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* When playing the ''Batman & Robin'' game on GameDotCom:
--> '''Nerd''': Every time Batman gets hit, it sounds like he just got done taking a big dump. (Batman voice bytes: "Ugh! Ugh!")
* The Nerd observing the "quality" sound in the ''VideoGame/DukeNukem3D'' port on GameDotCom:
--> '''Duke''': (crunchy audio) Damn, that's the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride.
--> '''Nerd''': Every time Batman gets hit, it sounds like he just got done taking a big dump. (Batman voice bytes: "Ugh! Ugh!")
* The Nerd observing the "quality" sound in the ''VideoGame/DukeNukem3D'' port on GameDotCom:
--> '''Duke''': (crunchy audio) Damn, that's the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride.
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-->'''Nerd''': There's no goal, other than to see how high you can rack up the score. In other words, how long can you hold the D-Pad for. You like that game?! Well, you don't even need the game! Just the controller and a timer!
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** "Only Ashley can activate switches... WHICH ONE'S ASHLEY?!"
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* The Nerd literally described the show as "Looney Tunes on crack".
* The Nerd's annoyance with a dog in one of the Ren and Stimpy SNES games who just won't die.
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* The Nerd literally described the show as "Looney Tunes on crack".
*crack". He also doesn't question the logic in the game he's reviewing (such as the fire department having a beaver in its equipment and the characters sliding ''up'' the fire poles).
** The Nerd's annoyance with a dog in one of the Ren and Stimpy SNES games who just won't die.
** Can't forget the Nerd's final verdict of Ren & Stimpy Fire Dogs.
-->'''Nerd''': In the words of Mr. Horse, "No sir, I don't like it".
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** The Nerd's annoyance with a dog in one of the Ren and Stimpy SNES games who just won't die.
** Can't forget the Nerd's final verdict of Ren & Stimpy Fire Dogs.
-->'''Nerd''': In the words of Mr. Horse, "No sir, I don't like it".
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* The Nerd ''knew'' that he'd one day have to review a game based on the Olsen Twins, ever since he was playing Toxic Crusaders. He even plays a clip from said review of him saying that he might have to do it.
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* The Nerd's reaction to the "[[InNameOnly dragon]]" on the title screen.
-->'''Nerd''': Oh, I distinctly remember this one. That is one pathetic looking dragon. Looks sorta like a frog-pig hybrid? I don't know.
* As it turned out, James actually rented this game as a child... and he only played it for a few minutes.
-->'''Nerd''': Oh, I distinctly remember this one. That is one pathetic looking dragon. Looks sorta like a frog-pig hybrid? I don't know.
* As it turned out, James actually rented this game as a child... and he only played it for a few minutes.
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* The Nerd's annoyance with a dog in one of the Ren and Stimpy SNES games who just won't die.
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-->'''Nerd:''' Look at the family on the box. What could they possibly be so overjoyed about? *imitating the boy with the controller* "Look, look, Ma, yay, I drew a [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] line!"
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-->'''Nerd:''' Look at the family on the box. What could they possibly be so overjoyed about? *imitating the boy with the controller* "Look, look, Ma, Mom, yay, I drew a [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] line!"
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-->'''Nerd:''' Look at the family on the box. What could they possibly be so overjoyed about? *imitating the boy with the controller* "Look, look, Ma, yay, I drew a [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] line!"
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-->'''Nerd:''' Look at the family on the box. What could they possibly be so overjoyed about? *imitating the boy with the controller* "Look, look, Ma, yay, I drew [[Precision FStrike [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] line!"
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* After stating how bad the controls are, the Nerd decides to look at the family on the box.
-->'''Nerd:''' Look at the family on the box. What could they possibly be so overjoyed about? *imitating the boy with the controller* "Look, look, Ma, yay, I drew [[Precision FStrike fucking]] line!"
-->'''Nerd:''' Look at the family on the box. What could they possibly be so overjoyed about? *imitating the boy with the controller* "Look, look, Ma, yay, I drew [[Precision FStrike fucking]] line!"
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* "You know what I'd rather do? It's trap a bunch of beetles in a jar, [[{{Squick}} smush'em with a lemon squeezer, and drain their juice into a shotglass]]! *beat* [[BaitAndSwitch And no, I didn't say anything about]] ''[[BaitAndSwitch drinking]]'' [[BaitAndSwitch it]].
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* "Okay. Let's cut the shit." ''*[[VisualPun cut to a clip of the Nerd cutting a chocolate Yule log cake in half]]*''
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* In the previous ''WesternAnimation/RenAndStimpy'' video, he gave a detailed explanation about the cartoon the game was based on. This is also true for many of the other videos he did about games based on cartoons, TV shows, or movies. This video, not so much.
-->'''Nerd:''' ''Rocky and Bullwinkle'' on NES, based on the cartoon, um, the cartoon... about... a moose and a squirrel? ...Do I have to see ''everything''?!
-->'''Nerd:''' ''Rocky and Bullwinkle'' on NES, based on the cartoon, um, the cartoon... about... a moose and a squirrel? ...Do I have to see ''everything''?!
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-->'''Nerd:''' '''"Visit [[Ride/UniversalStudios Universal Studios Theme Park]]! Experience the thrill! Ride the movies! [[BreadMilkEggsSquick Pick up]] [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] [[BreadMilkEggsSquick trash]]! The only theme park on Earth where you get to clean up after everybody else. Nothing gets you closer to the movies than wearing funny hats and collecting stamps. Book your trip now! But seriously, the park's dirty. We need someone to clean it.
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-->'''Nerd:''' '''"Visit "Visit [[Ride/UniversalStudios Universal Studios Theme Park]]! Experience the thrill! Ride the movies! [[BreadMilkEggsSquick Pick up]] [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] [[BreadMilkEggsSquick trash]]! The only theme park on Earth where you get to clean up after everybody else. Nothing gets you closer to the movies than wearing funny hats and collecting stamps. Book your trip now! But seriously, the park's dirty. We need someone to clean it."
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* The Nerd's fake ad for Universal Studios Theme Park:
-->'''Nerd:''' '''"Visit [[Ride/UniversalStudios Universal Studios Theme Park]]! Experience the thrill! Ride the movies! [[BreadMilkEggsSquick Pick up]] [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] [[BreadMilkEggsSquick trash]]! The only theme park on Earth where you get to clean up after everybody else. Nothing gets you closer to the movies than wearing funny hats and collecting stamps. Book your trip now! But seriously, the park's dirty. We need someone to clean it.
