History Funny / TheLibrarians2014

** Flynn's already in the building the other Librarians are trying to get into... because he wore a suit of armor and ''smuggled himself in as an artifact''. And Baird only finds him because she heard the ''armor'' coughing and wrestled it to the ground.

* In "The Looms of Fate", Baird just walks off repeatedly saying [[NoJustNoReaction "NOPE!"]] after [[spoiler:[[AlternateTimeline Alt!]]Stone kisses her.]]

** Before the clippings book sends her to New York, Cassandra tries to warn a scientist that her experiment could have strange, unintended consequences, which the scientist doesn't heed because Cassandra's data seems more like magic than science. Shortly after Cassandra leaves, there's a bright flash and some extremely cartoony sound effects, and that same scientist returns transformed into a goat. Still wearing her glasses and ID!

** Also in that episode, after [[spoiler: successfully using the sun from the sunroom to stop the storm]] Jake tries to give Jenkins a handshake, but both their suits are too warm however leading to Jake moving his hand quickly and accidentally hitting it on his suit that is too warm.

** The normal cover of "We're the librarians." fails because they're in an actual library. Later the girl who has a book they need will only give it to them for a bribe.

--->Mr. Jones alone in Oklahoma is a version of the Rodgers and Hammerstein classic no one should ''ever'' see.

** Ezekiel and Stone driving across a campus while Ezekiel spouts off how great he is in order to draw the attention of a monster that feeds off pride. Compounding the hilarity is that Ezekiel ''doesn't think of it as boasting'' and as a result has trouble of thinking of things to say, requiring Stone to prompt him at intervals with remarks about what a great thief he is and how he could probably beat Stone himself in a fight. Stone's growing exasperation through all of this is priceless, especially when he suggests that Ezekiel would have a chance of getting with Baird if he ever wanted to - something that Stone ''actually did'' in an alternate timeline which he is not aware of.

** Stone enthusiastically tells the others that with the help of the Chupacabra they caught, he's making jerky. Made ''by'' the Chupacabra, not ''from''. Jenkins notes that this should be safe, provided they keep it away from the Library's goats.
*** The mere fact that, among countless artifacts of magical power and a menagerie of odd creatures like three-foot-long spiders and a hive of giant bees, ''the Library has goats''.

** When Jenkins formulate a plan to get his body back, Jeff's friends want a full explanation. Jenkins tells them the whole truth and Jeff's friends... believe him instantly, much to Jenkins surprise.

* Flynn's EstablishingCharacterMoment for people who weren't familiar with him from the films: Trying to disarm a death trap while a bomb counts down behind him:
-->'''Baird:''' Make it stop!\\

* Flynn calls Excalibur "Cal."
* Prosciutto blow torch. Even funnier as it [[TruthInTelevision works in Real Life]].
* "Librarians win... with ELECTROMAGNETS!"
* "Ninjas...in Oklahoma?"
--> '''Eve:''' That's what I said!
* Stone's absolute delight at Flynn having a flying sword.
* Cassandra does not like her tumor being called a "Brain Grape". And then she calls it that herself.
--> '''Cassandra:''' [[InsistentTerminology We are not calling it a brain grape]]!
--> ''Minotaur roars''
--> '''Cassandra:''' Follow the brain grape.

-->'''Jenkins''': ''[looking at the group upside down through the door]'' I'll be damned, I did ''not'' think that would work with a cabinet door!

* Ezekiel, under the effects of Santa's talisman in "And Santa's Midnight Ride", becoming a chipper, apron-wearing, carol-singing stocking stuffer.
--> '''Ezekiel:''' ''(stops singing "Deck the Halls" with parade of kids following him to speak to Stone)'' Please kill me. ''(resumes singing)''

** Cassandra is turned into the Prince Charming archetype, and suddenly becomes a ChickMagnet. She alternates between being serious weirded out by this and seeing the potential upsides.

* In "And the Rule of Three", the day was supposed to be everyone's day off... except no one has actually gone home. Jenkins already lives there, Stone is catching up on his reading, Baird is trying to figure out how to better prepare against magical threats, and Cassandra is making a project in the other room. Then Ezekiel enters through the backdoor, with sirens in the background and a stolen item in his hand. And then he notices everyone else.
-->'''Ezekiel''': Isn't today our day off?.
-->'''Baird, Jenkins, and Stone''': Yeah.

** The one STEM fair exhibitor near the end of the episode whose table was about how [[KillerRabbit otters were the most dangerous creatures on the planet, and would one day kill us all.]]

