History Funny / TwoSaiyansPlay

-->Teddy: Hey, pick me up and carry me on your back. I want to show you something!
-->Krillin: Nooo! That seems like something I shouldn't do with the creepy talking bear. *has to*
-->Teddy: We need someplace very dark.
-->Krillin: WHY?! NO!!
-->Teddy: How about your closet?
-->Krillin: WHY ARE YOU-?! .... *walks over* This is creepy [[ViolationOfCommonSense and I don't know why I'm going along with it.]]
-->Teddy: *in the closet* It has to be darker! Shut the doors completely.
-->Krillin: ... Mmmmmmph!!! *does so*
-->Teddy: *whispers* Good, this will do nicely.
-->Krillin: *hushed* Stop whispering! Holy shit, stop!
-->Teddy: [[TemptingFate I hope there are no monsters in here]].
-->Krillin: FUCK YOU!
-->Teddy: If you ever feel scared in a dark place like this, you can hug me tightly. You might feel a little bit safer!
-->Krillin: ... You can come on a little less strong, ya know.

-->Teddy: I don't think we're supposed to be here , we must be careful. I don't like this.
-->Krillin: Oh, oh now YOU don't like it! Okay! When I don't like it 'let's do whatever you don't like' but when you don't like it let's turn the fuck around! How about, go to hell Teddy? *ominous noise* ... Okay Teddy, you're right, I don't like this either.

-->Krillin: Tell me where the bomb is, [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique or you go back in!]] [[VerbalBackspace I mean my mom.]] Tell me where my mom is!

-->'''Vegeta''': A little. C'mo- (''Vegeta's Homing Missile [[EpicFail hits the ceiling]]'') '''FUCK'''! [[spoiler: ''(Lani and Kaiser [[{{Corpsing}} both crack up laughing]])'']]

** A combination of NightmareFuel and CrowningMomentOfFunny happens near the end of Part 1: [[spoiler:when the PC is killed by [[Franchise/TheSlenderManMythos Slender Man]], Popo's eyes briefly flash on screen.]]

!!Vegeta Makes Krillin Play / Krillin Plays

* In the intro, Vegeta shouts at Nappa who was busy at that point. So to make it a Two Saiyans Play, ''Goku'' substitutes for him. Cue a cluster of [[BigNo "Nos!"]] from Vegeta.

'''[[Funny/RenegadeForLife Now has its own page]]'''

Since there is so much funny parts with Vegeta playing, it has been moved to [[Funny/RenegadeForLife its own page]]

[[folder:Goat Simulator]]
* He headbutts a gas pump at a gas station. Cue screams of "[[OhCrap OH JESUS]]!" and a [[AC:"[[StuffBlowingUp Michael Bay]]"]] award.
* [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext "TAKE THAT WORLD! I'M A GOAT!"]]
* "I AM THE GOAT OF ALL SAIYANS!"
* Vegeta comes across a satanic circle, and decides to enter it. It turns him into Devil Goat and gives him the achievement [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Blood for the Blood Goat]].
-->'''Vegeta:''' [[{{Beat}} ...]]THIS IS THE GREATEST GAME OF ALL GODDAMN TIME! BOW TO THE GOAT GOD! BOW TO HIM! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
* The revisit one year later
** He gets a crown and a rider who can't seem to get off. He claims the bouncy castle as his own and refuses to show mercy to his subjects. He will also eat all the food.
** His problems with water

[[folder:Viscera Cleanup Detail]]
* While cleaning up a room full of body parts and blood:
-->'''Vegeta''': It's like a party back on planet Vegeta. You know, back when it was still around. My fifth birthday party was killer.
* Vegeta's {{Angrish}} at the beginning. Look at him, the Prince of all Saiyans, being forced to-!
** And his angrish at the end, what with the constant mess. Particularly when a leg falls out of the wall, and knocking over a bucket of gore, resulting in a CurseCutShort.
* Vegeta, BloodKnight that he is, being upset about the blood being everywhere.
-->'''Vegeta''': ''[mopping it up]'' Really? Really?! On the damn walls!
* Vegeta finally picks up most of various bits of debris and body parts, and tosses them in the incinerator. Then he turns around.
-->'''Vegeta''': Now all that's left is the mooo- ''[turns around and sees the room even bloodier than before as he's been tracking blood everywhere]'' -ooooopppiiing.
* The thumbnail for the video is the Janitor from Scrubs wearing a Saiyan scouter and his best metal face.
* "Oh God, there's so many little pieces! Who did this?! If I find them, I will DESTROY them! With my Mop of Justice!"
* He gets a fresh bucket of water...and then knocks over a used, mostly blood-water bucket. It cuts to another scene moments later just as he lets out [[UnstoppableRage a string of loud, screaming curses]].
* Some of the responses to the corny jokes from the narrator are pretty funny.
--> ''[Vegeta is carrying an abdomen with the legs and upper torso sliced off]''
-->'''Narrator:''' Someone got Medieval... on his ass!
-->'''Vegeta:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I get it.]]

[[folder:Surgeon Simulator]]
* Vegeta somehow gets his hand stuck in the desk and breaks his wrist.
* Vegeta accidentally drugs himself with the anaesthetic. He then loses the anesthetic, and tries to use the antidote on the patient, which makes him lose blood faster.
-->'''Vegeta''' (delirious): ''What does this thing do? What does anything do?''\\
[=*loses the patient again*=]\\
'''Vegeta''': Damn it, now I have to go get the fucking Dragon Balls.
* The ending; Vegeta finally {{Rage Quit}}s after getting drugged ''again'' and losing his bone saw in the patient.
-->'''Vegeta:''' DAMN IT! IT NEVER! GETS! ANY! EASIER! *screams in frustration* Fuck it, [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'm going out to lunch]].\\
'''Krillin''': Hey, Vegeta, can I stop playing this?\\
'''Vegeta''': NO!

[[folder:Pajama Sam in: No Need to Hide when it's Dark Outside]]
* After watching the intro...
-->'''Pajama Man''': Do you have anything to say before I suck you into my Portable Bad Guy Container?
-->'''Vegeta''': Yeah, what the ''[[PrecisionFStrike fuck]]'' am I doing with my life?
* Pajama Sam gets his foot caught in a rope trap.
-->'''Vegeta:''' Dammit! It missed his neck!
* After coming across a horribly cross-eyed tree:
-->'''Vegeta:''' I'd challenge you to a staring contest, but I'm pretty sure that's a hate crime.
* Vegeta's burning hatred for the talking wooden boat who refuses to help Sam cross the river because ''[[TooDumbToLive he heard wood sinks in the water]]'':
-->'''Vegeta''': You know I could prove it to you, you look pretty inanimate, so how about I just shove you the fuck in? Or better yet, how about I fill you with so many goddamn holes, you WILL sink? Then I'll just swim across. And laugh. ''As you drown.''
* Poor Vegeta suffers throughout the entire game from the utter stupidity of the title character and the story. Not to mention that singing between Sam, several carrots and a refrigerator.
--> '''Vegeta''': Stop... ''stop''... '''STOOOOOOOOOOOOP!'''
* He gets repeatedly scared of objects suddenly becoming {{Animate Inanimate Object}}s. Like a ''knife''.
* Vegeta comes across some doors to answer questions, and one of them is "What do you bang on with a stick to make music?" The options are: guitar, trumpet, drum and piccolo.
--> '''Vegeta''': That's fuckin' easy! The green one! ''(selects 'piccolo')''
** When he's declared the quiz champion, he yells "Suck it, Kakarot!"
* At the end of the game he goes through another door... which is full of dancing, singing {{Animate Inanimate Object}}s. You can practically imagine Vegeta's look of stunned silence.
** In fact, you can see his arrow slooooooooowly drifting back to the entrance of the room as he's about [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere to make Sam back off]].
* Vegeta's SarcasticClapping at Pajama Sam's attempt to mine gold... only to ''immediately'' break the ''hammer'' he was mining with.
* "Alright. [[ARareSentence Well, the carrot said I need to... liberate the carrots from the refrigerator]] and I assume that will be... WHAT THE FUCK AM I TALKING ABOUT?!"
* He keeps trying to use VideoGameCrueltyPotential, only to find out [[SugarBowl the game doesn't have any]].
* "I'M A TREE!"

[[folder:Scribblenauts Unlimited]]
* Vegeta managing to [[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer solve a surprisingly large amount of challenges]] by throwing [[Franchise/CthulhuMythos shoggoths]] at them.
-->'''Vegeta:''' Save the cat, Shoggoth. Save the cat! [...] I helped!
** This does fail him once, when his summoned Shoggoth starts attacking him. How does he resolve this? [[SummonBiggerFish With Cthulhu himself, of course]].
** Also a BrickJoke later when he LEAVES past Cthulhu and says hi to him.
** After trying to solve a problem involving a person forgetting a gift, he tries giving a girl a miniature Shoggoth. When the girl runs away as one would expect, Vegeta just admits that [[NightmareFetishist he'd have liked it.]]
* His solving problems with Depth Charges.
* He tries to solve a bug problem with a [[KillItWithFire flamethrower]]. It works...until he accidentally fires it at people nearby...one of which he gave a rocket launcher who [[HoistByHisOwnPetard kills him with it.]]
* During the high school level:
-->'''Vegeta''': [[Film/DragonballEvolution A Saiyan in high school.]] [[TakeThat That's fucking STUPID!]]
* His attempts to stop God from smiting everyone. It takes him awhile.
-->"God, stop being a dick!"
** The sharp-eyed will note that when Vegeta hovers over God (who he summoned in-game) God is listed as "Evil God". Meaning that Vegeta deliberately summoned God and made him evil to see what would happen.
* Vegeta is tasked with making a date more romantic:
-->'''Vegeta:''' More romantic, you say...
-->''(SmashCut to...)''
-->'''Vegeta:''' "I don't know what went wrong. Everything was going well until the wasps... and Cthulhu riding a bear... and a T-Rex showed up."
** Even funnier is that up until that particular point, ''he was actually helping and doing well.''
** His dating tips include advising the boy he's helping to [[CallBack wear armor on the first date.]]
* "SAVE ME, CTHULHU!"
* Vegeta has to cure a sick cat, so he spawns God to heal it. Only God does nothing but walk around cluelessly.
-->'''Vegeta:''' Cure the cat, God! Cure the cat, God! [Frustrated sigh] God never listens...
** Heck, Vegeta's reaction once he summons God in the first place is hilarious.
---> '''Vegeta:''' WHY DIDN'T THAT SPAWN ME?!?!?!
** Later, when a broken robot is brought in, Vegeta tries to turn to God again.
--->'''Vegeta:''' Broken down robot? God are you going to help him? Hold on, maybe Robot God will. [Spawns a Robot God, who walks around the area just as aimlessly as regular God] You both just gonna sit there circle jerkin', or are you going to fix the goddamn robot? [God starts doing a few pushups right by the the robot] No, you're gonna do pushups on the robot, that's what you're gonna do!
* During the intro, his comment on Maxwell's parents producing forty-two children:
--> '''Vegeta:''' Jesus Christ, man, PULL OUT!

