History Funny / TheAbridgedSeries

[[folder: Gantz]]
* "Keiii Kurono! Keiii Kurono! I kicked all... their asses... and fucked all... their moms!"
* Kurono trying to avoid thinking Emo thoughts to stop Robo Rock Lee from killing him
-->Kurono: Think non Emo thoughts...Think non Emo thoughts....(Fantasies about chaining up Kishimoto) HEH! The most non emo thought imaginable!
-->Robo Rock Lee: EMO SIGNAL LOST!
-->Kurono: (Sees Kishimoto's boobs censored with a woman with a Hitler Mustache) Oh goddamn it Quadruple A! You're the cause of all my pain and suffering!
-->Robo Rock Lee: EMO SIGNAL REGAINED! PREPARING TERMINATION!
* The entirety of the red haired thug trying to threaten a rival gang with his Gantz gun. Culminating in....
-->Gantz: @@NOTE: THE RED HEADED STEPCHILD NEVER RECEIVED A FUNERAL.@@
* The Thomas Aquinas debate [[spoiler:as Nishi is brutally killed]] in episode 10. Also, all 3 "happy thought" songs later on in the episode, especially Katou's {{Star Trek|The Next Generation}}-themed one.
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[[folder: Berserk]]
* ''BerserkAbridged'', from one of the "War of the Abridged Series Creators" videos, when Guts works too well at getting a [[FinalFantasy Cactrot]] upset.
** Guts's mercifully short lived musical moment.
---> Guts: (As he kicks the crap out of some perfectly innocent guards in a Brock Sampson HeroicSociopath moment) I loooovvveee hurting people! I loooovveee beating people up!
** KNEEL BEFORE ZODD! KNEEL BEFORE ZODD!
** "I THOUGHT I SAID NO MUSIC!!" "You said no Johnny Cash--this is Billy Joel!"
** As well as the Christmas episode done with a few other abridgers: NAUGHTY! NAUGHTY! NAUGHTY!
*** "Governor, I brought you a Pogo Stick!" "Oh Thank you!" "NAUGHTY!"
* "Damn you demons and your diet pills.....DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!"
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* Funny/CodeMENT

[[folder: Yu Yu Hakusho]]
* ''YuYuHakushoAbridged'' "I'm not gay! I'm no more gay than Ricky Martin's sparkling abs! No, WAIT!"
** "Is Atsuko [[ChappellesShow gonna havta choke a bitch?]]"
** From TheMovie:
-->'''Kuwabara''': You just got Kuwabara-owned!
-->'''Yusuke''': ''(off-screen)'' ...boooooooooo.
-->'''Kuwabara''': Shut up, Urameshi.
*** "STOP SAYING THINGS!"
*** "Honestly, who stands on top of a tree?"
*** "Who ''punches down'' a tree?!"
-->'''Kurama''': ''(as he sees energy coming out from beneath a large rock)'' Hm? What's this?
-->'''Hinageshi''': Peep!
-->'''Kurama''': ''(slams the rock back down on top of her)''
*** "LEAVE HINAGESHI ALOOOONE!" "Mummy Cyclops no like Chris Crocker!"
*** "GO FUCK A TOASTER, URAMESHI!"
*** The "new" voices everyone gets after the FillerVillain achieves the power he was looking for.
*** [[MemeticMutation "I drawed a squirrel! It goes peep peep peep! ...peep!"]]
*** "Or [Hinageshi] could just be ''ass-retarded''."
*** The ''entire'' contemplation between Botan and Keiko.

