History Funny / TalesOfZestiria

* When the party first head through Rolance, you can click on Rose to say "even Rolance has it's problems." Her reply?

* The girls start talking about Edna's umbrella, and Lailah explains it's advantages: keeping off the sun, rain, and fighting hellions.

* [[TalesOfXillia Rowen's]] ''Mad Screams of Love'' returns in a [[http://lookiamnotcreative.tumblr.com/post/110728741027/ discovery skit]] where Sorey, Mikleo, and Lailah find it in one of the castle bookcases. Mikleo and Lailah make fun of the author's "youthfulness," but Sorey is enthusiastic about it. Mikleo and Lailah are embarrassed for him.

** CallBack in Pendrago when [[http://lookiamnotcreative.tumblr.com/post/113784211872/ Sorey tries to make some poetry himself]], and he has... no literacy skills. Mikleo gives him the most dead look and Sorey has the humility to be embarrassed of himself this time. Sorey has absolutely no talent for literature.

-->'''Edna''': [[http://lookiamnotcreative.tumblr.com/post/112037682592/ If you want to make amends]], then dance the Squirrelly-squirrelly Dance. The fluffy version, that is.

-->'''Edna''': [[http://lookiamnotcreative.tumblr.com/post/112401992918/ I am sorry.]] So heartless of me to make poor, frail Mibo go through such hardships. I shall make sure to avenge you my servant. Do rest in peace.

* The skit about [[http://lookiamnotcreative.tumblr.com/post/111751710917/ Lailah's encounter with the Armadillo Seraphs]]. Nobody wants to tell her how little sense it makes, and she's oblivious to all the confusion.

* [[http://lookiamnotcreative.tumblr.com/post/111068867433/ The DLC skit]] that shows how much people have gotten used to enslaving Mikleo for food. It's like they love nothing more than to bully him senseless, and Mikleo just gives up and throws them mediocre dessert samples.

* [[http://lookiamnotcreative.tumblr.com/post/110061931052/ A DLC skit]] where Sorey and Mikleo discussing what to do with an apple gel they find in a toilet. See MythologyGag on the main page for more on this, but neither of them want to let it waste, while Dezel refuses to be a lab rat. [[spoiler: Also see HarsherInHindsight on the YMMV page.]]
* The obligatory Hot Springs visit has Zaveid being the voice of CovertPervert and trying to [[http://lookiamnotcreative.tumblr.com/post/109389201597/ convince Sorey to peek on the girls]]. Sorey is disinterested and slightly confused, so Zaveid tries to persuade him with heated mental images of the girls' "hot glistening beauty". Meanwhile, Mikleo comes in, sweaty, hair swept back, and open-collared from some activity, and Sorey finally gets the idea.

--> '''Lailah:''' Or for short...
--> '''Edna:''' Touchy-Feeleo.

--> '''Lailah:''' Note quite. It's also her signature item, so it's more like killing ''four'' birds with one stone.

--> '''Sorey:'''Alright, let's do it! No regrets!

* Sorey gets chastized by Rose, Lailah, and Edna for not knowing what a barrette is.

* One of the Discovery skits involves Rose and Sorey finding a beautiful rainbow coloured butterfly. Rose calls Dezel over to ask him what kind of butterfly it is, and Dezel replies he doesn't know. Rose then admit that collectors will pay loads of cash for butterflies, so she's going to catch it anyway just in case. Dezel immediately backtracks, claiming he just realized it's a type of moth called a "shaymonurose", which won't be worth anything. While Rose sadly leaves the butterfly alone, Sorey starts sounding out the "name" and just as he puts two and two together, Dezel immediately tells him to shut it.

* Also during the Wind Trial, Edna repeatedly stating that the little fans sure to do work well, and Dezel asserting it's because they're in the Wind Temple, until Mikleo points out she's just going to keep asking until he says something different. The next time, he changes his phrasing, saying almost the exact same thing, but differently enough that Edna leaves him alone after that.

-->'''Sorey''': So, Ladylake was a city that was built on top of an underground ruin.
-->'''Alisha''': You are able to have such a giddy look on your face, even at a time like this.
-->'''Sorey''': Is that... weird? No matter when, I’ll always be me.
-->'''Alisha''': I see. That’s exactly right.
-->'''Mikleo''': Don’t pamper him, Alisha. Sorey should recognize himself that he really is weird.
-->'''Lailah''': I would think if someone here were to spend so much time around such a weirdo, shouldn’t they be considered weird as well?
-->'''Mikleo''': Have you looked in a mirror?
-->'''[[CloudCuckoolander Lailah]]''': [goes to see her reflection on water] My, what a lovely maiden!

