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** To rub salt in the wound, ''How to Win at Nintendo'' says the code has to be inputted ''right before'' the title screen. Cue the Nerd trying and failing to input the code as fast as possible before it is revealed the book is incorrect. The code has to be inputted ''during'' the title screen, and the final button in the code is "Start" and not "Select", compliments of the [[{{UsefulNotes/VCR}} VHS tape]] ''Secret Video Game Tricks, Codes, & Strategies''.

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** To rub salt in the wound, ''How to Win at Nintendo'' says the code has to be inputted ''right before'' the title screen. Cue the Nerd trying and failing to input the code as fast as possible before it is revealed the book is incorrect. The code has to be inputted ''during'' the title screen, and the final button in the code is "Start" and not "Select", compliments of the [[{{UsefulNotes/VCR}} [[{{Platform/VCR}} VHS tape]] ''Secret Video Game Tricks, Codes, & Strategies''.
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[[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerd Main]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdPilots Pilots]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonOne Season One]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTwo Season Two]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonThree Season Three]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFour Season Four]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFive Season Five]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSix Season Six]] | '''Season Seven''' | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonEight Season Eight]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonNine Season Nine]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTen Season Ten]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonEleven Season Eleven]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTwelve Season Twelve]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonThirteen Season Thirteen]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFourteen Season Fourteen]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFifteen Season Fifteen]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSixteen Season Sixteen]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSeventeen Season Seventeen]] | [[Funny/AngryVideoGameNerdTheMovie The Movie]]

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[[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerd Main]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdPilots Pilots]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonOne Season One]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTwo Season Two]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonThree Season Three]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFour Season Four]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFive Season Five]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSix Season Six]] | '''Season Seven''' | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonEight Season Eight]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonNine Season Nine]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTen Season Ten]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonEleven Season Eleven]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTwelve Season Twelve]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonThirteen Season Thirteen]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFourteen Season Fourteen]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFifteen Season Fifteen]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSixteen Season Sixteen]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSeventeen Season Seventeen]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonEighteen Season Eighteen]] | [[Funny/AngryVideoGameNerdTheMovie The Movie]]
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-->"What is this, [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Geodude]] [[JustForFun/XMeetsY fighting]] [[UsefulNotes/GameAndWatch Mr. Game]] [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros & Watch]] in the middle of a baseball field?"

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-->"What is this, [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Geodude]] [[JustForFun/XMeetsY fighting]] [[UsefulNotes/GameAndWatch [[Platform/GameAndWatch Mr. Game]] [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros & Watch]] in the middle of a baseball field?"



* For a brief moment, the Nerd plays ''Ikari Warriors 2'' and encounters an NPC that says "Welcome." However, due to the [[UsefulNotes/NintendoEntertainmentSystem NES']] severe digitised speech limitations, the Nerd mishears it and thinks it's saying "bath time."

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* For a brief moment, the Nerd plays ''Ikari Warriors 2'' and encounters an NPC that says "Welcome." However, due to the [[UsefulNotes/NintendoEntertainmentSystem [[Platform/NintendoEntertainmentSystem NES']] severe digitised speech limitations, the Nerd mishears it and thinks it's saying "bath time."



* The Nerd observing the "quality" sound in the ''VideoGame/DukeNukem3D'' port on UsefulNotes/GameCom:

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* The Nerd observing the "quality" sound in the ''VideoGame/DukeNukem3D'' port on UsefulNotes/GameCom:Platform/GameCom:



* When playing the ''Batman & Robin'' game on UsefulNotes/GameCom:

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* When playing the ''Batman & Robin'' game on UsefulNotes/GameCom:Platform/GameCom:



* When talking about the R-Zone, he mentions how Tiger copied the UsefulNotes/VirtualBoy:

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* When talking about the R-Zone, he mentions how Tiger copied the UsefulNotes/VirtualBoy:Platform/VirtualBoy:



* From the end of the review, the Nerd asks what Tiger was thinking when they designed the UsefulNotes/RZone.

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* From the end of the review, the Nerd asks what Tiger was thinking when they designed the UsefulNotes/RZone.Platform/RZone.
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* When the Nerd notes that Toxie's catchphrase "It's clean-up time!" is practically contradictory to his entire existence:
--> '''Lloyd''': You just said the word 'dick', and I don't think that's very polite.\\
'''Nerd''': (''breaks character and starts laughing once again'')
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** Saying that the catcher is so slow at retrieving the ball, that the opposing batter can run around all the bases and watch the whole ''Film/TheGodfather'' trilogy in the time it takes.

