History Funny / TheNostalgiaChick2012Episodes

* The ending, with her exhausting the only "it's funny because you've heard of it" references the Genie ''didn't'' make in ''[[Disney/AladdinAndTheKingOfThieves Aladdin III]]''. "[[StreetFighter OF]] [[BitingTheHandHumor COURSE]]", "[[AFewGoodMen You can't handle the truth!]]" and "[[TheSixthSense I see dead people]]".

* As Donald hugs a mini-Statue of Liberty in his room full of American flags and other patriotic paraphernalia, and declares how wonderful it is to be an American citizen:

** The dancers range from good ([[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]], [[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]]) to bad (Creator/BradJones with a Chinese hat in his face) to ridiculous ([[TheBunnyPerspective Phil Buni]]) to ''a puppet without any arms'' (Foldable Human).

* The title card. It has Chick in a nightclub setting surrounded by [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Beast]], [[WesternAnimation/{{X-Men}} Nightcrawler]], [[Disney/{{Hercules}} Hades]], and WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}}, all of them dancing around her shirtless.

-->'''Chick''': We have a [[Disney/{{Aladdin}} thief]], a [[WesternAnimation/{{Anastasia}} con-artist]], a [[WesternAnimation/{{X-Men}} thief-slash-womanizer]], a [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast loud, violent, literal monster]], and...[[Anime/SailorMoon nice glasses.]]

* The review starts off with the Chick quite calm as she writes her letter to 1994... [[SuddenlyShouting before devolving into a screaming and seething]] UnstoppableRage ([[BigShutUp "SHUT THE (BEEP!) UP, 1994!!!"]]) and then collecting herself.

* The top spot going to [[spoiler:'''Hootie and the Blowfish'''! Just kidding, it's Music/TheBackstreetBoys.]]

* The review starts off with the Chick quite calm as she writes her letter to 1994... [[SuddenlyShouting before devolving into a screaming and seething]] UnstoppableRage and then collecting herself.

* Sitting down to watch the film because there's nothing she loves more than being offended by stuff Disney made sixty years ago ...and like ten seconds later she's fast asleep and snoring. And twitching is apparently regular thing for her 'cause she does that too.
* "''Disney/SongOfTheSouth'' is offensive because it perpetuates the stereotype that black people are [[DiscriminateAndSwitch boring]]".
* Doing the film because February is National Pet Dental Health Awareness Month, and a dog features heavily in the movie.
** Which is followed up in the closing card: "Oh, it's Black History Month, too? What are the odds."

* [[spoiler:[[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic]]: "Okay, I won't review Matilda! How about a LetsPlay [[TemptingFate of Bart's Nightmare?]]"]]

* [[spoiler:"OK, I won't review Matilda! How about a LetsPlay [[TemptingFate of Bart's Nightmare?]]"]]

[[folder:Shorts! Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarves]]

* The review starts off with the Chick quite calm as she writes her letter to 1994... before devolving into a screaming and seething UnstoppableRage and then collecting herself.

* Seguing from an impression of Cab Calloway's singing to "Hi! It's another short from the early days of animation."
* Explaining Betty Boop's appeal with how she was a mix of virgin and flapper.

* The caption "Apparently I'm the only person alive who doesn't like Ralph Bakshi".

* The quick tease-and-jab at [[ChipAndDaleRescueRangers Gadget]] [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furries]].

* Lying through her teeth that she likes "real men", before cutting to Todd singing KatyPerry and eating junk food. And other than that, all the JerkassWoobie boys she's had the hots for would beg to differ.

* Making a point of how difficult it is to believe that WaltDisney actually possessed human emotions.

* When Bugs Bunny gives a bomb to a offensive Japanese stereotype: "Oh, Bugs, you... racist."
* The return of her hate for Creator/MichaelBay, setting up that America would ''never'' do military propaganda these days and then playing a clip from his ''{{Transformers}}'' movie that comes across as an advert to enlist.

* Chick admitting under pressure that she was a stupid thirteen old who voted for Tom Green's awful song to make onto TotalRequestLive.

-->'''Lindsay''': [[TakeThat That's for]] {{Nickelback}}!

