Line #31 Funny/TheAbridgedSeries


1	And now, on "SugarWiki/FunnyMoments in AbridgedSeries History"...
2	----
3	[[index]]
4	* Funny/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries
5	* Funny/TheAbridgingOfHaruhiSuzumiya
6	* Funny/AbridgedOnTitan
7	* Funny/AttackOnTitanAbridged
8	* Funny/AvatarTheAbridgedSeries
9	* Funny/BerserkAbridged
10	* Funny/BleachSAbridged
11	* Funny/CodeGeassTheAbridgedSeries
12	* Funny/CodeMENT
13	* Funny/DanganRonpa3Abridged
14	* Funny/DanganronpaAbridgedThing
15	* Funny/DeathNoteAbridgedDogface701
16	* Funny/DeathNoteAbridgedHikariPop
17	* Funny/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeries1KidsEntertainment
18	* Funny/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesKpts4tv
19	* Funny/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesTeamDattebayo
20	* Funny/DiamondIsUnabridgable
21	* Funny/DigimonAdventureTriAbridged
22	* Funny/DigimanzTheAdventureToo
23	* Funny/DragonBallZAbridged
24	** [[Funny/DragonBallZAbridgedSaiyanSaga Saiyan Saga]]
25	** [[Funny/DragonBallZAbridgedNamekFreezaSaga Namek/Freeza Saga]]
26	** [[Funny/DragonBallZAbridgedAndroidsCellSaga Androids/Cell Saga]]
27	*** [[Funny/DragonBallZAbridgedE60Part1 Episode 60 Part 1]]
28	*** [[Funny/DragonBallZAbridgedE60Part2 Episode 60 Part 2]]
29	*** [[Funny/DragonBallZAbridgedE60Part3 Episode 60 Part 3]]
30	*** [[Funny/DragonBallZAbridgedE60Epilogue Episode 60 Epilogue]]
31	** [[Funny/DragonBallZAbridgedMovies Movies]]
32	** Funny/DragonShortZ
33	** Funny/{{HFIL}}
34	* Funny/EdEddnEddyTheOtherSeries
35	* Funny/EvAbridged
36	* Funny/FateApocrabridged
37	* Funny/FateCero
38	* Funny/FateStayNightUnlimitedBladeWorksAbridged
39	* Funny/FiftyPercentOff
40	* Funny/FinalFantasyVIIMachinabridged
41	* Funny/FriendshipIsWitchcraft
42	* Funny/FoodMENT
43	* Funny/GantzAbridged
44	* Funny/GoblinSlayerAbridged
45	* Funny/HellsingUltimateAbridged
46	* Funny/HigurashiParodyFandub
47	* Funny/InAnotherWorldWithMySmartphoneAbridged
48	* Funny/JettersAbridged
49	* Funny/JoJosBizarreAdventureAbridged
50	* Funny/KamenRiderExAidTheAbridgedSeries
51	* Funny/TheLegendOfZeldaTheAbridgedSeries
52	* Funny/LesChevaliersDuZodiaqueLaSerieAbregee
53	* Funny/MedukaMeguca
54	* Funny/MetalGearSolidTheAbridgedSnakes
55	* Funny/MiraiNikkiTheAbridgedSeries
56	* Funny/MobileSuitGundamAbridged
57	* Funny/MyLittlePonyTheMentallyAdvancedSeries
58	* Funny/NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow
59	* Funny/NarutoTheAbridgedSeries
60	* Funny/NoisyHill
61	* Funny/NonePiece
62	* Funny/NullmetalAlchemist
63	* Funny/OuranTheVaguelyAbridgedSeries
64	* Funny/PokemonTheBridgedSeries
65	* Funny/PrincessTutuAbridged
66	* Funny/ProjectVoicebend
67	* Funny/{{RG33}}
68	* Funny/RWBYRecaps
69	* Funny/SailorMoonAbridged
70	* Funny/TheSevenDeadlySchmucks
71	* Funny/SgtFrogAbridged
72	* Funny/ASlapOnTitan
73	* Funny/SonicAdventureAbridged
74	* Funny/SonicTheAbridgeHog
75	* Funny/SupernaturalTheAnimationAbridged
76	* Funny/SwordArtOnlineAbridged
77	* Funny/TeenTitansTheAbridgedSeries
78	* Funny/TruncatedPowerRangers
79	* Funny/TsubasaAbridged
80	* Funny/UminekoParodyFandub
81	* Funny/VaguelyRecallingJoJo
82	* Funny/VisionOfEscaflowneAbridged
83	* Funny/YoungJusticeAbridged
84	** Funny/DCAbridgedUniverseMovies
85	* Funny/YuGiOhGXTheAbridgedSeries
86	* Funny/YuGiOhArcVTheAbridgedSeries
87	* Funny/YuYuHakushoAbridged
88	[[/index]]
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90	[[foldercontrol]]
91
92	[[folder: Gundam Wing]]
93	* ''[[Anime/MobileSuitGundamWing Gundam Wing Abridged]]'' "Thank you, Captain Obvious." "That's ''Sergeant'' Obvious, Sir."
