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* After Neal reveals the red fiber to be a new (and heavily classified) security fiber from the Canadian hundred dollar bill, he asks Peter how upset they were he knew. Peter responds they were pretty upset. At least, [[CanadaEh as upset as Canadians can get.]]
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* After Neal reveals the red fiber to be a new (and heavily classified) security fiber from the Canadian hundred dollar bill, he asks Peter how upset they were he knew. Peter responds they were pretty upset. At least, [[CanadaEh [[CourteousCanadian as upset as Canadians can get.]]
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** This entire episode is a [=CMOF=]. Mozzie gets several good moments, including what is probably the absolute ''best'' use of the phrase, [[IncrediblyLamePun "Drill, Baby, Drill!"]] in television history.
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** This entire episode is a [=CMOF=]. Mozzie gets several good moments, including what is probably the absolute ''best'' use of the phrase, [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} "Drill, Baby, Drill!"]] in television history.
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*** The most impressive thing about this moment is the fact that, with just ''one syllable'', Matt Bomer manages to sound deadpan, drugged out, and cocky ''all at the same time!''
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-->'''Neal:''' Why is Elizabeth laughing?\\
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-->'''Elizabeth:''' Neal, are you okay? Do you need another ice pack?\\
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-->'''Neal''': I was expecting more ''Series/MagnumPI'', less ''VideoGame/SuperMario''.
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-->'''Neal''': I was expecting more ''Series/MagnumPI'', less ''VideoGame/SuperMario''.''[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Super Mario]]''.
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** Neal accidentally nicknames the guy they're after as Robin Hoodie, and the agents all run with it. They also spend the episode calling him the next Neal Caffrey. Neal just hates the idea of being replaced and he can't stand having given the guy a cool nickname. ''And everyone knows it''.
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** Mozzie and El's interactions throughout the episode are all pretty funny.
--> '''Elizabeth:''' Are you going to bow to the will of the establishment?
** Mozzie thinks that Elizabeth's plan to pretend she's FBI is the worst idea he's ever heard. Note that this episode takes place only a few episodes after the one where Neal proposed that Mozzie smuggle up a forged painting and a parachute to a penthouse so that Neal could later trick Peter into locking him into a closet that he could escape from, break into the penthouse, swap the real painting for the forgery, jump off the building with the real painting, detach the equipment, pass the painting to Mozzie without breaking stride, and lock himself back in the supply closet, all within the span of ten minutes.
--> '''Elizabeth:''' Are you going to bow to the will of the establishment?
** Mozzie thinks that Elizabeth's plan to pretend she's FBI is the worst idea he's ever heard. Note that this episode takes place only a few episodes after the one where Neal proposed that Mozzie smuggle up a forged painting and a parachute to a penthouse so that Neal could later trick Peter into locking him into a closet that he could escape from, break into the penthouse, swap the real painting for the forgery, jump off the building with the real painting, detach the equipment, pass the painting to Mozzie without breaking stride, and lock himself back in the supply closet, all within the span of ten minutes.
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And then later, in "Ice Breaker".
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** And then later, in "Ice Breaker".
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* Both Peter and Mozzie lampshades Neal's flair for romance in the same way, which activates Caffrey's indignation in much the same way as well. First in "Under the Radar"-
-->'''Peter''': ''[notices Chrysler painting]'' Chrysler building. That's new.
-->'''Neal''': Almost finished.
-->'''Peter''': ''smirks'' Painting it for your girlfriend?
-->'''Neal''': Are you 9?
And then later, in "Ice Breaker".
-->'''Mozzie''': ''[teasing voice]'' Rebecca just called on the burner phone!
-->'''Neal''': ''smiles'' Really? What did she say?
-->'''Mozzie''': Do I detect a lilt in your voice? (Neal sighs) Agent Greutzner sees all. You ''like'' her!
-->'''Neal''': ''[stands up]'' What is this, sixth grade?
-->'''Mozzie''': Personally, I don't see the attraction. She doesn't want to rob you, or arrest you, or charge you with insurance fraud..
-->'''Neal''': ''[cuts him off]'' Oh, just tell me what she said...
The tone of which Neal changes the subject at the end, resembles that of an exasperated teenager. Priceless. Apparently, they ''are'' in the sixth grade...
-->'''Peter''': ''[notices Chrysler painting]'' Chrysler building. That's new.
-->'''Neal''': Almost finished.
-->'''Peter''': ''smirks'' Painting it for your girlfriend?
-->'''Neal''': Are you 9?
And then later, in "Ice Breaker".
-->'''Mozzie''': ''[teasing voice]'' Rebecca just called on the burner phone!
-->'''Neal''': ''smiles'' Really? What did she say?
-->'''Mozzie''': Do I detect a lilt in your voice? (Neal sighs) Agent Greutzner sees all. You ''like'' her!
-->'''Neal''': ''[stands up]'' What is this, sixth grade?
-->'''Mozzie''': Personally, I don't see the attraction. She doesn't want to rob you, or arrest you, or charge you with insurance fraud..
-->'''Neal''': ''[cuts him off]'' Oh, just tell me what she said...
The tone of which Neal changes the subject at the end, resembles that of an exasperated teenager. Priceless. Apparently, they ''are'' in the sixth grade...
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'''Neal:''' ''[smirking like a 7th-grader]'' [[DidYouJustHaveSex Are they...?]]\\
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'''Neal:''' ''[smirking like a 7th-grader]'' 12-year-old]'' [[DidYouJustHaveSex Are they...?]]\\
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*** Which Peter cures with pickle juice.
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*** Which Peter [[HideousHangoverCure cures with pickle juice.juice]].
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'''Neal:''' ''[alternately surprised[=/=]impressed[=/=]amused]'' [[DidYouJustHaveSex Are they...?]]\\
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'''Neal:''' ''[alternately surprised[=/=]impressed[=/=]amused]'' ''[smirking like a 7th-grader]'' [[DidYouJustHaveSex Are they...?]]\\
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** When Peter introduces himself as Neal, he makes a pointed remark to Caffrey via switching the pronouns:
--> '''Peter:''' Had it not been for Agent Burke here, I'd still be in prison...rotting.
--> '''Neal:''' ''[as Peter]'' You're giving me way more credit than I deserve.
--> '''Peter:''' No, no. Don't be modest Peter. You caught me...''twice''. And you can send me back any time you want.
*** Neal can also play the pronoun game, and immediately gets him back:
--> '''Neal:''' ''[as Peter]'' I know Neal seems intimidating, but he's very ''useful'' in cases like yours. ''In fact'', I think he's the ''single most valuable asset'' we have here at the Bureau.
--> '''Peter:''' Had it not been for Agent Burke here, I'd still be in prison...rotting.
--> '''Neal:''' ''[as Peter]'' You're giving me way more credit than I deserve.
--> '''Peter:''' No, no. Don't be modest Peter. You caught me...''twice''. And you can send me back any time you want.
*** Neal can also play the pronoun game, and immediately gets him back:
--> '''Neal:''' ''[as Peter]'' I know Neal seems intimidating, but he's very ''useful'' in cases like yours. ''In fact'', I think he's the ''single most valuable asset'' we have here at the Bureau.
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** More than that, Neal was mostly okay with being called untrustworthy (real issues bleeding through), but he was just so hurt when Peter insulted his hats, earnestly insisting that Peter ''loves'' his hats.
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** More than that, Neal was mostly okay with being called untrustworthy (real issues bleeding through), but he was just so hurt Neal's scandalized look when Peter insulted insults his hats, earnestly insisting that Peter ''loves'' his hats.
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* From ''All In:''
--> '''Neal:''' I think I saw the Ark of the Covenant back there.\\
--> '''Neal:''' I think I saw the Ark of the Covenant back there.\\
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* From ''All In:''
"All In:"
--> '''Neal:''' I think I saw [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk the Ark of theCovenant Covenant]] back there.\\
--> '''Neal:''' I think I saw [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk the Ark of the
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* How Neal excuses himself to the restroom in ''Hard Sell'':
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* How Neal excuses himself to the restroom in ''Hard Sell'': "Hard Sell":
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* Neal and Mozzie using what appears to be an Oregon Trail board game to map out their plan for destroying the tape in ''Bad Judgment.''
