDotCam=]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbgTXE2I3LM MARIO'S HEAD FAILS YOUTUBE POOP CLASS AT DOGGY 24-HOUR SCHOOL]]
** Here's my impression of TV: (turns into TV static)
[[AC:Spiritanium]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W93BsoJDKk Hotel Mario Bloopers 2]]. The best part is the credits, which take up half the running time and are well worth it to read.
---> This quite impressive video was originally posted on Spiritanium's Youtube channel. If you're watching this and you don't see "Spiritanium" on the page you're on right now, something's up. Alert me so I can sue the thief or thieves, therefore getting them placed in a dirty jail cell where they will thereafter be raped by an aged man named Jessica. Yup, any idiot that would repost this video anywhere has either not even watched the credits or is just an idiot with no friends and a mother who doesn't love him/her. But most likely "him". I just don't imagine a female stealing a video filled with blood and explosions. It violates the laws of physics.
[[AC:Squirrelous (Suspended/Retired)]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwxQSUtNXKM Tails Rapes His Airplane]]"
--> '''Scratch''': Only thirteen more seconds and Dr. Robotnik's gonna be here and tell us how we can [[spoiler:[[UnusualEuphemism Nesquik]]]] ya!
--> '''Grounder''': Yeah, huh huh! I bet we get to [[spoiler:[[KaiketsuZorori Zorori]]]] you in the [[spoiler:[[ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} OH SHIT]]]]!
[[AC:Stegblob]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23pXoyKBHd4 Robotnik Has a Viagra Overdose.]] [[UrExample The first poop to use Pingas]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL5nBkQbuwI Robotnik and His Penis Invite Everyone Over For Tea]]:
** Come to the snack bar, Run to the snack bar
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vlG0iaJQAk Robotnik wonders how many lights are on his Christmas Tree]]
[[AC:[=SwishFilmsinc=]]]
* '''ALL''' of ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZL6YHLwn9M The King's Secret]]'', once said to be the ''There Will Be Blood'' of [=YouTube=] Poops. (Don't quote it here please, let everyone enjoy the NSFW hilarity for themselves.)
** Pretty much every poop by [=SwishFilmsinc=] is one long CMOF. This comment on the ''The King's Secret'' says it all.
---> '''WalrusGuy:''' You're the best. That's all there is to it.
*** When you get such a comment ''from none other than [=WalrusGuy=] himself'', you know it must be true.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmIAM-hnEjQ The King's Unreasonable Demands]]
[[AC:[=TerrorKommix=]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYZPwZW_8TM FLAHRARARALRH]].
--> '''The King''': EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
--> '''Duke Onkled''': OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
--> '''Link''': EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
--> '''The King''': EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE take him away.
--> '''Fari''': Yes, my liege. ...
--> '''The King:''' ...
--> '''Fari''': ... [[spoiler: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]]
[[AC:tkwtube01]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vucq-j6CcXA Mama Luigi Inflates Beyond His Capacity And Leaves You Clueless]]. Every last bit.
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6aSuTWXEBs Rick Astley Doesn't Love You Anymore]]. The whole thing.
* [[ClassicDisneyShorts Tomorrow]] [[{{Goofy}} We]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpio2xUzVQg Die]]
-->'''Goofy:''' You are racist, evil and...''FAT AS A FAG?!?!?''
** The Dr. Rabbit joke
-->'''Dr. Rabbit''' [[EvilLaugh Ha ha ha.]] You are now a gay rabbit. All rabbits are queers. Oh...wait! [[HypocriticalHumor I'm a rabbit.]] [[OhCrap Crap.]]
* The ''TooSmartForStrangers'' poops. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMk6GYjcq3I All]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7H6oiETKBQ fucking]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6v_WsgW3VI five]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQAOOP1qJXY of]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6D3OxRlGp8 them]]!
[[AC:[=TorNis7=]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC5iAG9-I1g I.M. Meen Reviews The Dark Knight Strikes Again]].
