History Funny / WreckItRalph

* Felix asking Q*bert where Ralph went. [[SuddenlyFluentInGibberish In Q*bertese.]] After apologizing that his Q*Bertese is a bit rusty.

* When Felix and Calhoun get trapped in the pit of [[{{Pun}} NesquikSand]] in ''Sugar Rush'', Felix has Calhoun [[SlapStick hit him]] in the face repeatedly to get the Laffy Taffies, who are attracted to amusing things, to reach them. Felix uses his [[HealingShiv hammer to heal his injuries]] after each punch, suffering all kinds of AmusingInjuries after each blow. Once they get to safety, a heavenly chorus begins to sing and an ethereal glow highlights both of them as Calhoun gets all doe-eyed while looking at Felix, who smiles back proudly. Then Calhoun sees that [[LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn it's the Laffy Taffies singing and]] [[ShipperOnDeck they have surrounded her and Felix in the shape of a heart]]. So she [[ShutUpGunshot fires a few rounds into the air to make them knock it off.]]
** What nails the scene is that before Calhoun fires off her gun, you can see Felix smiling in approval.
** Felix has to stand on a separate branch to be at eye level with Calhoun.
** As part of this, Felix having a FreakOut after he realizes he can't just jump out of the [=NesquikSand=] before Calhoun [[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan slaps him to his senses]]. There's something amusingly dark about a usually chipper guy suddenly losing his cool the moment he's in a seemingly dead-end situation.
** [[DrillSergeantNasty Calhoun]] is hesitant to hit him for real ("Look, you're a nice guy, I can't...") and Felix has to ''order'' her to punch him with all her strength.
* On the page image, while dealing with an angry Ralph, King Candy [[{{Hammerspace}} whips out an oversized pair of glasses]] and says, "YouWouldntHitAGuyWithGlasses, would you?" Ralph promptly removes the glasses from Candy's face and smacks him on the head with the frames.
-->'''King Candy:''' You hit a guy '''[[ExactWords with]]''' glasses... That's... [[ActuallyPrettyFunny that's well played.]]
* Entering the 30th anniversary party, Ralph stands up and accidentally causes a piece of ceiling to fall on Felix and "kill" him, much to the Nicelanders' horror, [[MadeOfIron only for him to respawn immediately]]. Bonus props for Felix doing the death animation similar to [[VideoGame/DonkeyKong Jumpman.]]
-->'''Felix''': [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight I'm okay!]] [[JustAFleshWound I'm okay.]]
* Felix's attempt to free himself from a cell by using his hammer to break down the probably-breakable bars on the window, and his [[{{Adorkable}} adorably bad]] [[BadImpressionists impersonation of Ralph]] just before:
-->'''Felix:''' What does he say? What does he say? "[[BorrowedCatchPhrase I'M GONNA WRECK IT!]]" ''[He hits the bar with his hammer. [[EpicFail The bars promptly become twice as thick]]] ''''[[BlessedWithSuck Why do I fix everything I TOUCH?!]]''
** The cheerful "DOO-DEE-DEE-DEE-DEE" sound effect as the bars thicken just makes it funnier.
*** And the fact that his lament is an inversion of classic {{Wangst}} cliché "Why do I destroy everything I touch?"
** In fact, all the completely cheery, goody-goody vocabulary the script-writers (and very likely Jack [=McBrayer=] himself) infused into Felix just makes you giddy, especially when he tries to use that vocabulary to express how frustrated and angry he is at Ralph.
--->'''Felix:''' I don't have to do boo! Forgive my potty mouth. I am just so, so ''cross'' with you! Do you have any idea what you've put me through? I ran higglety-pigglety, all over creation looking for you! [[ItMakesSenseInContext I almost drowned in chocolate milk mix]]!
** What makes this even funnier is the glimpse of Ralph's confused face. He has ''no'' idea what Felix is saying.
* When the Moppet Girl plays ''Hero's Duty'', she has your normal first person shooter's viewpoint, of two arms holding a rifle (implying you are in the position of a marine). When we see her from inside the game, we see that she's only driving [[FacelessProtagonist a robot with two arms wearing the same gloves as the marines, that rides around on caterpillar treads and has a two-way TV screen for a face]].