** Adding to it is at the end where it says under the logo: "Please apply for janitor. Pick up our trash."
-->'''Nerd:''' '''"Visit [[Ride/UniversalStudios Universal Studios Theme Park]]! Experience the thrill! Ride the movies! [[BreadMilkEggsSquick Pick up]] [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] [[BreadMilkEggsSquick trash]]! The only theme park on Earth where you get to clean up after everybody else. Nothing gets you closer to the movies than wearing funny hats and collecting stamps. Book your trip now! But seriously, the park's dirty. We need someone to clean it.
** Adding to it is at the end where it says under the logo: "Please apply for janitor. Pick up our trash."
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* His big "Oh COME ON!!" when he sees the dreaded LJN logo '''again.'''
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* The Nerd playing as Bullwinkle at the beginning of the game:
-->'''Nerd:''' "Eat this, bitch! You don't wanna fuck with a moose throwing bombs!"
*The Nerd questioning why Bullwinkle's ability to go up stairs counts as a special ability, followed by this comparison:
-->'''Nerd:''' "[[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2 Princess Toadstool]] can float, [[VideoGame/CastlevaniaIIIDraculasCurse Grant]] can climb walls, [[VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry2DiddysKongQuest Dixie Kong]] can spin her hair, Bullwinkle can... go up stairs."
-->'''Nerd:''' "Eat this, bitch! You don't wanna fuck with a moose throwing bombs!"
*The Nerd questioning why Bullwinkle's ability to go up stairs counts as a special ability, followed by this comparison:
-->'''Nerd:''' "[[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2 Princess Toadstool]] can float, [[VideoGame/CastlevaniaIIIDraculasCurse Grant]] can climb walls, [[VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry2DiddysKongQuest Dixie Kong]] can spin her hair, Bullwinkle can... go up stairs."
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* The Nerd decrees the "console" as the worst thing LJN have ever done, and says that, "the only thing worse would be to play it on the Roll 'N Rocker". [[HypocriticalHumor Which he proceeds to do at the end of the video]]. Even better, he trips and falls as he plays it, causing him to give it the finger and kick it away.
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* When the Nerd notices that the game looks like it's playing itself and is only waiting for some calls from you throughout the game to do something, he notes you could play along with him without the game at hand so long as you have a Playstation controller yourself...
-->Nerd: Down, Circle... Up, Triangle... Right, Square... you enjoy that? You're playing [[Series/{{VIP}} V.I.P.]]
** The transitions the Nerd does going from the action of the actual game with the rock soundtrack from it to the guy's actually doing while playing the game.
--->V.I.P.: *Rock soundtrack music playing with various clips from the game.*
--->Nerd: *monotonously* Down, right, square...
--->V.I.P.: *Continued rock music with more clips from the game.*
--->Nerd: *monotonously* Left, square, X...
--->V.I.P.: *More rock music with clips from the game.*
--->Nerd: *monotonously* Right, square, X...
-->Nerd: Down, Circle... Up, Triangle... Right, Square... you enjoy that? You're playing [[Series/{{VIP}} V.I.P.]]
** The transitions the Nerd does going from the action of the actual game with the rock soundtrack from it to the guy's actually doing while playing the game.
--->V.I.P.: *Rock soundtrack music playing with various clips from the game.*
--->Nerd: *monotonously* Down, right, square...
--->V.I.P.: *Continued rock music with more clips from the game.*
--->Nerd: *monotonously* Left, square, X...
--->V.I.P.: *More rock music with clips from the game.*
--->Nerd: *monotonously* Right, square, X...
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* The Nerd decrees the "console" as the worst thing LJN have ever done, and says that, "the only thing worse would be to play it on the Roll 'N Rocker". [[HypocriticalHumor Which he proceeds to do at the end of the video]].
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* "Wanna know the basics? Check this out. A and B both attack. That's fine, but to jump, you press Up. That's pretty shitty already, but that's not all. What do you think happens when you press Down? Take a guess. You think duck? Heh heh heh, ''NO''. It '''JUMPS'''! You press ''DOWN'' to JUMP! Whoever came up with that idea is a real cocksucker...[[ShapedLikeItself that sucks cock.]]"
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* "Wanna know the basics? Check this out. A and B both attack. That's fine, but to jump, you press Up. That's pretty shitty already, but that's not all. What do you think happens when you press Down? Take a guess. You think duck? Heh heh heh, ''NO''. It '''JUMPS'''! ''*extreme close-up of his grimacing face*'' You press ''DOWN'' to JUMP! Whoever came up with that idea is a real cocksucker...[[ShapedLikeItself that sucks cock.]]"
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* The Nerd's description of the FBI agents as [[MistakenForPedophile pedophiles]]
-->'''Nerd''': GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN, YOU FUCKING SICKO!
-->'''Nerd''': GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN, YOU FUCKING SICKO!
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* At the end, the Nerd decides to take a peek at his last present... [[spoiler:and sees that [[OhCrap all-too]] [[ThisIsGoingToSuck familiar]] [[Creator/LJNToys rainbow]]]].
-->'''Nerd:''' '''''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]'''''
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[[folder:Schwarzenegger Games]]
* "Whoever programmed this game should eat a bowl of fuck! I think this game was programmed by the Assholians from the Planet Ass!"
* "The best part in the game is when you go into a movie theater and watch the movie that the game is based on. It's just a credit crawl for all the game designers to laugh in your face. I miss Fred Fuchs."
* "Wanna know the basics? Check this out. A and B both attack. That's fine, but to jump, you press Up. That's pretty shitty already, but that's not all. What do you think happens when you press Down? Take a guess. You think duck? Heh heh heh, ''NO''. It '''JUMPS'''! You press ''DOWN'' to JUMP! Whoever came up with that idea is a real cocksucker...[[ShapedLikeItself that sucks cock.]]"
* "This game will turn you into a sexual tyrannosaur. Like me."
* "In addition to the enemy soldiers, you must also face scorpions which you can stand on and they take you for a ride. But only the green scorpions. What, you thought you could ride on a red scorpion? What are you, crazy?"
* [[SpitTake "Big Mode."]]
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[[folder:Ghosts N Goblins]]
* He tops it off by fighting the cartridge itself RPG-style. Even better is he makes use of several F-bomb tropes.
* "I did it! I beat two Satans!... in my underwear!"
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[[folder:Atari Sports]]
* The Nerd's rants on Football. It...[[{{Pun}} yeah, it drove him mad.]]
-->"Back to football video games. Madden Madden Madden. Madden 91. Madden 92. Madden 93. Madden 94. Madden 95. Madden 96. Madden 97. Madden 98. Madden 99. Madden 2000. Madden 2001. Madden 2002. Madden 2003. Who the FUCK is John Madden any way?! He doesn't even look like an athlete!"
