History Funny / WhiteCollar

** The banter between Sarah, Neal and Peter is just beautiful.
--> '''Sarah:''' Neal brought me a gift.\\

'''Sarah:''' [[GenreSavvy He wants something.]]\\

'''Sarah:''' When someone like you gets someone like me a gift, there's a reason. Peter, what do you think Neal wants?\\

--> '''Peter:''' Should have gone with [[StealthPun Eisenhower]].

* The picture of Peter's mustache at the end of that same episode.
** Seen again in ''Forging Bonds'', along with an equally hilarious goatee sported by Mozzie.

-->'''Neal:''' I'm standing alone by a waste disposal plant...

** Elizabeth's absolutely ''blindsided'' look when Neal casually walks up to the witness and introduces himself as Peter. Then, after the witness has left, they both just stare for a moment in a 'what did we just do?' manner.

** Also, Neal's casual reaction to being asked [[ItMakesSenseInContext if he can impersonate a Naval officer]]

** Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming. Peter wouldn't accept the tickets from Neal, who had originally given them to him as an attempt to get back on his good side. By the end of the episode, Neal genuinely ''wants'' Peter to have the tickets, so he gives them to Jones, knowing the first thing Jones will do is invite Pe
** The fact that Neal and Mozzie spend almost the entire episode trying to set up Evan and Chloe

** Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming. Peter wouldn't accept the tickets from Neal, who had originally given them to him as an attempt to get back on his good side. By the end of the episode, Neal genuinely ''wants'' Peter to have the tickets, so he gives them to Jones, knowing the first thing Jones will do is invite Peter.

Also, Neal's casual reaction to being asked [[ItMakesSenseInContext if he can impersonate a Naval officer]]

** Neal gets the last word, exasperatedly asking, "How is it that three grown men don't understand what's going on here?"

-->'''Sara:''' ''Noo,'' I'm only interested in one instrument, not watching them swing theirs.

* In "Compromising Positions", [[ItMakesSenseInContext Peter and Sara have to fake a bunch of dirty pictures]]. Peter is, [[{{Adorkable}} well]] - [[HappilyMarried Peter]], and uncomfortable at touching another woman, Sara is just as weirded out, Neal is hanging out on the balcony with a camera offering commentary, and El is doing everything from ripping Peter's shirt the "right" way to slapping his butt and telling him to "show her your moves, honey". ''Hilarious''.

* "In the Wind": Neal has just woken up when James enters his flat, telling him they need to plan... and then is caught flatfooted as he sees Sara wearing just a short silk robe. And then James says, "You must be Kate."
** Mozzie arrives, sees Sara, asks who called her over, gives her his coffee, and pours himself a glass of wine.
** Peter arrives last. "Good, you're all here. [[RunningGag Who called Sara?]]"
** Sara gets the last word: "How is it that three grown men don't understand what's going on here?"

** Also, Willie Garson, who plays Mozzie, describes acting and scripts: "It's almost like raising children. You do your best every day, and hope they don't grow up to be an axe murderer."

-->'''Neal:''' Peter, hey, uh...three things: nobody's dead, Satchmo's fine, aaand I changed your alarm code, which I'll gladly give back to you in exchange for some maple syrup. Tell Elizabeth I said hi.

-->'''Neal:''' Peter, hey, three things: nobody's dead, Satchmo's fine, aaand I changed your alarm code, which I will gladly give back to you in exchange for some maple syrup.

** Neal and Mozzie's cab driver/customer routine later in the episode.