[[folder:Dark Souls II]]
* "[[TemptingFate Surely the Prince of all Saiyans can conquer something that's supposed to be]] ''[[NintendoHard difficult]]''."
* After decked out in 'Warrior' gear:
-->'''Vegeta:''' Now to show this thing I mean business.\\
''GilliganCut to him [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screaming like a girl]] as an ogre bites his head off''
* Vegeta finds that even the livestock are a force to be reckoned with.
-->'''Vegeta:''' I will not be made a fool of by ''fucking bacon''.
** Then they follow him back to his respawn point.
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "I AM THE MASTER OF FIREFLIES!"]]
* After the aforementioned livestock attack causes him to fall off a cliff, he flat out {{rage quit}}s.
-->'''Vegeta''': FUCK THIS GAME!!

[[folder: Trials Fusion]]
* Vegeta tries the training for the first time... and falls over without going anywhere.
** What makes it even funnier was that just moments ago [[TemptingFate he'd said a Saiyan Prince doesn't need training to ride a bike]]
* In one obstacle course, Vegeta does quite well... until he wipes out at the last minute.
* Vegeta falling off a ledge:
-->'''Vegeta''': Uh oh... ''uh oh''... ''uh oh''... ''UH OH''... '''''UH OH!!'''''
* The ending. Vegeta proves to be a glitch magnet as he gets his head and limbs stuck inside a moving platform, and the jolt dismembers him while he screams, "MAKE IT STOOOP!"

[[folder: FTL: Faster Than Light]]
* In the finale, Vegeta finds himself matched against a ship he can neither defend against or harm.
-->"I am not gonna die here! Goddamnit, I'm dying here!"

[[folder:Bro Force]]
* All of it. Every damn second. It's safe to say that Vegeta would have '''''LOVED''''' 80s-90s era action movies/heroes.
** Any time "Punch Guy" comes up is a particular highlight, as he's Vegeta's favorite character. "Slow Down Time Guy" is a close second.
** Highlights of the former include:
-->"Punch! Punch! Punch!"
-->"Punchin' through walls!"
-->"Eat that, dog! Eat that, you! And you!"
-->"PUNCH YOUR TRUCK!"
-->"GET THAT WEAK SHIT OUTTA HERE!"
-->"By the power of punches! YEAH!"
-->"No more messin' around, TIME FOR PUNCHES! YEAAAAH!"
-->"Fists of fury!"
-->"PUNCHES! YOU ARE LIVING IN A WORLD OF PUNCHES!"
* Finally managing to kill the first major boss (as [[Franchise/{{Terminator}} the Brominator]]), after dying several times:
-->'''Vegeta:''' TASTE ROBOT! ''(Boss finally dies)'' AAAAH-HAHAHAHAHA! AAAAAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AAAAAH-HAHAHAHAHAHA! BOOM!
-->'' "Area Liberated."''
-->'''Vegeta:''' ''(Firing the chaingun wildly in triumph)'' YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
* "[[ChainsawGood CHAAAAAINSAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW!!!]]"
** Later still:
-->'''Vegeta:''' Hey. Are you guys prepared? Because, I don't think that you were sufficiently warned. 'Cause, uh, today there is a, uh, high chance, probably about a 50 to 80% chance, OF CHAINSAAAAAAAAW! YA-HAHA!
* At one point, while playing as [[Series/TheATeam B.A. Broacus]],(who is wielding a flamethrower as his main weapon) after killing one of the attack dogs, we get this little gem:
-->'''Vegeta:''' Now that's what I call a hotdog. ''({{Beat}})'' I'm hungry.
* "TASTE FREEDOM!" ''([[StuffBlowingUp Explosion]])''
* "Eat justice, assholes!"
* "[[KillItWithFire BUUUUUUUUUURN! EVERYTHING BURNS! AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!]]"
* As [[Series/MacGyver MacBrover]]:
-->'''Vegeta:''' EAT TURKEY!
-->''Fiery explosion of death ensues.''
-->'''Vegeta:''' [[EvilLaugh HehhahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!]] That's my kind of Thanksgiving.
* "Now I'm this guy, what's he do?" *falls off cliff* "Okay, he dies."

[[folder:Octodad]]
* "Honey! The table's got me! Help!"
* "How hard could this be? [[BlatantLies I'm a great dad.]]"
* Vegeta's yelling during the interactive opening credits is priceless.
-->"Look out! Octopus coming through!"
-->"Seth Parker! AAH, YOU BETRAYED ME!"
-->"Learn to fly, octopus! Come on, Tom Taylorson! AAAAAH!"
-->"Land on the title! ''Title, break fall!'' AAAH!"
* When his son suggests that burgers could be made of ponies...
-->"Well, then [[TakeThat you'd be eating at Taco Bell]]."
* When the kids start asking questions to Octodad.
--> '''Stacy''': Dad, where do rainbows come from?
--> '''Vegeta''': Sky!
--> '''Stacy''': Oh. Where do flowers come from?
--> '''Vegeta''': The fucking ground!
--> '''Stacy''': Where do babies come from?
--> '''Vegeta''': VAGINAS! Your mother's vagina!
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "I'm going to steal the shit out of that cereal."]]
* *slips on banana peels* "AAH! GAH! I look a fool!"
* "Walk up in the club like what up, I've got no spine!"

[[folder:Dishonored]]
* The first real action Vegeta takes in the game? [[KickTheDog Backstabbing someone]] [[UndignifiedDeath while they're peeing.]] Then video game physics kick in and, much to his surprise, the body ''leaps'' into the sea.
-->"Kill him with his dick in his hand? Hmm...yeah." ''(stab)'' "What the - ah, good, he was a self-hiding body."
* Two words: Corpse Balcony.[[note]]In which Vegeta handles the Pendleton Brothers mission by massacring every living thing in the Golden Cat Brothel and tossing them off a small balcony into the swamp below, literally making a trip with every single corpse to dump them off the same balcony.[[/note]]
** At one point on the way back to it, he runs into a bunch of mooks and complains people keep coming from the corpse balcony.
* He laughs maniacally the first time he kills someone with rats... then [[EvenEvilHasStandards actually gets disturbed]] as they keep eating the corpse.
* Vegeta gets spotted by a couple of prostitutes at the Golden Cat. This is a problem. He proceeds to run around stabbing prostitutes in the face shouting "FIX THE PROBLEM!"
* When he tries to kill someone, he hits the chair they were sitting in by mistake.
-->Nobody saw that. And I didn't just hit the chair there.

[[folder:Rogue Legacy]]
* After dying multiple times with various characters, Vegeta notices that one of the possible characters has the ability to stop time. The next thirty seconds consist of little more than him laughing maniacally and killing everything...or at least attempting to, since according to the death summary, the only enemies he managed to kill as that character were the 4 shown onscreen.
** Though it would've been funnier if he'd realized that he was basically playing as [[ButtMonkey Guldo]].
* Vegeta doesn't think he's quite ready for the boss. And he's right, as he finds out ''one second'' later.
* "Victory, for Vegeta!" ''(Grabs loot)'' "Money, for Vegeta!" ''(Breaks open a wall and finds HP-replenishing food)'' "Alright, and wall-turkey!"
* At the very end of the video, after his many, many failed runs, he finally snaps when he dies again and RageQuits, except unlike the Dark Souls II video, you actually hear him ''throw his controller across the room''.

[[folder:Skyrim]]
* Vegeta plays ''[[WideOpenSandbox Skyrim]]''. [[KillEmAll This goes exactly how you'd expect.]]
* His ''complete and utter indifference'' to the game opening with him about to be put to death.
-->'''Vegeta:''' It's not even the first time I've died!
* Hey, dragon. *[[BreathWeapon roasted]]* [[CurseCutShort FU--]]
* BURN, YOU WHORES!
* Going completely mad with power over shooting fire. This segues perfectly into a random woman telling him not to set everything on fire.
-->'''Vegeta:''' I'LL SET WHATEVER I WANT ON FIRE, BITCH!

[[folder:Five Nights at Freddy's]]
* Vegeta being utterly ''bored'' by the game.
** Outside of the "It's Me" flashes near the start, which gets his attention for a bit.
* Vegeta is not scared of the animatronics; he's a Saiyan- he can just kill them.
--> '''Vegeta''': Whatever; come get me! I'm the Prince of all Saiyans, you shits!"
* Vegeta doesn't really like the game, but he ''does'' know a much better use for it. Looks like someone is getting a new game to (be forced to) play.
** The banter between Vegeta and Krillin at the beginning of Night 2, and Vegeta laughing at the end.
* Vegeta gets so annoyed by Phone Guy's rambling that at the start of Night 2 when the phone rings he yells at Phone Guy to go to Hell. [[spoiler: FunnyAneurysmMoment if you've played the full game and know Phone Guy is dead.]]

[[folder:Super Amazing Wagon Adventure Turbo]]
* His initial reaction to the opening screen.
-->'''Vegeta''': "Super Amazing Wagon Adventure Turbo" ''({{Beat}} for [[StunnedSilence a few seconds]])'' ...you know what, [[SureLetsGoWithThat sure, why the hell not?]]
* Vegeta names his pilgrims Vegeta, Woman, and Guy, only for Vegeta to always die first, leaving Woman and Guy to pick up the slack.
* When the wagon [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext fights a satellite in outer space]].
-->'''Vegeta''': ''What the fuck!?'' This is the eighteen-goddamn-hundreds; where the fuck did you come from!?
* "THERE'S SO MANY FUCKING BUFFALOES!"
* "Guy" would appear to be a woman.

