History Funny / Tropico

** [[BlatantLies Compulsive Liar]]: Somehow, every time you open your mouth, the lies start pouring out of you like a waterfall - you can't control it and don't even try. ''You're [[AcceptablePoliticalTargets the perfect politician.]]''

** [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Ugly]]: You're so ugly, they call you Moses - because every time you step in the lake, the water parts. You don't have any mirrors at home - [[MirrorCrackingUgly they all committed]] ''[[UpToEleven suicide]]''. [[BlindAndTheBeast When they introduced you to your future wife, who was blind as a bat]], [[ShaggyDogStory she ran away screaming and swam the whole ocean just to make sure she'd never encounter you again.]] Despite all this, your likeness to a ''camel'' wins you some unexpected affection.

-->'''General Rodriguez:''' This has nothing to do with your leadership - or mine, for that matter! Out army is simply not offensive enough to go on the defensive - no offense intended.

** Having built a Church.
--->'''Sunny:''' Violence broke out today in Tropico as the military tried to drag Esteban into opening the new church. Several soldiers are missing, presumed drunk. Father Esteban had the following to say.\\

** Upon building a Customs Office, Sunny talks about how a US ambassador's wife (presumably that of [[AssInAmbassador Ambassador Crane]]) was stopped at the office ashe had declared her "useless baggage", only being released when duties were paid for her.

--->'''Lopez:''' Are YOU a rebel? Are you tired of El Presidente's army beating you left, right and center? [[BlatantLies You need bigger guns are WE are selling!]] If you call in the next 5 minutes, you will also receive a patriotic flag and a FREE detonator.

* During one misson that requires you to build an "Old Boy's Club", Penultimo gushes over the building, and says that it even had a Smoking Room - although the wiring has now been fixed.