* His description of the basic Atari ''Football'' game:
--> "Not this Madden shit. Just plain ass normal everyday no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish, no quarterback, dimeback, Music/{{Nickelback}}, simple, ordinary, unembellished, unmistakeable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an '''atom bomb'''! One compound word: it's motherfuckin', goddamned, sons-of-bitchin', fuck, fuck, fuckin' FOOTBALL!! '''UNH!!'''" (slams the cartridge in)
** And after all that dramatic build-up, he proclaims, "And it's one of the worst games I've ever played in my life."
** His total spaz-out at scoring a touchdown, wearing a beer helmet.
* His reaction to the overhead view in Boxing.
-->"What is this, [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Geodude]] fighting [[VideoGame/GameAndWatch Mr. Game]] [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros & Watch]] in the middle of a baseball field?"
* When playing ''Home Run'' for Atari 2600:
-->"Even though I know nothing about sports, I can tell you one thing: there's only one pitcher in baseball!"
* The look on the Nerd's face when he loads Golf and Miniature Golf.
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[[folder:Ikari Warriors]]
* I can't quite tell if it's {{corpsing}}, but AVGN openly sniggering behind his game controller during Kyle's "scrotum guns" song is a cracker.
** You can actually hear him crack up after the line "You motherfucking Nintendo dork"
** On that note, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TgvdKnQbDI the entire damn song]].
* The whole episode is hilarious. It's a departure from form, but the Kyle/James dynamic works very well and makes for some hilarious moments, and it will hopefully be explored further in the future. Regarding the song, the absolute funniest line has to be:
-->"Pink motherfucking tanks... they're making love to all the scrotum guns... it's a different part in the game, you haven't noticed it yet, but it's a level that's hidden... just trust me."
* Kyle Justin's skeleton (complete with hat and guitar) appearing behind the couch as the Nerd snaps.
* When Kyle shoots himself with the Zapper, the AVGN tries to use the "A-B-B-A" code to revive him, causing Kyle to spawn [[TeleFrag inside the couch]].
** The "A-B-B-A" code use in this episode was the ultimate brick joke: there were numerous shots of Kyle Justin as a skeleton that could be seen in previous episodes (the guitar being a dead giveaway) and when the nerd needs someone to play the game with him, he brings Kyle and the theme back to the show with the "A-B-B-A".
--> '''Kyle''': Looks like someone needs a favor.
* The Face the nerd makes when Kyle says "Don't be stupid, shit goes through there."
* [[Film/BatmanTheMovie "Somedays you just can't get rid of a bomb."]]
* The final level features soldiers that swim underwater and explode once they get too close to the player(s). When asked how to deal with them, Kyle responds with this non-sequitur:
-->"Throw milk at them... Just try it...it might work..."
* When Kyle's character first gets stuck inside of a rock.
-->'''Kyle:''' Just kill me.
-->'''Nerd:''' I'm trying! That's what I'm trying to do!
-->'''Kyle:''' No. Kill me for real.
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[[folder:Toxic Crusaders]]
* Creator/{{Troma}}'s Creator/LloydKaufman appears. And he's so [[CloudCuckoolander incoherent]] you can't help but laugh. Even James/The Nerd [[{{Corpsing}} can't help it]] and just bursts out laughing at Lloyd's antics.
* When the Nerd complains about having to have to press the Select button to attack stronger, Kaufman says it's to emulate the mark of the devil.
* At the end, Lloyd starts to emulate Nerd in his own way with his own insults, resulting with him in anger so much, in classic Troma fashion, [[spoiler:that he takes a diarrhea dump on the NES cartridge, with the smell making the Nerd vomit as much as Lloyd's shitting.]]
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[[folder:Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure]]
* When the Nerd gets fed up with trying to figure out blindly where to go, he decides to look for his Nintendo Power by jumping and slamming into his game cabinets.[[note]](In the game, certain items are hidden in trees and other objects on the map, and the only way to find them is by jumping into them.)[[/note]]
* He later shows off a few examples of the items needed to rescue the historical figures and bring them back to their own time. UsefulNotes/{{Cleopatra|VII}} requires a credit card, and the one presented by the Nerd is made out to one "[[RunningGag Fred Fuchs.]]"
* His ImagineSpot of the time rebels mentioned in the game. Two of the Time Rebels were voiced by Rolfe and Kevin Finn.
* His reaction when he discovers the GuideDangIt solution to the time circuit:
-->'''Nerd''': " '''You've GOT to be kidding me! It's all the way out THERE?! Who would know to do that?!''' "
* His epic rant at the end, he's so horrified by how awful the game is that he comes back twice for more rants.
-->'''Nerd''': "This game is diarrhea coming out of an old woman's bleeding vagina! It's fucking TERRIBLE! What were (LJN) ''thinking?!'' Well, I know...they ''weren't'' thinking!"
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[[folder:Tiger Electronic Games]]
* "It's proof that Jesus died in vain and legally changed His middle name to Fucking!"
* The [[WebVideo/YouKnowWhatsBullshit Bullshit Man]]'s cameo.
* And immediately before that, when he brings up the ''Batman Returns'' wrist game:
--> "Wait, I can't get it open. Good."
* From the end of the review, the Nerd asks what Tiger was thinking when they designed the R-Zone.
-->'''Nerd''': "I know what I'm thinking. [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment I might carve a giraffe out of wood and decorate it with Christmas lights so I can put it up in an albatross nest.]] [''{{beat}}''] [[LampshadeHanging Did you expect me to say]] [[NonSequitur that]]? Probably not."
* The Nerd's [[GoMadFromTheRevelation breakdown]] after playing the Batman wristwatch game.
-->'''Nerd''': "Sixty-four bits. Thirty-two bits. Sixteen bits. Eight bits. Four bits, two bits, ONE BIT, HALF BIT, QUARTER BIT! [[LargeHam THE WRIST GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!]]"
* The look on the Nerd's face as he plays the wrist game.
--> '''Nerd''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis What. The. Ass.]]
* "Some people ask questions like, 'Are video games art?' I got a better one: 'Are Tiger games video games?'"
* The Nerd says that the only thing worse than the ''Street Fighter 2'' Tiger game is the board game...[[LogicalFallacies and then immediately says even that's better]].
* The Nerd saying that Tiger ended up copying Nintendo all the time, before bringing up the R-Zone. And claims that the kid in the adverts was screaming in pain and terror.
