History Funny / SwordArtOnlineVideoGame

* The size of [[BoobsOfSteel Leafa's boobs]] get brought up a lot in the game and how impressive/jealous it makes the rest of the girls.

** Later on, Strea, Leafa, Fuko, and Kuroyukihime are all gathered together, to which Strea notices all the girls present are [[BoobsOfSteel well-endowed]] except for Kuroyukihime, which leads Kuroyukihime to demand the other girls to tell her how they raised their "bust stats" so high.

** Sparkling Teen Idol- Leafa: Leafa whines over why she's the only one of the group that got singled out and made into a gravure idol. Kirito knows [[BoobsOfSteel the reason]] but refuses to say it aloud, knowing she'll get mad and probably slap him. The still oblivious Leafa demands she tell him, to which he tries to cushion it up by explaining the role was based on her imported ALO avatar. Leafa finally catches on and goes all tsundere on him.

** One time Kirito finds the girls talking about their hair. Silica remarks she's thinking of changing hers, to which Sinon tells Silica her hair looks cute. To demonstrate Sinon asks her to jump, to which her GirlishPigtails bounce up and down in accordance. Silica notices Leafa's ponytail and asks her to do the same figuring that a similar thing could happen. However when Leafa jumps, [[GagBoobs something else starts bouncing instead]]...

* In "Helheim Invasion -Confrontation-", while the heroes prepare for the demon invasion of Spriggan territory, Klein meets Rechka for the first time, and Klein being Klein [[HopelessSuitor feels the urge to make a move on her]]. Rechka takes it in her stride and tells him if he wants to hit on her than to go ahead, but informs him that [[WidowWoman she has a husband in heaven]]. Klein is shocked at this revelation, but nonetheless adds as a man among men it was his duty [[RomancingTheWidow to help a grieving woman to heal]]. [[DeadpanSnarker Sinon]] who is watching adds she won't even going to bother to snark this time.

* Klein's latest AllLoveIsUnrequited shenanigans involve the ''LightNovel/AccelWorld'' girls from the future and he asks Kirito and Agil for advice on who to date. When Kirito hears the candidates he's just relieved that Klein left out [[TokenMiniMoe Utai and Yuniko]], as he [[MistakenForPedophile recalled Klein has a thing for Seven]], to which Agil adds that would result in a forced logout and permanent account suspension at best. Klein is flabbergasted that his bros would think that of him and elaborates that his interest in Seven was strictly as a fan and that he had no interest in children. Going back to the candidates Kirito points out that they're from the future, but Klein doesn't care as he would cross time to be with the love he had chosen, only for Kirito to point out again that Klein ''hadn't'' chosen. Agil sees right through Klein's act and states it wasn't about who Klein liked but who Kirito and Agil thought was most likely of not turning Klein down. The final icing on the cake, Kirito points out that even though Klein said he's not into kids, he's now trying to date girls that haven't been born yet and are basically negative years old.

* In "New Breed!? Tremendous Dog Fairy", Kirito, Leafa, and Sinon get [[BalefulPolymorph polymorphed]] so they have dog and bunny ears. [[CutenessProximity Asuna is overjoyed at the sight of them]], immediately trying to stroke and pet their furry features which Sinon is thoroughly annoyed by. At the end of the event when Sinon tells Kirito to change back to normal, Asuna tries to stop them insisting they're too cute and must stay that way forever! Sinon and Asuna bicker over this, with Asuna trying to find every excuse to prolong her friends being kept furry.

** Volume 4: The Third God: [[TakeThatUs To poke fun at the fact that Terraria Leafa hasn't appeared by then]], one Skit lists the three goddesses, starting with Stacia(Asuna), Solus(Sinon) and... [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Oberon]].

* The event where Strea decides to make school uniforms for all of the girls. The uniform she makes for Sinon is a cardigan type outfit, which Sinon is very self-conscious about and worried it's too revealing on her legs. Kirito assures her all he can see are her thighs, to which Sinon [[{{Tsundere}} reaches for her bow over Kirito gazing at her legs]]. The uniform Strea made for Seven is one that is worn by kindergartners, to which Seven is furious and proclaims that she's twelve. Finally when it's Strea's turn, instead of going into the backroom like everyone else, [[InnocentFanserviceGirl she unequips her main outfit while she's still in the main tavern]], showing off her underwears. All of the girls immediately surround her and angrily glare at Kirito in case he had tried to get a peak. Made funnier by the fact, Kirito has many times in the past ''prevented'' Strea from taking off her clothes in public, but still ends up in yet another AccidentalPervert scenario.