** The Fan Art Special song. Both funny and a massive EarWorm.
** During episode 16:
-->'''Kuwabara''': Ooh, say [[MemeticMutation "I can has cheezburger!"]]
-->'''Byakko''': ...I...can...has cheezburger?
** Episode 15:
*** "I don't know what you just said, but it pisses me right the fuck off!"
*** [[PrecisionFStrike "Git-er-done, motherfucker."]] Delivered by Kurama, no less.
*** Yusuke and Kuwabara's reaction to Genbu saying, "Git 'er done!"
** Episode 17:
-->'''Yusuke''': ''(after Kuwabara takes off his shirt)'' What's up, Kuwabara? You planning to blind him with your pasty white ass?
-->'''Kuwabara''': Shut up, Urameshi. This is [[MemeticMutation srs bznss.]] Alright, Puss in Boots! Get over here so I can [[GroinAttack neuter the crap]] out of you!
* Hiei to Yusuke, after he asks one too many stupid questions: "You're really just a detective in title only, aren't you?"
** Episode 18
-->'''Kurama''': Kuwabara?
-->'''Kuwabara''': Yeah?
-->'''Kurama''': If you say or do anything to annoy me in the next 24 hours, I swear to Koenma I will cut you in half with a fucking rose! Or do I need to remind you I have that capability?
-->[{{beat}}]
-->'''Hiei''': I love you
-->'''Kurama''': What was that Hiei?
-->'''Hiei''': I said lets go inside! \\
\\
'''Kuwabara''': Do you think the little guy can handle this?
-->'''Kurama''': Seryuu doesn't even stand a chance.
-->'''Yusuke''': What d'you mean?
-->'''Kurama''': Don't you see? Hiei's taken off his shirt. It's anime law: Once a male shonen hero removes his shirt, his attributes all increase exponentially. Seryuu is doomed.
-->'''Kuwabara''': So why didn't you take off your shirt during your fight with the rock guy?
-->'''Yusuke''': You WOULD ask that, wouldn't you?
-->'''Kuwabara''': Go To Hell!



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-->'''Dornkirk''': [[RunningGag So...]] [[CompletelyMissingThePoint found the dragon yet]]?

** L's inner monologue on how he plans "[[IfYouKnowWhatIMean to get close to]]" Kira:

** "Aww, geez, you look like a puppy. A blond eviscerated puppy."

* [[http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=C887FC499474C177]]'s series.

* Box of Danger

--> '''Misty:''' Ah, hell no! Were you just gonna give it to him? [[SeriousBusiness This isn't your virginity, it's a Gym Badge!]]

** Misty trying to think up a GreenAesop for Episode 17.

Episode 2:
* Big:Froggy don't run away your just dragging out the plot and making us seem like relevant characters! Aw he went down the sewer, come back here jesus! Hello officer i'm not doing anything wrong just trying to find my slippery friend and committing grand theft auto for two seconds.
* Froggy:Stop following me dumbass... I mean ribbit.
* this:

* Sonic insulting MichaelJackson, and then getting chased by a whale and developing sever whaleaphobia.

* On Chaos Emeralds:

* When sonic asks tails to take a closer look at his emerald after calling it gay:It shows the same Edward picture on it complete with Big Gay Al's Song from South Park:Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.

* Eggman ordering McDonald's.