[[folder:This War of Mine]]
* Vegeta instills a hierarchy based on how useful he considers each person's listed attribute. While he appreciates a fast runner and can see some value in bolstering spirit...
-->'''Vegeta:''' "Loves child-" [[MistakenForPedophile GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE]]!
* When characters mention that they lack the tools to perform a task quickly, Vegeta yells at them to just suck it up.
* He designates Pavle the fast runner as king of the house and treats the other inhabitants as such.
-->'''Vegeta:''' Look at that, you assholes! Pavle built an entire workshop while you were digging at rubble!
* When an NPC calls Pavle heartless for not sparing him any food, Vegeta gets offended and proceeds to make Pavle beat him to death.
-->'''Vegeta:''' I am Pavle, king of war!
* During the nighttime modes, Vegeta prefers violent confrontation. Naturally, that gets Pavle killed and makes everyone who does scavenger work after him break down and leave the house. Needless to say, Vegeta is not very good at this game.
-->'''Vegeta:''' This is why Pavle shouldn't have died. He was better than the both of you. He could kill a person and not cry about it. He punched that homeless man to death, came home, "Oh, whatever." Look at you! You killed one person, who killed Pavle, and you're fucking broken down! ''Worthless!''
* [[AndThisIsFor THIS IS FOR PAVLE!]]
* Left with only the depressed, broken "Child Lover" Cveta:
-->'''Vegeta:''' There's only one way this will end...\\
''Cut to Cveta shooting up an enemy settlement and getting killed.''\\
'''Vegeta:''' [[LargeHam BALLS TO THE FUCKING WALL!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! FUCK!]]

[[folder: I am Bread]]
* 5 Second Rule.
* Spider-Bread, Spider-Bread, does whatever it fucking wants. Can it be-come toast? No it can't, 'cause it sucks.
* "BECOME TOOOOOOOOAAAAST!"
* After finally getting into the toaster, he finally laughs and celebrates, then realizes that you still need to get out of the toaster:
--> YES, YESSS, [[OhCrap no no GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT. GET OOOUUU-]]
* "WHY IS BEING BREAD SO HARD?!?"

[[folder: Shovel Knight]]
* Vegeta reads every line of dialogue in the most dramatic voice ever, and pronounces Shovel "Show-Vall" and Shield "Shy-Yield".
* "There is absolutely no failure going on here."
* His taunting a trapped blob.
--> And what're you gonna do? You're just gonna ''stay'' in there, trapped forever! Never knowing... oh, oh you wanna try and get out? Come at me! Oh, you can't! [[EvilLaugh Hahahahaha!]]

[[folder: Heavy Bullets]]
* When he's about to snipe an enemy through some brush.
--> When you get to Hell... [[PreMortemOneLiner tell them you rode Vegeta]]. ''({{Beat}})'' [[ThatCameOutWrong Did NOT come out right]].
* [[CallBack FUCK WORMS]]!
-->'''Vegeta:''' When you get to hell, you better arrange a welcoming party! BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BE SENDING FRIENDS! ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR FAMILY, YOUR LOVED ONES, EVERYONE YOU'VE EVER KNOWN OR CARE ABOUT--who happens to be a worm--IS GOING TO MEET YOU DOWN THERE! (bang!) Tell them I said "hi".

[[folder: The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth]]
* The whole playthrough isn't Vegeta's best material in terms of being funny, at least until [[RageQuit the end]].
-->'''Vegeta:''' NO THAT'S GOOD! NO THAT'S GREAT! NO THAT'S GOOD! NO GO AHEAD JUST LEAVE EVERYTHING TO THE FUCKING CAT! *beat* Goodbye cruel world HOW BOUT GOODBYE FUCKING GAME!

[[folder: Hotline Miami]]
* Tagline: "You're going to hear two clicks; the first is me hanging up the phone, the second one will be me throwing the computer across the room!"
* Vegeta walks into a bathroom where an enemy is peeing; he then immediately gets shot by said enemy.
-->'''Vegeta:''' Who is that ready to kill someone when they're peeing?
* The ending FailureMontage, after which Vegeta gives up and [[AtomicFBomb screams]].

[[folder: The Stanley Parable]]
* The playthrough in general and Vegeta's increasing frustration bring ''WesternAnimation/DuckAmuck'' to mind, due to the game actually ''planning'' for his CommanderContrarian tendencies.
* Of particular note are [[SanitySlippage his reactions]] to the various {{Logic Bomb}}s he encounters after straying off the path.
* A mannequin comes right out into the doorway, scaring Vegeta out of his wits.
* Not to mention while going to the phone room, he sees Popo's eyes, scaring the shit out of him.
* Vegeta losing it as his button presses fails to correspond to the advertised action.
* By the end of Part 1, he's legitimately freaked out by the [[MindScrew mindgames]] the game plays on him.
* Vegeta just completely loses it at the end of Part II.
-->'''Narrator:''' When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left.\\
'''Vegeta:''' No, I'm making a choice!\\
'''Narrator:''' This was not the correct way to the meeting room, and Stanley knew it perfectly well.\\
'''Vegeta:''' I know it damn well!\\
'''Narrator:''' Perhaps he wanted to stop by the employee lounge first, just to admire it.\\
'''Vegeta:''' I know where I'm going. I know what I'm doing. [[SanitySlippage Look at the lounge; it's fantastic!]] I made the choice to come here! And now I'm moving this way, because I can go this way!\\
'''Narrator:''' Stanley took the first open door on his left.\\
'''Vegeta:''' No, I'm not! I'm going this way! Because I can! It's where I'm going! Because I'm going this way! ([[DrivenToSuicide dives off the balcony]]) RENEGADE FOR LIFE!
** What makes this especially hilarious, if you've played the game, is that jumping to your death is yet another thing the narrator will tell you to do. All you have to do is trigger the nearby lift then back off it. Just imagine how Vegeta would have reacted to ''that''.
* Hell, the entirety of Vegeta's journey on the Adventure Line™, and his increasing frustrations with the inability to stray away from the Line™.

[[folder: Strafe (Pre-Alpha Kickstarter Game)]]
* '''Vegeta:''' "Four Star Prince Build." Pandering will get you everywhere.
* "Eat Physics! Bathe me in your blood!"
** "That was graphic and horrifying."
* Testing out the gun by shooting out the windows.
* At one point, after respawning, he comes across a room that wasn't there before. In it is a ''VideoGame/{{Wolfenstein 3D}}'' clone. He plays it once and finds it awesome, but runs out of time, then tries again but gets stuck in a room and can't open either of the doors keeping him in, forcing him to wait for the time to run out... and then the clock running out doesn't end the game.
** He restarts the game. When he dies again, he notices the room is gone.
* His reaction to finding out the zombie enemies eat your corpse when you die. After the first time he talks to them as they do it.

[[folder: Dying Light]]
* Complaining about having to do parkour instead of fighting zombies.
* "Everybody here is an asshole except me!"
** Let's put this into perspective: everyone in the game acts so entitled and unlikable that even ''[[JerkAss Vegeta]]'' [[EveryoneHasStandards is annoyed by their lack of social graces.]]
* After beating down a pair of zombies, he looks up to see another coming.
-->'''Vegeta''': Oh, you want some too, huh? ''[sees a larger crowd coming]'' Oh. You ''all'' want some. Um...[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Bye!]]
* Upon getting into a fight with a big, hammer-toting zombie, Vegeta proceeds to throw an explosive gas canister at him... to no effect.
-->'''Vegeta''': [[TemptingFate One of these days, that's gonna blow up]]. ''(gets close to the zombie and starts hitting it; seconds later, the canister explodes... with Vegeta'' and '' the zombie caught in the blast)'' '''''OH!!''''' Oh, God! Oh, it ''did'' blow up! OH!
* His OhCrap moment when a table leg turns out to be a far less effective weapon than he was expecting.

[[folder: Darkest Dungeon]]
* "Yes, eat. That's why I brought all the food." Not long after, hunger sets in. "Who the fuck ate all the food?!"
* "Stop spilling your drink on me, you dick!"
* His FreakOut when one of his newly Masochistic members makes a BadassBoast and stabs herself, bringing herself to Death's Door.
* When he's down to his last party member:
-->'''Vegeta:''' "No problem! Four on one! Bring it on, bitches! Bring it on, assholes! Take that! Now you're...no you're not weaker. Okay. Just need to survive this battle! We got this! We got this! We...might not have this. Come on! Come on, let's do this! God damn it! Think you're fuckin' big men, coming after one person huh?! Well guess what? Fuck you! One down! Three to go! Fuck off! [[TemptingFate None of you can do this to me!]] (finally gets killed) [[IKnewIt God damn it, I knew it...]]"

[[folder: Bloodborne]]
* TFS's custom character, '''Dumple Stiltskin'''.
* Default Christopher Lee Dracula
* Getting swarmed by ghouls in the beginning
--->'''Vegeta:''' I don't want this...DO NOT WANT!
* Dies quickly by getting mauled by a bear
--->'''Vegeta:''' [[TemptingFate So it's going to be]] [[GenreSavvy one of THOSE games.]]
* Screaming the title every time he gets a game over
* Realizing he has problems after threatening a man's family for refusing to acknowledge him.
* Kirran's editing
** "Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!"

[[folder: Hearthstone]]
* "Why don't I have that?! I want that!" / "Why do you keep getting those and I don't?!" / "He keeps getting things! That's not fair! I want things!"
* Goes from not being interested in "card game things" to getting really invested in it and screaming.
* "[[RunningGag IN THE FACE!]]"
* Every time the opponent plays a minion he also has, Vegeta accuses it of betraying him. At one point he is about to do that when, to his utter confusion, he draws the very same card.
* After two loses he starts claiming that the rule about Saiyans coming back from defeat stronger also applies to card games.

[[folder:Grand Theft Auto V]]
* If you thought ''Skyrim'' was funny, then this is hilarious.
* Vegeta attacking random civilians for no reason, like any other player would.
* Commenting on the fact that he only had to pay around 300 dollars for the hospital apparently ''bringing him back from the dead''.
* Vegeta visits a "shoe store".
-->"[[ComicallyMissingThePoint I didn't even get any shoes!]]"
** Him getting thrown out for touching the strippers.
** His reaction to seeing the interior of the "shoe store" and getting a lapdance:
--> "Well, nobody's sold me any shoes yet, but the customer service is ''amazing!''"
* His confusion as to why the police are shooting at him for punching people when he does it all the time.
* Vegeta attacking yard workers when they call the police on him.
* Multiple crashes.
-->'''Vegeta:''' Always wear your helmet, kids.
* The animated version, which includes cameos by Nappa, Lani, Kaiser, and Taka.
** Vegeta punching Yamcha on a bike as he's trying to escape the police.

[[folder: Hotline Miami 2]]
* [[SarcasmMode "Because this went so well last time"]]
* Comparing the player character to Gary Busey.
* "What am I doing with my life?"
* The ending RageQuit - [[spoiler: after giving into {{angrish}} and apparently pacing back and forth near the computer while screaming in rage, Vegeta then calmly states - "This has been Hotline Miami 2."]]