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[[folder:Alien 3]]
* The Nerd wonders if the game will be scary enough for Halloween. Then he notices a [[Creator/LJNToys familiar rainbow]].
--> '''Nerd''': Okay! Now, it just got fucking scary!
* This bit of HypocriticalHumor.
--> '''Nerd''': And how shameless is that? To do something, to promote something else? ''(covers his mouth and mumbles)'' ''Monster Madness''.
* [[Franchise/RipleysBelieveItOrNot "Ripley's Believe It Or Go Fuck Yourself"]]
* "'Quality Ass?' This game is quality ass!"
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[[folder:AVGN Games!]]
* He says that the reason it took him so long before he finally played ''The Angry Video Game'' (which he knew of since 2008) is because he was [[LoadsAndLoadsOfLoading loading it on the Commodore 64.]]
* His response to his character's gravestone in ''The Angry Video Game''.
--> '''Nerd''': Is that going to be my epitaph? "Fuck"?!
* When he realizes that all the things he hates in ''The Angry Video Game'' are based on things he complained about:
--> '''Nerd''': This game is all my fault. ''({{face palm}}s)''
* When he's beating up his character in ''AVGN KO Boxing'':
--> '''Nerd''': Take that Nerd! Me.
* WebVideo/BoardJames's cameo.
** Some of the cards in ''Angry Video Game Nerd TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}}''.
** Apparently, Board James got out of jail by using the "Get out of jail free" card.
** When the Nerd mentions that Board James was in jail for killing his friends, James suddenly goes into an outburst before flipping the Nerd and leaving. The fact that the ''Nerd'' of all people is so calm during this really sells it.
* The Nerd comments on the other playable characters in ''AVGN Adventures''. His reaction to [[DemBones Guitar Guy]] is an annoyed "Is that guy dead ''again''?", and his reaction to Mike is "Who is the fuck is Mike? I don't know anyone like that!"
* The Nerd gets frustrated with ''AVGN Adventures''. He has a flashback montage of him destroying the cartridges of games that have pissed him off in the past, and looks ready to destroy this one, but realizes that it's a downloadable PC game, so there's no cartridge to destroy. All he can do is just delete the file and say "Take that, game!"
* He also discovers [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEz0IoffV9g&t=16m29s they programmed in]] [[UnwinnableByDesign the ridiculous trap]] he imagined during Super Pitfall, [[HeelRealization and deeply regrets it]], since he can't blame anyone but himself for its existence.
* After the Nerd experiences many frustrating deaths in ''AVGN Adventures'':
--> '''Nerd:''' Okay, whoever came up with this is-\\
'''In-Game Nerd:''' Whoever came up this level is an asshole!!\\
'''Nerd:''' Exactly. It read my mind. They're an asshole. Which means the asshole who made this game ''acknowledged'' that they're an asshole, and that I'd ''call'' them an asshole! ({{Beat}}) You asshole.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Wish List]]
* The Nerd imitating Waldo's walk cycle at the end of the first part.
* The ending of the second part. The Nerd plays ''Spider-Man & Venom: Maximum Carnage'', and judges it to be a decent game. Not ''great'', [[SoOkayItsAverage but not bad either]]. He's happy to find a Spider-Man game that ''isn't'' total shit and checks the game box to find out who made it. When he sees [[spoiler:the [[BigBad LJN]] logo]], he [[GoMadFromTheRevelation Goes Mad from the Revelation]].
* When playing ''Bubsy 3D'', lamenting Bubsy's voice:
-->'''Bubsy''': Look! An arrow! Aren't these game designers wonderful?!
-->'''Nerd''': Yeah, I bet they thought they were clever.
* His closing comments on ''Bubsy 3D'':
-->'''Nerd''': Overall, this game just feels unfinished, and what I really mean is that it's like it was barely started at all! I thought this was a prototype of some sort, not an actual finished game that got released in stores. It's a pile of junk!
** "Most of the games I own are junk! I'm hoarding junk! I surrounded myself with fucking garbage!"
* The Nerd describing the host of Skate or Die as Rodney Dangerfield with a mohawk.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Big Rigs Over The Road Racing]]
* The [[TotallyRadical fictional commercial]] that the Nerd makes about the game. Particularly in how it advertises the game's glitches as features:
--> '''Man''': Off-road traction! More power for non-stop driving action!
--> '''Man''': Over-the-road racing! Above the road, under the road -- ''who knows?!''
--> '''Man''': Never lose a race again! You're always winner!
--> '''Man''': Engines equipped with quantum-phasing molecular mechanics to pass through solid objects so as to not interrupt the racing experience! Nothing stands in your way!
--> '''Man''': Rear-spinning tires with warp-drive velocity for interdimensional exploring! Leave the game behind and exceed the boundaries of existence!
** And after all that, the man in the commercial hilariously sums the game up with this statement:
--> '''Man''': Driving around in fuckin' trucks!
** '''''[[TitleScream "BIIIIIIG MOOOO-THHHAAAA-FFU-CKIIN' RIIIIIIIIGGGSSSS!"]]''''' [[labelnote:*]]"Big Rigs."[[/labelnote]]
** The disclaimer at the end of the "commercial": [[AC: Big Rigs may be hazardous to your health. Not intended for children or adults.]]
*** And it's apparently being sold at [[RunningGag Fucho Land]].
* The Nerd completely loses it when he sees the infamous "You're Winner!" screen.
** In the "fixed" version, when the opponent truck actually moves, he hopes to see "You're a lose" as the lose graphic.
* When ranting that it actually got sold in stores:
--> '''AVGN''': It couldn't have been sold in stores! But apparently, it did. This is the box! It came in a box! And it was rated by the ESRB! Somebody from the ESRB looked at this game and gave it a rating. I know it's not their job to judge the quality of the game but somebody looked at it and thought "Wow, this is shit, but, 'E.'"
* The ending.
--> '''AVGN''': Well, there's one last thing to find out. How fast can you go in reverse. Let's push the limits. *Truck launches upwards to [[MindScrew land in the ground]]* The truck's fucking the ground. *white points overlayed on the screen* That noise! That noise, how high can it go?! *the background is now showing white points extending, as if entering hyperspace* Light speed. *background changes once again* [[Film/{{Spaceballs}} Ludicrous speed! *plaid background* We've gone to plaid!]] *background changes yet again, AVGN screams and the background switches back to hyperspace-like* Can't take anymore! We gotta stop! *releases down button, only to be thrown backwards with great force*
** There are several reaction shots from his cat, as though it's thinking, "Oh, Lord, what did the human get into now?"
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Desert Bus]]
* The Nerd, while playing the infamous driving minigame, goes to take a sip of his beer...only to stop himself and realize that he shouldn't, since he's "driving".