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* Neal and Mozzie using what appears to be an Oregon Trail board game to map out their plan for destroying the tape in ''Bad Judgment.''"Bad Judgment".
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* Also from ''Bad Judgement'', when talking about taking down the corrupt judge, Peter makes the mistake of saying they will get her disrobed. Neal just grins and raises his eyebrows.
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* Also from ''Bad Judgement'', "Bad Judgement", when talking about taking down the corrupt judge, Peter makes the mistake of saying they will get her disrobed. Neal just grins and raises his eyebrows.
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* In ''Vital Signs'', Neal is strapped to a bed and given tranquilizers after he is caught in Dr. Powell's office. When Peter finds him, Neal's still on the bed (singing, no less) even though he freed himself a while ago.
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* In ''Vital Signs'', "Vital Signs", Neal is strapped to a bed and given tranquilizers after he is caught in Dr. Powell's office. When Peter finds him, Neal's still on the bed (singing, no less) even though he freed himself a while ago.
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** Also from ''Vital Signs'', while Neal is recovering from the tranquilizers at Peter's house:
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** Also from ''Vital Signs'', "Vital Signs", while Neal is recovering from the tranquilizers at Peter's house:
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** Most of ''Vital Signs'' is hilarious. Mention also goes to the scene early on where Neal shows up unexpectedly at the Burkes' house while they're having breakfast. Elizabeth offers him a cereal bowl, she and Neal both completely ignore Peter's annoyance with him for interrupting breakfast, and then Neal digs around in the cereal box for the free toy--a silver sheriff badge, which he pins onto his suit.
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** Most of ''Vital Signs'' "Vital Signs" is hilarious. Mention also goes to the scene early on where Neal shows up unexpectedly at the Burkes' house while they're having breakfast. Elizabeth offers him a cereal bowl, she and Neal both completely ignore Peter's annoyance with him for interrupting breakfast, and then Neal digs around in the cereal box for the free toy--a toy -- a silver sheriff badge, which he pins onto his suit.
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** What makes it even better, near the end of the episode, when they show up to arrest Dr. Powell, Peter holds up his FBI badge--and Neal, with the most adorable grin on his face, holds up his sheriff badge.
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** What makes it even better, near the end of the episode, when they show up to arrest Dr. Powell, Peter holds up his FBI badge--and badge -- and Neal, with the most adorable grin on his face, holds up his sheriff badge.
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* From ''Bottlenecked.'' Hughes walks into Peter's office:
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* From ''Bottlenecked.'' "Bottlenecked". Hughes walks into Peter's office:
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* Also from ''Bottlenecked'', when Neal walks up behind Mozzie (who's making a fake bottle), Mozzie screams at the top of his lungs and nearly stabs Neal with a pair of large tweasers.
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* Also from ''Bottlenecked'', "Bottlenecked", when Neal walks up behind Mozzie (who's making a fake bottle), Mozzie screams at the top of his lungs and nearly stabs Neal with a pair of large tweasers.
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* When Neal has to work with Agent Rice in ''Front Man:''
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* When Neal has to work with Agent Rice in ''Front Man:''"Front Man":
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'''{{Beat}}, as Rice gives him a death glare.'''\\
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'''{{Beat}}, as Rice gives him a death glare.DeathGlare.'''\\
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* Diana's conversation with Neal whilst sitting on his lap pretending to be a flirtatious call girl in ''Need to Know''.
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* Diana's conversation with Neal whilst sitting on his lap pretending to be a flirtatious call girl in ''Need "Need to Know''.Know".
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'''Diana''': ''[sensually]'' Well... I'd have put this strawberry in that guy's mouth, taken him up to my room, put a gun between his ribs--and told him to shut up and sit tight, or I'd arrest him for solicitation.\\
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'''Diana''': ''[sensually]'' Well... I'd have put this strawberry in that guy's mouth, taken him up to my room, put a gun between his ribs--and ribs -- and told him to shut up and sit tight, or I'd arrest him for solicitation.\\
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*** Seen again in ''Forging Bonds'', along with an equally hilarious goatee sported by Mozzie.
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*** Seen again in ''Forging Bonds'', "Forging Bonds", along with an equally hilarious goatee sported by Mozzie.
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** "Hey, do yourself a favor--never try to send a grappling hook through the post office."
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** "Hey, do yourself a favor--never favor -- never try to send a grappling hook through the post office."
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* In TheTeaser for ''Copycat Caffrey'', Peter and Neal say that a crime resembles one allegedly committed by someone familiar. Diana doesn't get it, and asks "Who?" Neal gets the dopiest grin on his face as he answers: "Me."
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* In TheTeaser for ''Copycat Caffrey'', "Copycat Caffrey", Peter and Neal say that a crime resembles one allegedly committed by someone familiar. Diana doesn't get it, and asks "Who?" Neal gets the dopiest grin on his face as he answers: "Me."
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** At one point, Peter has to pretend to be a Detroit mobster. However, he needs an expert in the Detroit mob. Cue Mozzie in the van feeding him his lines.
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** At one point, Peter has to pretend to be a Detroit UsefulNotes/{{Detroit}} mobster. However, he needs an expert in the Detroit mob. Cue Mozzie in the van feeding him his lines.
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* In ''By The Book'', Mozzie finally walks into the FBI offices, dumbstruck by the very idea of doing so. What follows is a montage of Mozzie noticing details of all the agents, the office, etc., as a clip from ''The Hall of the Mountain King'' plays.
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* In ''By "By The Book'', Book", Mozzie finally walks into the FBI offices, dumbstruck by the very idea of doing so. What follows is a montage of Mozzie noticing details of all the agents, the office, etc., as a clip from ''The Hall of the Mountain King'' plays.
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* Sara losing both bets that she made with Neal and Peter, separately, about what the other one would say in ''Unfinished Business''.
** Also in ''Unfinished Business:''
** Also in ''Unfinished Business:''
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* Sara losing both bets that she made with Neal and Peter, separately, about what the other one would say in ''Unfinished Business''.
"Unfinished Business".
** Also in''Unfinished Business:''"Unfinished Business":
** Also in
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* From ''Prisoner's Dilemma:''
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* From ''Prisoner's Dilemma:''"Prisoner's Dilemma":
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** Also in ''Burke's Seven'' when Neal is impersonating Larson with a rather limited voice changer.
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** Also in ''Burke's Seven'' "Burke's Seven" when Neal is impersonating Larson with a rather limited voice changer.
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* In ''Forging Bonds'', a flashback episode, we get to see how Neal met Peter--[[RefugeInAudacity by walking up to him while Peter's telling a woman about Neal's forged bonds,]] fooling him into thinking he's an InnocentBystander looking to protect his bonds, [[VisualPun and then handing Peter a lollipop for a job well done]].
* In ''What Happens in Burma'', Mozzie and Neal are in Neal's apartment, working on a plan to steal back a hard drive using a delayed smoke bomb Mozzie made. The smoke doesn't go off--until Peter drops by. Mozzie has to hide the smoke bomb in his jacket and is standing surreptitiously with smoke casually coming out of it.
* In ''What Happens in Burma'', Mozzie and Neal are in Neal's apartment, working on a plan to steal back a hard drive using a delayed smoke bomb Mozzie made. The smoke doesn't go off--until Peter drops by. Mozzie has to hide the smoke bomb in his jacket and is standing surreptitiously with smoke casually coming out of it.
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* In ''Forging Bonds'', "Forging Bonds", a flashback episode, we get to see how Neal met Peter--[[RefugeInAudacity by walking up to him while Peter's telling a woman about Neal's forged bonds,]] fooling him into thinking he's an InnocentBystander looking to protect his bonds, [[VisualPun and then handing Peter a lollipop for a job well done]].
* In''What "What Happens in Burma'', Burma", Mozzie and Neal are in Neal's apartment, working on a plan to steal back a hard drive using a delayed smoke bomb Mozzie made. The smoke doesn't go off--until Peter drops by. Mozzie has to hide the smoke bomb in his jacket and is standing surreptitiously with smoke casually coming out of it.
