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* During a sequence in which the protagonists are being chased by the radio-active zombie (which didn't make its first appearance until ''two-thirds'' of the way into the film)
-->: '''Snob''': Oh, and it's also an ''educational'' film as well. For instance, did you know that when you are being chased by a radio-active zombie that that is a really good time to start fucking! (clip shows [[TooDumbToLive the protagonists doing just that]])
* The Snob's apt summarization of the ending
-->: '''Snob''': How does it end you ask? Well *smirks* how do you ''think'' it ends? (movie clip of MORE dialogue) With ''talking'' and ''fucking''!
-->: '''Snob''': Oh, and it's also an ''educational'' film as well. For instance, did you know that when you are being chased by a radio-active zombie that that is a really good time to start fucking! (clip shows [[TooDumbToLive the protagonists doing just that]])
* The Snob's apt summarization of the ending
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-->:film):
--> '''Snob''': Oh, and it's also an ''educational'' film as well. For instance, did you know that when you are being chased by a radio-active zombie that that is a really good time to start fucking! (clip shows [[TooDumbToLive the protagonists doing just that]])
* The Snob's apt summarization of theending
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--> '''Snob''': How does it end you ask? Well *smirks* how do you ''think'' it ends? (movie clip of MORE dialogue) With ''talking'' and ''fucking''!
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--> '''Snob''': Oh, and it's also an ''educational'' film as well. For instance, did you know that when you are being chased by a radio-active zombie that that is a really good time to start fucking! (clip shows [[TooDumbToLive the protagonists doing just that]])
* The Snob's apt summarization of the
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--> '''Snob''': How does it end you ask? Well *smirks* how do you ''think'' it ends? (movie clip of MORE dialogue) With ''talking'' and ''fucking''!
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* The RickRoll gag during the opening credits of the film he's reviewing, [[BlatantLies which was done by a hacker]], according to Brad
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* Pointing out the grandfather ghost's resemblance to OrsonWelles, and saying if there's gonna be ghost OrsonWelles, he'll stick with ''WesternAnimation/TheCritic'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9d0xoCRL90 thank you very much.]]
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--> '''Snob''': I gotta say, it's a good idea that these things turn out to be zombies. Because at first glance, they look like something a drunk College college student would wear to scare the skirts off of some midnight Volleyball players on the beaches of the Bahamas!
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* The original VHS CopycatCover that rips off ''RockyHorrorPictureShow'', ''Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow'', and Brad's disgust at seeing the DVD cover is nowhere as funny. To push the joke later, he remakes the opening credits like the Rocky Horror ones.
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* His reaction to the father being named "Harry Potter," from disbelief to disappointment that this was likely where J.K. Rowling got the idea. "Oh, great. ''Franchise/HarryPotter [[ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia and the Troll Toll of the Boy's Soul]]''."
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* His reaction to the father being named "Harry Potter," from disbelief to disappointment that this was likely where J.K. Rowling got the idea. "Oh, great. ''Franchise/HarryPotter [[ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia [[Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia and the Troll Toll of the Boy's Soul]]''."
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--> '''Snob''': All I am saying is that if you're making an exploitation film and you come across a herd of cattle, [[ButYouScrewOneGoat keep it in your pants]], goddamn it!
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--> '''Snob''': All I am saying is that if you're making an exploitation film and you come across a herd of cattle, [[ButYouScrewOneGoat [[BestialityIsDepraved keep it in your pants]], goddamn it!
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* "Ooh, heavy making out! From what I hear, that causes pregnant herpes."
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* The movie is borderline unfindable on IMDB, so Brad figures the site doesn't want people to find out it exists.
* Commenting on how the great titles "I Like to Kill" and "Want a Ride, Little Girl?" were discarded for the blander ''Impulse''.
*Trying to guess what Holocaust is referring to.
*The director did an ''Exorcist 3''... when [[Film/ExorcistIITheHeretic the second movie]] hadn't even come out yet!
*The director did an ''Exorcist 3''... when [[Film/ExorcistIITheHeretic the second movie]] hadn't even come out yet!
*Regarding all the ScreamingWoman scenes: "This makes ''Film/NineteenFortyOne'' and ''Film/{{Excalibur}}'' look like silent movies!"
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*"Jerry Warren could negotiate a budget on two cans in a string, shoot the movie on a treehouse, and finance it by loaning from the termites!"
*The only machine gun they could use was one that can't be taken from the tripod!
*The only machine gun they could use was one that can't be taken from the tripod!