* The [[http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mba5u0HI3A1retqmfo1_r1_1280.png Aerith lives]] [[http://media.tumblr.com/3c60cab440955b5375d05ba134f22524/tumblr_inline_mihn3tpM6Q1rr2fp5.jpg graffitis]] outside the Game Central Station entrances. Denial runs very deep indeed. It becomes even funnier when you consider that Disney collaboration with Creator/SquareEnix led to ''Franchise/KingdomHearts''. In that series, Aerith does indeed live.
** The fact that the Surge Protector apparently wrote the graffiti.
* From Calhoun's intro vid: Felix's rather intimidated expression when Calhoun barks at him in Game Central Station.

* The outright goofy grinning expression fixed on Zombie's face near the ending of the movie.
* Leaving his support group meeting, Ralph is detained by the Surge Protector at the entrance to Game Central Station, who is basically the arcade's version of the TSA:
-->'''Surge Protector:''' Step aside, sir. Random security check.
-->'''Ralph:''' Random my behind! You always stop me!
-->'''Surge Protector:''' I'm just a surge protector doing my job, sir. Name.
-->'''Ralph:''' [[Franchise/TombRaider Lara]] [[SarcasmMode Croft.]]
-->'''Surge Protector:''' ''Name.''
-->'''Ralph:''' Wreck-It Ralph!
-->'''Surge Protector:''' Where you coming from?
-->'''Ralph:''' [[CaptainObvious Uh,]] ''[[CaptainObvious Pac-Man]]''.
-->'''Surge Protector:''' You bring any fruit with you?
-->'''Ralph:''' Frui- ''*hides cherries behind back*'' [[FailedASpotCheck No, no sir. No fruit.]]
-->'''Surge Protector:''' Alright. Where you headed?
-->'''Ralph:''' ''Fix-It Felix, Jr.''
-->'''Surge Protector:''' Anything to declare?
-->'''Ralph:''' I hate you.
-->'''Surge Protector:''' [[BeleagueredBureaucrat I get that a lot.]] ''[clicks pen]'' Proceed.
** [[FridgeBrilliance Becomes even funnier]] when you realize he probably didn't deny that Ralph was Lara Croft because he's not Lara Croft, he denied that Ralph was Lara Croft because ''the arcade doesn't have a Tomb Raider game.''

* Ralph's ImagineSpot of himself returning to ''Fix-It Felix, Jr.'' with a medal. The best part is when Gene is seen sitting on Ralph's stump, crying 8-bit tears.

