History Funny / TheMysteriousMrEnter

'''Mr. Enter''': If you do, I will shoot you! In the face!

'''Mr. Enter''': If you do, I will shoot you! In! The! Face!

* In #58, he's reviewing ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGoToTheMovies'', of all things. He states that it was better than anyone could've expected it to be, but the funny part comes in when he says that this movie did its climax did ThePowerOfRock ''better'' than ''WesternAnimation/TheSpongeBobSquarePantsMovie''. Cue Mr. Krabs going: [[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS2E15TheSecretBoxBandGeeks "What did you say, you punk?!"]].

*** Earlier on, Mr. Enter discusses [[WTHCastingAgency the strange casting choices]] made for most of Disney's live-action remakes, and he helps Kid!John understand the problem by telling him to "imagine [[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir the Fresh Prince]] as the Genie". However, Kid!John then tries to ask why Creator/WillSmith was cast as the Genie when Creator/JamesEarlJones was able to reprise his role as Mufasa in the live-action remake of his movie, unaware of what happened to Creator/RobinWilliams. Mr. Enter [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject immediately changes the subject]] to criticize Disney for remaking ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} Aladdin]]'' five years after Williams was [[UnusualEuphemism "indisposed"]]. Right after, he starts to compare the whole fiasco to what Nickelodeon did after the death of [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Stephen Hillenburg]]... only to once again change the subject so he doesn't break the heart of his younger self.

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** Mr. Enter mentions how great ''Donkey Kong Country'' is each time [[QuirkyWork something weird happens]].

** His reaction to why Rarity chose Applejack to judge her fashion show:

** Mr. Enter mentions how great ''Donkey Kong Country'' is each time [[WidgetSeries something weird happens]].

-->'''Mr. Enter''': .....Well, sometimes I get ''really interesting'' questions, like someone repeatedly asking me to say ''("N***" pops up on screen)'' in my videos!

'''Old Man:''' [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs Well, I wouldn't say that, exactly.]]\\

--> "rock and morby [[ADateWithRosiePalms Master]] [[Literature/OliverTwist Bates]] xD"

--> "rock and morby Master [[Literature/OliverTwist Bates]] xD"

* Enter makes no secret about how much he hates ''VideoGame/{{Facade}}'' throughout his playthrough of it. After getting the best ending available, his next attempt involves him pretending to try and have a real conversation with Grace and Trip, all while being the DeadpanSnarker he is known to be. For example:

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** The ''extremely'' StrongFamilyResemblance between the main trio and their mothers is not lost to Mr. Enter, prompting him to theorize that [[CloningBlues the girls are actually clones of their moms]].

** When discussing that most adult cartoons don't put any effort into the animation, he uses the "Dad Noises" joke from "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS10E2SeahorseSeashellParty Seahorse Seashell Party]]" as an example. By the end of it, Mr. Enter is facepalming and thinking [[Film/TheRoom "I fed up with this world!"]]

** This time, Enter decides to wear costumes for comedy’s sake. The first one is a goth look complete with mascara, and the other is a ditzy over-the-top ValleyGirl [[WholesomeCrossdresser with pastel colors]].

** Enter notes that it's his 30th birthday that year, and he was originally going to end the review with him biting into the potato again, but he realized that raw potatoes taste nasty. So he bites into the gummy worm instead.

---> "[[WesternAnimation/DuckTales DUCKS! THERE'S SOME ADVENTURE! LOOK HOW COOL IT IS! DUCKTALES! WOO-HOO!]]"\\

** At one point he "accidentally" refers to Creator/Ellen DeGeneres as "Ellen Degenerate".

* Near the end of his collaboration review of "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS7E5KeepBikiniBottomBeautifulAPalForGary A Pal For Gary]]", after the infamous scene where Spongebob is demanding that Gary put down the monster that is eating Gary, Mr. Enter excuses himself. Thomasmemorycentral tears apart the ending, while we hear Mr. Enter going on a rampage, starting with what sounds like gunshots and going into glass breaking and firecrackers.