--->'''I.M. Meen:''' This book was made by FrankMiller, but [[TakeThat it isn't good!]] [[CausticCritic It's horrible! It sucks monkey balls! It's the most confusing book I've ever read! The story makes no sense!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNhZXXKq2dw&u I. M. Meen outtakes]]
--> '''I. M. Meen:''' How I hate- [=*slips and falls*=]
--> '''I. M. Meen:''' How I hate those- [=*detonated by sticky bombs*=]
--> '''I. M. Meen:''' How I h- [=*cracking sound, being unable to get up*=]
--> '''I. M. Meen:''' How I hate those Heavy Heavies!-
--> '''Heavy:''' What was that, I. M. Meen? [=*cuts to Gnorris while Heavy fires his minigun at Meen*=]
--> '''I. M. Meen:''' How I- [=*pauses*=] Fuck this!
** And earlier...
--> '''I. M. Meen:''' ... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!?
** And even later...
--> '''I. M. Meen:''' I got a little crack that'll really make me high.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR2XSSmSdHA I.M. Vampire]]. ''All of it'', but especially the GroinAttack and this part:
---> '''I.M. Meen:''' Ass! Ass!
---> '''Gnorris:''' What?
---> '''[[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd AVGN]]:''' '''''AAASSSSSS!'''''
[[AC:thechairman45 (Hiatus)]]
* Really, his entire channel is a waterfall of comedic gold, though his most famous poop is [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdRy3TulziY Robotnik Dances on the Sidewalk]].
** It's time to [[BlackComedyRape touch Grounder]]!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpAnLq8e9s0 Never again will you interfere with my PROMOTION!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd8XahCrbXc Coconuts, I want you to bone me!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn5FO0gLgZY Yes, I think I'll have sex with a fish.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epkMnRq5Ie4 This is not incest.]]
** Sonic will never be able to penetrate my ass!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TkS7faFnMs Something has invaded my cock!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyryxXeHOCE I'm Dr. Robotnik, I touch cunt!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CPq2ue3RAs Fuck you Weasley, I'll rape your ass!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWCHDekUIr0 It's not safe to cum in Robotnik's ass, you could get AIDS.]]
** METAL FAGGOTS!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2gzpAPUZRA I want you to fuck Sonic and cut his dick down to size!]]
** [[SpoofAesop You could get hurt playing Russian roulette. Take your time and ask a teacher for help.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox1W6JlpQqQ Sonic the Hedgehog is not delicious.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_V5MRXYHeo That door is stupid!]]
** It's your job to read. [[spoiler:[[FreezeFrameBonus Okay, really? Did you actually go through this part about 6 thousand times to find this hidden message? Just because Sonic told you to? Honestly, that's kinda sad. Just think of all the different ways you could've spent that time. You could have gone to the park, spent some time with your family, read a book, or, hell, even a Wikipedia page! But no. You thought it would be a good idea to spend a ridiculous amount of time finding what subliminal text says in some video made by a guy with way too much time on his hands. I hope you're proud of yourself.]]]] If you have a problem reading that, [[TakeThatAudience you suck at life]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEzIANc2MJo Deliver my baby!]]
** GOTT IST TOTT!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2oL7c6C66M Why am I my rocket ship?!]] (The fact that the first few seconds are him reciting [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare Shakespeare]] alone makes it worth watching)
** "Fried eggs." "Phew! For a minute there, I thought you were going to say [[WesternAnimation/RegularShow MY MOM!]]"
** "I'm Grounder's mama!" "I don't care!"
** "[[GeniusBonus This is not a pipe!]]"
** [[spoiler: "[[TheStinger Sentence mixing with Robotnik is so fucking EASY!]] [[TakeThatAudience Why are you people so impressed by it?!]]" "[[RunningGag Beetle beetle beetle...]]"]]
[[AC:[=TheRumChum=]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLtyJEXbTUw Shrek Wants His Swaws Back]].
** "I live in a sign! I put up swamps! Im A [=TiT=]!" O_o
** "People of Dulock! I suck your cock!"
** "Maybe I could have fluids! An entire head put the villagers on a plate, got their spleen cut open with a knife and drink their ogre! Does that sound good to you?" '''DRZZZ''ZZZZZZZZZZ''ZZZZZZZZ''ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ'''''
*** "Uh... [[ShapedLikeItself Ogres are like ogres!]]" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whooooooooooa! Lil! Lil! Lil! Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil!"
** "It's time for you to meet today's eligible [=BITCHelorettes=]!"
*** "Bachelorette #2 is a cape-wearing girl from the land of FUCK ASS! Although she lives with seven other men, she's notty! Just kiss [[{{Hermaphrodite}} her DICK]]! She is [[ILoveTheDead DEAD]]!"
