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** A not-so-funny one, but still funny in its own way, is a single mom leaning against a counter, and you can hear her kids arguing in the other room. She goes absolutely BALLISTIC and screams that she's going to send them to the middle of nowhere so they can appreciate just how good they have it before sending them to their rooms without any dinner. [[GoshDangItToHeck All while restraining herself from outright swearing at them.]]
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** A not-so-funny one, but still funny in its own way, is a single mom leaning against a counter, and you can hear her kids arguing in the other room. She goes absolutely BALLISTIC and sounds like she's about ten seconds away from killing them both as she screams that she's going to send them to the middle of nowhere so they can appreciate just how good they have it before sending them to their rooms without any dinner. [[GoshDangItToHeck All while restraining herself from outright swearing at them.]]
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** Yet another involves a man and a woman in a apartment together, with the player's view starting off behind them. It seems at first to be a real TearJerker, with the man urgently, lovingly telling the woman that she needs to eat and that she wasn't sure how she would react to being rescued from an abusive relationship. But then you access a camera pointed in front of them and discover that the "woman" is in fact [[CargoShip a storefront mannequin reported stolen from a department store]].
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** Another is of a woman acting flirty with the plumber, who returns in kind. It's dialogue straight out of a porn film. In an added bit of hilarity, both people are ex-Olympic athletes, for whatever reason.
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** Another had a boy playing AssassinsCreed with his father watching. He apparently just successfully assassinated someone and everyone who's ever played AC knows that the AssholeVictim is now confessing everything. [[SelfDeprecation The father the asks why he does that and why the kid killed him and that it's stupid]]. The kids response?
--> '''Kid:''' You ruined it, Dad.
--> '''Kid:''' You ruined it, Dad.
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** Another had a boy playing AssassinsCreed with his father watching. He apparently just successfully assassinated someone and everyone who's ever played AC knows that the AssholeVictim is now confessing everything. [[SelfDeprecation The father the asks why We get this exchange.
--> '''Dad:''' Why is hedoes that and why the kid killed him and that it's stupid]]. The kids response?
doing that?
--> '''Kid:'''You ruined it, Dad.He's an assassin, Dad.
--> '''Dad:''' But why is he talking to the guy...he just killed?
--> '''Kid:''' It's a confession?
--> '''Dad:''' [[SelfDeprecation Well, that's just dumb.]]
--> '''Kid:''' Dad, please. You're ruining it.
--> '''Dad:''' Why is he
--> '''Kid:'''
--> '''Dad:''' But why is he talking to the guy...he just killed?
--> '''Kid:''' It's a confession?
--> '''Dad:''' [[SelfDeprecation Well, that's just dumb.]]
--> '''Kid:''' Dad, please. You're ruining it.
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** Another had a boy playing AssassinsCreed with his father watching. He apparently just successfully assassinated someone and everyone who's ever played AC knows that the AssholeVictim is now confessing everything. The father the asks why he does that and why the kid killed him and that it's stupid. The kids response?
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** Another had a boy playing AssassinsCreed with his father watching. He apparently just successfully assassinated someone and everyone who's ever played AC knows that the AssholeVictim is now confessing everything. [[SelfDeprecation The father the asks why he does that and why the kid killed him and that it's stupid.stupid]]. The kids response?
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** Another had a boy playing AssassinsCreed with his father watching. He apparently just successfully assassinated someone and everyone who's ever played AC knows that the AssholeVictim is now confessing everything. The father the asks why he does that and why the kid killed him and that it's stupid. The kids response?
--> '''Kid:''' You ruined it, Dad.
--> '''Kid:''' You ruined it, Dad.
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** During his first job as your supporting sniper he recognizes one of the bad guys and tries to remember his name. When that doesn't work he just pops him. Then we get this. He then remembers that his name was Douglas and he had the best rabbi jokes.
** Also: "Oh...you're using yourself as bait! Oh my God, I love it because it's such a horrible idea!"
** Also: "Oh...you're using yourself as bait! Oh my God, I love it because it's such a horrible idea!"
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* Hack one of the many singing fish you'll find around the city, and [[ClusterFBomb prepare to]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotForKids split your sides]].
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* Hack one of the many singing fish you'll find around the city, and [[ClusterFBomb prepare to]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotForKids split your sides]].sides]].
* If you get on a motorcycle and move at ridiculously slow speeds, citizens will still leap out of your way like it's a frantic high speed chase. Poor driving in general can result in this.
