History Funny / VioletEvergarden

* Poor Benedict turns out to have sprained his ankle. Stylish though those high heels of his might be, [[RealityEnsues walking on them isn't without risk]].

-->'''Roland''': I'll gladly share your noodles.
-->(Tears of joy coming from Benedict)

-->'''Male soldier #1''': What are you even doing?!
-->'''Male soldier #2''': If you're a man, be one and tell her to walk with you!

-->'''Violet''': President Hodgins, you told me before that, in your early childhood, you would nestle with a stuffed toy that resembled this black cat one to deceive your own loneliness whenever you cried from not being cared for by your parents...
-->'''Claudia''': Did I... tell you even about that!?
-->'''Violet''': You once came here drunk on the way back from a business negotiation and talked about half of your life for nearly two hours.
-->''Now Hodgins wanted to cry for a different motive.''

** “[[VerbalBackspace No! Don’t write that! I wasn’t reciting!]]”

* Where did Hodgins finds the funding for CH Postal, while he's doing his time in the army at a time when there aren't even enough cigarettes to go around? [[spoiler:He bet his entire fortune on [[BlackComedy his own side winning the Northeast-Southwest War]].]]

* Iris trying to avoid people talking about her arms by claiming it's because of overworking.

* When Ann first sees Violet, she takes her for a giant doll. She spend much of the episode thinking this, and the sight of Violet's mechanical hands only seems to confirm it. She even asks Violet what happens when she drinks tea. Violet, unphased, replies that it will be expelled then returned to the earth.

* Ann approached Violet for a moment as the latter was about to leave. As Violet crouched down to Ann's face, the latter suddenly pinched the former's left cheek because she still wanted to know if Violet really was a doll.

* It wasn't clear that the farmer who showed up for ghostwriting service at the end was smitten for the work he received or Cattleya.

* Benedict trying to charm the ladies in CH Postal to lunch only for them to brush him off. Eventually he's left to eat with no one but an old male co-worker.
-->'''Old man''': I'll gladly share your noodles.

** A moment later he walks into Cattleya playfully hugging Hodgins (to the latter's ire) just to rub salt in the wound.

* The train-wreck of a love letter Violet wrote for her client. Probably BlackComedy more than anything, though.

** God knows what compelled them to go from exchanging DeathGlare to sitting down for a cup of tea together at the end.
*** When Violet sees them sitting drinking together, she notes they were arguing previously, which immediately causes them to start yelling at each other again.

* Ann approached her for a moment as Violet was about to leave. As Violet crouched down to Ann's face, the latter suddenly pinched the former's left cheek because she still wanted to know if Violet really was a doll.

* Violet realizing the writing style behind Prince Damian's earlier letters pays off at the end, where it was revealed [[spoiler: that it's [[TheTease Cattleya]] writing those letters on his behalf. You can almost imagine the giggles.]]

** Chalotte criticizes Violet for being utterly un-emotive. Violet's response is to stretch her own cheeks and deliberately makes funny face. It doesn't help.
** I'm more worried about your future than mine!

** The fact that it's [[spoiler:[[TheTease Cattleya working with Prince Damian]] on the other end. You can almost imagine the giggles.]]

* When bombards Violet with a flurry of requests - reading a story, playing with dolls, hunting for bugs - an unflappable Violet asks her to sort them "in order of priority".

* When Cattlya reads what Hodgins wrote for Airplane Mail Festival out loud, the latter succumbs to the ground in defeat.

-->'''Male soldier #1''': What are you even doing!?

** [[{{Tsundere}} Chalotte]] regretting the letters that she eventually [[spoiler:wrote without Violet's help]].
** The fact that it's [[spoiler:[[TheTease Cattleya working with Prince Damian]] on the other end. You can almost imagine the giggles]].

* The way [[{{Adorkable}} Leon]] ''destroys'' a loaf of bread as he [[spoiler:invites Violet to watch the Alley Comet together]].

* The fact that Violet actually goes through with Oscar's request to [[spoiler:walk on water]].

