History Funny / TamrielicAdventures

* After a long day of adventuring, the newly formed trio of Dark Elves Llela and Llevana along with Nord Per set up camp by the doomstone near Nagastani, and the [[JustForPun lleydies]] went for a wash in the nearby pond. What followed, was a prime example of in-universe [[MemeticMutation Memetic Mutation]]. In reality Per behaved like a proper gentleman, never peeking. His author, however, included an OOC statement in tiny font size reading "Per was masturbating behind the doomstone". Mars (Llevana) and Eltee (Llela) promptly disregarded the real post and treated the OOC as canon, resulting in their characters exacting revenge onto the Peeping Tom by dousing his head with a foul-smelling substance in his sleep. For something ''he had never actually done''. He accepts it as his just punishment anyway.

A list of [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Crowning Moments of Funny]] in the roleplay ''Roleplay/TamrielicAdventures''.

"Cyrodiil, we get those Threads, east-to-west. Cut off the other scryers before they can reach them." He bit into the strawberry below the leaves, and chewed up the Imperial heartland. "We travel to Orsinium and High Rock. Heading there through Skyrim might be quicker, but we might run into Morag Tong. Either way...orange you glad you're going home, Dorian?" With a pleased grin, Grelok rolled High Rock towards Dorian, and popped Orsinium into his mouth.''

* In the original Tamrielic Adventures, there was a point when a player stopped posting. It was played off as the character standing still and vacant for [[strike:days]] minutes as Llela and Llevana tried to get him to respond. After he continued to just stare off in the distance, they discussed whether he knew they were there, and proceeded to loot everything off him except his clothes.
* Likewise from the original: after a long day of adventuring, the newly formed trio of Dark Elves Llela and Llevana along with Nord Per set up camp by the doomstone near Nagastani, and the [[JustForPun lleydies]] went for a wash in the nearby pond. What followed, was a prime example of in-universe [[MemeticMutation Memetic Mutation]]. In reality Per behaved like a proper gentleman, never peeking. His author, however, included an OOC statement in tiny font size reading "Per was masturbating behind the doomstone". Mars (Llevana) and Eltee (Llela) promptly disregarded the real post and treated the OOC as canon, resulting in their characters exacting revenge onto the Peeping Tom by dousing his head with a foul-smelling substance in his sleep. For something ''he had never actually done''. He accepts it as his just punishment anyway.

"Cyrodiil, we get those Threads, east-to-west. Cut off the other scryers before they can reach them." He bit into the strawberry below the leaves, and chewed up the Imperial heartland. "We travel to Orsinium and High Rock. Heading there through Skyrim might be quicker, but we might run into Morag Tong. Either way...orange you glad you're going home, Dorian?" With a pleased grin, Grelok rolled High Rock towards Dorian, and popped Orsinium into his mouth.''
* When first making Vol.2, Mars intended to include a detailed recap of the events in the first thread, which meant summarizing about 5500 posts. She gave up on being professional pretty quickly. [[folder:"Summary" Excerps]]Then it starts raining. Everyone gets in their tents. Llesbian sex. Moving on. Ivan is trying to buy some fruit. This took him quite a few pages, so I guess it's important. Elsewhere: "Sam said to Kind-Heart: "Hello, Kind-Heart, I'm Sam." " Exciting stuff. THEN THE THING WE NEVER EVER FUCKING TALK ABOUT CAME BACK. IN OTHER NEWS. Llevana is not a morning person. Yeah, sorry this recap is kinda falling apart. The RP was pretty much a mess until recently. So anyway, Llevana and the gang raided Kemen. Surprise, surprise, no sword there. But they did find some very useless assassins. Llevana and co. murdered them and took their stuff. All kinds of fuck yeah. Oh, and Per got cut up bad because he's a dumbass. So they resurrected one of the corpses and had it carry him. As they were walking out, they were faced with Aythu who was now DUN DUN DUN; a vampire. Big fuckin' surprise. Llevana seems to have some deep dislike for vampires and wanted to roast her right off the bat. Llela, however, intervened and proposed that they find another way. And thus we started the dreaded vampire cure quest. Also, at this point deadknight (Owen) and Vivec's Tears (Tisi) never posted again. We'll say that they got fed up with our bullshit, got married and now have a farm somewhere. As a side-note any characters that don't get mentioned anymore also stopped being updated. I can't be bothered to look up the exact circumstances for each one, so I'm only reporting the ones I remember. Meanwhile Sam and Beorn are doing pointless stuff at camp. Woo.
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* Who am I? I am Cherdenko:
-->[-Killing the scamp with ease cherdenko continued into the cave a discover a dead guy smirking to himself cherdenko said better him then me. Cherdenko quickly robbed one of the adventurers while no one was looking. Hey guys screams Cherdenko, i went into a cave and killed a few monsters, did I miss anything. Later in the day cherdenko passed out, he started to dream about things, disturbing things, he dreamed how tasty his friends would be, he dreamed how much he'd like to sink his teeth into them. He yelled, "By the nine divines what's wrong with me!". Cherdenko said with great concern, "Are you sure?" Cherdenko said in confusion, "I'm tripping balls right now". "Sounds good eat some food kill some loan sharks" said cherdenko, walking back and forth "they will pay." he continued. "Good plan" said cherdenko "I don't know why I don't have any of those" he continued. "I know I'll get some sexy women that will cheer garion up"Said cherdenko. Cherdenko Said, "True but we could leave a note" He Wrote a note it said, "dear losers the camp smelled to much of loser so we went to avenge Cherdenko's dead parents, see yea later losers, Cherdenko" He Grinned and said, "Best Note Ever".-]

