History Funny / YRulerOfTime

* The look of utter terror on his face as he remembers how chapter 2 of ''Manga/FrankenFran'' [[DownerEnding end]][[NightmareFuel ed]]. He even grabs a teddy bear to huggle!

* His reaction to tennis star "[[RedBaron The Emperor]]": "[[StarWars Join me, and we shall rule as senior high school student and senior high school student, he he he...]]"

--> '''Pirate!Y:''' *Same costume but with a cape, raising his "hook" hand as if to fly* [[SuperMan Arr, ar-arr!]]

-->'''YROT''': Naruto and Sasuke specially form deep bonds, and while they mantein their rivalry, they become like brothers. ''*panel of Sasuke and Naruto pinky-swearing and a "WTF!" caption*'' Hey, hey! I said brothers not lovers, dammit?
-->''(later)''
-->'''YROT''': [[http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/233/17/ So Naruto is unconscious and Sasuke... er... resists the urge to do the upside-down kiss from]] the Franchise/SpiderMan movie? ({{Beat}}). You know what? Screw it. No more beating around the bush. What the hell is up with all these homoerotic pictures of Sasuke and Naruto? Fucking hell, Kishimoto. Stop feeding the Yaoi fangirls, they don't need your help. Good god, look at some of these. ''Necklaces'' of each other's ''faces''? Did they have a ''summer fling''?

!! [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Seven Sinful Series]]

** "Have I mentioned how much I [[SarcasmMode love]] [[GodModeSue flawless 12 year olds]]?" ''*image of Ryoma and a "HA!"*

* All his quotes about Aizen being a VillainSue:

** "All the shinigami and vizard who can still stand face down against Aizen, Ichigo arrives on scene and all form united fronts. And... [[CurbStompBattle Aizen just beats the piss out of every single one of them without breaking a goddamn sweat]]. I mean, for, like, eight straight chapters it's just nothing but Aizen being [[GodModeSue better, harder, faster, stronger than everyone]]. At times it's pretty cool, but mostly it's just sort of boring, because he doesn't even look like he's being pressed hard."

** "Now you might have grown sick of Aizen being an [[GodModeSue unstoppable all-powerfull]] [[TheChessmaster mastermind]]. Don't worry, you'll soon be sick of him being an [[GodModeSue unstoppable all-powerfull]] [[VillainSue Nimrod]]."

* "I used to play tennis. I was pretty bad, but at least it was fun. It was fun, it was cool and I actually took pridein the fact that I knew most of the rules. Now I just hate myself because I know [[SpellMyNameWithAnS you're supposed to spell "racquet" with a "q"]]."

