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* From the very start of episode 11:

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* From Episode 10:
-->'''Titanus:''' Sorry, I was busy reading a story to
the very start of episode kids. Oh, we're fighting now? [[LetsGetDangerous Serious faces on!]]
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* From episode 3:
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-->'''Rita:''' And now to take you twits on one-on-one for the first and only time all series!



-->'''Rita:''' Squatt, I thought I told you to get rid of those random words!

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** Any line of Titanus's.
** Jason pointing out the difference with Tommy's shield in the footage:
-->'''Jason:''' Go put on your ''real'' shield, doofus!
** When Jason finds the Star Slingers:
-->'''Jason:''' All right, the Star Slingers! I can't wait to use them over and over and over! Tommy, do you know what "{{Zyuranger}}" means?
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-->'''Rita:''' ''[pointing to the subtitles]'' Squatt, I thought I told you to get rid of those random words!


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* Episode 24:
** Primator doing his impressions of the Rangers.
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-->'''Jason:''' I'm really amused that your character traits mimic those of [[TheMuppetShow Sam the Eagle]].\\
'''Primator:''' Oh no, my influence is showing!
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-->'''Primator:''' By the time I'm done with this show, it'll look like ''{{Teletubbies}}''.\\
'''Jason:''' I thought you wanted to make it ''less'' gay!


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* Episode 33:
** "Next week on RECORD YOUR DAMN LINES, ALPHA!"
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* After being confronted that his claims that the deaths of two soldiers pushed Folken to defect when he was responsible for [[AMillionIsAStatistic killing thousands in his kinsmen by masterminding the invasions of several countries]] sounded suspicious, he pointed out they were [[FetishFuel Incestuous, Bisexual, Identical Twin, Ninja, Catgirls with big breasts]]. This instantly convinces the entire room.

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* After being confronted that his claims that the deaths of two soldiers pushed Folken to defect when sounded suspicious, considering he was responsible for [[AMillionIsAStatistic killing thousands in of his kinsmen by masterminding the invasions of several countries]] sounded suspicious, countries]], he pointed out they were [[FetishFuel Incestuous, Bisexual, Identical Twin, Ninja, Ninja Catgirls with big breasts]].Big Breasts]]. This instantly convinces the entire room.
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From [[http://www.dailymotion.com/Uraby210 Uraby210's series]]:

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From [[http://www.dailymotion.com/Uraby210 youtube.com/user/Uraby210Incorporated Uraby210's series]]:
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* ''SuperMarioBrosTheParodySeries'':
** Bowser chastising the Koopalings' terrible attempts at mischief in episode 2:


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* From episode 8:
-->'''Rita:''' Squatt, I thought I told you to get rid of those random words!
* From the very start of episode 11:
-->'''Rita:''' That's it! I'm tired of arguing when ''[[PowerRangersRPM RPM]]'' takes place on Rangerboard!
* From episode 29: "Background change attack!" "Oh no! Now we're on a beach!" "That's not all I have planned!" "Now we're on a mountainside! An ''exploding'' mountainside!"
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*** "Honestly, who stands on top of a tree?" "Who ''punches down'' a tree?!"

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*** "Honestly, who stands on top of a tree?" tree?"
"Who ''punches down'' a tree?!"


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*** The ''entire'' contemplation between Boton and Keiko.
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** "Aww, geez, you look like a puppy."

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** "Aww, geez, you look like a puppy. A blond eviscerated puppy."
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--> '''Folken''': You ''didn't'' expect an equal and opposite reaction?!

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--> '''Folken''': You I beg your pardon my lord, I must have something stupid in my ear. Because it sounds like you just said you ''didn't'' expect an equal and opposite reaction?!reaction!



-->'''Folken''': '''You're''' [[spoiler:'''ISAAC FREAKING NEWTON!''']]

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-->'''Folken''': Sir, with all due respect... '''You're''' [[spoiler:'''ISAAC FREAKING FUCKING NEWTON!''']]
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** During the first few minutes of the series, [[spoiler:Alucard kills [[{{Twilight}} Edward Cullen]]. Also doubles as a MomentOfAwesome.

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** During the first few minutes of the series, [[spoiler:Alucard kills [[{{Twilight}} Edward Cullen]]. ]] Also doubles as a MomentOfAwesome.
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And now, Teamfourstar (Yes, that [[DragonballAbridged Teamfourstar]]) has their own abridged series [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgnIjJexut4 here]]-
* In the first episode, Alucard quickly becomes a "crowning character of funny".
** The BaitAndSwitchCredits involving OnePiece.
** During the first few minutes of the series, [[spoiler:Alucard kills [[{{Twilight}} Edward Cullen]]. Also doubles as a MomentOfAwesome.
-->'''[[spoiler:Edward Cullen]]: [[spoiler:(Answers the door) Who is it?]]
-->'''[[spoiler:Alucard]]: [[spoiler: Oh, you know(Shoots Edward Cullen) A real fuckin' vampire!]]

** Alucard annoying Seras to "take the shot".
*** "There! I took the fucking shot! She's dead! There's blood everywhere!"
** This exchange-
-->'''Vampire Priest''': Are you mocking me?
-->'''Alucard''': [[SarcasmMode Oh, no. No, no, no, no...]] (Scoffs) Yeah! (Shoots the vampire priest.)

** "Sorry about that whole shooting you thing. But, I know if you look deep into your heart...Which is currently all over that tree..."
** "Aww, geez, you look like a puppy."
** The "field report"-
-->'''Integra''': So, that's your field report?
-->'''Alucard''': Yup.
-->'''Integra''': You went for walk in the forest at midnight?
-->'''Alucard''': Yup.
-->'''Integra''': You killed a homicidial vampire priest?
-->'''Alucard''': Dead.
-->'''Integra''': And then you turned someone into a vampire who happened to be a
-->'''Both''': Big tittied police girl.