[[http://forums.uesp.net/search.php?st=0&sk=t&sd=d&sr=posts&keywords=cherdenko&t=21697&sf=msgonly&ch=-1&start=75/ Does not make more sense in context.]]

\\[-Killing the scamp with ease cherdenko continued into the cave a discover a dead guy smirking to himself cherdenko said better him then me. Cherdenko quickly robbed one of the adventurers while no one was looking. Hey guys screams Cherdenko, i went into a cave and killed a few monsters, did I miss anything. Later in the day cherdenko passed out, he started to dream about things, disturbing things, he dreamed how tasty his friends would be, he dreamed how much he'd like to sink his teeth into them. He yelled, "By the nine divines what's wrong with me!". Cherdenko said with great concern, "Are you sure?" Cherdenko said in confusion, "I'm tripping balls right now". "Sounds good eat some food kill some loan sharks" said cherdenko, walking back and forth "they will pay." he continued. "Good plan" said cherdenko "I don't know why I don't have any of those" he continued. "I know I'll get some sexy women that will cheer garion up"Said cherdenko. Cherdenko Said, "True but we could leave a note" He Wrote a note it said, "dear losers the camp smelled to much of loser so we went to avenge Cherdenko's dead parents, see yea later losers, Cherdenko" He Grinned and said, "Best Note Ever".-]

[-Killing the scamp with ease cherdenko continued into the cave a discover a dead guy smirking to himself cherdenko said better him then me. Cherdenko quickly robbed one of the adventurers while no one was looking. Hey guys screams Cherdenko, i went into a cave and killed a few monsters, did I miss anything. Later in the day cherdenko passed out, he started to dream about things, disturbing things, he dreamed how tasty his friends would be, he dreamed how much he'd like to sink his teeth into them. He yelled, "By the nine divines what's wrong with me!". Cherdenko said with great concern, "Are you sure?" Cherdenko said in confusion, "I'm tripping balls right now". "Sounds good eat some food kill some loan sharks" said cherdenko, walking back and forth "they will pay." he continued. "Good plan" said cherdenko "I don't know why I don't have any of those" he continued. "I know I'll get some sexy women that will cheer garion up"Said cherdenko. Cherdenko Said, "True but we could leave a note" He Wrote a note it said, "dear losers the camp smelled to much of loser so we went to avenge Cherdenko's dead parents, see yea later losers, Cherdenko" He Grinned and said, "Best Note Ever".-]

[-Killing the scamp with ease cherdenko continued into the cave a discover a dead guy smirking to himself cherdenko said better him then me. Cherdenko quickly robbed one of the adventurers while no one was looking. Hey guys screams Cherdenko, i went into a cave and killed a few monsters, did I miss anything. Later in the day cherdenko passed out, he started to dream about things, disturbing things, he dreamed how tasty his friends would be, he dreamed how much he'd like to sink his teeth into them. He yelled, "By the nine divines what's wrong with me!". Cherdenko said with great concern, "Are you sure?" Cherdenko said in confusion, "I'm tripping balls right now". "Sounds good eat some food kill some loan sharks" said cherdenko, walking back and forth "they will pay." he continued. "Good plan" said cherdenko "I don't know why I don't have any of those" he continued. "I know I'll get some sexy women that will cheer garion up"Said cherdenko. Cherdenko Said, "True but we could leave a note" He Wrote a note it said, "dear losers the camp smelled to much of loser so we went to avenge Cherdenko's dead parents, see yea later losers, Cherdenko" He Grinned and said, "Best Note Ever".-]