* After Ralph accidentally causes the girl to get a Game Over when a Cy-Bug kills the robot the player operates, he tries to be helpful and adjust the robot's monitor-head. Turns out it has a personality of its own when it's off-duty, and it gets annoyed at him, slapping him away before racing back to its starting position.
* When Ralph flies through Game Central Station on the escape pod and into ''Sugar Rush'', he runs smack dab into Sonic, who drops a couple of gold rings.
** Not only dropping a couple of gold rings, he flies back and [[MercyInvincibility flashes]] when he's hit, ''a la'' the first ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog1'' and the poor hedgehog's confused as to what just hit him! It's made even funnier when you remember what his PSA was about...
* The Cy-Bugs after assimilating the ''Sugar Rush'' environment. There's something darkly amusing about these creatures being the Candy-Coated Harbingers of the Apocalypse.
* King Candy's Oreo guards are first shown ominously chanting [[ShoutOut "OoooRRREEEEooo. ]][[Film/TheWizardOfOz ORREEEEEEEEooo!"]]
* The entire ''Hero's Doody'' joke with Vanellope. All of it.
-->'''Ralph:''' I ''can't.'' I didn't ''win'' it in my game, I won it in ''Hero's Duty''.
-->'''Vanellope:''' ''[glitches]'' Hero's [[HehHehYouSaidX ''Doody?'']] ''[She bursts out laughing]''
-->'''Ralph:''' ''[losing patience]'' It's not that kind of doody!
-->'''Vanellope:''' ''[through laughter]'' I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called ''Hero's Doody''! Ha ha ha! What'd you win the medal for, ''wiping''? ''[Ralph rolls his eyes]'' I hope you washed your hands after you handled that medal!
-->'''Ralph:''' Listen-
-->'''Vanellope:''' One more, one more - why did the hero flush the toilet? ... say "Why?"
-->'''Ralph:''' ''[unimpressed]'' Why.
-->'''Vanellope:''' Because it was his ''doody!''
-->'''Ralph:''' How dare you insult ''Hero's Duty'', you little guttersnipe! I earned that medal! And you better get it back for me ''toute-suite'', sister!
-->'''Vanellope:''' Well, unless you've got a go-kart hidden in the fat folds of your neck, I can't help ya!
** All helped by Ralph's deadpan expression on the above joke, knowing exactly what she's about to say.
** And her outstretched arms, "ta-da!"-style when delivering said punchline.
** Even better, they made sure all those jokes work the same for ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty'', the franchise that ''Hero's Duty'' is supposed to be based off of.
*** And if you're thinking like Vanellope, ''[[PottyEmergency Call of Doody]]'' itself is rather amusing...
*** Even better, [[HilariousInHindsight there's actually an iOS game called Call of Doody with the expected premise.]]
** Becomes a BrickJoke at the end, when Ralph and Vanellope say their goodbyes: Ralph (deliberately) stresses out that his job is "a big duty", which gets a chuckle out of her.
* The scene where the arcade closes, and [[Franchise/StreetFighter Ryu and Ken]] immediately stop fighting and start acting like best friends.
--> '''[[VideoGame/DanceDanceRevolution Yuni:]]''' All clear! The arcade's closed!
--> '''Ryu''': SHORYUKEN! Woo, what a day. So, you want to head to ''Tapper'''s, Ken?
--> '''Ken''': If you're buying, buddy.
--> ''[they walk off-screen to their transportation to Game Central Station]''
** Makes sense and is doubly nice since the pair, in-universe, are best friends.
** It's even more hilarious with Portuguese subs which "translates" Shoryuken into ''Claro, você pode!"'' which means ''[[MemeticMutation Sure, you can!]]''. A few chuckles could have been heard in the theater.
** Even more, if you know the actual lore of ''Street Fighter'': Ryu is usually the fight-focused guy who probably lacks more social skills, while Ken is the more social guy. In here? ''Ryu'' is the one initiating the social invitation (inviting Ken to drink at Tappers') instead of Ken doing so!

* Ralph and Vanellope's first meeting:
-->'''Vanellope:''' Hey, why are your hands so freakishly big?
-->'''Ralph:''' Uh, I dunno! Why are you so freakishly annoying?
** [[RunningGag "DOUBLE STRIPE!"]]

* A bit of a FunnyBackgroundEvent, but while Felix and Calhoun are in Game Central Station, [[http://i1.wp.com/screencaps.us/201/2-wreck-it-ralph/full/wreck-it-ralph-disneyscreencaps.com-3745.jpg you can see]] A) the Surge Protector ''checking out'' Chun Li and two princesses, and B) Q*Bert and his family getting a meal from [[VideoGame/BurgerTime Peter Pepper]].
* King Candy encountering a Cy-Bug for the [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl first]] [[OhCrap time]] while chasing after Vanellope.
* The CreativeClosingCredits has a few minor ones, but good for a chuckle.
** For one, Ralph faces off against [[Franchise/StreetFighter Blanka]]... and it doesn't end well for the big guy.
** Also in ''Franchise/StreetFighter'', Ralph and Vanellope join Ryu to wreck the car in the popular bonus level.
** There's something hilarious about the stone-faced Calhoun with her SpaceMarine armor... dancing in ''VideoGame/DanceDanceRevolution''!
** A part of the ending featuring Calhoun and Felix firing machine guns. Words cannot describe how silly Felix looks doing it, but at the same time how cool he looks as well.
** Seeing Wynchell and Duncan get chased by zombies is worth a chuckle. They must've given up on brains and want sugar instead.
** There's some in the credits themselves, notable mentions being Steven Markowski and Carlos Benavides, who were credited with "Story Watch Dog" and "Caffeination" respectively.
** [[http://witchywillowrosenberg.tumblr.com/post/118672530541/wreck-it-ralph-2012 This gif]] of Ralph getting stuck in a chocolate pond.