* If you get on a motorcycle and move at ridiculously slow speeds, citizens will still leap out of your way like it's a frantic high speed chase. Poor driving in general can result in this.
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** A not-so-funny one, but still funny in its own way, is a single mom leaning against a counter, and you can hear her kids arguing in the other room. She goes absolutely BALLISTIC and threatens to send them to the middle of nowhere so they can see just how good they have it before sending them to their rooms without any dinner. [[GoshDangItToHeck All while restraining herself from outright swearing at them.]]
-->'''Mother:''' Oh, what? Oh, you're hungry? WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU WENT AND FOUGHT WITH YOUR SISTER!
-->'''Mother:''' Oh, what? Oh, you're hungry? WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU WENT AND FOUGHT WITH YOUR SISTER!
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** A not-so-funny one, but still funny in its own way, is a single mom leaning against a counter, and you can hear her kids arguing in the other room. She goes absolutely BALLISTIC and threatens screams that she's going to send them to the middle of nowhere so they can see appreciate just how good they have it before sending them to their rooms without any dinner. [[GoshDangItToHeck All while restraining herself from outright swearing at them.]]
-->'''Mother:'''Oh, what? Oh, you're hungry? [[NoIndoorVoice OH, WHAT? OH, YOU'RE HUNGRY? WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU WENT AND FOUGHT WITH YOUR SISTER!SISTER!]]
-->'''Mother:'''
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* Pressing and holding the "hack" button causes Aiden to whip out his phone. However, some sicko found that if the key/button was pressed repeatedly, Aiden would perform an action that resembles... [[ADateWithRosiePalms well]]... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nCGPiFIhV4 see for yourself]]. Bonus points of hilarity for the fact that Aiden just so happens to be wearing a trenchcoat.
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* Pressing and holding the "hack" button causes Aiden to whip out his phone. However, some sicko found that if the key/button was pressed repeatedly, Aiden would perform an action that resembles... [[ADateWithRosiePalms well]]... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nCGPiFIhV4 see for yourself]]. Bonus points of hilarity for the fact that Aiden just so happens to be wearing a trenchcoat.trenchcoat.
* Hack one of the many singing fish you'll find around the city, and [[ClusterFBomb prepare to]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotForKids split your sides]].
* Hack one of the many singing fish you'll find around the city, and [[ClusterFBomb prepare to]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotForKids split your sides]].
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--> Person 2: You're.
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--> Person 2: [[YouMakeMeSic You're.]]
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** One that's funny in a dark way is a window washer going about his job when some guy plummets right past, screaming the whole way. The window washer just stands there in a stunned silence.
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** One that's funny in a dark way is a window washer going about his job when some guy plummets right past, past him, screaming the whole way.way down. The window washer just stands there in a stunned silence.
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** A not-so-funny one, but still funny in its own way, is a single mom leaning against a counter while her kids are arguing in the other room. She goes absolutely BALLISTIC and threatens to send them to another country so they can see just how good they have it before sending them to their rooms without any dinner while [[GoshDangItToHeck restraining herself from outright swearing at them.]]
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** A not-so-funny one, but still funny in its own way, is a single mom leaning against a counter while counter, and you can hear her kids are arguing in the other room. She goes absolutely BALLISTIC and threatens to send them to another country the middle of nowhere so they can see just how good they have it before sending them to their rooms without any dinner while dinner. [[GoshDangItToHeck All while restraining herself from outright swearing at them.]]]]
-->'''Mother:''' Oh, what? Oh, you're hungry? WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU WENT AND FOUGHT WITH YOUR SISTER!
-->'''Mother:''' Oh, what? Oh, you're hungry? WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU WENT AND FOUGHT WITH YOUR SISTER!
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** A not-so-funny one, but still funny in its own way, is a single mom leaning against a counter while her kids are arguing in the other room. She goes absolutely BALLISTIC and threatens to send them to another country so they can see just how good they have it before sending them to their rooms without any dinner while [[GoshDangItToHeck restraining herself from outright swearing at them.]]
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--> Person 2: Your!
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--> Person 2: Your![[GrammarNazi Your!]]
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** And another:
--> Person 1: Your cute.
--> Person 2: You're.
--> Person 1: Go fuck YOU'RE self!
--> Person 2: Your!
--> Person 1: Your cute.
--> Person 2: You're.
--> Person 1: Go fuck YOU'RE self!
--> Person 2: Your!