* In
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* This exchange from ''Countermeasures''.
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* This exchange from ''Countermeasures''."Countermeasures".
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* Also in ''Countermeasures'', Peter flat out denies Neal's idea of bringing his wife in as part of a "covert interrogation" and he tells Neal to "find another way." Not two seconds later, El's phone rings. What follows is quite possibly one of the funniest scenes in the entire series, by sheer virtue of Peter's facial expressions as he hears Elizabeth accept the dinner invitation.
* Another one from ''Countermeasures'': Neal tells Peter that he remembers names of every cop and crook he's met by using word association; "Joseph ''Dowd'' runs with a bad ''crowd''." Peter jokingly asks if his was "Burke the Jerk", to which Neal doesn't respond. Peter's [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe reaction]], as well as Neal asking what else could fittingly rhyme with Burke, are what make the joke so funny.
* Another one from ''Countermeasures'': Neal tells Peter that he remembers names of every cop and crook he's met by using word association; "Joseph ''Dowd'' runs with a bad ''crowd''." Peter jokingly asks if his was "Burke the Jerk", to which Neal doesn't respond. Peter's [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe reaction]], as well as Neal asking what else could fittingly rhyme with Burke, are what make the joke so funny.
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* Also in ''Countermeasures'', "Countermeasures", Peter flat out denies Neal's idea of bringing his wife in as part of a "covert interrogation" and he tells Neal to "find another way." Not two seconds later, El's phone rings. What follows is quite possibly one of the funniest scenes in the entire series, by sheer virtue of Peter's facial expressions as he hears Elizabeth accept the dinner invitation.
* Another one from''Countermeasures'': "Countermeasures": Neal tells Peter that he remembers names of every cop and crook he's met by using word association; "Joseph ''Dowd'' runs with a bad ''crowd''." Peter jokingly asks if his was "Burke the Jerk", to which Neal doesn't respond. Peter's [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe reaction]], as well as Neal asking what else could fittingly rhyme with Burke, are what make the joke so funny.
* Another one from
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** It takes about three seconds for him to realize what Peter just said. The face Neal makes when he finally gets it is priceless.
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** It takes about three seconds for him to realize [[IncompatibleOrientation what Peter just said.meant]]. The face Neal makes when he finally gets it is priceless.
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--> '''Mozzie:''' If something goes wrong, we blame the dog.
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--> '''Mozzie:''' If something goes wrong, this doesn't work.. we blame the dog.
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--> '''Mozzie:''' You've got the wrong page, we need p.273.
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--> '''Mozzie:''' You've got the wrong page, we need p. 273.
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** The treasure map related to the will, leads to a book by Tycho Brahe. Neal and Mozzie subsequently try to steal it. Firstly, their method involves Mozzie posing as a blind man with Satchmo as his guide dog.
*** Then, the book reverts to the wrong page. First forwards then back.
--> '''Mozzie:''' You've got the wrong page, we need p.273.
--> '''Neal:''' ''[confused]'' Yeah I know..It's the first time it skipped..
--> '''Mozzie:''' Can you make it reverse?
--> ''[Neal makes the page flip back. It flips once more to 272]''
--> '''Mozzie:''' Ok, seriously?..
--> '''Neal:''' ''[stressed]'' What, you want to come down and give it a go, ''Bob Vila''? Bring it.
** They end up having to drill through the glass, with preparations to seal it up.
--> '''Mozzie:''' If something goes wrong, we blame the dog.
** The book subsequently turns to dust due to exposure to oxygen.
--> '''Mozzie:''' ''[to Satchmo]'' Bad dog!
*** Then, the book reverts to the wrong page. First forwards then back.
--> '''Mozzie:''' You've got the wrong page, we need p.273.
--> '''Neal:''' ''[confused]'' Yeah I know..It's the first time it skipped..
--> '''Mozzie:''' Can you make it reverse?
--> ''[Neal makes the page flip back. It flips once more to 272]''
--> '''Mozzie:''' Ok, seriously?..
--> '''Neal:''' ''[stressed]'' What, you want to come down and give it a go, ''Bob Vila''? Bring it.
** They end up having to drill through the glass, with preparations to seal it up.
--> '''Mozzie:''' If something goes wrong, we blame the dog.
** The book subsequently turns to dust due to exposure to oxygen.
--> '''Mozzie:''' ''[to Satchmo]'' Bad dog!
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* ''In the Wind:'' Neal has just woken up when James enters his apartment, telling him they need to plan...and then is caught flatfooted as he sees Sara wearing just a short silk robe. It takes James three tries to get her name right.
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* ''In "In the Wind:'' Wind": Neal has just woken up when James enters his apartment, telling him they need to plan...and then is caught flatfooted as he sees Sara wearing just a short silk robe. It takes James three tries to get her name right.
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* In ''Out of the Frying Pan'', Diana's water breaks and Mozzie has to be the one delivering the baby. When a surprised Neal walks in on Diana and Mozzie holding the baby, we get this exchange:
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* In ''Out "Out of the Frying Pan'', Pan", Diana's water breaks and Mozzie has to be the one delivering the baby. When a surprised Neal walks in on Diana and Mozzie holding the baby, we get this exchange:
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* Mozzie turns out to [[spoiler: have a wife]] How did they meet? They were both running a sweetheart con (where they pose as a wealthy individual and pretend to fall in love with another wealthy individual and quickly get married to steal the other's money) ON EACH OTHER.
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* Mozzie turns out to [[spoiler: have a wife]] wife]]. How did they meet? They were both running a sweetheart con (where they pose as a wealthy individual and pretend to fall in love with another wealthy individual and quickly get married to steal the other's money) ON EACH OTHER.
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** Also, Willie Garson, who plays Mozzie, describes acting and scripts: "It's almost like raising children. You do your best every day, and hope they don't grow up to be an axe murderer."
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** Also, Willie Garson, who plays Mozzie, describes acting and scripts: "It's almost like raising children. You do your best every day, and hope they don't grow up to be an axe murderer.""
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--> '''Neal:''' I'm gonna go rummage through your drawers and steal your most precious belongings.
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--> '''Neal:''' ''[to Peter]'' I'm gonna go rummage through your drawers and steal your most precious belongings.
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* How Neal excuses himself to the restroom in "Hard Sell":
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* How Neal excuses himself to the restroom in "Hard Sell": ''Hard Sell'':
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* How Neal excuses himself to the restroom in "Hard Sell":
--> '''Neal:''' I'm gonna go rummage through your drawers and steal your most precious belongings.
--> '''Neal:''' I'm gonna go rummage through your drawers and steal your most precious belongings.
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** In the same scene, both FBI agents call their respective CIs for the same advice.
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** In the same scene, both FBI agents call their respective CIs CI for the same advice.
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* This exchange from ''Countermeasures.''
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* This exchange from ''Countermeasures.''''Countermeasures''.
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* Also in ''Countermeasures,'' Peter flat out denies Neal's idea of bringing his wife in as part of a "covert interrogation" and he tells Neal to "find another way." Not two seconds later, El's phone rings. What follows is quite possibly one of the funniest scenes in the entire series, by sheer virtue of Peter's facial expressions as he hears Elizabeth accept the dinner invitation.
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* Also in ''Countermeasures,'' ''Countermeasures'', Peter flat out denies Neal's idea of bringing his wife in as part of a "covert interrogation" and he tells Neal to "find another way." Not two seconds later, El's phone rings. What follows is quite possibly one of the funniest scenes in the entire series, by sheer virtue of Peter's facial expressions as he hears Elizabeth accept the dinner invitation.invitation.
* Another one from ''Countermeasures'': Neal tells Peter that he remembers names of every cop and crook he's met by using word association; "Joseph ''Dowd'' runs with a bad ''crowd''." Peter jokingly asks if his was "Burke the Jerk", to which Neal doesn't respond. Peter's [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe reaction]], as well as Neal asking what else could fittingly rhyme with Burke, are what make the joke so funny.
