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* Wyatt goes to some flight attendants with Rufus having to remind him they're still called "stewardesses" in this time.
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* Emma is overjoyed to finally get her hands on the one thing she missed stuck back in 1880.
-->'''Emma''': God, I missed beer.

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* Rufus wonders why kind of 80s-style wardrobe Wyatt picked out.
-->'''Rufus''': If you brought parachute pants, so help me...
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-->'''Lucy''': This is Dr. Dre, I'm Series/NurseJackie and we're from Series/GeneralHospital.

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-->'''Lucy''': This is Dr. Dre, Music/DrDre, I'm Series/NurseJackie and we're from Series/GeneralHospital.
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-->'''Rufus:''' So the ''back'' of the bus was great!

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-->'''Rufus:''' So the ''back'' of the bus was great!amazing!
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-->'''McCarthy:''' What's so funny?

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-->'''McCarthy:''' -->'''[=McCarthy=]:''' What's so funny?
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* While interrogating Wyatt, Joe McCarthy launches into a rant about "eliminating the cancer" of Communism while beginning to light a cigarette. Wyatt finds this amusing.

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* While interrogating Wyatt, Joe McCarthy [=McCarthy=] launches into a rant about "eliminating the cancer" of Communism while beginning to light a cigarette. Wyatt finds this amusing.



-->''(McCarthy puts the cigarette away)''

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-->''(McCarthy -->''([=McCarthy=] puts the cigarette away)''
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* While interrogating Wyatt, Joe McCarthy launches into a rant about "eliminating the cancer" of Communism while beginning to light a cigarette. Wyatt finds this amusing.
-->'''McCarthy:''' What's so funny?
-->'''Wyatt:''' Just thinking about cancer...
-->''(McCarthy puts the cigarette away)''
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* Wyatt and Lucy have discovered that [[spoiler:her grandfather]] is gay upon following him to a 1950s clandestine gay bar.

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* Wyatt and Lucy have discovered that [[spoiler:her grandfather]] is gay (or perhaps bisexual) upon following him to a 1950s clandestine gay bar.bar. At least one man openly appreciates Wyatt's looks:
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-->'''Wyatt:''' That guy's staring at me like I'm a piece of meat.
-->'''Lucy:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Can't imagine how that feels.]]

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-->'''Wyatt:''' That guy's staring He's looking at me like I'm a piece of meat.
-->'''Lucy:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Can't imagine how that feels.what that's like.]]
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* Wyatt and Lucy have discovered that [[spoiler:her grandfather]] is gay upon following him to a 1950s clandestine gay bar.
-->'''Wyatt:''' That guy's staring at me like I'm a piece of meat.
-->'''Lucy:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Can't imagine how that feels.]]
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-->'''Hamer ''': He says your name is Rufus.
-->'''Rufus''': ''[pulls out driver's license]'' What does this say?
-->'''Hamer''': ''[camera cuts to Hamer walking out of the interrogation room towards Flynn]'' His license says he's Wesley Snipes?
-->'''Flynn''': He is not Wesley Snipes!

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-->'''Hamer ''': --->'''Hamer:''' He says your name is Rufus.
-->'''Rufus''': --->'''Rufus:''' ''[pulls out driver's license]'' What does this say?
-->'''Hamer''': --->'''Hamer:''' ''[camera cuts to Hamer walking out of the interrogation room towards Flynn]'' His license says he's Wesley Snipes?
-->'''Flynn''': --->'''Flynn:''' He is not Wesley Snipes!
** What makes that even better is that if it was on his license, he didn't just come up with it on the fly; he decided that back in ''mission control'' and they made the ID for him.
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* Wyatt is trying to RetGone his wife's killer:
-->'''Wyatt:''' Rufus, he ''cannot'' go to her room.
-->'''Rufus:''' Right. 'Cause if he does, they'll bang and conceive a SerialKiller. Got it. *{{beat}}* That is ''not'' [[ARareSentence a sentence you say every day]].

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* Rufus is appalled at the ancient 1960s technology he has to deal with, but as he's standing next to NASA's premier mathematician and computer programmer, Katherine Johnson (a black woman who he respects greatly), he has to edit his terms a little bit:

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* Rufus is appalled at the ancient 1960s technology he has to deal with, but as he's standing next to NASA's premier mathematician and computer programmer, Katherine Johnson (a black woman who whom he respects greatly), he has to edit his terms a little bit:



* In a conversation with Rufus, he HistoricalDomainCharacter [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophia_Hayden Sophia Hayden]] (an architect and MIT's first female graduate) tells tells him that she studied at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and Rufus responds that he's also an MIT graduate. After being puzzled for a moment, Hayden enthusiastically concludes that Rufus must be [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Robinson_Taylor Robert Robinson Taylor]] (an architect and MIT's first African-American graduate). Not knowing where to go with this, after a {{beat}} Rufus tells her that he was the "other black guy" who was there at the time.