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*Apparently Pierre Kirby fought pirates in Hong Kong. "Holy fucking shit! Pierre Kirby should star in that movie!"
*He tries to make it sound as if it's ''Film/FullMetalJacket'' with ninjas.
*"Oh my ass it's 200 years ago, is that the same time in history when [[HighlyVisibleNinja ninjas wore bright fucking pink and bandanas with the word ninja written across them]]?"
*"Personally I would steal his ninja costume, because I'd wear those sons of a bitch as pajamas for the rest of my life!"
*He tries to make it sound as if it's ''Film/FullMetalJacket'' with ninjas.
*"Oh my ass it's 200 years ago, is that the same time in history when [[HighlyVisibleNinja ninjas wore bright fucking pink and bandanas with the word ninja written across them]]?"
*"Personally I would steal his ninja costume, because I'd wear those sons of a bitch as pajamas for the rest of my life!"
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*TheStinger, where a RainOfArrows takes down a lot of ninjas.
*TheStinger, where a RainOfArrows takes down a lot of ninjas.
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-->You know, I don't know how Lucas comes up with what to write in these text crawls. Did you read that shit I just wrote? "Gamma rays of fecal doom?" That doesn't even make sense, I bought the fucking movie online. And it sucks! Watch, I'll explain why...
-->You know, I don't know how Lucas comes up with what to write in these text crawls. Did you read that shit I just wrote? "Gamma rays of fecal doom?" That doesn't even make sense, I bought the fucking movie online. And it sucks! Watch, I'll explain why...
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* "I'm sorry, is Hoboken an island? Or 100 miles away from any nearby town? I'm sure the next town over won't chase you out with pitchforks if you attempt to buy a turkey from their IGA."
* "I'm sorry, is Hoboken an island? Or 100 miles away from any nearby town? I'm sure the next town over won't chase you out with pitchforks if you attempt to buy a turkey from their IGA."
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--> '''Snob''': Whenever someone curses like that, [[GrowingPains Kirk Cameron]] loses one of his [[TheFundamentalist glued-on angel wings]].
* "If they wanted the footage to melt any quicker, they should point the camera at the fucking [[IndianaJones Ark of the Covenant]]!"
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-->'''Snob:''' *putting the DVD Box under a power drill* Why...won't...you...DIE!?
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* The original VHS CopycatCover that rips off ''RockyHorrorPictureShow'', and Brad's disgust at seeing the DVD cover is nowhere as funny. To push the joke later, he remakes the opening credits like the Rocky Horror ones.
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[[AC:Burial Grounds (AKA "Nights of Terror")]]
* The Snob comments on the [[SpecialEffectsFailure appearance of the zombies]]
--> '''Snob''': I gotta say, it's a good idea that these things turn out to be zombies. Because at first glance, they look like something a drunk College student would wear to scare the skirts off of some midnight Volleyball players on the beaches of the Bahamas!
* The Snob informs us that one of the films many alternate titles is "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment The Zombie Dead]]".
--> '''Snob''': That's sort of like naming your movie "The Fanged Vampire" or "The Furry Wolfman!"
[[AC:Porno Holocaust]]
--> '''Snob''': Shit is shit, no matter what country the ass is from.
* Brad breaks down pretty much the entire first third of the movie in a couple seconds:
--> '''Snob''': Four minutes in: talking (footage of people talking)
--> '''Snob''': Ten minutes in: fucking (clip of an [[IKEAErotica awkward sex scene]])
--> '''Snob''': Thirteen minutes in: talking (clip of people talking)
--> '''Snob''': Fifteen minutes in: fucking (clip of another sex scene)
--> '''Snob''': Twenty minutes in: [[RuleOfThree talking]] (yet another clip of people talking)
--> '''Snob''': Twenty-two minutes in: fucking (slide that says "I can't even show you this one")
--> '''Snob''': Twenty-nine minutes: talking ([[OverlyLongGag still another clip of dialogue]]) and that just barely counts because seconds later they ease right into the fucking!
--> '''Snob''': It takes them a whole forty fucking minutes to get onto this goddamn island and the tedium doesn't even stop there! That's right, more talking and fucking!
* During a sequence in which the protagonists are being chased by the radio-active zombie (which didn't make its first appearance until ''two-thirds'' of the way into the film)
-->: '''Snob''': Oh, and it's also an ''educational'' film as well. For instance, did you know that when you are being chased by a radio-active zombie that that is a really good time to start fucking! (clip shows [[TooDumbToLive the protagonists doing just that]])
* The Snob's apt summarization of the ending
-->: '''Snob''': How does it end you ask? Well *smirks* how do you ''think'' it ends? (movie clip of MORE dialogue) With ''talking'' and ''fucking''!
