History Funny / WallE

-->'''EVE:''' ''[her eyes flip down as though scrolling through a language menu]''[[note]] Respectively German, Japanese, and Swahili before settling on English.[[/note]] Weisung? ''[and again]'' 命令? ''[and again]'' Amri ya mahakama? ''[and one final time]'' Directive?\\

* ''[[WesternAnimation/WallE]]'' starts with "Put On Your Sunday Clothes" from ''Film/HelloDolly'' intercut with gorgeous images of space, which fits in just fine with the music. [[MoodWhiplash Then we descend into Earth's atmosphere,]] [[SoundtrackDissonance overly cheery music and all.]]

* The movie starts with "Put On Your Sunday Clothes" from ''Film/HelloDolly'' intercut with gorgeous images of space, which fits in just fine with the music. [[MoodWhiplash Then we descend into Earth's atmosphere,]] [[SoundtrackDissonance overly cheery music and all.]]

* HAN-S going absolutely medieval on the Stewards, who all say "Halt!" before he smashes into them. Then, after he's done...

** Of course he would have trouble trying to sort Forky.

* WALL•E getting impatient with M-O's incessant cleaning, so he deliberately spreads some muck from his treads on M-O's face, much to M-O's outrage. M-O's scream of horror before frantically scrubbing his own face is the icing on the cake.

* WALL•E chasing the dot of red light, like he were a pet or a child chasing it.

** Having apparently not learned from EVE's first attempt to mimic the ''Hello, Dolly!'' dancers, WALL•E tries a pirouette; EVE's attempt to pirouette at lightning speed launches him into the wall, creating a WALL•E-shaped indentation. The funniest part comes when he goes to his collection of odds and ends for a replacement eye, hits the switch to rotate the shelves - and the ever trigger-happy EVE immediately trains her gun on the shelves.

* Apparently, if you're the Captain of the Axiom, you can turn back the hands of time. You have to see it to believe it.

** While John and Mary are splashing around the pool, a lifeguard robot tells them "No splashing, no diving." They respond by splashing it with water, and it promptly shorts out. There's something hilarious that comes with the irony that the lifeguard robot was not designed to be waterproof.

* The Steward bots saying '''"HALT!"''' to the defective robots 2-3 seconds after they all stopped. Soon after, as WALL•E's cowering, [[GotVolunteered one of the defective robots pushes him forward.]]
* The way the Steward robot says the word "wrong." It sounds like a Speak & Spell gently but firmly telling a user they've misspelled a word.

* WALL•E's exploits trying to get the pod to stop. The thing looks absolutely ridiculous as a result of all the buttons he pushed. A parachute flies off, flares fire off, an inflatable raft appears on its underside, it does a full barrel roll, and, of course, the windscreen wipers start swishing.

* The times BURN-E sheepishly has to go back to his 'boss' to get a new light fixture after they keep getting destroyed. Which culminates in BURN-E finally giving up and collapsing, and his 'boss' mechanically patting him on the head to comfort him.

** While John and Mary are splashing around the pool, a lifeguard robot tells them "No spashing, no diving." They respond by splashing it with water, and it promptly shorts out. There's something hilariously ironic about a lifeguard robot that's not designed to be waterproof.

* "I didn't know we had a pool!"
* When EVE is on the bridge and about to present the plant to the captain, WALL•Eapproaches her and taps her on the shoulder. She shoos him away...[[DoubleTake and then realizes he is there]]. You can almost hear her saying "Not now, WALL•E. Wait a minute, what are you doing here?!" EVE tries to say something to WALL•E (most likely telling him why he ''shouldn't'' be here). But he's so enamoured by her that all he hears is a vague "BlahBlahBlah."

* WALL•E bringing EVE to his home and showing off his collection is an extended exercise in hilarity. Highlights include EVE solving the Rubik's cube in the few seconds it takes WALL•E to retrieve a light bulb (which lights up when EVE takes it) and WALL•E's dance with the hubcap.
** Not to mention Eve's experience with the eggbeater, where she goes from mild curiosity, to glee as she plays with it, to shock at breaking it, to [[NotSoInnocentWhistling innocently humming]] after hiding the evidence...all in the span of ''ten seconds''.
** Eve meets a [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Mouth_Billy_Bass Big Mouth Billy Bass]]. Eve is startled when the Billy Bass starts singing, and goes to blow it up. WALL•E stops her and begins to move her along...only for Eve to suddenly aim at the Billy Bass again as if she's ''still'' not sure it's not a threat.