** "I take enthusiastic walks."
*** "And kill homicidial vampire priests..."
*** "''Very'' enthusiastic walks."
** "Hey, Police Girl! Police Girl! This is awesome! You should totally join in! Seriously, there's like 40 zombies in here! Just one shot in the head and they explode! Just like HouseOfTheDead only, like, 100 times more awesome!"
*** Made even funnier due to the whole scene showing Seras with a bored look on her face rather than Alucard's joy-fueled carnage.
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From [[http://www.dailymotion.com/Uraby210 Uraby210's series]]:
* Episode 10 - A Fishy Tale
** Luffy grabbing Nami's knife-wielding hand and jamming it into her shoulder multiple times:
--> '''Luffy:''' Stop stabbing yourself. Stop stabbing yourself. Stop Stabbing yourself.
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** ''* LOG'D!* ''
** Zabuza's unmasked voice: [[spoiler: JerryLewis. "What? Oh no, the lady! The pretty lady with the way of the dying! Why'd she have to die?" "Why are you attacking me when I'm grieving over the pretty lady! She was so pretty and lady! Good-bye to the mousie!" "Oh, nice Kakashi person, can you revive me and the pretty lady with the Dragonballs?"]]
** You want voice differentiation? [[LiamOBrien That's]] GAARA!
** "Are you done? ''You sure''? 'Cause I'm not going to get interrupted again by that stupid plot! Okay then. Haku, you're min--* scene cut* ''SON OF A FUC(bleep) MIS(bleep) CUN(bleep bleeeep) BALONEY!''"
** "[[YourSoulIsMine NO!]] Now [[ADateWithRosiePalms alone time is useless]]!"
** Clucky's triumphant return to [[spoiler:kick Orochimaru's and Kabuto's asses]].

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** * ''* LOG'D!* ''
** * Zabuza's unmasked voice: [[spoiler: JerryLewis. "What? Oh no, the lady! The pretty lady with the way of the dying! Why'd she have to die?" "Why are you attacking me when I'm grieving over the pretty lady! She was so pretty and lady! Good-bye to the mousie!" "Oh, nice Kakashi person, can you revive me and the pretty lady with the Dragonballs?"]]
** * You want voice differentiation? [[LiamOBrien That's]] GAARA!
** * "Are you done? ''You sure''? 'Cause I'm not going to get interrupted again by that stupid plot! Okay then. Haku, you're min--* scene cut* ''SON OF A FUC(bleep) MIS(bleep) CUN(bleep bleeeep) BALONEY!''"
** * "[[YourSoulIsMine NO!]] Now [[ADateWithRosiePalms alone time is useless]]!"
** * Clucky's triumphant return to [[spoiler:kick Orochimaru's and Kabuto's asses]].



** From episode 23, when Kakashi sees the Akatsuki at the teahouse.

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* Episode 23 has many:
** From episode 23, when The part where Kakashi first sees the Akatsuki at the teahouse.



** Naruto singing "Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight".
** "Oh no... it's... [[spoiler: JAPANESE HITLER!]]"

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*** Excellent. Excellent! [[EvilLaugh AHAHAHAHAHAHA!]]
** Kakashi's flashback of his [[CurbStompBattle fight]] with Itachi and Kisame involves him being overly heroic, Itachi and Kisame as [[EvilBrit Evil Brits]] complete with mustaches and monocles, and Kurenai (and Asuma) treating him like a sex god.
---> '''Kurenai:''' ''(flashback)'' Kakashi! Protect me...with your penis.
---> '''Asuma:''' ''(flashback)'' Me too!
---> '''Asuma:''' ''(reality)'' The hell man!
** Then afterwards we get Kurenai's response to the flashback.
---> '''Kurenai:''' Honestly, what would Anko say if she heard you talking about me like that?
---> '''Anko:''' ''(off screen)'' Whooo! Threesome!
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Naruto singing "Living in the Sunlight, Loving in the Moonlight".
** * "Oh no... it's... [[spoiler: JAPANESE HITLER!]]"



** "Ah...NO...as...NO... P.S. you're smelly!"
** '''''GET THAT WEAK SHIT OUTTA HERE!!!!!'''''
** The gay prison warden.
** "So he's like... Kung Fu Action Jesus?"
** "YOU! Give me your '''''SHOELACES'''''!"
** The scenes between Zuko and Zhao in episode 2, especially the X-Men part and 'yeah, you go ahead and run with your tail between your legs. It should be a lot easier to put it there ''without any '''BALLS!''''''
** "With the power of crossdressing, I will be unstoppable!"
** "WHY A '''DUCK!?''' ''WHY A '''DUCK?!"'''''
** "[[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud ROFLMAO]] LRN 2 PLAY [[{{Noob}} N00B]]!" "HAXORZ!"
** "So let me get this straight. The first girl my age I ''ever'' meet, I get a kiss like 'that'. ''You'' chase some guy ''halfway across the region'', and not ''only'' does he ''reject'' you, but it turns out: he's ''gay''?! Sokka: one, Katara: negative five! (Iroh: 5000)"
** "Dear Zuko. Stop. Hahaha. Stop. I got a promotion. Stop. Hahaha. Stop. You're horribly disfigured. Stop. Good day."
** "Oh man, can you at least roll me over so I can pretend you're fighting?" "Zip it, Zuko!"
** "He's... he's blue!" "Da Ba Dee, Da Ba DIE BITCH!"
** Aang:* being chased by monster* Can't die still a virgin.Can't die still virgin.Can't die still a virgin
** A rare wordless Moment in Episode 9, Zuko vs Aang. 20 seconds of "NNNG-NNNG-NNNG-NNNG-NNNG!!" and one "WEEEEEEE!".
** Before the battle in Episode 10:

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** * "Ah...NO...as...NO... P.S. you're smelly!"
** * '''''GET THAT WEAK SHIT OUTTA HERE!!!!!'''''
** * The gay prison warden.
** * "So he's like... Kung Fu Action Jesus?"
** * "YOU! Give me your '''''SHOELACES'''''!"
** * The scenes between Zuko and Zhao in episode 2, especially the X-Men part and 'yeah, you go ahead and run with your tail between your legs. It should be a lot easier to put it there ''without any '''BALLS!''''''
** * "With the power of crossdressing, I will be unstoppable!"
** * "WHY A '''DUCK!?''' ''WHY A '''DUCK?!"'''''
** * "[[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud ROFLMAO]] LRN 2 PLAY [[{{Noob}} N00B]]!" "HAXORZ!"
** * "So let me get this straight. The first girl my age I ''ever'' meet, I get a kiss like 'that'. ''You'' chase some guy ''halfway across the region'', and not ''only'' does he ''reject'' you, but it turns out: he's ''gay''?! Sokka: one, Katara: negative five! (Iroh: 5000)"
** * "Dear Zuko. Stop. Hahaha. Stop. I got a promotion. Stop. Hahaha. Stop. You're horribly disfigured. Stop. Good day."
** * "Oh man, can you at least roll me over so I can pretend you're fighting?" "Zip it, Zuko!"
** * "He's... he's blue!" "Da Ba Dee, Da Ba DIE BITCH!"
** * Aang:* being chased by monster* Can't die still a virgin.Can't die still virgin.Can't die still a virgin
** * A rare wordless Moment in Episode 9, Zuko vs Aang. 20 seconds of "NNNG-NNNG-NNNG-NNNG-NNNG!!" and one "WEEEEEEE!".
** * Before the battle in Episode 10:



** This little memorable exchange.

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** * This little memorable exchange.
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{{Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series}}, DragonBallAbridged, JojosBizarreAdventureAbridged, and YugiohGXTheAbridgedSeries have their own pages reached via main page.