* Another one from ''Countermeasures'': Neal tells Peter that he remembers names of every cop and crook he's met by using word association; "Joseph ''Dowd'' runs with a bad ''crowd''." Peter jokingly asks if his was "Burke the Jerk", to which Neal doesn't respond. Peter's [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe reaction]], as well as Neal asking what else could fittingly rhyme with Burke, are what make the joke so funny.
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** Mozzie walking in on Neal and Sara making out always makes this troper laugh!
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** Mozzie walking in on Neal and Sara making out always makes this troper laugh!laugh.
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'''Peter:''' This can't be good.\\
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'''Diana:''' ''(without looking up)'' Neal, what did I say last time you asked me for a favor?\\
to:
'''Diana:''' ''(without ''[without looking up)'' up]'' Neal, what did I say last time you asked me for a favor?\\
Changed line(s) 248 (click to see context) from:
'''Peter:''' ''(coming down the stairs)'' El! You are [[SexGoddess a tigress! A tigress!]] I know when you--\\
to:
'''Peter:''' ''(coming ''[coming down the stairs)'' stairs]'' El! You are [[SexGoddess a tigress! A tigress!]] I know when you--\\
Changed line(s) 250 (click to see context) from:
'''Neal:''' ''(awkwardly)'' Heyyyy. [[{{Squick}} I'm not hungry anymore...]]
to:
'''Neal:''' ''(awkwardly)'' ''[awkwardly]'' Heyyyy. [[{{Squick}} I'm not hungry anymore...]]
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Changed line(s) 2,5 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Neal:''' (about Diana) Harmless flirting. It's like a dance.
-->'''Peter:''' No, there is no dance. You're not even on her dance card. No dancing for you.
-->'''Neal:''' Um...she digs the hat.
-->'''Peter:''' Um...she'd rather be wearing the hat.
-->'''Peter:''' No, there is no dance. You're not even on her dance card. No dancing for you.
-->'''Neal:''' Um...she digs the hat.
-->'''Peter:''' Um...she'd rather be wearing the hat.
to:
-->'''Neal:''' (about Diana) ''[about Diana]'' Harmless flirting. It's like a dance.
-->'''Peter:'''dance.\\
'''Peter:''' No, there is no dance. You're not even on her dance card. No dancing foryou.
-->'''Neal:'''you.\\
'''Neal:''' Um...she digs thehat.
-->'''Peter:'''hat.\\
'''Peter:''' Um...she'd rather be wearing the hat.
-->'''Peter:'''
'''Peter:''' No, there is no dance. You're not even on her dance card. No dancing for
-->'''Neal:'''
'''Neal:''' Um...she digs the
-->'''Peter:'''
'''Peter:''' Um...she'd rather be wearing the hat.
Changed line(s) 11,12 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Neal:''' I think I saw the Ark of the Covenant back there.
--> '''Peter:''' If my face melts, let me know.
--> '''Peter:''' If my face melts, let me know.
to:
--> '''Neal:''' I think I saw the Ark of the Covenant back there.
-->there.\\
'''Peter:''' If my face melts, let me know.
-->
'''Peter:''' If my face melts, let me know.
Changed line(s) 15,17 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Neal:''' How are you gonna stall him?
-->'''Mozzie:''' [[SarcasmMode With my obvious charm, of course.]]
-->'''Neal:''' Do we have a backup?
-->'''Mozzie:''' [[SarcasmMode With my obvious charm, of course.]]
-->'''Neal:''' Do we have a backup?
to:
-->'''Neal:''' How are you gonna stall him?
-->'''Mozzie:'''him?\\
'''Mozzie:''' [[SarcasmMode With my obvious charm, of course.]]
-->'''Neal:''']]\\
'''Neal:''' Do we have a backup?
-->'''Mozzie:'''
'''Mozzie:''' [[SarcasmMode With my obvious charm, of course.
-->'''Neal:'''
'''Neal:''' Do we have a backup?
Changed line(s) 25,26 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Peter:''' We gotta get you out of these binds.
-->'''Neal:''' Oh, you mean these? (Raises arms and straps fall to the floor) [[FlatWhat What.]]
-->'''Neal:''' Oh, you mean these? (Raises arms and straps fall to the floor) [[FlatWhat What.]]
to:
-->'''Peter:''' We gotta get you out of these binds.
-->'''Neal:'''binds.\\
'''Neal:''' Oh, you mean these?(Raises ''[Raises arms and straps fall to the floor) floor]'' [[FlatWhat What.]]
-->'''Neal:'''
'''Neal:''' Oh, you mean these?
Changed line(s) 30,32 (click to see context) from:
** No kidding! From the the same scene:
-->'''Peter:''' I cannot ''believe'' you! Why would you do something like this?
-->'''Neal:''' Peter, I've done ''sooo'' many worse things you don't even know about.
-->'''Peter:''' I cannot ''believe'' you! Why would you do something like this?
-->'''Neal:''' Peter, I've done ''sooo'' many worse things you don't even know about.
to:
** No kidding! From the the same scene:
-->'''Peter:''' I cannot ''believe'' you! Why would you do something likethis?
-->'''Neal:'''this?\\
'''Neal:''' Peter, I've done ''sooo'' many worse things you don't even know about.
-->'''Peter:''' I cannot ''believe'' you! Why would you do something like
-->'''Neal:'''
'''Neal:''' Peter, I've done ''sooo'' many worse things you don't even know about.
Changed line(s) 34,35 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Neal:''' Why is Elizabeth laughing?
-->'''Peter:''' [[BlatantLies No idea.]]
-->'''Peter:''' [[BlatantLies No idea.]]
to:
-->'''Neal:''' Why is Elizabeth laughing?
-->'''Peter:'''laughing?\\
'''Peter:''' [[BlatantLies No idea.]]
-->'''Peter:'''
'''Peter:''' [[BlatantLies No idea.]]
Changed line(s) 37,39 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Elizabeth:''' Neal, are you okay? Do you need another ice pack?
-->'''Peter:''' What about me?
-->'''Elizabeth:''' I think there are some dishes that need to be done, [[ItMakesSenseInContext Mr. Magic-Hands.]]
-->'''Peter:''' What about me?
-->'''Elizabeth:''' I think there are some dishes that need to be done, [[ItMakesSenseInContext Mr. Magic-Hands.]]
to:
-->'''Elizabeth:''' Neal, are you okay? Do you need another ice pack?
-->'''Peter:'''pack?\\
'''Peter:''' What aboutme?
-->'''Elizabeth:'''me?\\
'''Elizabeth:''' I think there are some dishes that need to be done, [[ItMakesSenseInContext Mr. Magic-Hands.]]
-->'''Peter:'''
'''Peter:''' What about
-->'''Elizabeth:'''
'''Elizabeth:''' I think there are some dishes that need to be done, [[ItMakesSenseInContext Mr. Magic-Hands.]]
Changed line(s) 41,42 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Peter:''' ''(as Neal is leaving)'' Neal, remember, ''(points to badge)'' that's not real.
--> '''Neal:''' ''(mischievous laugh, walks out)''
--> '''Neal:''' ''(mischievous laugh, walks out)''
to:
--> '''Peter:''' ''(as ''[as Neal is leaving)'' leaving]'' Neal, remember, ''(points ''[points to badge)'' badge]'' that's not real.
-->real.\\
'''Neal:'''''(mischievous ''[mischievous laugh, walks out)''out]''
-->
'''Neal:'''
Changed line(s) 47,50 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Peter:''' This can't be good.
--> '''Hughes:''' Why does everyone say that when I walk into their office?
--> '''Peter:''' So you ''have'' good news?
--> '''Hughes:''' No.
--> '''Hughes:''' Why does everyone say that when I walk into their office?
--> '''Peter:''' So you ''have'' good news?
--> '''Hughes:''' No.
to:
-->
'''Hughes:''' Why does everyone say that when I walk into their
-->
'''Peter:''' So you ''have'' good
-->
'''Hughes:''' No.
Changed line(s) 52,55 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Neal''': Overreact much? What were you going to do with tweasers?