!! Weekly Manga Recap
* In one episode of Weekly Manga Recap, the summary of the then-current Toriko chapter ends with Toriko walking Bubble Road, with a final scene of a group of mysterious figures riding a skeletal bird. Y Ruler of Time ends up [[EpilepticTrees giving a long, complicated analysis about how the figures are graphical representations of Toriko's id, ego and superego.]] [[spoiler: Turns out they were just the next group of villains.]]
* The entire episode [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/podcasts/weekly-manga-recap/45610-narutos-final-chapter "Naruto's Final Chapter"]]. Both Nik and Chris start mentioning that the Epilogue of Manga/{{Naruto}} has ''a lot'' to talk about ''in every page they turn''. Remarkably:
** They question how come neither [[spoiler: Lee, Gai or Ten Ten]] are shown to be attending [[spoiler:Neji's funeral]], while other characters who didn't have interactions with [[spoiler:him]] are there.
** Both constantly mock how some really minor (to insignificant) characters are present in the future, but we never get to know [[KarmaHoudini what happened to Orochimaru, Kabuto and the Hebi Team]]. This turns into a RunningGag.
** Sakura is stupid because she [[EasilyForgiven instantly forgives Sasuke like he did nothing wrong]], to the point even Nik mentions ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella and Edward's relationship]] makes more sense than Sakura and Sasuke: Equally as abusive, but with the difference that Sasuke never cares for her, and Sakura is still smitten by him''. Yes. ''[[TakeThat That low]]''.
*** They mock that Sakura forgave Sasuke by just saying "For What?" instead of acknowledging he did anything wrong, to the point that Naruto seems a lot more inteligent in comparison because at least they were lying next to each for 24 hours, so they had a lot of time to talk and understand each other, while Sakura just forgives him on the spot.
*** Later on, after analyzing on Sarada and Sakura still being delusional about Sasuke, Nik concludes:
--->'''YROT''': You know what? At this point, ''of course'' Sasuke and Sakura ended up together. ''Because with all the bullshit he put her throught, to still be together with him'', indicates that [[LoveMartyr she'll NEVER leave him]].
*** Sasuke just giving a half-assed apology.
--->'''YROT''': (Imitating Sasuke) Yeah... Sorry about that...
--->'''Rollo T''': (Imitating Sasuke) ''My bad, guys''... Sorry for trying to kill the Kages and stuff...
--->(Later)
--->'''YROT''': (after reading Sakura offering an artificial arm to Sasuke) He gets to have his hand back?! [[BigOMG Oh my God!!]]
--->'''Rollo T''': [[KarmaHoudini He really got off]]. He's free like- No, Nik. 'Cause he's self-imposing no more arm on himself. He's sayin' "No, I don't deserve an arm. ''I deserve my freedom, I deserve my freedom of will, and I deserve to have a hot piece of ass to go fuck on the side.'' But that's it! No more! I do not deserve a hand."
--->'''YROT''': Oh my god. Did Naruto [[AnArmAndALeg suddenly become]] Manga/{{Bleach}}?!
** First page of 700 has Shino as the teacher, which Nik points out its FridgeBrilliance. And then they make up a scene of Shino trying to insert bugs into his students.
--->'''YROT!Shino''': So, what are you gonna do if you're surrounded all sides by ninjas?
--->'''YROT!Kid''': Uh, I would use my Kagebunsh-
--->'''YROT!Shino''': Wrong answer.
--->'''YROT!Kid''': Uh, I would use my wind pow-
--->'''YROT!Shino''': No.
--->'''[=RolloT=]!Shino''': You're not thinking about the millipedes. Which is your first problem. You need a fuck ton of millipedes.
--->'''YROT!Shino''': You haven't even bothered to ask me what sort of native bugs are in the area.
--->'''[=RolloT=]!Shino''': Yeah, you haven't even determined about what kind of fire ants are in there. Or perhaps rock ants. It's all very specific and will change how you handle the situation.
--->'''YROT!Shino''': Look, bugs are everywhere. You just need to know where they are in a different environment.
--->'''[=RolloT=]!Shino''': You just have to let them ''live in you''!.
--->'''YROT!Shino''': Now. Hold out your hand to me.
--->'''[=RolloT=]!Shino''': I'm just gonna start- I'm just gonna put this. I know it seems big, but I'm just gonna put this ''rhino beetle'' in your arm. He's gonna burrow into your skin and make its home there. And it's going to lay eggs.
--->'''YROT!Shino''': I may seem weird for you to start off with the rhino beetle, ''but'' once you got that in, then ''everything else will be a piece of cake''. So it's going to be your favorite.
--->'''[=RolloT=]!Shino''': Also I had a fight with my ants earlier, so they won't agree with this right now. This is all the options I have left.
--->'''YROT!Shino''': And only the rhino beetle felt like doing this.
--->'''[=RolloT=]!Shino''': Deal with it. #Shino.
--->'''YROT''': And that was ''one page''.
** They laugh at Ten Ten being a MemeticLoser.
** On the fact that Hinata and Naruto ended up married and with two kids, they mention how bizarre it is that they had no romantic interaction shown, and joke that maybe Naruto keeps forgetting her.
*** Which also leads them to joke that Naruto is neglectful towards Bolt because he's half Hinata's.
** All the points regarding Sasuke's daughter:
*** Nik refers to her initially as [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Uryu Ishida]], only to VerbalBackspace.
*** The {{WMG}} that Sasuke's daughter can't be Sakura's. They first suggest that the kid looks more like Karin. Then reason that makes more sense if Sasuke just impregnated someone during his trip and suddenly arrived to Sakura's house to drop the baby at her care while he continues to be a deadbeat parent. They even joke that ''even Naruto'' being the mother makes more sense.
*** Also on why Sarada seems to miss him, despite the fact that Sasuke never shows up, and she has never met him. While Chris complaints that Sasuke is an asshole and girls still like him, Nik says that Sarada ''has'' to be Sakura or Karin's, because she also is delusional about Sasuke like them.
** They make up a whole scene during the Kage meetings involving Kankuro and his puppets.
--->'''YROT!Kankuro''': I know what you guys should do. Make puppets for everyone.
--->'''Rollo T!Kankuro''': A plain guard issue to non-war we're having is we need more puppets around. Perhaps everyone should have their own miniature puppet that they walk around with. To entertain themselves and provide needed-
--->'''YROT!Kankuro''': I brought up some diagrams. And have prepared several charts on economics-
--->'''Rollo T!Kankuro''': I have some statistics for you. We had no puppets when the Great Ninja War happened. We need puppets now! To keep another Ninja War to happen.
--->'''Rollo T''': And then Naruto is like:
--->'''Rollo T!Naruto''': Uhm, fifteen years had happened without puppets and there's been peace.
--->'''YROT!Kankuro''': Yeah, but think about it this way. There were hundreds of years of war where nobody had their own personal mini-puppets. I have this circle chart prepared. You see? This is a circle chart of all the ninja wars that had ever occurred and as you can see this entire red, where red is the color indicating that nobody had pocket-puppets.
--->'''Rollo T!Kankuro''': I myself have a pocket-puppet. And I have not been attacked since the great ninja war ended. This DEFINITELY proves everyone needs puppets.
--->'''Rollo T''': And then there's everyone else like "WHY DO YOU LET HIM IN HERE?! With EVERY MEETING we spent 30 minutes arguing the stupid asshole's puppet plans down."
--->'''YROT''': And then Gaara is like:
--->'''YROT!Gaara''': Look, he's my brother, ok?
--->'''YROT''': Shikamaru is like:
--->'''YROT!Shikamaru''': You could just have Temari come here instead.
--->'''YROT!Gaara''': NO, I will NOT make the Kage Meetings another oportunity for you two to have random dates.
--->'''YROT!Shikamaru''': Oww...
--->'''Rollo T!Sikamaru''': You're just being rude.
--->'''YROT!Gaara''': She doesn't even live in the land of sand anymore! Come on!

