History Funny / WrestlingWithWregret

* "Are these two gonna fight or fuck?!!!!"[[note]]Referring to ''Abraxas''' habit of playing saxophone music during supposed action scenes.[[/note]]

* From his review of ''WesternAnimation/TheJetsonsAndWWERoboWrestlemania'':
--> '''Big Show:''' I thought this was the WWE!
--> '''Robot:''' Affirmation: World Wrobot Entertainment - the W is silent.
--> '''Brian:''' Those bastards stole my gimmick! Well, now I know how [[Wrestling/JimCornette Jim]] feels.
* During [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-1B5kbYCwc John Cena's Top 8 Biggest Victims]] he makes fun of Bray using singing children to intimidate Cena.
-->'''Brian:''' ''[In [[NightmareRetardant faux-terror]]]'' Ahh! They're so adorable! MY EYYYES!
* In his review of ''Slammed!'', his commentary on the film's realistic portrayal of how women talk:
-->'''Movie''': I would ''kill'' for one of your boobs.
-->'''Brian''': Just one?

* In one WCW PPV review, as David Flair prepares a weapon for his next match: "The camera shows him like he's [[ADateWithRosiePalms jerking off]], but then it pans around to show he's just polishing his crowbar. Which is what ''I'' [[UnusualEuphemism call jerking off!]]"

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* Several parts of his ''Wrestling/{{Wrestlicious}}'' review:
** Brian has a button prepared to stop the footage if it starts getting too painful for him. He decides he's seen enough halfway through the first verse of the opening rap...and discovers the button doesn't work.
** His reaction to Paige Webb receiving a lewd email:
---> '''Brian:''' Ah yes, unsolicited dick pics are a constant source of hilarity! Not.
---> '''Mike The Maleficent Love Machine:''' ''(snaps a photo of his junk)'' Ooh, uh...so does that mean you won't be endorsing [[StealthPun my new catchphrase]], then?[[labelnote:note]]Dick Pic City[[/labelnote]]
** Brian decides to start enjoying [[MaleGaze the footage of the wrestlers in bikinis]], and accidentally leans on the button, causing it to cut the footage.
---> '''Brian:''' Oh, sure, great! ''Now'' the button works!
* He and Adam tackle ''Wrestling/HeroesOfWrestling'' together. Highlights include:
** Adam comparing the tag team match between Wrestling/TheBushwhackers and Wrestling/TheIronSheik and Wrestling/NikolaiVolkoff to "four old guys wandering around looking for their keys".
** Adam referring to Wrestling/{{Yokozuna}} as "the man made only of tits".
* ''Every'' video of his regarding ''Women's Extreme Wrestling'' is several minutes of funny moments crammed into three videos.
** His reaction to Special Ed ([[EvilCripple a heel manager with a congenital disorder]]) beating up Lucky (a fan also with a disorder) is utterly priceless.
---> '''Brian:''' *still processing what he just saw* [[Film/TheyLive A film]] starring [[Wrestling/RoddyPiper a wrestler]], inspires "[[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Cripple Fight]]". A cripple fight happens in a wrestling ring. Things have truly come full-circle folks. Also, [[SuddenlyShouting WHAT THE FUCK WOMEN'S EXTREME WRESTLING]]?!
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* Wrestling/{{Sting}}'s in [[https://youtu.be/kGDosyr7NXo?t=5m37s love with the coco!]]
* In the Top 8 Worst Wrestling/{{Kane}} Storylines:
** Zane goes through the Kane/Wrestling/{{Lita}} storyline that had Kane stalk Lita, kidnap her, coerce her into having sex with him, impregnate her and force her to marry him, that ended with her miscarrying the child... which made Kane have a HeelFaceTurn and Lita actually fall in love with him. Zane's response to all this?
--->[[CrossesTheLineTwice It's the magic of rape! *Ding!*]]
** And later, when he mentions Lita's FaceHeelTurn, where the WWE expect its audience to [[DidntThinkThisThrough root for Kane, the man who rapes and impregnates her]].
--->[[CrossesTheLineTwice It's the magic of rape! *Ding]]''[[CrossesTheLineTwice ?]]''[[CrossesTheLineTwice *]]
* In his video "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x2gFiHCUL8 When Bookers Got It Wrong]]" The number one entry is Verne Gagne refusing to make Hulk Hogan AWA World Heavyweight Champion because Hogan "wasn't technical enough" to draw, and jokingly says "Verne Gagne was the first [[SmartMark Internet Mark]]."
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* His inability to say "Worcestershire sauce" in the ''Kayfabe Kitchen'' episode on Wrestling/{{Edge|Wrestler}}'s spicy cocktail meatballs. He gives up later and just refers to it as "the sauce that shall not be named."
** And then, in the [=WrestleMania=] Burger episode of ''Kayfabe Kitchen'' he decides to pronunce it and after doing it he starts celebrating... only for the comments section to tell him that he mispronunced it again (WOR-Ches-Ter-Shur instead of Worster-Shur). Then, in the same week episode of ''Who War It Better'' he pronunced it correctly after his usual intro with a somewhat defeated expression in his face. Poor guy.