[[folder: Star Wars: The Force Unleashed]]
* Falling asleep during the opening text crawl
* Using Storm Troopers as projectiles by Force-hurling them into Wookiees. Also lifting them up with the Force and then letting gravity do the work for him.
* Singing his own version of the Imperial March
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire]]
* Complaining about the controls and making fun of the graphics.
* "My overconfidence was my weakness!"
* Comparing the player character to a cross between Chuck Norris and an orangutan.
* Being uncertain whether or not he's the good guy because all he's doing is going around murdering people.
-->'''Vegeta:''' For the glory of whatever side I'm on!
* "WHAT--[[OhCrap IT LET OUT ALL OF THEM!?]] AH, SHIT! OH, GOD! OH, FUCK! OH GOD, THEY HURT!"
** "Oh, shit, they're still [[KickThemWhileTheyAreDown mauling my corpse!]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Star Wars: Bounty Hunter]]
* Vegeta sings the opening crawl so he doesn't fall asleep from boredom this time, but he soon gives up.
* His disappointment from fighting a monster in the arena that basically killed itself
-->'''Vegeta:''' Are you not entertained?! 'Cause I'm not!
** The enemies aren't much more difficult, so he starts singing again
* Identifying the ID Scanner as a Scouter
* Complaining about the controls
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Star Wars: Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast]]
* Finding out that Storm Troopers can't shoot well because their guns suck
* Death by slow motion fireball
** Patience is a Jedi's greatest asset, but it's something Vegeta doesn't have
* Hacking the game and turning on god mode instead of getting good
** Still dies by falling into a garbage pit
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Metal Gear Rising Revengeance]]
* Vegeta's borderline-orgasmic glee over generally [[InLoveWithYourCarnage just about everything in this game.]]
-->'''Vegeta:''' '''I HAVE ARRIVED.'''
** Similar is his reaction to discovering Blade Mode:
-->'''Vegeta:''' ''Hooolllyyyyyy'' '''''Shiiitttttttttt…''''' '''''YEESSSSSS!!!!'''''
* At the end of part 1, a glitch occurs when Raiden gets thrown into the clock tower by Metal Gear RAY. In the next shot, the clock tower is not rendered, causing Raiden to smash into an invisible wall with debris floating everywhere. Since the clock tower is not there, however, after Raiden starts cleaning off the debris, the next scene fails to load, causing the game to freeze. Naturally, Vegeta thinks his awesomeness caused it.
* After some of Raidens physics defying stuff:
--> '''Vegeta''': Coming from someone who can ''fly'', I'm not sure I believe every bit of this is physically possible. [[RuleOfCool But still. Awesome nonetheless.]]
* Vegeta is baffled that the villains would chain the Prime Minister to a box, cut him free, then kill him anyway. Why go through the kidnapping at all?
* The newspaper article on part 2. Really, anything less than its entirety simply doesn't do it justice.
-->Our beloved Prime Minister was found dead by the train tracks leading into the N'Mani National Tunnel this morning. According to eye witness testimony, they took him to a box and chained him up to it. Why did they chain him up to it? He was found dead with a giant ass cut in his stomach which we can only assume was the act of terrorists. Further, the wreckage of our hometown has led me to question why I even turned up to work in the first place. That giant fucking robot almost blew up my fucking house. [[BreakingTheFourthWall Who is even reading this? Are YOU reading this? Please remember to like, favorite, buy the shirts, and subscribe.]] There is absolutely nothing left that we can do. All we can do is pray that the shadowy figure that cut the robot in half and blew up our only monument in the process can save our country.
* His delight continues unabated after Raiden's body is rebuilt.
-->'''Vegeta:''' Take that, infrastructure! Hahahahaha!
* Amusingly, having skipped the tutorial, Vegeta somehow managed to figure out how to parry, but ''not'' when to use blade mode, or the lock-on function. He still manages to get through Blade Wolf without much trouble.
* There's an amusingly Meta example with how much Vegeta's reactions fall in line with ''WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay'', the youtubers who inspired the ''Two Saiyans Play'' series, including commenting on Sam's incredibly smug grin and pointing out the pointlessness of N'mani being chained up.
* The Robo-box, as he calls it when in a box.
* "I am a robot ninja, with a robot dog. THIS IS THE GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME!"
* Vegeta humming/sounding off the MGS theme, and praising the box. "Nothing here but us boxes."
* "[[BadassBoast Do you know what I've killed? I've killed things like ten times your size]]-- *gets hit by the enemy* [[MinorInjuryOverreaction YOU HIT ME!]] [[BerserkButton YOU DICK! YOU FUCKING DICK! HOW DARE YOU?! YOU RUINED MY PERFECT RATING!]] THIS COMBAT WAS GREAT UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP! GIVE ME YOUR *ends* FUCK! You made me get an A...[[AnnoyingVideoGameHelper SHUT UP, DOKTOR!]]"
* Skipping dialog and telling them all to shut up.
* Guess what was chosen after the Mexico mission, the Mariachi disguise. Henceforth, the Mariachi robot ninja.
* *While fighting one of the robot dogs: [[WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog Stupid Dog. OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!]]
* During the monologue of memes, he fast forwards it, showing "War is bad" and "[[VideoGame/{{Fallout}} War never changes.]]"
* Vegeta concludes that they take office security WAY too seriously, with rocket launchers and miniguns.
* "I have a good outlook on life. I don't like something, I get rid of it. It stops bothering me once it's dead... most of the time" - Vegeta's outlook on life in Metal Gear Rising.
* "Someone comes to challenge me on the samurai bridge. Little do they know, I am Mexican!"
* Vegeta gets pissed at Mistral's [[spoiler:Body Double]] firing the dwarf gekkos.
--> "How would you like it if I threw all my balls to your face...[[ThatCameOutWrong Wait.]]
* Vegeta calls Sundowner a bitch for using explosive shields, and rages whenever he mistimes Blade Mode or does not hit the armor in the designated area.
* "Just stay dead and I promise, I promise that I won't hunt you down in the afterlife."
* Vegeta singing "Born to be Wild" but changing it a bit differently. Also, the tumbleweed.
* It's safe to say that Vegeta considers the box to be an excellent weapon, just like Big Boss.
* After Raiden gets punted by Armstrong: "This is the greatest villain of all time."
* The RunningGag where Vegeta tries to imitate Raiden's first activation of [[SuperpoweredEvilSide Ripper Mode]] by dramatically screaming "Jack's back!" every time he goes to use Ripper Mode... and every time something happens which negates Ripper Mode or somehow turns it into a huge anti-climax. Every time.
** An EnforcedTrope. Generally the video cuts away as soon as he activates Ripper Mode. Though not always...
--->"GIVE ME YOUR WORMS! JACK FEEDS ON THEM!" *cut* "WOOOOORMS!" *cut* "JAAACK!" *cut* '''''"SUPER NINJA GOD SUPER NINJA!!!"'''''
* Vegeta doesn't know the meaning of the word stealth. He thinks he can do anything and move around right in front of the guards as long as he's using the box. He's never able to figure out how the guards can see through his great disguise.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain]]
* After being sedated, Vegeta dreams of ''Revengeance''.
* Vegeta complains about the boring opening level, where he's mostly crawling around and hiding. Cut to two hours later, where he's shooting and blowing things up.
** All while The American National Anthem is playing at the background.
* Any (read: every) time Quiet is referred to as "Booby Woman".
* in response to what his name is, and where and when he was born? Vegeta, Vegeta, in the month of Vegeta.
-->''[[MaleGaze Nice.]]''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5]]
* He renames it Prony Hawk's Toe Skater 5 and says that Tony Hawk looks bored in the picture.
* When he acquires all the letters to unlock an achievement, Hail to the Chief starts playing.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Until Dawn]]
* True to form, Vegeta wants to kill everyone
* Vegeta doesn't like [=GoPros=].
--> Look at you, with your [=GoPro=]. I hope you die. Quickly. But not quickly enough.
* Vegeta really wanted a porn party and rage quit when he didn't get one.
* Repeating the [[WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog Courage meme]] when he gets the chance to scare someone with a mask
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Spooky's House of Jumpscares]]
* About five and a half minutes in, and Vegeta has overcome the initial effectiveness of the jump scares. [[TemptingFate He's feeling pretty cocky.]] Cue [[KnightOfCerebus Specimen 2.]]
--->'''Vegeta:''' WHAT THE FUCK ''NO!''
** And then he keeps getting stuck on the puddles of slime it leaves behind.
--->"Stop slowing me down with your spooge!"
* Every time a bit of SurpriseCreepy puts him into a StunnedSilence. ''Every'' time.
* His reaction to a note reading someone having drunk some 'metallic tasting wine'. He believes they either drank blood, or the liquor of a particular planet. He then mentions he's tried a ''lot'' of planets' liquor, and Earth has the third best.
* His terrified reaction to the game turns into a rage-filled ClusterFBomb directed at Spooky after [[spoiler: being eaten by Specimen 4.]]
** Complete with [[spoiler: a brief appearance from Sadako]] [[KickTheDog just to give him one last jump scare]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Call of Duty: Black Ops III]]
* To prepare, Vegeta binges on Doritos and Mountain Dew
* Lani's cat makes noise in the background, so Vegeta yells at Dr. Briefs' cat to shut up
* Vegeta is frustrated that he can't skip a cutscene
* "Call-a-[fuckin-]Duty!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Undertale]]
* The fact that the humans were victorious gave Vegeta a good laugh
* Naming the player character Stupid (for tripping and falling into the Underground).
* Vegeta's pissed at Flowey's trick, but brightens up considerably [[AxCrazy when told that it's "kill or be killed"]].
* Toriel explains to Vegeta that a set of buttons must be pressed in a specific pattern. Vegeta asks what would happed if he pressed the two she didn't touch. She says "Fucking try it and see what happens, asshole." Vegeta then lets out a BigWhat.
* When Vegeta attempts to kill a Froggit, only for Toriel to scare it off with a DeathGlare, the page zooms in for a CloseupOnHead and Vegeta says a DefensiveWhat.
* Sassing Toriel but beginning to get softer on her to the point of wanting to let her live and quitting after beating her.
-->'''Vegeta:''' (sarcastically) Thanks, Mom!... (sincerely) [[EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas I miss my mom.]]
** [[spoiler: This turns into TearJerker as Toriel's kindness breaks through to Vegeta, creating an emotional connection with her. Throughout this, we get a glimpse into Vegeta's life and let's just say: Be thankful for what you have because Vegeta never had it.]]
** His sincere response to Toriel trying to distract him from leaving with the fact that snails make terrible shoelaces. "You know, I had my suspicions, but you telling me that just kind of confirms it."
** Once calling her L'Oreal.
** Also qualifies as a TearJerker and CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming: [[spoiler: At the end of the ruins, he tries to get out of fighting Toriel, but he's forced to kill her. This causes Vegeta so much emotional anguish that ''he rage quits the game.'']]
--->'''Vegeta:''' [[spoiler: Nope! Nope, fuck this, I'm done! Nope! Nope! Not having any of this! Not going on this feels trip today! Fuck you!]]
*** [[spoiler: Vegeta then proceeds to walk away, and it sounds like he's actually ''sobbing'' as he does.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Assassin's Creed Syndicate]]
* Another Spider-Man song parody
* British Vegeta
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Pajama Sam 2]]
* Tagline: Sam why can't you do anything right?!
* Vegeta was okay with the first one as a fever dream, but this one seems to be happening in real life (although he admits that Sam's house is weird and has problems)
* His reaction to Sam wanting to change the weather is pretty funny.
* Vegeta goes from yelling at Sam for screwing up to actively rooting for him to wreck stuff more
* "God. I do all the damn thinking around here."
* Implying Thunder and Lightning might be fucking, then playing fucktastic porn music.
* "Give me a banana! [[HulkSpeak Vegeta hungry!]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Just Cause 3]]
* Vegeta deals with the game's LoadsAndLoadsOfLoading in different ways-- going out to eat lunch, taking a nap, filing his taxes, and ''devising a way to end world hunger.''
** And with the amount of bad graphics overlays, Vegeta has basically become WebVideo/JonTron.
* While playing the game, Vegeta becomes very frustrated when he lands on his face while trying to fly.
--> AGH! Fuck! My face! [[ThatCameOutWrong Not literally.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Star Wars Battlefront]]
* Getting "F'd in the 9."
* Getting stomped by an AT-AT.
* Gleefully manning a turret only for no one to show up, then getting blown up.
* His team wins right when he gets a Luke Hero Pickup, depriving him of it.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Deadpool]]
* Its a sponsored game, by none other than...
-->'''Vegeta''': (sighs) So you're back.\\
'''Nappa''': Say my name.\\
'''Vegeta''': Nappa.\\
'''Nappa''': Spell my name. N-A-PPA.
* Why is Vegeta playing Deadpool, Nappa is funding the Deadpool movie.
* At the dog part:
--> (LB for doggy style)\\
'''Nappa''': Uhhh\\
'''Vegeta''': Uhhh, I'm already worried about this.
* After blowing up a toilet and Deadpool saying something about not being the only one with shit in their pants, Vegeta wonders how did the game know that.
* Nappa is trying to copyright the word "movie."
* At the end, Vegeta once again tells about watch the movie on February 12th, then says "PAY ME MONEY!" Nappa pays Vegeta 1 dollar at a time, up to the first 1000, then its nickles.
* Nappa shows some surprising cunning and self-awareness, taking jabs at Vegeta's ego and need to prove himself to Goku. It's pretty clear that Vegeta is genuinely put on the defensive by his comments.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Huniepop]]
* Vegeta's dating skills come down to how well he can play Bejeweled. Answer: Not well.
* "Vegeta! Game face! Go!"
* "Fuck you! My abs have abs, woman!"
* Towards the end of the game, Vegeta has a bit of a breakdown.
-->'''Vegeta''': You know what? Fuck love! Fuck all this bullshit! I don't need you! I don't need any of you! You're all just bitches, who don't love-don't know how to love-don't know how to like a nice guy like me! Fuck you! Shit! Fuck!
-->(''{{beat}}'')
-->'''Vegeta''': Please love me...
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Yandere Simulator]]
* "See, finally! A love game [[AxCrazy I]] [[VideogameCrueltyPotential can get behind!]]"
-->'''Yandere-chan''': She has taught me a new emotion… Rage.
-->'''Vegeta''': [[GoodIsBadAndBadIsGood Good!]] [[ThePowerOfHate Use that!]] [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy Fuel your Saiyan pride!]]
** He gets [[LostInCharacter so into character]] as [[StalkerWithACrush Yandere-chan]] that he [[SmittenTeenageGirl actually talks as if he really does have a crush]] on Senpai, completely going all ShrinkingViolet around him.
* Cycling off the edge of the map.
* After exclaiming how it's bullshit that he can't make a [[PurelyAestheticGender female Senpai]] (game doesn't have it yet), he makes his Senpai as close to a Super Saiyan as he can.
** Also finds the mode to make himself look like a Super Saiyan.
* "I'm the opening of every anime ever."
* "So don't kill people directly out in the open. Gotcha."
** This was said upon getting a GameOver [[EpicFail shortly after arriving at the school]], because his ''immediate'' [[UnstoppableRage first reaction to learning that]] [[TheChewToy Kokona Haruka]] has a crush on Senpai [[LeeroyJenkins was to run up to her]] [[KatanasAreJustBetter with a katana]] [[MurderTheHypotenuse and kill her]] [[DidntThinkThisThrough in front of a bunch of students]], [[StupidEvil including]] [[WhatAnIdiot Senpai]].
** Completely devolves into mass murder in true Vegeta fashion.
-->'''Vegeta''': [[EvilLaugh Ahahahahahaha!]] [[VoiceOfTheLegion Happy Valentine's Day, Senpai…]]
* Vegeta comes across Rival-chan, a character that can't be killed or interacted with at all. His response? "I'm beginning to think you don't actually exist."
* "I AM THE FAIRY OF DEATH!"
* "OH FUCK THEY'RE [[Manga/AttackOnTitan GIANTS!]]"
* Every single time he gives a [[BigNO Big "NO!"]], like when [[VoiceWithAnInternetConnection Info-chan]] says that in one week, Senpai "belongs to [[ChildhoodFriendRomance Osana-chan]]." Or when a member of the Martial Arts Club apprehends Yandere-chan.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Firewatch]]
* Declaring his character Prince Henry.
* Stealing everything from the teenagers' camp.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Superhot]]
* Vegeta reeeeealy loved this game.
* Right off the bat, where he learns the premise and mechanics of the game:
-->'''Vegeta''': "Time moves when I move"? [[JustThinkOfThePotential Don't you put this evil on me]].
* Next scenario:
-->'''Vegeta''': ''(after shooting the first enemy)'' I'm gonna look in circles while you die.\\
[[AC:It]]\\
[[AC:Was]]\\
[[AC:A]]\\
[[AC:Setup]]\\
'''Vegeta''': [[BigWhat WHAT]]?! It was a setup?! WHO SET ME UP?! WAS IT YOU?! ''(looks at someone coming down the hallway)'' Or was it YOU?!
* Generally, any time Vegeta overreacts to his own deaths.
** Like trying to jump over the car.
* And when he gets a particular achievement...
-->'''Vegeta''': Wait...can I? ''(swings sword at bullet, cutting it in half)''\\
'''Notification''': [[AC:Achievement Unlocked!: "So It's Possible!"]]\\
'''Vegeta''': ...game of the year! 10/10! 10/10! Cuttin' bullets in half!
** And at the end of the video:
--->'''Vegeta:''' SUPER HOT! FUCK YES! GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME! NOT EVEN A QUESTION! ''[beat]'' WHY ARE YOU STILL WATCHING THIS? PLAY THIS!
* "Digital butthole"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:X-Com 2]]
* Vegeta RootingForTheEmpire throughout the entire thing, [[AudienceAlienatingPremise as he takes issue with]] [[FantasticRacism the aliens being cast as the bad guys]].
** He actually seems to genuinely believe that the aliens [[MisaimedFandom are the real heroes]]. This goes straight into DracoInLeatherPants territory when he tries to dismiss obvious evidence that they're the bad guys as "celebratory pyrotechnics" that got more extreme than expected when they first "[[AlienInvasion visited]]."
** His [[BigWhat reaction]] to learning who the protagonists are supposed to be is ''priceless''.
-->'''Vegeta''': God, hopefully, my [[AliensAreBastards aliens]] will be able to throw them off. Wait, you're still showing me the [[HumansAreBastards terrorists]]. Why are you showing me the [[RonTheDeathEater terrorists]]? Where are [[DesignatedHero MY guys]]? (cut to gameplay) [[VillainProtagonist I'M CONTROLLING]] [[YourTerroristsAreOurFreedomFighters THE TERRORISTS?!]]
* Vegeta eulogizes the various fallen aliens.
-->"Ch'Ykhnahg was [[{{Retirony}} about to retire]]!"\\
"Goodbye, [[FluffyTheTerrible Flibbletops]]. You had a good run. ''[slow-motion, black-and-white shot of him dying]'' But now you're dead."\\
"Goodbye, Glornak! I'm sure your family will miss you."\\
"Grapnar was the most [[CallBack beautiful woman on her planet]]."
* The various digs at Creator/DonaldTrump.
-->'''Vegeta''': See, now, if earthlings were still in charge, they'd be on about, “Oh, we're gonna build a [[TheGreatWall planetary defense shell]], and [[UsefulNotes/{{Mexico}} Ma]][[UsefulNotes/{{Mars}} rs]] is going to pay for it.” Well, fuck off!
** The visuals and sound effects accompanying this particular line are also hilarious, especially the frowning face drawn on Mars in marker.
* Vegeta's reason for [[RageQuit quitting the game.]] He's X-Com's commander.
-->'''Vegeta''': Oh, ''[[SarcasmMode great]]'', I'm [[UsefulNotes/KuKluxKlan the Grand Wizard]]! Y'know what? ''Fuck'' this.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: The Division]]
* The game runs horribly on Vegeta's "Briefs Level" PC, causing several framerate drops and "timewarping". Vegeta gags every time it happens.
* The ending: [[spoiler: Lanipator breaks character to call out Ubisoft for releasing another shoddy PC port and making a point of mentioning his obscenely high system specs to emphasize how much of an EpicFail it is that the game runs this poorly]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Bear Simulator]]
* "Beargeta's" constant failures at trying to catch and eat the ducks, coupled with his increasing annoyance that they keep flying off.
* Finding a fox and asking "How's ''Disney/{{Zootopia}}''?" before trying to kill it. [[spoiler:He loses, but at least he keeps his Top Bear hat.]]
-->'''Vegeta''': That's the important thing to remember, that I am the Top Bear around here! [[spoiler:Just not as strong as a fox, I guess.]]\\
'''Vegeta:''' What does the fox say? I guess the fox says die.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: There's Poop in My Soup!]]
* At first he's disgusted by the title, but he's soon enjoying it way more than he should, according to him.
* Poo puns
-->'''Vegeta:''' I regret nothing.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Salt and Sanctuary]]
* If you've seen him play Dark Souls, this goes about as well as you'd expect.
* When building his character, he imagines himself with a beard and a screen cap from Super appears as a joke.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Quantum Break]]
* "Oh no they broke the quantum! ''(logo shatters)'' AAAH!"
* He blames future Trunks for breaking time.
-->'''Vegeta:''' If this is the boy's fault, I swear to God...
* Going on a killing spree was a foregone conclusion.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Senran Kagura: Estival Versus]]
* Another game that makes Vegeta question what he's doing with his life.
* "CREEP ALARM", which pops up whenever Vegeta becomes too focused on the obvious {{fanservice}}.
-->'''Vegeta:''' [[CallBack Nice.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Catlateral Damage]]
* Vegeta is surprisingly good at being a cat.
** "The humans will pay!"
** "If it fits, I sits."
** Knocking everything off because he needs the space for himself
** Attacking portraits of other cats, seeing them as rivals before he realizes they are actually unlockable, playable characters
* The end of the video. Vegeta beats the first level fully and is going full LargeHam, then it cuts to the outro where Kaiser points out that, well, Vegeta's acts of evil [[PokeThePoodle weren't very much so.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Enter the GUNGEON]]
* Vegeta comes across the Mahoguny. Cue King Yemma.
* His "entering the gungeon" song
* Vegeta starts making a list of Renegade Facts or "Rent-a-Facts" but quickly loses count. Two of the items on his list are how bad he is at counting, but the others involve him killing things.
* [[NoIndoorVoice Rage]] [[PrecisionFStrike quit]]
* [[spoiler: Popo makes a special appearance at the beginning of the game.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Final Fantasy XV (Demo)]]
* The tagline: "Vegeta explores his dream world and falls in love with a squeaky hammer."
* Repeatedly calling the mascot character an adorable piece of crap (renames him Assbutt)
** "You drink out of this, don't you. Can I ride you now?"
* His Final Fantasy "finals" chart
* Despite enjoying playing as a crocodile, he reluctantly admits that the human is better at killing things (despite yelling at the player character to be better at climbing)
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Mighty No. 9]]
* Two words: RageQuit.
* Yelling at Countershade for allowing the humans to escape instead of killing them, saying that he can do a better job of killing the humans.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: TMNT: What the Shell?]]
* Snarks at the Nickelodeon logo, then once again questions his life choices that led him to this point.
* Notes that the Foot Clan are doing a pretty poor job of hiding in the middle of the street...while the Turtles are the ones keeping to the shadows and hiding on buildings.
* Return of Rent-a-Facts!
* "Turtles don't care. Turtles are cold-blooded! [[DontExplainTheJoke See, they really are..]] [[LampshadeHanging I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO YOU!]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Paragon]]
* A Renegade playing ''Paragon''. WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong
* Zooming in on loading screens, for which Vegeta waits impatiently. He also complains when he has to run across the entire map, which takes him two minutes.
* Vegeta finally {{Rage Quit}}s when his monster character doesn't do as much damage as its appearance would suggest. On the plus side, he gets to play ''Bro Force'' again.
-->'''Vegeta:''' GOD DAMN IT! DAMN THIS GAME! DAMN THIS GAME TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL! WHY CAN'T I PLAY SOMETHING MORE FUN?! *switches over to Bro Force* YEEEEAAAAHHH! ''(maniacal laughter)'' FUCK YOU, PARAGON! RENEGADE FOR LIFE, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCH]]!
[[/folder]]