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{{Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series}}, DragonBallAbridged, JojosBizarreAdventureAbridged, YugiohGXTheAbridgedSeries, and YugiohGXTheAbridgedSeries SailorMoonAbridged have their own pages reached via main page.
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[[folder: Sailor Moon]]
* ''SailorMoonAbridged''
** EVERYTHING [[NoIndoorVoice Raye]] says. But especially...
--->'''Raye:''' (In the middle of a theme park, NoIndoorVoice as usual) I LOVE THE SCREAMS OF CHILDREN!
** Don't forget
--->'''Raye:''' CATHOLIC GIRLS TASTE BETTER.
** Episode 31, after Sailor Moon gets knocked unconscious.
--->'''Amy:''' Oh, she's awake! She'll be okay!
--->'''Raye:''' GOD DAMMIT.
** Or Episode 31's heartwarming ending:
--->'''Raye:''' DON'T WORRY SAILOR MOON, WE'LL ALWAYS BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
--->'''Serena:''' Thanks!
--->'''Raye:''' WITH A KNIFE.
--->'''Serena:''' Oh.
--->'''Raye:''' TO STAB YOU.
--->'''Serena:''' I-I get it.
--->'''Raye:''' AND TWIST IT.
--->'''Serena:''' Okay.
--->'''Raye:''' I HATE YOU!!!
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMZuOVaVD3E The Christmas Special]].
--->'''Mina:'''On the first day of Christmas, Tuxedo Mask gave to me; this, like, totally awesome bag by Versace. On the second day of Christmas, Tuxedo Mask gave to me-
--->'''Serena:''' What do you mean he gave it to you?! He's my boyfriend, you lying whore!
--->'''Mina:''' Uh...
--->'''Serena:''' This is my song now. On the second day of Christmas, Tuxedo Mask gave to me; ME! Two stupid space cats-
--->'''Mina:''' Uh, he totally didn't give those to you. Like, one of those was mine, anyway.
--->'''Serena:''' Well, then he gave me two giant cakes, Cheetos, and marshmallows and Oreos-
--->'''Raye:''' OH MY GOD, SHUT THE '''*honk*''' UP!!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANY LONGER!! MY SONG NOW! ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS, TUXEDO GAVE TO ME; THREE GOOD REASONS TO CUT MYSELF, though there was probably more than that, AND A TOTALLY SEXY BAG BY VERSACE. ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, TUXEDO MASK GAVE TO ME; FOUR FAGGY GENERALS-
--->'''Zoicite:''' Hu-hu-hu-hu-hu
--->'''Raye:''' ...TWO STUPID SPACE CATS AND A SWEET-ASS PAIR OF HEELS BY VERSACE. ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, TUXEDO MASK GAVE TO ME-
--->'''[[BigEater Serena]]:''' Fiiiiiiiive [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krispy_Kreme Krrrrrrissspy Kreeeeeeemes!]] Nom nom nom nom nom, three bags of beer nuts, two giant cakes-Oh my God, I'm drooling-and some Versace thing.
--->'''Amy:''' On the sixth day of Christmas, Tuxedo Mask gave to me-
--->'''Raye:''' SHUT UP, AMY!!!
--->'''Amy:''' Aww...
--->'''Sailor Scouts:''' five seasons of plot holes-
--->'''Lita:''' Four homo generals-
--->'''Raye:''' All of which will die-
--->'''Serena:''' Two giant cakes, and I can't fit in my new dress by Versace.
--->'''Lita:''' On the seventh day of Xmas, tuxedo mask gave to me; seven rainbow prime crystals, yo-
--->'''Amy:''' Six mischances of speaking up,
--->'''Serena:''' Five Krispy Kremes, nom nom nom nom,
---->'''[[NoIndoorVoice Raye]]:''' [[AmbiguouslyGay FOUR FAGGY GENERALS]], [[EmoTeen THREE REASONS TO CUT MYSELF]], [[TeamPet TWO STUPID SPACE CATS]]-
--->'''[[TheDitz Mina]]:''' And like, oh my God, did you see this ''bracelet!?'' On the eighth day of Christmas, Tuxedo Mask gave to me; eight- I can't count that high-
--->'''Artemis:''' Seven tequila slammers-
--->'''Amy:''' I'm still singing you guys...-
--->'''Raye:''' Five sacrificial pyres-
--->'''Mina:''' Four totally cute generals, three sailor scouts-
--->'''Lita:''' There's totally four of us-
--->'''Amy:''' Five actualy-
--->'''Mina:''' Coat by Versace. On the ninth day of Christmas, Tuxedo Mask gave to me-
--->'''Raye:''' THIS SONG IS '''*honk*'''ING ENDLESS!! JESUS CHRIST, '''*honk*''' THIS SHIT!!!
[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6WmBWHdjQE The entirety]] of the ''{{Pokemon}}''-themed MusicalEpisode.
** All of the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jRQwHOgfHQ&feature=channel_page Remix ad]], but epically:
--->'''Narrator:''' Her friend Carrie becomes a [[{{Carrie}} telekinetic blood thirsty psychopa-]] whoops, wrong show!!!
--->'''Carrie:''' Sailor Venus!
* The voices for [[strike: Malachite]] Lapis Lazuli and [[strike: Zoicite]] Zultanite in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Figp4qp2Xfc the remix episode]]
* Two moments from the episode 7 bloopers:
--->'''Molly''': No, Serena! Go back into your coma, forever!