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** Saying that the catcher is so slow at retrieving the ball, that the opposing batter can run around all the bases and watch the whole ''Film/TheGodfather'' ''[[Film/TheGodfather Godfather]]'' trilogy in the time it takes.
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** The Nerd's hyped up anger is briefly interrupted and replaced with confusion when he sees the final boss.
--->"(''speaking in a bewildered tone'') --and it's a big Predator head that looks like [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Casey Jones from the Ninja Turtles]]."
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* Regarding Basketball:

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* Regarding Basketball:Atari ''Basketball'':

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** ''Footballfootballfootball!''



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* The Nerd's rants on Football. It... [[{{Pun}} Yeah, it drove him mad.]]

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* The Nerd's rants Don't even get him started on Football. It...Football:
-->"And I'm not talking about the kind of football where they actually use their foot. I mean the kind where they slam into each other like a bunch of barbarians! ''(makes a fist with his right hand and smashes it into the palm of his open left hand)'' Uhhhh! What I don't understand is: why everything is always "Bowl". What, like a toilet bowl?"
** Then he starts talking about the video games.
[[{{Pun}} Yeah, it drove him mad.]]



** The moment when the Nerd [[CanCrushingCranium crushes a beer can on his forehead.]]



* His reaction to the overhead view in Boxing.
-->"What is this, [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Geodude]] [[JustForFun/XMeetsY fighting]] [[UsefulNotes/GameAndWatch Mr. Game]] [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros & Watch]] in the middle of a baseball field?"

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* His reaction to the overhead view in Boxing.
Regarding Basketball:
-->"What is this, [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Geodude]] [[JustForFun/XMeetsY fighting]] [[UsefulNotes/GameAndWatch Mr. Game]] [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros & Watch]] in this: [[Film/WhiteMenCantJump Purple Man Can't Jump]]?"
** Comparing
the middle of a baseball field?"players stomping around to [[Music/{{Primus}} Les Claypool]] or [[Music/{{ACDC}} Angus Young]].
** Taking some satisfaction in trapping the ball in between the computer player's leg and arm.
--->"Yeah! You can't do that in ''VideoGame/NBAJam''."



* The look on the Nerd's face when he loads Golf and Miniature Golf. ''Especially'' Miniature Golf, where he [[{{Corpsing}} breaks down laughing]] trying to explain the mechanics.
-->'''Nerd:''' What the hell, man?! It's like the characters from Pong went to play golf! Ho-ho, good Lord! Oh, it's killing me! Oh, you're a square, pushing a smaller square towards another sq...(laughs) my God... I don't even know what to say about this game! Just look at it!

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* The look on the Nerd's face when he loads Golf and Miniature Golf. ''Especially'' Miniature Golf, where he [[{{Corpsing}} breaks down laughing]] trying to explain the mechanics.
-->'''Nerd:''' What the hell, man?! It's
His interpretation of ''Super Challenge Baseball'':
-->"It's
like a bunch of restroom signs got loose and started playing a game of baseball."
** Saying that
the characters from Pong went to play golf! Ho-ho, good Lord! Oh, it's killing me! Oh, you're a square, pushing a smaller square towards another sq...(laughs) my God... I don't even catcher is so slow at retrieving the ball, that the opposing batter can run around all the bases and watch the whole ''Film/TheGodfather'' trilogy in the time it takes.
** When he doesn't
know what how to say about this game! Just look at it!continue the game:
--->"[[ItMakesSenseInContext I guess I got to go]] ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext downstairs]]'' [[ItMakesSenseInContext to home plate]]."



-->'''Nerd:''' I'm not trying to be funny, he ''is'' naked. You can see all the other players wearing shirts and pants. The batter... is naked. And they gave him a dick. Maybe it's the knee? But then, where's the ''other'' knee? It's a dick. The batter is naked. Concluded.
* The moment when the Nerd [[CanCrushingCranium crushes a beer can on his forehead.]]