-->'''Mozzie''': The shinobi ninja can make a weapon from anything.
-->'''Neal''': You're not a ninja
-->'''Mozzie''': Exactly what I want you to think
-->'''Mozzie''': The shinobi ninja can make a weapon from anything.
-->'''Neal''': You're not a ninja
-->'''Mozzie''': Exactly what I want you to think
to:
-->'''Neal''': Overreact much? What were you going to do with tweasers?
-->'''Mozzie''':tweasers?\\
'''Mozzie''': The shinobi ninja can make a weapon fromanything.
-->'''Neal''':anything.\\
'''Neal''': You're not aninja
-->'''Mozzie''':ninja.\\
'''Mozzie''': Exactly what I want you tothinkthink.
-->'''Mozzie''':
'''Mozzie''': The shinobi ninja can make a weapon from
-->'''Neal''':
'''Neal''': You're not a
-->'''Mozzie''':
'''Mozzie''': Exactly what I want you to
Changed line(s) 57,62 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Rice:''' Y'know, you kept me waiting outside that rich lady's house for half an hour.
-->'''Neal:''' You can't rush style, Agent Rice.
-->'''Rice:''' Took me less time to get ready for my wedding. ''(Neal gives her a funny look)'' It didn't take.
-->'''Neal:''' I'm not surprised.
-->'''{{Beat}}, as Rice gives him a death glare.'''
-->'''Neal:''' Statistically speaking.
-->'''Neal:''' You can't rush style, Agent Rice.
-->'''Rice:''' Took me less time to get ready for my wedding. ''(Neal gives her a funny look)'' It didn't take.
-->'''Neal:''' I'm not surprised.
-->'''{{Beat}}, as Rice gives him a death glare.'''
-->'''Neal:''' Statistically speaking.
to:
-->'''Rice:''' Y'know, you kept me waiting outside that rich lady's house for half an hour.
-->'''Neal:'''hour.\\
'''Neal:''' You can't rush style, AgentRice.
-->'''Rice:'''Rice.\\
'''Rice:''' Took me less time to get ready for my wedding.''(Neal ''[Neal gives her a funny look)'' look]'' It didn't take.
-->'''Neal:'''take.\\
'''Neal:''' I'm notsurprised.
-->'''{{Beat}},surprised.\\
'''{{Beat}}, as Rice gives him a death glare.'''
-->'''Neal:''''''\\
'''Neal:''' Statistically speaking.
-->'''Neal:'''
'''Neal:''' You can't rush style, Agent
-->'''Rice:'''
'''Rice:''' Took me less time to get ready for my wedding.
-->'''Neal:'''
'''Neal:''' I'm not
-->'''{{Beat}},
'''{{Beat}}, as Rice gives him a death glare.
-->'''Neal:'''
'''Neal:''' Statistically speaking.
Changed line(s) 67 (click to see context) from:
'''Diana''': Not a daaamn thing. ''(smiling)''\\
to:
'''Diana''': Not a daaamn thing. ''(smiling)''\\''[smiling]''\\
Changed line(s) 69,70 (click to see context) from:
'''Diana''': ''(sensually)'' Well... I'd have put this strawberry in that guy's mouth, taken him up to my room, put a gun between his ribs--and told him to shut up and sit tight, or I'd arrest him for solicitation.\\
'''Neal''': ''(swallowing a bit of strawberry)'' [[{{fetish}} That is really sexy.]]\\
'''Neal''': ''(swallowing a bit of strawberry)'' [[{{fetish}} That is really sexy.]]\\
to:
'''Diana''': ''(sensually)'' ''[sensually]'' Well... I'd have put this strawberry in that guy's mouth, taken him up to my room, put a gun between his ribs--and told him to shut up and sit tight, or I'd arrest him for solicitation.\\
'''Neal''':''(swallowing ''[swallowing a bit of strawberry)'' strawberry]'' [[{{fetish}} That is really sexy.]]\\
'''Neal''':
Changed line(s) 84,85 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Mozzie:''' "Or I'll start with your thumbs!"
-->'''Peter:''' Or I'll ''start'' with your ''thumbs.''
-->'''Peter:''' Or I'll ''start'' with your ''thumbs.''
to:
-->'''Mozzie:''' "Or I'll start with your thumbs!"
-->'''Peter:'''thumbs!"\\
'''Peter:''' Or I'll ''start'' with your ''thumbs.''
-->'''Peter:'''
'''Peter:''' Or I'll ''start'' with your ''thumbs.''
Changed line(s) 110 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Elizabeth: *hangs up phone*''' Now it's the Burke's Seven.
to:
--> '''Elizabeth: *hangs '''Elizabeth:''' ''[hangs up phone*''' phone]'' Now it's the Burke's Seven.
Changed line(s) 116,119 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Peter:''' What're you guys doin'?
-->'''Mozzie:''' [[BlatantLies Discussing Hegel and his rational realism.]] You?
-->'''Peter''': Casual stroll. You're smoking.
-->'''Mozzie''': It's a smoking jacket.
-->'''Mozzie:''' [[BlatantLies Discussing Hegel and his rational realism.]] You?
-->'''Peter''': Casual stroll. You're smoking.
-->'''Mozzie''': It's a smoking jacket.
to:
-->'''Peter:''' What're you guys doin'?
-->'''Mozzie:'''doin'?\\
'''Mozzie:''' [[BlatantLies Discussing Hegel and his rational realism.]]You?
-->'''Peter''':You?\\
'''Peter''': Casual stroll. You'resmoking.
-->'''Mozzie''':smoking.\\
'''Mozzie''': It's a smoking jacket.
-->'''Mozzie:'''
'''Mozzie:''' [[BlatantLies Discussing Hegel and his rational realism.]]
-->'''Peter''':
'''Peter''': Casual stroll. You're
-->'''Mozzie''':
'''Mozzie''': It's a smoking jacket.
Changed line(s) 121,126 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Neal:''' I need a favor.
-->'''Diana:''' ''(without looking up)'' Neal, what did I say last time you asked me for a favor?
-->'''Neal:''' I should think long and hard before trying to pull anything over on you.
-->'''Diana:''' And?
-->'''Neal:''' And that if I ever ''did'' try, you'd break one or both of my arms.
-->'''Diana:''' You know I hate to repeat myself.
-->'''Diana:''' ''(without looking up)'' Neal, what did I say last time you asked me for a favor?
-->'''Neal:''' I should think long and hard before trying to pull anything over on you.
-->'''Diana:''' And?
-->'''Neal:''' And that if I ever ''did'' try, you'd break one or both of my arms.
-->'''Diana:''' You know I hate to repeat myself.
to:
-->'''Neal:''' I need a favor.
-->'''Diana:'''favor.\\
'''Diana:''' ''(without looking up)'' Neal, what did I say last time you asked me for afavor?
-->'''Neal:'''favor?\\
'''Neal:''' I should think long and hard before trying to pull anything over onyou.
-->'''Diana:''' And?
-->'''Neal:'''you.\\
'''Diana:''' And?\\
'''Neal:''' And that if I ever ''did'' try, you'd break one or both of myarms.
-->'''Diana:'''arms.\\
'''Diana:''' You know I hate to repeat myself.
-->'''Diana:'''
'''Diana:''' ''(without looking up)'' Neal, what did I say last time you asked me for a
-->'''Neal:'''
'''Neal:''' I should think long and hard before trying to pull anything over on
-->'''Diana:''' And?
-->'''Neal:'''
'''Diana:''' And?\\
'''Neal:''' And that if I ever ''did'' try, you'd break one or both of my
-->'''Diana:'''
'''Diana:''' You know I hate to repeat myself.
Changed line(s) 129,133 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Jones:''' ''(to Peter)'' Oh, don't you hate it when Peter makes you get coffee?
--> '''Peter:''' You're getting me mocha chai lattes for the rest of the ''month.''
--> '''Diana:''' Hey, boss. Why is ''Neal'' in your office?
--> '''Jones:''' Neal is posing as Peter so a witness will tell us about an energy collusion scam.
--> '''Diana:''' ''Awesome!'' I'm going in!