'''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}:''' Uh, Brian, you ok?\\

* From his ''Kayfabe Kitchen'' on Wrestling/EddieGuerrero's Mexican tortilla casserole:
--> '''Zane:''' Hey look, a recipe from Eddie Guerrero! ''[looks at camera]'' Sad. ''[reads the recipe]'' "Perfect for when you're watching XFL football" ''[looks at camera again]'' Even ''sadder''!
* In the video about [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]]'s single "Pie", after hearing that part of the lyrics mention that The Rock got "quickly aroused" while driving "near this old farm house", Zane wonders what was the thought process to come up with that line:
-->'''Zane-as-The-Rock:''' The Rock says ''damn'' [[BestialityIsDepraved that cow]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice looks sexy!]]
* His Wrestling/VinceRusso [[https://youtu.be/O2nd2a5w86o?t=704 impression.]] Especially because his impersonation of Russo's voice is absolutely perfect. It even had its sequels:
** Zane would later do a whole video parodying Russo [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhx02kYGObk in the form of an infomercial,]] that ended with Wrestling/JimCornette himself appearing and punching "Russo"!
** When Zane [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdepjZmrZYU interviewed the man himself]] on the ''Wrestling/WrestleMania 32'' weekend, the very first thing Russo asked him was to do his impression.

* "Are these two gonna fight or fuck?!!!!"[[note]]Referring to ''Abraxas''' habit of playing saxophone music during supposed action scenes.[[/note]]
* Any time he plays the clip of the ECW Zombie.
* "Wrestling/{{Chavo Guerrero|Jr}} and Wrestling/TheOneManGang star in: "Oh God, What Have We Done?""[[note]]a parody film teaser pointing out how outlandish their respective gimmicks of Kerwin White and Akeem the African Dream were[[/note]]
* His [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vG8fGTr7rY parody music video]] of Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines". It's a lot funnier and less perverted than the original.
* His reaction to the "heat-seeking" projectiles in the first Backyard Wrestling game.
* His introduction for Brother Love's fudge:
-->'''Zane:''' You know folks?! I love fudge... wait, you know what?! I said that wrong; let me start over: IIIII LOOOOOOOOOVE FUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!!!!
* In one scene in his ''NWF Kids Pro Wrestling'' review, there's a clip of the promoter of NWF, Shawn Crossen, telling two of the wrestlers what's going to happen in an upcoming match, while being filmed by a local news station. Zane's reaction is priceless:
-->'''Shawn:''' You guys are gonna start pounding, right, on us two. Then at the end one of us chooses a comeback-\\
'''Zane:''' {{Kayfabe}}... kay... ''Kayfabe!'' '''''KAYFABE!!!'''''