** Just after this, he hangs an air freshener in the corner of the screen. It stays there for the majority of the review.
* "Entertaining himself" by pressing B to open the bus door.
* The Nerd's reaction to the Start button activating the bus's horn rather than pausing the game.
--> '''Nerd:''' They even mention it in the manual! "It's not an oversight, does your life have a pause button?"
* The Nerd's reaction to seeing that [[spoiler: the Castlevania II Redaction added a hint about the red gem and the tornado he complained about in the pilot. He can't believe what he's seeing.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Adventures of Bayou Billy/The Punisher]]
Second crossover episode with Pat the NES Punk[[/note]]
* Pat tries to defend LJN by mentioning a good game they made (contrary to the Nerd's belief) called ''T&C Surf Designs'', which featured a character named Kool Kat, which was essentially a cat wearing a tuxedo. The Nerd finally flips and yells "FUCK LJN AND FUCK TUXEDO CAT!", but then adds "Alright, Tuxedo Cat was pretty cool."
* When Pat mentions the ''ET'' game, the Nerd seems visibly discomforted and asks that Pat doesn't "speak its name". He then retorts, "Don't make, like, a big production out of it." They then look at the camera and the Nerd begins to nod...
* Pat's awkward dance to the in-game music. Even when the Nerd asks that he stops, he eventually finds himself jamming along.
* When Pat asks why the Nerd isn't wearing gear like a hat or a vest to resemble Bayou Billy, the Nerd responds...
-->'''Nerd''': I tried!...I ordered it on [=eBay=], it didn't come yet!
** Pat then bursts into laughter...then he realizes the Nerd wasn't kidding.
* After the Nerd comments on a set of heavily-built enemies throwing rocks around, Pat drops [[IncrediblyLamePun a cheesy pun]].
-->'''Pat''': Boy, they sure rocked your world!
** The Nerd then asks if Pat wants a knuckle sandwich, and then Pat nonchalantly asks, "Is it as good as pork roll?" You can practically see the Nerd trying not to laugh.
* After Bayou Billy is killed by a crocodile, Pat adds [[IncrediblyLamePun "I guess he'll sea you later"]], [[DontExplainTheJoke then proceeds to go into an unnecessarily deep analysis about the pun.]]
-->'''Nerd''': Why did I invite you over?
* When Pat attempts to play ''Bayou Billy'', he suffers the same numerous deaths as the Nerd, but instead of swearing, he says [[UnusualEuphemism "Fluff...fluff...FLUFFER NUTTER!"]]
* The ending.
-->'''Nerd''': Alright, ''Bayou Billy''. That's the game. See? I'd rather have a gator chew up my scrotum! It's a fucking piece of shit, it's--it's ass, it's--
-->'''Pat''': So you're saying it's below average?
-->'''Nerd''': ...Yeah, you could say that.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Beetlejuice]]
* The Nerd comparing the game to Betelguese, the star.
* Throughout the review, the Nerd gives vulgar names to various problems, such as Freeform Fuckery, but when he talks about the mismatched music, he just gives it the name "[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Bad Music]]."
* [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext "To get a cloud to move, I had to get a skeleton to shoot a fireball at a beehive!"]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Twelve Days of Shitsmas]]
[[AC:Tagin' Dragon]]
[[AC:Series/{{ALF}}]]
[[AC:VideoGame/CrazyBus]]
* The entirety of the review, especially his facial expressions upon playing the game.
-->'''Nerd''': It would be more fun to stare at a wall! I have a whole new appreciation for ''[[VideoGame/PennAndTellersSmokeAndMirrors Desert Bus]]''! ''VideoGame/BigRigs'' is more exciting than this shit! This broke the shit scale! Th-this is a whole new higher level: first there's poop, then there's shit, and then there's... '''DEFECATION'''!
** The moment when he randomly falls over on his side while playing.
[[AC:WesternAnimation/RenAndStimpy Fire Dogs]]
[[AC:WesternAnimation/RockyAndBullwinkle]]
[[AC:[[Creator/MaryKateAndAshleyOlsen Mary-Kate and Ashley]] "Get a Clue"]]
[[AC:V.I.P. with Creator/PamelaAnderson]]
[[AC:Film/LethalWeapon]]
* The last part of the review details how you 'change' characters by ''walking off-screen''. Nerd gets sick of this and leaves much in the same way. [[spoiler:He gets replaced by Mike Matei who simply says, "I'm getting too old for this shit."]]
[[AC:Film/{{Porkys}}]]
* The Nerd's laconic description of this video game adaptation.
-->'''Nerd''': "What an experience Peewee had. Can you imagine the story he has to tell? 'I was walking down the street, narrowly avoiding a speedboat, a submarine on wheels, a parade of naked Dr. Seuss characters, rabid pigs, dudes in cars, I fell into a pond where I swung around on a pole and built a ladder up to a girls' locker room shower where this weird blobby ghost tried to GRAB MY DICK, I DROPPED A BUNCH OF PYRO EQUIPMENT DOWN THE SAME HOLE THAT LEADS TO THE POND, BUT SOMEHOW ENDED UP ON A BUNCH OF SCAFFOLDING WHERE I WENT AND FINISHED IT ALL OFF WITH A '''''BOOM!!!!!''''''"
[[AC:Mattel [=HyperScan=]]]
* The Nerd constantly waiting for the system to load. (There's even a timer timing the loading process in real time. The end time is 1:02:23 - just over a minute.) This is enough time for him to look around his room, [[CallBack spotting things from previous episodes]].
** One of the Nerd's complaints is the inconsistent volume between the games. He is seen turning up the volume for a game that happened to be very quiet, and he then switches the game out for a ''WesternAnimation/BenTen'' game...which happened to be very loud.
[[/folder]]
[[foldercontrol]]
[[folder:Schwarzenegger Games]]
* "Whoever programmed this game should eat a bowl of fuck! I think this game was programmed by the Assholians from the Planet Ass!"
* "The best part in the game is when you go into a movie theater and watch the movie that the game is based on. It's just a credit crawl for all the game designers to laugh in your face. I miss Fred Fuchs."
* "Wanna know the basics? Check this out. A and B both attack. That's fine, but to jump, you press Up. That's pretty shitty already, but that's not all. What do you think happens when you press Down? Take a guess. You think duck? Heh heh heh, ''NO''. It '''JUMPS'''! You press ''DOWN'' to JUMP! Whoever came up with that idea is a real cocksucker...[[ShapedLikeItself that sucks cock.]]"