--->'''Amy''': Jesus, please bring my friends back!
--->'''Off-screen voice''': No.
* This moment in episode 4:
--->'''Serena:''' Mr. Chair? If you see Luna, can you tell her that I need her help?
--->'''Off-screen voice:''' Okay.
* Episode 26/27, especially the part where Zoicite is chasing Luna and Hercules:
--->'''Zoicite:''' I defy physics!

--->'''Zoicite:''' Oh my god! The rats are eating me! Even though I can teleport!

* This entire exchange from the movie:
--->'''* after Rini produces a toy gun from her Luna Ball* '''
--->'''Raye:''' "HOLY SH* honk* , THE TODDLER HAS A GUN! A-* honk* ING-MAZING! HEADSHOT!"
--->'''* gun fires a tiny suction-cup with a banner attached to it that says "Bang" when it hits Serena* '''
--->'''Raye:''' "AWWW * honk*, SHE'S OKAY? AWWW!"
--->'''Rini:''' [[TheUnIntelligible * mumbles* ]]
--->'''Serena:''' "Okay, someone's gotta tell me who the * honk* this kid is!
--->'''Lita:''' "Serena, you don't remember?"
--->'''Mina:''' "Yeah! You were in, like, a food coma for the past seven years, and this is your daughter, Rini!"
--->'''Serena:''' "WHAT? How the hell did THAT happen?"
--->'''Lita:''' "Well...y'see...when a man and a woman love each other--"
--->'''Mina:''' "They snuggle!"
--->'''Lita:''' "Yeah. Sure, Mina. [[ReallyGetsAround You snuggle all the time...]]
--->'''Mina:''' "Ew, no way, I hate snuggling. I just * honk* 'em and leave."

** And this:
--->'''Fiore:''' "We will send out the seed of my flowers!"
--->'''Sailor Scouts:''' "Ewwww!"
--->'''Fiore:''' "And we won't stop until the Earth is covered by my seed!"
--->'''Sailor Scouts:''' ''"Ewwwww!"''
--->'''Serena:''' "Oh my God!
--->'''Fiore:''' "The entire earth will die, suffocated by my ''seed!''"
--->'''Serena:''' "Okay, seriously, you need to ''stop.'' Sicko."

* From Episode 2:
--->'''Serena:''' "Those pricks didn't read my letter! I'm gonna go there and complain!"
--->'''Luna:''' "Their address is listed in this newspaper."
--->'''Serena:''' "YOU CAN READ?!?"
--->'''Luna:''' "Serena, if I can talk of course I can read!"
--->'''Serena:''' ".......YOU CAN TALK?!?"

* Episode 17:
--->'''Serena:''' Don't cut corners, kids!
--->'''Luna:''' You should talk.
--->'''Serena:''' Shut up, you insensitive bitch, I have a learning disability!

* From the Episode 9 Bloopers:
--->'''Tidus:''' "Aren't you going to congratulatemeshlebabla YOUR PENIS?

* From Episode 21
--->'''Luna:''' "Lita! Take this stick and do what I say!"
--->'''Lita:''' "I've heard that line before.."

* Episode 34's got several; these two in particular stick out IMHO:
--->''(skiers start tripping on small hills)''
--->'''Skier 1:''' My ulna!
--->'''Skier 2:''' Your what? Ah, my vulva!
--->'''Roll002:''' ''(singing offscreen)'' And everybody died!

--->'''Mina:''' Chad and I totally had sex earlier!
--->'''Chad:''' Mina, I told you to keep that a secret.
--->'''Mina:''' Keep what a secret?
--->''(Cut to a shocked Raye)''
--->'''Serena:''' Oh God, she's speechless...
--->''(ArtShift to live-action explosion site)''
--->'''Everyone:''' RUN!!
--->''(Explosion)''

* The Chia Pet ad at the end of episode 28, especially when they promote the "newest Chia Pet, [[EarWorm ch-ch-ch-Molly!]]"
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--->'''Mina:''' Um...
--->'''Serena:''' This is my song now. On the second day of Christmas, Tuxedo Mask gave to me ME; two stupid space cats-
--->'''Mina:''' Uh, he didn't totally give those to you. Like, one of them was mine, anyway.
--->'''Serena:''' Well, then he gave me two giant cakes, Cheetos's, and marshmallows and Oreos-
--->'''Raye:''' OH MY GOD, SHUT THE '''*honk*''' UP!!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANY LONGER!! MY SONG NOW! ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS, TUXEDO GAVE TO ME; THREE GOOD REASONS TO CUT MYSELF, though there more than that, AND A TOTALLY SEXY BAG BY VERSACE. ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, TUXEDO MASK GAVE TO ME; FOUR FAGGY GENERALS-
--->'''Zoicite:''' Bru-hu-hu-hu-hu

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--->'''Mina:''' Um...
Uh...
--->'''Serena:''' This is my song now. On the second day of Christmas, Tuxedo Mask gave to me ME; two me; ME! Two stupid space cats-
--->'''Mina:''' Uh, he totally didn't totally give those to you. Like, one of them those was mine, anyway.
--->'''Serena:''' Well, then he gave me two giant cakes, Cheetos's, Cheetos, and marshmallows and Oreos-
--->'''Raye:''' OH MY GOD, SHUT THE '''*honk*''' UP!!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANY LONGER!! MY SONG NOW! ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS, TUXEDO GAVE TO ME; THREE GOOD REASONS TO CUT MYSELF, though there was probably more than that, AND A TOTALLY SEXY BAG BY VERSACE. ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, TUXEDO MASK GAVE TO ME; FOUR FAGGY GENERALS-
--->'''Zoicite:''' Bru-hu-hu-hu-huHu-hu-hu-hu-hu



--->'''Amy:''' On the sixth day of Chrismas Tuxedo Mask gave to me-

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--->'''Amy:''' On the sixth day of Chrismas Christmas, Tuxedo Mask gave to me-



--->'''Serena:''' Two giant cakes, and I can fit in my new dress by Versace.

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--->'''Serena:''' Two giant cakes, and I can can't fit in my new dress by Versace.