** Bowser chastising the Koopalings' terrible attempts at mischief in episode 2:

[[folder: Avatar]]
* ''AvatarTheAbridgedSeries'': Naked Iroh Time.
* "Ah...NO...as...NO... P.S. you're smelly!"
* '''''GET THAT WEAK SHIT OUTTA HERE!!!!!'''''
* The gay prison warden.
* "So he's like... Kung Fu Action Jesus?"
* "YOU! Give me your '''''SHOELACES'''''!"
* The scenes between Zuko and Zhao in episode 2, especially the X-Men part and 'yeah, you go ahead and run with your tail between your legs. It should be a lot easier to put it there ''without any '''BALLS!''''''
* "With the power of crossdressing, I will be unstoppable!"
* "WHY A '''DUCK!?''' ''WHY A '''DUCK?!"'''''
* "[[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud ROFLMAO]] LRN 2 PLAY [[{{Noob}} N00B]]!" "HAXORZ!"
* "So let me get this straight. The first girl my age I ''ever'' meet, I get a kiss like 'that'. ''You'' chase some guy ''halfway across the region'', and not ''only'' does he ''reject'' you, but it turns out: he's ''gay''?! Sokka: one, Katara: negative five! (Iroh: 5000)"
* "Dear Zuko. Stop. Hahaha. Stop. I got a promotion. Stop. Hahaha. Stop. You're horribly disfigured. Stop. Good day."
* "Oh man, can you at least roll me over so I can pretend you're fighting?" "Zip it, Zuko!"
* "He's... he's blue!" "Da Ba Dee, Da Ba DIE BITCH!"
* Aang:* being chased by monster* Can't die still a virgin. Can't die still virgin. Can't die still a virgin
* A rare wordless Moment in Episode 9, Zuko vs Aang. 20 seconds of "NNNG-NNNG-NNNG-NNNG-NNNG!!" and one "WEEEEEEE!".
* Before the battle in Episode 10:
--->'''Aang:''' So we're going to be flying towards the enemy. Into what you could call a ''zone''.
--->'''Sokka:''' Yes.
--->'''Aang:''' And that ''zone'' is filled with ''danger''.
--->'''Sokka:''' Yeessss?
--->'''Aang:''' So we're taking a metaphorical ''highway''... into what could be called... a ''danger zone.''
--->'''Sokka:''' Yes! What are you- (''[[MediumAwareness notices music fading in]]'') [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8rZWw9HE7o oh no]].
* This little memorable exchange.
---> '''Aang''': Yeah, what do you have to say now you...little...* sees that Teo is in a wheelchair, and therefore cannot walk* ...Eh...
---> '''Sokka''': Wow Aang, you're a real ass!
* During the "Day of Black Stache" special (which centres on Haru's mustache).
--->'''Ozai''': [[ThisCannotBe Impossible]]! He's going into... [[BadassMustache the Mustache State]]!
--->'''Momo''': (''in [[FunnyForeigner Mexican accent]]'') Oh, the Mustache State! It is ''legend''!
* Aang and Zuko's first meeting:
--->'''Zuko''': You're coming with me!
--->'''Aang''': Will there be candy?
--->'''Zuko''': Uh, yeah...happy candy. From the, uh...Happy Company. Just, uh...get in the van--I mean ship.
--->'''Aang''': Yeah, candy! ''Yeeeaaah!''
* Uncle Iroh is inexplicably Jewish, making anything he says more amusing.
--->'''Iroh''': Oy vey, get it ''right'' already! It's "wax-on, wax-off," not "wax-on, wax-on"!
--->'''Zuko''': I've done this five-hundred times already, Uncle! Why won't you teach me the advanced fire-bending moves?
--->'''Iroh''': ''Because you suck!'' Now get back to work, you whiny little putz!
* This scene in Episode 9:
--->'''Iroh''': Oy vey, Zuko! You took a lock of that Water Tribe girl's hair?!
--->'''Zuko''': Well, yeah! I just wanted a piece of her with me everywhere I went!
--->'''Jun''': ({{Beat}}) You're a creepy little bastard, aren't ya?
* Zhao's fantastic line in episode 8: "I went to the Light Yagami school of strategy. I can practically predict the future." And its follow-up later on when things go wrong: "J-Just as planned!"
* The special, "Zuzu's Date." The whole thing is a consummate [[CrowningMomentofFunny CMOF.]]
-->'''Jin''': Let's go back to my place and SCREW LIKE RABBITS!
-->'''Zuko''': Um, I don't think rabbits can operate screwdrivers without opposable thumbs...
* Episode 6:
-->'''Sokka''': Alright, time for Sokka to save the day!
-->* text appears over town* : Screwed.
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[[folder: Naruto]]
* ''NarutoTheAbridgedSeries'': "I'm Gaara. Of the Funk."
* ''* LOG'D!* ''
* Zabuza's unmasked voice: [[spoiler: JerryLewis. "What? Oh no, the lady! The pretty lady with the way of the dying! Why'd she have to die?" "Why are you attacking me when I'm grieving over the pretty lady! She was so pretty and lady! Good-bye to the mousie!" "Oh, nice Kakashi person, can you revive me and the pretty lady with the Dragonballs?"]]
* You want voice differentiation? [[LiamOBrien That's]] GAARA!
* "Are you done? ''You sure''? 'Cause I'm not going to get interrupted again by that stupid plot! Okay then. Haku, you're min--* scene cut* ''SON OF A FUC(bleep) MIS(bleep) CUN(bleep bleeeep) BALONEY!''"
* "[[YourSoulIsMine NO!]] Now [[ADateWithRosiePalms alone time is useless]]!"
* Clucky's triumphant return to [[spoiler:kick Orochimaru's and Kabuto's asses]].
--->"COCK-A-MOTHERFUCKING DOOOOO!"
* Episode 23 has many:
** The part where Kakashi first sees the Akatsuki at the teahouse.
---> '''Kakashi:''' I can't put my finger on it, but something doesn't feel right about these two.
---> '''Itachi:''' ''(to waitress)'' [[DevilInPlainSight Do you have... evil tea?]]
*** Why yes. Yes we do.
*** Excellent. Excellent! [[EvilLaugh AHAHAHAHAHAHA!]]
** Kakashi's flashback of his [[CurbStompBattle fight]] with Itachi and Kisame involves him being overly heroic, Itachi and Kisame as [[EvilBrit Evil Brits]] complete with mustaches and monocles, and Kurenai (and Asuma) treating him like a sex god.
---> '''Kurenai:''' ''(flashback)'' Kakashi! Protect me...with your penis.
---> '''Asuma:''' ''(flashback)'' Me too!
---> '''Asuma:''' ''(reality)'' The hell man!
** Then afterwards we get Kurenai's response to the flashback.
---> '''Kurenai:''' Honestly, what would Anko say if she heard you talking about me like that?
---> '''Anko:''' ''(off screen)'' Whooo! Threesome!
* Naruto singing "Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight".
* "Oh no... it's... [[spoiler: JAPANESE HITLER!]]"
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* Funny/{{Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series}}