[[folder: ReCore]]
* Opening with "I'M BACK, BITCHES!"
* Yelling "Give it to me!" and "Mine!" repeatedly as he yanks the cores out.
* Toys with the idea of leaving the robot dog companion for dead.
-->'''Vegeta:''' [[CallBack Stupid dog! You made me look bad!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Job Simulator]]
* He takes offense at being called "human" and "monkey."
-->'''Job Bot''': [[AC:Hello, human! Welco--]]\\
'''Vegeta''': How--WHAT'D YOU FUCKING CALL ME?!
* Vegeta was told to earn a living in real life. He decides to start with "auto mechanic" because he considers it the closest to what Bulma does and [[TemptingFate he thinks it'll be easy.]]
-->'''Job Bot''': [[AC:A true grease monkey--get under the hood and get your hands dirty--]]\\
'''Vegeta''': Alright, CALLING ME HUMAN WAS ONE THING, CALLING ME [[FantasticSlur MONKEY]]?! THAT'S NOT COOL! ''NOT'' ALRIGHT! HARASSMENT, YOU DICK!
* He loses consciousness briefly between each game.
* This gets hit with a ''massive'' RewatchBonus: since it's a VR game, what you have is [[spoiler:Lanipator cosplaying as]] Vegeta standing in a room flailing his limbs and yelling at nothing most of the time. Then he pulls off his headset when he gets tired of the game and things get even better...
-->'''Vegeta[[spoiler:!Lanipator]]''': ''(throws down VR headset)'' Nope! Nope! Can't do it, can't do it!\\
'''Grant''': ''(stopping him from walking off)'' Vegeta, we need you to keep going with this--\\
'''Vegeta[[spoiler:!Lanipator]]''': A SAIYAN PRINCE DOES NOT NEED ''A'' JOB, LET ALONE ''THAT'' JOB! [[FlippingTheBird FUCK YOU]], [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'M OUT]]!\\
''(Vegeta[[spoiler:!Lanipator]] storms off, only to come back in a moment later)''\\
'''Vegeta[[spoiler:!Lanipator]]''': Where's my money?!\\
'''Grant''': ''([[{{Corpsing}} having trouble keeping it together]])'' Over that way...''(points out to the hallway)''\\
'''Vegeta[[spoiler:!Lanipator]]''': [[AffablyEvil Thank you]]! ''(leaves, comes back in to [[FlippingTheBird flip off]] Grant one more time)''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Detroit: Become Human]]
* "Beep boop, initiating Renegade.exe"
* Vegeta tends to be violent, going for shooting and pushing.
* During the anti-android rally, he somewhat encourages them, up until realizing [[OhCrap they would attack him.]] But he tends to bring out some comments [[YourMom about their mothers.]]
-->'''Vegeta''': (After being pushed down) What can I say, your mother likes to be on top and fucking is a full time job.\\
'''Vegeta''': (After the job part) Oh please, I'm far too busy fucking all of your mothers to be a cop.
* While playing as Kara, he talks about getting started. Cue to Kara avoiding Todd and shooting him. That escalated quickly.
* Vegeta looks at a giraffe as Markus.
* While solving a crime as Connor, he determines that the person tripped and fell on a knife, leaving one suspect: a chair.
-->'''Vegeta''': You're going away for a long time you son of a bitch.
* Markus again:
-->'''Carl''': Every time I go to one of these, I ask myself, what the hell am I doing here?\\
'''Vegeta''': [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Story of my fucking life.]]
* When the cops show up:
-->'''Vegeta''': Look, I can explain everything. I-\\
'''Markus gets shot'''\\
'''Vegeta''': FOR WHAT?
[[/folder]]