* WALL•E doing his little dance, as above, then EVE trying to imitate it, resulting in her bouncing up and down, SHAKING WALL•E's house. WALL•E hastily stops her and applauds, as though wordlessly saying: "Yes! That's good! Please don't do it again."
* Having apparently not learned from EVE's first attempt to mimic the ''Hello, Dolly!'' dancers, WALL•E tries a pirouette; EVE's attempt to pirouette at lightning speed launches him into the wall, creating a WALL•E-shaped indentation. The funniest part comes when he goes to his collection of odds and ends for a replacement eye, hits the switch to rotate the shelves - and the ever trigger-happy EVE immediately trains her gun on the shelves.

* When WALL-E wakes up in the morning with low power, it's like he hasn't had his coffee yet. This weary, floppy stumbling is capped off when he comes to his hung-up treads and pathetically moves his wheels on them as if to put them on. Somehow, he gets it together enough to wheel out for a charge.
* WALL-E exploring the trash and finding trinkets.

** WALL-E finds a bra, and not knowing what it's for, places the cups over his eyes. He gives an mind-blown "whoa" that's hilarious especially because we have no idea what he has gotten from this.
** WALL-E is so determined to get into a fridge that he has to laser the doors off.
* WALL-E chasing the dot of red light, like he were a pet or a child chasing it.
* When EVE's ship first lands and WALL-E tries to hide himself by simply putting a rock on his head and folding into a cube. Later, EVE tries another pathetically simple disguise by slamming a stack of towels on WALL-E's head and hoping he can blend into the shelves that way.
* ''"At laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast, my love-- "'' [[MusicalisInterruptus *explosion*]]
** As well as WALL•E's reaction to it. You can't blame the guy, another inch and this would've been a much shorter movie.
* During the "La Vie en Rose" montage, WALL-E bumps into some grocery carts at the top of an incline. They start to move towards him very quickly. He makes a run for it and tries in vain to open the door, but the grocery carts catch up to him and bury him. The door opens moments later.
** You can literally hear him saying: No! No! Noooooooo!!!! *crash bang wallop*
* EVE's little tantrum during her hunt for plant life after getting stuck to a ship's magnet. Resulting in another mini-nuke explosion and a domino rally with beached ships.
-->'''EVE:''' Directive?
-->'''WALL-E:''' ''(after crushing dirt)'' TA-DA! ''(EVE expresses appreciation)''
-->'''WALL-E:''' Directive?
-->'''EVE:''' ''(prerecorded, automated response)'' Classified.
* WALL•E bringing EVE to his home and showing off his collection is an extended exercise in hilarity. Highlights include EVE solving the Rubik's cube and WALL•E's dance with the hubcap.

* WALL•E doing his little dance, as above, then EVE trying to imitate it, resulting in her bouncing up and down, SHAKING WALL•E's house.
** WALL-E hastily stops her and applauds, as though wordlessly saying: "Yes! That's good! Please don't do it again."
* WALL-E's "dates" with EVE, as she's completely unresponsive to him.
** Specifically the bit where he pries her arm out from her body so he can hold her hand...only for her arm to snap back into place, trapping his fingers.
* That voice that says "FOREIGN CONTAMINANT."
** The best part of that is the realization that they all end up on a place ''made'' of "FOREIGN CONTAMINANT".
* WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA. Whoa. Love that M-O.
* The bit when the typing robot waves at WALL•E.
** The fact that a robot made for the [[TinmanTypist sole purpose of typing]] uses hunt-and-peck.
*** The keyboard's also all 0s and 1s.

* The Captain looking at the manual and calling it "Manuel."
** Or the fact he doesn't know what a book is.

* WALL•E getting impatient with M-O's incessant cleaning, so he deliberately spreads some muck from his treads on M-O's face, much to M-O's outrage.