* In the otherwise bleak episode "The Heart of Darkness", Stone deduces that Eve ''really'' wants to shoot something to get back at the entity in the house.
** Also, Stone and Ezekiel get trapped in a doll's house. While Stone is freaking out over the situation, Ezekiel is playing video games and eating samosas.
* Ezekiel's "I will ''absolutely'' sell out the human race to our new alien overlords." in "And the City of Lights".

---> '''Baird''': (relieved) Oh thank god.

* From "The Drowned Book":

--->'''Flynn''': You and I get incinerated and New York drowns.

** Baird cannot get over the fact that the students of Wexler College are deluded enough to think that their football team can beat Michigan State.

** Cassandra and Jones infiltrate a secretive fraternity and discover that their "dark ritual" is just beerpong.

-->'''Ezekiel:''' Hey! (covers Stumpy's ears) Don't talk like that in front of him!

** All the [=LITs=] are trapped in a spell and given their own personal ideal lives, the details of which they instantly rattle off to Flynn and which get more and more ridiculous as the story goes along, until it borders on Mary Sue fanfiction. Stone has 11 degrees, and teaches multiple classes at the "University of Cicely" (note that Cicely is a town with less then 2000 people). Jones? Is an FBI agent, a rules-breaking maverick who gets results. Cassandra's? She is a highly distinguished astronaut with multiple lunar landings under her belt and currently does a successful children's show where she teaches math and science... and she also has ponies.

** Flynn says that breaking causality was what destroyed the first time traveller, Dr. Pinkerton Chantasaur - and points to a portrait of a velociraptor dressed in Victorian garb.

* "And The Rise of Chaos":

** The group joining each other in a rousing rendition of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" in order to counter [[spoiler:Apep's chaos magic.]] A little cheesy? Sure, but still funny as hell.

** Jeff's friends "helping" Jenkins go though the traps.

** Cassandra subjecting Ezekiel to classic summer camp pranks through the whole episode, much to his exasperation and Baird's amusement.
** The clippings book sends the group to a team-building camp for businesses, where Eve, Jacob, and Cassandra get really into the exercises, much to Ezekiel's confusion.

** The clippings book sends the group to a team-building camp for businesses, where Eve, Jacob, and Cassandra get really into the first exercise, much to Ezekiel's confusion.

--->'''Flynn:''' Doesn't count.//

---> Jenkins: Would you please stop setting off boobytraps!

* "And the Dark Secret"

* Jenkins having to dance in the episode "And Some Dude Named Jeff" in order to get back into his body.
** Also Jeff's friends helping Jenkins go though the traps is funny in itself
--> Jenkins: Would you please stop setting off boobytraps!

Off-screen: [[https://twitter.com/cincylibrary Cincinnati Library's tweets on the show]]:

* "And The Silver Screen"

* "And The Graves of Time"

* "And the Disenchanted Forest"

* Creator/BruceCampbell is Santa. John Rogers had to point out how awesome this is.
** This also leads to the sheer comedy gold of hearing him deliver the line, "Somebody jacked Santa's ride."

* Flynn and crew stumbling upon a dart trap triggered by sound. Flynn's strategy? Grab a shield and run screaming like a lunatic to draw its attention.

* Eve as a fairy tale princess. That is all.
-->[[ItMakesSenseInContext "WHY AM I WEARING HEELS?"]]

** Stone becomes the huntsman from "Little Red Riding Hood" and sees absolutely nothing strange in his transformation, until there's a ''owl'' on his arm. Even then, it takes him a second.
** Once again, Jones doesn't change one bit, because he already fulfills an exaggerated archetype in his everyday life (although he had never been ''that'' good with coins before).
** Of course. He's Jack, TheFool!

-->'''Jenkins''': And the genie's lamp can go.\\

* The interrogation room when they find a suspect? It's a set, on a stage twelve times its size.

** Ezekiel and Stone telling Mabel that [[ItMakesSenseInContext Australians call optical illusions Colonel Bairds]] .

--> '''Alt!Flynn''': Wait, are you saying I'm in a parallel universe? Wait, is there a me, here?
--> '''Alt!Ezekiel''': Theoretically.
--> '''Alt!Flynn''': ''If I meet myself'' '''''would I EXPLODE'''''?

--> '''Baird''': Please tell me you and I weren't together.
--> '''Alt!Ezekiel''': What? Oh, no, no, no.
--> '''Baird''': (relieved) Oh thank god.
--> '''Alt!Ezekiel''': You were like a mother to me.
--> '''Baird''': That's mathematically im...[[LastSecondWordSwap probable]].
--> '''Alt!Flynn''': Actually, that could....
--> '''Baird''': That's enough of you!

-->'''Jenkins''': What else would one store in the sunroom?
-->'''Baird''': Eh...magazines, comfy chairs, mimosas?