[[AC: Crazy Fat Ethel II]]
-->'''Snob''': I can tell you right now that I would rather [[CrossesTheLineTwice get fucked by Mr. Greenfield]] than have to watch this piece of shit ''again''!
[[AC:Sadomania]]
* The Snob becomes so distracted by the stunning beauty of the female prison warden, puts the review on hold to find out more about the actress.
--> '''Snob:''': A sadistic woman warden played by the stunning, {{transsexual}}, adult film star Ajita Wilson.
--> [DoubleTake]
--> '''Snob:''' [[FlatWhat What.]] Transsexual Adult Film Star?
--> [Dramatic close up]
--> '''Snob:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Oh. My. God.]]
--> [Cut to ShowerOfAngst]
--> '''Snob:''' (On the phone with his girlfriend) Honey. Honey. Honey. We need to have sex. Right. Now. I am really, really, ''really'' confused...
[[AC: Los Ritos Sexuales Del Diablo]]
* The Snob's bewilderment that a bootlegged DVD of an obscure exploitation film has extra features on it including an EasterEgg
--> '''Snob''': That is...fucking ingenious!
* On the fact that this movie is the second one in a row to feature Beastiality
--> '''Snob''': What is it with these movies and animal fucking!?
--> '''Snob''': All I am saying is that if you're making an exploitation film and you come across a herd of cattle, [[ButYouScrewOneGoat keep it in your pants]], goddamn it!
[[AC: Brutes & Savages]]
* The [[SpecialEffectsFailure alligator death scene]] needs to be seen to be believed.
[[AC:Video Violence]]
* The start of his review.
-->'''Snob:''' This movie... ''fucking'' '''SUCKS!!!''' *Throws the box to the floor, where a shattering noise is heard*
[[AC: Don't Go Near The Park]]
* After the movie's opening disclaimer that although it's a work of fiction, it's "[[VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory based on true events]]"
-->'''Snob''': [[DeadpanSnarker So in other words...it's fiction]]?
* The fact that one of the actors is credited as [[FailOSuckyName Crackers Phinn]]
-->'''Snob''': That's right. ''Crackers Phinn.'' [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I am not lying to you]]. (*shows the back of the DVD cover as proof*) See, there it is! Crackers Phinn!
* This gem at the end of the video
-->'''Snob''': Stupid is the only way to describe this movie. That, or [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] stupid!
[[AC: Savage Vengeance]]
* The RickRoll gag during the opening credits of the film he's reviewing, [[BlatantLies which was done by a hacker]], according to Brad
[[AC:Horrifying Experiments of the S.S.' Last Days]]
* The DVD box cover that he drew himself.
[[AC:Black Devil Doll from Hell]]
* He says that the film is so unsexy that thinking of ''Porno Holocaust'' is giving him an erection. Then, without changing his facial expression, he reaches over and grabs a jug of water, which he then pours on his crotch.
* Claiming that the main character is not satisfied with other men pleasuring her because their dicks "aren't made from tree branches"
[[AC:The Refrigerator]]
* After the fridge claims his first victim after a [[{{Squick}} squicky]] love scene:
--> Can you blame the fridge? I'd go nuts too if I had to witness that grotesque display of leap-frog.
[[AC:Zombie 6: Monster Hunter]]
* "What the hell? When did this movie's dick get so small it looks like it just came out of the swimming pool?"
[[AC:CurseOfTheCannibalConfederates]]
* In reaction to the characters' [[GoshDarnItToHeck weaksauce swearing]]:
--> '''Snob''': Whenever someone curses like that, [[GrowingPains Kirk Cameron]] loses one of his [[TheFundamentalist glued-on angel wings]].
* "If they wanted the footage to melt any quicker, they should point the camera at the fucking [[IndianaJones Ark of the Covenant]]!"
[[AC:TurkishStarWars]]
* Regarding the constant flash cuts:
-->See this? Tegretol. I'm epileptic, I have been since fourth grade. Turkish Star Wars is the first movie I've done on this show that is literally TRYING TO KILL ME.
** Also, playing the theme to ''Film/CannibalHolocaust'' over one of the action scenes.
[[AC:Brazilian Star Wars]]
* The ''Star Wars''-style OpeningScroll.