* "This game will turn you into a sexual tyrannosaur. Like me."
* "In addition to the enemy soldiers, you must also face scorpions which you can stand on and they take you for a ride. But only the green scorpions. What, you thought you could ride on a red scorpion? What are you, crazy?"
* [[SpitTake "Big Mode."]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Ghosts N Goblins]]
* He tops it off by fighting the cartridge itself RPG-style. Even better is he makes use of several F-bomb tropes.
* "I did it! I beat two Satans!... in my underwear!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Atari Sports]]
* The Nerd's rants on Football. It...[[{{Pun}} yeah, it drove him mad.]]
-->"Back to football video games. Madden Madden Madden. Madden 91. Madden 92. Madden 93. Madden 94. Madden 95. Madden 96. Madden 97. Madden 98. Madden 99. Madden 2000. Madden 2001. Madden 2002. Madden 2003. Who the FUCK is John Madden any way?! He doesn't even look like an athlete!"
* His description of the basic Atari ''Football'' game:
--> "Not this Madden shit. Just plain ass normal everyday no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the referee's pet goldfish, no quarterback, dimeback, Music/{{Nickelback}}, simple, ordinary, unembellished, unmistakeable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an '''atom bomb'''! One compound word: it's motherfuckin', goddamned, sons-of-bitchin', fuck, fuck, fuckin' FOOTBALL!! '''UNH!!'''" (slams the cartridge in)
** And after all that dramatic build-up, he proclaims, "And it's one of the worst games I've ever played in my life."
** His total spaz-out at scoring a touchdown, wearing a beer helmet.
* His reaction to the overhead view in Boxing.
-->"What is this, [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Geodude]] fighting [[VideoGame/GameAndWatch Mr. Game]] [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros & Watch]] in the middle of a baseball field?"
* When playing ''Home Run'' for Atari 2600:
-->"Even though I know nothing about sports, I can tell you one thing: there's only one pitcher in baseball!"
* The look on the Nerd's face when he loads Golf and Miniature Golf.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Ikari Warriors]]
* I can't quite tell if it's {{corpsing}}, but AVGN openly sniggering behind his game controller during Kyle's "scrotum guns" song is a cracker.
** You can actually hear him crack up after the line "You motherfucking Nintendo dork"
** On that note, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TgvdKnQbDI the entire damn song]].
* The whole episode is hilarious. It's a departure from form, but the Kyle/James dynamic works very well and makes for some hilarious moments, and it will hopefully be explored further in the future. Regarding the song, the absolute funniest line has to be:
-->"Pink motherfucking tanks... they're making love to all the scrotum guns... it's a different part in the game, you haven't noticed it yet, but it's a level that's hidden... just trust me."
* Kyle Justin's skeleton (complete with hat and guitar) appearing behind the couch as the Nerd snaps.
* When Kyle shoots himself with the Zapper, the AVGN tries to use the "A-B-B-A" code to revive him, causing Kyle to spawn [[TeleFrag inside the couch]].
** The "A-B-B-A" code use in this episode was the ultimate brick joke: there were numerous shots of Kyle Justin as a skeleton that could be seen in previous episodes (the guitar being a dead giveaway) and when the nerd needs someone to play the game with him, he brings Kyle and the theme back to the show with the "A-B-B-A".
--> '''Kyle''': Looks like someone needs a favor.
* The Face the nerd makes when Kyle says "Don't be stupid, shit goes through there."
* [[Film/BatmanTheMovie "Somedays you just can't get rid of a bomb."]]
* The final level features soldiers that swim underwater and explode once they get too close to the player(s). When asked how to deal with them, Kyle responds with this non-sequitur:
-->"Throw milk at them... Just try it...it might work..."
* When Kyle's character first gets stuck inside of a rock.
-->'''Kyle:''' Just kill me.
-->'''Nerd:''' I'm trying! That's what I'm trying to do!
-->'''Kyle:''' No. Kill me for real.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Toxic Crusaders]]
* Creator/{{Troma}}'s Creator/LloydKaufman appears. And he's so [[CloudCuckoolander incoherent]] you can't help but laugh. Even James/The Nerd [[{{Corpsing}} can't help it]] and just bursts out laughing at Lloyd's antics.
* When the Nerd complains about having to have to press the Select button to attack stronger, Kaufman says it's to emulate the mark of the devil.
* At the end, Lloyd starts to emulate Nerd in his own way with his own insults, resulting with him in anger so much, in classic Troma fashion, [[spoiler:that he takes a diarrhea dump on the NES cartridge, with the smell making the Nerd vomit as much as Lloyd's shitting.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure]]
* When the Nerd gets fed up with trying to figure out blindly where to go, he decides to look for his Nintendo Power by jumping and slamming into his game cabinets.[[note]](In the game, certain items are hidden in trees and other objects on the map, and the only way to find them is by jumping into them.)[[/note]]
* He later shows off a few examples of the items needed to rescue the historical figures and bring them back to their own time. UsefulNotes/{{Cleopatra|VII}} requires a credit card, and the one presented by the Nerd is made out to one "[[RunningGag Fred Fuchs.]]"
* His ImagineSpot of the time rebels mentioned in the game. Two of the Time Rebels were voiced by Rolfe and Kevin Finn.
* His reaction when he discovers the GuideDangIt solution to the time circuit:
-->'''Nerd''': " '''You've GOT to be kidding me! It's all the way out THERE?! Who would know to do that?!''' "
* His epic rant at the end, he's so horrified by how awful the game is that he comes back twice for more rants.
-->'''Nerd''': "This game is diarrhea coming out of an old woman's bleeding vagina! It's fucking TERRIBLE! What were (LJN) ''thinking?!'' Well, I know...they ''weren't'' thinking!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Tiger Electronic Games]]
* "It's proof that Jesus died in vain and legally changed His middle name to Fucking!"
* The [[WebVideo/YouKnowWhatsBullshit Bullshit Man]]'s cameo.
* And immediately before that, when he brings up the ''Batman Returns'' wrist game:
--> "Wait, I can't get it open. Good."
* From the end of the review, the Nerd asks what Tiger was thinking when they designed the R-Zone.
-->'''Nerd''': "I know what I'm thinking. [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment I might carve a giraffe out of wood and decorate it with Christmas lights so I can put it up in an albatross nest.]] [''{{beat}}''] [[LampshadeHanging Did you expect me to say]] [[NonSequitur that]]? Probably not."
* The Nerd's [[GoMadFromTheRevelation breakdown]] after playing the Batman wristwatch game.