* The 2019 April Fools event ended up being one giant spoof of ''Manga/DetectiveConan''. The Player and Koharu somehow ending up in an Amusement Park called "Kirito land" run by versions of Kirito and Asuna, as well as Kibaou as a security guard, with none of them having any recollection of the main characters. However, trouble is soon amiss at thanks to a villainous version of Yuuki dubbing herself [[Manga/MagicKaito Phantom Thief Y]] (complete with the attire), who causes Kirito and Asuna to get [[FountainOfYouth deaged into children wearing detective outfits]]. Phantom Thief Y also kidnaps the amusement park's [=NPCs=], Mr Kirito and Miss Asuna (the same large chibi ones from previous events) along with the Kirito Statue. The event continues taking a turn for the whacky when Phantom Thief Y's EvilPlan is revealed to be turn everyone in the park into kids so they can eternally have fun, as kid Kirito and Asuna had previously discovered [[TheMindIsAPlayThingOfTheBody they are unable to resist the urge to play]]. She had brought Mr Kirito and Miss Asuna to a dancing hall while turning the Kirito statue into a giant robot with Kirito's hair. While almost pulling a HeelFaceTurn using a HeroicSacrifice to save the heroes from a HeroicSacrifice, it's revealed to be a farce and Phantom Thief Y pulls an escape... only for it to be revealed to be AllJustADream with the Player waking up to Koharu trying to get their attention, [[OrWasItADream except the Player still has an Amusement Park ticket]].

* The fact that Premiere and Seven have pillow talks at all. When you realize how old these girls are supposed to be (Seven debuted at the age of 12), the fact that they're sleeping in the same bed as Kirito means he could get arrested!

** Special mention goes to a second party, where those who get the super-spicy slice have to command someone to do one thing for them - Strea, upon getting one of the two spicy slices, promptly commands Kirito to kiss her. Asuna is having none of that however, demanding Strea kiss ''her'' instead, which 'shockingly' (to her) Strea has few issues with whatsoever... the reactions from everyone are embarrassed/horrified fascination, as apparently Strea is applying the same amount of strength she [[BearHug displays in hugs]] to the kiss itself. After going at it intensely, an ashamed Asuna asks Kirito if she still wants him as his wife.

* The game series is known for it's FanService bed room scenes for extras, but in this game, this was a plot point and there's a [[JustifiedTrope legitimate reasons]] for it. [[HilarityEnsues And it's hilarious.]]
** As it's turns out, Kirito and Asuna went to shopping together and found out about a pair of accessories from one of the store that resemble the one they had back on Aincrad...except spending two years in Underworld had muddled up Kirito memories about it leaving Asuna mortified and proceed to call the others to came up with a plan to bring his memories back, much to Kirito exasperation. And then Lisbeth came up with an idea to sleep with him much to the other girls suprise and, in Asuna case, frustration.
*** Even better by the fact [[ComicallySerious Alice]] is aware of the Lisbeth true intentions and get pretty serious about it to the point of [[NotSoAboveItAll taking advantage of it to sleep with Kirito.]]
*** [[IncorruptiblePurePureness Eugeo]], on the other hand, [[ChasteHero remains oblivious]] about Lisbeth true intentions and show happiness about the entire thing as he see this chance to spend more times with him, with [[TheGadfly Lisbeth]] agreeing on him to spice things up. Kirito is so frustated by the entire thing and pretty much sums up Eugeo as the "purest of all".
** Eugeo bed scenes perhaps the most (in)famous case of this. Compare his scenes to the other girls and woman bed scenes, their bed scenes had [[HoYay a lot of innuendos]] in it. Double the irony the fact that Eugeo, the most innocent out of the main cast, [[InnocentFanserviceGuy have the most skimpiest outfit in the scenes]] (while other girls usually had some of their parts like stomach and bosom barely seen, Eugeo shows both since his outfit barely hiding his upper half of his body combined with his pose as well).

*** Even better by the fact [[ComicallySerious Alice]] is aware of the Lisbeth true intentions and get pretty serious about it to the point of taking advantage of it to sleep with Kirito.