* ''SuperMario64 Abridged''.

[[folder:TruncatedPowerRangers]]
* Episode 3:
**
--->'''Rita:''' And now to take you twits on one-on-one for the first and only time all series!
* Episode 5:
** The monster-maker machine waking Rita up:
--->'''Rita:''' What?! Sounds like someone's making a turtle named Peitouche in there!
** "As you can see, Peitouche is having an invisible boxing match."
* Episode 6:
** The Rangers deliver a TakeThat to the added visuals of Disney's reversioning of the show:
--->'''Jason:''' Really...\\
'''Trini:''' ...tacky...\\
'''Billy:''' ...unnecessary...\\
'''Kimberly:''' ...graphics!
* Episode 8:
** Any line of Titanus's.
** Jason pointing out the difference with Tommy's shield in the footage:
--->'''Jason:''' Go put on your ''real'' shield, doofus!
** When Jason finds the Star Slingers:
--->'''Jason:''' All right, the Star Slingers! I can't wait to use them over and over and over! Hey Tommy, what does "{{Zyuranger}}" mean?
** From the original version:
--->'''Rita:''' ''[pointing to the subtitles]'' Squatt, I thought I told you to get rid of those random words!\\
'''Squatt:''' I thought they left in episode 3.
* Episode 9:
** After giving the Rangers their watches back:
--->'''Rita:''' Crap, I forgot to make them face their fears and stuff! Dammit!
** Bulk and Skull trying to [[SuperMarioBrosSuperShow do the Mario]].
* Episode 10:
--->'''Titanus:''' Sorry, I was busy reading a story to the kids. Oh, we're fighting now? [[LetsGetDangerous Serious faces on!]]
* Episode 11:
** Rita's complaints about RPM's place in the timeline.
--->'''Rita:''' That's it! I'm tired of arguing when ''[[PowerRangersRPM RPM]]'' takes place on Rangerboard!\\
'''Goldar:''' My empress, we both know it's between ''[[PowerRangersSPD SPD]]'' and ''[[PowerRangersTimeForce Time Force]]''.\\
'''Rita:''' But the apocalypse!
* Episode 19:
** During the commercial fadeout as the Rangers get the pumpkins stuck on their heads:
--->'''Jason:''' ''[camera fades out]'' Oh no, I can't see! ''[camera fades back in]'' Oh wait, it's better now.
* Episode 24:
** Primator doing his impressions of the Rangers.
**
--->'''Jason:''' I'm really amused that your character traits mimic those of [[TheMuppetShow Sam the Eagle]].\\
'''Primator:''' Oh no, my influence is showing!
**
--->'''Primator:''' By the time I'm done with this show, it'll look like ''{{Teletubbies}}''.\\
'''Jason:''' I thought you wanted to make it ''less'' gay!
* Episode 25:
** "Now for the audience's sake, the Sword of Power is the most powerful weapon in all of existence; so powerful we're only gonna use it this one episode."
** "I'll show you how evil I really am by pointing this stick in a menacing fashion... but not actually doing anything with it. Bye!"
* Episode 26:
** Bulk and Skull trying to cosplay as Princess Peach and Bowser for E3.
** So much of Ron Wasserman's dialogue.
* From episode 29: "Background change attack!" "Oh no! Now we're on a beach!" "That's not all I have planned!" "Now we're on a mountainside! An ''exploding'' mountainside!"
* Episode 33:
** "Zedd, parents are complaining that you're too scary. Apparently, it's better to be a bad husband than an evil sorcerer."
** "Next week on RECORD YOUR DAMN LINES, ALPHA!"
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* Aang:* being chased by monster* Can't die still a virgin.Can't die still virgin.Can't die still a virgin