--->'''Amy:''' Six more chances of speaking now,
--->'''Mina:''' Five Krispy Kremes, nom nom nom nom,
---->'''[[NoIndoorVoice Raye]]:''' [[AmbiguouslyGay FOUR FAGGY GENERALS]], [[EmoTeen THREE REASONS TO CUT MYSELF]], [[TeamPet TWO STUPID SPACE-CATS]]-

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--->'''Amy:''' Six more chances mischances of speaking now,
--->'''Mina:'''
up,
--->'''Serena:'''
Five Krispy Kremes, nom nom nom nom,
---->'''[[NoIndoorVoice Raye]]:''' [[AmbiguouslyGay FOUR FAGGY GENERALS]], [[EmoTeen THREE REASONS TO CUT MYSELF]], [[TeamPet TWO STUPID SPACE-CATS]]-SPACE CATS]]-



--->'''Amy:''' I'm so sick of you guys...-

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--->'''Amy:''' I'm so sick of still singing you guys...-
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[[folder:Ouran The Vaguely Abridged Series]]
* When Haruhi tries to hide in a wardrobe during the thunderstorm in episode 8:
-->'''Tamaki:''' You can't go to [[TheChroniclesOfNarnia Narnia]] without me! Let me in!
-->'''Haruhi:''' Are you high?
-->'''Tamaki:''' Take me, Mr. Tumnus! Wait, Aslan! ''I'''m TheChosenOne!
* After the twins try to take Renge's advice in episode 4 and play sport:
-->'''Kaoru:''' I fell over and hurt my leg from standing here watching you score that goal because it was so hetero. So hetero!
-->'''Hikaru:''' Thank you, Kaoru. You're the best brother in the world. That means so much to me-in a strictly platonic way!
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When Haruhi tries to hide in a wardrobe during the thunderstorm in episode 8:
->'''Tamaki:''' You can't go to [[TheChroniclesOfNarnia Narnia]] without me! Let me in!
->'''Haruhi:''' Are you high?
->'''Tamaki:''' Take me, Mr. Tumnus! Wait, Aslan! ''I'''m TheChosenOne!

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When *When Haruhi tries to hide in a wardrobe during the thunderstorm in episode 8:
->'''Tamaki:''' -->'''Tamaki:''' You can't go to [[TheChroniclesOfNarnia Narnia]] without me! Let me in!
->'''Haruhi:''' -->'''Haruhi:''' Are you high?
->'''Tamaki:''' -->'''Tamaki:''' Take me, Mr. Tumnus! Wait, Aslan! ''I'''m TheChosenOne!TheChosenOne!
*After the twins try to take Renge's advice in episode 4 and play sport:
-->'''Kaoru:''' I fell over and hurt my leg from standing here watching you score that goal because it was so hetero. So hetero!
-->'''Hikaru:''' Thank you, Kaoru. You're the best brother in the world. That means so much to me-in a strictly platonic way!


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[[folder:Pokémon]]
* Box of Danger
** Ash's imaginary phone call in Episode 2.
** After Misty's sisters offer Ash a badge in episode 7:
--> '''Misty:''' Ah, hell no! Were you just gonna give it to him? [[SeriousBusiness This isn't your virginity, it's a Gym Badge!]]
** Misty trying to think up a GreenAesop for Episode 17.
--> '''Misty:''' Those fools! They're disrespecting the ocean. And the ocean is much like an elephant, it never forgives. Wait, that doesn't make any sense! Where was I going with that? Are they still look-oh, sh*t, they ''are'' still looking at me. They can't hear me, can they?
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--->''(ArtShift to live-action explosion site)

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--->''(ArtShift to live-action explosion site)site)''


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*The Chia Pet ad at the end of episode 28, especially when they promote the "newest Chia Pet, [[EarWorm ch-ch-ch-Molly!]]"
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* Episode 34's got several; these two in particular stick out IMHO:
--->''(skiers start tripping on small hills)''
--->'''Skier 1:''' My ulna!
--->'''Skier 2:''' Your what? Ah, my vulva!
--->'''Roll002:''' ''(singing offscreen)'' And everybody died!

--->'''Mina:''' Chad and I totally had sex earlier!
--->'''Chad:''' Mina, I told you to keep that a secret.
--->'''Mina:''' Keep what a secret?
--->''(Cut to a shocked Raye)''
--->'''Serena:''' Oh God, she's speechless...
--->''(ArtShift to live-action explosion site)
--->'''Everyone:''' RUN!!
--->''(Explosion)''


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[[folder:Ouran The Vaguely Abridged Series]]
When Haruhi tries to hide in a wardrobe during the thunderstorm in episode 8:
->'''Tamaki:''' You can't go to [[TheChroniclesOfNarnia Narnia]] without me! Let me in!
->'''Haruhi:''' Are you high?
->'''Tamaki:''' Take me, Mr. Tumnus! Wait, Aslan! ''I'''m TheChosenOne!
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--->'''Raye:''' OH MY GOD, SHUT THE ...Blurp... UP!!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANY LONGER!! MY SONG NOW! ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS, TUXEDO GAVE TO ME; THREE GOOD REASONS TO CUT MYSELF, though there more than that, AND A TOTALLY SEXY BAG BY VERSACE. ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, TUXEDO MASK GAVE TO ME; FOUR FAGGY GENERALS-

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--->'''Raye:''' OH MY GOD, SHUT THE ...Blurp... THE '''*honk*''' UP!!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANY LONGER!! MY SONG NOW! ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS, TUXEDO GAVE TO ME; THREE GOOD REASONS TO CUT MYSELF, though there more than that, AND A TOTALLY SEXY BAG BY VERSACE. ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, TUXEDO MASK GAVE TO ME; FOUR FAGGY GENERALS-



--->'''Raye:''' ...TWO STUPID SPACE CATS AND A SWEET OF PAIR OF HEELS BY VERSACE. ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, TUXEDO MASK GAVE TO ME-

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--->'''Raye:''' ...TWO STUPID SPACE CATS AND A SWEET OF SWEET-ASS PAIR OF HEELS BY VERSACE. ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, TUXEDO MASK GAVE TO ME-

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--->'''Mina:'''On the first day of Christmas, Tuxedo Mask came to me; this, like, totally awesome bag by Versace. On the second day of Christmas, Tuxedo Mask came to me-

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--->'''Mina:'''On the first day of Christmas, Tuxedo Mask came gave to me; this, like, totally awesome bag by Versace. On the second day of Christmas, Tuxedo Mask came gave to me-



--->'''Serena:''' This is my song now. On the second day of Christmas, Tuxedo Mask came to me ME; two stupid space cats-

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--->'''Serena:''' This is my song now. On the second day of Christmas, Tuxedo Mask came gave to me ME; two stupid space cats-



--->'''[[BigEater Serena]]:''' Fiiiiiiiive [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krispy_Kreme Krrrrrrissspy Kreeeeeeemes!]] Nom nom nom nom nom, three bags of beer nuts, two giant cakes-Oh my God, I'm drooling-and some Versace thing.

