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* Turtle and Peril meet one another for the first time early in the book. When Turtle introduces himself by simply saying "Turtle", Peril thinks that he's speaking some kind of code language or calling ''her'' a turtle, and so responds with "Moose."
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* Winter's reason for believing that Darkstalker is good now is that he hasn't demanded to be king of the Night Wings. Cue the slate jumping and Turtle sending a message that says Daekstalker wants to be king of the Night Wings.

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* Winter's reason for believing that Darkstalker is good now is that he hasn't demanded to be king of the Night Wings. Cue the slate jumping and Turtle sending a message that says Daekstalker Darkstalker wants to be king of the Night Wings.
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* Sunny when Glory tells her that she needs her to cheer her on:
-->'''Sunny:''' I think I'm being patronized... but I'll cheer for you anyways!
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* Wren briefly runs into Deathbringer but, due to not being ''entirely'' fluent in dragon, mistakes his name for Murderbasket. Deathbringer is, understandably, mortified.
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* The Wingwatcher's Guide to Dragons notes that since no one ever reported a [[ActualPacifist Rainwing]] attack, they must be the deadliest type of dragons who never leave any survivors
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*In the graphic novel Scarlet tries to kill glory with fire which blows in her face doing nothing.
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* While Blister is complaining about how useless the dragonets are, Morrowseer suggests that maybe she could have been, quote, "less sinister towards them." Apparently, in all his vast knowledge, he doesn't know the meaning of irony.
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* When he's first introduced Whirlpool refers to Anemone and Tsunami as "Your smaller majesties."
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* Queen Scarlet asks Clay and Tsunami if they lived under a rock, since they didn't recognize her. They answer yes.
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*Six-Claws' reaction to Sunny being given an assassin's business card:
-->'''Assassin''': Need anyone killed, little lady? Here, take my card.\\
'''Six-Claws''': Whose is it? ...Nah, you don't want him. Too expensive, barely competent.\\

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* Magnificent doesn't like it when Exquisite calls her "Auntie Maggie" and we find out that even Rainwings are capable of snark.
--> '''Exquisite:''' (To her sloths) Auntie Maggie isn't mad, she's just in a temper because she actually has to do something.
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* Qibli and Moon come across Darkstalker trying to turn Fierceteeth into Clearsight and sinking further into despair as he fails to get it right. This exchange happens.
-->'''Moon:''' That's the dragon I see, underneath the other dragon.
-->'''Qibli:''' You're right, underneath the brainwashing genocidal murderer is a very lonely brainwashing genocidal murderer.
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* A bit of morbid comedy: Mushroom runs away with treasure and is chased after by Queen Scarlet. One of the others says that they hope she bites his head off. Anybody who read the Dragonet Prophecy can tell you that's exactly what happened.
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* The main reason Qibli suspects that Darkstalker has a spell on him is that Winter is giving him a chance.

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* The main reason Qibli suspects that Darkstalker has a spell on him is that Winter (of all dragons) is giving him a chance.
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* This book has a map of Pyrrhia at the beginning just like every other non-Winglets book. This time the map consists entirely of the words "Here be Dragons" in different places with a few variations ("Here be Dragons, probably?" over the rainforest and "Here be Underwater Dragons" over the Sea Kingdom). Wren lampshades this.
-->'''Wren:''' Thank you [[CaptainObvious Mr. Obvious-Map-Writer]].
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* The main reason Qibli suspects that Darkstalker has a spell on him is that Winter is giving him a chance.
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** Made even funnier when Legends reveals that this isn't a new development, he was always like this.
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* Wren has always fantasized about returning to her hometown on dragonback, so she can terrify her AbusiveParents- and in the ending, ''she actually does''!
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* Darkstalker shows that he's turned into a ManChild over the past two thousand years by saying they could kill Glory and then says, "Ha, look at that! Evil dragon." Moon, however, thinks [[DudeNotFunny it's not funny]], so Darkstalker asks, "TooSoon?"

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* Darkstalker shows that he's turned into a ManChild over the past two thousand years by saying they could kill Glory and then says, "Ha, look at that! Evil dragon." Moon, however, thinks [[DudeNotFunny it's not funny]], so Darkstalker asks, "TooSoon?"
"too soon?"
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* Tsunami sees another [=SeaWing=] dragon and flashes her glowing stripes at him underwater. When they surface, the dragon (Riptide) reveals that Tsunami was flirting with him by accident. The message translates to "[[MyHovercraftIsFullOfEels Hey, sparkling teeth, I totally love three of your claws but not the others, and I wish your nose was a herring so I can eat it, and also your wings sound like sharks snoring]]".