--> '''Peter:''' You're getting me mocha chai lattes for the rest of the ''month.''
--> '''Diana:''' Hey, boss. Why is ''Neal'' in your office?
--> '''Jones:''' Neal is posing as Peter so a witness will tell us about an energy collusion scam.
--> '''Diana:''' ''Awesome!'' I'm going in!
to:
--> '''Jones:''' ''(to Peter)'' ''[to Peter]'' Oh, don't you hate it when Peter makes you get coffee?
-->coffee?\\
'''Peter:''' You're getting me mocha chai lattes for the rest of the ''month.''
-->''\\
'''Diana:''' Hey, boss. Why is ''Neal'' in youroffice?
-->office?\\
'''Jones:''' Neal is posing as Peter so a witness will tell us about an energy collusionscam.
-->scam.\\
'''Diana:''' ''Awesome!'' I'm going in!
-->
'''Peter:''' You're getting me mocha chai lattes for the rest of the ''month.
-->
'''Diana:''' Hey, boss. Why is ''Neal'' in your
-->
'''Jones:''' Neal is posing as Peter so a witness will tell us about an energy collusion
-->
'''Diana:''' ''Awesome!'' I'm going in!
Changed line(s) 138 (click to see context) from:
''({{Beat}})''\\
to:
Changed line(s) 142,143 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Elizabeth:''' Honey, do you want to grab some mirrors and go play with Neal?
--> '''Peter:''' ''(big grin)'' Yes!
--> '''Peter:''' ''(big grin)'' Yes!
to:
-->'''Elizabeth:''' Honey, do you want to grab some mirrors and go play with Neal?
-->Neal?\\
'''Peter:'''''(big grin)'' ''[big grin]'' Yes!
-->
'''Peter:'''
Changed line(s) 145 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Savannah:''' ''(pointing at Neal)'' Who's he?\\
to:
--> '''Savannah:''' ''(pointing ''[pointing at Neal)'' Neal]'' Who's he?\\
Changed line(s) 149 (click to see context) from:
'''Savannah:''' I have an anklet. Wanna see? ''(shows Peter her anklet)''\\
to:
'''Savannah:''' I have an anklet. Wanna see? ''(shows ''[shows Peter her anklet)''\\anklet]''\\
Changed line(s) 152 (click to see context) from:
'''Peter:''' It's part of a federal work release program where...''(trails off)'' er....I gave it to him. It's so I don't lose him.\\
to:
'''Peter:''' It's part of a federal work release program where...''(trails off)'' ''[trails off]'' er....I gave it to him. It's so I don't lose him.\\
Changed line(s) 163,165 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Diana:''' So I'll be at the absolute beck and call of my ''tough new boss?'' ''(casts a side glance at Neal, who laughs.)''
--> '''Peter:''' What's funny?
--> '''Neal:''' Nothing, no... ''(to Diana)'' If you ever need any advice...
--> '''Peter:''' What's funny?
--> '''Neal:''' Nothing, no... ''(to Diana)'' If you ever need any advice...
to:
--> '''Diana:''' So I'll be at the absolute beck and call of my ''tough new boss?'' ''(casts ''[casts a side glance at Neal, who laughs.)''
-->]''\\
'''Peter:''' What'sfunny?
-->funny?\\
'''Neal:''' Nothing, no...''(to Diana)'' ''[to Diana]'' If you ever need any advice...
-->
'''Peter:''' What's
-->
'''Neal:''' Nothing, no...
Changed line(s) 170,173 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Mozzie:''' You touch anything and you'll be hearing from my lawyer.
--> '''Jones:''' You ''are'' your lawyer.
--> '''Mozzie:''' Scared?
--> '''Jones:''' ''(deadpan)'' Ooh.
--> '''Jones:''' You ''are'' your lawyer.
--> '''Mozzie:''' Scared?
--> '''Jones:''' ''(deadpan)'' Ooh.
to:
--> '''Mozzie:''' You touch anything and you'll be hearing from my lawyer.
-->lawyer.\\
'''Jones:''' You ''are'' yourlawyer.
-->lawyer.\\
'''Mozzie:'''Scared?
-->Scared?\\
'''Jones:'''''(deadpan)'' ''[deadpan]'' Ooh.
-->
'''Jones:''' You ''are'' your
-->
'''Mozzie:'''
-->
'''Jones:'''
Changed line(s) 175 (click to see context) from:
* ''Veiled Threat:'' Sara (leaning on Neal's shoulder with a goofy grin as they watch Peter "propose" to a suspected murderer from behind a two-way mirror): "Best. Date. Ever."
to:
* ''Veiled Threat:'' Sara (leaning ''[leaning on Neal's shoulder with a goofy grin as they watch Peter "propose" to a suspected murderer from behind a two-way mirror): mirror]'': "Best. Date. Ever."
Changed line(s) 177,178 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Sara:''' Can Peter draw?
--> '''Neal:''' Unless she's expecting a breathtaking stick figure, he's in trouble.
--> '''Neal:''' Unless she's expecting a breathtaking stick figure, he's in trouble.
to:
--> '''Sara:''' Can Peter draw?
-->draw?\\
'''Neal:''' Unless she's expecting a breathtaking stick figure, he's in trouble.
-->
'''Neal:''' Unless she's expecting a breathtaking stick figure, he's in trouble.
Changed line(s) 181,183 (click to see context) from:
--->'''Chad:''' Have you ever had a hundred grand between your legs?
--->'''Neal:''' Actually, yes, I have. I--
--->'''Peter:''' Don't. No.
--->'''Neal:''' Actually, yes, I have. I--
--->'''Peter:''' Don't. No.
to:
--->'''Chad:''' Have you ever had a hundred grand between your legs?
--->'''Neal:'''legs?\\
'''Neal:''' Actually, yes, I have.I--
--->'''Peter:'''I--\\
'''Peter:''' Don't. No.
--->'''Neal:'''
'''Neal:''' Actually, yes, I have.
--->'''Peter:'''
'''Peter:''' Don't. No.
Changed line(s) 186,187 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Mozzie:''' I sense good in him.
-->'''Neal:''' Oh do you, Qui-Gon Jinn?
-->'''Neal:''' Oh do you, Qui-Gon Jinn?
to:
-->'''Mozzie:''' I sense good in him.
-->'''Neal:'''him.\\
'''Neal:''' Oh do you, Qui-Gon Jinn?
-->'''Neal:'''
'''Neal:''' Oh do you, Qui-Gon Jinn?
Changed line(s) 189 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Mozzie:''' ''(over the phone)'' Neal, [[NotNowKiddo this isn't a great time]].\\
to:
-->'''Mozzie:''' ''(over ''[over the phone)'' phone]'' Neal, [[NotNowKiddo this isn't a great time]].\\
Changed line(s) 194,195 (click to see context) from:
''(Camera pans over, revealing Sally in bed stroking Mozzie's chest)''\\
'''Mozzie:''' ...hang on. (''cut to FBI office, where they hear:'') Do you see my glasses?\\
'''Mozzie:''' ...hang on. (''cut to FBI office, where they hear:'') Do you see my glasses?\\
to:
'''Mozzie:''' ...hang on.
Changed line(s) 197 (click to see context) from:
''(Shocked reactions all around)''\\
to:
Changed line(s) 199,200 (click to see context) from:
'''Neal:''' ''(alternately surprised[=/=]impressed[=/=]amused)'' [[DidYouJustHaveSex Are they...?]]\\
'''Peter:''' ''(mildly disgusted)'' I think...they are...\\
'''Peter:''' ''(mildly disgusted)'' I think...they are...\\
to:
'''Neal:''' ''(alternately surprised[=/=]impressed[=/=]amused)'' ''[alternately surprised[=/=]impressed[=/=]amused]'' [[DidYouJustHaveSex Are they...?]]\\
'''Peter:'''''(mildly disgusted)'' ''[mildly disgusted]'' I think...they are...\\
'''Peter:'''
Changed line(s) 205,207 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Neal:''' ''(about staying in the surveillance van)'' I'm just saying I'd rather pound my thumb with a hammer.