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-->'''Nerd:''' I'm -->"I'm not trying to be funny, he ''is'' naked. You can see all the other players wearing shirts and pants. The batter... is naked. And they gave him a dick. Maybe it's the knee? But then, where's the ''other'' knee? It's a dick. The batter is naked. Concluded.
Concluded."
* ''[=RealSports Volleyball=]'':
-->"When you bend over, you look like a harp. The sound of the ocean is like an atom bomb going off. ''(stops talking for a second to demonstrate)'' The net is like nunchucks and the sun is like VideoGame/{{Pacman}} with his mouth shut. ''(compares the two sprites)'' In fact, it is."
* His reaction to the overhead view in Boxing.
-->"What is this, [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Geodude]] [[JustForFun/XMeetsY fighting]] [[UsefulNotes/GameAndWatch Mr. Game]] [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros & Watch]] in the middle of a baseball field?"
* Him cracking up at the visuals in ''Pelé's Soccer'':
-->"Oh my god! Oh man. Which one is Pelé...? Let me guess: the round one."
* The moment look on the Nerd's face when he loads Golf and Miniature Golf. ''Especially'' Miniature Golf, where he [[{{Corpsing}} breaks down laughing]] trying to explain the Nerd [[CanCrushingCranium crushes mechanics.
-->'''Nerd:''' What the hell, man?! It's like the characters from Pong went to play golf! Ho-ho, good Lord! Oh, it's killing me! Oh, you're
a beer can on his forehead.]]square, pushing a smaller square towards another sq...(laughs) my God... I don't even know what to say about this game! Just look at it!

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* "Whoever programmed this game should eat a bowl of fuck! I think this game was programmed by the Assholians from the Planet Ass!"
* When reviewing ''Total Recall'': "Come to think of it, I just realized you're playing an NES game where you shoot your wife. I can see that going over well with the parents. "Hey, son, what are you playing?" ''(falsetto)'' "I'm playing Nintendo!" ''(normal)'' "Oh, that's nice." ''(falsetto)'' "Yeah, I just shot my wife!"
* "The best part in the game is when you go into a movie theater and watch the movie that the game is based on. It's just a credit crawl for all the game designers to laugh in your face. I miss Fred Fuchs."
* "With a cerebral plot like Total Recall, that's not such an easy adaptation to make. There's so many scenes from that movie that left an impression on me since I was a kid. It was one of the first R-rated movies I've ever seen. I remember the alien with the three tits, and the guy coming out of the stomach, and the eyeballs popping out on the surface of Mars, and Arnold trying to rip that tracking device out through his nose! If you're expecting to see any of that in the game... [[{{Pun}} then you're just out of your mind."]]
* "Wanna know the basics? Check this out. A and B both attack. That's fine, but to jump, you press Up. That's pretty shitty already, but that's not all. What do you think happens when you press Down? Take a guess. You think duck? Heh heh heh, ''NO''. It '''JUMPS'''! ''*extreme close-up of his grimacing face*'' You press ''DOWN'' to JUMP! Whoever came up with that idea is a real cocksucker...[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment that sucks cock.]]"
--> '''Nerd:''' Imagine having bought this game for ''50 dollars'' and getting stuck in the first five minutes!
* Kyle Justin's skeleton (complete with hat and guitar) appearing behind the couch as the Nerd snaps.
* After giving up on ''Conan the Barbarian'': "Who'd wanna play it anyway? I'd rather have a sasquatch sit its ass on my face and shoot diarrhea down my throat! [[MandatoryLine I'm dead fucking serious. What a shitload of fuck. What were they thinking.]]"
* The first thing he sees when he turns on ''Predator'' for the NES, is Arnold's character dressed in pink:

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* ** "Whoever programmed this game should eat a bowl of fuck! I think this game was programmed by the Assholians from the Planet Ass!"
* ** When reviewing ''Total Recall'': "Come to think of it, I just realized you're playing an NES game where you shoot your wife. I can see that going over well with the parents. "Hey, son, what are you playing?" ''(falsetto)'' "I'm playing Nintendo!" ''(normal)'' "Oh, that's nice." ''(falsetto)'' "Yeah, I just shot my wife!"
* ** "The best part in the game is when you go into a movie theater and watch the movie that the game is based on. It's just a credit crawl for all the game designers to laugh in your face. I miss Fred Fuchs."
* ** "With a cerebral plot like Total Recall, that's not such an easy adaptation to make. There's so many scenes from that movie that left an impression on me since I was a kid. It was one of the first R-rated movies I've ever seen. I remember the alien with the three tits, and the guy coming out of the stomach, and the eyeballs popping out on the surface of Mars, and Arnold trying to rip that tracking device out through his nose! If you're expecting to see any of that in the game... [[{{Pun}} then you're just out of your mind."]]
* "Wanna Learning how to play ''Franchise/ConanTheBarbarian'' on the [=NES=]:
-->"Wanna
know the basics? Check this out. A and B both attack. That's fine, but to jump, you press Up. That's pretty shitty already, but that's not all. What do you think happens when you press Down? Take a guess. You think duck? Heh heh heh, ''NO''. It '''JUMPS'''! ''*extreme close-up of his grimacing face*'' You press ''DOWN'' to JUMP! Whoever came up with that idea is a real cocksucker...[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment that sucks cock.]]"
--> '''Nerd:''' Imagine ** "Imagine having bought this game for ''50 dollars'' and getting stuck in the first five minutes!
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minutes!"
**
Kyle Justin's skeleton (complete with hat and guitar) appearing behind the couch as the Nerd snaps.
* ** After giving up on ''Conan the Barbarian'': up: "Who'd wanna play it anyway? I'd rather have a sasquatch sit its ass on my face and shoot diarrhea down my throat! [[MandatoryLine I'm dead fucking serious. What a shitload of fuck. What were they thinking.]]"
* The first thing he sees when he turns on ''Predator'' ''Film/{{Predator}}'' for the NES, is Arnold's character NES is: Dutch dressed in pink:pink.