"Who ''punches down'' a tree?!"

*** The ''entire'' contemplation between Boton and Keiko.

* ''[[SuperMarioBros Super Mario 64]] Abridged''.

* The entirety of the red haired thug trying to threaten a rival gang with his Gantz gun. Culmnating in....

* The Thomas Aquinas debate [[spoiler:as Nishi is brutally killed]] in episode 10. Also, all 3 "happy thought" songs later on in the episode, especially Katou's [[StarTrekTheNextGeneration Star Trek]]-themed one.

** '''Lupin:''' * sees mecha nessie,who destroys their boat* "I THINK I JUST REVERSED PEED MY SELF!!"

-->'''Light:''' ''It's important that I not let her find out anything that could link to me being Kira...'' Hi, I'm Light Yagami, the one your fiance was investigating. I murdered him in cold blood! Right in front of everybody and no one cared enough to help him...

-->'''Integra''': You killed a homicidial vampire priest?

*** "And kill homicidial vampire priests..."

** Big:Froggy I love you even if you do give me genetal warts.

* Big:Froggy don't run away your just dragging out the plot and making us seem like relevant charicters! Aw he went down the sewer, come back here jesus! Hello officer i'm not doing any thing wrong just trying to find my slippery friend and commiting grand theft auto for two seconds.

* Sonic insutling micheal jackson, and then getting chased by a whale and developing sever whaleaphobia.
-->"Dolphins! I knew you were in leauge with the whales!"
* On Chaos Emralds:

-->Sonic:Is it a chaos emrald?

* When sonic asks tails to take a closer look at his emrald after calling it gay:It shows the same Edward picture on it complete with Big Gay Al's Song from South Park:Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.

'''Jason:''' I thought you wanted to make it ''less'' gay!