* "Congratulations! You have mastered the power of VCR!"
[[AC: Film/{{Troll}}]]
* His reaction to the father being named "Harry Potter," from disbelief to disappointment that this was likely where J.K. Rowling got the idea. "Oh, great. ''Franchise/HarryPotter [[ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia and the Troll Toll of the Boy's Soul]]''."
** What the hell?! Fucking Professor [=McGonagal=] is their fucking landlord?!
* You know, I think this troll might be playing a duel role. "Hi, I'm Malcolm Mallory, I just moved in!" Call it a hunch!
[[AC:Film/{{Troll 2}}]]
* His response to the name of the town being [[SdrawkcabName "Nilbog"]]:
--> '''Snob:''' Holy shit, it's [[{{Alucard}} Dracula spelt backwards]]!
* "[[HitlerAteSugar You know who else threw parties?]] [[MonsterClown GACY!]]"
* Pointing out the grandfather ghost's resemblance to OrsonWelles, and saying if there's gonna be ghost OrsonWelles, he'll stick with ''WesternAnimation/TheCritic'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9d0xoCRL90 thank you very much.]]
* Then there's the opening. The Snob just stares onward and says, "I have been to the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xibalba Xibalba]] and back."
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[[AC:Burial Grounds (AKA "Nights of Terror")]]
* The Snob comments on the [[SpecialEffectsFailure appearance of the zombies]]
--> '''Snob''': I gotta say, it's a good idea that these things turn out to be zombies. Because at first glance, they look like something a drunk College student would wear to scare the skirts off of some midnight Volleyball players on the beaches of the Bahamas!
* The Snob informs us that one of the films many alternate titles is "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment The Zombie Dead]]".
--> '''Snob''': That's sort of like naming your movie "The Fanged Vampire" or "The Furry Wolfman!"
[[AC:Porno Holocaust]]
--> '''Snob''': Shit is shit, no matter what country the ass is from.
* Brad breaks down pretty much the entire first third of the movie in a couple seconds:
--> '''Snob''': Four minutes in: talking (footage of people talking)
--> '''Snob''': Ten minutes in: fucking (clip of an [[IKEAErotica awkward sex scene]])
--> '''Snob''': Thirteen minutes in: talking (clip of people talking)
--> '''Snob''': Fifteen minutes in: fucking (clip of another sex scene)
--> '''Snob''': Twenty minutes in: [[RuleOfThree talking]] (yet another clip of people talking)
--> '''Snob''': Twenty-two minutes in: fucking (slide that says "I can't even show you this one")
--> '''Snob''': Twenty-nine minutes: talking ([[OverlyLongGag still another clip of dialogue]]) and that just barely counts because seconds later they ease right into the fucking!
--> '''Snob''': It takes them a whole forty fucking minutes to get onto this goddamn island and the tedium doesn't even stop there! That's right, more talking and fucking!
* During a sequence in which the protagonists are being chased by the radio-active zombie (which didn't make its first appearance until ''two-thirds'' of the way into the film)
-->: '''Snob''': Oh, and it's also an ''educational'' film as well. For instance, did you know that when you are being chased by a radio-active zombie that that is a really good time to start fucking! (clip shows [[TooDumbToLive the protagonists doing just that]])
* The Snob's apt summarization of the ending
-->: '''Snob''': How does it end you ask? Well *smirks* how do you ''think'' it ends? (movie clip of MORE dialogue) With ''talking'' and ''fucking''!
[[AC: Crazy Fat Ethel II]]
-->'''Snob''': I can tell you right now that I would rather [[CrossesTheLineTwice get fucked by Mr. Greenfield]] than have to watch this piece of shit ''again''!
[[AC:Sadomania]]
* The Snob becomes so distracted by the stunning beauty of the female prison warden, puts the review on hold to find out more about the actress.
--> '''Snob:''': A sadistic woman warden played by the stunning, {{transsexual}}, adult film star Ajita Wilson.
--> [DoubleTake]
--> '''Snob:''' [[FlatWhat What.]] Transsexual Adult Film Star?
--> [Dramatic close up]
--> '''Snob:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Oh. My. God.]]
--> [Cut to ShowerOfAngst]
--> '''Snob:''' (On the phone with his girlfriend) Honey. Honey. Honey. We need to have sex. Right. Now. I am really, really, ''really'' confused...