!!Goku's Gonna Show You
[[folder: Minecraft]]
* A duck quacks at him. Goku's response? "Hey, Krillin!"
** He hits blocks/coal asking if he can eat that: Then on another one:
---> '''Goku''': Okay Gohan, can I eat that?\\
'''Gohan''': [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah, sure, whatever.]]\\
'''Goku''': Yay! *eats a block that doesn't look like food at all* Ow!
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Superhot]]
* "Soup too… HOT! Soup too… HOT!"
* His Vegeta impression.
-->"So [[MidBattleTeaBreak in between the training and the hurling insults at me]], Vegeta was saying, 'OH MY GOD, KAKAROT, [[SugarWiki/GushingAboutShowsYouLike THIS IS LIKE THE BEST GAME EVER YOU SHOULD GO AND PLAY IT]] OH MY GOD [[DeterioratesIntoGibberish ADADADABLAHBABA]]'."
** When he's quoting Vegeta, a picture of Vegeta's face smiling stupidly is put onscreen and jumps around. It's even better when you realize that this image is a still shot from [[Anime/DragonBallZBattleOfGods the Bingo song]].
* When he learns the premise of the game...
-->'''Goku''': I control the universe! About dang time, too...okay, my first edict: everyone gets muffins! ''(gets shot)'' [[MotorMouth AAAHNOOTHERULEROFTHEUNIVERSEHASBEENASSASSINATED]]!\\
''(Goku respawns)''\\
'''Goku''': [[AndThatsTerrible Well that's]] [[ThatMakesMeFeelAngry just mean]]! Come on, I'm gonna give you a piece of my mind! (''screams, only to get shot'') Ack! Which is now all over the floor.
* Goku forgets the fact the truck and car are going to hit him.
--> '''Goku''': Uh, Mr. car, you're kinda getting a bit close there…''(gets hit by the car)'' OW! [[CallBack BAD TOUCH]]!
* "Punch! Grab! Shoot! Sliiide to the right~"
* "Wanna fight?"
-->'''Goku''': You bet I do! ''(starts attacking)'' Punchy-punchy-punch! Punchy, punchy, punch! ''(A [[{{Mook}} red dude]] kills him with [[BatterUp a baseball bat]])'' Baseball bAAAOOOOOOOWWWW!!!
* At the end, when Goku finds the "Wrong Turn" level
-->'''Goku''': Wrong turn? ''(as a {{Mook}} gets run over)'' You took a--''(gets run over as well)'' [[OhCrap OH]] [[PrecisionFStrike SHIT!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Five Nights at Freddy's]]
* The fact that Goku—savior of the universe at least a few times over—is afraid of the ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys'' animatronics.
** Goku was playing with the lights and door a good amount of times, even at 1%. Needless to say, he lost when that happened.
-->'''Goku''': Door goes up, door goes down, door goes up, door goes down. *laughs*\\
'''Gohan''': Dad you're not supposed to play with that, it reduces power.\\
'''Goku''': Oh come on Gohan I have plenty of power. I mean come on, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Super Saiyan much?]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: I Am Bread]]
* Goku apologizes to the objects he accidentally broke, like the jar of jam.
** The game proved too difficult and he was about to give up, then he found the rampage mode…
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Goat Simulator]]
* When Goku can't find the "any" key, Gohan tells him just to press the muffin button.
* Gohan reminding Goku that he can fly while the latter is bouncing on a trampoline.
* "Goatku"
* Goku trying to make friends goes horribly wrong. He even loses his bag of chips in the water when someone decides to ride him.
* [[BodyHorror What in the patootie AM I?]] [[SubvertedTrope I'm BEAUTIFUL.]]
* "Is that a goat?" "No, I'm a microwave!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Happy Wheels]]
* Immediate instant death
* Reacting to DBZ-themed levels
* When the bicycle child "Gohan" gets killed
-->'''Goku:''' Let's not tell Chi-Chi about this.
* Goku finds a ''Webcomic/OnePunchMan'' themed level.
-->'''Goku:''' I do not want to pick a fight with that guy.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Champions of Breakfast]]
* Goku is reluctant to trust the toaster again after I Am Bread.
* Laughing at the concept of razors
-->'''Goku:''' Imagine me with a beard. ''(picture from Super appears on screen)''
* Swearing vengeance when he's murdered immediately after obtaining pancakes
* Goku fights a bathtub and complains after losing.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Slither.io]]
* "Uh-oh, Slitherios!"
* After getting killed by hitting worms while trying to eat some of the food:
-->'''Goku:''' [[ARareSentence My hunger was my undoing.]]
* Rock the Dragon, Dragon Worm Dead.
* He wants to prove he can eat his way out of a problem, or be the shame to all the Saiyans, all 4 of them.
* "Oh, shiny thing, shiny things can't be all bad. (gets killed) Chi-Chi, the shiny ball tricked me!"

