History Funny / UQHolder

-->'''Evangeline:''' What is it, you troublesome boy? Make it clear: do you prefer [[{{Gainaxing}} boing]] or [[PetitePride no boing]]?

* When Dana comes back she's pissed off and in OneWingedAngel mode. Touta does the ''[[Manga/MahouSenseiNegima Negima]]'' RunningGag of referring to her as a last boss ([[DramaticIrony and Eva has no idea what he's talking about]]). She lunges at them with a mighty roar and... she hands Touta a diploma for completing the first stage of her training.

'''Touta''': Kick 'em!\\

-->'''Touta''': I mean... call the police! And an ambulance for the old man!

* Touta has his first WhoWantsToLiveForever moment, and it's triggered by several increasingly trivial realizations. The thing that finally sends him over the edge screaming about how immortality can suck it? [[spoiler: When he learns that he'll never go bald.]]
* Touta flubbing Louis Armstrong's "What a Wonderful World" because his voice is still too pitchy and underdeveloped. The reaction of ''Yukihime'' has her being blown away by the flub too! What makes it even better is that his first note is spot on, making everyone ''think'' that he's a great singer until he actually launches into the song. [[spoiler: Then it turns out that the reason why growing up is so necessary for the big dream is because part of it involves singing back-up at the Solar Olympics, and he wants to sing the way Louis Armstrong does.]]

-->'''Touta:''' Everyone's fine here. Where are you?
-->'''Karin:''' [[spoiler: The Moon]]
-->'''Touta:''' [[spoiler: The Moon?!]] Seriously?!
-->'''Karin:''' Seriously.

* While the [[spoiler: supposed serial killer]] is tracking UQ Holder, he realizes that Touta is about to break into his hideout. Turns out that they're now room mates.

-->'''Touta''': Kick 'em!
-->'''Ikku''': Eh?

* Eva uses Gelidus Capulus on Touta to see how he [[spoiler: obliterated Dana]] with a big innocent smile on her face, leaving him frozen in a block of ice with BlankWhiteEyes.
* When Dana comes back she's pissed off and in OneWingedAngel mode. Touta does the ''[[Manga/MahouSenseiNegima Negima]]'' RunningGag of referring to her as a last boss ([[DramaticIrony and Eva has no idea what he's talking about]]). She lunges at them with a mighty roar and... [[spoiler: she hands Touta a diploma for completing the first stage of her training.]]

* Touta comes back to UQ Holder and decides to confess how he feels towards Yukihime in spite of everything he learned about her past and the fact that [[spoiler:she might not even remember him]]... except the way he blurts it out sounds very much like a love confession, going even as far as a marriage proposal. One ThatCameOutWrong [[HilarityEnsues after another]].

* All the girls fighting each other over who gets to wash Touta's back fifty times. [[spoiler: Yukihime wins without knowing what's going on.]]

* [[spoiler: [[RunningGag Negi sneezing and causing mass nudity]]]], completely destroying all the tension.

* While listing off the identities and [[RedBaron nicknames]] of [[spoiler: Negi's allies]], Karin takes the time to point out that [[spoiler: Jack Rakan is an "all around NiceGuy."]] It almost sounds like a [[AwesomeEgo certain someone]] wrote their own history books, and let's face it, that wouldn't be far out of character...
* [[spoiler: "Hey gramps. Don't get all touchy-feely with my woman, all right?"]]
* [[spoiler: "You really are Sensei's grandson."]]

