History Funny / WingsOfFire

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--> '''Exquisite:''' (To her sloths) Auntie Maggie isn't mad, she's just in a temper because she actually has to do something.

* When Morrorseer offers Starflight some carrion to eat, Starflight goes into [[{{Technobabble}} a long explanation on how he's not adapted for eating carrion like the other nightwings on their island]]. Morrorseer, the big bad scary cryptic stoic antagonist, [[NotSoStoic gives him a thousand yard stare]], then casually remarks he now knows how Starflight's father is [[LikeFatherLikeSon because only]] ''[[LikeFatherLikeSon he]]'' [[LikeFatherLikeSon would talk like that]].

* Flame's scratched eye looking disfigured from Viper's venom? ([[NightmareFuel shudder]]) The same eye eliciting a sympathetic "Oof!" and a petulant "Ew!" from the nightwing guards? Priceless!

* Another funny moment in the graphic novel is Sunny witnessing the rainwings' meager abilities to use a spear. One looks at theirs in confusion, another practices using it ''while pointing the wrong end'', and a third so happily uses it to chase butterflies.
* When Sunny tries to leave a threatening message for the nightwings to turn back, they so easily think it's a message from a mythical figure called "The Darkstalker". There's something so comical about how they think [[ThePollyanna Sunny]], of all dragons, is their equivalent of the boogeyman. [[DramaticIrony This could not be further from the truth]].

-->'''Assassin''': Need anyone killed, little lady? Here, take my card.\\
'''Six-Claws''': Whose is it? ...Nah, you don't want him. Too expensive, barely competent.\\

* Sunny putting Smolder on edge by guessing what the "sandwing secret" is and, not too long after, what important treasure he's most worried about.
* The BlackComedy that Stonemover named his pet fox "Dinner". It was either name him this or "Starve".
* Tsunami trying in vain to train the Rainwings on how to be fighters. The graphic novel offers a plethora of Tsunami's complaints, which includes:

* Tsunami being described to be as diplomatic as an angry rhinoceros.
* "Three moons, [[CaptainObvious I'm bleeding]]!!" One can't tell if Blaze is more worried she's experiencing pain ''or'' [[SkewedPriorities that the blood will get all over her nice white cloak]].

* Winter's reason for believing that Darkstalker is good now is that he hasn't demanded to be king of the Night Wings. Cue the slate jumping and Turtle sending a message that says Darkstalker wants to be king of the Night Wings.

-->'''Moon:''' That's the dragon I see, underneath the other dragon.
-->'''Qibli:''' You're right, underneath the brainwashing genocidal murderer is a very lonely brainwashing genocidal murderer.

* Swordtail, being the apparent comic relief of the group, is often a fountain of moments like these, particularly when he's on Cricket's stimulant.

* In what is otherwise a very dark book, Lady Scarab and her daughter Lady Jewel provide quite the funny duo when they meet Cricket, as Jewel tries to maintain a dignified royal image as Scarab constantly criticizes her over how she runs things in her hive.

-->'''Tsunami''': I can see a future- one where it takes me three years to answer all of your questions.
-->'''Cricket''': [[SarcasmBlind REALLY?!]]

* The Wingwatcher's Guide to Dragons notes that since no one ever reported a [[ActualPacifist Rainwing]] attack, they must be the deadliest type of dragons who never leave any survivors
* A bit of morbid comedy: Mushroom runs away with treasure and is chased after by Queen Scarlet. One of the others says that they hope she bites his head off. Anybody who read the Dragonet Prophecy can tell you that's exactly what happened.

* Although sobering on paper, Kinkajou's salty comment that Coconut is her ''ex''-friend for how he [[CallBack previously]] [[ApatheticCitizen neglected to look for her when she was kidnapped by NightWings]]. Also, Kinkajou making a StealthInsult to Coconut, as it flies over his head.

* Tsunami trying in vain to train the RainWings on how to be fighters. The graphic novel offers a plethora of Tsunami's complaints, which includes:

* Tsunami trying in vain to train the rainwings on how to be fighters. The graphic novel offers a plethora of tsunami's complaints, which includes:

** "Three moons, ar eyou eating again?"

* In the graphic novel, in the arena, Tsunami and Starflight are to fight each other! ...only to instead do the dragon equivalent of a hug [[BaitAndSwitch instead]]. One dragon can only confusedly jeer "Boo?" while the rest of the arena lets out a collective "[[CutenessProximity AWWWWW]]!"

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* Tsunami being described to be as diplomatic as an angry rhinoceros.

* "Three moons, I'm bleeding!!" One can't tell if Blaze is more worried she's experiencing pain ''or'' [[SkewedPriorities that the blood will get all over her nice white cloak]].

* Six-Claws' reaction to Sunny being given an assassin's business card:
-->'''Assassin''': Need anyone killed, little lady? Here, take my card.\\
'''Six-Claws''': Whose is it? ...Nah, you don't want him. Too expensive, barely competent.\\

* The anticlimatic nature of [[NamesToReallyRunFrom Battlewinner]] threatening to crawl out of her lava pool and kill every dragon in the room for their defiance. ...only to instantaneously turn into an ice sculpture because [[TooDumbToLive she neglected to remember she needs the lava pool to live]]. Made all the more funnier by the caught-off-guard expression she makes when she turns to ice.

* When Morrorseer offers Starflight some carrion to eat, Starflight goes into [[{{Technobabble}} a long explanation on how he's not adapted for eating carrion like the other nightwings on their island]]. Morrorseer, the big bad scary cryptic stoic antagonist, [[NotSoStoic gives him a thousand yard stare]], then casually remarks Starflight is indeed [[LikeFatherLikeSon Mastermind's son]] to be so brainy.