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Hunie Cam Studio]]
* Gumballs![[note]]They're not gumballs.[[/note]]
* Just like when he thought that marriage was food, Goku comes across the word "fetish" [[MythologyGag and draws a similar]] [[IsItSomethingYouEat conclusion]].
-->"[[{{Malaproper}} Fet-aish]]? It sounds like I can eat a fet-aish."
* "[[TooDumbToLive I don't need tutorials]], [[IdiotHero I'm Goku!]] [[KnowNothingKnowItAll I know everything!]]"
* Gohan's response when Goku asks about the numbers and money in the game.
-->'''Gohan''': [[ExpospeakGag Dad, you're soliciting girls and exploiting their bodies for money in a derogatory fashion!]] This is in no way healthy!\\
'''Goku''': Gohan, I may not know what [[{{Malaproper}} "solixiting"]] means, but I know when someone's being a smarty-pants! What do these numbers mean?\\
'''Gohan''': [[LaymansTerms Dad, you're a]] [[SophisticatedAsHell pimp]]!
* Goku; commenting that one of the girls (Aiko) looks like Chi-Chi, [[OhCrap which clues her in]] to the fact that he's playing something... obscene.
** He then takes to referring to Aiko as Chi-Chi. And states he has to be quiet because Chi-Chi went ballistic, before talking in normal voice.
** Chi-Chi yelling at Goku for playing this game is HypocriticalHumor when you consider that, early on, it's implied that [[CovertPervert she's the one who got the game]] [[AmbiguouslyBi on their computer in the first place]].
-->'''Goku''': (noticing Aiko looking like Chi-Chi) Hey, that girl looks like Chi-Chi!\\
'''Chi-Chi''': ''Who'' looks like Chi-Chi?\\
'''*Beat*'''
-->'''Goku''': [[OhCrap Uhh...you...]] ([[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties cut to a screen of Goku]] [[OhCrap scared shitless]]) \\
'''Goku:''' (whispering) Okay, I have to be quiet now, because Chi-Chi went ballistic for some reason. (Normal voice) Something about [[{{Malaproper}} prosecutes]](prostitutes) being bad? But I already know that, I don't want to be prosecuted, silly Chi-Chi.
* "Okay, team! [[BigEater go and get me some food!]] I want some bacon and I want some [[TrademarkFavoriteFood muffins]]. I want some [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs "buffacons," which is kinda bacons and muffins all put together;]] [[CallBack it's my invention!]]"
** When they end up buying cigarettes instead, he complains about it, recounting a time when [[NoodleIncident he ate cigarettes after mistaking them for pixie sticks.]]
* One of his girls ([[DramaticIrony incidentally, the one he calls Chi-Chi]]) ends up contracting gonorrhea, which he assumes is a Pokémon that he should try to help her train and evolve. The best part about it is Gohan's reaction to what Goku did to her.
-->'''Gohan''': Dad, [[WhatTheHellHero what the hell have you done?!]]\\
'''Goku''': What, Gohan? What?\\
'''Gohan''': Dad, you gave her a [[{{Squick}} sexually transmitted disease!]]
* Gohan basically going ScrewThisImOuttaHere after hearing Goku's concept of money after he gets in debt in-game.
-->'''Gohan''': Dad, you have NO concept of money!
-->'''Goku''': Sure I do! [[CallBack Ox-King has lots of it,]] and it brings [[ObsessedWithFood food]], and food gets [[BigEater to my table]]. Therefore, money is a good thing. See! I know what how money works!
-->'''Gohan''': What's a 401K?
-->'''Goku''': I'll give you the [[IncrediblyLamePun 411, 'kay?]]
-->'''Gohan''': [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Ugh, forget it. Fine. There's no hope for you! I'm out!]]
* Goku's [[ScreamingAtSquick reaction]] after googling "Cake Farting fet-aish" when it comes up.
-->"'''''OH MY GOD!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO A POOR, DEFENSELESS CAKE?!'''''"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Papers, Please]]
* Predictably, Goku approves everyone and receives various penalties.
* [[BreakTheCutie Gohan learns]] an important lesson about the difference between an ''educational'' game and a ''historical'' one.
* Goku {{Rage Quit}}s when he finally denies someone for being mean[[note]] or rather, [[DisproportionateRetribution asking him to hurry]] so he can catch his bus[[/note]] to him. Then Gohan takes over just in time for a terrorist to lob a grenade at the border guard. Gohan freaks out about the guard and terrorist dying, while Goku comes back to see that his character can't afford food and also freaks out.
* Goku somehow ended up paying actual money to his computer game, and when Gohan tells him this, he spends time being mopey and bitter against the game for swindling him.
* The implication that at least some of the seemingly [[AccidentalPun accidental puns]] that Goku makes (and [[{{Malaproper}} mispronounces]]) throughout these videos, primarily the ones about food, [[ObfuscatingStupidity are actually done on purpose]], which Gohan [[LampshadeHanging calls him out on]].
** When Gohan calls him out after he makes the "[[RunningGag I'm just Saiyan]]" [[IncrediblyLamePun pun]], we get this exchange.
-->'''Gohan''': [[SelfDeprecation Dad, it wasn't funny five years ago and it's not funny now!]]
-->'''Goku''': Well I think it's funny, and who's playing the game here, Gohan? [[GoToYourRoom Now go to your room!]]
-->'''Gohan''': No!
-->'''Goku''': Oh, okay.
* [[RoboSpeak "Discrepancy detected! Goku-bot interrogate!"]]
* When Gohan takes over and starts playing, he soon encounters someone who tries to tries to bribe him with [[HarmfulToMinors contact info for a show-club]].
-->'''Gohan''': [[CatchPhrase I need an adult.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Surgeon Simulator]]
* He keeps calling himself "Doctor Goku" throughout the whole thing. This time, Gohan actually was curious on how this will go and played along.
* Goku, of all people, making a reference to ''Film/TheGodfather''. Gohan's response implies that this is a regular occurrence.
* Goku is tasked with a heart transplant. He assumes he needs to replace a lung and decides to use the heart. Gohan arguing with him about it and him insisting that the heart is a lung is the best part of it.
* When Goku finally gets the hang of hammering the ribs, he does it so much the patient dies.
* "Yeah! Now Goku's cooking with fire! Or [[{{Metaphorgotten}} hammers]]? [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Fiery hammers]]."
* "And I want ''you'' to be a [[CallingTheOldManOut better]] [[ParentalAbandonment father]], [[DaddyIssues but]] we can't always get what we want." Wow, Gohan. That was savage.
* He refers to his patient, Bob, as "Chi-Chi", similar to how he called Aiko "Chi-Chi" when he played ''VideoGame/HunieCamStudio''.
** Goku mentions at the beginning that he's playing the game while the real Chi-Chi is sick. Gohan points out that Vegeta had already played the original game. Goku asks if Bulma was sick too.
* At the end, Doctor Goku gets drugged when he accidentally uses the syringe on himself. Apparently, it somehow made the real Goku get all trippy and collapse on the floor. Again.
-->'''Gohan''': Dad, I think you need to see a doctor.\\
'''Goku''': I ''am'' a doctor, [[ShonenHair talking black pineapple]]. I could do this all... all day... ugh. (hits the floor)
[[/folder]]

[[folder: American Truck Simulator]]
* Goku assumes the logs he's transporting are hot dogs.
* As with Surgeon Simulator, Goku is playing with the belief that becoming good at this game will make him a better driver, [[CallBack especially compared to last time.]] Gohan even points out how thought out this is for him.
* Gohan realizes that it's probably a good thing that Goku's able to just fly around everywhere instead of [[DrivesLikeCrazy actually having to drive.]]
* Surprisingly, Goku actually makes it to his destination. Unsurprisingly, he manages to crash there and kill everyone.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Don't Spill Your Coffee!]]
* Goku immediately gets to work on customizing his coffee guy. First he tries to emulate Bulma's appearence (with clothes resembling her colours and, well, an afro) despite Gohan's complaints that it's demeaning to Bulma, only to change to Vegeta... [[RunningGag With a pink shirt.]] And his hair is still an afro.
* Goku's absolutely savage burn on Gohan.
--> '''Gohan:''' Dad, don't dodge the question.
--> '''Goku:''' Says the kid who CAN'T!
* Goku's Vegeta impression. Even Gohan admits it's surprisingly accurate.
* Goku talking to his character like he ''is'' Vegeta. He also thinks the pink shirt is Vegeta's favourite.
* Gohan's reaction to [[InnocentlyInsensitive Goku commenting on the coffee all over the place...]]
--> '''Goku:''' Man, look at all the coffee that's all over the place. [[StayInTheKitchen Bulma's sure gonna have to clean that up.]] \\
'''Gohan:''' [[NoJustNoReaction Oh my God, Dad, no. No. Just, no.]]
* Goku tries to ''sweet-talk the second level's sensor''. Gohan is forced to play along.
* So many puns...
--> '''Goku:''' His shirt's now covered in coffee! You did that, Mr. Sensor! You should be... [[IncrediblyLamePun Sensored.]] \\
'''Gohan:''' [[LamePunReaction Dad, that was ''terrible'' and you should feel bad.]] \\
'''Goku:''' Well, not as bad as Vegeta right now, because his shirt's ruined. Do you know how long it takes for Chi-Chi to wash all my clothes? Well, not very long because [[LimitedWardrobe I only have one.]] But this is an absolute [[HurricaneOfPuns tra-vest-y!]]
* "NO! Oh, no! And now Vegeta's resorting to planking! ... Why are you thrusting, buddy?"
* Goku ''somehow overdosing on coffee''.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: The Breakfast Club]]
* Goku tries to make and butter toast while the table periodically shakes. He yells at Gohan for shaking the table and complains that the game is harder than Chichi makes it look in real life.
* Apparently Goku is STILL a little miffed about the difficulty for I Am Bread.
* Knocking the vase off the table is considered a failure, causing Goku to angrily comment about how he doesn't need flowers to eat breakfast.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Undertale]]
* Goku is baffled by the puzzles, [[IdiotHero including the one that Toriel all-but gives you the answer to]]. Gohan on the other hand is excited at the puzzles
** Leading to Goku taking offense at Toriel calling a mannequin a Dummy.
--->'''Goku''': Toriel, that's not nice! He may be smart - like me!\\
'''Gohan''': [[DamnedByFaintPraise That's not really saying much, dad]].
* When dodging the attacks:
-->'''Goku''': Now Gohan, pay close attention, that's how you *gets hit*\\
'''Gohan''': Yeah, really good dodging Dad.\\
'''Goku''': You didn't see anything.
* Unlike Vegeta, who saw Toriel as a mother, Goku sees her as a martial arts master. He freaks out after [[spoiler: killing Toriel]] because it meant he no longer had access to pie and wasn't going to learn a super secret awesome technique.
* Gohan begging his father to stop killing everything, especially [[spoiler: Toriel]].
* Superimposing Ghost Nappa over the ghost enemy.
* Some Youtubers had hilarious comments on differences between Goku's and Vegeta' s play through as one commentator puts it, "So Goku's is the true sociopath obsessed with fighting while Vegeta is a misunderstood loner who needs patience and love to be more peaceful."
[[/folder]]

