History Funny / TheTransformers

** And then it possesses Teletraan-1, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWcqEYbXHKc who promptly starts sputtering out random gibberish]]:

** Heck, even '''Laserbeak''' of all characters is so '''smashed''' he barrel rolls into the ground when trying to pursue Powerglide.

-->'''Megatron:''' Decepticons: a toast. To the imminent destruction of the accursed Autobots!\\

-->'''Megatron:''' Decepticons: a toast. To the imminent destruction of the accursed Autobots\\

* The drunken Decepticon scene in "Microbots":

** And then it possesses Teletraan-1, prompting him [[WordSaladHumor to say some funny gibberish]].
--->'''Teletraan-1:''' Choco rations down 2 grams! Doubleplusungood! — Alert! Alert! Evil Martian flangoes have invaded supermarkets across the planet. They have come to steal Earth's ammonia.

'''Therapist:''' "Err...yes, go on"\\
'''Galvatron:''' "Rend! Mangle! ''Distort!''"

--> '''Galvatron:''' "I hate the Autobots! I hate Cyclonus! And I'm not very fond of YOU, either!"

--> '''Administrator:''' "Before we start, there are certain formalities. Does the patient have a service contract with us? ...Then we'll require a credit reference. I believe we can waive the customary deposit. Should the patient require permanent care, payment will be made in consciousness units rather than conventional currency."
--> '''Cyclonus:''' "What I want to know is--"
--> '''Administrator:''' "''Do you understand'' and agree to these terms?"
--> '''Cyclonus:''' "Yes, yes!"
--> '''Administrator:''' "Then if you'll validate the forms right here... and here for diagnostics... and for therapeutics... and one for parts and labor... and accounting... and there. That's your copy."
--> '''Cyclonus:''' "..." *rips receipt*

--> '''Galvatron:''' ''[panting in barely restrained rage]'' "Fleshling, I warn you...tell me where to find the Autobots or--"
--> '''Inmate:''' "Mommy!" ''[licks him with an absurdly long tongue]''
--> ''[Just as the Torkuli arrive you can hear Galvatron [[{{Angrish}} screaming in frustration]]]''

--> '''Cyclonus:''' "This isn't over Autobots!! Do you hear me? This isn't over!!"
--> '''Sweep:''' "You're starting to sound like Galvatron!!"
--> ''[Cue [[ImStandingRightHere Galvatron]] standing up and glaring at him, [[TooDumbToLive the Sweep said that with Galvatron sitting right in front of him]]]''
--> '''Sweep:''' "[[OhCrap N-Not that that's a bad thing haha...]]"

** The end, after Galvatron has [[spoiler: destroyed the planet with the sheer power of his insanity -- and a cannon blast]]:
--> '''Cyclonus:''' "It will take the Torkulons centuries to rebuild."
--> '''Galvatron:''' "Only CENTURIES?!?!" *tosses the administrator aside in disgust*

-->'''The Oracle''': "Only you can save the world now, Grimlock."
-->'''Grimlock''': "Me Grimlock feel important!"

--> '''[[MotorMouth Blurr]]:''' [=Hardheadthisisit!=] [=IjustknowitIknowitIknowitwe'reallgonnadiewe'reallgonnadiethisisitthisistheendwe'refinished=]-- ''mmphmmphmmph''...!
--> (It's unclear what Hardhead is doing but hilariously [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2Kdn-CzDTk it looks like he's kissing Blurr!]])

-->'''Mecannicabl:''' (''feasting on a dead Cybertronian'') Good food.
-->'''Mecannibal:''' And plenty of it!

-->'''Seawatch''': Hey, Bludgeon, you know how to ski? (''starts dragging Bludgeon through the water'') That's okay. Neither do I!

-->'''Human:''' Has anyone called the police?
-->'''Other Human:''' Why? It's [[TakeThat only]] '''Jersey'''.

--> '''Optimus:''' You're old, Megatron. I'll destroy you and sell you as scrap!\\

--> '''Ironhide:''' Brawn, ol' buddy, this is what separates the Autobots from the robot chickens!\\

--> '''Gears''': I should be very angry at you Megatron. You are an evil son of a retrorat, but for some reason, I just can't get too upset.\\

---> "What did you do to Gears, you monster? You turned him...nice!"

-->'''Starscream''': Replace me? [[BigNEVER NEVER!!!]] ''(proceeds to punch Megatron)''

'''Megatron:''' ''(Flies in to rub salt in the wounds)'' It seems you Autobots have a slight ''"identity problem?"'' [[EvilLaugh Huhuhahahahaha]]!!

(Optimus throws the ball at Spike, knocking the human over.)
** Earlier in the episode, while Optimus is playing with spike (with a basketball large enough to crush the tiny human)

''(The Decepticons begin drinking Energon)''\\

''(Powerglide arrives)''\\

** The Decepticons video smear campaign against the Autobots is hilarious, what with BadBadActing from the Seekers, and it's fake evil speech from Optimus, complete with Creator/PeterCullen giving his hammiest EvilLaugh.