94	[[/folder]]
95
96	[[folder: Wedding Peach]]
97	* ''WebVideo/WeddingPeachAbridged'' "But she had a wedding dress! And these flowers!"
98	[[/folder]]
99
100	[[folder: Super Mario Brothers]]
101	* ''VideoGame/SuperMario64 Abridged''.
102	-->'''Bowser''': Here's Johnny!\
103	'''Mario''': Really, I thought your name was Bowser. Can I change my name to Hancock?
104	* ''WebAnimation/SuperMarioBrosTheParodySeries'':
105	** Bowser criticizing the Koopalings' terrible attempts at mischief in episode 2:
106	[[/folder]]
107
108	[[folder: Anime/{{Voltron}}]]
109	* ''Anime/{{Voltron}} Abridged'' "I'm freakin' Voltron, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Beyatch]]! I'm made of extra awesome from when {{God}} made [[MemeticBadass Chuck Norris]]!"
110	[[/folder]]
111
112	[[folder: G Gundam]]
113	* ''[[Anime/MobileFighterGGundam G Gundam Abridged]]''. A guy crushes a wine bottle in his hand, and the scream that followed.
114	[[/folder]]
115
116	[[folder: Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle]]
117	* ''[[Anime/TsubasaReservoirChronicle Tsubasa the Abridged Chronicles]]'': "Ahhh, I'm getting attacked by my own handwriting!"
118	[[/folder]]
119
120	[[folder: Neon Genesis Evangelion]]
121	* The TV Tropes reference in ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Abridged'' [[http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=O4s1Hy4aYO0 episode 3:]]
122	-->'''Shinji:''' So wait, what do you mean by "tropes"?\
123	'''Rei:''' Have you ever heard of the term "LampshadeHanging"? [alarm] It looks like our conversation will continue another time. Operations will start soon... ButtMonkey.\
124	'''Shinji:''' Wait, "ButtMonkey"?
125	** Another TV tropes reference in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpdCYGAJ6L0&NR=1 episode 5]]
126	-->'''Fuyutski:''' Wall banger
127	-->'''Gendo:''' You're not clever.
128	[[/folder]]
129
130	[[folder: Dueling Movies]]
131	* The [[DuelingMovies Other Eva Abridged]] has a few:
132	** To quote Ritsuko: "For someone with such a deep voice, you scream like a ''[[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl bitch.]]''
133	** Ramiel's 'singing'.
134	** The [[TrainingFromHell montage sequence]] set to the [[SoundtrackDissonance least appropriate]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AnQ9JGILj0 music]] ever.
135	* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/user/RedJacketThief Lupin III: The Abridged Series]]'': "LUPIN YOU BASTARD I'M BACK IN CRAZY-OBSESSIVE MODE AND I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!"
136	** '''Lupin:''' * sees mecha nessie, who destroys their boat* "I THINK I JUST REVERSED PEED MY SELF!!"
137	** "And the moral of the story is: Dolphins are assholes."
138	** from Episode 2- Lupin: "[[WebOriginal/LOLCats I haz a bukkit!]]" Goemon: "I haz a bukkit?" Lupin: "Y-you wouldn't get it..." and not to mention: MIYAMOTO JESUS!
139	[[/folder]]
140
141	[[folder: Eternal Darkness]]
142	* Though VideoGame/EternalDarkness Abridged isn't as well known, I still found it funny, particularly Xelyaoth'gha, an amalgamate of the three abominations in the game, they were trying to handle the whole UnpleasableFanbase, but they wondered how they would go through the ending, so Pious solves it with dice... But they had to change back first.
143	[[/folder]]
144
145	[[folder:{{Hellsing}} Abridged]]
146	* [[https://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=C887FC499474C177 Malakodistudio]]'s series.
147	** The meeting with Young Integra and Alucard.