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* When first making Vol.2, Mars intended to include a detailed recap of the events in the first thread, which meant summarizing about 5500 posts. She gave up on being professional pretty quickly. [[folder:"Summary"]]
A mysterious note appears on a bulletin board in Cheydinhall.

Fellow wandering adventurers!
I know you tire of your solitary life our line of work brings with itself.
I know that you long for good company.
If you wish for adventure, good loot, and good company then I have your answer.
Come to my camp northeast of Barren Cave.
I promise you riches, adventure and loyal companionship.



It was noticed by many. Some viewed it with suspicion, some with naive interest. A fair number of adventurers set out in order to see what was up with it. After mingling at the empty camp for a while, the note's author showed herself: Llevana Ther, a young Dunmer Nightblade, friendly and approachable, yet apprehensive about her past. Her words of companionship, adventure and riches quickly convinced most everyone to stay at the camp.

The adventurers continued mingling while Llevana, Kent, a Breton Bard, and Per, a middle-aged Nord Warrior set back out to Cheydinhall in order to purchase more tents and supplies. While they were there some things happened. Things we don't fucking talk about. Ever.

After those things that we don't fucking talk about, ever, the small group returned to camp with dawn. More mingling happens.

Llevana, Per, Llela Ienith, a young Dunmer Rogue, and Owen, a Dunmer Knight set out to Nagastani, an Ayleid ruin nearby. Meanwhile some other peeps are fighting some bandits near the camp.

Iceman and the Darkys stumble over a Doomstone on the road. They try to activate it, to no avail, since the sun is shining. They decide to leave and come back later. Llevana discovers a lake nearby and the adventure quickly jumps head-first into risque territorry as the two Dunmer maidens undress and jump into the lake. Per the old pervert has a good wank over it behind the Doomstone. Really, that's what happened. It's so canon you don't even know.

Meanwhile, Leowyn and Kent, the two Bretons make their way to Belda, another Ayleid ruin slashin' 'n' 'lootin'.

After a night's rest in their camp near the Doomstone, Iceman and the Darkys enter Nagastani. Their little venture soon turns into their biggest nightmare yet; an undead abomination patched together from various dangerous creatures is rampaging through the ruin and nearly kills all four of them. Through luck and teamwork, the adventurers persevere. However, more danger lies ahead.

Meanwhile, two new characters, Aythu, a young Dunmer (yeah, we have a lot of these), and the late Kind-Heart are introduced. Both are making their way to the camp. Some unimportant stuff happens there.

Back in Nagastani, the small group presses onward. After evading some traps, they reach the Varlasel. Which is inhabited by more undead (although they are of a tamer variety) and some necromancers.

Meanwhile Leowyn, Aythu and Kind-Heart are facing some vampires in another dungeon. Things get pretty risky.

Things for Iceman and the Darkys are getting risky as well. Gas traps and zombies at the same time are proving to be quite a handful. But naturally our protagonists get the upper hand (though Owen was hurt in the fight). They find a scroll with Daedric writing on it, which turns out to be gibberish, however. Further in, they find some loot which they plan on pawning back in the city, after a well deserved rest. Bondage ensues, pardon the completely intentional pun.

Then stuff that we don't fucking talk about under any circumstances happens. And it goes on for quite a while.

Meanwhile, stuff we remember fondly happens. Namely Iceman and the Darkys activating the Doomstone. Llela absorbs some sweet Steed powers. Exhausted from the day's trials, the adventurers go to sleep. In the morning Per cosplays as his favourite Necromancer. And then Per, Llela and Llevana put Imp Gall on Owen's face. Shit is so cash.

In the main camp, Aythu is acting mighty weird, after a close encounter with vampires. WE ALL WONDER WHAT'S GOING ON, IN AWE OF JV'S EPIC TENSION AND MYSTERY BUILDING SKILLS.