[[folder: OmniBus]]
* Gohan is just resigned to his dad's poor game playing (specifically driving) at this point.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Google Feud]]
* When "what's the deal with" comes up, Goku starts imitating stand-up comedians and guesses "What's the ''deal'' with airline food?" When this turns out to be ''top of the list'', he cracks up laughing so hard it sounds like Masako is about to break character.
* Every time Gohan annoys Goku, Goku says "Dodge" and [[AbusiveParents punches]] [[MythologyGag him]].
* Gohan venting his daddy issues when "why does my dad" comes up.
* At the prompt 'Is it fun to', Goku types in [[CallBack "watch Vegeta get kicked in the dick"]], when this turns out to be wrong, he grumbles "well ''I'' think it's fun".
** In part 2 he gets the prompt "does it hurt to" and he completes it with "get kicked in the dick" and "get punched in the dick," both to no avail.
* On certain parts of the game, he sees interesting things like something relating to placenta and labiaplasty[[note]]don't search it, just don't[[/note]]. Unfortunately for him, he decided to look at them and can't unsee them.
-->'''Goku''': Labiaplasty? I'm gonna click it to \\
'''Gohan''': Dad, NO!\\
'''Goku''': What, Gohan, what? This is a labiaplasty. What's wrong with that? What absolutely can be wrong about th-\\
'''Narrator''': [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Twelve seconds later]]\\
'''Goku''': [[BrainBleach I cannot unsee what I just unsaw.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Inside]]
* [[{{Troll}} Gohan]] gets Goku to play on the pretext that there will be [[BlatantLies muffins]] and [[FalseReassurance pigs.]] HilarityEnsues.
* #teamclubsandwich, which [[BreakTheCutie Goku]] is crying into at the end. Gohan says trending it will make Goku feel better. Then he says he's going to train until Goku either stops crying or eats the sandwich.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: We Happy Few]]
* Goku is still upset about playing ''Inside'', but Gohan suggests this game will be better because "happy" is in the title and there's colorful flags.
* While watching the intro where the character is working at his job, reading newspapers, playing with machines and singing a happy tune, Goku says he wishes he were that guy.
-->'''Gohan''': As do I, ''father'', as do I.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Would You Rather?]]
* Goku is still a bad parent.
-->'''Goku:''' Woo, people agree with me again! I ''know'' people!\\
'''Gohan:''' You don't know me, though, dad.\\
'''Goku:''' I know.
* This video raises some interesting questions about Goku and Chi-Chi's sex life.
-->'''Goku:''' "Experience a level 10 (Richter scale) earthquake every week" or "Have a two foot, flexible electric sex toy permanently implanted in your butt"? Well, [the latter] sounds like a Saturday night with Chi-Chi, and [the former] kind of usually happens every time I have burritos.\\
\\
'''Goku:''' [in reference to "Have penises for arms"] I guess my penis is an arm because sometimes Chi-Chi wants me to do that thing which involves my fist and then some ramming it up it--\\
'''Gohan:''' [[TooMuchInformation No, dad! Don't say anything more!]] \\
'''Then next question:'''\\
'''Goku:''' Take a load in the ear or take a load in the mouth and swall-\\
'''Gohan:''' [[TooMuchInformation DAD NO!]]
* On the Super Bowl vs World Cup Final, Goku asks which is bigger, a bowl or a cup. You can actually hear Gohan facepalm over this.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Human Fall Flat]]
* [[Series/TheJoyOfPainting The Joy of Saiyan-ting with Son Goku]], where Goku paints his character in the likeness of Vegeta, complete with "grrr" on his chest.
* Goku hits the ragdoll button, causing "Vegeta" to collapse. He then says it looks like Vegeta is crying and mocks Vegeta for his CantCatchUp issues.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Sort the Court]]
* Much like Papers Please, Goku has to make yes or no decisions regarding the welfare of his kingdom. He argues with Gohan and complains that the king can't get out of his chair.
* Gohan says that Vegeta would be better suited to play this game as the Prince of All Saiyans, but Goku scoffs at this.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Agar.io]]
* Gohan questions how Goku could be getting messages while in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. Goku explains that he found a hidden internet cable Popo uses. For what, Goku does not know [[YouDoNOTWantToKnow and does not want to know, and no one should ever know]]. And that he's playing this game to deal with his trauma.
* Goku wonders what to call himself. Gohan suggests 'Bad Parent'. Goku seems completely obvious and just refuses to do it because no one would guess it was him. He goes with [[RunningGag TheMuffinMan]].
* After dying, he's disappointed he doesn't come back with a Zenkai.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: WikiHow Quiz]]
* Goku looks at the context of a silly looking image of a person being punched in the face. Turns out it's domestic violence.
-->'''Goku:''' ''(tonelessly)'' [[DudeNotFunny That's not fun at all.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Senran Kagura: Bon Appetit]]
* Goku mispronouncing Bon Appetit as Boner Per Tit.
* Taking place during the week before the Cell Games, Goku is in complete pain and fatigue due to repeated aggressive sex with Chi-Chi. This ultimately led to his conflicting emotions on the opening video of the game between his PTSD of seeing a black-and-white picture of Chi-Chi at bouncing breasts (specifically Asuka’s) and his love of food.
* Gohan reveals that he stole Chi-Chi's credit card to buy the game, and claims he won't get in trouble. If only Chi-Chi found out about this game and her credit card being stolen.
* Goku end up playing as [[GagBoobs Daidouji]] simply because her favorite food is meat.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Counter-Strike: Global Offensive]]
* Calling the game "CS:GO-ku".
* As Gohan lampshades, Goku is getting ready for the Cell Games by playing a game which shares zero thematic elements to the tournament he's about to participate in.
* Just the fact that Goku's online username is "The Muffin Man".
* His constant desire to shoot the chickens, to the point that Gohan quips he's better at killing them than actual people.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Gang Beasts]]
* Goku dies in his first match, which causes Gohan to mock him about fighting.
* The constant deaths of his character, including falling off almost immediately after the match starting. Gohan finds this hilarious.
* After one too many deaths, Goku talks about how this reminds him of a certain [[VideoGame/IAmBread game involving bread]], before [[RageQuit yelling in anger.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Prey]]
* About a box and it being destroyed:
-->'''Gohan''': Calm down dad, it's just a box.
-->'''Goku''': Just a box? JUST A BOX!? That box was my friend, I loved him like a son.
-->'''Gohan''': Not that much huh?
* At the end of the second part, Goku finds an explosive canister and decides to [[TooDumbToLive destroy it with the wrench.]] Three guesses what happens next.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Friday the 13th Game]]
* Goku sees a dead body of a teammate:
-->'''Goku''': Hey buddy, are you sleeping? You don't look too happy about it. That ain't good. Aw man, that's tragic. Well, at least I'm not the first one to die.\\
'''Gohan''': Dad, don't be so heartless.\\
'''Goku''': Dude come on, I see dead bodies all the time, mostly my friends, but I hope it's never me.
** After a while, the player who's Jason gets to Goku and kills him.
* Goku freaks out over not being able to use a fridge.
* After meeting up with a group of people, he leaves, talking about he [[TemptingFate is bored and doesn't need them because they're alive.]] [[LaserGuidedKarma Guess]] [[KarmicDeath what]] [[TooDumbToLive happens next]][[note]]Yep, death by Jason[[/note]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion]]
* Gohan asks Goku about Vegeta playing it before, when he had a series.
* Each time Goku gets scared from the first monster jumpscares.
* At the maze, Goku understandably [[RageQuit gets frustrated with the hard puzzle and yells he is done. Gohan can't blame him though.]]
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[[folder: Everything]]
* [x] - Think:
--> '''Gohan''': *laughs* Uh dad, I don't think you can do that. That involves thinking, you don't think.
* When the goat moves (due to the scope of the game, there's no animation to speak of and thus every animal moves by jerkily cartwheeling around in their default pose) , Goku asks Gohan what's going on. Even Gohan is stumped.
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[[foler: Detroit: Become Human]]

-->"So [[MidBattleTeaBreak in between the training and the hurling insults at me]], Vegeta was saying, 'OH MY GOD, KAKAROT, [[GushingAboutShowsYouLike THIS IS LIKE THE BEST GAME EVER YOU SHOULD GO AND PLAY IT]] OH MY GOD [[DeterioratesIntoGibberish ADADADABLAHBABA]]'."

** [[spoiler: This turns into TearJerker as Toriel's kindness breaks through to Vegeta, creating an emotional connection with her. Throghout this, we get a glimpse into Vegeta's life and let's just say: Be thankful for what you have because Vegeta never had it.]]

* Vegeta managing to [[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer solve a surprisingly large amount of challenges]] by throwing [[CthulhuMythos shoggoths]] at them.

-->"So [[MidBattleTeaBreak in between the training and the hurling insults at me]], Vegeta was saying, 'OH MY GOD, KAKAROT, [[JustForFun/GushingAboutShowsYouLike THIS IS LIKE THE BEST GAME EVER YOU SHOULD GO AND PLAY IT]] OH MY GOD [[DeterioratesIntoGibberish ADADADABLAHBABA]]'."

-->"So [[MidBattleTeaBreak in between the training and the hurling insults at me]], Vegeta was saying, 'OH MY GOD, KAKAROT, THIS IS LIKE THE BEST GAME EVER YOU SHOULD GO AND PLAY IT OH MY GOD [[DeterioratesIntoGibberish ADADADABLAHBABA]]'."