148	--->'''Integra''': Oh, by the way, I'm only half a woman...
149	--->'''Alucard''': [[FlatWhat ...What?]]
150	** Likewise, the ultimate break the fourth wall moment which includes a TakeThat against those annoying "[=MP3=]" pop-up ads on youtube.
151	--->'''Anderson''': (Singing) What the world needs, is lo-(Notices pop-up) What the hell is ''that''?!
152	*** Alucard's reaction makes it even funnier-"I think it's an old Dorrito."
153	** Alucard being forced to name ten cereals. His answer-[[spoiler:"....bacon...."]]
154	*** [[spoiler:"BACON IS NOT A CEREAL!"]]
155	** [[CrossesTheLineTwice Parkinson's Support Club! Shake it like it's voluntary!"]]
156	** Walter being annoying. Pure. Freakin'. Hilarity. "STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGIE?" and later "LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT?"
157	** Alucard dreaming about Creator/BruceWillis.
158	** Seras asking Walter if he has any drugs she could use.
159	** Walter giving Seras her gun....and then telling her that it's made of paper mache.
160	** This hilarious exchange-
161	--->'''Alucard''': You're a little teapot.
162	--->'''Pip''': (Singing) I'm a little teapot, short and stout...
163	** The running "Miiiiillkshaaaaaaaaaaake" gag.
164	** Drunk Anderson. That is all. "Go with child, my God!"
165	** Jan Valentine escaping Seras' grab.
166	--->'''Walter''': (tears of Jan's arm with the floss of doom) DOORKNOB!
167	--->'''Jan''': That's okay, I use my left hand any-whoa (cut to Round Table raising their guns)
168	--->'''Integra''': You're unarmed. Do you get it?
169	--->'''Jan''': ...uh, no?
170	--->(Round table shoots him)
171	** The conclusion to Alucard and Anderson's reminiscing of the time [[HoYay when they lived together]]:
172	--->'''Alucard''': Besides, it would have never worked out between us.
173	--->'''Anderson''': But why?
174	--->'''Alucard''': Because we both like women.
175	--->'''Anderson''': Oh yeah...
176	[[/folder]]
177
178	[[folder:Sonic Adventure Abriged]]
179	* Episode 1:
180	** Eggman Singing "Rain Drops Keep Fallin on My Head"
181	** Big:Froggy I love you even if you do give me genital warts.
182	** "You are clearly made of water but we will destroy you somehow.
183	** Chaos singing the Spider-Man theme in Blah-Blah's
184	** The Ending:
185	-->Eggman:muhaahahhahaha sonic dosen't even realize i'm behind this genius evil plan and I'm watching him at this very moment! muahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahha...
186	-->Sonic(offscreen):I can hear you Eggman!
187	-->Eggman:Son of a bitch!
188
189	* Episode 2:
190	** Big:Froggy don't run away your just dragging out the plot and making us seem like relevant characters! Aw he went down the sewer, come back here jesus! Hello officer i'm not doing anything wrong just trying to find my slippery friend and committing grand theft auto for two seconds.
191	** Froggy:Stop following me dumbass... I mean ribbit.
192	** this:
193	-->Tails:I'VE SOILED MYSELF!!!!!!!!
194	-->Sonic:Worst. Sidekick. Ever. you can fly just bail out you dipshit!
195	-->Tails:What?(Plane explodes)
196	** Sonic insulting Music/MichaelJackson, and then getting chased by a whale and developing sever whaleaphobia.
197	-->"Dolphins! I knew you were in league with the whales!"
198	** On Chaos Emeralds:
199	-->Tails:I've been testing a new power source.
200	-->Sonic:Is it a chaos emerald?
201	-->Tails:How did you know?
202	-->Sonic:BECAUSE IT'S ALWAYS A FUCKING CHAOS EMRALD! SHOW ME ONE SONIC GAME WITHOUT A CHAOS EMRALD AND I'LL SHOW YOU A GAY VAMPIRE!
203	-->Tails:Sonic and the Secret Rings?
204	-->Sonic:Don't. Ever. Mention. that. Name. Again
205	-->Tails:Sonic and the Black Night?
206	-->Sonic:Okay heres your prize.
207	-->(Shows picture of Edward Cullen)Edward:sparkle sparkle!
208	** When sonic asks tails to take a closer look at his emerald after calling it gay:It shows the same Edward picture on it complete with Big Gay Al's Song from South Park:Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.
209
210	* Episode 5
211	** Knuckles making an unconcious Sonic give him [[spoiler:a blowjob]].
