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* In Episode 54, there's a fair few jokes about the Inland Revenue and how no one's pleased to see the taxman. Alexander Scaplehorn, the statement giver, goes on at length about how he had a great time teaching the apparent proprietor of a taxidermy shop (whom listeners will be able to recognise as ''bad news'') all about doing his taxes, and even after his terrifying experience of catching a glimpse of a monster in the basement, realising that the proprietor has glass eyes like all the stuffed animals and seeing the animals ''start to move,'' after fleeing the shop he doesn't call the police -- "After all, whatever all that... ''other stuff'' was, they weren't laundering money."

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* In Episode 54, there's a fair few jokes about the Inland Revenue and how no one's pleased to see the taxman. Alexander Scaplehorn, the statement giver, goes on at length about how he had a great time teaching the apparent proprietor of a taxidermy shop (whom listeners will be able to recognise as ''bad news'') all about doing his taxes, money laundering laws, and even after his terrifying experience of catching a glimpse of a monster in the basement, realising that the proprietor has glass eyes like all the stuffed animals and seeing the animals ''start to move,'' after fleeing the shop he doesn't call the police -- "After all, whatever all that... ''other stuff'' was, they weren't laundering money."
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* In Episode 54, there's a fair few jokes about the Inland Revenue and how no one's pleased to see the taxman. Alexander Scaplehorn, the statement giver, goes on at length about how he had a great time teaching the proprietor of a taxidermy shop (whom listeners will be able to peg as ''bad news'') all about money laundering, and even after his terrifying experience of catching a glimpse of a monster in the basement, realising that the owner has glass eyes like all the stuffed animals and seeing the animals ''start to move,'' he doesn't call the police -- "After all, whatever all that... ''other stuff'' was, they weren't laundering money."

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* In Episode 54, there's a fair few jokes about the Inland Revenue and how no one's pleased to see the taxman. Alexander Scaplehorn, the statement giver, goes on at length about how he had a great time teaching the apparent proprietor of a taxidermy shop (whom listeners will be able to peg recognise as ''bad news'') all about money laundering, doing his taxes, and even after his terrifying experience of catching a glimpse of a monster in the basement, realising that the owner proprietor has glass eyes like all the stuffed animals and seeing the animals ''start to move,'' after fleeing the shop he doesn't call the police -- "After all, whatever all that... ''other stuff'' was, they weren't laundering money."
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* Episode 103 is about a vineyard owner's experience with a monster pig serving as an animal avatar of the Flesh, and how it tormented and eventually ate some of his pigs. After recounting his harrowing tale, he evidently wanted to send along Gertrude and Jerrod Keay with a good meal...and decided to offer them bacon. He then seemed surprised when they understandably didn't want to partake.

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* Episode 103 is about a vineyard owner's experience with a monster pig serving as an animal avatar of the Flesh, and how it tormented and eventually ate some of his pigs. After recounting his harrowing tale, he evidently wanted to send along Gertrude and Jerrod Gerard Keay with a good meal...and decided to offer them bacon. He then seemed surprised when they understandably didn't want to partake.
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* In Episode 54, there's a fair few jokes about the Inland Revenue and how no one's pleased to see the taxman. Alexander Scaplehorn, the statement giver, goes on at length about how he had a great time teaching the proprietor of a taxidermy shop (whom listeners will be able to peg as ''bad news'') all about money laundering, and even after his terrifying experience of catching a glimpse of a monster in the basement, realising that the owner has glass eyes like all the stuffed animals and seeing the animals ''start to move,'' he doesn't call the police -- "After all, whatever all that... ''other stuff'' was, they weren't laundering money."
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-->'''Martin:''' This is obviously, like, a wrong turn, or something.\\

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-->'''Martin:''' --->'''Martin:''' This is obviously, like, a wrong turn, or something.\\
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** You feel for the guy, but Martin despairing over his two choices of how to proceed when Jon needs to make a statement and they are at the top of the ladder: either jump off the ladder right away (since they won't die because of how reality works now) or be stuck listening to him and then jump anyway. When he finally gives up and jumps, he wails on the way down in a way that brings WesternAnimation/{{Goofy}}'s usual falling scream to mind.
-->'''Martin:''' This is obviously, like, a wrong turn, or something.\\
'''Basira:''' It's a ''ladder'', Martin.\\
'''Martin:''' Yes, I know, Basira, but somehow we've still managed it!
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* In the afterword of Episode 48, Elias has a talk with Jon saying that the other staff have filed complaints about Jon spying on them and asking him to stop. Jon's very next dialogue after this recording is about how ''suspicious Elias is for saying this'' and how he's now at the top of the suspect list.


