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** [[Funny/DragonBallZAbridgedE60Epilogue Episode 60 Epilogue]]

* Funny/DanganRonpaAbridgedThing

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* Archer's reason for the living room being destroyed. You can't tell if he's being serious or not.
-->'''Archer:''' I saw a spider, so I threw a table at it. It survived, so I threw a cabinet. This continued. The spider escaped. I assure you I mean to track it down.
* Rin is completely convinced that 1. Archer is a Saber servant, 2. He's Actually Satan (the Actually is important). No matter how hard he tries, Archer can't convince her otherwise.
* Rin's reason for fighting the Holy Grail War is that so she can obtain the Holy Grail... as in, just the cup, not the wish.
-->'''Rin:''' I just want to stand over the corpses of six fallen heroes drinking ginger-ale from a goblet touched by the blood of Christ. Teenage girl stuff!
** And despite how much she annoys him, this reason is still enough for Archer.
-->'''Archer:''' Fuck it, I'm in! I'm all about that zero-accountability life!
* One of Lancer's quirks is spouting limericks at the people he's trying to kill. It's still badass, but the fact that he's even doing it in the first place is hilarious.
* Archer sarcastically suggests that Lancer might be an Archer servant thanks to the possibility of being able to throw his spear.
-->'''Rin:''' You can't just throw a weapon and call yourself an Archer, stupid!
-->'''Archer:''' You sure about that? You sure that's a fact, Rin?
* Archer posturing in front of Lancer while simultaneously trying to persuade Rin of [[OhCrap just how much trouble they're in]].
-->'''Archer:''' Prepare yourself, Lancer. You've selected a terrible opponent as your first.\\
'''Archer:''' (mentally) ''Rin, we need to get the FUCK out of here!''\\
'''Rin:''' ''What? Why?''\\
'''Archer:''' ''This guy is going to DESTROY me!''\\
'''Rin:''' ''Nah, you got this!''\\
'''Archer:''' ''He's pretty much Irish Hercules, Rin!''\\
'''Rin:''' ''But, is he '''Satan?'''''\\
'''Lancer:''' You're looking pretty distracted there, Saber.\\
'''Archer:''' Just granting you the final moments deserved by a calf about to be slaughtered.\\
'''Archer:''' (mentally) ''Rin, he is GOING TO MURDER ME!''
* Rin's reaction to [[EvenTheGirlsWantHer the real Saber]].
-->'''Rin:''' This servant... she isn't just Saber... she's... ''Babe''-er.
-->'''Archer:''' Beautiful last words, Rin.
* Thanks to who he's voiced by, the Youtube [[FunWithSubtitles subtitles]] nearly call Shirou [[WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged Kirito]] before correcting themselves.
* Shirou meets Ilya.
-->'''Ilya:''' It would be a terrible night to die. ''(disappears)''
-->'''Shirou:''' Uh... I don't disagree with that, but context please?! Hello?! Tiny frightening child?!
* Shirou gives himself away with his {{Squee}} over Gáe Bolg.
-->'''Lancer:''' Who's there? ''Who just complimented us?''
* While lecturing a dying Shirou on why he wouldn't want to be a hero, Lancer uses the ultimate fate of Fergus Mac Roich as an example of a "tragic bullshit ending".
-->'''Lancer:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext A blind spearman got him. While swimming.]] Sucks to be Fergus. Sucks to be you.
** And when Shirou is revived by Rin.
-->'''Shirou:''' I'm okay! Suck it, Fergus! ...Whoever you are!
* This exchange:
-->'''Shirou:''' You know what, Lancer? I've got a whole can of 'not your business' with your name on it.
-->'''Lancer:''' So, like, [[{{Metaphorgotten}} the can is my business, but not what's inside the can]]. That is a weird metaphor.
* From the moment she's summoned, Saber is clearly seething from the events of ''Anime/FateZero''.
-->'''Shirou:''' Hi...? My name is Shirou Emiya, and I've got--
-->'''Saber:''' [[BerserkButton EMIYA?!]] ...Sorry, go on.
* Rin makes her pitch to Shirou.
-->'''Rin:''' I ''love'' your friend Shirou.
-->'''Archer:''' You know Rin, you and I may have more in common than I initially thought.
-->'''Rin:''' I WANT YOUR SERVANT, GIMME BABE-ER!