* [[spoiler: The look on the Lifemaker's face as Touta demands that she [[BigShutUp shut up already]] once she tries to lecture him about Eva.]]
* While facing off against [[spoiler: the Lifemaker]], Eva warns Touta not to fall for any tricks that the former comes up since they're currently trapped in her domain. [[HypocriticalHumour Only for Eva to fall for said tricks herself rather easily.]]
** [[spoiler: Touta's reaction to her getting blindsided thanks to Nagi:]]
-->'''Touta''': Heey! Yukihime!? You totally fell for her psychic attacks didn't you?! That's the last boss right there, shape up!!
** [[spoiler: And then his reaction to her reaction to being kissed by Negi:]]
-->'''Evangeline''': (While blushing heavily) Kuh... As expected from her, what an attack!
-->'''Touta''': Hell no, it wasn't that big of an attack! Also, what's with your super red face!? Are you a young maiden!? Hey young maiden you have a nosebleed! You're not fighting her as if she's the last boss at all!!
** [[spoiler: Touta then calls Eva out on her apparent inability to choose between either Negi or Nagi, even mentioning her clinging to him earlier as well. Cue Eva getting in his face and defending herself:]]
-->'''Evangeline''': For the record, there's only been three guys I've been into over seven hundred years! I'd say that's very morally hard on any lady!
* [[spoiler: Asuna appearing and casually tossing Eva's finger to bring her back into the fold after the Lifemaker tried taking her out.]]

* [[spoiler: Kirie giving Touta TheTalk. Eventually she gives up and just pulls up some porn on pay-per-view to show him.]]

* [[spoiler: Chamo's back and he's decided to disguise himself as an old man.]]

** And then the following scene is that of a [[RuleofSexy tied Karin]] being on the receiving end of some ClothingDamage, censored then [[DynamicEntry by a kicking Mizore]] [[Manga/LoveHina in a rather familiar manner]].

** And then the following scene is that of a [[RuleofSexy tied Karin]] being on the receiving end of some ClothingDamage, censored then [[DynamicEntry by a kicking Mizore]] [[LoveHina in a rather familiar manner]].

* This chapter marks the reactivation of Chachazero, and thanks to her recorded memories, she becomes a full-on ShipperOnDeck for [=EvangelinexTouta=], much to Evangeline's dismay and embarassment.

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* [[spoiler: Chamo's back and he's decided to disguise himself as an old man.]]

'''Mizore:''' However can you say that? Now that we have magically-ennhanced safety systems, [[ChainmailBikini the latest trend is to see how dangerous we can make it visually]]! And if they come off, the audience will love it and boost the event's popularity, so the sponsors are all for it!\\

* [[spoiler: Kirie giving Touta TheTalk. Eventually she gives up and just pulls up some porn on pay-per-view to show him.]]

* Jinbei's trolling of Kirie. Using his Switch abilty to put her with Touta when she's either naked, or half naked. All of this to make her admit she's in love with him, culminating in them trapped in a Magically Sealed Sauna, naked.

* Nodoka reading Kirie's mind and listing how she rates on [[CallBack Chamo's love chart]]. Her total is 53 (above 91% of what Class 3-A felt for Negi).

* [[spoiler: Asuna appearing and casually tossing Eva's finger to bring her back into the fold after the Lifemaker tried taking her out.]]

* Touta Trains in Instant movement buying eating his meals and playing cats cradle only using his feet, and one of the orphans tries doing the same thing as he does.

-->'''Touta''': When two or more men are at a hot spring, they're ''obligated'' to try to peek at the girl's bath! But with [[{{Badass}} Yukihime]] in there, we'll be flirting with death!

** [[Touta then calls Eva out on her apparent inability to choose between either Negi or Nagi, even mentioning her clinging to him earlier as well. Cue Eva getting in his face and defending herself:]]

* [[spoiler: Asuna casually tossing Eva's finger to get her coming back from the dead.]]

** He then calls Eva out on her apparent inability to choose between either Negi or Nagi.

* While facing off against [[spoiler: the Lifemaker]], Eva warns Touta not to fall for any tricks that the former comes up since they were trapped in her domain. [[HypocriticalHumour Cue Eva falling for it herself]].

* Touta instantly notices how much of a ChickMagnet Negi was. Naturally, [[ObliviousToLove he fails to see the parallels]].

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* 3-A being 3-A. That is all.
* Touta instantly notices how much of a ChickMagnet Negi is. Naturally, [[ObliviousToLove he fails to see the parallels]].

* [[spoiler: "You really are Sensei's grandson."]]