History Funny / TalesSeries

** This quote shows up in ''{{Tales Of Vesperia}}'' if you win a battle with Yuri, Karol, Estelle, and Rita in your party. The last part of the line is said by ''Estelle''. Rita's part in the quote is laughing after Estelle flubs the line, likely mirroring the player's reaction.

** This quote shows up in ''{{Tales Of Vesperia}}'' if you win a battle with Yuri, Estelle, and Rita in your party.

* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PfVFybJiCI swimsuits skits]], oh so much. The [[BreakingTheFourthWall breaking of the fourth wall]] combined with hilarious {{lampshading}} makes it all the more funny!

* Raven has one of these at the end of a fight, triggering one of the most popular quotes from the game:
--->'''Estelle''': Our weapons are love!
--->'''Yuri''': Justice!
--->'''Raven''': *in a Mortal-Kombat announcer-ish voice* ''''''SEXUALITEEEEEEH.''''''
--->'''Rita''': Would you stop?!
** Another good VictoryQuote:
--->'''Yuri''': Our weapons are?!\\
'''[[LovableCoward Karol]]''': Courage!\\
'''[[CoolOldGuy Raven]]''': Youth!\\
'''[[MsFanservice Judith]]''': Modesty.\\
'''[[DeadpanSnarker Yuri]]''': Like you all have any of those.
* Also qualifying: Yuri, Karol, and Judith punching out Raven [[spoiler:for handing Estelle over to the BigBad]], saying he now owes his life to Brave Vesperia. And then Rita, who isn't part of Brave Vesperia, gets a shot at him.
--->'''Rita''': I didn't want to feel left out.
** In the PS3 version Patty punches him too.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7p95ogCKSo Like Hell you are!]]
* Estelle is also said to have punched Raven off-screen since everyone else did it.
* A lot of the skits are memorable too:
--->'''Estelle''': Like my boobs could fill out that top! *gasps and runs away*
--->'''Yuri''': Hey, it's time to go! C'mon, [[PortmanteauCoupleName Ristelle]]!
--->'''Rita''': Who the hell decided to pan-fry noodles in the middle of a searing hot desert?!
* ''Karol crossdressing'' in order to seduce a guard.
* [[ThisIsSPARTA "No... items... EVEEEEEEEER!"]]
* The cooking competition. Where the taste of [[LethalChef Flynn's]] cooking horrifies the judges, including the Wonder Chef, who disappears in a puff of smoke. Then Sodia, being Flynn's {{Fangirl}} and all, demands to try the food, only for Witcher to shoot that down. [[MissedMomentofAwesome Shame it isn't voiced.]]

* During a post-battle moment in the UpdatedRerelease, it's commented upon how [[TokenLoli Sophie]] loves to eat kanitama, basically an omelette or cake made with crab and eggs. When Pascal suggests that Richard, being the prince, eats "royal kanitama" every day, Sophie effectively turns into a zombie, chanting with a CreepyMonotone for Richard to give her the "royal kanitama" which naturally freaks him out and causes him to back off with her in pursuit. Pascal just sits back with a contented smirk on her face.

* There is a downloadable skit in which the characters discuss Christmas. Sophie mentions that she learned all about Christmas from Malik, and then proceeds to tell that gang about Santa Claus.... who she has been led to believe is a man who carries an axe and wanders through the night on Christmas Eve, chopping down the chimney's of houses. Cue a cut-in of Malik dressed as Santa, beard, sack, and all, holding an axe and having the expression of an axe crazy murderer. Note that Malik regularly tells outlandish tales to the naive Sophie and this seems like his regular behavior, so the skit is made even funnier when Malik claims that he heard the story from ''Richard''.

* During a post-battle moment in the UpdatedRerelease, it's commented upon how [[TokenLoli Sophie]] loves to eat kanitama. When Pascal suggests that Richard, being the prince, eats "royal kanitama" every day, she effectively turns into a zombie, chanting with a CreepyMonotone for Richard to give her the "royal kanitama" which naturally freaks him out and causes him to back off with her in pursuit. Pascal just sits back with a contented smirk on her face.

* There is a downloadable skit in which the characters discuss Christmas. Sophie mentions that she learned all about Christmas from Malik, and then proceeds to tell about Santa Claus.... who she apparently has been led to believe is a man who carries an axe and wanders through the night on Christmas Eve, chopping down the chimney's of houses. Cue a cut-in of Malik dressed as Santa, beard, sack, and all, holding an axe and having the expression of an axe crazy murderer. Note that Malik regularly tells outlandish tales to the naive Sophie, so the skit is made even funnier when Malik claims that he heard the story from ''Richard''.

