History Funny / Warframe

-->''Darvo''': Oh and let me guess, Baro Ki’ Teer wouldn’t even show you his face, figures. He thinks he’s too good for you and me with his swanky clothes and exotic foods that taste like mud. Well you know what Tenno, when you buy from him that’s what you’re paying for. When you buy from Darvo, you get nothing but deals.\\

* The [[http://warframe.wikia.com/wiki/Mutalist_Quanta Mutalist Quanta]] is a Corpus [[DeadSpace Line Gun]]-looking weapon that's been covered in the [[TheVirus Infestation]]. While the regular [[http://warframe.wikia.com/wiki/Quanta Quanta]] has a standard 'pull clip out, put clip in' reload animation, when you reload the Mutalist Quanta, a little tentacle pops out of the Infested mass and pulls out the empty clip while the Tenno slots a new one in at the same time. [[UglyCute Awww.]]

* Just about every kill with the various bow type weapons count, especially when the arrow or bolt goes through several enemies at once and pins them all to the wall. It's difficult to pull off, it's incredibly awesome when it happens, and it's funny as hell to boot.

* Getting an explosive kill with the Galatine. If the right animation plays, expect to saying "IT'S A HOME RUN!" to yourself as you see mangled body parts flying off into the distance.

* In the Cryotic Front, the Tenno have been extracting reams of the crucial cryotic resource for their mysterious employer, all the while fighting huge legions of enemies to acquire it. What makes the cryotic so incredibly valuable? The employer needs it to [[spoiler: preserve a species of Martian jellyfish that is a delicacy but spoils easily during transport.]]

* The Corpus accepting the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhnQD2tTqGA Ice Bucket Challenge.]]

** Ordis has many moments when his voice switches abrubtly that can range from funny to slightly disturbing.

-->'''Ordis:''' To think it's been years since a Kubrow '''SPREAD FILTH ALL--''' graced this ship! Operator, drop the egg into the system to begin breeding-- '''DROP IT ON THE FLOOR.'''

* In the revamped Tutorial, when the Tenno realizes that Darvo's blueprint for [[spoiler:the antidote for the parasite that is slowly turning the Tenno into Vor's puppet]] requires components that Darvo "conveniently" forgot to give them, Ordis has some...choice words for him. We don't actually hear the rant, but Darvo's response says it all.

-->'''Ordis:''' To think it's been years since a Kubrow '''SPREAD FILTH''' graced this ship! Operator, drop the egg into the system to begin breeding '''DROP IT ON THE FLOOR.'''

-->'''Darvo''': My mother may not be a gymnast, but she would ''never'' eat stuff like ''that''!

* In the revamped Tutorial, when the Tenno realizes that Darvo's blueprint for [[spoiler:the antidote for the parasite that is slowly turning the Tenno into Vor's puppet]] requires components that Darvo "conveniently" forgot to give them, Orphis has some...choice words for him. We don't actually hear the rant, but Darvo's response says it all.

* A good chunk of the alerts DE posts in the chat to tell players updates or hotfixes are coming (lovingly referred to as "redtext" by fans because of their red color) are filled with hilarity.

* A good chunk of the alerts DE posts in the chat to tell players updates or hotfixes are coming (lovingly referred to as "redtext" by fans) are filled with hilarity.

* Mindlessly mashing [[DifficultButAwesome Cleaving Whirlwind's Broken Bull]] spin attack leads to the tenno ''getting dizzy''.
* Hydroid's dual pistol idle animation for his Agile stance will cause him to look around for a moment before throwing his head back and [[EvilLaugh having himself a silent, sinister little chuckle.]] Combined with the already Jack-Sparrow-esque stance, it becomes very amusing. It's made funnier by the fact that he'll look around before doing it, like he's making sure that nobody is watching. [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything If the player can stay still long enough to do the Idle animation, there's probably nobody around but the Tenno.]]

* Mindlessly mashing [[DifficultYetAwesome Cleaving Whirlwind's Broken Bull]] spin attack leads to the tenno ''getting dizzy''.

* Hydroid's dual pistol idle animation for his Agile stance will cause him to look around for a moment, as if ensuring that nobody is watching, before throwing his head back and [[EvilLaugh having himself a silent, sinister little chuckle.]] Combined with the already Jack-Sparrow-esque stance, it becomes very amusing.

* Mindlessly mashing [[DifficultYetAwesome Cleaving Whirlwind's Broken Bull]] spin attack leads to the tenno ''getting dizzy''.

* As intimidating Hek's interruption during the developer livestream was. His comment about throwing "Your beloved Lotus into the sun." is so narm inducing it becomes hillarious.

* The event where the Tenno rescue Darvo from his father, Frohd Bek. Throughout the entire mission, the two bicker about duty and freedom as the Tenno slaughter their way through Corpus troops, and Darvo keeps apologizing to the Tenno for [[AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents having to listen to all this]].

* Using Valkyr's Rip Line ability on a Scorpion finally giving them a taste of their own medicine.

* '''Darvo:''' "I'm detecting a large security force. It's the Gri- No wait, it's the Corpus. Definitely the Corpus."

* Occasionaly the AI of an enemy will be confused between two possitions they can take cover in and the player's distance. This results in them running in circles endlessly.
* Using Valkyr's Rip Line ability on a Scorpion finaly giving them a taste of their own medicine.

* Using Valkyr's Rip Line ability on a Scorpion. Alone for the fact of finaly be able to give them a taste of their own medicine.

* '''Darvo:''' "I'm detecting a large security force. It's the Gri- No wait, it's the Corpus. Definitely the Corpus."

** The Stalker in general can become a big joke when going up against a 4 man squad of high level players. Appearing in a cloud of smoke and being greeted by a wall of bullets and dissapearing again before being able to fire a single shot. There is a reason players call him Santa.

** The Stalker in general can become a big joke when going up against a 4 man squad of high level players. Appearing in a cloud of smoke and being greeted by a wall of bullets and dissapearing again before being able to fire a single shot. There is a reason players call him Santa.

--> [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/warframe-2-electric-boogaloo.268804/page-52#post-12233121 Hey dude, he's right here on the phone with me!]]