-->'''Jones:''' I'll do it.
-->'''Diana:''' Pound his thumb?
-->'''Jones:''' I'll do it.
-->'''Diana:''' Pound his thumb?
to:
-->'''Neal:''' ''(about staying in the surveillance van)'' I'm just saying I'd rather pound my thumb with a hammer.
-->'''Jones:'''hammer.\\
'''Jones:''' I'll doit.
-->'''Diana:'''it.\\
'''Diana:''' Pound his thumb?
-->'''Jones:'''
'''Jones:''' I'll do
-->'''Diana:'''
'''Diana:''' Pound his thumb?
Changed line(s) 209,210 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Mozzie:''' For what it's worth, I'm really sorry about Sara. She has an infectious joie de vivre. ''And'' she looks terrific in pants-suits.
-->'''Neal:''' Promise me you'll never speak at my funeral.
-->'''Neal:''' Promise me you'll never speak at my funeral.
to:
-->'''Mozzie:''' For what it's worth, I'm really sorry about Sara. She has an infectious joie de vivre. ''And'' she looks terrific in pants-suits.
-->'''Neal:'''pants-suits.\\
'''Neal:''' Promise me you'll never speak at my funeral.
-->'''Neal:'''
'''Neal:''' Promise me you'll never speak at my funeral.
Changed line(s) 212,213 (click to see context) from:
-->'''Neal:''' I was an admiral. Royal Navy.
-->'''Peter:''' I did not hear that. Nobody heard that. Pencils down. Don't write that.
-->'''Peter:''' I did not hear that. Nobody heard that. Pencils down. Don't write that.
to:
-->'''Neal:''' I was an admiral. Royal Navy.
-->'''Peter:'''Navy.\\
'''Peter:''' I did not hear that. Nobody heard that. Pencils down. Don't write that.
-->'''Peter:'''
'''Peter:''' I did not hear that. Nobody heard that. Pencils down. Don't write that.
Changed line(s) 226,230 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Peter:''' I guess the Bureau can live without an MZGSM scanner for a few hours.
--> '''Elizabeth:''' Ohh, sexy tech-talk, ''Inspector Gadget''...
--> '''Peter:''' You like?
--> '''Elizabeth: (seductively)''' Yeahhh.
--> '''Peter:''' Well, if I'm late tonight, I'm probably dealing with a wireless [=XD5=] Intel motherboard thingy problem.
--> '''Elizabeth:''' Ohh, sexy tech-talk, ''Inspector Gadget''...
--> '''Peter:''' You like?
--> '''Elizabeth: (seductively)''' Yeahhh.
--> '''Peter:''' Well, if I'm late tonight, I'm probably dealing with a wireless [=XD5=] Intel motherboard thingy problem.
to:
--> '''Peter:''' I guess the Bureau can live without an MZGSM scanner for a few hours.
-->hours.\\
'''Elizabeth:''' Ohh, sexy tech-talk, ''InspectorGadget''...
-->Gadget''...\\
'''Peter:''' Youlike?
-->like?\\
'''Elizabeth:(seductively)''' Yeahhh.
-->[seductively]''' Yeahhh.\\
'''Peter:''' Well, if I'm late tonight, I'm probably dealing with a wireless [=XD5=] Intel motherboard thingy problem.
-->
'''Elizabeth:''' Ohh, sexy tech-talk, ''Inspector
-->
'''Peter:''' You
-->
'''Elizabeth:
-->
'''Peter:''' Well, if I'm late tonight, I'm probably dealing with a wireless [=XD5=] Intel motherboard thingy problem.
Changed line(s) 233,236 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Peter:''' This entire weekend, assume I do not exist. Don't e-mail me, don't call me--
--> '''Diana:''' Don't even think about calling you--
--> '''Jones:''' Don't even think about thinking about calling you--
--> '''Peter:''' Unless someone dies, or Neal does something big. And maybe not even if someone dies.
--> '''Diana:''' Don't even think about calling you--
--> '''Jones:''' Don't even think about thinking about calling you--
--> '''Peter:''' Unless someone dies, or Neal does something big. And maybe not even if someone dies.
to:
--> '''Peter:''' This entire weekend, assume I do not exist. Don't e-mail me, don't call me--
-->me--\\
'''Diana:''' Don't even think about callingyou--
-->you--\\
'''Jones:''' Don't even think about thinking about callingyou--
-->you--\\
'''Peter:''' Unless someone dies, or Neal does something big. And maybe not even if someone dies.
-->
'''Diana:''' Don't even think about calling
-->
'''Jones:''' Don't even think about thinking about calling
-->
'''Peter:''' Unless someone dies, or Neal does something big. And maybe not even if someone dies.
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--> '''Peter:''' Keep an eye on Neal.
--> '''Diana:''' Sure thing, Dr. Huxtable.
--> '''Diana:''' Sure thing, Dr. Huxtable.
to:
--> '''Peter:''' Keep an eye on Neal.
-->Neal.\\
'''Diana:''' Sure thing, Dr. Huxtable.
-->
'''Diana:''' Sure thing, Dr. Huxtable.
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-->'''Diana:''' Are you going to intervene?
-->'''Sara:''' No, no I'm only concerned with one instrument, not watching them swing theirs.
-->'''Sara:''' No, no I'm only concerned with one instrument, not watching them swing theirs.
to:
-->'''Diana:''' Are you going to intervene?
-->'''Sara:'''intervene?\\
'''Sara:''' No, no I'm only concerned with one instrument, not watching them swing theirs.
-->'''Sara:'''
'''Sara:''' No, no I'm only concerned with one instrument, not watching them swing theirs.
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--> '''Elizabeth:''' You're awfully chipper today.
--> '''Neal:''' So are you.
--> ''(Elizabeth grins to herself.)''
--> '''Peter:''' ''(coming down the stairs)'' El! You are a tigress! A tigress! I know when you-- ''(enters the room and sees Neal is there, abruptly changes the subject)'' --hey, Neal. Grab some breakfast?
--> '''Neal:''' ''(awkwardly)'' Heyyyy. [[DidYouJustHaveSex I'm not hungry anymore...]]
--> '''Neal:''' So are you.
--> ''(Elizabeth grins to herself.)''
--> '''Peter:''' ''(coming down the stairs)'' El! You are a tigress! A tigress! I know when you-- ''(enters the room and sees Neal is there, abruptly changes the subject)'' --hey, Neal. Grab some breakfast?
--> '''Neal:''' ''(awkwardly)'' Heyyyy. [[DidYouJustHaveSex I'm not hungry anymore...]]
to:
--> '''Elizabeth:''' You're awfully chipper today.
-->today.\\
'''Neal:''' [[DidYouJustHaveSex So areyou.
--> ''(Elizabethyou]].\\
''[Elizabeth grins to herself.)''
-->]''\\
'''Peter:''' ''(coming down the stairs)'' El! You are [[SexGoddess a tigress! Atigress! tigress!]] I know when you-- ''(enters you--\\
''[enters the room and sees Neal is there, abruptly changes thesubject)'' subject]'' --hey, Neal. Grab some breakfast?
-->breakfast?\\
'''Neal:''' ''(awkwardly)'' Heyyyy.[[DidYouJustHaveSex [[{{Squick}} I'm not hungry anymore...]]
-->
'''Neal:''' [[DidYouJustHaveSex So are
--> ''(Elizabeth
''[Elizabeth grins to herself.
-->
'''Peter:''' ''(coming down the stairs)'' El! You are [[SexGoddess a tigress! A
''[enters the room and sees Neal is there, abruptly changes the
-->
'''Neal:''' ''(awkwardly)'' Heyyyy.
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--> '''Mozzie:''' Behind every worst case scenario is a ''worse'' worst case scenario.
--> '''Neal:''' Isn't there a child whose balloon you have to pop somewhere?
--> '''Neal:''' Isn't there a child whose balloon you have to pop somewhere?
to:
--> '''Mozzie:''' Behind every worst case worst-case scenario is a ''worse'' worst case scenario.
-->worst-case scenario\\
'''Neal:''' Isn't there a child whose balloon you have to pop somewhere?