Iceman and the Darkys return to camp. Social interactions follow. Then drinking and hissy fits. The hissy fits totally have nothing at all to do with Aythu and vampires. No, sir. Also Per's birthday happens.

Cue next morning. Leowyn and Voryn, a grumpy old Dunmer warrior are up to shenanigans for which they're buying supplies in Cheydinhal. Owen happens to be selling last night's loot at the same time.

Back in camp stuff happens. Voryn and Leowyn announce their plans to leave for Morrowind.

Iceman and the Darkys go into town in order to celebrate Per's neglected birthday. On their way to the tavern, they stumble across a crazy priest. Which turned out to not be important in the least bit. They move on to the bar, where they proceed to get really fucking hammered. As is common for hammered boys and girls, the conversation quickly moves on to sex. After a while of being uncomfortable Llevana kisses Llela and confesses her attraction to her. Things get awkward, but Llela indulges 'Vana in the end. It started off a bit rocky, but eventually the alcohol-spawned romance blossomed. It should be noted that Per had a tryst with an okay-looking Orc woman at some point of the night.

Cue camp next morning. Awkward stuff. Breakfast.

Meanwhile, Aythu wakes up at Newlands Lodge which doesn't actually exist yet, but whatever, who cares.

Mean-meanwhile, Tisiphone, a mute Breton is introduced. Awkward mute-to-non-mute conversation follows.

Iceman and the Darkys plus Tisi decide to head after some dumb sword. They never found the sword in case you were wondering. Anyways, they set off and turn down poor Sam. I don't even remember what race and class Sam was. He kind of got overshadowed a lot. So yeah, Llevana, Llela, Per, Owen, and Tisiphone leave for Kemen, where they will begin their search for the bullshit magic sword that I don't even remember the purpose for. Some long since abandoned plot shit, I'd wager.

Then it starts raining. Everyone gets in their tents. Llesbian sex. Moving on.

Ivan is trying to buy some fruit. This took him quite a few pages, so I guess it's important.

Later on, character development. Evidently Llela's sister was raped and killed. Ouch.

Elsewhere: "Sam said to Kind-Heart: "Hello, Kind-Heart, I'm Sam." " Exciting stuff. THEN THE THING WE NEVER EVER FUCKING TALK ABOUT CAME BACK.

IN OTHER NEWS. Llevana is not a morning person. Yeah, sorry this recap is kinda falling apart. The RP was pretty much a mess until recently. So anyway, Llevana and the gang raided Kemen. Surprise, surprise, no sword there. But they did find some very useless assassins. Llevana and co. murdered them and took their stuff. All kinds of fuck yeah. Oh, and Per got cut up bad because he's a dumbass. So they resurrected one of the corpses and had it carry him. As they were walking out, they were faced with Aythu who was now DUN DUN DUN; a vampire. Big fuckin' surprise. Llevana seems to have some deep dislike for vampires and wanted to roast her right off the bat. Llela, however, intervened and proposed that they find another way. And thus we started the dreaded vampire cure quest. Also, at this point deadknight (Owen) and Vivec's Tears (Tisi) never posted again. We'll say that they got fed up with our bullshit, got married and now have a farm somewhere. As a side-note any characters that don't get mentioned anymore also stopped being updated. I can't be bothered to look up the exact circumstances for each one, so I'm only reporting the ones I remember.

Meanwhile Sam and Beorn are doing pointless stuff at camp. Woo.

Back to the real business. Llevana and co. find Melissandre who wants a man killed in exchange for a cure for Aythu. The adventurers accept because they have no choice. After some shenanigans they reach the Imperial City. Per is relatively okay now. He's got a big, badass scar.

While staying at an inn, they meet Gudrun and Deimos. Gudrun is a young Nord woman with a (fake as shit) cheery attitude who says she wants to be an adventurer and that she's heard of Llevana and Co.'s exploits. She's actually an assassin hired to kill Llevana. And kind of a psycho. Deimos is a wood elf who doesn't talk much. He has a bow. He shoots things. He ends up being on Gudrun's side.

Gudrun claims to know where the man Llevana and Co. are seeking is. She directs them to a cave outside the city. Well tough luck, girls, it's an ambush. Gudrun captures Llela and Llevana, who went there alone and left Per with Aythu. Aythu at some point found and hypnotized Kerin, a Breton boy, who is now her walking lunchbox.