-->'''Archer:''' Welp, there's my expectations, flying right out the window.
* Saber's thoughts on Rin's blatant obsession with getting her from Shirou:
-->'''Saber:''' Be cautious Master, this chick is cray-cray. Cray-Cray. Cray-cray? Is that something people say now?
* The FoeYay Kirei has towards Kiritsugu is ''uncomfortably'' apparent once he learns Shirou's name.
** Speaking of Kirei and Shirou:
-->'''Kirei:''' ''(to Shirou)'' I feel like you and I will get along famously in the future.\\
'''Archer:''' Hey, Kirei! You suck!\\
'''Kirei:''' What was that?\\
'''Rin:''' Don't harass the priest, [[RunningGag Satan]]!\\
'''Kirei:''' Hmm. Makes sense.
** Which is also HilariousInHindsight since Archer is [[spoiler:(a) future Shirou]].
* Kiritsugu comparing life to marbles. It rapidly [[{{Metaphorgotten}} breaks down]] and becomes a broken rant about the plot of ''Fate/Zero''.
-->'''Kiritsugu:''' Just goes to show you, life's a crazy bag of marbles.
-->'''Shirou:''' Marbles?
-->'''Kiritsugu:''' One big crazy bag of marbles. Blue marbles. Red marbles. Half transparent marbles with a fun ''swirl'' in them. Some marbles are even more interesting. Some marbles you think are going to be limited edition with ''[[KingArthur king designs]]'', but then they're the equally limited but much more surprising [[GenderFlip female king marble]]. Some argue that's debatably rarer. I argue that's anxiety inducing. Some like to abduct smaller marbles, then you gotta shoot that marble 'cause it's marble buddy brought a really [[EldritchAbomination big black tentacle marble]]. Marbles sure are random. Especially when you force them into wheelchairs, hold other marbles for ransom, forge a magical pact with a marble that forces you to watch as they grovel in pain on the ground, begging for the [[MercyKill sweet release of marble death]]. But you can't. [[MagicallyBindingContract Because you signed a magical marble pact]]. And you can only watch as its last marble breath escapes its marble lips.
-->'''Shirou:''' Dad...did marbles hurt you?
-->'''Kiritsugu:''' No kiddo, [[HeelRealization I hurt me]]. [[AntiHero I also hurt marbles]]. [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone I feel worse about the marbles]].
** The BrickJoke, after Archer gets in one more jab about Shirou's "stupid dream":
-->'''Shirou:''' ''[exasperated]'' Oh my ''God'', did someone hurt you?
-->'''Archer:''' ''Marbles hurt me!''
* What could be funnier: Archer gossiping about who Saber likes best, or pulling a ButHeSoundsHandsome regarding Shirou? Him doing both at the same time, of course. Top it off with him doing that right after Rin has just finished one of her self-aggrandizing rants.
-->'''Archer:''' Strong hands.
-->'''Rin:''' What?
-->'''Archer:''' That's probably what Saber likes. Shirou's got strong hands.
-->'''Rin:''' ...You're weird. You're weird about Shirou.
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-->'''Archer:''' ''He's pretty much Irish Hercules, Rin!''\\
'''Rin:''' ''But, is he '''Satan?'''''

* Archer sarcastically suggests that Lancer might be an Archer servant thanks to possibility of being able to throw his spear.

-->'''Kirei:''' ''(to Shirou)'' I feel like you and I will get along famously in the future.
-->'''Archer:''' Hey, Kirei! You suck!
-->'''Kirei:''' What was that?
-->'''Rin:''' Don't harass the priest, [[RunningGag Satan]]!
-->'''Kirei:''' Hmm. Makes sense.
*** Which is also HilariousInHindsight since Archer is [[spoiler:(a) future Shirou]].

* While lecturing Shirou on why he wouldn't want to be a hero, Lancer uses the ultimate fate of Fergus Mac Roich as an example of a "tragic bullshit ending".

* Saber's thoughts on Rin:

-->'''Archer:''' Fuck it, I'm in! I'm all about that zero-accountablility life!

** Likewise, the ultimate break the fourth wall moment which includes a TakeThat against those annoying "MP3" pop-up ads on youtube.

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* Lancer's quirk involves spouting limericks. It's still badass, but the fact that he's even doing it in the first place is hilarious.