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* Louise's recorded lines in "When Jonny Met Sharky", as recorded by Arthur using a BadassBaritone with NoIndoorVoice (and plenty of [[DramaticPause dramatic pauses]]).

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* Louise's recorded lines in "When Jonny Met Sharky", as recorded by Arthur using a BadassBaritone baritone with NoIndoorVoice (and plenty of [[DramaticPause dramatic pauses]]).

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--> '''Jonny:''' I've no need for a woman, when I’ve got [[ADateWithRosiePalms my left hand]]/Just a handy tub of Vaseline and [[BrainBleach a picture of my gran]].

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--> '''Jonny:''' I've no need for a woman, when I’ve got [[ADateWithRosiePalms my left hand]]/Just hand/Just a handy tub of Vaseline and [[BrainBleach a picture of my gran]].
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--> '''Jonny:''' ''(dramatically)'' My daughter will want for nothing. She'll have dollies-a-plenty. And bears but [[MonsterClown no clowns, they scare me]]. And on a perfect summer's eve, when the sun dances like... Michael Flatley... after our dinner of spaghetti hoops, we shall run like Billy-ho himself, down to a sea so calm it would make Des Lynam look like a big, scary wolfman. [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming She will be the most cherished little girl in the whole world]]. [[EmbarrassingFirstName My little Ferrari]].

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--> '''Jonny:''' ''(dramatically)'' My daughter will want for nothing. She'll have dollies-a-plenty. And bears but [[MonsterClown no clowns, they scare me]]. And on a perfect summer's eve, when the sun dances like... Michael Flatley... after our dinner of spaghetti hoops, we shall run like Billy-ho himself, down to a sea so calm it would make Des Lynam look like a big, scary wolfman. [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments She will be the most cherished little girl in the whole world]]. [[EmbarrassingFirstName My little Ferrari]].



--> '''Janet:''' ...Jonny, I'm not pregnant.
--> '''Jonny:''' ''(relieved)'' [[PrecisionFStrike Oh, thank fuck for that]]!

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--> '''Janet:''' ...Jonny, I'm not pregnant.
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pregnant.\\
'''Jonny:''' ''(relieved)'' [[PrecisionFStrike Oh, thank fuck for that]]!
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* Jonny deciding he wants to name his first daughter Ferrari [[ComicBook/SabrinaTheTeenageWitch Sabrina]] [[BritneySpears Britney]].

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* Jonny deciding he wants to name his first daughter Ferrari [[ComicBook/SabrinaTheTeenageWitch Sabrina]] [[BritneySpears [[Music/BritneySpears Britney]].
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* "I'm a bastion of knowledge. Look at me bastioning." ''(followed by pricless "clenched fists" gesture)''

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* "I'm a bastion of knowledge. Look at me bastioning." ''(followed by pricless "clenched fists" gesture)''gesture)''
* When Janet gives up smoking, and Jonny complains to Gaz about it, Gaz compares it to Jonny's obsession with desiccated coconut. Jonny immediately shouts "have you got any?!?!"
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--> '''Jonny:''' ''(dramatically)'' My daughter will want for nothing. She'll have dollies-a-plenty. And bears but [[EvilClown no clowns, they scare me]]. And on a perfect summer's eve, when the sun dances like... Michael Flatley... after our dinner of spaghetti hoops, we shall run like Billy-ho himself, down to a sea so calm it would make Des Lynam look like a big, scary wolfman. [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming She will be the most cherished little girl in the whole world]]. [[EmbarrassingFirstName My little Ferrari]].

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--> '''Jonny:''' ''(dramatically)'' My daughter will want for nothing. She'll have dollies-a-plenty. And bears but [[EvilClown [[MonsterClown no clowns, they scare me]]. And on a perfect summer's eve, when the sun dances like... Michael Flatley... after our dinner of spaghetti hoops, we shall run like Billy-ho himself, down to a sea so calm it would make Des Lynam look like a big, scary wolfman. [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming She will be the most cherished little girl in the whole world]]. [[EmbarrassingFirstName My little Ferrari]].
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* Jonny deciding he wants to name his first daughter Ferrari [[SabrinaTheTeenageWitch Sabrina]] [[BritneySpears Britney]].

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* Jonny deciding he wants to name his first daughter Ferrari [[SabrinaTheTeenageWitch [[ComicBook/SabrinaTheTeenageWitch Sabrina]] [[BritneySpears Britney]].

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--> '''Gaz:''' Women don't cheat on me. I'm just so pretty.

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--> '''Gaz:''' Women
* "Women don't cheat on me. I'm just so pretty."



--> '''Donna:''' ''(with a completely straight face)'' My darling husband-to-be. Ever since you shagged my best friend and got her up the duff, I can think of no better way I'd rather spend my life than with a ''bastard'' like you.

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--> '''Donna:''' ''(with a completely straight face)'' ''(completely deadpan and straight-faced)'' My darling husband-to-be. Ever since you shagged my best friend and got her up the duff, I can think of no better way I'd rather spend my life than with a ''bastard'' like you.

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