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[[folder: Naruto The Abridged Comedy Spoof Series Show]]
* ''NarutoTheAbridgedComedySpoofSeriesShow'':
** Kakashi's Starman parody.
** ''"Maybe the [[TemptingFate next scene will have]] [[DescriptionCut something halfway intelligent in it]]."''
*** "I CAN'T STOP POOPING!!!"
** ''"Love me you sexy ninja bastard!!"''
** The theme song.
** "Why does everything I punch try to ''STALK ME''!?"
** --->'''Naruto and Sakura''' (at the same time, after being told that they are in the same team as [[EvenTheGuysWantHim Sasuke]]): THREESOME NO JUTSU!
** --->'''Naruto''' (holding the ancient scroll): HOW THE HELL DO I SMOKE THIS?
** --->'''[[strike: Kakashi]] David Bowie:''' Nothing can kill David Bowie!
--->'''Naruto:''' [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Zombie ninja David Bowie]] is my sensei! This is the best day ever!
** Sasuke's flashback, complete with an "emo-off".
--->'''[[strike: Itachi]] Sasuke's Brother''': I accept your challenge. * draws deep breath* * siggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
--->'''Sasuke''': *siggggggggghhhhhhhhh*
--->'''[[strike: Itachi]] Sasuke's Brother''': *siggggggggghhhhhhhhh* (quickly) Iwin.
--->'''Sasuke''': Damn you, Sasuke's brother. I shall get you back. Somehow...
** Episode 3 having Yami pop up saying "This is a show about ''ninjas!'' Apparently."
** Episode 5. ''All'' of it. Highlights include Naruto killing [[strike:Tora]]Mittens, Naruto singing along to the soundtrack, and MasakoX [[NarutoTheAbridgedSeries reprising]] his role as Tazuna.
** "He must be an ocablu blah-blah-blah!" [beat] "He must be some kind of optical illusion!"
** The post episode LipSync with Kiba in episode 5.
** Joe Hokage talking about [[TheAbridgedSeries a bridge]] and how [[LittleKuriboh one guy]] made [[YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries a bridge]] and then some other guys made [[NarutoTheAbridgedSeries a bridge]] and some other guys made [[DragonBallAbridged a bridge]] that was better than the other [[TheAbridgedSeries bridges]] and now everyone makes [[TheAbridgedSeries a bridge]] just so they can get attention even though [[TheAbridgedSeries bridges]] aren't anything amazing in the first place.
** "Hooray. I am ecstatic."
** '''Naruto:''' "Now I have transformed into Sasuke so I can seduce Sakura! I am such an appealing character!"
** The second episode:
-->Hogake: Greetings Naruto, I am the third Hokage.
-->Naruto: I love Hokages!
-->Hogake: Your ninja passport photo sucks...
-->Naruto: F* cking Hokages!
** Naruto: I'm sure they'll come back once they realize they forgot about me! * three and a half days later* THEY DIDN'T FUCKING COME BACK!
[[/folder]]

{{Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series}}, DragonBallAbridged, JojosBizarreAdventureAbridged, YugiohGXTheAbridgedSeries, and SailorMoonAbridged have their own pages reached via main page.

** During the first few minutes of the series, [[spoiler:Alucard kills [[{{Twilight}} Edward Cullen]].]] Also doubles as a MomentOfAwesome.

-->'''Rita:''' And now to take you twits on one-on-one for the first and only time all series!

-->'''Rita:''' What?! Sounds like someone's making a turtle named Peitouche in there!

-->'''Jason:''' Really...\\

-->'''Jason:''' Go put on your ''real'' shield, doofus!

-->'''Jason:''' All right, the Star Slingers! I can't wait to use them over and over and over! Hey Tommy, what does "{{Zyuranger}}" mean?

-->'''Rita:''' ''[pointing to the subtitles]'' Squatt, I thought I told you to get rid of those random words!\\

-->'''Rita:''' Crap, I forgot to make them face their fears and stuff! Dammit!

-->'''Titanus:''' Sorry, I was busy reading a story to the kids. Oh, we're fighting now? [[LetsGetDangerous Serious faces on!]]

-->'''Rita:''' That's it! I'm tired of arguing when ''[[PowerRangersRPM RPM]]'' takes place on Rangerboard!\\
'''Goldar:''' My liege, we both know it's between ''[[PowerRangersSPD SPD]]'' and ''[[PowerRangersTimeForce Time Force]]''.\\

-->'''Jason:''' ''[camera fades out]'' Oh no, I can't see! ''[camera fades back in]'' Oh wait, it's better now.

-->'''Jason:''' I'm really amused that your character traits mimic those of [[TheMuppetShow Sam the Eagle]].\\

-->'''Primator:''' By the time I'm done with this show, it'll look like ''{{Teletubbies}}''.\\

-->'''Rita:''' [[Crap,]] I forgot to make them face their fears and stuff! Dammit!

* Episode 27:

* From episode 3:

* From episode 8:

-->'''Jason:''' All right, the Star Slingers! I can't wait to use them over and over and over! Tommy, do you know what "{{Zyuranger}}" means?

-->'''Rita:''' ''[pointing to the subtitles]'' Squatt, I thought I told you to get rid of those random words!

-->'''Rita:''' That's it! I'm tired of arguing when ''[[PowerRangersRPM RPM]]'' takes place on Rangerboard!

-->'''Fuyutski:''' WallBanger