-->
'''Neal:''' Isn't there a child whose balloon you have to pop somewhere?
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-->'''Peter:''' What about his regular bartender?
-->'''Mozzie:''' Oh, he ''may'' have won an all-expense-paid dream vacation that takes place the day of the party.
-->'''Peter:''' Could work, but he's not gonna hire me because of my pretty face.
-->'''Mozzie:''' *{{beat}}* [[StealthInsult No.]]
-->'''Mozzie:''' Oh, he ''may'' have won an all-expense-paid dream vacation that takes place the day of the party.
-->'''Peter:''' Could work, but he's not gonna hire me because of my pretty face.
-->'''Mozzie:''' *{{beat}}* [[StealthInsult No.]]
to:
-->'''Peter:''' What about his regular bartender?
-->'''Mozzie:'''bartender?\\
'''Mozzie:''' Oh, he ''may'' have won an all-expense-paid dream vacation that takes place the day of theparty.
-->'''Peter:'''party.\\
'''Peter:''' Could work, but he's not gonna hire me because of my prettyface.
-->'''Mozzie:''' *{{beat}}*face.\\
'''Mozzie:''' [{{beat}}] [[StealthInsult No.]]
-->'''Mozzie:'''
'''Mozzie:''' Oh, he ''may'' have won an all-expense-paid dream vacation that takes place the day of the
-->'''Peter:'''
'''Peter:''' Could work, but he's not gonna hire me because of my pretty
-->'''Mozzie:''' *{{beat}}*
'''Mozzie:''' [{{beat}}] [[StealthInsult No.]]
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--> '''Neal:''' Neal Armstrong?
--> '''Peter:''' ...Arms. All those prosthetics in the evidence warehouse. At least it's better than Neal Hand...le...man.
--> '''Neal:''' No, it's not. I like Neal Handleman.
--> '''Peter:''' Should have gone with Eisenhower (Eyes-en-hower).
--> '''Neal:''' (Abruptly turns and walks away)
--> '''Peter:''' That would've been good.
--> '''Peter:''' ...Arms. All those prosthetics in the evidence warehouse. At least it's better than Neal Hand...le...man.
--> '''Neal:''' No, it's not. I like Neal Handleman.
--> '''Peter:''' Should have gone with Eisenhower (Eyes-en-hower).
--> '''Neal:''' (Abruptly turns and walks away)
--> '''Peter:''' That would've been good.
to:
--> '''Neal:''' Neal Armstrong?
-->Armstrong?\\
'''Peter:''' ...Arms. All those prosthetics in the evidence warehouse. At least it's better than Neal Hand...le...man.
man.\\
--> '''Neal:''' No, it's not. I like NealHandleman.
-->Handleman.\\
'''Peter:''' Should have gone withEisenhower (Eyes-en-hower).
-->Eisenhower. Eyes-en-hower.\\
'''Neal:'''(Abruptly ''[Abruptly turns and walks away)
-->away]''\\
'''Peter:''' That would've been good.
-->
'''Peter:''' ...Arms. All those prosthetics in the evidence warehouse. At least it's better than Neal Hand...le...
--> '''Neal:''' No, it's not. I like Neal
-->
'''Peter:''' Should have gone with
-->
'''Neal:'''
-->
'''Peter:''' That would've been good.
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-->'''Mozzie:''' Y'know, whiskey comes from a Gaelic word--
-->'''Neal:''' ''(giggles)''
-->'''Mozzie:''' What?
-->'''Neal:''' You said Gaelic...
-->'''Mozzie:''' --a Gaelic word meaning "water of life." ''Now'' I understand that.
-->'''Neal:''' Yeah, and tomorrow morning we are gonna find that name painfully ironic.
-->'''Neal:''' ''(giggles)''
-->'''Mozzie:''' What?
-->'''Neal:''' You said Gaelic...
-->'''Mozzie:''' --a Gaelic word meaning "water of life." ''Now'' I understand that.
-->'''Neal:''' Yeah, and tomorrow morning we are gonna find that name painfully ironic.
to:
-->'''Mozzie:''' Y'know, whiskey comes from a Gaelic word--
-->'''Neal:''' ''(giggles)''
-->'''Mozzie:''' What?
-->'''Neal:'''word--\\
'''Neal:''' ''[giggles]''\\
'''Mozzie:''' What?\\
'''Neal:''' You saidGaelic...
-->'''Mozzie:'''Gaelic...\\
'''Mozzie:''' --a Gaelic word meaning "water of life." ''Now'' I understandthat.
-->'''Neal:'''that.\\
'''Neal:''' Yeah, and tomorrow morning we are gonna find that name painfully ironic.
-->'''Neal:''' ''(giggles)''
-->'''Mozzie:''' What?
-->'''Neal:'''
'''Neal:''' ''[giggles]''\\
'''Mozzie:''' What?\\
'''Neal:''' You said
-->'''Mozzie:'''
'''Mozzie:''' --a Gaelic word meaning "water of life." ''Now'' I understand
-->'''Neal:'''
'''Neal:''' Yeah, and tomorrow morning we are gonna find that name painfully ironic.
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-->'''Mozzie:''' I'm aiding and abetting the fuzz, and ''I'm'' the one in manacles?
-->'''Neal:''' You ran five consecutive red lights.
-->'''Neal:''' You ran five consecutive red lights.
to:
-->'''Mozzie:''' I'm aiding and abetting the fuzz, and ''I'm'' the one in manacles?
-->'''Neal:'''manacles?\\
'''Neal:''' You ran five consecutive red lights.
-->'''Neal:'''
'''Neal:''' You ran five consecutive red lights.
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--> '''Peter:''' Like that ice diamond you sold.
--> '''Neal:''' ''(smiles and nods)'' No.
--> '''Neal:''' ''(smiles and nods)'' No.
to:
--> '''Peter:''' Like that ice diamond you sold.
-->sold.\\
'''Neal:'''''(smiles ''[smiles and nods)'' nods]'' No.
-->
'''Neal:'''
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* Neal completely pwning the museum curator with a lesson in [[ItMakesSenseInContext chicken sexing]] that he pulls the heck out of ''nowhere,'' and then [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome brilliantly ties back in to his explanation about how he knows the piece of art on display is a forgery.]]
to:
* Neal completely pwning the museum curator with a lesson in [[ItMakesSenseInContext chicken sexing]] that he pulls the heck out of ''nowhere,'' and then [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome brilliantly ties back in to into his explanation about how he knows the piece of art on display is a forgery.]]
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** Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming. Peter wouldn't accept the tickets from Neal, who had originally given them to him as an attempt to get back on his good side. By the end of the episode, Neal genuinely ''wants'' Peter to have the tickets, so he gives them to Jones, knowing the first thing Jones will do is invite Peter.
to:
** Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming.SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}. Peter wouldn't accept the tickets from Neal, who had originally given them to him as an attempt to get back on his good side. By the end of the episode, Neal genuinely ''wants'' Peter to have the tickets, so he gives them to Jones, knowing the first thing Jones will do is invite Peter.
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** It's also [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming heartwarming:]] Mozzie was offering to ''donate his organs'' to Peter.
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** It's also [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming heartwarming:]] SugarWiki/{{heartwarming|Moments}}: Mozzie was offering to ''donate his organs'' to Peter.
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* Neal completely pwning the museum curator with a lesson in [[ItMakesSenseInContext chicken sexing]] that he pulls the heck out of ''nowhere,'' and then [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome brilliantly ties back in to his explanation about how he knows the piece of art on display is a forgery.]]
to:
* Neal completely pwning the museum curator with a lesson in [[ItMakesSenseInContext chicken sexing]] that he pulls the heck out of ''nowhere,'' and then [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome brilliantly ties back in to his explanation about how he knows the piece of art on display is a forgery.]]
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'''Neal''': ''(swallowing a bit of strawberry)'' [[FetishFuel That is really sexy.]]\\
to:
'''Neal''': ''(swallowing a bit of strawberry)'' [[FetishFuel [[{{fetish}} That is really sexy.]]\\