--->"The graphics are as ugly and dirty as this game's mom. This game sucks so bad, the enemy soldiers commit suicide. (as he says this, two enemy soldiers hop right off of a cliff)

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--->"The --->"[[YourMom The graphics are as ugly and dirty as this game's mom.mom]]. This game sucks so bad, the enemy soldiers commit suicide. (as ''(as he says this, two enemy soldiers hop right off of a cliff)cliff)''
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* The Nerd comments on the other playable characters in ''AVGN Adventures''. His reaction to [[DemBones Guitar Guy]] is an annoyed "Is that guy dead ''again''?", and his reaction to Mike is "Who is the fuck is Mike? I don't know anyone like that!"

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* The Nerd comments on the other playable characters in ''AVGN Adventures''. His reaction to [[DemBones Guitar Guy]] is an annoyed "Is that guy dead ''again''?", and his reaction to Mike is "Who is the fuck is Mike? I don't know anyone like that!"

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* The [[WebVideo/YouKnowWhatsBullshit Bullshit Man]]'s cameo, during which the episode momentarily turns into one of his typical rants.

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* The [[WebVideo/YouKnowWhatsBullshit Bullshit Man]]'s cameo, during which the episode momentarily turns into one of his typical rants. The Nerd seems extremely confused by the whole thing:
-->'''Bullshit Man:''' Packages like ''these''[[note]]Packages sealed so tightly that they need to be opened with scissors[[/note]] are bullshit. ''(leaves)''
-->'''Nerd:''' Uhh... thanks, Bullshit Man...
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* "Take this game, for example, ''VideoGame/TotalRecall''. I remember my first time playing it as a kid: it was a Friday night, my homework was all done, my mom took me the video store, I rented this game, I took it home man, I played it, and it just '''''[[MoodWhiplash FUCKING PISSED ME OFF AND RUINED MY WHOLE GODDAMN WEEKEND!!!]]'''''"

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* "Take this game, for example, ''VideoGame/TotalRecall''. I remember my first time playing it as a kid: it was a Friday night, my homework was all done, my mom took me the video store, I rented this game, I took it home man, I played it, and it just '''''[[MoodWhiplash [[SuddenlyShouting FUCKING PISSED ME OFF OFF]] [[MoodWhiplash AND RUINED MY WHOLE GODDAMN WEEKEND!!!]]'''''"WEEKEND!!!]]"
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* "You could save up for a Game Boy or go *pretends to play a game* 'EH EH EH EH EH!' Yeah, well *does a "[[ADateWithRosiePalms jerking off]]" motion followed by rhythmically [[FlippingTheBird flipping the bird]]* 'EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH!'"

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* "You could save up for a Game Boy or go *pretends to play a game* 'EH EH EH EH EH!' Yeah, well *does a "[[ADateWithRosiePalms jerking off]]" "jerking off" motion followed by rhythmically [[FlippingTheBird flipping the bird]]* 'EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH!'"
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[[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerd Main]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdPilots Pilots]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonOne Season One]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTwo Season Two]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonThree Season Three]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFour Season Four]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFive Season Five]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSix Season Six]] | '''Season Seven''' | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonEight Season Eight]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonNine Season Nine]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTen Season Ten]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonEleven Season Eleven]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTwelve Season Twelve]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonThirteen Season Thirteen]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFourteen Season Fourteen]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFifteen Season Fifteen]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSixteen Season Sixteen]] | [[Funny/AngryVideoGameNerdTheMovie The Movie]]

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[[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerd Main]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdPilots Pilots]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonOne Season One]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTwo Season Two]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonThree Season Three]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFour Season Four]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFive Season Five]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSix Season Six]] | '''Season Seven''' | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonEight Season Eight]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonNine Season Nine]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTen Season Ten]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonEleven Season Eleven]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTwelve Season Twelve]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonThirteen Season Thirteen]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFourteen Season Fourteen]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFifteen Season Fifteen]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSixteen Season Sixteen]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSeventeen Season Seventeen]] | [[Funny/AngryVideoGameNerdTheMovie The Movie]]

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* "'Quality Ass?' This game is quality ass!"