** "Shine your shoes, wipe your...ASS!"
** [[ClusterFBomb "You FUCK ASS!" "I'm a FAGGOT!" "You DICK!" "My ASS! "Your ASS?!"]]
** "Two things, OK? Shit! Shit!"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH589JyA_pE Harry Potter And The Sauce Curse]].
** "Yer a wiziziw a reY." "I'm a... what?" "A wiwiw!" "I'm... just... [[PrecisionFStrike BULL COCK!]]"
** "They are Gryffin'''''[[JumpScare DOR]]''''', Hufflepufflehuff, Ravencock, and Slils."
*** "Any rule breaking, and you will EARN points." '''''DZ''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''''''Z''''' '''Z''''''''Z'''''
** "Anything off the trolley, dears?" "No thanks." '''''[[HellIsThatNoise DZZZZZZZZZ]]''''' "[[ClusterFBomb Ass ass ass ass!]]"
** [[RunningGag Harry]] [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbating.]]
** Ron's comments on Every Flavor Beans.
--> '''Ron:''' There's Cock And [=PeNis=], and there's also... spinips, lil, and trirt. George swears he got a bo-o-o-o-'''''[[HellIsThatNoise DZZZZZZZZZZZZZ]]'''''-flavored one once.
** "Give it here, Malfoy, or I'll knock you off your COCK!"
** "Each team has 3 players: 7 chasers, 1 beaters, 2 keeper, 7 [[HehHehYouSaidX balls]]."
** [[FreezeFrameBonus You Must Have 7 Balls To Play Quiditch]]
** The mountain troll is WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}.
** Harry and Snape's loud battle, the mother of all [[SensoryAbuse ear rapes]]:
*** '''''[=DDIUD84545-_))__P_:````EEPOIOJUH*DIS9DW0E0R-=-R45--==++_))(*&&?%$?&*=]'''''
** "It's SUS, not SAS!"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHKUdMwXFDI&feature=relmfu The Blue Monkeys Want our Sauce]].
-->[[RunningGag "Hey, that's what I'm talking about,]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!"]]
** "[[{{Avatar}} You're like a baby!]] [[ToiletHumor Making doo-doo!]]"
** [[{{Robosexual}} Jack Off Robot]] [[FreezeFrameBonus WTF!!??]]
** "Lemurs! They're not aggressive!" *Jake opens fire anyway* TAKE 2...
** Jake getting lasered by a lemur.
** "I was a Marine. A woow... of the [[{{Cs188}} JOJ]] clan!"
** JAKE SULLY BANGS AYWA
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ishry_UmmQc& Mad Eye Moodie Gets Mad]].
** "Waaw! Waaw! Bzzzzz! Waaw! Waaw! Bzzzzz!" '''''[[SensoryAbuse BBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ]]'''''
[[AC:[=TimAJH=] (Retired)]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa170i2493c A Serious Cultural Moment]]. Everything after 2:37 is golden, but the crowner is this:
-->'''Jon''': Eat each pie and roll and tart and roll and tart and pie and pie and tart and pie ''([[VisualPun the Pi symbol appears]])'' and roll ''(An image of [[VideoGame/MegaManBattleNetwork Roll.EXE]] appears)'' and tart! ''(the word tart appears)''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4tQ950CXHs Robotnik You Are Too Fat To Be President]]
** The ''Series/{{Frasier}}''-style opening.
** I've (long chain of nonsense) at the home.
** Forget about the past, Wes, let's talk about your mama DISGUSTING
** A dozen cans of hair spray, a gross of tooth spray, a little mascara, and for public speaking [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment a little mascara]], and for public paste, a broken tooth (breaks a record in reverse) drocer '''THE VOTERS EXPECT IT'''
** A heart of gold, a tail of gold, a heart that never stops, a toilet of gold, a couple of buckets full of [[OverlyLongGag gold]], and he's gotta love [[StonersAreFunny pot]], and a couple buckets full of toilet so he's gay.
*** Alright I'll try him. Heel! (dog bites his leg, [[HellIsThatNoise loud, grainy noise]] plays)
** I found an old cigar butt, this used coffee [[HehHehYouSaidX butt]], a piece of blown butt, and this old bunch of fish heads.
