History Funny / Transistor

* It's a very dark sort of humor, but when you finally confront Grant and Asher [[spoiler:and discover that they've been DrivenToSuicide, the game ends the scene by giving you some exp and an end-of-fight summary as if you just won a battle, with the title "Process Terminated: Cowards".]]

-->'''Royce:''' ...and that, I believe, is the Transistor's true purpose. It's true nature.\\

* On your return to the theater [[spoiler:you find that you have a full house of attentive Cluckers.]] Oblige by humming and [[spoiler:they clap along by unfolding and re-folding their firing mechanisms.]] It's completely surreal.

--> ''(To fashion week announcement)'': I think you will want to re-schedule. -- R.
--> ''(To an incident at Red's concert. Red is reported missing)'': Still here for now don't worry. -- R.

--> '''Transistor''': Left ourselves open. For a seafood flatbread.

--> '''Transistor''': Got themselves killed. For a mystery flatbread.

--> '''Transistor''': So... Don't know what I was expecting but... [[SarcasmFailure it wasn't this.]]

--> '''Transistor''': Take that, ball.

--> "Round and round."
--> "And round."
--> "And round."
--> "Okay, that's enough."
--> "I hate you."

-->'''Transistor:''' Hey... wanna hear... a funny joke? What's the diff-
-->''(The Spine's tail comes down and hits Red)''
-->'''Transistor:''' Nevermind... Tell you later...

--->'''Transistor:''' Hey, back at Brackett Towers, I never got to tell you that joke. Wanna hear it? What's the difference between an administrator and a drunk? I've never been an administrator.
--->'''Red:''' ''(groans)''
--->'''Transistor:''' Is this thing on?

* Return from the Sandbox during the sequence where you follow Royce's floating screen and this happens:

--->YOU'RE JUST MEAN

-->'''Transistor:''' ''(cheerfully)'' Hey, they like you...!
-->'''Transistor:''' ''(now a bit disturbed)'' They... really like you.

--->'''Transistor:''' ...Is this thing on?

* At Junction Jan's you can order flatbread (Cloudbank's analog to pizza) at its OVC terminal. You order successfully and will get it in 8 minutes flat. Turn around and [[OhCrap the Processes proceed to jump you.]] Transistor's reaction sells it.

* Some of Royce's notes on the Process are ''utterly hilarious''. There's this gem from the Bad Cell notes: "The Process, they spoil! Like, well, [[ShapedLikeItself like something that spoils]]."

-->'''Transistor:''' ''(cheerfully)'' Hey, they like you...!"

* When you pass through the Promenade again, [[spoiler: there are Snapshots completely enamored with the yet-to-be-processed poster of Red and taking multiple pictures of it (They even have hearts floating above them). The Transistor's reactions to this sight sell it.]]

--> [[spoiler: If you attack them, Transistor states that it isn't mutual.]]

--> ''(To fashion week announcement)'' : I think you will want to re-schedule. --R.
--> ''(To an incident at Red's concert. Red is reported missing)'' : Still here for now don't worry. --R.
* At Junction Jan's you can order flatbread (Cloudbank's analog to pizza) at it's OVC terminal. You order successfully and will get it in 8 minutes flat. Turn around and [[OhCrap the Processes proceed to jump you.]] Transistor's reaction sells it.
--> '''Transistor''': "Left ourselves open. For a seafood flatbread."

--> '''Transistor''': "Got themselves killed. For a mystery flatbread."

--> '''Transistor''': "So... Don't know what I was expecting but... [[SarcasmFailure It wasn't this.]]"

--> '''Transistor''': "Take that, ball."

-->''[The Spine's tail comes down and hits Red]''

--->'''Transistor:'''"Hey, back at Brackett Towers, I never got to tell you that joke. Wanna hear it? What's the difference between an administrator and a drunk?.... I've never been an administrator."
--->'''Red:'''"*groans*"
--->'''Transistor:'''"...Is this thing on?"

-->'''Transistor (lightheartedly):'''"Hey they like you...!"
-->'''Transistor (now a bit disturbed):'''"They... really like you."

* Recursing through the story gives some very funny results when confronting the Process. The first time you go through the tutorial, you get a helpful explanation on how to do Turn(). The second time you go through, [[spoiler:the Tutorial starts off as usual, and then clusterfucks the entire screen with Possibility arrows since you're likely to be facing improved enemies who can't even be harmed on the tutorial-initiated Turn() sequence and aren't likely to have the right skills equiped for the suggested actions to do anything meaningful.]]

* During Turn(), if you mark more damage onto a Process than it has health, it will say OVERKILL next to it. If you mark more than 250 damage on it, it will say:

* Some of Royce's notes on the Process are ''utterly hilarious''. There's this gem from the Bad Cell notes: "The Process, they spoil! Like, well, like something that spoils."

* Recursing through the story gives some very funny results when confronting the Process. The first time you go through the tutorial, you get a helpful explanation on how to do Turn(). The second time you go through, [[spoiler:the Tutorial starts off as usual, and then clusterfucks the entire screen with Possibility arrows since you're likely to be facing improved enemies who can't even be harmed on the tutorial-initiated Turn() sequence.]]