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*** (also paraphrased) "Tell my wife- Tell her I've been fucking her sister!"
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* After you take down Defalt, T-Bone asks if he had anything else, Aidan mentions he had a USB sticks with 6 gigabytes of [[TheInternetIsForPorn Lesbian porn]] and says that T-Bone can keep it.
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* After you take down Defalt, T-Bone Aiden asks if he had anything else, Aidan T-Bone mentions he had a USB sticks with 6 gigabytes of [[TheInternetIsForPorn Lesbian porn]] and Aiden says that T-Bone can keep it.
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*** Made funnier in a blink-and-you'll-miss-it way is the software's attempts to identify the guy plummeting past, its first guess being Bird, then Plane, then Terrorist.
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** Sometimes, [[HopeSpot the poor sap is able to figure grab the phone, and has just enough time to toss it away from himself]] - [[FromBadToWorse only to almost always toss it at a couple of other hapless]] {{Mook}}s. So much for FriendlyFireproof, eh?
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* Pressing and holding the "hack" button causes Aiden to whip out his phone. However, some sicko found that if the key/button was pressed repeatedly, Aiden would perform an action that resembles... [[ADateWithRosiePalms well]]... [[[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nCGPiFIhV4 see for yourself]]. Bonus points of hilarity for the fact that Aiden just so happens to be wearing a trenchcoat.
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* Pressing and holding the "hack" button causes Aiden to whip out his phone. However, some sicko found that if the key/button was pressed repeatedly, Aiden would perform an action that resembles... [[ADateWithRosiePalms well]]... [[[[https://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nCGPiFIhV4 see for yourself]]. Bonus points of hilarity for the fact that Aiden just so happens to be wearing a trenchcoat.
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* Pressing and holding the "hack" button causes Aiden to whip out his phone. However, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nCGPiFIhV4 this sicko]] found that if the key/button was pressed repeatedly, Aiden would perform an action that resembles... well... see for yourself. Bonus points goes for the trench-coat he dons.
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* Pressing and holding the "hack" button causes Aiden to whip out his phone. However, [[https://www.some sicko found that if the key/button was pressed repeatedly, Aiden would perform an action that resembles... [[ADateWithRosiePalms well]]... [[[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nCGPiFIhV4 this sicko]] found that if the key/button was pressed repeatedly, Aiden would perform an action that resembles... well... see for yourself. yourself]]. Bonus points goes of hilarity for the trench-coat he dons.fact that Aiden just so happens to be wearing a trenchcoat.
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* Pressing and holding the "hack" button causes Aiden to whip out his phone. However, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nCGPiFIhV4 this sicko]] found that if the key/button was pressed repeatedly, Aiden would perform an action that resembles... well... see for yourself.
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* Pressing and holding the "hack" button causes Aiden to whip out his phone. However, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nCGPiFIhV4 this sicko]] found that if the key/button was pressed repeatedly, Aiden would perform an action that resembles... well... see for yourself. Bonus points goes for the trench-coat he dons.
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* Some of the Privacy Invasions can lead to some hilarity, such as a topless woman playing Russian roulette with a guy who really gets off on it.
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* Some of the Privacy Invasions can lead to some hilarity, such as a topless woman playing Russian roulette with a guy who really gets off on it.it.
* Pressing and holding the "hack" button causes Aiden to whip out his phone. However, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nCGPiFIhV4 this sicko]] found that if the key/button was pressed repeatedly, Aiden would perform an action that resembles... well... see for yourself.
* Pressing and holding the "hack" button causes Aiden to whip out his phone. However, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nCGPiFIhV4 this sicko]] found that if the key/button was pressed repeatedly, Aiden would perform an action that resembles... well... see for yourself.
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*** (paraphrased) "What the fuck! This ain't Afghanistan! I ain't the Taliban! I-" BOOM.
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** One that's funny in a dark way is a window washer going about his job when some guy plummets right past, screaming the whole way. The window washer just stands there in a stunned silence.
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* Some of the Engineers audio logs are amusing
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* Some of the Engineers audio logs are amusingamusing. They're pretty much a prank war between Blume employees all around the Bunker.
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* Some of the Piracy Invasions can lead to some hilarity, such as a topless woman playing Russian roulette with a guy who really gets off on it.
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** Another person's phone gives you this hilarious bit of inanity, making you wonder what the person on the other end is thinking:
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Dance!
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** Really, many people's reactions when you hack their phone to explode.