-->'''Nerd''': "Sixty-four bits. Thirty-two bits. Sixteen bits. Eight bits. Four bits, two bits, ONE BIT, HALF BIT, QUARTER BIT! [[LargeHam THE WRIST GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!]]"
* The look on the Nerd's face as he plays the wrist game.
--> '''Nerd''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis What. The. Ass.]]
* "Some people ask questions like, 'Are video games art?' I got a better one: 'Are Tiger games video games?'"
* The Nerd says that the only thing worse than the ''Street Fighter 2'' Tiger game is the board game...[[LogicalFallacies and then immediately says even that's better]].
* The Nerd saying that Tiger ended up copying Nintendo all the time, before bringing up the R-Zone. And claims that the kid in the adverts was screaming in pain and terror.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Alien 3]]
* The Nerd wonders if the game will be scary enough for Halloween. Then he notices a [[Creator/LJNToys familiar rainbow]].
--> '''Nerd''': Okay! Now, it just got fucking scary!
* This bit of HypocriticalHumor.
--> '''Nerd''': And how shameless is that? To do something, to promote something else? ''(covers his mouth and mumbles)'' ''Monster Madness''.
* [[Franchise/RipleysBelieveItOrNot "Ripley's Believe It Or Go Fuck Yourself"]]
* "'Quality Ass?' This game is quality ass!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:AVGN Games!]]
* He says that the reason it took him so long before he finally played ''The Angry Video Game'' (which he knew of since 2008) is because he was [[LoadsAndLoadsOfLoading loading it on the Commodore 64.]]
* His response to his character's gravestone in ''The Angry Video Game''.
--> '''Nerd''': Is that going to be my epitaph? "Fuck"?!
* When he realizes that all the things he hates in ''The Angry Video Game'' are based on things he complained about:
--> '''Nerd''': This game is all my fault. ''({{face palm}}s)''
* When he's beating up his character in ''AVGN KO Boxing'':
--> '''Nerd''': Take that Nerd! Me.
* WebVideo/BoardJames's cameo.
** Some of the cards in ''Angry Video Game Nerd TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}}''.
** Apparently, Board James got out of jail by using the "Get out of jail free" card.
** When the Nerd mentions that Board James was in jail for killing his friends, James suddenly goes into an outburst before flipping the Nerd and leaving. The fact that the ''Nerd'' of all people is so calm during this really sells it.
* The Nerd comments on the other playable characters in ''AVGN Adventures''. His reaction to [[DemBones Guitar Guy]] is an annoyed "Is that guy dead ''again''?", and his reaction to Mike is "Who is the fuck is Mike? I don't know anyone like that!"
* The Nerd gets frustrated with ''AVGN Adventures''. He has a flashback montage of him destroying the cartridges of games that have pissed him off in the past, and looks ready to destroy this one, but realizes that it's a downloadable PC game, so there's no cartridge to destroy. All he can do is just delete the file and say "Take that, game!"
* He also discovers [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEz0IoffV9g&t=16m29s they programmed in]] [[UnwinnableByDesign the ridiculous trap]] he imagined during Super Pitfall, [[HeelRealization and deeply regrets it]], since he can't blame anyone but himself for its existence.
* After the Nerd experiences many frustrating deaths in ''AVGN Adventures'':
--> '''Nerd:''' Okay, whoever came up with this is-\\
'''In-Game Nerd:''' Whoever came up this level is an asshole!!\\
'''Nerd:''' Exactly. It read my mind. They're an asshole. Which means the asshole who made this game ''acknowledged'' that they're an asshole, and that I'd ''call'' them an asshole! ({{Beat}}) You asshole.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Wish List]]
* The Nerd imitating Waldo's walk cycle at the end of the first part.
* The ending of the second part. The Nerd plays ''Spider-Man & Venom: Maximum Carnage'', and judges it to be a decent game. Not ''great'', [[SoOkayItsAverage but not bad either]]. He's happy to find a Spider-Man game that ''isn't'' total shit and checks the game box to find out who made it. When he sees [[spoiler:the [[BigBad LJN]] logo]], he [[GoMadFromTheRevelation Goes Mad from the Revelation]].
* When playing ''Bubsy 3D'', lamenting Bubsy's voice:
-->'''Bubsy''': Look! An arrow! Aren't these game designers wonderful?!
-->'''Nerd''': Yeah, I bet they thought they were clever.
* His closing comments on ''Bubsy 3D'':
-->'''Nerd''': Overall, this game just feels unfinished, and what I really mean is that it's like it was barely started at all! I thought this was a prototype of some sort, not an actual finished game that got released in stores. It's a pile of junk!
** "Most of the games I own are junk! I'm hoarding junk! I surrounded myself with fucking garbage!"
* The Nerd describing the host of Skate or Die as Rodney Dangerfield with a mohawk.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Big Rigs Over The Road Racing]]
* The [[TotallyRadical fictional commercial]] that the Nerd makes about the game. Particularly in how it advertises the game's glitches as features:
--> '''Man''': Off-road traction! More power for non-stop driving action!
--> '''Man''': Over-the-road racing! Above the road, under the road -- ''who knows?!''
--> '''Man''': Never lose a race again! You're always winner!
--> '''Man''': Engines equipped with quantum-phasing molecular mechanics to pass through solid objects so as to not interrupt the racing experience! Nothing stands in your way!
--> '''Man''': Rear-spinning tires with warp-drive velocity for interdimensional exploring! Leave the game behind and exceed the boundaries of existence!
** And after all that, the man in the commercial hilariously sums the game up with this statement:
--> '''Man''': Driving around in fuckin' trucks!
** '''''[[TitleScream "BIIIIIIG MOOOO-THHHAAAA-FFU-CKIIN' RIIIIIIIIGGGSSSS!"]]''''' [[labelnote:*]]"Big Rigs."[[/labelnote]]
** The disclaimer at the end of the "commercial": [[AC: Big Rigs may be hazardous to your health. Not intended for children or adults.]]
*** And it's apparently being sold at [[RunningGag Fucho Land]].
* The Nerd completely loses it when he sees the infamous "You're Winner!" screen.
** In the "fixed" version, when the opponent truck actually moves, he hopes to see "You're a lose" as the lose graphic.
* When ranting that it actually got sold in stores:
--> '''AVGN''': It couldn't have been sold in stores! But apparently, it did. This is the box! It came in a box! And it was rated by the ESRB! Somebody from the ESRB looked at this game and gave it a rating. I know it's not their job to judge the quality of the game but somebody looked at it and thought "Wow, this is shit, but, 'E.'"
* The ending.
