History Funny / TheIncredibleHercules

* Herc's thumbs up to Amadeus, as immortalised in the "Cool Story, Bro" meme. In context, that's the thumb of: "I came here to rescue you but you seem to be getting cozy with your evil captor. Stick with it, bro, I'll be back later." Hercules may not be particularly articulate, but he can still get his meaning across.

** Not even Herc is happy when Her's method of procreation proves to involve attaching strange pods onto her mates' backs, but he quickly comes up with a fool-proof solution: punching each other. Then becomes grouchy when the others refuse to "smite" him.

''(cut to Hercules, having just been punched by Gilgamesh, flying through the air with the biggest, happiest grin on his face)''\\

''(cut to Hercules, having just been punched by Gilgamesh, flying through the air with the biggest, happiest grin on his face)\\

'''Hercules''': Thou hast talked me into it.

* Hercules hates Clash of the Titans.

* Herc's flashback to seventies era Ares. "Hot DAMN, I'm evil!"

* Thor and Amadeus Cho, attempting to rescue Hercules from another dimension, end up fighting the Egyptian goddess Sekhmet. Cho draws on a knowledge of Egyptian mythology to intoxicate her and turn her into an aspect of Hathor ([[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sekhmet#Festivals_and_evolution yes, Hathor]]), a goddess of love. And lolcats. [[http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/2152242.html I'm not making this up, you know.]]
-->'''Amadeus:''' How the heck do you know what a "roofie'' is in the first place?
-->'''Thor:''' I saw it on the Website/YouTube.

* Hercules throws out this gem in a fight: “Why do you talk like an old-timer? We’re from Greece, from 2000 years before Shakespeare!”

* Hercules throws out this gem in a fight: “Why do you talk like an old-timer? We’re from Greece, from 200 years before Shakespeare!”

-->'''Zeus''': Hardey-har.

---> '''Queen's Advisor:''' But... that wasn't unwinnable... all he had to do was-

--> Alflyse: Let me tell you of the Elven Tickler, and his mastery thereof.

--> '''Hercules:''' For the only way to win at an unwinnable game is to change the rules!
--> '''Elf Queen:''' Brilliant!
--> '''Queen's Advisor:''' But... that wasn't unwinnable... all he had to do was-

* Herc's thumbs up to Amadeus, as seen in this page's caption. That's the thumb of: "I came here to rescue you but you seem to be getting cozy with your evil captor. Stick with it, bro, I'll be back later." Hercules may not be particularly articulate, but he can still get his meaning across.

* In ''The Mighty Thor-cules'' arc, Herc asks Fandral (actually Malekith in disguise) why Thor is currently exiled from Asgard, and is told it's because Thor killed his grandfather. Herc finds this doubly hilarious, since killing your dad is kind of a thing in his family (Zeus killed his father Cronus, who had killed his own father Uranos), yet he himself managed to not only buck tradition and ''not'' kill Zeus but get his father ''reincarnated'' - as a BrattyHalfPint.

-->'''[[Comicbook/{{Sub-Mariner}} Namor:]]''' :o

* In ''The Mighty Thor-cules'' arc, Herc asks Fandral (actually Malekith in disguise) why Thor is currently exiled from Asgard, and is told it's because Thor killed his grandfather. Herc finds this hilarious, since killing your dad is kind of a thing in his family (Zeus killed his father Cronus, who had killed his own father Uranos).

--->[[spoiler:EXPRESSION! WORTHY! OF DEATH SCRUNCHIE!]]

* From Herc #2: WHO'S THY DADDY NOW?!!!

* [[spoiler:Thorcules vs. Hercuthor.]] Probably history's first divine purple nurple.

-->'''[[SubMariner Namor:]]''' :o
-->'''[[TheMightyThor Thor:]]''' :)

* Herc's thumbs up to Amadeus, as seen in this page's caption. That's the thumb of: "I came here to rescue you but you seem to be getting cozy with your evil HotAmazon captor. Stick with it, bro, I'll be back later." Hercules may not be particularly articulate, but he can still get his meaning across.

* CrowningMomentOfFunny:
** Two from Ares: "[[BigNo NO!]] Blows from an [[HypocriticalHumor unseen assailant]] have felled Wonder Man!" and "I am sorry, teammate Wonder Man! I cannot hear you over returning fire!"
** Herc's thumbs up to Amadeus, as seen in this page's caption. That's the thumb of: "I came here to rescue you but you seem to be getting cozy with your evil HotAmazon captor. Stick with it, bro, I'll be back later." Hercules may not be particularly articulate, but he can still get his meaning across.
** Herc's flashback to seventies era Ares. "Hot DAMN, I'm evil!"
** [[spoiler: "I feel a draft."]]
** [[spoiler:Thorcules vs. Hercuthor.]] Probably history's first divine purple nurple.
** Herc's [[GirlOfTheWeek numerous paramours]] recounting their "time" with him to his friends. The various facial expressions alone are hilarious.
---> Alflyse: Let me tell you of the Elven Tickler, and his mastery thereof.
--->''Twenty eight graphic minutes later...''
--->'''[[SubMariner Namor:]]''' :o
--->'''[[TheMightyThor Thor:]]''' :)