The Dunmer are trapped. Gudrun has them cornered. But, they still have one ace up their sleeve (literally up Llela's sleeve). Llela uses a scroll of Almsivi Intervention which teleports the two Dunmer to Morrowind. Gudrun's jimmies are very rustled over this.

While Llevana and Llela do stuff in Morrowind, Gudrun tricks Per and Aythu into boarding a ship to Morrowind with her. Bad break, since the ship has been taken over by Gudrun's crew. Aythu, Per and Kerin are at Gudrun's mercy. She intends to use them to kill Llevana and Llela.

This is about where we left off.

"Cyrodiil, we get those Threads, east-to-west. Cut off the other scryers before they can reach them." He bit into the strawberry below the leaves, and chewed up the Imperial heartland. "We travel to Orsinium and High Rock. Heading there through Skyrim might be quicker, but we might run into Morag Tong. Either way...orange you glad you're going home, Dorian?" With a pleased grin, Grelok rolled High Rock towards Dorian, and popped Orsinium into his mouth.''

* Likewise from the original: after a long day of adventuring, the newly formed trio of Dark Elves Llela and Llevana along with Nord Per set up camp by the doomstone near Nagastani, and the [[JustForPun lleydies]] went for a wash in the nearby pond. What followed, was a prime example of in-universe [[MemeticMutation Memetic Mutation]]. In reality Per behaved like a proper gentleman, never peeking. His author, however, included an OOC statement in tiny font size reading "Per was masturbating behind the doomstone". Mars (Llevana) and Eltee (Llela) promptly disregarded the real post and treated the OOC as canon, resulting in their characters exacting revenge onto the Peeping Tom by dousing his head with a foul-smelling substance in his sleep. For something"" he had never actually done"". He accepts it as his just punishment anyway.

* Likewise from the original: after a long day of adventuring, the newly formed trio of Dark Elves Llela and Llevana along with Nord Per set up camp by the doomstone near Nagastani, and the [[JustForPun lleydies]] went for a wash in the nearby pond. What followed, was a prime example of in-universe [[MemeticMutation Memetic Mutation]]. In reality Per behaved like a proper gentleman, never peeking. His author, however, included an OOC statement in tiny font size reading "Per was masturbating behind the doomstone". Mars (Llevana) and Eltee (Llela) promptly disregarded the real post and treated the OOC as canon, resulting in their characters exacting revenge onto the Peeping Tom by dousing his head with a foul-smelling substance in his sleep. For something" he had never actually done". He accepts it as his just punishment anyway.

* Likewise from the original: after a long day of adventuring, the newly formed trio of Dark Elves Llela and Llevana along with Nord Per set up camp by the doomstone near Nagastani, and the lleydies went for a wash in the nearby pond. What followed, was a prime example of in-universe [[MemeticMutation]]. In reality Per behaved like a proper gentleman, never peeking. His author, however, included an OOC statement in tiny font size reading "Per was masturbating behind the doomstone". Mars (Llevana) and Eltee (Llela) promptly disregarded the real post and treated the OOC as canon, resulting in their characters exacting revenge onto the Peeping Tom by dousing his head with a foul-smelling substance in his sleep. For something" he had never actually done". He accepts it as his just punishment anyway.

* When the ship finally started to break apart, a 10 was rolled for Sees-in-Shade.[[labelnote:note]](Two ten-sided dice are rolled and their numbers are averaged. Getting two 10s is a 1-in-55 chance.)[[/labelnote]] This resulted in the ship rocking in such a way that it flung him into the air and he landed, perfectly unharmed, in the center of the raft. It was described as "''absolutely magnificent circumstances, surreal almost''" in the narration.

* When the ship finally started to break apart, a 10 was rolled for Sees-in-Shade.[[labelnote:note]]Two ten-sided dice are rolled and their numbers are averaged. Getting two 10s is a 1-in-55 chance.)[[/labelnote]] This resulted in the ship rocking in such a way that it flung him into the air and he landed, perfectly unharmed, in the center of the raft. It was described as "''absolutely magnificent circumstances, surreal almost''" in the narration.

* When the ship finally started to break apart, a 10 was rolled for Sees-in-Shade. This resulted in the ship rocking in such a way that it flung him into the air and he landed, perfectly unharmed, in the center of the raft. It was described as "''absolutely magnificent circumstances, surreal almost''" in the narration.