* Her sophisticated, snobby opening about the brilliance of WillSmith turning into a WaxingLyrical usage of ''Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir'' theme tune.
* Elisa immediately correcting her from offscreen that she can't do a WillSmith month because May's already half over.

* The part where Will Smith shows off his dong keeps playing over and over...until we see her with the remote, rewinding and replaying it.

* When Rap Critic first appears, "Apache" is playing in the background.

* "Now, me? I didn't really have a dog in that fight. I chose the way of quiet dignity." Cue LimpBizkit.

-->'''LFO:''' New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits...

* The top spot going to [[spoiler:'''Hootie and the Blowfish'''! Just kidding, it's the Backstreet Boys.]]

* Treating the bobsled team as a stereotypical boyband: the shy one, the goofy one, Justin Timberlake, the bad boy.

* "Horrible world is horrible? Sing Cole Porter at it." Also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome-slash-Heartwarming.

* Mocking Cameron Diaz's character getting excited over her love interest calling her.

* About Matt LeBlanc's character:

* Chick's Danny [=DeVito=] impression, lampshading how the actor plays both the soft-spoken narrator and [[{{Jerkass}} Mr. Wormwood]] in the same movie.

* TheReveal that the neighbor is Mara Wilson, complete with dramatic musical back-up... and the Chick still doesn't get it. It takes Mara having to muss with her hair to get to Matilda's hairstyle for the Chick to recognize her.

* After Chick comments that Roald Dahl was a bitter, unpleasant man, Mara retorts that the Chick is no different.

* Creator/TimBurton Bingo! Squares include: a handful of actors (including Creator/JohnnyDepp, of course), Blue Filter, Daddy Issues, Poofy Dark Hair, Spooky Boy Soprano, and Fat Asshole. And Danny Elfman is the free square.
* The CallBack to the ''{{Matilda}}'' review, where an angry crowd emerges at her window right when she speaks Creator/TimBurton's name, and she yells at them right back that she hadn't even said anything yet.

* The ChristopherWalken line-read, with Rob Walker doing the voice.

* FEMINISM IS OVER. :( *''ThePriceIsRight'' losing horns*

* The conclusion that "[[WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut Canada must be punished]]", followed by {{Phelous}} and Luke Mochrie being spanked.

--> [[ToddInTheShadows Todd]]: [[ObscurusLupa Lupa]]... Lupa... Lupa... sandwich... Lupa...

* Continuing on from ''MoulinRouge'', Chick breathing faster like she's turned on when Critic has a mini-tantrum.

-->'''Chick''': Yeah, we'd ''never'' encourage blind patriotism in America...

* When Bugs Bunny gives a bomb to a offensive Japanese stereotype: "Why, Bugs, you... racist."

* Her reaction to the anime scene in ''Film/HortonHearsAWho'':
-->'''Chick''': I think that accomplished a lot, thank you movie.
-->'''Chick''': (later) Did the writers just get bored of the movie and create distractions?

* She describes the movie as a completely un-ironic 90 minute version of [[TheLonelyIsland Threw It on the Ground.]]

* She starts off as quite calm in her letter before devolving into UnstoppableRage before collecting herself.

* "I can't believe you're making me defend RENT, Reality Bites!"
* Her ''writing'' comes off as someone who has just had an IV of coffee directly implanted into their veins.

* "And I am [[TheSimpsons Sideshow Bob, and this movie is a yard full of rakes.]]"

** Never mind that this comment followed the Chick ''claiming [[SadistTeacher The Trunchbull]] is an unsung hero''. (She ''is'' a {{Badass}}, [[AxCrazy but...]])

* Creator/TimBurton Bingo! Squares include: a handful of actors (including JohnnyDepp, of course), Blue Filter, Daddy Issues, Poofy Dark Hair, Spooky Boy Soprano, and Fat Asshole. And Danny Elfman is the free square.

* Whimpering "what's going on?" at JohnnyDepp's breakdancing during ''Film/AliceInWonderland2010''.

* Complaining that almost nobody voted for Dean from ''TheIronGiant'': "I don't get you people."