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--->'''[[BigEater Serena]]:''' Fiiiiiiiive [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krispy_Kreme Krrrrrrissspy Kreeeeeeemes!]] Kreeeeeeemes!]] Nom nom nom nom nom, three bags of beer nuts, two giant cakes-Oh my God, I'm drooling-and some Versace thing.



--->'''Lita:''' On the seventh day of Xmas, tuxedo mask came to me; seven rainbow prime crystals, yo-

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--->'''Lita:''' On the seventh day of Xmas, tuxedo mask came gave to me; seven rainbow prime crystals, yo-



--->'''[[TheDitz Mina]]:''' And like, oh my God, did you see this ''bracelet!?'' On the eighth day of Christmas, Tuxedo Mask came to me; eight- I can't count that high-

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--->'''[[TheDitz Mina]]:''' And like, oh my God, did you see this ''bracelet!?'' On the eighth day of Christmas, Tuxedo Mask came gave to me; eight- I can't count that high-



--->'''Mina:''' Five sacrificial pyres-

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--->'''Mina:''' --->'''Raye:''' Five sacrificial pyres-



--->'''Mina:''' There's totally four of us-
--->'''Mina:''' Five actualy-
--->'''Mina:''' Coat by Versace. On the ninth day of Christmas, Tuxedo Mask came to me-
--->'''Mina:''' THIS SONG IS '''*honk*'''ING ENDLESS!! JESUS CHRIST, '''*honk*''' THIS SHIT!!!** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6WmBWHdjQE The entirety]] of the ''{{Pokemon}}''-themed MusicalEpisode.

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--->'''Mina:''' --->'''Lita:''' There's totally four of us-
--->'''Mina:''' --->'''Amy:''' Five actualy-
--->'''Mina:''' Coat by Versace. On the ninth day of Christmas, Tuxedo Mask came gave to me-
--->'''Mina:''' --->'''Raye:''' THIS SONG IS '''*honk*'''ING ENDLESS!! JESUS CHRIST, '''*honk*''' THIS SHIT!!!** SHIT!!!
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--->'''[[BigEater Serena]]:''' Fiiiiiiiive [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krispy_Kreme Krrrrrrissspy Kreeeeeeemes!]] Nom nom nom nom!
--->'''[[NoIndoorVoice Raye]]:''' [[AmbiguouslyGay FOUR FAGGY GENERALS]], [[EmoTeen THREE REASONS TO CUT MYSELF]], [[TeamPet TWO STUPID SPACE-CATS]]-
--->'''[[TheDitz Mina]]:''' And like, omigod, did you see this ''bracelet!?''
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6WmBWHdjQE The entirety]] of the ''{{Pokemon}}''-themed MusicalEpisode.

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--->'''Mina:'''On the first day of Christmas, Tuxedo Mask came to me; this, like, totally awesome bag by Versace. On the second day of Christmas, Tuxedo Mask came to me-
--->'''Serena:''' What do you mean he gave it to you?! He's my boyfriend, you lying whore!
--->'''Mina:''' Um...
--->'''Serena:''' This is my song now. On the second day of Christmas, Tuxedo Mask came to me ME; two stupid space cats-
--->'''Mina:''' Uh, he didn't totally give those to you. Like, one of them was mine, anyway.
--->'''Serena:''' Well, then he gave me two giant cakes, Cheetos's, and marshmallows and Oreos-
--->'''Raye:''' OH MY GOD, SHUT THE ...Blurp... UP!!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANY LONGER!! MY SONG NOW! ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS, TUXEDO GAVE TO ME; THREE GOOD REASONS TO CUT MYSELF, though there more than that, AND A TOTALLY SEXY BAG BY VERSACE. ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, TUXEDO MASK GAVE TO ME; FOUR FAGGY GENERALS-
--->'''Zoicite:''' Bru-hu-hu-hu-hu
--->'''Raye:''' ...TWO STUPID SPACE CATS AND A SWEET OF PAIR OF HEELS BY VERSACE. ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, TUXEDO MASK GAVE TO ME-
--->'''[[BigEater Serena]]:''' Fiiiiiiiive [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krispy_Kreme Krrrrrrissspy Kreeeeeeemes!]] Kreeeeeeemes!]] Nom nom nom nom!
--->'''[[NoIndoorVoice
nom nom, three bags of beer nuts, two giant cakes-Oh my God, I'm drooling-and some Versace thing.
--->'''Amy:''' On the sixth day of Chrismas Tuxedo Mask gave to me-
--->'''Raye:''' SHUT UP, AMY!!!
--->'''Amy:''' Aww...
--->'''Sailor Scouts:''' five seasons of plot holes-
--->'''Lita:''' Four homo generals-
--->'''Raye:''' All of which will die-
--->'''Serena:''' Two giant cakes, and I can fit in my new dress by Versace.
--->'''Lita:''' On the seventh day of Xmas, tuxedo mask came to me; seven rainbow prime crystals, yo-
--->'''Amy:''' Six more chances of speaking now,
--->'''Mina:''' Five Krispy Kremes, nom nom nom nom,
---->'''[[NoIndoorVoice
Raye]]:''' [[AmbiguouslyGay FOUR FAGGY GENERALS]], [[EmoTeen THREE REASONS TO CUT MYSELF]], [[TeamPet TWO STUPID SPACE-CATS]]-
--->'''[[TheDitz Mina]]:''' And like, omigod, oh my God, did you see this ''bracelet!?''
**
''bracelet!?'' On the eighth day of Christmas, Tuxedo Mask came to me; eight- I can't count that high-
--->'''Artemis:''' Seven tequila slammers-
--->'''Amy:''' I'm so sick of you guys...-
--->'''Mina:''' Five sacrificial pyres-
--->'''Mina:''' Four totally cute generals, three sailor scouts-
--->'''Mina:''' There's totally four of us-
--->'''Mina:''' Five actualy-
--->'''Mina:''' Coat by Versace. On the ninth day of Christmas, Tuxedo Mask came to me-
--->'''Mina:''' THIS SONG IS '''*honk*'''ING ENDLESS!! JESUS CHRIST, '''*honk*''' THIS SHIT!!!**
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--->'''Naruto and Sakura''' (at the same time, after being told that they are in the same team as [[EvenTheGuysWantHim Sasuke]]): THREESOME NO JUTSU!
--->'''Naruto''' (holding the ancient scroll): HOW THE HELL DO I SMOKE THIS?
--->'''[[strike: Kakashi]] David Bowie:''' Nothing can kill David Bowie!