* He made a Let's Play of a Royal Rumble using community-created characters. The whole video is funny, but the best part is when he takes control of the Mighty Maccabee from the ''Grand Masters of Wrestling'' videos. A created wrestler of Brian Zane enters and the Mighty Maccabee starts attacking him, with Zane saying "And this is for saying my matches are awful!" "And this is for saying I can't sell!"
* In his "Wrestling Food Taste Test!" video, Brian and his friend Biggs eat food that ranges from 2014 to the late 80s. When they're about to try Wrestling/UltimateWarrior's cereal Biggs says this:
--> '''Biggs:''' I tell ya, some of the stuff we've ate today in age...I mean only someone like Wrestling/MarkHenry when he was dating Wrestling/MaeYoung has tasted anything older than this stuff.
--> ''[Zane throws his hands in the air and walks off screen while we hear him burst out laughing]''
* In his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khgTtYhysJc Brawl For All]] video, when he finds out that the reason behind it was because Wrestling/VinceRusso wanted to stick it to Wrestling/JohnBradshawLayfield after the latter said he could beat anyone in the locker room, he applauds and says that his respect for him has increased (And considering Bradshaw is known to be a locker room bully back then and that he lost the Brawl For All finals, it can be seen as karma.)
* His [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5naZjukNoY interview]] with [[Wrestling/MattHardy "Broken" Matt Hardy]]. ''All of it.''

'''Adam:''' ''Film/{{Tower|Heist}} [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Heist]]''?\\

** And then there's his absolute confusion at her '''[[PerfectlyCromulentWord WHA-NUH-NAAAAAH?]]''' from "Hulkster's Back", complete with a WebAnimation/YoutubePoop-style repeated playback of the phrase:

* In the Top 8 Worst Wrestling/{{Kane}} Storylines:
** Zane goes through the Kane/Wrestling/{{Lita}} storyline that had Kane stalk Lita, kidnap her, coerce her into having sex with him, impregnate her and force her to marry him, that ended with her miscarrying the child... which made Kane have a HeelFaceTurn and Lita actually fall in love with him. Zane's response to all this?
--->[[CrossesTheLineTwice It's the magic of rape! *Ding!*]]
** And later, when he mentions Lita's FaceHeelTurn, where the WWE expect its audience to [[DidntThinkThisThrough root for Kane, the man who rapes and impregnates her]].
--->[[CrossesTheLineTwice It's the magic of rape! *Ding]]''[[CrossesTheLineTwice ?]]''[[CrossesTheLineTwice *]]

* In his video "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x2gFiHCUL8 When Bookers Got It Wrong]]" The number one entry is Verne Gagne refusing to make Hulk Hogan AWA World Heavyweight Champion because Hogan "wasn't technical enough" to draw, and jokingly says "Verne Gagne was the first [[SmartMark Internet Mark]]."

* Several parts of his ''Wrestling/{{Wrestlicious}}'' review:
** Brian has a button prepared to stop the footage if it starts getting too painful for him. He decides he's seen enough halfway through the first verse of the opening rap...and discovers the button doesn't work.
** His reaction to Paige Webb receiving a lewd email:
---> '''Brian:''' Ah yes, unsolicited dick pics are a constant source of hilarity! Not.
---> '''Mike The Maleficent Love Machine:''' ''(snaps a photo of his junk)'' Ooh, uh...so does that mean you won't be endorsing [[StealthPun my new catchphrase]], then?[[labelnote:note]]Dick Pic City[[/labelnote]]
** Brian decides to start enjoying [[MaleGaze the footage of the wrestlers in bikinis]], and accidentally leans on the button, causing it to cut the footage.
---> '''Brian:''' Oh, sure, great! ''Now'' the button works!

* His inability to say "Worcestershire sauce" in the ''Kayfabe Kitchen'' episode on Wrestling/{{Edge}}'s spicy cocktail meatballs. He gives up later and just refers to it as "the sauce that shall not be named."

-->'''Bryan''': Just one?

-->'''Bryan''': (''dissonantly cheery'') It's funny to listen to now because she hates him!

-->'''Bryan:''' If ''you'' know what she's saying, you're a liar!