* What kind of a man requests an Auto Memory Doll [[spoiler:''on the battlefield'']]? A [[spoiler:drunk one]].

'''Violet''': Do you really think I will go along with anything, so long as you say it's a mission?

* When Ann first sees Violet, she takes her for a giant doll. She spend much of the episode thinking this, and the sight of Violet's mechanical hands only seems to confirm it. She even asks Violet what happens when she drinks tea. Violet, unphased, replies that it will be digested then returned to the earth.

* When Ann bombards Violet with a flurry of requests - reading a story, playing with dolls, hunting for bugs - an unflappable Violet asks her to sort them "in order of priority".

-->'''Old man''': "I'll gladly share your noodles."
-->(Tears of joy coming out of Benedict's face)

* The train-wreck of a love letter Violet wrote for her client. Probably a BlackComedy more than anything, though.

* Violet comes back from her 'mission' having learned lessons in conveying thoughts in a letter... only to see Benedict and Cattleya going at it as usual.
** God knows what compel them to go from exchanging DeathGlare to sitting down for a cup of tea together at the end.

* Iris trying to avoid people talking about her arms claiming it's because overworking.

* The first meeting with the client, where Princess Chalotte would not get out of her highness' bed despite [[OverlyLongGag Violet introducing herself twice]]. The maid Alberta sends DeathGlare at a manservant that was in the room the entire time, who just looks away.

** "I'm more worried about your future than mine!"

-->'''Male soldier #1''': "What are you even doing!?"
-->'''Male soldier #2''': "If you're a man, be one and tell her to walk with you!"

* The way [[{{Adorkable}} Leon]] ''destroys'' a loaf of bread as he [[spoiler:invites Violet to watch Alley Comet together]].

* Violet trying her hands at cooking after an off-handed request from the client. She goes shopping for ingredients and ask shopkeeper what she needs to do with eggs ''after'' buying them... Cue [[DoesNotKnowHisOwnStrength dirty kitchen]] and a dismal look from Oscar.
* The fact that Violet actually go through with Oscar's request to [[spoiler:walk on water]].

* When Ann bombards Violet with a flurry of requests - reading a story, playing with dolls, hunting with bugs - an unflappable Violet asks her to sort them "in order of priority".

* And Iris proclaiming out loud that her future self will become the best Auto-Memories Doll of the entire continent... Erica can't help but quietly snark.

-->'''Violet''': “President Hodgins, you told me before that, in your early childhood, you would nestle with a stuffed toy that resembled this black cat one to deceive your own loneliness whenever you cried from not being cared for by your parents…”
-->'''Claudia''': “Did I… tell you even about that!?”
-->'''Violet''': “You once came here drunk on the way back from a business negotiation and talked about half of your life for nearly two hours.”

-->'''Shahar co-worker''': "Uwah, I feel like a parent watching my son grow up.”

'''Prison Guard''': “[[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy Hey, what were the inspectors doing during her turn?]]”\\

'''Violet''': "...The sole thing left is the fact that I myself am a living weapon, yet I cannot do my job if I am not allowed to pass, so is this all right?”

--> '''Violet''': "A lady or two does not truly qualify as 'heavy'. Compared to a tank, you are like a feather."\\
'''Chaser''': "What kind of comparison is that?"
* Where did Hodgins finds the funding for CH Postal, while he's doing his time in the army when there isn't even enough cigarettes to go around? [[spoiler:He bet his entire fortune on [[BlackComedy his own side winning the Northeast-Southwest War]].]]
* What kind of a man who requested Auto Memories Dolls [[spoiler:''on the battlefield'']]? A [[spoiler:drunk one]].

-->'''Cattleya''': "You should try this."\\
'''Violet''': "I am not hungry."\\
'''Cattleya''': "Well, you have to. It's a mission!"\\
'''Violet''': "Do you really think I will go along with anything, so long as you say it's a mission?"

** Her reason for picking the dog is hilarious.