* Entering the 30th anniversary party, Ralph stands up and accidentally causes a piece of ceiling to fall on Felix and "kill" him, much to the Nicelanders' horror, [[DeathIsCheap only for him to respawn immediately]]. Bonus props for Felix doing the death animation similar to [[VideoGame/DonkeyKong Jumpman.]]

* Ralph having a bit of a culture shock due the three decade difference between his game and ''Hero's Duty''. It leads to him running erratically and shouting,

* Ralph having a bit of a culture shock due the three decade difference between his game and ''Hero's Duty''. It leads to him running erratically and shouting, "I thought this was gonna be like ''{{VideoGame/Centipede}}''! When did video games become so violent and scary?! Please get me out of this!"

-->'''Vanellope:''' ''[glitches]'' Hero's ''Doody?'' ''[She bursts out laughing]''

* While dealing with an angry Ralph, King Candy [[{{Hammerspace}} whips out an oversized pair of glasses]] and says, "YouWouldntHitAGuyWithGlasses, would you?" Ralph promptly removes the glasses from Candy's face and smacks him on the head with the frames.

** Ralph [[CrossesTheLineTwice thanking 'Satan']], who replies "It's pronounced 'Sah-Teen'. As the game he's probably from (''Satan's Hollow''), his name ''is'' "Sah-TEEN," to avoid the pain of Moral Guardians and he's a shout out to that game.

* Ralph having a bit of a culture shock due the three decade difference between his game and ''Hero's Duty''. It leads to him running erratically and shouting, "I thought this was gonna be like {{VideoGame/Centipede}}! When did video games become so violent and scary?! Please get me out of this!"

* Ralph having a bit of a culture shock due the three decade difference between his game and ''Hero's Duty''. It leads to him running erratically and shouting, "When did video games become so violent and scary?! Please get me out of this!"

* After [[NightmareFuel his nigtmarish transformation into a Cy-Bug]], Virus King Candy/Turbo gets this gem of BlackComedy to Ralph:

-->'''Gene:''' ''Why is *he* here?''
-->'''Felix:''' ''He's just here for a slice of cake.''
-->'''Ralph:''' ''And I am a big part of the game, technically speaking... why are you here, Gene?''

** [[VideoGame/PacMan Clyde]] - one of the oldest villains around - is the group coordinator for the villains' support group. When Ralph says he doesn't want to be the bad guy anymore, Clyde [[BlueWithShock turns blue]] (like he does when Pac-Man switches from prey to predator in Clyde's game), [[OhCrap while everyone else]] [[BigWhat gasps in shock]].

* Ralph's reaction when shell-shocked Markowski, in a hallway at ''Tapper'''s, bumps into Ralph from behind and stumbles on by without apologizing:
-->'''Ralph:''' Hey, excuse you!

[[caption-width-right:350:"[[YouWouldntHitAGuyWithGlasses You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?"]][[note]]Which Ralph proceeds to do. Literally. [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Even King Candy admitted that was clever.]][[/note]]]]

-->'''Felix:''' I don't have to do boo! Forgive my potty mouth. I am just so, so ''cross'' with you! Do you have any idea what you've put me through? I ran higglety-pigglety, all over creation looking for you! [[ItMakesSenseInContext I almost drowned in chocolate milk mix]]!
** What makes this even funnier is the glimpse of Ralph's confused face. He has ''no'' idea what Felix is ranting about.