** Are you nuts? [[BluntYes Yes]].
** Music/DeepPurple.
** You refortrated my decotress?!
** You men in power are so HAAA
** Have you been kissing another woman?! [[BluntYes Oh yes]].
** My opponent tries to tell you I am the best, but if you vote for me [[BrutalHonesty you'll get a scoundrel]].
** Mr. President, let me tell you two words: ice dispenser!
** I HATE THAT duck.
* [[WesternAnimation/MegaMan Dr. Wily]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDx1_HdftGw is a Filthy]] [[DirtyOldMan Old Man]]
** Once Mega Man is out of the Mega way, the whole Mega world will bow Mega down to Mega Mega Mega MEGA
** Destroy Mega Ma-aM ageM
** Nobody destroys me but Mega Man!
** '''GARBAGE COLLECTORS!'''
** Submit to me. If you don't, [[BlackComedyRape I'll fuck you to the ground]], one by one!
** Stupid goody goody goody, stupid shoes, goody two-shoes, goody two stupid, cozy little, cozy goody goody goody, little two cozy stupid shoes raar.
** Time to give Mr. Mayor a little [[HavingAGayOldTime butt sex]].
** You've never seen a cock like what I have in store for youuuuu-uuuuu-uuuuu. *monitor goes off, then on again* Uuuuu-uuuuu.
** Heee buuusteeed mmmyyy blaaasteeerrr!
[[AC:[=TimoteiLSD=]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC2yjm1sU-E Bowser gets nominated for the "Father of the Year" award and travels around the world in 80 days]]
** The Koopa cock will cum *does so* and I love it! *EvilLaugh*
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owAxzedYlMI Hardcore Toothbrush on Dr. Rabbit Action]]
** Hello there! I am Dr. Duck!
** I am Dr. Rabbit, the world's only rabbit cock!
** Good to see you again, my friend. [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark I'm not your friend, guy!]]
** Brush, brush, brush your [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd ASS]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEDaEwdW50s Bowser fails at managing a fast food restaurant]]
** That's not a rat you smell, that's my penis.
** Bowser went bankrupt and died of schizophrenia.
** Dad, look! *Robotnik's ass* Who cares?
** Bully jumping into a hammock and getting launched into space, where he collides with King Boo and explodes.
** Mario grabbing a Starman and it then revealing he's on a drug trip.
** '''[[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER]]'''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdzIqfOEXws Morton's sexy semen circus]]
** At last, my dad has cum!
[[AC:[=TweedProductions=]]]]]
* In "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAsQyW1APto Robotnik's Evil Adventure]]", he invents [[TakeThat the most inescapable prison ever]]: ''[[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft World of Warcraft: Cataclysm]]''. Later on he tells Scratch to put up posters of his "robo-junk" around town and predictably Scratch gets arrested.
* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Egu4u8DLMk Robotnik's Facetious Adventure]]", with Robotnik getting mad over receiving "[[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Jew gold]]", getting interrupted during his presentation by a sheet of crude doodles (done by [=deviantART=] user Ramsely) appearing on his screen, singing in Spanish, deciding to go to the Mushroom Kingdom and changing his mind at the last second, and [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment building an escape-proof synagogue and filling it with]] [[PokeThePoodle pork rinds]].
** [[StupidStatementDanceMix Jew gold! Jew-jew-jew gold! Jew gold! Jew-jew-jew-jew gold!]]
[[AC:vicviper592]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xqf2J0WyXC0 A little something for Bemani fans.]]
--> "I'm talkin' 'bout that Be-MONEY."
--> "I'm tryin' to say, is that, the Fiddy-Cent game can suck fat hairy dick."
--> "You've got [[{{Beatmania}} Beat-ma-ni-a TWO dee-ecks]], [[VideoGame/DanceDanceRevolution D-D-R]], Pah-pin-mu-sic."
--> "I need to play some [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome Chi-bi-kko I-dol]]."
[[AC:WalrusGuy (Retired)]]
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pkhygu3TeY The FCC Shuts Down Rock TV]]'', particularly the end. [[spoiler:Don't bother turning off annotations.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63_RrDi-lXc Ratatouille Could Have Been Worse]], a {{Ratatoing}} YTP.
--> ''"[[ClusterBleepBomb Fu** shi* sh** ta** **** meals...]]"'''