* When EVE is on the bridge and about to present the plant to the captain, WALL-E approaches her and taps her on the shoulder. She shoos him away...[[DoubleTake and then realizes he is there]]. You can almost hear her saying "Not now, WALL-E. Wait a minute, what are you doing here?!"
** EVE tries to say something to Wall-E (most likely telling him why he ''shouldn't'' be here). But he's so enamoured by her that all he hears is a vague "BlahBlahBlah."

* The Steward bots saying '''"HALT!"''' to the defective robots 2-3 seconds after they all stopped.
** Soon after, as WALL-E's cowering, [[GotVolunteered one of the defective robots pushes him forward.]]
* The way the Steward robot says the word "wrong."

* During a brief elevator ride to the escape pods, Wall-E eagerly points out a warning on the screen cautioning all on board about himself and EVE. The latter promptly shoots the screen. Wall-E quietly backs up, scrunching up.

** And then his exploits trying to get the pod to stop. The thing looks absolutely ridiculous as a result of all the buttons he pushed.
* Although there's a tinge of [[TearJerker sadness]] and SugarWiki/{{heartwarming|Moments}} in this scene, Wall-E tries to come up with ways to apologize to EVE, then eventually remarks sadly to himself "pathetic." It's rather funny that someone as sweet and innocent as Wall-E is savvy enough to know the word "pathetic."

* In a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NilPlVEo-bw deleted arc]], [[spoiler:EVE was the one to get initially shocked by AUTO, and WALL•E saves her from being sucked out of the ship]]. We also get interaction between WALL•E and the two WALL•As that's genuinely hilarious. [[spoiler:After getting their attention, WALL•E uses his trash compacting ability in an attempt to get them to let go of EVE. One of them picks up the resultant cube, and their headlights suddenly take on a "D'awwwww" expression. Then one of them ''gently pats WALL•E's head'' as though to say, "Sure thing, kiddo; you'll get to our level someday."]]

* The Captain trying to send a message specifically to WALL-E and EVE. While he succeeds, he also manages to unintentionally send a message to everyone watching their screens. One passenger has this uneasy look on his face like he's wondering "Why is this guy telling me all this?"

* The Captain tricking AUTO into thinking he has the plant: "You want it? ''Come and get it, blinky!''" (also counts as SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome)
* Even AUTO has his moments of funny. Whenever he says "NOT POSSIBLE" or "NO" is just hilarious.
** When WALL•E tries to hold up the scanning module, AUTO hits the "Retract" button. Then he hits it again. Then he hammers it so many times the button ''breaks''.

** Before this, GO-4 takes the plant from TheCaptain, then gets him to back off by ''hissing at him''. The fact that he’s also [[https://goo.gl/images/WjpXZb raised his]] [[BuffySpeak claw things]] while he does it makes him seem an awful lot like a [[CatsAreMean cat]].

* "John! Get ready to have some ''kids!''"
* At the end when WALL-E "wakes up," he notices that he's holding hands with EVE. He looks back and forth between EVE and their hands in confusion, having no idea how to process this.
* MO bursting out with a joyful cry of "WALL•E!", seeing them holding hands, and then [[LeaveTheTwoLovebirdsAlone hurriedly shooing the other robots behind a rock]] saying "go, go, go!"
** BRL-A tries to sneak back to watch before M-O pushes him away.

** Pretty much all of BURN-E, but especially the times he sheepishly has to go back to his 'boss' to get a new light fixture after they keep getting destroyed.
*** Which culminates in BURN-E finally giving up and collapsing, and his 'boss' mechanically patting him on the head to comfort him.
---> ''"THERE. THERE."''

* In the trailer: "Seven hundred years into the future, mankind will leave our planet, leaving Earth's cleanup in the hands of one incredible machine." Cut to WALL•E smacking himself in the face with a paddle ball.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alIq_wG9FNk Watch it here]]. Be warned though, NeverTrustATrailer.

* A series of small shorts were made for the movie, which consisted of WALL-E playing with random objects. Of note is the headphones one, where he clamps them on his body, opens his front so the music comes out of there, and then starts dancing.

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