* The line about Calhoun being programmed with the "most tragic backstory ever" and then the tragic backstory itself. It may well be listed in the [[TearJerker/WreckItRalph Tear Jerker]] section too, but it was so over-the-top that it ends up [[BlackComedy being hilarious as well]], especially when Calhoun whips a {{BFG}} out of {{Hammerspace}}. It's such a perfect parody of a typical badass video game protagonist's backstory.
** The location said hammerspace? ''Under the skirt of her wedding dress''. Maybe if her fiance had been wearing a kilt, maybe the wedding would've gone on without a hitch!

-->'''Felix''': [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight I'm okay!]] [[JustAFleshWound I'm okay.]] Fit as a fiddle!

--> '''Vanellope:''' ''(without missing a beat in a sickly-sweet voice)'' ''[[LaserGuidedKarma ...executed.]]''

-->'''Ralph's voiceover:''' My name's Ralph, and I'm a bad guy. Uh, let's see...I'm 9 feet tall, I weigh 643 pounds, got a ''[[{{Understatement}} little]]'' bit of a temper on me...

-->'''Vanellope:''' ''[through laughter]'' I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called ''Hero's Doody''! Ha ha ha! What'd you win the medal for, ''wiping''? ''[Ralph rolls his eyes]'' I hope you washed your ''hands'' after you handled that medal!

-->'''Vanellope:''' One more, one more - why did the hero flush the toilet? ...Say "Why?"

-->'''Ralph:''' How dare you insult ''Hero's Duty'', you little guttersnipe! I ''earned'' that medal! And you better get it back for me ''toute-suite'', sister!

-->'''King Candy:''' You hit a guy '''with''' glasses... That's... [[ActuallyPrettyFunny that's well played.]]

-->'''King Candy:''' You hit a guy... ''with'' glasses... Heh heh, that's, [[ActuallyPrettyFunny that's well played.]]

-->'''Vanellope:''' ''(in sickly-sweet voice''): Tut-tut! As your merciful princess, I hereby decree, that everyone that was ever mean to me shall be--

--> ''(The ''Sugar Rush'' racers look aghast at Vanellope's decision with wide eyes and jaws fallen to the floor before Taffyta [[EverybodyCries leads them, bawling]], with cries of "I don't want to die!". Ralph and Felix look flabbergasted)''

** While all the ''Sugar Rush'' characters are panicking, Vanellope tells Taffyta to stop crying ([[YourMakeupIsRunning mascara streaming down her face and all]]), and she replies "I'm trying, but it won't stop!"

* After Ralph accidentally causes Moppet Girl to get a Game Over when a Cy-Bug kills the robot the player operates, he tries to be helpful and adjust the robot's monitor-head. Turns out it has a personality of its own when it's off-duty, and it gets annoyed at him, slapping him away before racing back to its starting position.

* It borders on [[TearJerker/WreckItRalph sad]], but Ralph trying to get Felix to invite him into the anniversary party without actually asking to be invited. While it highlights Ralph being TheWoobie, the scene with its [[CringeComedy prolonged, awkward silences and strained smiles on both characters' faces is just really funny to watch]].

-->'''Felix:''' Jiminy, jiminy! [[UnusualEuphemism Look at that high definition, your face!]] It's ''amazing''!

** The location said hammerspace? ''Under the skirt of her wedding dress''. Jeez, if only her fiancé had been wearing a kilt, maybe the wedding would've still been on!
** Also the fact that she and her fiancé never ever remove their powered armors, not even when he's proposing to her.

** Then comes his confession. Cue Calhoun having a flashback to when her dead fiancé and she first meet, as he complimented her in the same way: "You are one dynamite gal."... and then the flashback proceeds to repeat that same line at different points in their relationship over, and over and over, made even funnier by the fact that they're wearing their armor at all times... including at the ice cream parlor, and while on a romantic picnic. [[TearJerker/WreckItRalph You'll be laughing until the Cy-Bug eats him.]] Or not, as the first time the scene plays it's a tragedy, but the repeat is clearly DeathAsComedy.

