History Funny / TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonEleven

* The Nerd expressing disbelief that fixing the time machine in the game just requires reading articles and answering questions
-->'''Nerd''': Imagine if that worked in real life, like "oh my car broke down, here(flips through magazine) that fixed the engine! Here(flips through another magazine) that fixed the tire! [[RuleofThree Here]] (flips through yet another magazine) that filled the gas! Beep Beep! Let's Go!"

-->'''Nerd''': Imagine if that worked in real life, like "oh my car broke down, here(flips through magazine) that fixed the engine! Here(flips through another magazine) that fixed the tire! [[RuleofThree Here]] (flips through yet another magazine) that filled the gas!"

** [[Music/TheRamones "I wanna be sedated with a Game Boy!"]]

* His reaction to the "naked" wrestler on the title screen of WCW Super Brawl [[spoiler: (turns out that it was his shorts which match his skin color)]].

--> '''Nerd:''' ''Zyuranger! Zyuranger! Densetsu no senshi-tachi yo! Zyuranger!''
* His look of utter shock after barely finishing the first stage of the ''Zyuranger'' game, only to get an instant GameOver with the UnexpectedGameplayChange of the Daizyuzin (Megazord) and Dragon Caesar (Dragonzord) playing ping pong. Then, he imagines [[Film/KongSkullIsland King Kong]] playing ping pong against Film/{{Godzilla|2014}}, with Film/ForrestGump showing up to make something totally awesome.

* AVGN calls the special move of one of the enemies in the [[UsefulNotes/SegaGenesis Sega Genesis]] Power Ranger fighting game as [[VideoGame/StreetFighterII "YOGA FIRE!"]]

* When the Nerd finally gets angry enough at a game (The aforementioned ''Power Rangers: The Movie'' on Game Boy), a Megazord-style TransformationSequence happens wherein he dons his usual battle armor of NES accessories and grows into the [=MegaNerd=]. As he closes in on the cartridge to rain an unholy beatdown on it, the [[MrImagination fantasy sequence and background music abruptly end]] and we cut back to the Nerd Room, where he simply smacks the game once with the butt of the Super Scope and breaks it into pieces.

* When the Nerd reviews the ''Film/MightyMorphinPowerRangersTheMovie'' LicensedGame for the UsefulNotes/GameBoy, he points out how the Yellow Ranger is supposed to be Trini instead of Aisha, and the only reason he knows that is because the game is designed to work with the Super Game Boy adapter, which enhances its graphical qualities. He then points out how the game looks on the original Game Boy, where all the Rangers have the same color scheme.

* When he realizes that Darth Vader is an SNKBoss, the Nerd decides to play ''VideoGame/StarWarsEpisodeIRacer'', picks Anakin as his character, and deliberately crashes his pod into everything in order to kill Anakin before he can become Vader, causing Vader to [[RetGone simply fade out of existence]], followed by a "[[StreetFighter You Win!]]" sound clip.

** Each hit landed causes a shockwave.

* "[[DubNameChange Dr. Robotn- Eggman]] sends you into the future. You get another cutscene, and Shadow the Hedgehog tells you that on [[Film/Terminator2 August 29, 1997, Eggman creates Skynet and the world nukes itself, giving way for the machine war unless Tails gives birth to John Connor.]]"

* The Nerd's bafflement at one of the player characters being named [[UnfortunateNames Hoar]]. He decides that the names "Jar-Jar Binks" and "Plo Koon" don't sound as bad by comparison, and that even an Ithorian DualWielding chainsaws named [[RunningGag Fuchs]] would be a better idea.

-->'''Nerd:''' STD? STD!? WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND WOULD NAME THEIR GAME COMPANY, STD!?

** The Nerd then mentions that the Booster has a compartment in the back that can (reportedly) store up to four cartridges. He then has trouble trying to close the door with four cartridges [[note]]''VideoGame/{{Parodius}}'', ''Heiankuo Alien'', ''VideoGame/DuckTales'', and ''VideoGame/AdventureIsland''[[/note]] inside.

* When playing a game featuring Calamity Jane, the Nerd mentions that according to history books, the real-life Calamity Jane was an illiterate, alcoholic prostitute. Right after that, it cuts to this appropriately out-of-context line from the game:
-->'''Jules Verne:''' ''[to Jane]'' [[AccidentalInnuendo Are you ready for another kind of ride?]]

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* When the Nerd plays WWF WrestleMania on NES, he describes HulkHogan on the title screen as "someone's drunk sunburnt grandpa tearing off his shirt while screaming."

* When he realizes that Darth Vader is an SNKBoss, the Nerd decides to play ''VideoGame/StarWarsEpisodeIRacer'', picks Anakin as his character, and deliberately crashes his pod into everything in order to kill Anakin before he can become Vader, causing Vader to simply fade out of existence, followed by a "[[StreetFighter You Win!]]" sound clip.

* When the Nerd finally gets angry enough at a game (The aforementioned ''Power Rangers: The Movie'' on Game Boy), a Megazord-style TransformationSequence happens wherein he dons his usual battle armour of NES accessories and grows into the [=MegaNerd=]. As he closes in on the cartridge to rain an unholy beatdown on it, the [[MrImagination fantasy sequence and background music abruptly end]] and we cut back to the Nerd Room, where he simply smacks the game once with the butt of the Super Scope and breaks it into pieces.
-->'''Nerd:''' Yeah... ''[[[FlippingTheBird flips off game]]]'' You ''fuckin''' game... ''[attempts to stand but loses his balance on the Roll 'n Rocker and stumbles over onto his shelves]''
* AVGN calls the special move of one of the enemies in the [[UsefulNotes/SegaGenesis Sega Genesis]] Power Ranger fighting game as [[VideoGame/StreetFighterII "YOGA FIRE!"]]

* The Nerd's bafflement at one of the player characters being named [[UnfortunateNames Hoar]].

* When he's stumbling over the pronunciation of "Teräs Käsi", one of his mispronunciations is "Tetris Crazy"
* The Nerd is surprised that he finds the words "jizz" and "jizz-wailer" in the Star Wars Encyclopedia.
* When noticing that the lightsabers in this game inflict no more damage than a punch, he speculates how it would be if they were that useless in the movies, where he imagines Chewbacca simply ripping Darth Vader's head off after his lightsaber fails to injure him in the slightest, then when Chewie is holding Vader's head in his hands, the mask exploads to reveal the face of Mike Matai in a FreezeFrameBonus.
** BrickJoke at the end when he tries to destroy the game with an "Official Masters of Teräs Käsi (with the accent dots handwritten in)" Lightsaber.

* When noticing that the lightsabers in this game inflict no more damage than a punch, he speculates how it would be if they were that useless in the movies, where he imagines Chewbacca simply ripping Darth Vader's head off after his lightsaber fails to injure him in the slightest, then when Chewie is holding vader's head in his hands, the mask exploads to reveal the face of Mike Matai in a FreezeFrameBonus.

* When noticing that the lightsabers in this game inflict no more damage than a punch, he speculates how it would be if they were that useless in the movies, where he imagines Chewbacca simply ripping Darth Vader's head off after his lightsaber fails to injure him in the slightest.

* when he's stumbling over the pronunciation of "Teräs Käsi", one of his mispronunciations is "Tetris Crazy"

** BrickJoke at the end when he tries to destroy the game with an "official Masters of Teräs Käsi (with the accent dots handwritten in)" Lightsaber.