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** Doubly funny because on the second visit, Jude Perry is there when he arrives and laughs at the sight of him, meaning he was so unbelievably dense that Nikola gossiped about him to a servant of an entirely different Power.
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* In Episode 154, Jon listens to a statement that finally shows him how someone could quit the Magnus archives. His response is a long silence, followed by "Fuck."
** He then bursts in on Martin, and they proceed to have this conversation:
--->'''Jon''': I think I found a way for us to leave the institute.
--->'''Martin''': Okaaay?
--->'''Jon''': Yeah. But it... it's... it's pretty... drastic.
--->'''Martin''':''[laughs]'' What, you got to gouge your eyes out or something?
--->'''Jon''': ''[Silence]''
--->'''Martin''': Fuck off.
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** Also funny, this interaction was based on a real conversation that the show's creators had on the topic when it came up in the script.
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* Episode 103 is about a vineyard owner's experience with a monster pig serving as an animal avatar of the Flesh, and how it tormented and eventually ate some of his pigs. After recounting his harrowing tale, he evidently wanted to send along Gertrude and Jerrod Keay with a good meal...and decided to offer them bacon. He then seemed surprised when they understandably didn't want to partake.
--> "...what?"
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* One bonus episode features a statement read by Jurgen Leitner, who's helping Gertrude around the archives. He does a good enough job, but spends a bit at the start complaining about Gertrude's filing system and date marking, before giving up and saying it just takes place "sometime" in 2010.

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* The Patreon exclusive feed features a full episode of Georgie's "What The Ghost" podcast[[note]]Later released to the public feed[[/note]]... complete with fake stereotypical podcast ads, which Georgie reads ''extremely'' reluctantly.
** One of the sponsors is "Sparks Fly", a dating site that is [[VillainsOutShopping pretty clearly run by the]] [[GreaterScopeVillain Beholding]]:
--->'''Georgie:''' ''[reading the ad, shocked]'' "Sparks Fly: privacy is just another word for loneliness"?!
** The next "What The Ghost" episode features more cringey ads, especially one for a meat subscription service which Georgie reads with [[BlatantLies very forced enthusiasm]], after which she reminds the listeners that she's a vegetarian. Melanie likes it, but recalls that she's [[spoiler:on the road to becoming a TranshumanAbomination embodying violence at this point]].


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* The Patreon exclusive feed features two episodes of Georgie's "What The Ghost" podcast[[note]]Later released to the public feed[[/note]]... complete with fake stereotypical podcast ads, which Georgie reads ''extremely'' reluctantly.
** One of the sponsors is "Sparks Fly", a dating site that is [[VillainsOutShopping pretty clearly run by the]] [[GreaterScopeVillain Beholding]]:
--->'''Georgie:''' ''[reading the ad, shocked]'' "Sparks Fly: privacy is just another word for loneliness"?!
** The ad for "Webley", an internet service clearly ran by the Web, ends with Georgie reading "Please personalize ad-copy for-" before realizing she wasn't supposed to read that.
** One sponsor is for a meat subscription service which Georgie reads with [[BlatantLies very forced enthusiasm]], after which she reminds the listeners that she's a vegetarian. Melanie likes it, but recalls that she's [[spoiler:on the road to becoming a TranshumanAbomination embodying violence at this point]].
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* In a post-series special, Jonny and Alex are quizzed about the contents of their own show. Alex quickly proves himself to be a CompetitionFreak, despite the quiz not being a competition. Once they've gotten through all the answers, Alex "wins" by two points and proceeds to be an insufferable winner, while Jonny insists that it doesn't matter.
** When asked how many ribs Jon (the character) has at the end of season 4, Alex starts actually counting his ribs to check how many an average human has, accidentally bruising himself in the process. The answer by the way is 23, but one of them is in his desk drawer.
--->'''Alex:''' Oooh, wait how many ribs does a human being have?\\
'''Jonny:''' Well, I-\\
'''Alex:''' Quiet Jon! I'm counting my ribs!
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** In the same episode, Jon asks if Salesa knows that Annabelle is a servitor of the Web. Salesa sarcastically responds that he thought "the thread holding her head together was due to a childhood knitting accident."
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** Artifact storage have put up a [=#HauntedDollWatch=] tag. Martin nervously notices the image is moving. Jon dismissively tells him not to worry. [[FalseReassurance That's not even close to what haunted dolls look like when they move.]]