-->'''Sorey''': I don’t want to hear me being called weirdo by YOU guys.

* Roze's reaction to hearing the Seraphs for the first time. She flips whenever one of them speaks, and Edna freaks her out so bad she punches Sorey across the room.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUhyJ-xEZLE&t=250 Sorey and Roze pretending to be a married couple]] so they can get Sorey past Sergei and into the City of the Craftsman Lastonbell. It's not the fact that they have to pretend to be romantically involved that makes it utterly hilarious, but the fact that Sorey is ''so terrible at lying'' that the Seraph literally have to puppet him so that he at least he's ''doing'' something. Sorey is completely stiff and the worst actor in existence (while trying to deal with the Seraph's harsh puppeteering), Lailah is feeding him lines, Edna has to slowly lead his hand to rest on Roze's hand, Mikleo constantly looks like he wants to bash his head against a wall, Dezel nearly chokes Sorey trying to get him to bow, and Roze is so confused and awkward and has to roll with the complete mess happening next to her while pretending Sorey is doing all of this by himself.

* Mikleo trying to get Edna to address him respectfully, except she just gets lazy and shortens "Mikleo Boy" into "Mibo". Mikleo is so mad and Sorey has to tell them to quit making a racket while they're in his body.

-->'''Roze''': That's right, that's right!

** The kicker? Segrei believes it all, ''and gets emotional over it.''

-->'''Alisha''': I understand, Lady Edna! Please give me your guidance for the Squirrelly-squirrely Dance, fluffy addition!

* Alisha is so slow and oblivious to jokes, she's the only one who doesn't get Lailah's puns while everyone else is groaning over them, but she thinks they're hilarious. She's to jokes like what Sorey is to literature.

-->'''Edna''': If you want to make amends, then dance the Squirrelly-squirrelly Dance. The fluffy version, that is.

-->'''Lailah''': Sir Armajirou... Where are thou now....

** The kicker? Segrei believes it all. ''He gets emotional.''

** The kicker? ''Segrei believes it all.''

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUhyJ-xEZLE&t=250 Sorey and Roze pretending to be a married couple]] so they can get Sorey past Sergei and into the City of the Craftsman Lastonbell. It's not the fact that they have to pretend to be romantically involved that makes it utterly hilarious, but the fact that Sorey is ''so terrible at lying'' that the Seraph literally have to puppet him so that he at least he's ''doing'' something. Sorey is completely stiff and the worst actor in existence (while trying to deal with the Seraph's harsh puppeteering), Lailah is feeding him lines, Edna has to slowly lead his hand to rest on Roze's shoulder, Mikleo constantly looks like he wants to bash his head against a wall, Dezel nearly chokes Sorey trying to get him to bow, and Roze is so confused and awkward and has to roll with the complete mess happening next to her while pretending Sorey is doing all of this by himself.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUhyJ-xEZLE&t=250 Sorey and Roze pretending to be a married couple]] so they can get Sorey past Sergei and into the City of the Craftsman Lastonbell. It's not the fact that they have to pretend to be romantically involved that makes it utterly hilarious, but the fact that Sorey is ''so terrible at lying'' that the Seraph literally have to puppet him so that he at least he's ''doing'' something. Sorey is completely stiff and monotone, Lailah is feeding him lines, Edna has to slowly lead his hand to rest on Roze's shoulder, Mikleo constantly looks like he wants to bash his head against a wall, Dezel nearly chokes Sorey trying to get him to bow, and Roze is so confused and awkward and has to roll with the complete mess happening next to her while pretending Sorey is doing all of this by himself.

* A DLC skit where Sorey and Mikleo discussing what to do with an apple gel they find in a toilet. See MythologyGag on the main page for more on this, but neither of them want to let it waste, while Dezel refuses to be a lab rat.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUhyJ-xEZLE&t=250 Sorey and Roze pretending to be a married couple]] so they can get Sorey past Sergei and into the City of the Craftsman Lastonbell. It's not the fact that they have to pretend to be romantically involved that makes it utterly hilarious, but the fact that Sorey is ''so terrible at lying'' that the Seraph literally have to puppet him so that he at least he's ''doing'' something. Sorey is completely stiff and monotone, Lailah is feeding him lines, Edna has to slowly lead his hand to rest on Roze's shoulder, Mikleo constantly looks like he wants to bash his head against a wall, Dezel nearly chokes Sorey trying to get him to bow, and Roze is so confused and awkward and has to roll with the complete mess happening next to her while pretending Sorey is doing all of this by himself. It's ''gold''.

* Roze's reaction to hearing the Seraphs for the first time. She flips whenever one of them speaks, and Edna freaks out so bad she punches Sorey, across the room.