** The best part is after her husband gets eaten by the Cy-Bug. She starts to cry... and then whips out a [[{{BFG}} Gatling]] [[GatlingGood Gun]] from under her [[HyperspaceArsenal wedding dress]] and opens fire, all while crying. BlackComedy at its finest.

--->'''Ralph:''' "You kinda lost me there, Zangief."

*** The robot doesn't take kindly to Ralph's conduct, making it very clear when Ralph tries to fix the screen.

---> '''Calhoun:''' Markowski! What's the first rule of ''Hero's Duty''?

** His flailing when the baby Cy-Bug facehugs him, all while the hologram soldier gives a rousing speech congratulating him for his bravery, integrity, grace under pressure, and above all, ''dignity.''
** Especially the way Ralph is all pumped up and smiling before the game starts, then when the door opens and he sees the massive swarm of Cy-Bugs, his smile vanishes and he realizes he's screwed.
--> '''Ralph:''' [[OhCrap Sweet Mother Hubbard!]]
* When Felix and Calhoun get trapped in the pit of [[{{Pun}} NesquikSand]] in ''Sugar Rush'', Felix has Calhoun [[SlapStick hit him]] in the face repeatedly to get the Laffy Taffies, who are attracted to amusing things, to reach them. Felix uses his [[HealingShiv hammer to heal his injuries]] after each punch, suffering all kinds of AmusingInjuries after each blow. Once they get to safety, a heavenly chorus begins to sing and an ethereal glow highlights both of them as Calhoun gets all doe-eyed while looking at Felix, who smiles back proudly. Then Calhoun sees that [[LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn it's the Laffy Taffies singing and]] [[ShipperOnDeck they have surrounded her and Felix in the shape of a heart]]. So she [[ShutUpGunshot fires a few rounds into the air in order to make the Laffy Taffies knock it off.]]

* Entering the 30th anniversary party, Ralph stands up and accidentally causes a piece of ceiling to fall on Felix and "kill" him, much to the Nicelanders' horror, [[DeathIsCheap only for him to respawn immediately after]]. Bonus props for Felix doing the death animation similar to [[VideoGame/DonkeyKong Jumpman.]]
-->'''Felix''': [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight I'm okay!]] I'm okay. Fit as a fiddle!

* The scene where Felix and the Nicelanders find Ralph missing after the Moppet Girl puts a quarter in to play the game. It's like watching a stage performance that's been going very well until something way off script happens and the actors are forced to try to ad-lib to keep it going. In this case pathetically. It's especially impressive when Felix has to take control of the game ''that's currently being played'' to try to find Ralph.
** There's something extremely hilarious about the way he hops off the screen, saying ''"Ralph!"'' a few times in the same, 8-bit way, and then the instant he's out of view, he panics, drops the 8-bit movements, and bolts toward Ralph's dump screaming, "'''''RAAAAAAAAAAALPH!!'''''"
** Then there's what happens afterward when Moppet Girl calls Mr. Litwak over and the two looking on in confusion as the Nicelanders are just running around panicking while Felix hops all over the place shouting his catchphrase.

-->'''Markowski''': Look, only the best and bravest serve in our corps! ''[He sees a cockroach on Ralph's shoulder]'' BUG! ''[He [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl emits a high pitched scream]] and runs right into the wall, knocking himself out]''

** His flailing when the baby Cy-Bug facehugs him, all while the hologram soldier gives a rousing congratulatory speech about honor, duty, grace under pressure, and above all, ''dignity.''

** His flailing when the baby Cy-Bug facehugs him, all while the hologram soldier gives a rousing congratulatory speech about honor, duty, grace under pressure, ''dignity.''

** The fact that [[DrillSergeantNasty Calhoun]] is hesitant to hit him for real ("Look, you're a nice guy, I can't...") and Felix has to ''order'' her to punch him with all her strength.