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* In a conversation with Rufus, he the HistoricalDomainCharacter [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophia_Hayden Sophia Hayden]] (an architect and MIT's first female graduate) tells tells him that she studied at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and Rufus responds that he's also an MIT graduate. After being puzzled for a moment, Hayden enthusiastically concludes that Rufus must be [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Robinson_Taylor Robert Robinson Taylor]] (an architect and MIT's first African-American graduate). Not knowing where to go with this, after a {{beat}} Rufus tells her that he was the "other black guy" who was there at the time.



-->'''Indian''': No, we'll interview witness because that's what we do! We're lawmen!

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-->'''Indian''': No, we'll interview witness because that's what we do! We're lawmen!lawmen!

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* In a conversation with Rufus, he HistoricalDomainCharacter [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophia_Hayden Sophia Hayden]] (an architect and MIT's first female graduate) tells tells him that she studied at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and Rufus responds that he's also an MIT graduate. After being puzzled for a moment, Hayden enthusiastically concludes that Rufus must be [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Robinson_Taylor Robert Robinson Taylor]] (an architect and MIT's first African-American graduate). Not knowing where to go with this, after a {{beat}} Rufus tells her that he was the "other black guy" who was there at the time.

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* In a conversation with Rufus, he HistoricalDomainCharacter [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophia_Hayden Sophia Hayden]] (an architect and MIT's first female graduate) tells tells him that she studied at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and Rufus responds that he's also an MIT graduate. After being puzzled for a moment, Hayden enthusiastically concludes that Rufus must be [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Robinson_Taylor Robert Robinson Taylor]] (an architect and MIT's first African-American graduate). Not knowing where to go with this, after a {{beat}} Rufus tells her that he was the "other black guy" who was there at the time.time.

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* Rufus reflects that the Old West is different than he thought it'd be: "A lot more cold sores."
* When asked why the townspeople are hostile, Rufus is told that they're a group with two black men and an Indian.
-->'''Rufus''': So it's like the scary version of ''Film/BlazingSaddles.''
* Rufus asks their Indian guide how they'll find Jesse James.
-->'''Rufus''': Follow his horse's footprints, stuff like that?
-->'''Indian''': Yes, find broken twigs, smell the wind, the Spirits will guide us.
-->'''Rufus''': Really?
-->'''Indian''': No, we'll interview witness because that's what we do! We're lawmen!

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* This exchange between Benedict Arnold and Rufus on the way to Rittenhouse:
-->'''Arnold:''' Let's stop here. The horses need water, and I could use a thunder mug.
-->'''Rufus:''' That sounds good! What do you drink from a thunder mug?
-->'''Arnold:''' You urinate in it.
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----* In a conversation with Rufus, he HistoricalDomainCharacter [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophia_Hayden Sophia Hayden]] (an architect and MIT's first female graduate) tells tells him that she studied at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and Rufus responds that he's also an MIT graduate. After being puzzled for a moment, Hayden enthusiastically concludes that Rufus must be [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Robinson_Taylor Robert Robinson Taylor]] (an architect and MIT's first African-American graduate). Not knowing where to go with this, after a {{beat}} Rufus tells her that he was the "other black guy" who was there at the time.

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* Rufus being surprised that Teddy Roosevelt is so skinny.
* Rufus referring to Cahill as "creepy Rittenhouse guy whose name I still don't know."
* Harry Houdini trying to steal Wyatt's gun.
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* Flynn gets fed up by Anthony nearly losing his important briefcase to Rufus.
-->'''Flynn''': [[SurroundedByIdiots I swear, why do I even delegate...]]
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* When Wyatt is pretending to be sick for the benefit of the French soldiers, Lucy (pretending to be his nurse) takes him to the camp doctor. The doctor thinks she's incompetent for suggesting that's it's an "infection," and claims that it's obviously an imbalance of the humors. His treatment starts with shooting a syringe of mercury up Wyatt's rear, and Lucy knocks him out before he can continue. Wyatt doesn't speak French, so he just stands there the whole time, blissfully unaware.
-->'''Wyatt:''' What was that?\\
'''Lucy:''' Trust me, you don't want to know.