* His [[OhCrap horrified reaction]] when he hears the lyrics to SouljaBoy's song ''Anime''

-->'''Y, ROT:''' "So hopefully by the end of this you won't be able to listen to [[SexPistols "God Save The Queen"]] without thinking of a cat getting a blowjob. *{{Beat}}* We'll get to that."

--> "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis None of! This Shit! Goes anywhere!]] So way to go, [[KuboTite Kubo]], fuck following through on foreshadowing! Orihime, sit in your tower, push up your rack and cry for your man, as [[BerserkButton FEMINISM MARCHES RIGHT THE FUCK ON!]]"

-->'''YROT''': [[http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/233/17/ So Naruto is unconscious and Sasuke... er... resists the urge to do the upside-down kiss from]] the {{Spider-Man}} movie? ({{Beat}}). You know what? Screw it. No more beating around the bush. What the hell is up with all these homoerotic pictures of Sasuke and Naruto? Fucking hell, Kishimoto. Stop feeding the Yaoi fangirls, they don't need your help. Good god, look at some of these. ''Necklaces'' of each other's ''faces''? Did they have a ''summer fling''?

* YROT explains he had to take over the analysis of the song because he previously sent it to the music experts (Skitch and ToddInTheShadows) to have their opinions on the matter. Both of them tried to commit suicide right after.

* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext I'M DEVELOPING AN EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT TO A BOAT!]]"

* "I'M DEVELOPING AN EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT TO A BOAT!"

* "I'M GETTING AN EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT TO A BOAT!"

* The look of utter terror on his face as he remembers how chapter 2 of ''FrankenFran'' [[DownerEnding end]][[NightmareFuel ed]]. He even grabs a teddy bear to huggle!

* "Gah! It's [[RichardNixon Tricky Dick]]! He's alive! I knew it!"