** His flailing when the baby Cy-Bug facehugs him, all while the hologram soldier gives a rousing congratulatory speech about honor, duty, and most of all, ''dignity.'' None of that here, sir.

* When Felix and Calhoun get trapped in the pit of [[{{Pun}} NesquikSand]] in ''Sugar Rush'', Felix has Calhoun [[SlapStick hit him]] in the face repeatedly to get the Laffy Taffy, which is attracted to amusing things, to reach them. Felix uses his [[HealingShiv hammer to heal his injuries]] after each punch, suffering all kinds of AmusingInjuries after each blow. Once they get to safety, a heavenly chorus begins to sing and an ethereal glow highlights both of them as Calhoun gets all doe-eyed while looking at Felix, who smiles back proudly. Then Calhoun sees that [[LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn it's the Laffy Taffy singing and]] [[ShipperOnDeck the taffies have surrounded her and Felix in the shape of a heart]]. So she [[ShutUpGunshot fires a few rounds into the air in order to make the Laffy Taffies knock it off.]]
** What nails the scene is that before Calhoun shots a few rounds in the air, you can see Felix smiling in approval.
** The fact that Felix has to stand on a separate branch to be at eye level with Calhoun.

** For some reason, [[DrillSergeantNasty Calhoun]] being hesitant to hit him for real ("Look, you're a nice guy, I can't...") and Felix having to ''order'' her to punch him with all her strength makes it even funnier.
* While dealing with an angry Ralph, King Candy puts on a pair of glasses and says, "YouWouldntHitAGuyWithGlasses, would you?" Ralph promptly removes the glasses from Candy's face and smacks him on the head with the frames.

* The scene where Ralph accidentally causes a piece of ceiling to fall on Felix and "kill" him, much to the Nicelanders' horror, [[DeathIsCheap only for him to respawn immediately after]]. Bonus props for Felix doing the death animation similar to [[VideoGame/DonkeyKong Jumpman.]]

-->'''Felix:''' I don't have to do boo! Forgive my potty mouth. I am just so, so ''cross'' with you! Do you have any idea what you've put me through? I ran higglety-pigglety, all over creation looking for you! I almost [[ItMakesSenseInContext drowned in chocolate milk mix]]!

* When Ralph gets stuck in a pastry pond in ''Sugar Rush'', and gets [[CoveredInGunge covered in green taffy]], he gets relieved when Officers Wynchell and Duncan come by... and then they [[PoliceBrutality proceed to beat him up with their Billy clubs]] for accidentally trashing the stands at the roster qualifying race.

* The whole scene with Ralph being detained by the Surge Protector, who is basically the arcade's version of the TSA:

** The fact that [[spoiler:the Surge Protector]] apparently wrote the graffiti.

** Then comes his confession. Cue Calhoun having a flashback to when her dead fiancé and she first meet, as he complimented her in the same way: [[spoiler:"You are one dynamite gal."... and then the flashback proceeds to repeat that same line at different points in their relationship over, and over and over, made even funnier by the fact that they're wearing their armor at all times... including at the ice cream parlor, and while on a romantic picnic. [[TearJerker/WreckItRalph You'll be laughing until the Cy-Bug eats him.]] Or not, as the first time the scene plays it's a tragedy, but the repeat is clearly DeathAsComedy.]]
** The whole sequence compounds the joke 'cause, [[spoiler: we don't know this guy and for all Calhoun knows, neither does she (her backstory was programmed into her meaning it's made up and she's reacting to the tragedy) and it just straight up comes out of nowhere.]]
** The best part is after [[spoiler:her husband gets eaten by the Cy-Bug. She starts to cry... and then whips out a [[{{BFG}} Gatling]] [[GatlingGood Gun]] from under her [[HyperspaceArsenal wedding dress]] and opens fire, all while crying. BlackComedy at its finest.]]