-->'''Flynn''': ''[opens a door, gets snow in his face]'' Frozen land of giants... ''[tries the next one to the sound of monkeys]'' Lost jungle kingdom... ''[tries the next one and hear buzzing]'' '''''Hive of giant bees!'''''
-->'''Baird''': ''Why do we even have that door?''

-->'''Flynn''': You and I get incinerated and New York drowns.
-->'''Baird''': ''[{{beat}}]'' Sucky pep talk!

From "And the Broken Staff":

* From "And What Lies Beneath the Stones":

-->Mr. Jones alone in Oklahoma is a version of the Rodgers and Hammerstein classic no one should ''ever'' see.

* "And the Happily Ever Afters"

* In "And the Trial of the Triangle", the team ends up aboard a Chilean airplane that's headed towards the Bermuda Triangle, and the pilots have both disappeared. With nobody on the team being particularly confident that they can land the plane safely, they attempt an evacuation, and Flynn is asked if he can speak Spanish so that he can deliver instructions to the other passengers. He ''can'', technically... except that it's ''Renaissance''-era Spanish, and thus the passengers can't understand him.

* Jenkins having to dance in the episode "And Some dude named Jeff" in order to get back into his body.

-->'''Eve (concerned)''': Was the world originally ruled by talking dinosaurs Flynn?\\

'''Stone:''' What part of this outfit says cowboy?!

** All the [=LITs=] are trapped in a spell and given their own personal ideal lives, the details of which they instantly rattle off to Flynn and which get more and more ridiculous as the story goes along, until it borders on Mary Sue fanfiction. Stone has 11 degrees, and teaches multiple classes at the "University of Sicily" (note that Sicily is a town with less then 2000 people). Jones? Is an FBI agent, a rules-breaking maverick who gets results. Cassandra's? She is a highly distinguished astronaut with multiple lunar landings under her belt and currently does a successful children's show where she teaches math and science... and she also has ponies.

* Flynn and Jones have a nasty encounter with Frankenstein's Monster but get out of the situation by suggesting, in all seriousness, that the Monster consider getting plastic surgery and pursuing an athletic career. Jones even introduces the guy to Tinder! This is after Flynn's suggestion to show the Monster some friendship and "hug it out for humanity" falls flat.
* The normal cover of "We're the librarians." fails because they're in an actual library. Later the girl who has a book they need will only give it to them for a bribe.
* Baird noting that "And the Broken Staff" marks the third time the library has been broken into.
* Jenkins is frozen in a block of ice. The Librarians are trying to decide whether they should melt him or whether he should be magically thawed. Eve just whacks the ice and shatters it.
-->'''Eve:''' What? The job's not all about obscure knowledge, people.
* From ''And What Lies Beneath the Stones'':

** Before the clippings book sends her to New York, Cassandra tries to warn a scientist that her experiment could have strange, unintended consequences, which the scientist doesn't heed because Cassandra's data seems more like magic than science. Shortly after Cassandra leaves, there's a bright flash and some extremely cartoonist sound effects, and that same scientist returns transformed into a goat. Still wearing her glasses and ID!

** Also in that episode, after [[spoiler: successfully using the sun from the sunroom to stop the storm]] Jake tries to give Jenkins a handshake, both their suits are too warm however leading to Jake moving his hand quickly and accidentally hitting it on his suit that is too warm.

** [[FreezeFrameBonus The Library's collection of time machines includes]] [[Series/DoctorWho a familiar blue phone box]] and [[Film/BackToTheFuture a Delorean]].

* The interrogation room when they find a suspect? It's a bad art decoration, on a stage twelve times its size.

** And Eve knows exactly what Flynn means by harmony when he says it's the only way to beat chaos. She goes along with it anyway.

** Mr. Drake's DrinkOrder

** Baird is not impressed at he science fair...until she sees a Baking Soda Volcano.

* Flynn and Jones have a nasty encounter with Frankenstein's Monster but get out of the situation by suggesting, in a all seriousness, that the Monster consider getting plastic surgery and pursuing an athletic career. Jones even introduces the guy to Tinder! This is after Flynn's suggestion to show the Monster some friendship and "hug it out for humanity" falls flat.

** Also in that episode, after [[spoiler: successfully using the sun from the sunroom to stop the storm]] Jake tries to give Jenkins a handshake, both their suits are to warm however leading to Jake moving his hand quickly and accidentally hitting it on his suit that is to warm.

** Stone reads that [[SlavicMythology Koschei's Needle]] is hidden within an egg, within a duck, within a hare, within a crystal chest. Ezekiel declares that [[DeadpanSnarker they're searching for a turducken]].