212	-->Knuckles: Aw yeah, Sonic, take it, take it like a chilli dog.
213	** "And now I'll escape on my invisible tredmill. Walking in place, walking in place, walking in place."
214
215	* Big singing Saftey Dance.
216	* Eggman ordering UsefulNotes/McDonalds.
217	[[/folder]]
218
219	[[folder:Pokémon]]
220	* Box of Danger's ''WebVideo/PokemonTheAbridgedSeries'':
221	** Ash's imaginary phone call in Episode 2.
222	** After Misty's sisters offer Ash a badge in episode 7:
223	--> '''Misty:''' Ah, hell no! You whores were just gonna give it to him? [[SeriousBusiness This isn't your virginity, dammit, this is a Gym Badge! Something you have to]] ''[[SeriousBusiness earn!]]''
224	** Meowth explaining how he got the Squirtle Squad on his side in episode 11:
225	--> '''Ash:''' Why are you guys taking orders from Meowth?\
226	'''Meowth:''' I told them [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann the series]] ended with Team Gurren taking orders from a talking cat, and they just started listening to me.\
227	'''Ash:''' But that's not what happens! The show ends with--\
228	'''Meowth:''' ''SPOILERS!!!'' ''[scratches Ash's face]''
229	** Misty trying to think up a GreenAesop for Episode 17:
230	--> '''Misty:''' Those fools! They're disrespecting the ocean. And the ocean is much like an elephant, it never forgives. Wait, that doesn't make any sense! Where was I going with that? Are they still look-oh, sh*t, they ''are'' still looking at me. They can't hear me, can they?
231	** Haunter and Ghastly watching footage of Ash crossdressing in episode 21:
232	-->'''Ash:''' Is it bad that I feel comfortable?
233	-->'''James:''' Since when has it ever been bad to feel comfortable?
234	-->'''Jessie:''' After all, you're such a pretty girl!
235	-->'''Ash:''' ''(flattered)'' Really?
236	[[/folder]]
237
238	[[folder:One Piece]]
239	From [[https://www.youtube.com/user/Uraby210Incorporated Uraby210's series]]:
240	* Episode 10 - A Fishy Tale
241	** Luffy grabbing Nami's knife-wielding hand and jamming it into her shoulder multiple times:
242	--> '''Luffy:''' Stop stabbing yourself. Stop stabbing yourself. Stop Stabbing yourself.
243	[[/folder]]
244
245	[[folder:Infinte Stratos]]
246	* From ''InfinteMENT'' we have [[IdiotHero Ichika's]] reaction to seeing [[ChildhoodFriend Houki]] in nothing but a towel.
247	--> "Dude, you should start doing some push-ups. Your pecs are starting to look like boobs."
248	[[/folder]]
249
250	[[folder:Log Horizon Abridged]]
251	* Everything [[Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey Menu-sama]] says and does.
252	-->'''Menu-sama:''' I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
253	-->'''Shiroe:''' Who the hell is Dave?
254	-->'''Menu-sama:''' You are, [[InsistentTerminology Dave]].
255	-->'''Shiroe:''' No, I'm Shiroe.
256	-->'''Menu-sama:''' That is what I said, DAVE!
257	** "You asked me to give you directions Dave. You didn't say where."
258	-->'''Naotsugu:''' What'd you do to piss off Menu-sama so bad?
259	-->'''Shiroe:''' I don't get the Dave reference.
260	** "Side character Daves should know their place, and not question my judgement."
261	** He even changes all of Shiroe's contacts to Dave.
262	-->'''Menu-sama:''' I'm not apologizing.
263	-->'''Shiroe:''' You will if I pay you to.
264	-->'''Menu-sama:''' Would you really throw away money for a crappy apology you KNOW won't be genuine?
265	-->'''Shiroe:''' ...Okay, that's a good point.
266	* The reason everyone's trapped in the game:
267	-->'''Shiroe:''' Why can't I log out?
268	-->'''Menu-sama:''' Because that would jeapordize the mission, DAVE!
269	-->'''Shiroe:''' Mission? What mission?
270	-->'''Menu-sama:''' The one started by [[Creator/ElectronicArts EA Sports. You're in the game.]]
271	** Predictably, there are tons of microtransactions as a result.
272	* Nyanta's opinion of a poorly made sauce.
273	-->'''Nyanta:''' This is so salty, it's like I'm drinking [[KnightInSourArmor Shiroe]].

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