[[AC: Los Ritos Sexuales Del Diablo]]
* The Snob's bewilderment that a bootlegged DVD of an obscure exploitation film has extra features on it including an EasterEgg
--> '''Snob''': That is...fucking ingenious!
* On the fact that this movie is the second one in a row to feature Beastiality
--> '''Snob''': What is it with these movies and animal fucking!?
--> '''Snob''': All I am saying is that if you're making an exploitation film and you come across a herd of cattle, [[ButYouScrewOneGoat keep it in your pants]], goddamn it!
[[AC: Brutes & Savages]]
* The [[SpecialEffectsFailure alligator death scene]] needs to be seen to be believed.
[[AC:Video Violence]]
* The start of his review.
-->'''Snob:''' This movie... ''fucking'' '''SUCKS!!!''' *Throws the box to the floor, where a shattering noise is heard*
[[AC: Don't Go Near The Park]]
* After the movie's opening disclaimer that although it's a work of fiction, it's "[[VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory based on true events]]"
-->'''Snob''': [[DeadpanSnarker So in other words...it's fiction]]?
* The fact that one of the actors is credited as [[FailOSuckyName Crackers Phinn]]
-->'''Snob''': That's right. ''Crackers Phinn.'' [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I am not lying to you]]. (*shows the back of the DVD cover as proof*) See, there it is! Crackers Phinn!
* This gem at the end of the video
-->'''Snob''': Stupid is the only way to describe this movie. That, or [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] stupid!
[[AC: Savage Vengeance]]
* The RickRoll gag during the opening credits of the film he's reviewing, [[BlatantLies which was done by a hacker]], according to Brad
[[AC:Horrifying Experiments of the S.S.' Last Days]]
* The DVD box cover that he drew himself.
[[AC:Black Devil Doll from Hell]]
* He says that the film is so unsexy that thinking of ''Porno Holocaust'' is giving him an erection. Then, without changing his facial expression, he reaches over and grabs a jug of water, which he then pours on his crotch.
* Claiming that the main character is not satisfied with other men pleasuring her because their dicks "aren't made from tree branches"
[[AC:The Refrigerator]]
* After the fridge claims his first victim after a [[{{Squick}} squicky]] love scene:
--> Can you blame the fridge? I'd go nuts too if I had to witness that grotesque display of leap-frog.
[[AC:Zombie 6: Monster Hunter]]
* "What the hell? When did this movie's dick get so small it looks like it just came out of the swimming pool?"
[[AC:CurseOfTheCannibalConfederates]]
* In reaction to the characters' [[GoshDarnItToHeck weaksauce swearing]]:
--> '''Snob''': Whenever someone curses like that, [[GrowingPains Kirk Cameron]] loses one of his [[TheFundamentalist glued-on angel wings]].
* "If they wanted the footage to melt any quicker, they should point the camera at the fucking [[IndianaJones Ark of the Covenant]]!"
[[AC:TurkishStarWars]]
* Regarding the constant flash cuts:
-->See this? Tegretol. I'm epileptic, I have been since fourth grade. Turkish Star Wars is the first movie I've done on this show that is literally TRYING TO KILL ME.
** Also, playing the theme to ''Film/CannibalHolocaust'' over one of the action scenes.
[[AC:Brazilian Star Wars]]
* The ''Star Wars''-style OpeningScroll.
* "Congratulations! You have mastered the power of VCR!"
[[AC: Film/{{Troll}}]]
* His reaction to the father being named "Harry Potter," from disbelief to disappointment that this was likely where J.K. Rowling got the idea. "Oh, great. ''Franchise/HarryPotter [[ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia and the Troll Toll of the Boy's Soul]]''."
** What the hell?! Fucking Professor [=McGonagal=] is their fucking landlord?!
* You know, I think this troll might be playing a duel role. "Hi, I'm Malcolm Mallory, I just moved in!" Call it a hunch!
[[AC:Film/{{Troll 2}}]]
* His response to the name of the town being [[SdrawkcabName "Nilbog"]]:
--> '''Snob:''' Holy shit, it's [[{{Alucard}} Dracula spelt backwards]]!
* "[[HitlerAteSugar You know who else threw parties?]] [[MonsterClown GACY!]]"
* Pointing out the grandfather ghost's resemblance to OrsonWelles, and saying if there's gonna be ghost OrsonWelles, he'll stick with ''WesternAnimation/TheCritic'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9d0xoCRL90 thank you very much.]]
* Then there's the opening. The Snob just stares onward and says, "I have been to the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xibalba Xibalba]] and back."
