History Funny / TheOrderOfTheStick

* [[https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1275.html 1275]]: Blackwing's brilliant disguise while keeping an eye on Team Evil -- sticking himself inside a snowman.

--->'''Belkar:''' Works fine, thanks.

* In [[https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1238.html #1238]], Serini is upset her beholder mount[[note]]{{Fanon}} believes this is the same beholder from [[https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0032.html #32]][[/note]] is being too friendly:

** Amongst the useless skills, Belkar reveals that he, of all people, knows how to make soap. It May become NightmareFuel when you know soap involves rendering fat that does not exclude human/sapient.

-->'''Belkar:''' No! Not you, [[AwesomeMcCoolName Bloodfeast the Extreme-inator!]]\\

* [[https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0926.html Belkar's horrified reaction]] to his badass ''Allosaurus'' steed [[BalefulPolymorph being turned into a tiny lizard]] by Miron.

* At the end of [[https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1257.html 1257]], Blackwing informs Roy that Xykon has come back out of the tunnel, meaning that the encounter with Serini has cost the Order their opportunity to ambush him, which sends Roy into a ClusterBleepBomb, with the words blocked by Blackwing's thought balloons due to him not hearing Roy's thoughts:

** Amongst the useless skills, Belkar reveals that he, of all people, knows how to make soap.

*** FridgeHorror: Belkar refuses to elaborate why he knows the skill. He probably needed to remove blood from something.

* When you're in the endgame, you need to know ''everything'' you can do, no matter how useless it might seem. [[https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1268.html So decide the forces of Good]] as they share all their most useless skills, including Durkon having ''[[LiteralMetaphor literally]]'' taken a course in basket-weaving.\\

'''Roy:''' No, [[GenreSavvy I'm just pre-emptively annoyed]] that one of those [[ChekhovsGun is going to end up saving the day later]].

** Belkar asks that Durkon change clothes, as [[AbsoluteCleavage the extremely low neckline]] of his wrecked priest's robe is disgusting him.

** When the MitD asks Xykon what the capital of [[CallBack Anywhere]] is, he responds "No clue at all". It's hard to be sure whether the lich is genuinely admitting ignorance or (as could very well be the case) Anywhere really does have a capital called "No Clue At All".

* This delightful BlackComedy exchange when Redcloak reveals that he can use Detect Evil to track down Xykon;

* Redcloak uses Gate to summon a high-level Lawful outsider - who provides an EULA for Redcloak to agree with and brings in an ad for a fantasy game before asking about compensation.

* The outsider names its price:

'''Xykon:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]
* Xykon tells the Outsider he won't "pay" the price, even when he keeps doing it.
-->'''Xykon:''' Sorry, we won't because I'm not doing that.\\

* Redcloak manages to convince him to knock off the attitude... and Xykon makes a counteroffer: he'll end every sentence with a word with an ''odd'' number of letters. The outsider accepts.
-->'''Xykon:''' See? Now I get to do this the way I want. ''({{Beat}})'' To. Do. This. ''({{Beat}})'' Thing! Damn it! ''({{Beat}})'' comma (still the same sentence), this sucks!\\

-->'''Redcloak''' Ugh, I hate when the ads are for the thing you're already doing. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment We're living in a fantasy world right now! Skip! '''''SKIP!'''''\\

* The High Priest of Hel's reaction to [[TastesLikeDiabetes Durkon's childhood]].

** Also note that Crystal busts through the wall [[ThereWasADoor literally a few inches to the right of the door]], [[UpToEleven actually taking out one side of the door frame in the process.]]