* "I am.....''MASQUE DE BARONIA''." ...And basically anything related to that phrase just mentioned. Let's just say that Richard is alot sillier than this troper first imagined.

* ''MASQUE. DE. BARONIA.'' Look it up. 'Nuff said.

* This moment may be a StealthPun based on Richard's AmbiguouslyGay nature. Basically, Pascal carries a SimpleStaff about as long as she is. When Richard says he's a little envious of her, she looks apologetic and hands out her rod. Richard look a little sheepish and backs off.

** In the PS3 version Patty and Flynn punch him too.

** How about Lloyd suggesting a Tales Of DatingSim, then mentioning that Collete would be impossible to get because she's with him. Then Zelos mentions that by that logic, NOBODY would be available, 'cause all the main heroines are with a hero already. Then Lloyd suggests Sheena, and Zelos starts running his mouth about her, saying that she's ''OK'', but how he'd rather have a heroine, etc. All the while Sheena's portrait is gradually running in from the background. She gets closer and closer, all the heroes except the oblivious Zelos run away. He turns around, cut to black, and Zelos ''screams''. Then, when the next scene starts, he's at the bottom corner of the screen groaning.

* That [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VpMl5gfjQs skit]] that features every single party member to switch bodies, ThisTroper admits that he falls from his chair after watching it

* Speaking of Volt's Temple, the boss battle with Volt can be unexpectedly hilarious. In all other games, Volt is completely silent, but for ''Eternia'', Volt speaks with a robotic voice. Imagine [[{{Mirrinus}} this troper's]] surprise when the fight immediately starts off with a robo-voice "INDIGNATION".
* Honestly, the whole game is filled with awesome humor. One of This Troper's' favorite moments is when you find the pot that contains "Colin's fart" at the Mine of Gnome.

** ThisTroper finds one of the after battle quotes especially funny:

* ThisTroper always found it hilarious when the game tells you, "[[spoiler:Kratos obtained the title of Traitor.]]"
* ThisTroper finds [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goQMnWm7tEk this skit.]] from Dawn of the New World to be one of the funniest (except for Marta being the ClingyJealousGirl she is for the whole game).

* Pick a moment involving Grune [[spoiler:before her awakening]], any moment. Especially if Norma is involved. For the best, this troper wishes to nominate:

* No mention of the cooking competition? Where the taste of [[LethalChef Flynn's]] cooking horrifies the judges, including the Wonder Chef, who disappears in a puff of smoke. What really gets this troper is when Sodia, being Flynn's {{Fangirl}} and all, demands to try the food, only for Witcher to shoot that down. [[MissedMomentofAwesome Shame it isn't voiced.]]

* This Troper interpreted this moment as a StealthPun based on Richard's AmbiguouslyGay nature. Basically, Pascal carries a SimpleStaff about as long as she is. When Richard says he's a little envious of her, she looks apologetic and hands out her rod. Richard look a little sheepish and backs off.

---> '''Lloyd''': Colette... cure... poison...
---> '''Colette''': What! No, I'm not poisoned!
---> '''Lloyd''': No... I meant... me...

--->'''Emil''': It's sorta sad

** That one also shows up in ''{{Tales Of Vesperia}}'' if you win a battle with Yuri, Estelle, and Rita in your party.

'''TalesOfEternia'''
* In a hilarious subversion of OnlySmartPeopleMayPass, the party is trying to get into Volt's Temple, but the door is closed, and a sign nearby says that they must first solve a riddle before it will open. The party laments that the team's SmartGuy was left behind at this point...until [[LargeHam Max]] just rams the door open on his own (and shortly thereafter gets electricuted).
* Speaking of Volt's Temple, the boss battle with Volt can be unexpectedly hilarious. In all other games, Volt is completely silent, but for ''Eternia'', Volt speaks with a robotic voice. Imagine [[{{Mirrinus}} this troper's]] surprise when the fight immediately starts off with a robo-voice "INDIGNATION".
* Honestly, the whole game is filled with awesome humor. One of This Troper's' favorite moments is when you find the pot that contains "Colin's fart" at the Mine of Gnome.

'''TalesOfDestiny'''
* That [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VpMl5gfjQs skit]] that features every single party member to switch bodies, ThisTroper admits that he falls from his chair after watching it
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKESHk70uHM Bochaa-----nn]]
* Dymlos telling Stahn that he was a chosen hero of destiny when they first met; which lasted until Atwight blew the lid on Dymlos's scheme.

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKESHk70uHM Bochaa-----nn]]