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* "'Quality Ass?' This game is His speculation on what's behind the doors you can't enter:
-->'''Nerd:''' I know what it is. It's this game's mom bent over gettin' fucked!
* When he sees "Quality Ass" in the game's credits:
-->'''Nerd:''' Quality ass? ''Quality ass!'' That sums up the whole thing. There was no
quality ass!"assurance with this shit load of fuck. This thing's as much fun as a witch's cunt.



--> '''Nerd''': Take that Nerd! Me.

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--> '''Nerd''': Take that that, Nerd! ([[Main/{{Beat}} Beat]]) Me.
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-->'''Nerd:''': Hey, guys! How you doing? I'm just playin' a game here! ''(almost falls over)''

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-->'''Nerd:''': -->'''Nerd''': Hey, guys! How you doing? I'm just playin' a game here! ''(almost falls over)''
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-->'''Nerd:''': Hey, guys! How you doing? I'm just playin' a game here! ''(almost falls over)''

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* "This game will turn you into a sexual tyrannosaur. Like me."
* "In addition to the enemy soldiers, you must also face scorpions which you can stand on and they take you for a ride. But only the green scorpions. What, you thought you could ride on a red scorpion? What are you, crazy?"
* [[SpitTake "Big Mode."]]
* "So now he's wearing green? [[SarcasmMode Oh, maybe because pink wouldn't stand out as much from the purple background?]] As if this game has standards all of the sudden."
* "This game blows ass, sucks duck cunt, fucking shit-munching bunch of pile of.... [[GoshDangItToHeck poop]]!"
* "Congratulations. You have survived." ''*Pissed off expression*'' [[NearDeathExperience "BARELY!"]] ''*Throws controller down*''

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* "This The first thing he sees when he turns on ''Predator'' for the NES, is Arnold's character dressed in pink:
-->"Is he wearing pink? Why'd they put him in ''pink''?! Did they see the movie? He doesn't wear pink in the movie! That's not an appropriate army color!"
** Prior to putting the game in:
--->"This
game will turn you into a sexual tyrannosaur. Like me."
* ** His thoughts on the graphics:
--->"The graphics are as ugly and dirty as this game's mom. This game sucks so bad, the enemy soldiers commit suicide. (as he says this, two enemy soldiers hop right off of a cliff)
**
"In addition to the enemy soldiers, you must also face scorpions which you can stand on and they take you for a ride. But only the green scorpions. What, you thought you could ride on a red scorpion? What are you, crazy?"
* ** [[SpitTake "Big Mode."]]
* ** "So now he's wearing green? [[SarcasmMode Oh, maybe because pink wouldn't stand out as much from the purple background?]] As if this game has standards all of the sudden."
* ** "This game blows ass, sucks duck cunt, fucking shit-munching bunch of pile of.... [[GoshDangItToHeck poop]]!"
* ** "Congratulations. You have survived." ''*Pissed off expression*'' [[NearDeathExperience "BARELY!"]] ''*Throws controller down*''
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** Even better? Someone on Website/YouTube made [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5g33W0Zafs a version of that clip]] where the entire thing, along with the Nerd's voice, degrades to the corresponding bits he says before it's reduced to the graphics on a Tiger handheld game, complete with beeps replacing the Nerd's last line.

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** Even better? Someone on Website/YouTube made [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5g33W0Zafs a com/watch?v=uFk6z2jX1kE version of that clip]] where the entire thing, along with the Nerd's voice, degrades to the corresponding bits he says before it's reduced to the graphics on a Tiger handheld game, complete with beeps replacing the Nerd's last line.

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* The Nerd noting that using the bridge instead of going through the water makes no difference.
-->'''Nerd''': What's the point of the bridge when you move just as slow as in the water?
-->'''Kyle''': They're good swimmers.
-->'''Nerd''': But... they're slow as ass on the bridge!
-->'''Kyle''': They're bad walkers ''(laughs)''



-->'''Nerd:''' ''[sarcastically]'' Those are great camouflage colors.

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-->'''Nerd:''' ''[sarcastically]'' ''(sarcastically)'' Those are great camouflage colors.colors!

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