* At the end when Vanellope [[spoiler:gets her proper status as princess back and the other racers ask what she's going to do now]]:
-->'''Vanellope''' ''(in sickly-sweet voice''): [[spoiler: Tut-tut! As your merciful princess, I hereby decree, that everyone that was ever mean to me shall be--]]

--> '''Vanellope''' ''(without missing a beat in a sickly-sweet voice)'': [[spoiler:''[[LaserGuidedKarma ...executed.]]'']]
--> ''(The ''Sugar Rush'' racers look aghast at Vanellope's decision with wide eyes and jaws fallen to the floor before Taffyta [[EverybodyCries leads them, bawling]], [[spoiler: with cries of "I don't want to die!"]]. Ralph and Felix look flabbergasted)''
--> '''Felix''': Oh my land!
--> '''Calhoun''' ''(nodding in approval)'': ''Welll...'' This place just got interesting...

--->'''Vanellope''': ''(sweetly)'' Behind you!

* At [[spoiler: Calhoun and Felix's wedding]] the window above them is suddenly painted with like a bajillion laser sights. Pan back and ''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill every single one]]'' of the ''Hero's Duty'' soldiers are [[MoreDakka pointing their guns]] at the window, [[ProperlyParanoid just in case.]]

-->'''Ralph''': I ''can't.'' I didn't ''win'' it in my game, I won it in ''Hero's Duty''.
-->'''Vanellope''': ''[glitches]'' Hero's ''Doody?'' ''[She bursts out laughing]''
-->'''Ralph''': ''[losing patience]'' It's not that kind of doody!
-->'''Vanellope''': ''[through laughter]'' I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called ''Hero's Doody''! Ha ha ha! What'd you win the medal for, ''wiping''? ''[Ralph rolls his eyes]'' I hope you washed your ''hands'' after you handled that medal!
-->'''Ralph''': Listen-
-->'''Vanellope''': One more, one more - why did the hero flush the toilet? ...Say "Why?"
-->'''Ralph''': ''[unimpressed]'' Why.
-->'''Vanellope''': Because it was his ''doody!''
-->'''Ralph''': How dare you insult ''Hero's Duty'', you little guttersnipe! I ''earned'' that medal! And you better get it back for me ''toute-suite'', sister!
-->'''Vanellope''': Well, unless you've got a go-kart hidden in the fat folds of your neck, I can't help ya!
** The fact that within 15 seconds, ''the audience'' has probably caught on with her!

--> '''[[VideoGame/DanceDanceRevolution Yuni]]''': All clear! The arcade's closed!

* During the ending, while [[spoiler:Ralph is telling Bad-Anon how his situation has improved]], he's wearing the goofiest grin possible, even while the Nicelanders are doing their 9 to 5 job of picking him up and pitching him off the building.

-->'''Gene''': ''Why is *he* here?''
-->'''Felix''': ''He's just here for a slice of cake.''
-->'''Ralph''': ''And I am a big part of the game, technically speaking... why are you here, Gene?''

* After [[spoiler:[[NightmareFuel his nigtmarish transformation into a Cy-Bug]]]], Virus King Candy/[[spoiler:Turbo]] gets this gem of BlackComedy to Ralph:
-->I ''should'' [[NiceJobBreakingItHero thank you!]] But it'd [[AffablyEvil be more fun]] to [[spoiler:''kill'' you]]!

* [[spoiler:When Vanellope starts teleporting towards Ralph, after the first teleport, the Cy-Bug that was about to eat her looks around as if it's thinking "Where'd she go?"]]

-->'''Ralph''' ''(fist-bumping Vanellope)'': See you later, President Fart-Feathers.\\
'''Vanellope''' ''(saluting)'': [[GratuitousFrench Au revoir]], Admiral Underpants.\\
'''Ralph''' ''(with a flourish and a bow)'': And farewell, Baroness Boogerface!\\
'''Vanellope''': Goodbye, Major Body Odor!\\
'''Ralph''': [[GratuitousSpanish Hasta la vista]], your-\\
'''Felix''' ''(getting impatient)'': ''Ralph?!''\\
'''Ralph''': Alright, to be continued!

-->'''Ralph''': Hey, excuse you!