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* Tsunami sees another [=SeaWing=] dragon and flashes her glowing stripes at him underwater. When they surface, the dragon (Riptide) reveals that Tsunami was flirting with him by accident. The message translates to "[[MyHovercraftIsFullOfEels Hey, sparkling teeth, I totally love three of your claws but not the others, and I wish your nose was a herring so I can eat it, and also your wings sound like sharks snoring]]". To top it all off, [[ActuallyPrettyFunny this gets a laugh out of her.]]
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-->'''Glory''': I, Blister, was about to challenge her (Queen Oasis)! I should be queen!
-->'''Tsunami''': I, Burn, am eldest and biggest! I should be queen!
-->'''Starflight''': I, Blaze, am the youngest and would have the longest reign! I should be queen!
-->'''Tsunami''': ''(snickers)'' And...?
-->'''Starflight''': ''(dully)'' And I am also by far the prettiest.

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-->'''Glory''': I, Blister, was about to challenge her (Queen Oasis)! ''[Queen Oasis]''! I should be queen!
-->'''Tsunami''':
queen!\\
'''Tsunami''':
I, Burn, am eldest and biggest! I should be queen!
-->'''Starflight''':
queen!\\
'''Starflight''':
I, Blaze, am the youngest and would have the longest reign! I should be queen!
-->'''Tsunami''':
queen!\\
'''Tsunami''':
''(snickers)'' And...?
-->'''Starflight''':
?\\
'''Starflight''':
''(dully)'' And I am also by far the prettiest.
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* Any and all of Thorn's long, creative slurs. [[LikeMotherLikeDaughter And when Sunny uses it]] around the time of the above.
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** As they all laugh at Staflight for said above quote, even Sunny (who's supposed to be playing the now-dead queen) ends up {{Corpsing}}.

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** As they all laugh at Staflight Starflight for said above quote, even Sunny (who's supposed to be playing the now-dead queen) ends up {{Corpsing}}.
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* A great sight gag from the graphic novel: Tsunami mentioning the Talons taught her history is shown by a scroll depicting terrified scavengers fleeing a dragon's fire.
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* Winter's reason for believing that Darkstalker is good now is that he hasn't demanded to be king of the Night Wings. Cue the slate jumping and Turtle sending a message that says Daekstalker wants to be king of the Night Wings.

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* Clay tries a piece of fruit that's big and red. When the other dragons start talking, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Clay eats the fruit and gets a weird look on his face (his teeth get stuck together)]], so he mumbles through this mouthful of fruit for a little while.

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* Clay tries a piece of fruit that's big and red. When the other dragons start talking, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Clay eats the fruit and gets a weird look on his face (his teeth get stuck together)]], so he mumbles through this mouthful of fruit for a little while.
while. He even tries talking through the fruit when Glory and Starflight start arguing.



* Clay's dreams about eating lots of food.

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* Clay's dreams about eating lots of food. \n He's sitting in a big room like the [[Literature/AChristmasCarol Ghost of Christmas Present]], surrounded by all kinds of food like hippos, bears, cows, and many fruits and [[BigEater eating to his heart's delight]].
** When Starflight visits Glory's dream in the dreamvisitor, he remarks to Glory about how she and Tsunami were right: Clay does dream about food all the time.




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* Darkstalker shows that he's turned into a ManChild over the past two thousand years by saying they could kill Glory and then says, "Ha, look at that! Evil dragon." Moon, however, thinks [[DudeNotFunny it's not funny]], so Darkstalker asks, "TooSoon?"




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* Moon mentions to her friends to not [[ToadLicking eat any brightly colored frogs]]. Why? Because she's had [[MushroomSamba weird dreams about newts and anteaters taking over the world]].




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* Peril is happy at being not able to burn anything up anymore and tries being menacing without the firescales, even practicing her growling. Scarlet's response?
-->"You sound like you're digesting an overweight grizzly bear."
* Cliff wants to see his mom Ruby fight Scarlet. Or in his words: "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I WANT! TO SEE! MOMMY KILL GRANDMA]]!"
* Once Peril is reunited with Moon and her friends, Winter asks harshly if Peril's not a threat anymore. So Peril thinks "''MUSHROOMS AND MONGOOSES''" as hard as she can at Moon, who giggles.


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* At one point in the book, Clearsight's friend Listener wants to FreeTheFrogs...that is, freeing scavengers used in their science classes. She even declares at one point that she doesn't need school to become an animal rights activist.
** In the end, though, only one human makes it out alive. The other [[AlwaysABiggerFish gets eaten by an [=IceWing=] dragon]].
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* "WE ARE NOT CALLING IT MAGICAL DEATH SPIT!"

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*** As they all laugh at Staflight, even Sunny ends up {{Corpsing}}.

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*** ** As they all laugh at Staflight, Staflight for said above quote, even Sunny (who's supposed to be playing the now-dead queen) ends up {{Corpsing}}.
* Even when Tsunami gets chained to a stalagmite, she sings "The Dragonets Are Coming" in a very loud and annoying voice to annoy Kestrel.