-->'''Spongebob:''' What's that, Patrick? I couldn't hear you with all the lonely voices in my head.\\

'''Spongebob:''' ''(laughs)'' I love that part.

* During his review of "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS5E12AtlantisSquarePantis Atlantis Squarepantis]]", he notes that Lord Royal Highness is voiced by Music/DavidBowie.

* Him playing the "[[WebAnimation/ASDFMovie I'm going to punch your face... in the face!]]" audio clip when Patrick punches his talking forehead in his "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS9E11SpongeBobYoureFired Spongebob, You're Fired!]]" review.

--->'''Patrick:''' Spongebob, my parents think I'm dumber than a sack of diapers.\\

* In "[[Recap/RickAndMortyS3E3PickleRick Pickle Rick]]", they do a Spongebob parody that managed to be funnier than [[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS3E10WetPaintersKrustyKrabTrainingVideo the episode itself]].
** Even better, this is less than a minute after a backhanded comment about [[Memes/SpongebobSquarepants all the memes that Spongebob spawned over the years]]. He even references WebVideo/UncleAl when citing an example of one.

** His declaration that the lifeguard who tells Spongebob and Patrick off is his favorite Spongebob character ever.

'''Mr. Enter''': Hey! That line is way too awesome to have any right to be in a modern Spongebob episode.

-->'''Mr. Enter:''' Spongebob eventually finds out that everyone is acting like a horrible jerk. Except Patrick. [[TakeThatScrappy He's acting normal]].

* [[https://web.archive.org/web/20160331222653/http://mrenter.deviantart.com/art/Short-Film-Viacom-Sues-Life-599222718 Viacom Sues Life]]

'''Mr. Enter:''' You know, when you get to that line of the movie, I think you should know that you done fucked up! Good God, [[WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid Scuttle]], the years have not been kind to you!

---> '''Mr. Enter:''' Oh my god! *stammering* Like, I-I thought that Dick's design made me cringe, but if you're going to make one of the characters look like a penis, ''at the very least,'' like, a-at the very, very least, don't make a clone of that design look like a-a penis th-that was... ugh... like, all I can think of looking at this... [[WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid poor, unfortunate soul]] i-i-i-i-is ''ouch!'' I, h-h-h-h-he's not in pain, but h-his very existence makes me feel pain. I-I-I think we should get to ending this.

--> "rock and morby [[ADateWithRosiePalms Master]] [[Literature/OliverTwist Bates]] xD"

** Then [[OldShame there's something]] [[ADateWithRosiePalms he isn't so]] [[NPCRoadblock proud of]]... [[note]] He does laugh about it though...[[/note]]

* His review of ''ComicBook/MyLittlePonyMicroSeries'' has him criticizing every IncrediblyLamePun.

''[[[GilliganCut cut to Robin]] [[AmusingInjuries having stubbed his thumb and screaming]]]''

'''Shnookums' Brain:''' Too bad we lost our shirts, though.\\
'''Meat's Brain:''' Yeah, but it's our own fault, man! Gambling's the work of the devil!\\

'''Nick:''' Oh, what do you care about? All they do is crawl around, spread slime everywhere, bring home finger paint, or tell you "''Daddy, Daddy, why don't you play with me?''". Well, maybe Daddy wants to be alone and BATHE IN HIS MONEY BATH! Now, why don't you go play with your wooden bats? "''But Daddy it's all broken and--''" then don't get a splinter. Hahahaha... sorry I was just calming my thoughts, now what do you want?\\

'''Nick:''' Whatever, asshole!\\

* In his "[[Recap/TheFairlyOddParentsS3E7LoveStruck Love Struck]]" review, he says this with a hilarious semi-drunk voice:

--->'''Merry Christmas, Little Timmy! Here's a movie about a dog shit learning to accept DEATH!'''