History Funny / SupermanII

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* "COME TO ME, SON OF JOR-EL! '''[[IncomingHam KNEEEEEEEEEL BEFORE ZOD!]]'''"
* Zod's FacialDialogue when putting up with Non's idiocy and Ursa's bouts of senseless violence. His eye-rolls clearly state "I need a better class of henchmen."
* A couple during the rematch against Zod, Ursa, and Non in the Fortress of Solitude:
--> '''Luthor:''' Superman, thank God... I mean, GET HIM!

* The fisherman in the background seeing Zod, Ursa, and Non land nearby. [[NoMoreForMe Whatever drink was in his mug, he immediately decides he's not having any more.]]
** Ursa gets bitten by a snake she held onto, then she throws it to the ground and unintentionally uses her heat vision to torch the snake.
*** Then Non tries to use his own heat vision on the burnt snake, but due to his [[DumbMuscle low intelligence]], it hasn't fully developed yet.
* Ursa, upon meeting Lois and learning that she's Superman's girlfriend:
-->What an undemanding male this Superman this be!
* True to form, Lois fires right back:
-->"Yeah, you could use a tuck here and there yourself, sister!"

* In the Richard Donner version, Otis and Eve had a tendency to repeat anything Luthor said. When Lex tells her to stop at one point, Eve replies: "I won't repeat what you say."

* Zod's FacialDialogue when putting up with Non's idiocy and Ursa's bouts of senseless violence. His eye-rolls clearly state "I need a better class of henchman."

* Zod's FacialDialogue when putting up with Nom's idiocy and Ursa's bouts of senseless violence. His eye-rolls clearly state "I need a better class of henchman."

* The diner scene at the end of the movie.

* Zod's FacialActing when putting up with Nom's idiocy and Ursa's bouts of senseless violence. His eye-rolls clearly state "I need a better class of henchman."

** This is one of the few things that's better in the theatrical version. The Donner cut has Zod sound like he's asking rhetorically out of irritation, while Terence Stamp's delivery in the Lester cut makes Zod sound genuinely perplexed that Luthor would ''dare'' [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu mouth off to him]], and he's expecting a serious answer.

* After defeating Zod, Lex Luthor correctly deduces that Superman inverted the depowering chamber's effect, so that it affected everyone ''outside'' the chamber. Cue the sardonically friendly little salute from Superman that says "[[SarcasmMode Yup, you're a genius, alright.]]"

** Ursa gets bitten by a snake she held onto, she threw it to the ground and unintentionally used her heat-vision and torched the snake.
** Then Non tries to use his on the burnt snake, but due to his low intelligence it hasn't fully developed yet.
* The diner scene at the end of the movie.

--> What an undemanding male this Superman this be!

* The fisherman in the background seeing Zod, Ursa, and Non land nearby.

** This is one of the few things that's better in the theatrical version. The Donner cut has Zod sound like he's asking rhetorically out of irritation, while Terence Stamp's delivery in the Lester cut makes Zod sound genuinely ''perplexed'' that Luthor would [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu dare mouth off to him]] and he's expecting a serious answer.

** Ursa gets bitten by a snake she held onto, she threw it to the ground and unintentionally used her heat-vision to turn it up.

* The diner scene at the end of the movie.

* After taking over the White House, Zod, Ursa, and Non are seen sitting around doing nothing.

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* "COME TO ME, SON OF JOR-EL! KNEEEEEEEEEL BEFORE ZOD!"

* "''Why'' do you say this to me, when you ''know'' I will kill you for it?"

* Lois trying to punch Ursa, only to end up hurting herself instead.
* A couple during the rematch against the Kryptonians in the Fortress of Solitude:
--> '''Luthor:''' Superman, thank god... I mean, GET HIM!
--> '''Lois:''' [[{{Narm}} You know what?]] [[BondOneLiner You're a real pain in the neck!]]

* The Kryptonians assume that "Houston" is the name of the planet, because that's what the astronauts use.
* "''Why'' do you say this to me, when you ''know'' I will kill you for it?" This is one of the few things that's better in the theatrical version. The Donner cut has Zod sound like he's asking rhetorically out of irritation, while Terence Stamp's delivery in the Lester cut makes Zod sound genuinely ''perplexed'' that Luthor would dare mouth off to him and he's expecting a serious answer.

* "''Why'' do you say this to me, when you ''know'' I will kill you for it?" This is one of the few things that's better in the Lester cut, because Terence Stamp's delivery makes Zod sound genuinely ''perplexed'' that Luthor would dare mouth off to him.

* "COME TO ME, SON OF JOR-EL! KNEEEEEEEEEL BEFORE ZOD!"

--> '''Lois:''' [[{{Narm}} You know what?]] [[BondOneLiner You're a real pain in the neck!]]