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* Even after she and the other dragonets are still held captive, Glory still can't stop snarking at Tsunami.
-->'''Glory''': ''(looking at Queen Coral's egg)'' Wow, they really do it real quick in the Sea Kingdom, don't they? So who's the lucky [=SeaWing=]?




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* Commander Tempest's last words before she dies from her wounds: "[[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Well, son of a starfish]]."

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* The Dragonets of Destiny attempt to reinact the play when the [SandWing=] sisters go to war with each other. Such highlights include:

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* The Dragonets of Destiny attempt to reinact the play when the [SandWing=] [=SandWing=] sisters go to war with each other. Such highlights include:




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** The others perform their lines pretty well too.
-->'''Glory''': I, Blister, was about to challenge her (Queen Oasis)! I should be queen!
-->'''Tsunami''': I, Burn, am eldest and biggest! I should be queen!
-->'''Starflight''': I, Blaze, am the youngest and would have the longest reign! I should be queen!
-->'''Tsunami''': ''(snickers)'' And...?
-->'''Starflight''': ''(dully)'' And I am also by far the prettiest.
*** As they all laugh at Staflight, even Sunny ends up {{Corpsing}}.



* DRAGONETS WUZ HERE.

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* DRAGONETS While accusing Tsunami of almost killing a [=SkyWing=] dragon, Glory sarcastically asks if they'd like to write graffiti on the body saying "DRAGONETS WUZ HERE.
HERE".
* Tsunami sees another [=SeaWing=] dragon and flashes her glowing stripes at him underwater. When they surface, the dragon (Riptide) reveals that Tsunami was flirting with him by accident. The message translates to "[[MyHovercraftIsFullOfEels Hey, sparkling teeth, I totally love three of your claws but not the others, and I wish your nose was a herring so I can eat it, and also your wings sound like sharks snoring]]".

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* Clay tries a piece of fruit that's big and red. When the other dragons start talking, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Clay eats the fruit and gets a weird look on his face (his teeth get stuck together)]], so he mumbles through this mouthful of fruit for a little while.




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* In the prey-center, where the dragons practice hunting prey, Clay shouts to the chickens to line up and stand still so that the dragons can eat them.



Darkstalker revealing that he's one of Sunny's distant ancestors.
Darkstalker: Sunny! Get this! I'm your great-great-great-great-great-okay-I'm-losing-many-greats-great-uncle!

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* Darkstalker revealing that he's one of Sunny's distant ancestors.
Darkstalker: -->'''Darkstalker''': Sunny! Get this! I'm your great-great-great-great-great-okay-I'm-losing-many-greats-great-uncle!



* Peril thinking that Chibli yelling at an animus bowl is a game, so she decides to join in.

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* Peril thinking that Chibli Qibli yelling at an animus bowl is a game, so she decides to join in.in.
-->'''Peril''': ''(yelling at the bowl)'' HEY BOWL! YOUR SHAPE IS INANE! FOOD PROBABLY FALLS OUT OF YOU ALL THE TIME! I BET YOU DON'T EVEN STACK WELL IN CABINETS! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU'RE THE WORST! ''(to Qibli)'' Ooh, this is great. Let's do this everyday!
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From one of the authors of ''Literature/WarriorCats'', this series about warring dragons turns out to crank up the comedy.

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[[AC:The Dragonet Prophecy]]
* The Dragonets of Destiny attempt to reinact the play when the [SandWing=] sisters go to war with each other. Such highlights include:
** Clay's scavenger noises: "Squeak, squeak, squeak! And other annoying scavenger noises!"
*** It's even funnier in the graphic novel, with Clay's dragon head on a human body in a mural acting.
** Sunny parading around the room, pretending to be Queen Oasis. When she sees "the scavenger" (Clay), she yelps, but Tsunami says that she's not supposed to be scared.

[[AC:The Lost Heir]]
* DRAGONETS WUZ HERE.

[[AC:The Dark Secret]]
* Clay's dreams about eating lots of food.

[[AC:The Brightest Night]]
* Tsunami being described to be as diplomatic as an angry rhinoceros.

[[AC:Moon Rising]]

[[AC:Winter Turning]]

[[AC:Escaping Peril]]

[[AC:Talons Of Power]]
Darkstalker revealing that he's one of Sunny's distant ancestors.
Darkstalker: Sunny! Get this! I'm your great-great-great-great-great-okay-I'm-losing-many-greats-great-uncle!

[[AC: Darkness Of Dragons]]
* Peril thinking that Chibli yelling at an animus bowl is a game, so she decides to join in.
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[[AC:Prisoner]]

[[AC:Assassin]]

[[AC:Deserter]]
* This line when Six-Claws and Dune meet each other.
-->Dune immediately looked at Six-Claws’s talons — [[DeadpanSnarker yes, he had six claws on each of his front feet instead of the usual five; thanks so much for letting everyone know right away, parents]] — and then tried very hard to pretend that he hadn’t.

[[AC:Runaway]]
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