--> '''AVGN''': Well, there's one last thing to find out. How fast can you go in reverse. Let's push the limits. *Truck launches upwards to [[MindScrew land in the ground]]* The truck's fucking the ground. *white points overlayed on the screen* That noise! That noise, how high can it go?! *the background is now showing white points extending, as if entering hyperspace* Light speed. *background changes once again* [[Film/{{Spaceballs}} Ludicrous speed! *plaid background* We've gone to plaid!]] *background changes yet again, AVGN screams and the background switches back to hyperspace-like* Can't take anymore! We gotta stop! *releases down button, only to be thrown backwards with great force*
** There are several reaction shots from his cat, as though it's thinking, "Oh, Lord, what did the human get into now?"
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Desert Bus]]
* The Nerd, while playing the infamous driving minigame, goes to take a sip of his beer...only to stop himself and realize that he shouldn't, since he's "driving".
** Just after this, he hangs an air freshener in the corner of the screen. It stays there for the majority of the review.
* "Entertaining himself" by pressing B to open the bus door.
* The Nerd's reaction to the Start button activating the bus's horn rather than pausing the game.
--> '''Nerd:''' They even mention it in the manual! "It's not an oversight, does your life have a pause button?"
* The Nerd's reaction to seeing that [[spoiler: the Castlevania II Redaction added a hint about the red gem and the tornado he complained about in the pilot. He can't believe what he's seeing.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Adventures of Bayou Billy/The Punisher]]
Second crossover episode with Pat the NES Punk[[/note]]
* Pat tries to defend LJN by mentioning a good game they made (contrary to the Nerd's belief) called ''T&C Surf Designs'', which featured a character named Kool Kat, which was essentially a cat wearing a tuxedo. The Nerd finally flips and yells "FUCK LJN AND FUCK TUXEDO CAT!", but then adds "Alright, Tuxedo Cat was pretty cool."
* When Pat mentions the ''ET'' game, the Nerd seems visibly discomforted and asks that Pat doesn't "speak its name". He then retorts, "Don't make, like, a big production out of it." They then look at the camera and the Nerd begins to nod...
* Pat's awkward dance to the in-game music. Even when the Nerd asks that he stops, he eventually finds himself jamming along.
* When Pat asks why the Nerd isn't wearing gear like a hat or a vest to resemble Bayou Billy, the Nerd responds...
-->'''Nerd''': I tried!...I ordered it on [=eBay=], it didn't come yet!
** Pat then bursts into laughter...then he realizes the Nerd wasn't kidding.
* After the Nerd comments on a set of heavily-built enemies throwing rocks around, Pat drops [[IncrediblyLamePun a cheesy pun]].
-->'''Pat''': Boy, they sure rocked your world!
** The Nerd then asks if Pat wants a knuckle sandwich, and then Pat nonchalantly asks, "Is it as good as pork roll?" You can practically see the Nerd trying not to laugh.
* After Bayou Billy is killed by a crocodile, Pat adds [[IncrediblyLamePun "I guess he'll sea you later"]], [[DontExplainTheJoke then proceeds to go into an unnecessarily deep analysis about the pun.]]
-->'''Nerd''': Why did I invite you over?
* When Pat attempts to play ''Bayou Billy'', he suffers the same numerous deaths as the Nerd, but instead of swearing, he says [[UnusualEuphemism "Fluff...fluff...FLUFFER NUTTER!"]]
* The ending.
-->'''Nerd''': Alright, ''Bayou Billy''. That's the game. See? I'd rather have a gator chew up my scrotum! It's a fucking piece of shit, it's--it's ass, it's--
-->'''Pat''': So you're saying it's below average?
-->'''Nerd''': ...Yeah, you could say that.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Beetlejuice]]
* The Nerd comparing the game to Betelguese, the star.
* Throughout the review, the Nerd gives vulgar names to various problems, such as Freeform Fuckery, but when he talks about the mismatched music, he just gives it the name "[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Bad Music]]."
* [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext "To get a cloud to move, I had to get a skeleton to shoot a fireball at a beehive!"]]
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[[folder:Twelve Days of Shitsmas]]
[[AC:Tagin' Dragon]]
[[AC:Series/{{ALF}}]]
[[AC:VideoGame/CrazyBus]]
* The entirety of the review, especially his facial expressions upon playing the game.
-->'''Nerd''': It would be more fun to stare at a wall! I have a whole new appreciation for ''[[VideoGame/PennAndTellersSmokeAndMirrors Desert Bus]]''! ''VideoGame/BigRigs'' is more exciting than this shit! This broke the shit scale! Th-this is a whole new higher level: first there's poop, then there's shit, and then there's... '''DEFECATION'''!
** The moment when he randomly falls over on his side while playing.
[[AC:WesternAnimation/RenAndStimpy Fire Dogs]]
[[AC:WesternAnimation/RockyAndBullwinkle]]
[[AC:[[Creator/MaryKateAndAshleyOlsen Mary-Kate and Ashley]] "Get a Clue"]]
[[AC:V.I.P. with Creator/PamelaAnderson]]
[[AC:Film/LethalWeapon]]
* The last part of the review details how you 'change' characters by ''walking off-screen''. Nerd gets sick of this and leaves much in the same way. [[spoiler:He gets replaced by Mike Matei who simply says, "I'm getting too old for this shit."]]
[[AC:Film/{{Porkys}}]]
* The Nerd's laconic description of this video game adaptation.
-->'''Nerd''': "What an experience Peewee had. Can you imagine the story he has to tell? 'I was walking down the street, narrowly avoiding a speedboat, a submarine on wheels, a parade of naked Dr. Seuss characters, rabid pigs, dudes in cars, I fell into a pond where I swung around on a pole and built a ladder up to a girls' locker room shower where this weird blobby ghost tried to GRAB MY DICK, I DROPPED A BUNCH OF PYRO EQUIPMENT DOWN THE SAME HOLE THAT LEADS TO THE POND, BUT SOMEHOW ENDED UP ON A BUNCH OF SCAFFOLDING WHERE I WENT AND FINISHED IT ALL OFF WITH A '''''BOOM!!!!!''''''"
[[AC:Mattel [=HyperScan=]]]
* The Nerd constantly waiting for the system to load. (There's even a timer timing the loading process in real time. The end time is 1:02:23 - just over a minute.) This is enough time for him to look around his room, [[CallBack spotting things from previous episodes]].
** One of the Nerd's complaints is the inconsistent volume between the games. He is seen turning up the volume for a game that happened to be very quiet, and he then switches the game out for a ''WesternAnimation/BenTen'' game...which happened to be very loud.
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