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** Artifact storage have put up a [=#HauntedDollWatch=] tag. Martin nervously notices the image is moving. moving, and Jon dismissively tells him not to worry. [[FalseReassurance That's not even close to what haunted dolls look like when they move.]]
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** The next "What The Ghost" episode features more cringey ads, especially one for a meat subscription service which Georgie reads with [[BlatantLies very forced enthusiasm]], after which she reminds the listeners that she's a vegetarian (though [[spoiler:Melanie]] is said to have liked it).

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** The next "What The Ghost" episode features more cringey ads, especially one for a meat subscription service which Georgie reads with [[BlatantLies very forced enthusiasm]], after which she reminds the listeners that she's a vegetarian (though [[spoiler:Melanie]] is said vegetarian. Melanie likes it, but recalls that she's [[spoiler:on the road to have liked it).becoming a TranshumanAbomination embodying violence at this point]].
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** Artifact storage have put up a [=#HauntedDollWatch=] tag. Martin nervously notices the image is moving. Jon dismissively tells him not to worry. [[FalseReassurance That's not even close to what haunted dolls look like when they move.]]
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* In one Q&A, Jonny talks about how the podcast has to judge when to use profanity ''very'' carefully in order not to get blacklisted by the US market and describes how, half a minute into recording Episode 14, Piecemeal, Alex had to stop him and explain that Lee Rentoul (a hardened gangster) was swearing far too much, and it would get the podcast labelled as 'explicit' on iTunes.

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* In one the Season 3 Q&A, Jonny talks about how the podcast has to judge when to use profanity ''very'' carefully in order not to get blacklisted by the US market and describes how, half a minute into recording Episode 14, Piecemeal, Alex had to stop him and explain that Lee Rentoul (a hardened gangster) was swearing far too much, and it would get the podcast labelled as 'explicit' on iTunes.
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*** Also the fact that Georgie manages to completely derail Jon's serious confession by nitpicking about why he landed a job he had no training for.
--->'''Jon:''' Look, can we put my professional competence to one side, please, because I'm trying to tell you monsters are real!
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** Ben describes how another spaceship winds up [[TeleFrag "munged"]] together with the player characters' ship, briefly causing the other players to break up laughing due to the informal language. Later, Alex has his character describe the situation as a a Multiverse Unification Non-causal Generic Event... or, for short, a M.U.N.G.E.

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** Ben describes how another spaceship winds up [[TeleFrag "munged"]] together with the player characters' ship, briefly causing the other players to break up laughing due to the informal language. Later, Alex has his character describe the situation as a a Multiverse Unification Non-causal Generic Event... or, for short, a [[FunWithAcronyms M.U.N.G.E.]]
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* In Episode 145, Arthur Nolan goes off on a long, increasingly irate tangent about his many, ''many'' grievances with his fellow Lightless Flame cultists and has to be nudged back on topic by an annoyed Gertrude Robinson.
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* Episode 110: Dexter Banks, the director in "Creature Feature" sacrificing people to the Web, appears to be a parody of Quentin Tarantino. This is hilariously appropriate when you realize that the Web is the patron of spiders and the whole foot fetish thing is a {{Stock Parody Joke|s}} of Tarantino's -- Dexter is essentially serving the power with the most feet.

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* Episode 110: Dexter Banks, the director in "Creature Feature" sacrificing people to the Web, appears to be a parody of Quentin Tarantino. This is hilariously appropriate when you realize that the Web is the patron of spiders and the whole foot fetish thing is a {{Stock Parody Joke|s}} of Tarantino's common joke about Tarantino -- Dexter is essentially serving the power with the most feet.

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