* Pretty much the entirety of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MQjFJdAa50 The Second Coming of Doctor Rabbit]]. These are just some parts that translate well to the written word:
--> '''Kid:''' What's the matter? Lose your smile at the dentist's chair?\\
'''Dr. Brushwell:''' No! He's just ''going to die.''\\
'''Kid:''' Cool! ''*shits his pants*''\\
'''Kids:''' Blecchhh!\\
'''Dr. Brushwell:''' That's why you should limit the number of times you eat snacks between meals!
**
--> '''Doctor Rabbit:''' ...which reminds me of a story!\\
'''Kid:''' A story? Does it have [[VideoGame/HotelMario LOTSA SPAGHETTI]]?\\
'''Doctor Rabbit:''' Well, no...but it does have nudity.\\
'''Kids:''' Cool!\\
'''Dr. Brushwell:''' Once upon a time[[spoiler:STORY OMITTED FROM TRIAL VERSION. PLEASE REGISTER WITH COLGATE UNLIMITED ACCESS TO UNLOCK ALL FEATURES.]]
* [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji's]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyRykJc4VS4 Crappy Lunch]]. The part at the end where he's pooping out batteries and screams at the top of his lungs ''[[OverlyLongGag for several minutes straight]]'' will have you in stitches.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOzCS2JLDak Arhur's Massive Throbbing Hit]] is a rollercoaster of CrossesTheLineTwice from beginning to end.
--->'''D.W.:''' Dad, why won't Arthur wake up?\\
'''Dad:''' ...I think he's dead, honey.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NZ0CCEd4UI Eureka Tomorrow at 9|8C on SciFi]].
--->'''Simon:''' When the village chief is happy, we're all gonna die.
** Not to mention the end, where Simon ''thinks'' he's just landed on Yoko's breasts...[[spoiler:only for it to turn out to be Morshu.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROZFm-XI04w Dr. Rabbit singing]] [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls song.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2rJiKh5Wx8 An Unimportant Announcement]]. ALL of it, especially the ''VideoGame/HotelMario'' scene. Only after you watch it will you realize that [[spoiler:it was an apparent [[AprilFoolsDay April Fools joke.]]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsRV6mBL84M Ninja Ninja Ninja Koopas, Believe It!]]
** "He's nude!" "Ha ha, and I love it!"
** Prince Hugo's parrot singing [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion "Komm, Susser Todd"]].
** Walrus Guy providing his own, incredibly bored rendition of the line [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames "Squadalah, we are off!"]]
** The ending, where [[spoiler: Luigi accidentally blows up the Earth trying to turn Prince Hugo back to normal.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b5V3EFfPi0 Frustrated Sonic Insults the Kids]]
--> Kids, [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech you're not important! You're not cool! You're dumb! No one likes you! You have a problem learning how to read!]] If that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's too bad!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--1AP3xuB8I Mama Luigi Misinterprets the Koran]]
** "Hola, Dr. Rabbit!" [[MindScrew "I'm not here!"]]
** Dr. Rabbit Rick-rolling one of the kids.
-->'''Michael:''' Hey, what's going on?\\
'''Dr. Rabbit:''' This is Rick Astley!
** "I am not your friend, Alejandro!"
[[AC:Waxonator]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6tsVb4WbSE Gaston plays "Lefou's Quest IV"]]: Just all the point and Click Gags.
** And its sequel, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlIttRmS0Yc Gaston's Ultimate Mission to Obtain Some Taco Bell]].
** "Yeah! Even marry him!" ''*shows Music/JustinBieber*''
** Gaston throws a torch at some exploding barrels, gets blown into space, and collects [[MythologyGag lard, donuts, and Babar]] before crashing into the Beast's castle.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3cg9cnntVQ Robotnik Picks the Wrong Religion]]: *gasp* "SONIC! Are you telling me [[spoiler:the hedgehog is a Hindu?]] '''WHY?! WHY?! WHYYYY?!'''"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W--XyFBr83Y Mowgli Can't Enjoy His Banana]]:
-->'''King Louie:''' Give me the power of man's red flower so I can be like you!\\
'''Bagheera:''' Fire?!\\
'''Death Star operative:''' Commence primary ignition. ''[begins to fire the Death Star's laser]''\\
'''Bagheera:''' NOT YET!!\\
'''[[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]]:''' Crap. ''[the Death Star explodes]''
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_9IYLUwaGI MDOM Deleted Scene: Bronies]]''.