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* When Flynn kills a British general who was supposed to negotiate a peace treaty in ten years, Lucy is horrified, but Flynn just rolls his eyes.
-->'''Flynn:''' Then someone else will do the treaty! Once you've seen one redcoat you've seen them all.
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* Rufus tries to escape from Hamer, after Flynn tells Hamer he's part of the Barrow Gang:
-->'''Hamer ''': He says your name is Rufus.
-->'''Rufus''': ''[pulls out driver's license]'' What does this say?
-->'''Hamer''': ''[camera cuts to Hamer walking out of the interrogation room towards Flynn]'' His license says he's Wesley Snipes?
-->'''Flynn''': He is not Wesley Snipes!
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* Rufus is appalled at the ancient 1960s technology he has to deal with, but as he's standing next to NASA's premier mathematician and computer programmer, Katherine Johnson (a black woman), he has to edit his terms a little bit:

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* Rufus is appalled at the ancient 1960s technology he has to deal with, but as he's standing next to NASA's premier mathematician and computer programmer, Katherine Johnson (a black woman), woman who he respects greatly), he has to edit his terms a little bit:
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** Even better is Fleming hearing it and having a look as if thinking "huh...that's not a bad title..."

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** Even better is Fleming hearing it and having a look as if thinking "huh..."[[BeenThereShapedHistory huh...that's not a bad title..."]]"
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-->'''Rufus''': What a piece of... ''[looks aside to Katherine]'' state-of-the-art machinery.

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-->'''Rufus''': What a piece of... ''[looks aside to Katherine]'' [[BlatantLies state-of-the-art machinery.]]
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* Also, given the immense strides in computing power and storage over fifty years, it's very amusing when Katherine proudly proclaims that the mainframe has ''two megabytes'' of memory.

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* Also, given the immense strides in computing power and storage over fifty years, it's very amusing when Katherine proudly proclaims that the mainframe has ''two megabytes'' of memory.memory and the time to upload an application from the tape drive is a mere ''ten minutes.''
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-->'''Lucy''': This is Dr. Dre, I'm Nurse Jackie and we're from General Hospital.

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-->'''Lucy''': This is Dr. Dre, I'm Nurse Jackie Series/NurseJackie and we're from General Hospital.
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* The manner in which Lucy "accidentally" spills water on General Grant, trying to get him out of the booth for the assassination time. Then the "Oh, Crap!" look on her face when he returns early.

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* The manner in which Lucy "accidentally" spills water on General Grant, trying to get him out of the booth for the assassination time. Then the "Oh, Crap!" "OhCrap" look on her face when he returns early.



* The "oh crap" look on Lucy's face and her weak little "Hello" on meeting her alt!fiancé.

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* The "oh crap" "OhCrap" look on Lucy's face and her weak little "Hello" on meeting her alt!fiancé.



-->'''Fleming''': I stand corrected.

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-->'''Fleming''': [[InstantlyProvenWrong I stand corrected.corrected]].



** Logan has the most goofy grin imaginable when he realizes there's a "new" Bond film for him to watch. Not only is it a new Bond movie, according to Mason, it's ''Connery's'' best. ''Words cannot express the awesomeness this implies''. Plus, [[AscendedFanboy he, Rufus]], and Lucy are characters in it!

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** Logan has the most goofy grin imaginable when he realizes there's a "new" Bond film for him to watch. Not only is it a new Bond movie, according to Mason, it's ''Connery's'' ''[[Creator/SeanConnery Connery]]'s'' best. ''Words cannot express the awesomeness this implies''. Plus, [[AscendedFanboy he, Rufus]], and Lucy are characters in it!
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* Rufus continues to amusingly lampshade the way racism affects his ability to adopt believable cover identities for the destination era (in this case, the late 1960s):
-->'''Lucy''': I just feel like I would be able to cover a lot more ground if I weren't a secretary in the typing pool.
-->'''Rufus''': [[DeadpanSnarker She says to the guy whose only possible cover is janitor.]]
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* Also, given the immense strides in computing power and storage over fifty years, it's very amusing when Katherine proudly proclaims that the mainframe has ''two megabytes'' of memory.
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* Rufus is appalled at the ancient 1960s technology he has to deal with, but as he's standing next to NASA's premier mathematician and computer programmer, Katherine Johnson (a black woman), he has to edit his terms a little bit:
-->'''Rufus''': What a piece of... ''[looks aside to Katherine]'' state-of-the-art machinery.

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