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** --->'''Naruto and Sakura''' (at the same time, after being told that they are in the same team as [[EvenTheGuysWantHim Sasuke]]): THREESOME NO JUTSU!
** --->'''Naruto''' (holding the ancient scroll): HOW THE HELL DO I SMOKE THIS?
** --->'''[[strike: Kakashi]] David Bowie:''' Nothing can kill David Bowie!



--->'''Sasuke's Brother''': I accept your challenge. * draws deep breath* * siggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

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--->'''Sasuke's --->'''[[strike: Itachi]] Sasuke's Brother''': I accept your challenge. * draws deep breath* * siggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh* siggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
--->'''Sasuke''': *siggggggggghhhhhhhhh*
--->'''[[strike: Itachi]] Sasuke's Brother''': *siggggggggghhhhhhhhh* (quickly) Iwin.
--->'''Sasuke''': Damn you, Sasuke's brother. I shall get you back. Somehow...
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--->'''Raye:''' "AWWW, SHE'S OKAY? AWWW!"

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--->'''Raye:''' "AWWW, "AWWW * honk*, SHE'S OKAY? AWWW!"
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** "Attention, faggot: My Mustache is telling you to shut your f*cking mouth!"
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** After Light's mother asks him if he wants dinner
-->'''Sayu:''' Ooh, I know! You could take one of my potato chips...''[[MemeticMutation and eat it!]]''
-->'''Light:''' SHUT THE F*CK UP, THAT'S NEVER BEEN FUNNY!

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**Aang:*being chased by monster*Can't still a virgin.Can't die still virgin.Can't die still a virgin

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**Aang:*being chased by monster*Can't die still a virgin.Can't die still virgin.Can't die still a virgin


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* Episode 6:
-->'''Sokka''': Alright, time for Sokka to save the day!
-->*text appears over town*: Screwed.

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{{Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series}} [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Funny/Yu-Gi-OhTheAbridgedSeries has its own page now.]] [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Funny/DragonBallAbridged As does]] DragonBallAbridged.

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{{Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series}} [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Funny/Yu-Gi-OhTheAbridgedSeries has its Series}}, DragonBallAbridged, JojosBizarreAdventureAbridged, and YugiohGXTheAbridgedSeries have their own page now.]] [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Funny/DragonBallAbridged As does]] DragonBallAbridged.
pages reached via main page.



[[folder: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure]]
*''JojosBizarreAdventure'' Abridged:
-->'''Joseph:''' "Joke's on you asshole. Abdul's muslim, so when he dies he goes to Mcdonalds."
** And as of the eighth episode, it's confirmed! He ''does'' end up to McDonalds!
-->'''Abdul:''' ''(At King Yemma's place)'' '''''"Ahhhhhhhh!!! I f**king hate white people!!!"'''''
** Earlier on the same episode, the whole flashback scene:
-->'''Joseph:''' '''''"WHAT THE FUCK?!? FUCKING PIRANHAS! FUCKING PIRANHAS!! FUCKING PIRANHAS!! WHAT THE FUCK? WHERE THE FUCK DID THE OCTOPUS COME FROM?"'''''
-->'''Present Day Joseph''': "And that's how I got my artificial hand. Good times."
** And in episode seven
-->'''D'Arby''' "Do you remember what you were doing August 13th, 1976?"
-->'''Avdol''' "What? How am I supposed remember something so far away?"
-->'''D'Arby''' "Fine, I'll think of a more eventful time for you dut dut duhduhduhdut ah yes, do you remember what you were doing September 11th, 2001?"
-->'''Avdol''' "[[BerserkButton GO! FUCK YOURSELF!]]"
-->'''D'Arby''' "Oh, but I DID, good sir! I did fuck myself. And do you know when I did it? 9/11."
[[/folder]]



[[folder:Dark Side Incorperated]]
Yu-gi-oh GX abriged:
Episode 1:
*"Behold the power of George Micheal!"
*This Exchange:
-->Alexis:Lemme tell you about the time I had my first period...
-->Zane:I'm outta here!
*"Poetry is always important!"
*"Never again am I staying up till four in the morning watching Tutorials on how to build a pancake helicopter."
*Jaden getting mauled by a dog. FunnierThanItSounds.