-->'''Megatron:''' It's the Autoblllrrrrgh! THE AUBBLLRRBBBLRRRRGHH!!!
-->'''Starscream:''' Too bad! He's blown his vocal components! [[InsaneTrollLogic I guess that makes me the new leader!]] ''[transforms and flies away, only to suddenly crash into pile of energon cubes]''

'''Starscream:''' ''(genuinely confused)'' What's the matter? Aren't you glad to see us?\\

---> '''Ironhide''': The Morphobots are totally repulsed by Blaster's music!
---> '''Optimus Prime''': Who says plants aren't intelligent?
** During the climactic battle Megatron gets thrown around by a Morphobot, and finally the Insecticon army [[spoiler:getting annihilated by the Morphobots]].

--> '''Megatron:''' You're either lying, or you're stupid!
--> '''Starscream: (Crying)''' I'm stupid! I'm stuuuupiiiid!"

----> '''Thundercracker''': I say Megatron will prevail!
----> '''Thrust''': Three energon cubes say you're wrong!
----> '''Thundercracker''': Make it four!
----> '''Ramjet''': My money is on Devastator.

----> '''Trailbreaker''': Your friends are waiting for you!
----> '''Optimus Prime''': (chuckles) I never get involved in domestic squabbles.
----> '''Ironhide''': I think we'll need a program to follow the players.

-->'''Optimus Prime:''' "Amazing. A booby trap that actually catches boobies."

-->'''Lord Chumley:''' "Darn those Decepticons! Always ruining my fun!.'''
-->'''Dimsworth:''' Yes, much like the Humane Society I suppose...

-->'''Astoria''': You got any burgers in this joint?
-->'''Soundwave''': Silence!
-->'''Astoria''': You guys are, like, the worst hosts!

-->'''Soundwave''': Subject's mind ... ''completely empty''. [[note]]The wires had slipped loose.[[/note]]

-->'''Rumble''': [[TemptingFate At least we got out of there with our hulls in one piece]].
-->'''Megatron''': And as for the girl and the falling star platform, well, that's ''Powerglide's'' problem!
-->'''Soundwave''': (''raises platform on monitor'') Correction: Problem is ours!
-->'''Megatron''': Energize the force fields!
-->'''Soundwave''': '''What''' force fields!? (''crash'')

-->'''Cliffjumper:''' An electrocell! Come to papa!
-->'''Starscream:''' Not so fast, papa!

--->'''Starscream:''' ''(after recovering)'' What the-? Megatron?! You're...you're dead! I terminated you!
--->'''Megatron:''' Fool! I cannot be terminated from a single blast of your puny weapon!

-->'''Sweep''': My guidance system is hit! Galvatron, save meeeEEE!
-->'''Galvatron''': Please [[FaceDeathWithDignity meet your end with dignity]]! [[{{Hypocrite}} I despise whiners!]]

-->'''Arcee:''' Sludge! Snarl! Oh, are we glad to see you!
-->'''Sludge:''' Me Sludge not glad to see ''you''!
-->'''Snarl:''' You all dead! Rarrr!
-->'''Sludge:''' ...Maybe ''we'' dead.

-->'''Optimus Prime:''' "Not a game! ...Matrix makes me too strong!"
-->'''[[{{ItMakesSenseInContext}} Hot Rod]]:''' "Now ''there's'' a unique complaint!"

-->'''Rodimus Prime:''' "Why did you attack Cybertron all by yourself? Are you stupid or just obedient?"

-->'''Scourge:''' "Give me that blaster!"\\
'''Starscream:''' "No! Get one of your own!"

-->'''Galvatron:''' [Believing the Starscream-possessed Scourge has lost his marbles] There is no reasoning with him! Destroy him! He's lost his mind!

--> '''Galvatron:''' [[TranquilFury First, you two let Scourge and Starscream steal one of Trypticon's eyes. And then you two allowed Astrotrain to be used as their escape vehicle. So Scourge is helping Starscream voluntarily, and you four were unable to stop them. Well, all I can say is...]]'''''[[{{Angrish}} RRRAAAAAAARRGGHHH!!!]]'''''

-->'''Therapist:''' "Galvatron, don't fight it. Just say whatever comes to mind."\\
'''Galvatron:''' "Kill! Smash! Destroy!"\\

-->'''Grimlock''': [chuckles] "You are creator?"
-->'''Primacron''': "Unfortunately....yes."
-->'''Grimlock''': "Grimlock laugh at little wimp who cause big trouble!"

-->'''Primacron''': We are finished!! I've amplified the energy parameters, minimized the drivormenter, redirected the ion flow! I've tried EVERYTHING!
-->'''Grimlock''': Me Grimlock solve problem! Wuh!
-->[Reaches over and pushes switch]
-->'''Primacron''': Of course, the '''reverse switch'''! Why didn't ''I'' think of that?!