-->(Kaa with a trollface on his head sees Mowgli, slithers down and [[NoFourthWall reads from 'The Script']], then slithers up to Mowgli)
-->'''[[SmugSnake Kaa]]:''' Sssay, now...[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy what brings your muscle-y arms out this way]]?
* Gentlemen; [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Me-07dUSog Emperor Cosby]]
-->'''Mowgli:''' I'm not afraid...
-->''[[[Franchise/StarWars Yoda]] pops up from nowhere]''
-->'''Yoda:''' You will be... '''You will be...''' ''[[NightmareRetardant [slips and falls out of the tree]]]'' WAGH!!
* Ganon saying the Frosted Flakes slogan "They're Gr-r-reat!" at the end of ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RZGXwt5kq0 The Grand Spankin' New Adventures of He-Man]]''.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1HStmvtkwE Simba and Nala Go To White Castle]]
--> '''Zazu:''' Your parents will be ''killed.''
--> '''Simba:''' What?
--> '''Zazu:''' [[MrBean Magic. *snort snort*]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Me-07dUSog&list=UUs4UjdYsx3QojwKuh_ul6jQ Mowgli Learns Not To Yodel In the Jungle]], the cameo of ChuckNorris right at the start is just the beginning.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgyfBRXKcEY "Mama Luigi Leaves The Stove On"]]...'''''FOR REAL THIS TIME.'''''
[[AC:Whelt]]
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0Kb1iy2LR8 It's time to let Elton John beat up dinosaurs]]'':
** I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwsG45Qew1E Granny Jafar learns to live with menopause]]'':
** GRANNY'S GONNA GRAB YA!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8FMQbRcYRI Stu makes a mix-up with the mixes at 4 am]]:
--> '''Stu:''' Here's your AAAAAAHHHH, Angelica.
--> '''Angelica:''' Where's the chocolate pudding?
--> '''Stu:''' Chocolate pudding.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbKB1XccrsE DR. RABBIT, AFRICAN CRIME LORD]]
** Hello there, I am shaggy and worn, especially after [[ExtremeOmnivore eating toothbrushes]]!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwEN8fqcNYU GENIE HAS ALLERGIES]]
[[AC:wikiwow]]
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yzuc788CMMk Squarebob and the Fountain of Everlasting Love and Success]]'':
** Remember what Mr. Krabs says.... [[spoiler:"PENIS BIG FUCKING ERECT PENIS MOM!"]]
[[AC:[=xYTPx=]]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5FgWz25X10 EPIC YTP - Harry Potter and Ron Zombie in the Greatest YTP Ever Created! pt 1]].
** Harry Potter is renamed Harry [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog PINGAS]], and his scar is replaced with Weegee.
** "They are Mama Luigi, [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Squadalah,]] [[VideoGame/HotelMario Pesky Plumbers, and Bowser!]]"
** [[GagSub I'm not writing]] [[WhoWritesThisCrap this crap. :P]]
** The Sorting ceremony.
-->'''Professor [=McGonagall=]:''' I shall place the Sorting Hat on your head... ''(hat catches fire)'' ...and you will be sorted into your houses. Hermione Granger!
-->'''Hermione:''' O_o
-->'''Professor [=McGonagall=]:''' >_<
-->'''Hermione:''' O_o
-->'''Professor [=McGonagall=]:''' ''(turns into the [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Wicked Witch of the West]])''
-->'''Hermione:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Oh, fuck.]]
** "Oh, and keep an eye on the staircases. They like to '''''[[TourettesGuy RAPE YOU!!!!!]]'''''"
** The scene with the Fat Lady.
-->'''Fat Lady:''' ''(as BillyMays)'' Password?
-->'''Percy:''' [[StupidStatementDanceMix I'll put 'em both in the rinse cycle! I'll put 'em both, I'll put 'em both, I'll put 'em both in the rinse cycle!]]
** "Boys' dormitories upstairs and down to the left, girls' dormitories upstairs and down to the left, and all your belongings have already been stolen." '''''[[LeeroyJenkins LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]'''''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQpgywixkpA EPIC YTP - Harry Potter and Ron Zombie in the Greatest YTP Ever Created! pt. 2]].
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