History Funny / TheGreatRace

-->'''Professor Fate:''' Car number five! Ha ha ha ha! ''({{beat}})'' Er, Max... ''[[OhCrap we're]]'' [[OhCrap number five]]... ''(engine falls out)''

* The Baron [[VillainExitStageLeft trying to make a dramatic exit]], but accidentally diving ''through'' his escape boat.

* As it climactic centerpiece to honor a classic {{Slapstick}} gag of the 1920s-1930s movie era, the movie features one of the [[UpToEleven largest]] {{pie|in the face}} [[FoodFight fights]] ever staged. The pies used during the scene were real, containing fruit, custard, whipped cream and everything. After they were done the crew devoured more than 300 leftover pies.

-->'''Professor Fate:''' You cheated! Cheated! I hate you! I refuse to accept! I won't win any way but my way! You've ruined my reputation, do you hear?! You I hate! You and your hair that's always combed, your suit that's always white, your car that's always clean! I refuse to accept! I challenge you to another race!\\

-->'''Professor Fate:''' ''(rips off his fake beard] Tryin' to pull me beard out right by the roots!
-->[Fate looks down at the fake beard in his hand. Que ominious music. He looks up at Leslie who grins as in "Hi there", followed by a look from Fate that screams "curses". He jumps across the boardroom table and opens a window.)''

-->'''Professor Fate:''' [rips off his fake beard] Tryin' to pull me beard out right by the roots!
-->[Fate looks down at the fake beard in his hand. Que ominious music. He looks up at Leslie who grins as in "Hi there", followed by a look from Fate that screams "curses". He jumps across the boardroom table and opens a window.]

-->[Fate then laughs maniacally as he dives out a window at least five stories up]
-->'''Boardroom member:''' [horrified] He jumped!
-->[They crowd the window to see Fate, still alive, laughing and hanging onto a flag pole. A car with a trampoline and a large target painted on it stops underneath him]

-->'''Professor Fate:''' This time it will not be Leslie, it will be I Professor Fate! [positions himself to drop directly onto the center of the trampoline] Fate the Magnificent!
-->[Fate lets go of the flagpole and laughs as he drops down straight onto the center of the mobile trampoline.]
-->'''Professor Fate:''' Oh! [He bounces up several feet while Max drives away...]
-->'''Professor Fate:''' Maaaaaaaxxxx! [... and falls right down an open manhole as several bystanders watch]

'''Leslie:''' Get off my hood!\\