-->'''Cyclonus''': What is this place?
-->'''Daniel''': It's an ice cream factory.
-->'''Cyclonus''': You're insolent, child!
-->'''Daniel''': [[InsultBackfire Thanks]]!

-->'''Ultra Magnus''': YOU CAN'T ESCAPE, RODIMUS! I CAN TRACK YOUR GAS FUMES ANYWHERE!!!

--> '''[[MotorMouth Blurr]]''': [=Hardheadthisisit!=] [=IjustknowitIknowitIknowitwe'reallgonnadiewe'reallgonnadiethisisitthisistheendwe'refinished=]-- ''mmphmmphmmph''...!

--> '''Optimus:''' "You're old, Megatron. I'll destroy you and sell you as scrap!"
--> '''Megatron:''' [[YourMom "Your grandmother is scrap!"]]

--> '''Ironhide:''' "Brawn, ol' buddy, this is what separates the Autobots from the robot chickens!"
--> '''Brawn:''' "Ain't no one callin' '''ME''' a WesternAnimation/RobotChicken!"

-->'''Shockwave:''' "You cannot get out!"\\

'''Skyfire:''' "I can ''now''!"

-->'''Megatron''': Here, have a ''ton of fun!'' [He tosses a boulder at Optimus]
-->[Optimus dodges out of the way as it hits Frenzy (Or Rumble). Prime chuckles heartily.]
-->'''Optimus Prime''': Your aim's improving, Megatron!

--> '''Gears''': "I should be very angry at you Megatron. You are an evil son of a retrorat, but for some reason, I just can't get too upset."
--> '''Gears''': "How can I help you, Megatron, heh heh, you rotten hunk of scrap?"

-->'''Starscream''': "Replace me? [[BigNEVER NEVER!!!]]" (proceeds to punch Megatron)

--->'''Starscream''': "You can't keep me in here, Megatron! [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!]]"

--> '''Sunstreaker:''' I can't.... change back... into my normal handsome self!
--> '''Megatron: (Flies in to rub salt in the wounds)''' It seems you Autobots have a slight ''"identity problem?"'' Huhuhahahahaha!!

--> "Spike, compute quickly!"
--> (Optimus throws the ball at Spike, knocking the human over.)

-->'''Optimus:''' Am I drooling correctly, Spike?
-->'''Spike:''' The word is ''dribble'', Optimus!

-->'''Megatron:''' "Decepticons: a toast. To the imminent destruction of the accursed Autobots!"\\

'''Starscream:''' "Energy! We won't need to conserve it after tomorrow. We can bleed this planet dry!"\\
'''Rumble:''' ''[hiccups]'' "Boy, these are good. ''[hiccups]'' I needed to refuel. Energy!"\\
'''Megatron:''' "Energy! Energy!"\\
'''Thundercracker:''' "Hey! This stuff's the greatest! ''[passes out]''"\\
'''Megatron:''' "Ah, those were the good ol' days, back on Cybertron...Didn't have to...sneak around in these...ugly Earth disguises."\\

'''Powerglide:''' "Time to cut the jets and glide. ... What in the world?"\\
'''Megatron:''' "Good ol' Cybertron! Land... of the metal moon!"

-->'''Starscream:''' Too bad! He's blown his vocal components! [[InsaneTrollLogic I guess that makes me the new leader!]] ''[transforms and flies away, only to suddenly crash into pile or energon cubes]''

'''Galvatron:''' [[CrushKillDestroy "Kill! Smash! Destroy!"]]\\

** When the Autobots chase Kremzeek, they arrive at Tokyo. However, the train with Kremzeek stopped and Optimus Prime in his truck ended up smashing against its back. It's Optimus' comical "Ouch!" that really seals the moment.

--->'''Megatron:''' The most important thing is that I get what I deserve! And I always do.\\

** Starscream shoots one, which reflects the blast and dumps him on his ass.

-->'''Starscream''': "Replace me? [[BigNEVER NEVER!!!]]"

--> '''Blurr''': [=Hardheadthisisit!=] [=IjustknowitIknowitIknowitwe'reallgonnadiewe'reallgonnadiethisisitthisistheendwe'refinished=]-- ''mmphmmphmmph''...!

--> '''Blurr''': [=Hardheadthisisit!=] [=IjustknowitIknowitIknowitwe'reallgonnadiewe'reallgonnadiethisisitthisistheendwe'refinished=]--''mmphmmphmmph''...!

--> '''Blurr''': [=HardheadthisisitIjustknowitIknowitIknowitwe'reallgonnadiewe'reallgonnadiethisisitthisistheendwe'refinished=]''mmphmmphmmph''...!

* From "The Master Builders", Spike teaches Optimus how to play basketball. Even funnier is that Optimus is later seen spinning the ball on his finger.