Episode 2
*This:
-->Captain(over pa system):This is your captain. If you look to your left you'll see your home for the next four years, filled with shadow riders, a white dorm, alternate universes and the protaginist turning inexplicably evil.
-->Cyrus:Did that guy just ruin 4 whole seasons?
-->Captain:Shut up and enjoy the view! and if you look to the right you'll see the bar my wife is a stripper at.
*Meanwhile at the tool shed...
*The Blind Guy Converstion:
-->Cyrus:that's the last time we take directons from a blind guy.
-->Jaden:blind guy? I thought he was wearing those sunglasses to look cool.
-->Cyrus:He had a guide dog!
-->Jaden:I thought it was his duel spirit.
-->Cyrus:What the hell is wrong with you?
*Dinner Time Conversation:
-->Oblesik Blue:So we got in a fight and killed the bastard.
-->Ra Yellow:So I teamed up with an obelisk blue and we killed the guy.
-->Slifer Red:we got in a fight and they killed my friend.
*The Computer:Now Selecting Battle music.(Barbie Girl plays and then stops) Sorry, that's not mine. I don't know how that got in there. Alexis came over on the weekend and instaled music. I don't like that stuff. I like foo fighters.
Episode 3:
-->Deep Voice:I bleed her pretty good last night.
-->Cyrus:Who the hell are you?
*"Cyrus sit down. I deffineitly did not put a whopee cushon there."
*This:
-->Guy:we've got a new substitute teacher and she's hot.
-->Jerry:The wanna play card games with her kindof hot?
-->Guy:The very same.
-->Jerry:By card games I mean sex.
-->Guy:Shut up jerry.
*Cyrus just Cyrus:
**"Stealing mail is fun!"
**"I don't know where this boat came from but i'm gonna get me some poon tang!"
*Meanwhile in the tool shed... At Night!
*Crowler sining along to the Misson Impossible theme.
*"You girls better not be holding another student against his will again"
*This Call Back
-->Jaden:how did I get a boat so fast?
-->Crowler:How did he get a boat so fast?
*Narrarator:And so the Alexis and Cyrus shipping began.
Episode 4:
*Jaden:Get bent Chaz you no good big tempered money hugging ojama loving but munching asshole!
-->Jaden:You got any other obvious things you wanna point out?
-->Cyrus:Your a dick.
*This:
-->Chaz:Didya see that Jaden? Didya? Didya? Didya?
-->Jaden:I'm dueling you you fruit cake!
*Hell Bastard and his constant moaning about his father...
*Which is followed up by his dad's apperance:"Has anyone seen my son? He's kindof a whiny prick."
Episode 5:
*"I'm a Cyrus fangirl! Let's pair you up with Chumley!"
*After Doctor Banner non chalantly reveals he's married to a cat:
-->Banner:You don't have a probelm with a man dating a cat do you?
-->Cyrus:Of course not. because. i'm... gay. with Jaden.
-->Jaden:Shut up.
*Jadens weed induced rage: WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHEETOS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*"Cyrus we can play state the obvious later..."
*Shortly after getting the hell out of there...
Episode 6:
-->Squad Commander:I think you both should be suspended.
-->Jaden:I think you should shut the hell up
*And Later:
-->Crowler:Your free to chose any partner you wish.
-->Jaden:Good as long as it's not Cyrus
-->Crowler:What and excellent idea! Cyrus it is!
-->Jaden:NO I don't want him.
-->Cyrus:You sound just like my mom!
*After an unecesarrly long story about discescting a worm:
-->Crowler:Why did we even except you?
-->Cyrus:Fuck You! That's why!
*"Because thats what freinds do, we take advantage of your weakness, and then have the courage to say "Hey i'm better than you".
*Jadens stuned reaction to Cyrus tramatuzing childhood
*After their duel:
-->Jaden:Who knows? one day you might just thank me.
-->Cyrus:Thank You?! For what?!
-->Jaden:I don't know but you might just thank me some day
Episode 7:
*Jaden:Man I hate these submisson forms, hmm reasons I want to duel zane... He's a Douche. and he smells bad too.
*Cyrus hearing Jadens voice in his head, and remembering the time jaden got drunk and thrown out of a bar.
*Jaden:He's down here Chumley! The invisible hair ball coming out of my ass told me so!
*Brotherly Love:
-->Zane:Cyrus? you droppin out.
-->Cyrus:Yup.
-->Zane:Sucks to be you.
*It Sucks to Be You... THE SONG!!!
*After Crowler reads Jadens letter...
-->Crowler:Why this sounds like a great idea! I'll get this through right away!
-->Jaden:Really?
-->Crowler:FUCK NO!(rips up the letter)
Episode 8:
*Nuts on the Table! ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin
*After Jaden Gets to close...
-->Jaden:Ow my pancres!
-->Cyrus:Take that you friggin looney!
Episode 9:
*After Chaz asks to be in the tag duel:
-->Crowler:Okay.
-->Chaz:Really?
-->Crowler:FUCK NO!
*Crowler singing to the tune to staying alive.
*The Paradox bros... Out of practice
*Queens song "Bycycle" Playing when he summons cycloroid.
*Alexis getting Bastions name wrong calling him, in order:Batman, Bathtime, Bastard and John
*Crowler:{Actualy 4Kids Dialouge} Poor little cyrus he'd be the weakest link on a plate of sausages. Wait what?
*Cyrus' epic rap and Jadens epic failure at rapping.
Episode 10:
*"Okay who's getting a Crowler bitchslap?!"
*"Okay I get it you have a boner for math!"
*After Chaz says he's the best:
-->Guy:Duh no your not!
-->Chaz:Who said that? Who the fuck said that?
-->(An arrow points the guy out)
-->Guy:Duh it was me.
-->Chaz:Your lucky this is a freeze frame or i'd come down there and kick your ass!
*After Cyrus knocks Jaden off his paint platform:
-->Jaden:Cyrus you got paint all over my favorite jacket!
-->Syrus:It's your only jacket.
-->Jaden:It's still my favorite asshole!
*One Trip to the Hospital Later...
*Bastion comes up with 3 points to explain why Alexis throwing his deck in the ocean to clean it makes absoultly no sense.
-->1.When he said he wanted a clean deck, he meant a deck of new cards.
-->2.Why, Why the hell would you clean paper cards with water?
-->3.Even if you somehow made those first 2 points plauseable, why oh god why would you clean them in the freaking ocean?
*And her response?:
-->Alexis:Tee Hee you have a funny voice!
-->Bastion:That's it I can't take it any more!(reveals dynamite straped to his chest and explodes.)
*One more trip to the hospital later...
*"Water water everywhere bitch!
*Hell Bastard... and brothers! "We want our fatherrrrr!"
*After the duel
-->Crowler:Congradulations Bastion you beat Chaz. Your promoted to Obelisk Blue!
-->Bastion:Wow! really?
-->Crowler:FUCK NO!
-->Bastion:You know that's really getting old.
-->Crowler:Well... It suck to be you!
-->Zane:Hey!
Episode 11:
*Chaz:I'm gonna go somwhere where they'll appreciate me like Disneyland or Hooters!
*Jaden:Chaz come out! Stop hiding you Card loving money hugging ego centric ojama lovin butmuntching asshole!
*Actual 4kids dialouge:
-->Jaden:Is that a duel disk or a really big bannana?
-->Cyrus:Why do I hang out with you?
*"That's the Magic of TV Convenince!
*Jaden:I can use this card to spank that monkey! hehehehe.
*The monkeys punishment:Playing "Party in the USA" causing him to shreik in terror.
*Jaden:Talk about Beastiality! hehehhee
*Jaden:Now give Back Jasmine before I asert my domanance! giggity!
*"Does Banner need to pop a bitch?"
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''[[CoolAndUnusualPunishment One month of confinement and Ryuk's endless whining later...]]''

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* Hiei to Yusuke, after he asks one too many stupid questions: "You're really just a detective in title only, aren't you?"

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