* YROT's ''PrinceOfTennis Part 3'' has him slowly going nuts over the increasingly absurd action, before finally breaking during the last serve of a game, struggling to compose himself, and whacking the camera with his racket to avoid having to read anymore.

* About the series {{RetCon}}ning itself[[note]]By that date, according to Aizen, he was responsible of Ichigo (and by consequence his friends) getting his powers, but the Fullbringer Arc contradicts this, so there is no way back then to prove if Aizen is lying to him[[/note]] "Oh, and in Chad's case, the very next arc contradicts what Aizen says again, so I might as well all make a baroon version of why things happen in Bleach and just believe whatever the hell we like. [[WesternAnimation/StaticShock So I'm gonna say they all got their powers when they inhaled some mysterious science gas during a gang war]]. Sure, it contradicts everything we knew about where their powers came from before I stated that. But who cares about continuity? Kubo doesn't!"

--->'''Rollo T!Kankuro''': I myself have a pocket-puppet. And I have not been attacked since the great ninja war ended. This DEFINETELY proves everyone needs puppets.

--->'''Rollo T!Kankuro''': I have some estatistics for you. We had no puppets when the Great Ninja War happened. We need puppets now! To keep another Ninja War to happen.

--->'''Rollo T!Kankuro''': A plain guard issue to non-war we'r having is We need more puppets around. Perhaps everyone should have their own miniature puppet that they walk around with. To entertain themselves and provide needed-

--->'''[=RolloT=]!Shino''': I'm just gonna start- I'm just gonna put this. I know it seems big, but I'm just gonna put this ''rhino beetle'' in your arm. He's gonna burrow into your skin and make it's home there. And it's going to lay eggs.

** First page of 700 has Shino as the teacher, which Nik points out it's FridgeBrilliance. And then they make up a scene of Shino trying to insert bugs into his students.

* "And seriously, how many more times the characters are going to get [[AnArmAndALeg their arms torned and cut off?]] I've been so dissensitized to dismemberments by this series that if my own mother had her armn severed, I'd tell her to walk it off. I swear, it's like Kubo has some sort of repressed rage against human limbs. Does he think ''Film/EvilDead2'' is a documentary?"

* "...Which causes him to transform into one half of Siegfried and Roy!"

!! Soulja Boy's "Anime

-->'''YROT:'''"[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Seriously,]] he's[[spoiler:[[Manga/{{Naruto}} (Madara)]]]] going to turn the moon into a giant projector screen so he can broadcast his ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext POWERPOINT]] [[DoomyDoomsOfDoom OF DOOOOOM!]]"''

--->'''YROT''': Oh my god. Did Naruto [[AnArmAndALeg suddlenly become]] Manga/{{Bleach}}?!

* The look of utter terror on his face as he remembers how chapter 2 of ''FrankenFran'' [[DownerEnding end]][[NightmareFuel ed]]. He even grabs a teddy bear to huggle !

** This includes Sakura's only motivations are her love for Sasuke and Kishimoto implying girls suck because they're boy-crazy, her only function as a cheerleader of the group, and after the time skip the only changes in the females are that Ino's outfit looks like a slut and Hinata has big boobs.

-->'''YROT!Tobi''': (voiced like a Surfer Bro) You see, dude. Your brother, like, totally loved you and left you alive so you could kill him and be considered, like, a hero. Oh, and he was, like, a total pacifist and he killed your whole family so some war wouldn't starts or whatever.

-->'''YROT!Tobi''': So, like, What are you gonna do? Now that you know the truth, dude.

!! Read Right to Left: {{Alive}}

--> RolloT: How do you Jump the Shark after Jumping the Shark?

--> RolloT: Apparently, we're being told there's a book called "Unmasked" that we need to read...

!! [[RolloT Weekly Manga Recap]]
* In one episode of [[RolloT Weekly Manga Recap]], the summary of the then-current Toriko chapter ends with Toriko walking Bubble Road, with a final scene of a group of mysterious figures riding a skeletal bird. Y Ruler of Time ends up [[EpilepticTrees giving a long, complicated analysis about how the figures are graphical representations of Toriko's id, ego and superego.]] [[spoiler: Turns out they were just the next group of villains.]]